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♪♪

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♪ Come on now, push, press ♪

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♪ More, less ♪
[ All cheering ]

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♪ Here together ♪

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♪ What's your pleasure? ♪

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♪ Stop, go, fast, slow ♪

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♪ Here together ♪

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♪ What's your pleasure? ♪

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Whoo!

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♪ Here together ♪

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♪ What's your pleasure? ♪

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Deejay:
Show me those moves!

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-Yeah, fuck this.
-Yeah.

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Arianna:
Giddy up, bitches!

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Operation Steal My Dad's Booze
is happening now.

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[ Cheers, laughter ]

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What?

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Uh, i-it's just --

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I wasn't really gonna go
to -- to Riley's.

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Oh, well, unfortunately,
sometimes we have to walk

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through the valley
of the shadow of death,

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so let's go.

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[ Riley groaning ]

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Are you gonna puke?
No.

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Do you want me to stick
my fingers down your throat?

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That's okay.
Thank you, though.

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You did that for me once,
and it was actually, like,

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one of the sweetest things
that

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But I'm pretty sure you
actually

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Definitely.
Arianna:  Andale!

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Um, I have to tell you
something.

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What?
I, um --

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Come on!
Okay, okay.

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-Let's go!
-Okay.

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-Come on!
-Babies!

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I made V-day
choko-lah-tays,

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with a special
love spell in them.

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So if you eat them --
which you fucking better --

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just know you're gonna get into
all kinds of horny shit,

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and your truest, deepest,
darkest desires

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will be coming true
tonight.

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Whoo!

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I kinda believe in magic,
do you?

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You guys!

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Everyone say, "Thank you,
Zaddy Daddy"!

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All:
Thank you, Zaddy Daddy!

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Wait, was she talking
about her actual dad?

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White girls need to use "Daddy"
less literally.

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[ Mid-tempo music playing,
indistinct conversations ]

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[ Cellphone chimes ]

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Thank you, Zaddy Daddy!

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Can -- Maybe we can just
stop checking our phones?

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It's the kids thanking you
for the party bus.

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Even though it was my idea
to surprise them with a limo.

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[ Sighs ]
Well, the limo place said

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And that's apparently the part
I really struggle with.

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Sweetheart.
Sweetheart, what is going on?

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What is going on?

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That's a really great
question.

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How are you liking
the Grenache?

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It's, uh...
it's terrific.

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Yeah, y-you were right.

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It, um, it has
that wonderful oak.

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Wonderful.

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What's going on is that
our son made up

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a fake relationship
with a --

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[quietly] with a boy,

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just to upset us.

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He pretended
to go on dates.

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Posted photos.

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And obviously, Naomi was in
on the entire thing.

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Meaning that our house
was just Lie Central.

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And it doesn't seem
to bother you.

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And I just don't
quite understand that.

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But there's a lot of things
I don't understand.

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"Oaky" wine.

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[ Scoffs ]

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If it tastes like bark,
why is that good?

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[ Slurping ]
Did you never wonder

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this whole time if --

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if he was making it up?

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Waiter: Lovebirds!

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Ready for another drink?

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[ Dance music playing
in distance ]

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Oh, shit!

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What?

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The freezer broke
and the magic --

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the magic
is fucking fucked!

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The placenta? No.
No, no, no, it's okay.

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The magic was just to put out
good energy

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and to manifest
or whatever, right?

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'Cause the secret's
definitely not out.

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Chester:
Let's go, bitches!

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♪ Have some juice, honey ♪
[ All laughing,

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♪ Rich bitch juice,
rich bitch juice ♪

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♪ Rich bitch juice,
rich bitch juice ♪

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♪ Rich bitch drinking
rich bitch juice ♪

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♪ Hey ♪
[ Gasps ]

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[ Line ringing ]

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[ All laughing cheering ]

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Hey, where are you?

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Bo:  Out front.
What -- What are

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Uh, my dad called.

