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[Chris] Previously on
1000-lb Sisters...
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After that blow up
with Amanda,
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I'm focusing on the stuff
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that makes me feel good.
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Amanda went too far.
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I did not deserve that.
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[Chris] Now look,
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it does need some cleaning.
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I bought the house next door
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and Tammy could move in there.
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Just keep your mind open.
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[pensive music playing]
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You can come and stay with me.
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Brittany deep down
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didn't really want me
to be here.
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What's the matter, Tammy?
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[jolly music playing]
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[Amy speaking]
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[Tammy] Oh, my God.
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[Amy] Tonight, we're going
to a local fair
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to take pictures
with Santa Claus
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for our holiday card.
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I want my boys to have
the best Christmas ever.
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It's my first single mom year.
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Who is that in the window?
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[Tammy] Who's that?
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Is that Santa?
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[Amy] We are ready
to see Santa Claus.
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We got our Christmas list.
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Hell, we might even
sneak him a cookie.
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[Santa laughs]
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Merry Christmas!
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Come on in.
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-[Gage] Hello.
-[Santa] Oh, wow.
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[Amy] One of my biggest
traditions every year,
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me and Michael started
when we were together,
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we always wore
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matching pajamas
at Christmas time.
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But since Michael
ain't here...
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She's my designated
sister-daddy,
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auntie-daddy.
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I don't know.
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[woman] Merry Christmas!
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Gage was so cute
when he first seen Santa.
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He goes,
"Santa, Merry Christmas!"
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[chuckles] I'm like, "Aw".
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[Santa] Tell me
what you want for Christmas.
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[Amy] He wants a doctor kit.
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[Santa] Oh, a doctor kit.
Oh, wow.
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[Santa] All right.
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Come see me.
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-[woman] Wanna take pictures?
-[Santa] Yeah.
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Definitely want a picture.
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Can I have a picture?
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Yeah, come right on in here.
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[Amy] They're both
pretty heavy.
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-[Santa] They're good.
-Look at here.
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[Santa] Look at the picture.
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[Tammy]
This is my first Christmas
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since I've gotten home
from rehab.
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So seeing Santa is a treat
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and see the boys' faces
light up.
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Oh, yay! They've got it.
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[Santa] Super.
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It was the best Christmas gift
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seeing the kids excited.
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[Santa] All right.
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Well, what about you two?
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What's on your Christmas list?
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[Amy] I'm a newly single mom,
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so I just want 'em
to have a good Christmas.
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That's why
I'm bringing them here,
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making memories and--
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[Santa] Oh, fantastic.
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What? [chuckles]
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-[Amy] All right.
-Bye.
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[Amy] Thank you
for visiting with us.
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-[Tammy] Say bye.
-[Santa] Merry Christmas.
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[woman] Merry Christmas.
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You be good.
You be good too now.
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[Amy] Oh, I will.
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[jolly music playing]
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[Amy] I'm gonna put
the tree up first.
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I want this Christmas
to be perfect.
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So Tammy's coming over
to help me decorate
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for Christmas
while the boys are napping.
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I just hope
we can get something done,
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because you never know
when they're gonna wake up.
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[knocking on door]
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-[Tammy] Hello?
-[Amy] Hey, girl.
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How you doing?
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[Amy speaking]
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And got our stockings,
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transforming the house
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into like a winter wonderland.
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Amy's idea
of a winter wonderland
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is unique.
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She don't even have
a real fake tree.
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This one kinda looks
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like one of those pin the tail
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on the donkey games.
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[laughs]
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Maybe you need a stocking
for your new house.
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Are you ready to move?
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I took a look
at the yellow house
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-next door to him.
-Yeah.
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[Tammy] There is so much work
that needs to be done,
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like patching the ceiling
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and make sure the water works
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because nothing's
been turned on
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in over 20 years.
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Ever since I gave
my notice to Amanda,
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I've been looking
for somewhere to rent.
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But there's not
really too many houses
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for rent right now.
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But with less
than three weeks for me
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to have to move out,
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I'm not sure
if I have any other choice.
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I don't know.
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[Amy speaking]
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And they did fight a lot
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because I was there.
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Me and Brittany
clashed heads a lot
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because we are
so totally different.
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She is a OCD person.
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She would tell me,
"Go clean something," right?
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And then she would go up
and clean it again.
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I don't know.
She just used to piss me off.
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Tammy and Brittany
are more alike.
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So hopefully,
those two will jive me more
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than me and Brittany.
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I just don't want another one.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[Chris] It's been a few weeks
since Dr. Smith gave me
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and Tammy weight loss goals
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in order to be approved
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for skin removal surgery.
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[Tammy] Come in.
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-Hey, you ready?
-[Tammy] Yeah.
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Come on, girl.
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And I feel that
I can get Tammy
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to exercise more,
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doing something.
You know, an activity
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that she ain't
never did before,
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versus taking her to the gym.
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So today, me and Tammy
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are gonna hit
the golf course.
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This is actual regular golf
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and not like Putt-Putt golf?
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[Chris] Yeah.
This is real golf.
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Well, you 'bout
to find out today.
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[Tammy speaking]
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You know we don't fit in
because [bleep]
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if we did,
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we'd have a membership.
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But it's okay,
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because it really ain't
about playing golf.
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It's really about getting
the exercise in the day.
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Yeah.
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A couple of buddies
of mine had said
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the best part of playing golf
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is driving the carts.
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Tammy has to hold out
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on learning how to drive
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since the tractor incident.
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But if she's ever
gonna be independent,
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the bitch has got to learn.
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You know, ideally,
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this would be the best spot
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for her to learn
how to drive.
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What she's gonna hurt?
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Nothing.
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Well, maybe a tree.
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[laughs]
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What you think, Tammy?
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Why not?
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[tractor revving]
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I don't want to...
I don't want to...
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Tammy, ain't no deja vu.
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Nothing to be scared of
or about.
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I'm not nervous. I'm pissed.
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The big deal is
trying to get you to work
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towards your independence.
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Let's just say I'm not happy.
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[Chris speaking]
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What the bitch has got
to realize,
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in order for her
to be fully independent,
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she's got to learn
how to drive.
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I work six days a week
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at my job.
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And I am married,
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so I can't be there
for her 24/7.