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Okay, can you come and
be gross and PDA with me?

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I want to annoy
all the single people.

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I wanna be that girl tonight,
you know?

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Oh, wait, I see you.

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Hi.
Hi.

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[ Dance music continues
in distance ]

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♪♪

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What -- What was that?

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I, um...

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[Shakily] I think
y-you are amazing.

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Is this because of
the fake-dating thing?

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No. W--
Um, mostly not.

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Because I really --
I feel like you overreacted

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to all of it,
like, the Nathan thing...

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Okay.
...his mom...

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No, no, I --
Or not.

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And I just have, like,
major character issues

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and I'm deeply fucked up.
No, I'm sure I did --

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But I hide it under this
very sparkly exterior.

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Okay, so, why are you
breaking up with me?

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[ Chuckles ]
I'm really...

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boring and nerdy.

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Like, I --
Mm.

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I don't even get
w-why you like me.

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Like... [ Sighs ]

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I-I don't know.
I...

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Sometimes I wonder
i-if it's more

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that you just...

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like how much
I like you.

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But if you like me
so much,

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then why are you
breaking up with me?

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You -- You are the --
the smartest, funniest --

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That's just --
Don't do that.

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That's, like, no.

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♪♪

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Can we just, like...

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find a roof somewhere

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and you can write
a quote on the wall

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and talk to me about
"Dungeons & Dragons"

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and I can, like, feel, like,
the whole world isn't shit?

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Or could we just
go anywhere?

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♪♪

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[ Up-tempo hip-hop plays ]

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♪ I'm twistin' a spliff ♪

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♪ I'm not on a list ♪

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♪ I come through the back
and I'm bringin' my own ♪

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♪ Bandana my fifth ♪

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Hey, man,
have you seen Delilah?

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♪ Bandana my fifth ♪

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♪ Zoo Zoo, I'm Zulu,
You Zoolander ♪

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Can I get a cup?

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[ Cellphone chimes ]

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Girl.
You have to tell her.

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I know.
But I was also just thinking.

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There's also a version
where I don't tell her

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and she never finds out.

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Sometimes not telling
is better,

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like when you shouldn't
tell someone

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they look good in dark
lipstick

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You literally
just told me

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I look good
in dark lipstick today.

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No! No!
I-I just -- I --

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At first I wasn't sure,
but --

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Also, everyone lies
all the time,

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and when you think about it,
some lies, almost most of

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are, like, more true
than the actual truth.

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I really agree with that,
by the way.

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Hey, um,
I need weed.

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I'm driving
for a blackout.

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♪ I come through the back
and I'm bringin' my own ♪

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♪ Bandana my fifth,
bandana my fifth ♪

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♪ Bandana my fifth,
bandana my fifth ♪

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Um, by the way
I just got dumped.

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Yeah,
literally just now.

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Like, he's waiting outside
for his dad.

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It's not your fault.
Just...

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Can we, like,
turn up the music or, like...

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mosh pit on the trampoline
or something?

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'Cause I am so sick of
being judged for who I am.

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Like, I am a lot,

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and I told everyone that
from the fucking jump!

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Yes, come on.
Shit. Come.

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♪ Fuck you mean?
I ain't new to this shit ♪

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♪ Zoo in this bitch,
get through in this bitch ♪

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♪ I'mma talk my shit,
let me talk my shit ♪

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♪ Bandana my fifth,
bandana my fifth ♪

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Hi, um, even though
that this is --

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this is literally
none of my business,

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I-I just wanted
to say that, like,

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I was the one
who started the lie.

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Like, h-he was just
doing me a favor.

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Yeah, no, I-I...

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I think, um...

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I mean,
that wasn't fully it --

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He genuinely, really,
really likes you.

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Like, um, you --

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you bring out
really good things in him.

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Like, he's -- he's more real
when he's with you.

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[ Chuckles lightly ]

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You're a really good friend
to him.