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And if she's physically
living next door, to me,
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sooner or later
[bleep] gonna hit the fan.
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[woman] Do you like
your shoe-shoes?
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-[Gage] No.
-No?
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With Christmas coming,
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I wanna get these boys
some shoes
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and make them look good.
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And I'm thinking
about getting back
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into the dating world,
so I guess,
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I need to own a pair of shoes
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that you don't see my toes.
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[laughter]
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[country music playing]
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[Amy] You ready
to go shopping?
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[Gage] Yeah.
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[Amy] Yeah? Okay.
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With Christmas coming,
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I wanna get these boys
some shoes
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and make them look good.
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And I'm thinking
about getting back
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into the dating world,
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so I guess,
I need to own a pair of shoes
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that you don't see my toes.
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[quirky music playing]
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[Amy] You wanna open
the door for mama.
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Push. Push.
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So my friend
Justice is coming
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and she's gonna help me
wrangle in the boys
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because she knows how hard it
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is dealing with two kids.
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She's got three.
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Good morning.
How can we help you today?
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-Good morning.
-Morning. We're here
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to pick out
the boys some shoes.
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Y'all wanna come back this way
to the kids' section?
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You wanna walk?
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You need to walk now.
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You gonna take off, ain't you?
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Probably. Come on, Gage.
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-Come on.
-This way.
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Come on. Come on Rue.
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-Okay. That way.
-[woman laughs]
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[Amy] My boys are
very hyper intensive kids.
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So they run around
like chicken
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with their heads cut off.
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[laughs]
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What do you think of this?
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Huh, shoe-shoe?
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-[Gage] No.
-No?
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How about this shoe-shoe?
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[woman] Do you like blue?
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-You like the blue one?
-[Amy] Yeah.
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Okay. Do you want that one
for both
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or do you want that one
just for him?
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-Do you have them in both?
-[woman] Probably.
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Because most of the time
they match.
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But they look
so much identical.
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Glenn will turn around
I'd be like,
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"Gage, quit doing that."
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And then when
they around its Glenn.
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Or I'll mix
their names together
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and go "Glage".
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[laughs]
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[Justice]
Say mark, get set, go.
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-Go.
-[laughs]
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[Justice] There you go.
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It'll match. Ow.
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He almost took you out.
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He's been known
to do the [indistinct]
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They all over the place.
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It's like, "Okay.
I know I had two kids.
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Where did one go?"
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-Where are they?
-[woman] They're
in the closet.
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[laughter]
267
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,100
[Amy] Can we come back
in here, please?
268
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:06,500
Hey, listen
with your big boy ears.
269
00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:12,367
-Absolutely.
-I've lost so much weight.
270
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I don't even know my size.
271
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Sure let's come
into the women side.
272
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:17,700
[Amy] When you lose weight,
273
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you're not only losing
any in your belly,
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your legs,
your boobs, your ass,
275
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you're losing it everywhere.
276
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Your fingers
and feet included.
277
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,100
And I never know
my shoe size.
278
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:32,467
[woman] So you're gonna right
about a seven and a half.
279
00:13:32,467 --> 00:13:34,100
So do you see something
280
00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:35,767
that stands out to you?
281
00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:38,333
[upbeat music playing]
282
00:13:43,467 --> 00:13:45,767
I always wanted
a pair of heels,
283
00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:48,433
but I was never
skinny enough.
284
00:13:57,266 --> 00:13:59,233
That's really a sexy shoe.
285
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,700
[Amy speaking]
286
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,800
[laughs]
287
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,567
When I try
on the skinny heels,
288
00:14:07,567 --> 00:14:09,400
it feels awkward.
289
00:14:17,367 --> 00:14:20,200
[laughs]
290
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,867
Okay. I'm done.
291
00:14:21,867 --> 00:14:23,000
[woman] Are those the winner?
292
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,467
-[Amy] No.
-[laughter]
293
00:14:24,467 --> 00:14:27,300
-[Amy speaking]
-[woman] No.
294
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,500
I think I like this.
295
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,000
You like that one?
You wanna try it on?
296
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,233
Yeah.
297
00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:33,867
The good thing about that one
298
00:14:33,867 --> 00:14:35,266
is because it's got
a chunky heel,
299
00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:37,233
it keeps you nice
and steady on it.
300
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:38,567
No wobblin'.
301
00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:39,700
See, you can even jump.
302
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:42,300
-Exactly.
-[laughter]
303
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,567
[Amy] These heels feel nice.
304
00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:47,300
It's registering
that I have lost weight.
305
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,233
And I'm not gonna break
the damn heel.
306
00:14:50,867 --> 00:14:53,200
It's a good moment. [bleep]
307
00:15:03,266 --> 00:15:06,000
The fact that
I've lost so much weight...
308
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,867
And actually,
I wanna wear heels
309
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:13,500
to go on a date with
is scary in itself.
310
00:15:16,867 --> 00:15:18,100
Y'all have a great afternoon.
311
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,667
Say, "Thank you." Say, "Bye."
312
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:21,266
-[woman] Bye.
-[Amy] Can you say "bye"?
313
00:15:21,266 --> 00:15:22,567
-[Gage] No.
-[Amy] Okay.
314
00:15:22,567 --> 00:15:24,000
[laughter]
315
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,900
[bleep] the drama
with the family.
316
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:27,500
This was a good day.
317
00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:37,500
[classical music playing]
318
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,600
Chris brought me
to the golf course today
319
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:51,867
for some exercise.
320
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:54,100
But he also wants me
321
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,900
to drive a golf cart.
322
00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:57,800
I'd rather just golf.
323
00:16:00,066 --> 00:16:01,300
I disagree.
324
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:02,700
[Tammy chuckles]
325
00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:07,967
[Chris] Are you ready
to get this show on the road?
326
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,233
Yeah.
327
00:16:09,867 --> 00:16:12,000
[Chris speaking]
328
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,800
because I brought up driving.
329
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,500
So I'm just gonna
let it stew right now
330
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,066
until later.
331
00:16:18,066 --> 00:16:20,867
Hopefully, she comes out
of her funk,
332
00:16:20,867 --> 00:16:23,166
and we're gonna get Tammy
behind the wheel
333
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:25,100
of this golf cart today.
334
00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:28,467
-See that flag down there?
-[Tammy] Yeah.
335
00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:30,100
[Chris] That's what
you're aiming for.
336
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:33,000
-[laughs]
-Great.
337
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,133
[Chris] Hold up.
Let me get behind the cart.
338
00:16:35,867 --> 00:16:37,200
[Tammy] All right, now.
339
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,266
-[Chris laughs]
-[Tammy speaking]
340
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,367
[Chris] It don't matter.
Do what you do.
341
00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:44,600
[upbeat music playing]
342
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,300
[Tammy] I hit it.
343
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:48,867
[Chris speaking]
344
00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:51,500
No, because you know
how to do sports.
345
00:16:53,266 --> 00:16:54,867
[Chris] There we go.
346
00:16:54,867 --> 00:16:56,166
Maybe I'm in the wrong spot.
347
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:57,300
I know.
348
00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:00,233
[Tammy laughs]
349
00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:05,634
I can't hit it. There you go.
350
00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:09,400
Okay. At least
I hit on the first swing.
351
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,600
What happened?
352
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:11,867
Well, you gotta hit it
353
00:17:11,867 --> 00:17:13,500
to make it go further,
354
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,734
and I can't seem to hit
the son of a bitch, so.
355
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,600
I might need to next time.
356
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,734
[bleep]
357
00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:22,567
There goes.
358
00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:24,300
[Tammy speaking]
359
00:17:29,066 --> 00:17:30,400
I was trying.
360
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:37,700
[Tammy] Put your back into it.
361
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,800
[Chris]
I'm in the right direction.
362
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:45,367
Come on!
363
00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:46,800
I'll walk, you drive.
364
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,233
Huh?
365
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,700
What?
366
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:55,934
Slide over. Come on.
367
00:17:56,266 --> 00:17:57,333
No.
368
00:17:58,467 --> 00:17:59,700
Come on.
369
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,400
Damn it, Tammy.
370
00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:15,133
Jump behind the wheel.
371
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:18,934
Go.
372
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,233
Yeah. Give me that.
I'll stay out of the way.
373
00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:29,000
I don't know
exactly what happened.
374
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,166
I just was like,
375
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:31,800
"You know what, just do it."
376
00:18:32,266 --> 00:18:34,767
You know [bleep] just try it.
377
00:18:34,767 --> 00:18:37,100
She was starting
to hear me bitch about it.
378
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:38,333
Hold the wheel.
379
00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:42,166
Put your foot
on the gas, slowly,
380
00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:45,000
'cause the harder
you push the gas pedal,
381
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,867
the faster it's gonna go.
382
00:18:46,867 --> 00:18:48,667
All right.
383
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,367
Ease on up right there
to that first ball.
384
00:18:50,367 --> 00:18:51,634
That's where you gotta go.
385
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:53,834
You're good.
386
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,934
There you go. Slowly.
387
00:18:57,867 --> 00:18:59,367
Slowly. Hit your brake.
388
00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:00,834
There you go.
389
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,600
Am I?
390
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,200
[Chris] Turn your wheel.
391
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,166
[Tammy speaking]
392
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:13,900
[laughter]
393
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:16,100
[Tammy speaking]
394
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:17,100
[Chris] Okay.
395
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:18,400
All right. Go.
396
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,667
Take off.
397
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:21,467
-Don't kill me.
-[Tammy laughs]
398
00:19:21,467 --> 00:19:24,700
[upbeat music playing]
399
00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:28,667
Got out the [bleep]
for a reason.
400
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,133
Yeah.
401
00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:33,667
I kinda feel amazing.
402
00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:35,567
Like, "No worries, bitch.
403
00:19:35,567 --> 00:19:37,000
Just do it.
404
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,333
Get it done."
405
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,333
Oh [bleep]
406
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,200
Hey, hey.
407
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,333
Right there.
408
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,266
It's scary still,
409
00:19:55,266 --> 00:19:57,166
but I just have to remember
410
00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:59,934
to breathe and not panic.
411
00:20:06,266 --> 00:20:08,166
[Chris] Halt.
412
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:11,166
Well, Tammy, would you drive
the cart again?
413
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,734
I guess.
I just kind of
get used to it.
414
00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:20,800
But as far
as a car right now,
415
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,533
that's kinda stretching it.
416
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,400
For now.
417
00:20:30,867 --> 00:20:34,166
We ain't got years,
we need to have your license,
418
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,200
so you can do
whatever you want.
419
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,800
I don't understand
why Tammy doesn't wanna
420
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,767
necessarily
learn how to drive
421
00:20:42,767 --> 00:20:46,000
because she knows
how frustrating it is
422
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,033
waiting and calling
people for rides.
423
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,867
Maybe that's what it is.
424
00:20:50,867 --> 00:20:56,066
Maybe it's the fear
of not needing somebody
425
00:20:56,066 --> 00:20:57,700
'cause she's went
from basically
426
00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:58,900
a bedridden person,
427
00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:01,266
that's get waited
on hand and foot,
428
00:21:01,266 --> 00:21:04,767
to somebody that's able
to go do anything they want.
429
00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:10,934
And being able to drive is
the last part of the puzzle.
430
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:14,200
[Chris speaking]
431
00:21:20,567 --> 00:21:22,767
I'm just gonna drop
a bomb on you.
432
00:21:22,767 --> 00:21:24,700
I'm not gonna be here
for Christmas.
433
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,667
And I have my reasons.
434
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,000
Damn good reasons.
435
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
[Amy speaking]
436
00:21:31,467 --> 00:21:32,800
...That is [bleep]
437
00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:40,300
[upbeat music playing]
438
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,400
[Misty speaking]
439
00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:47,400
[Amy] Tammy has two weeks
to move from Amanda's house
440
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,567
and into the one that Chris
is redoing for her.
441
00:21:50,567 --> 00:21:52,300
So me and Misty
are coming over,
442
00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:54,767
and we're just gonna see
how Chris has progressed
443
00:21:54,767 --> 00:21:56,934
with this yellow house,
that's all.
444
00:21:57,467 --> 00:21:58,900
[Tammy] Knock, knock.
445
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,266
[Misty] Hey, bubby.