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No, I-I'm just
his yappy Chihuahua.

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Yeah.
I don't think so.

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[ Vehicle approaches ]
Um...

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Uh, my dad's here.

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[ Car door closes,
vehicle departs ]

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Hi, loverboy,
want a chocolate?

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Turns out I gave out
the wrong chocolates on the

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Those were
the truth-telling ones.

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These are the love ones.

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But they could help
with your stone-cold heart.

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Yeah, uh, I don't think
much can help with that.

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You're probably right.

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Also, tell Greta
not to leave!

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Greta, don't leave!

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Come on.

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I used to hate
Valentine's Day, too.

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But then I realized
it's actually

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a very entertaining
holiday.

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It's all about watching
other people crumble.

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[ Both laugh ]

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Like, some years,
my dads scream

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over which rom-com to watch,
and it used to disturb me,

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but now I'm like,
"Yes! Popcorn, please."

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[ Laughing ]
Oh, my God.

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So, we could eat
the truth ones,

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and then I could unleash
on Delilah and Naomi.

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Oh, my God.

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Because technically,
it is after Winter Formal.

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And who would you
unleash on?

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It's kinda obvious,
I guess, right?

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Hey, have you guys
seen Delilah?

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Ooh, are these more
of the chocolates?

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Thank you so much.
These are so good.

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[ Indistinct conversations,
shouting ]

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Hi.
Hi.

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I'm -- I'm not sure
where Naomi is.

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That's okay.
Um, do you want a chocolate?

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♪ I'm feelin' okay,
it's just another day ♪

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That's one of the magic
love ones, by the way.

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♪ Waiting, anticipating ♪

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I have to find my bag.

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Um...
Um, look, I just --

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I just been really wanting
to tell you that I'm just --

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I'm kinda really blown away
by you and how strong you are.

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I mean,
next to my brother,

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I think you're probably
the strongest person I know.

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And, like, I love the whole
feminine-niminism thing

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that we're doing with Naomi
and it being not traditional

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and the whole
patriarch thing and --

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that you were saying.
Um --

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Also, ever since you turned me
on to socialism,

255
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,000
I'm, like,
that's really fucking cool

256
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000
and more people
need to know about that.

257
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000
But there's just
one problem.

258
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,000
What's that?

259
00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000
I don't want
to date Naomi.

260
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000
Oh, but you  do.
Let's go find her.

261
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000
She's amazing.
And you don't know

262
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,000
all the things
we've been through together.

263
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,000
No, I know.
What?

264
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000
No, I mean --
Yes, I...

265
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000
I mean, I --

266
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,000
I like her,
but -- I --

267
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,000
I want to be
a two-person thing.

268
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000
With you.
I'm sorry.

269
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000
I-I-I know that sounds
really traditional and boring.

270
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000
And I wasn't gonna say
anything, but my --

271
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000
my brother was just like,
"Say how you feel,

272
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000
just be as strong as her,"
and I -- that's --

273
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000
Why do you keep
saying strong?

274
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000
'Sup?

275
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000
Cool.

276
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000
Delilah:
So wait, why "strong"?

277
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000
Oh, my God.
Hi.

278
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000
How's it going?

279
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,000
I don't really want
to be here.

280
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000
I love when Gretita
speaks her truth.

281
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000
Well, Gretita's had a lot
of chocolate tonight,

282
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000
so that --

283
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,000
it might be coming out
more than usual. [ Laughs ]

284
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000
Do you know
where Naomi is?

285
00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:04,000
♪♪

286
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000
Do you know where
the fuck Naomi is?!

287
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000
No.
No.

288
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000
Okay, go,
as hard as you can.

289
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:13,000
Wait.
A-Are they back together?

290
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,000
-Who?
-Greta and Luz.

291
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000
Ugh! I'll find out.
No!

292
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,000
-No, no, no, no!
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

293
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,000
Aaaaaah!

294
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000
Oh, Jesus Christ.

295
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,000
[ Screams, laughs ]
It's Valentine's Day!

296
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,000
I think love sucks.

297
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000
I used to not,
but I do now

298
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,000
'cause, uh, I had
my heart broken.

299
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000
Whee!

300
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,000
And, um, but never mind
'cause, like, it's,

301
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:39,000
like, literally fine and --
and I'm better off without him.

302
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000
What I was gonna say is --
Why are you looking at me weird?

303
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000
Riley: Okay, you want
to just go chill?

304
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000
No, I wanna talk
about love.

305
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000
Um, I'm personally
of the belief

306
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:50,000
that it's, like, more like
a brief homicidal tendency

307
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000
and less, like,
everlasting goodness.

308
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000
[ Clicks tongue, laughs ]

309
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000
Thank you for coming
to my TED Talk.

310
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,000
[ Door slams ]

311
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,000
Riley: Oh, shit.

312
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,000
Ohh!

313
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,000
No!

314
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000
Oh, hi.
Can you guys --

315
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000
Can you make sure that no one
comes in here, please?

316
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000
You fucking told
Cooper?!

317
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000
Told him what?
[ Door closes ]

318
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000
I was on wisdom teeth drugs
plus multiple Percocets!

319
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,000
And when the drugs
wore off?

320
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,000
I was actually
talking about drowning people

321
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000
in my own family!
Yeah, checks out.

322
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000
Seriously,
he was so impressed

323
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000
and he kept saying
how strong you are.

324
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,000
I'm not strong!
I didn't do anything!

325
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000
I just had a fucking baby
in a bathroom

326
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000
I didn't know
I was going to have!

327
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000
And I just didn't want anyone
to fucking know

328
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,000
so I could just be me
and not --

329
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000
Why would you do that?!

330
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000
I'm sorry.

331
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000
That doesn't make it better!
[ Sobs ]

332
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000
Also, just so you know,

333
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:50,000
Cooper wants to date me
and not you.

334
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000
[ Door slams ]
Heeeey!

335
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000
You remember that party
when you kept saying

336
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000
that you weren't invited?

337
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000
I was intrigued,
but, like,

338
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000
kind of sad for you
at the same time.

339
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,000
What?

340
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,000
Ow!
Ah, shit!

341
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000
[ Indistinct conversations ]

342
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,000
Hey, did you eat those magic
truth-spell chocolates?

343
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000
Or maybe it's the weed
'cause suddenly I want to go out

344
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000
and say things to people
I should not.

345
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,000
Like, I was actually going
to tell Nathan

346
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000
that when I hear the words
"white boy,"

347
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,000
he's always been the first thing
that comes to my mind.

348
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,000
Are -- Are you okay?

349
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000
Shit. Come on.

350
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,000
Come here.
Come with me.

351
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000
Sorry.

352
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000
Boy: Oh, them turtles
gonna be blind.

353
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000
Hi.

354
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000
Hey.

355
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000
Is it okay that I came?

356
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000
Yeah, absolutely.

357
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000
Is it?
Yeah.

358
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000
[ Chuckles ]
But this is funny --

359
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,000
you, uh, having
a Valentine's Day party.

360
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000
Well, it's not really
for Valentine's Day.

361
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000
But, um...

362
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000
Wait,
why is that funny?

363
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,000
'Cause don't we think
about romance the same?

364
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000
Hey, did you see
that stoner playroom?

365
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,000
Yeah, you can't go
in there.

366
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000
Ah, look, let me just check
on that really quickly.

367
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:10,000
It's, like, romance isn't all,
like, hearts and rainbows

368
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000
and -- and roses
and shit.

369
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:16,000
Like, there's a darkness in it
and -- and we see it.

370
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000
And, like,
I think that's okay.

371
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,000
Wait, h-how would you know
how I see it?

372
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000
'Cause of that night
in the motel.

373
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,000
I mean, I-I knew
why you were there.