446
00:22:00,266 --> 00:22:01,700
Hey. What do y'all think?
447
00:22:02,767 --> 00:22:04,900
[sinister music playing]
448
00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:11,567
[bleep]
449
00:22:11,567 --> 00:22:14,000
[Amy] What...
Are you gonna mow the floor?
450
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,800
[Chris] Well, you know,
it came with the house,
451
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,333
and I never took it out.
452
00:22:25,266 --> 00:22:27,867
...how redneck are we?
453
00:22:27,867 --> 00:22:30,400
You gonna redo the whole
ceiling or just pieces?
454
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,400
[Chris]
I'd like to do it all,
455
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,467
but I'll probably
just patch what I can patch.
456
00:22:35,467 --> 00:22:36,934
That way,
you don't see brown wood.
457
00:22:37,967 --> 00:22:40,900
Really, I'm just putting
lipstick on a pig.
458
00:22:41,467 --> 00:22:43,133
Mmm-hmm.
459
00:22:45,266 --> 00:22:47,500
Yeah, there is.
460
00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:54,300
[Misty] We probably do.
461
00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:57,333
And a shower,
and all kinds of stuff.
462
00:23:00,467 --> 00:23:03,900
[Chris] As you can see,
it's a work in progress.
463
00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:06,367
But, with all the work
that I'm doing here,
464
00:23:06,367 --> 00:23:09,567
I'm down over 10 pounds now
465
00:23:09,567 --> 00:23:12,767
from where I was
at Dr. Smith's.
466
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:14,367
One good thing
that has come out of working
467
00:23:14,367 --> 00:23:15,567
on the yellow house,
468
00:23:15,567 --> 00:23:17,300
I have plenty of exercise
469
00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:19,567
going on every day.
470
00:23:19,567 --> 00:23:22,767
And I've lost
quite a bit of weight.
471
00:23:22,767 --> 00:23:24,333
This place
needs a lot of work.
472
00:23:25,367 --> 00:23:27,867
Well, we just gonna do
the best we can
473
00:23:27,867 --> 00:23:29,900
with what we got.
474
00:23:31,467 --> 00:23:34,867
To be honest, I'm realizing
that there's no way
475
00:23:34,867 --> 00:23:37,166
to get all the work done
in this yellow house
476
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,233
before Tammy has to move.
477
00:23:43,967 --> 00:23:45,467
I mean,
she could come stay with me
478
00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:47,233
until I finish this house up.
479
00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:53,100
It's frustrating
because I would not be
480
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:55,800
in this situation
at this moment
481
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,066
if Tammy and Amanda
could work out
482
00:23:58,066 --> 00:24:00,800
their petty
[bleep] fightin'.
483
00:24:01,567 --> 00:24:03,467
I love all of my siblings,
484
00:24:03,467 --> 00:24:06,667
but I really don't want
none of you staying with me.
485
00:24:06,667 --> 00:24:08,667
I know how we are
when we're around each other
486
00:24:08,667 --> 00:24:09,967
for a little while.
487
00:24:09,967 --> 00:24:11,266
And, you know, we all need...
488
00:24:11,266 --> 00:24:12,300
[Chris] You get on my nerves.
489
00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:13,667
breathing room.
Hell, like,
490
00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:15,600
10 minutes,
I'm ready to slap somebody.
491
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,400
[upbeat music playing]
492
00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:31,066
Because I'm walking with you,
just in case you fall.
493
00:24:31,066 --> 00:24:33,266
I'm being protective.
494
00:24:33,266 --> 00:24:35,266
We're at the gym today,
me and Amanda.
495
00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:38,667
And she's here
to do physical therapy.
496
00:24:38,667 --> 00:24:40,700
And I'm here
to just like, help her.
497
00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:42,867
But not only that,
I need to tone up
498
00:24:42,867 --> 00:24:44,867
so I can get
the skin removal.
499
00:24:44,867 --> 00:24:46,567
[woman] Now,
these seats adjust,
500
00:24:46,567 --> 00:24:49,900
so let's try
to get you situated.
501
00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:51,266
Hold onto me
so I don't want you to go
502
00:24:51,266 --> 00:24:52,667
too far back.
503
00:24:52,667 --> 00:24:54,100
[Amanda]
It's been a while, girl.
504
00:24:54,100 --> 00:24:57,000
-Be gentle.
-[laughter]
505
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,266
[Amanda] I have been laid up
with a busted up knee
506
00:24:59,266 --> 00:25:01,266
for the past
month and a half.
507
00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:03,266
So this is the first time
I've been able to come
508
00:25:03,266 --> 00:25:05,467
since Chris got
the gym membership to here.
509
00:25:05,467 --> 00:25:07,767
I'm hoping I can get
my weight loss back on track,
510
00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:09,300
now that I'm somewhat mobile.
511
00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:11,300
I know that I still have
a ways to go,
512
00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:13,467
but I'm definitely
ready to get the body
513
00:25:13,467 --> 00:25:15,000
I have always wanted.
514
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,400
Or, won't.
515
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,133
[laughs]
516
00:25:20,367 --> 00:25:22,100
Yeah, we gotta pedal
the same speed,
517
00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:23,500
so we can get there
at the same time.
518
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:26,767
Bitch, you're long-leggeder
than me too.
519
00:25:26,767 --> 00:25:28,800
-Long-leggeder?
-Yeah.
520
00:25:29,567 --> 00:25:31,667
I like the gym.
I love going to the gym.
521
00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:34,500
I like working my legs.
I like doing the pushy thing.
522
00:25:35,266 --> 00:25:36,600
And...
523
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,133
[Amy speaking]
524
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,900
I appreciate that,
525
00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:43,800
'cause I feel like my ass
is getting kicked.
526
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,400
[laughter]
527
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,767
[Amanda] Okay.
528
00:25:46,767 --> 00:25:48,266
[Amy] Now you made it
back to the pole.
529
00:25:48,266 --> 00:25:49,567
-[Amanda] Yeah.
-You ho.
530
00:25:49,567 --> 00:25:51,567
You know I always
come back to the pole, girl.
531
00:25:51,567 --> 00:25:54,000
[laughter]
532
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,667
-Have you heard
what's going on lately?
-Mmm-mmm.