374
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,000
Okay, um,
I thought we agreed

375
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000
that we were not gonna
talk about that night.

376
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:35,000
Well, you said can we not talk
about it and I said okay.

377
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,000
Okay, so are we not saying
okay anymore?

378
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000
You said Greta was a bitch
to you.

379
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000
Why wouldn't you
just tell her?

380
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,000
I think that she would be
very upset.

381
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000
Okay? Like, very.

382
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000
So are we okay
not saying anything?

383
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000
[ Scoffs ]
It's just funny 'cause

384
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000
both of you keep saying
you're not something

385
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,000
and it definitely feels
like "something" energy,

386
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,000
and, ugh, I don't know what
I'm getting out of all this.

387
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000
Fuck.
This is not the conversation

388
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,000
I want to be having
with you right now.

389
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:06,000
Okay...what conversation
did you want to be having?

390
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000
I like you.
Okay?

391
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000
I-I want to be with you.

392
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000
Hi. Um, I need to talk to you
about something right now.

393
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000
It is, like,
very fucking critical.

394
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000
-Come on.
-Um, I am -- I'm sorry.

395
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000
I'm sorry.
Did you need saving?

396
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000
Really badly.
I got you.

397
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000
My fucking mom will not
leave me the fuck alone.

398
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,000
Why?
It's time for shots!

399
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000
Wait, what's going on
with your mom?

400
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,000
[ Cellphone chimes ]

401
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000
[ Megan sighs ]

402
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:36,000
You know, I'm sorry,
but my kids come first.

403
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:40,000
And I need a distraction
from this barrage of blame.

404
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000
Not -- Not blame.

405
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000
What I said was,
what do you --

406
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000
what do you think we did
to make Nathan feel

407
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000
like he needed to lie?

408
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000
Well, "we" means me.

409
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000
And I don't know
what I did.

410
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000
But apparently, you knew
he was lying all along.

411
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000
Well, I wondered.
[ Scoffs ]

412
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,000
And if maybe part of what
made him do it

413
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000
is that he doesn't always
see us being honest?

414
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000
Okay, you know what?
Are we p-- Are we --

415
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000
Let's just -- I think we need --
we should just get the check.

416
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:07,000
Are we pretending
to have what we had?

417
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:11,000
I think we put up
a pretty good front, okay?

418
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:17,000
[ Cellphone chimes ]

419
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000
[ Sighs ] I can never remember
if this is Naomi's code

420
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000
for everything is fine

421
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000
or everything
is definitely not fine.

422
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,000
[ Line ringing ]

423
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000
[ Cellphone beeps ]

424
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
[ Sighs ]

425
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000
I think we should go.

426
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000
We need to go.
What?

427
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000
I think we need to go.
No, we don't.

428
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000
Yeah, she's not
answering her phone.

429
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000
And I really want to go.
It doesn't matter.

430
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000
She doesn't -- She --
Hi!

431
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000
Come on.
Hi, hello!

432
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000
Check?
Are you kidding?

433
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000
[ Line ringing ]

434
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000
[ Cellphone ringing ]

435
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000
What?
Megan:

436
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
I don't know. Call her.

437
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000
But she's not answering
her phone,

438
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000
so there's  something's wrong.

439
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
And we're coming to
get you right now.

440
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000
What? No!
I'm staying.

441
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000
Boy: Sex party!

442
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000
Okay, that's it!

443
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000
We are coming for you
right now.

444
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Oh, my God, Mom,
what is going on?

445
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000
Like, you -- you know

446
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000
I've been going through
a hard time

447
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000
with, um, everything,
so --

448
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000
so can you just let me be
with my friends

449
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000
and not all miserable
and depressed?

450
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000
Don't.

451
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,000
A hard time
with the breakup?

452
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,000
Well, with a lot of stuff,
but -- but yeah.

453
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000
Do. Not.

454
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,000
Yeah, because it's hard for us
to understand

455
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000
how you could break up
with someone

456
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,000
that you were never
dating.

457
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:37,000
And please choose your next
words very carefully.

458
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:42,000
Nathan!
Nathan, come swimming!

459
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000
W-Who told you?
It doesn't matter.

460
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Was it Naomi?
Why did you lie?

461
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,000
Um...I don't know, Mom,

462
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000
maybe because you don't
want to hear the truth

463
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
and can't accept me
for who I am.

464
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
Who told you?!

465
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
Why did you lie?

466
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000
Oh, my God.

467
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:03,000
You can't keep things from me
and then be mad at me for lying.

468
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000
You know what?
You're right.

469
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000
All of you are right.

470
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,000
I do lie. I do.

471
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000
Because there is no way

472
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,000
I could ever tell you
the truth

473
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
of how terrified I am
for you.

474
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
You are my only son.

475
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:22,000
And I would lay down
on train tracks for you.

476
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000
But I am so afraid
for you.

477
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:29,000
So from now, on I will be
totally honest

478
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:33,000
and tell you everything
you do not want to hear.

479
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000
Chingada!
Sorry.

480
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
Riley: Hey, you can't go
crazy in there.

481
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000
[ Door slams ]
Nathan: Who told you?

482
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000
Hey, hey, I want to keep
talking to you.

483
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,000
Ugh, I feel like
we're the same person.

484
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000
'Cause I see how your mind
is working.

485
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000
Just, like, "How can I not
piss off this girl

486
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
that just told me
she likes me

487
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000
so she doesn't go
blow everything up?"

488
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Are you gonna tell --
Are you gonna tell Greta?

489
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
You fucking told
my mother?!

490
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
No.
I -- She --

491
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,000
She figured it out and then
I didn't cover fast enough.

492
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000
Okay, so why didn't you
tell me after?

493
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000
Okay, goodbye.

494
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
Wait, what are you
gonna go do right now?

495
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Hello!
Fuck! Ugh!

496
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
Am I being really paranoid
or is she gonna go tell her?

497
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,000
Um, okay, but, like,
what the fuck with my mom?

498
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000
I'm a lying
piece of shit, okay?

499
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,000
I am sorry.
I just -- I should've told you.

500
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
I should've told Greta.
I just --

501
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000
I can only fix that one
right now, so I'm sorry, okay?

502
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:25,000
I'm really sorry.

503
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000
Chester: I'm gonna see
if I can hold my breath

504
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000
for the whole
"Star-Spangled Banner"!

505
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000
-What?
-[ Laughs ]

506
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
I'm really wondering
about those chocolates

507
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
'cause shit's getting
fucked up.

508
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Like, this is some serious
Red Wedding vibes.

509
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:41,000
♪♪

510
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,000
-I'm leaving.
-Okay.

511
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
Naomi: Okay?

512
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,000
So, like, friends for 16
years,

513
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
The 16-year friend
who dumped me

514
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
to go to Winter Formal
with a guy?

515
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
I --
You said it was okay!

516
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
I obviously didn't mean it,
Naomi.

517
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,000
H-How was I supposed
to know that?

518
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000
Because
you just should've!

519
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Just like you should've known
how much it sucked

520
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
that you were sticking your
fingers in my brother's mouth

521
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
and going on about how his hair
made you want to cum?

522
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000
He wasn't even into me!

523
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
That literally does not matter,
and you know that.

524
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000
I'm sorry if the Cooper thing
upsets you,

525
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
but I guess,
I don't know,

526
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000
you reap what you sow
or whatever.

527
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Oh, you want to talk about
reaping what you sow?

528
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,000
Because your sister-wife
over there hates you,

529
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,000
and I'm not too in love
with you either right now.

530
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
Is that it?
Really?!

531
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
Also, for the future,

532
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:37,000
I would really recommend
not fucking with a witch.

533
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:42,000
♪♪

534
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
Chester:
Nathan, come in!