533
00:25:56,667 --> 00:25:59,600
Apparently, Tammy's
gonna move in with Chris.
534
00:26:00,467 --> 00:26:02,700
[laughs]
535
00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:04,700
Man, we'll see
how long that works.
536
00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:05,934
Right.
537
00:26:06,467 --> 00:26:07,867
When did it work
with any of us?
538
00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:09,266
I give it six months.
539
00:26:09,266 --> 00:26:10,567
Mark my words.
540
00:26:10,567 --> 00:26:13,200
Chris and her will be
at each other's throats.
541
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,200
I mean, in that about
as long as she stays
542
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,867
with anybody
before there's major issues?
543
00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:21,300
Obviously, it's not
an everybody else issue,
544
00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:23,000
if she's
the common denominator.
545
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,333
[Amy] Mmm-hmm.
546
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000
[Amanda] I'm just surprised
that Chris put himself
547
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000
in that position
548
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,400
because the last time
Tammy stayed with him,
549
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,166
they ended up in a big fight,
550
00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:33,066
not speaking to each other
for a while,
551
00:26:33,066 --> 00:26:34,800
which is funny
because she is currently
552
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,400
in the same
situation with me.
553
00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:39,867
She just needs to get her
[bleep] together.
554
00:26:39,867 --> 00:26:42,700
Stop being co-dependent
on everyone else.
555
00:26:44,166 --> 00:26:46,000
So how's
the boys coming along?
556
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,400
Christmas and...
557
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,867
Like, where are you at
on that?
558
00:26:48,867 --> 00:26:50,400
Well,
they're pretty much done
559
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,600
all their Christmas shoppin'.
560
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,266
I ain't really
decorating the house
561
00:26:53,266 --> 00:26:55,867
because Glenn's
at this grabby phase.
562
00:26:55,867 --> 00:26:57,400
So I got him a felt tree
563
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,300
instead of ornaments
to break.
564
00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:00,567
Oh, okay.
565
00:27:00,567 --> 00:27:01,867
-I don't get him...
-[Amanda] You're not...
566
00:27:01,867 --> 00:27:02,800
-till Christmas morning.
-[Amanda] Okay.
567
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,133
Well, I'm just gonna
a drop a bomb on you.
568
00:27:06,567 --> 00:27:08,834
I'm not gonna be here
for Christmas.
569
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,767
And I have my reasons.
570
00:27:11,767 --> 00:27:13,200
Damn good reasons.
571
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:16,767
I met someone through
social media 10 months ago,
572
00:27:16,767 --> 00:27:19,500
and we just started
messaging back and forth.
573
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:22,700
His name is RJ,
and he lives in Florida.
574
00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:26,567
And I've been down there
several times to see him.
575
00:27:26,567 --> 00:27:28,667
I have always spent
Christmas with my family,
576
00:27:28,667 --> 00:27:31,100
but with the things
just going on with Tammy,
577
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:32,767
I just gotta get away.
578
00:27:32,767 --> 00:27:34,266
Things are different now.
579
00:27:34,266 --> 00:27:36,166
It's a new era.
It's a new me.
580
00:27:36,166 --> 00:27:38,133
I'm in the Amanda Era.
581
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,367
You know, at this point,
582
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:41,767
I've stepped back
from the role
583
00:27:41,767 --> 00:27:43,867
of being
the glue of the family,
584
00:27:43,867 --> 00:27:45,567
the fixer of the family.
585
00:27:45,567 --> 00:27:49,567
I have no interest
in exerting my energy
586
00:27:49,567 --> 00:27:53,533
in places that don't want it.
587
00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:57,500
[Amy speaking]
588
00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:03,166
That is [bleep]
589
00:28:03,166 --> 00:28:05,300
I think both of them need
to grow the [bleep] up.
590
00:28:08,066 --> 00:28:09,800
[Amy speaking]
591
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:12,500
[Chris]
I'm gonna take Misty's.
592
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:14,800
We're gonna do
a little present exchange.
593
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,166
But Amanda is missing out
594
00:28:17,166 --> 00:28:18,667
because she's fighting
with her sister
595
00:28:18,667 --> 00:28:20,300
over petty [bleep].
596
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:22,400
[woman] Oh, boy.
597
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,100
Hey, what you got
under that shirt, sweetie?
598
00:28:27,166 --> 00:28:29,600
[Tammy speaking]
599
00:28:32,467 --> 00:28:36,567
[Christmas music playing]
600
00:28:36,567 --> 00:28:41,266
[Amy] ♪♪ ...through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
601
00:28:41,266 --> 00:28:44,200
♪♪ Over the hills we go ♪
602
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,367
[all] ♪♪ Laughing all the way ♪
603
00:28:47,367 --> 00:28:50,367
♪♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪
604
00:28:50,367 --> 00:28:53,266
♪♪ Making spirits bright ♪
605
00:28:53,266 --> 00:28:54,767
♪♪ What fun it is to ride... ♪
606
00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:55,700
Where you at?
607
00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:57,300
♪♪ And sing
A sleighing song tonight ♪
608
00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:59,467
What?
609
00:28:59,467 --> 00:29:02,300
[all] ♪♪ Jingle bells,
Jingle bells... ♪
610
00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:05,100
Us singing carols
is like a bunch of coyotes
611
00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:08,600
barking in the woods,
bunch of damn howling.
612
00:29:09,667 --> 00:29:10,767
There.
613
00:29:10,767 --> 00:29:12,300
[laughter]
614
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,767
Before the holidays
get really busy,
615
00:29:16,767 --> 00:29:18,467
we're gonna get together
616
00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:20,767
and do a little
present exchange.
617
00:29:20,767 --> 00:29:24,000
For the first time ever,
Amanda is missing out
618
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,567
'cause she's fighting
with her sister
619
00:29:25,567 --> 00:29:27,166
over petty [bleep]
620
00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:29,300
I could have cooked
a big meal
621
00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:30,233
but I really don't have time
622
00:29:30,233 --> 00:29:32,500
with the renovations
on the other house.
623
00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:35,367
Right this way, guests.
624
00:29:35,367 --> 00:29:37,667
Right here and Megan
will be right
with you guys, okay?
625
00:29:37,667 --> 00:29:38,967
All right.
626
00:29:38,967 --> 00:29:40,667
[Amy] It sucks
Amanda's not here
627
00:29:40,667 --> 00:29:42,500
in the physical form
but she's here...
628
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,567
I figured.
629
00:29:47,567 --> 00:29:49,100
Hi.
How's everybody doing today?
630
00:29:49,100 --> 00:29:50,667
-Good.
-Good.
631
00:29:50,667 --> 00:29:53,066
I want that gator tail.
632
00:29:53,066 --> 00:29:54,166
[Amy]
I want the gator tail too.
633
00:29:54,166 --> 00:29:55,300
[Megan] Okay.
634
00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:57,100
-Cajun gumbo.
-[Megan] Okay.
635
00:29:57,100 --> 00:29:59,066
The fish plate,
can I get that blackened?
636
00:29:59,066 --> 00:30:00,767
-[Megan] Yes, you can.
-I want it grilled blackened.
637
00:30:00,767 --> 00:30:02,767
Grill blackened. Yes, sir.
You can do that.
638
00:30:02,767 --> 00:30:04,066
[Misty speaking]
639
00:30:04,066 --> 00:30:05,900
[Megan] All right, y'all.
I'll go ahead
and I'll get this in.
640
00:30:05,900 --> 00:30:07,066
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
641
00:30:07,066 --> 00:30:08,166
-[Megan] You're very welcome.
-Thank you.
642
00:30:08,166 --> 00:30:11,967
This Christmas is so weird,
with Amanda being gone.
643
00:30:11,967 --> 00:30:13,867
It's just not
the same this year.
644
00:30:13,867 --> 00:30:15,500
I mean, we can't
make her do anything
645
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:17,266
she ain't gonna wanna do.
646
00:30:17,266 --> 00:30:18,400
But I mean, you know,
with the holidays,
647
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,300
you're supposed
to be about family.
648
00:30:20,300 --> 00:30:22,800
So...
649
00:30:23,667 --> 00:30:25,367
We blood.
650
00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:26,767
Blood sticks together
for the holidays,
651
00:30:26,767 --> 00:30:28,367
even when we're fighting.
652
00:30:28,367 --> 00:30:29,767
Yeah.
653
00:30:30,867 --> 00:30:32,967
[Chris] The holidays were
supposed to be for family.
654
00:30:32,967 --> 00:30:35,266
And with the beef
that's going on
655
00:30:35,266 --> 00:30:37,066
between Amanda and Tammy,
656
00:30:37,066 --> 00:30:38,767
we should be working
in the right direction
657
00:30:38,767 --> 00:30:40,066
to resolve it.
658
00:30:40,066 --> 00:30:43,567
Instead, Amanda chose
to spend the holidays
659
00:30:43,567 --> 00:30:46,800
with this gentleman
that I really haven't met.
660
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,066
I think
that's a damn bull [bleep]
661
00:30:49,066 --> 00:30:50,867
I just don't like
the fact that,
662
00:30:50,867 --> 00:30:52,667
you know, she's too far away.
663
00:30:52,667 --> 00:30:54,400
She has no excuse.
664
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:58,100
And I'm not real damn happy
about it at all.
665
00:30:58,100 --> 00:31:00,667
[Tammy] I know Chris wants
all of us to get together
666
00:31:00,667 --> 00:31:02,467
and make up,
667
00:31:02,467 --> 00:31:05,333
but if you're not ready,
don't force it.
668
00:31:06,767 --> 00:31:08,400
Y'all ready for some gifts?
669
00:31:10,100 --> 00:31:12,367
We have a game, Bad Santa.
670
00:31:12,367 --> 00:31:14,000
You get to pick a present
671
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,367
and then
if you don't like it,
672
00:31:15,367 --> 00:31:16,500
you get to exchange it
673
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:17,700
for one that's already
opened, you know?
674
00:31:27,467 --> 00:31:28,500
[woman] Oh, boy.
675
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,700
Hey, what you got
under that shirt, sweetie?
676
00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:34,467
[Amy speaking]
677
00:31:34,467 --> 00:31:36,300
-[laughs]
-[Tammy speaking]
678
00:31:37,367 --> 00:31:38,900
[Chris]
I'm gonna take Misty's.
679
00:31:40,767 --> 00:31:43,100
I don't know what it is,
but it's polky-dotted.
680
00:31:45,166 --> 00:31:46,567
Oh, shucks.
681
00:31:46,567 --> 00:31:48,200
Yeah, that is definitely you.
682
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,367
Yes, it is.
683
00:31:49,367 --> 00:31:50,467
I didn't fart.
684
00:31:50,467 --> 00:31:52,100
My butt blew you a kiss.
685
00:31:52,100 --> 00:31:53,567
-[Amy] Nice one.
-[Tammy laughs]
686
00:31:53,567 --> 00:31:55,467
That is so true for me.
687
00:31:55,467 --> 00:31:56,967
[Misty] All right.
688
00:31:56,967 --> 00:31:58,667
Amy is, kind of,
got me scared.
689
00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:00,600
I would be scared too.
690
00:32:02,467 --> 00:32:05,500
[Amy speaking]
691
00:32:09,867 --> 00:32:11,333
Oh, you put them, see.
692
00:32:12,166 --> 00:32:13,600
[laughs]
693
00:32:16,767 --> 00:32:19,100
Blow your nose.
Blow your nose.
694
00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:21,100
[Misty]
You got a boogie hangin'.
695
00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:22,400
I'm trading Chris.
696
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:23,767
I want the socks.
697
00:32:23,767 --> 00:32:25,333
I'mma fight your ass.
698
00:32:26,266 --> 00:32:28,300
The bitch brought
the socks into the game
699
00:32:28,300 --> 00:32:29,467
and took them back.
700
00:32:29,467 --> 00:32:31,066
So I literally think
701
00:32:31,066 --> 00:32:32,767
she bought them
because she liked them
702
00:32:32,767 --> 00:32:35,000
and that was just her way
of making sure
703
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,467
she had a good gift.
704
00:32:36,467 --> 00:32:38,200
That bull [bleep]
is not allowed.
705
00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:41,800
[Tammy speaking]
706
00:32:45,667 --> 00:32:47,200
Oh, I know what this is.
707
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,767
[Chris] What is it?
708
00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:50,867
Pickle.
709
00:32:50,867 --> 00:32:51,967
[Misty]
That's your favorite thing.
710
00:32:51,967 --> 00:32:53,567
-[Chris]
That is really cool 'cause...
-[Amy] Maybe--
711
00:32:53,567 --> 00:32:54,500
[Chris]
that fits her perfectly.
712
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:56,667
[Amy] You need a shelf
in her refrigerator
713
00:32:56,667 --> 00:32:58,567
just for her pickles
714
00:32:58,567 --> 00:33:00,367
because that's all
the bitch eats.
715
00:33:00,367 --> 00:33:02,166
I got a pickle.
716
00:33:02,166 --> 00:33:04,266
-I got a stripper.
-[Tammy] It's you.
717
00:33:04,266 --> 00:33:05,800
I know, right.
Me and the candy cane.
718
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,800
-Well...
-[Amy speaking]
719
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,100
I started to say, yeah.
720
00:33:09,100 --> 00:33:10,700
She got titties too
and you ain't got nothing.
721
00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:12,000
I ain't got [bleep].
722
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,800
[Tammy speaking]
723
00:33:16,667 --> 00:33:19,200
Yeah, but I know
how to work the candy cane.
724
00:33:19,667 --> 00:33:21,333
Apparently, she does too.
725
00:33:22,367 --> 00:33:24,066
That's why
she ain't here right now.
726
00:33:24,066 --> 00:33:25,600
She working her candy cane.
727
00:33:28,066 --> 00:33:28,800
Merry Christmas.
728
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,734
-[laughter]
-Happy New Year's.
729
00:33:32,467 --> 00:33:34,133
[Amy speaking]
730
00:33:35,166 --> 00:33:37,333
I'm almost done.
731
00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:40,900
I just gotta hire
a moving van.
732
00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:46,300
Well, I got some
bad news to tell you.
733
00:33:47,967 --> 00:33:49,433
Okay.
734
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:52,266
You're not gonna be able
to just move
735
00:33:52,266 --> 00:33:54,000
straight
into the yellow house.
736
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,400
Yeah, I'm not gonna be able
to finish it
737
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,233
before you move out.
738
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,700
Like...
739
00:34:09,166 --> 00:34:11,100
I'm guessing
two to three weeks
740
00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:15,266
after you get moved in
if everything goes right.
741
00:34:15,266 --> 00:34:18,467
It's gonna be me and Brittany
and you living in the house
742
00:34:18,467 --> 00:34:19,967
and Emily's living there
too right now
743
00:34:19,967 --> 00:34:21,700
upstairs with little man,
744
00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:25,000
so you know, the house
is going to be full.
745
00:34:26,100 --> 00:34:29,266
[Tammy] I've seen the house,
so I'm not surprised
746
00:34:29,266 --> 00:34:32,266
that Chris isn't gonna be
able to fix it on time,
747
00:34:32,266 --> 00:34:37,000
but I just don't like
feeling like a burden
to anybody.
748
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:41,266
I used to feel
that way all the time,
749
00:34:41,266 --> 00:34:44,200
but now that I'm healthy
750
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,033
and able
to take care of myself,
751
00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:49,200
I don't wanna feel
like that anymore.
752
00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:55,867
[Chris] Tammy, I love you,
753
00:34:55,867 --> 00:34:58,100
but I don't wanna go through
754
00:34:58,100 --> 00:35:01,066
what you and Amanda
are going through
over a house.
755
00:35:01,066 --> 00:35:04,000
[Tammy] It's hard to think
about how things
756
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,767
were supposed to be.
757
00:35:05,767 --> 00:35:08,200
Welcome to your
temporarily new home.
758
00:35:14,166 --> 00:35:16,834
[upbeat music playing]
759
00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:21,667
[Tammy] It's moving day.
760
00:35:21,667 --> 00:35:23,266
After 11 months,
761
00:35:23,266 --> 00:35:25,166
I'm moving
out of Amanda's house
762
00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:27,400
and into Chris's
763
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,867
It feels good getting out
of Amanda's house.
764
00:35:29,867 --> 00:35:31,867
I'm ready
but at the same time,
765
00:35:31,867 --> 00:35:33,400
nervous about it.
766
00:35:39,700 --> 00:35:41,500
-Hey, sis.
-[Tammy] Hey.
767
00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:43,300
[Chris] You ready
for this moving day?
768
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,100
[sigh] As ready
as I'll ever be.
769
00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:49,166
Right now, the movers
should be coming up anytime.
770
00:35:49,166 --> 00:35:50,767
So let's go ahead
and get everything
771
00:35:50,767 --> 00:35:52,767
as much as possible in boxes,
772
00:35:52,767 --> 00:35:55,000
so we cannot have to worry
about damage and anything
773
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,667
'cause some of that stuff
is precious.
774
00:35:56,667 --> 00:35:57,767
[Tammy] Mmm-hmm.
775
00:35:57,767 --> 00:36:00,367
I know Caleb's poem
776
00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:02,567
is in one of these boxes,
777
00:36:02,567 --> 00:36:04,600
so you know,
we just gotta make sure
778
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:09,800
that the sentimentals
don't get broke or damaged.
779
00:36:11,166 --> 00:36:14,100
As I'm packing up,
it's hard to think
780
00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:16,834
about how things
were supposed to be.
781
00:36:17,567 --> 00:36:21,700
Leaving rehab,
I had dreamt of living here
782
00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:25,667
with Caleb
and maybe starting a family.
783
00:36:25,667 --> 00:36:31,233
So I'm not living
the dream life I wanted.
784
00:36:32,767 --> 00:36:35,166
[Chris] Well, lookie here,
the truck come in.
785
00:36:35,166 --> 00:36:38,000
[upbeat music playing]
786
00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:58,100
Tammy, I think
that's the last freakin' box.
787
00:36:58,100 --> 00:36:59,300
Yeah.
788
00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,300
You got too much [bleep]
789
00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:02,800
[chuckles]
790
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:05,100
But if you're ready,
I'm ready.
791
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:06,867
Yeah, I'm ready.
792
00:37:06,867 --> 00:37:08,400
It's just a really...
793
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,300
A damn shame
that you're pretty much
794
00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:12,200
having to do
all this because...
795
00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:17,834
people just don't
wanna be family and be right.
796
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,400
[Tammy]
When I first came home,
797
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,667
it felt like everybody
was excited to see me.
798
00:37:23,667 --> 00:37:25,100
Bitches.
799
00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:26,166
-Bitch.
-What's up, bitch?
800
00:37:26,166 --> 00:37:27,667
Hey, girl, look at you.
801
00:37:27,667 --> 00:37:28,967
[Amy laughs]
802
00:37:28,967 --> 00:37:31,133
She's home finally.
803
00:37:33,767 --> 00:37:36,467
...I was really glad
I can come home
804
00:37:36,467 --> 00:37:39,767
and spend time
with my family again.
805
00:37:39,767 --> 00:37:41,000
[Chris]
We gonna pin the trach.
806
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,266
Pin the trach on Tammy.
807
00:37:42,266 --> 00:37:44,033
[screaming and laughing]
808
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:49,100
[Tammy] But things change.
809
00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:01,033
This is the best thing
that happened in this house,
810
00:38:01,567 --> 00:38:03,533
was your homecoming party.
811
00:38:04,767 --> 00:38:06,567
Yeah.
812
00:38:06,567 --> 00:38:08,066
Here, you need to keep it
813
00:38:08,066 --> 00:38:09,400
and put it up
in the new house
814
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,767
just to scare the cockroaches
away or something.
815
00:38:11,767 --> 00:38:13,100
[laughs]
816
00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:14,233
[Tammy] Nah.
817
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,533
Amanda can keep it.
818
00:38:20,467 --> 00:38:21,600
So be it.
819
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,100
Let's walk.
820
00:38:23,667 --> 00:38:25,500
-You taking the chair?
-Yup.
821
00:38:29,166 --> 00:38:33,166
[Chris] I have special bonds
with all my siblings,
822
00:38:33,166 --> 00:38:35,467
but when it all
boils down to it,
823
00:38:35,467 --> 00:38:38,367
me and Tammy
has always been close.
824
00:38:38,367 --> 00:38:40,000
I've called her
my passenger princess.
825
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,266
I've called her
my ride and die.
826
00:38:42,266 --> 00:38:45,100
I want her
to get through this.
827
00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:48,166
I want her to be able to live
828
00:38:48,166 --> 00:38:50,934
and experience life
as much as possible.
829
00:38:51,667 --> 00:38:53,133
[Tammy speaking]
830
00:38:57,467 --> 00:38:59,867
Tammy, me and you
have always been close.
831
00:38:59,867 --> 00:39:02,000
You get on my nerves? Yes.
832
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,200
But, I don't wanna go through
833
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,133
what you and Amanda
are going through
over a house.
834
00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:09,600
You know,
the main thing right now
835
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,767
is just put up
with each other long enough
836
00:39:11,767 --> 00:39:13,300
to get your house done
and get you in it.
837
00:39:24,700 --> 00:39:27,166
Tammy, if you wanna go ahead
and go in, you can.
838
00:39:27,166 --> 00:39:28,900
I just need to finish
talking to the movers.
839
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,300
[Tammy] Okay.
840
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,233
-Hello.
-[Brittany] Hey.
841
00:39:54,967 --> 00:39:57,133
It's [indistinct]
842
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,800
-Hey.
-How's it going?
843
00:40:01,467 --> 00:40:02,934
[Brittany]
How did it go today?
844
00:40:04,066 --> 00:40:05,700
[Chris speaking]
845
00:40:15,767 --> 00:40:19,800
Well, welcome
to your temporarily new home.
846
00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:29,934
[Chris] Well, I'm tired.
847
00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:41,400
Your new home sweet home
for three weeks.
848
00:40:42,467 --> 00:40:46,367
[Tammy] I'm grateful to have
a roof over my head, but...
849
00:40:46,367 --> 00:40:48,300
[Tammy speaking]
850
00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:51,667
I don't know how things
are gonna go
851
00:40:51,667 --> 00:40:53,867
being here
with Chris and Brittany.
852
00:40:53,867 --> 00:40:56,000
If you need something
just holler, all right?
853
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,400
[Tammy] Mmm-hmm.
854
00:40:58,667 --> 00:41:02,200
It feels like
life is moving backwards.
855
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,900
It sucks having
to start all over again.
856
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:22,166
[Amanda] Next time on
1000-lb Sisters...
857
00:41:22,166 --> 00:41:24,100
So what's all
going on in the family?
858
00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:27,567
Well, with Tammy and Amanda
and dirt at each other.
859
00:41:27,567 --> 00:41:29,266
They always butted heads.
860
00:41:29,266 --> 00:41:31,000
They would fight
over pickle jars.
861
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,166
They would fight over
who's going to cook.
862
00:41:33,166 --> 00:41:34,934
[Chris] You didn't have
to worry about Amy cooking.
863
00:41:39,367 --> 00:41:41,000
I can now.
864
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,400
I made
a white chocolate Alfredo.
865
00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:45,100
Oh.
866
00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:46,967
Ready to show me your belly?
867
00:41:46,967 --> 00:41:48,200
Oh, well. I guess...
868
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,834
[Chris speaking]
869
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:51,567
[laughs]
870
00:41:51,567 --> 00:41:53,166
[Chris] I just hope
the plastic surgeon
871
00:41:53,166 --> 00:41:57,967
will go ahead and approve me
for skin removal surgery.
872
00:41:57,967 --> 00:42:00,800
Damn, I've been waiting
forever to hear that.
873
00:42:04,266 --> 00:42:06,867
Today, I'm cooking a whole
dinner for the family.
874
00:42:06,867 --> 00:42:09,100
So Amanda is coming.
875
00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:11,900
We have been in this argument
way too damn long.
876
00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:13,367
[Tammy]
I haven't talked to Amanda
877
00:42:13,367 --> 00:42:14,867
in at least two months.
878
00:42:14,867 --> 00:42:17,400
I really
don't wanna be around her.
879
00:42:18,166 --> 00:42:20,667
[Amanda] If Tammy
wants to play, remember,
880
00:42:20,667 --> 00:42:22,200
I taught her
how to play the [bleep] game.
881
00:42:22,667 --> 00:42:23,800
I'm the rule maker.