535
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000
I kinda have to go.
What the fuck?

536
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:51,000
It's a fucking party and no one
wants to fucking party with me!

537
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000
Fuck you all!

538
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
You're all gonna
regret it!

539
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:58,000
♪♪

540
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000
♪ If you can't shake ♪

541
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000
♪ If you can't shake ♪

542
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,000
♪ If you can't shake,
if you can't shake ♪

543
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000
♪ I don't need no sleep ♪

544
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000
♪ I don't need no sleep ♪

545
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,000
♪ I can lie down when I'm dead,
there's no rest for the ♪

546
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000
♪ Wicked ♪

547
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
♪ I don't need no sleep ♪

548
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
♪ I don't need no sleep ♪

549
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,000
♪ I can lie down when I'm dead,
there's no rest for the ♪

550
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,000
[ Music muffles ]

551
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:27,000
♪♪

552
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000
♪ Wicked ♪
[ Gasps ]

553
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,000
Jesus fuck!
[ Laughing ]

554
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000
Oh, my God!

555
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
Look at you!

556
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
Yes!

557
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Come through, Titanic!

558
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
Oh, my God.
I'm fine, I'm fine.

559
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
I got it. [ Laughs ]

560
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,000
Yes!

561
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000
Oh, fuck!

562
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!

563
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,000
-Oh, fuck!
-Oh, my God! It is so cold!

564
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,000
-Okay, come on.
-It's so cold!

565
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000
[ Chester laughing ]

566
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
I got you, I got you,
I got you.

567
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
[ Door closes ]

568
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
Here.

569
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
Mmph.

570
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
Fuck it.
I'm just gonna take a shower.

571
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
[ Coughs, sniffs ]

572
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,000
Whew!

573
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Are you cold?

574
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
Um, no, I'm okay.

575
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:22,000
♪♪

576
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:29,000
♪♪

577
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000
[ Shower turns on ]

578
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:42,000
♪♪

579
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,000
♪ Say it, say it, say it ♪

580
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000
♪ I need you to ♪

581
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,000
♪ Say it, say it, say it ♪

582
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000
♪ I know that you do ♪

583
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000
Jesus fuck!
Sorry.

584
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Um, is --
is Delilah here?

585
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
No!

586
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000
Sorry.

587
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
♪ I need you to ♪

588
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:06,000
♪♪

589
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
Uh...

590
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,000
I'm gonna go...

591
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,000
finger-paint.

592
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000
Look, I-I feel bad
about the Naomi thing.

593
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000
It's not your fault.

594
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000
Um, but about
the other part.

595
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
It's just, you and I aren't
right for each other.

596
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
Remotely.
Like, in any way.

597
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000
Sure.
No, I-I get it.

598
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,000
Um, I just --

599
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
I just want to say one thing
about the Panda Express thing.

600
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
Okay, so, okay,
do you know how, like,

601
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,000
Avery Foster got fingered
by the guy who ate Hot Cheetos

602
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000
and that's like
all anyone would talk about?

603
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000
And then she was so mad,
she was like, "Fuck it.

604
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
If that's all they're
gonna talk about,

605
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
I'm gonna get the student store
to sell better snacks,

606
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000
including Hot Cheetos,"

607
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,000
and now she's like
the Hot Cheeto Hero?

608
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Well, I was just thinking,
with you, um...

609
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000
Is what I'm saying bad?

610
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000
Are you telling me
to own my story?

611
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,000
Maybe?

612
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,000
Sorry.

613
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000
It's just coming from
someone who's...

614
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,000
so straight and cis
and not queer,

615
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000
it's just ugh, you know?

616
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000
I -- I --
Yeah, no, no,

617
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,000
I'm sorry.

618
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:18,000
♪♪

619
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:24,000
♪♪

620
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000
Fuck!

621
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
That was good!

622
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,000
Oh, come on.
I have to get something.

623
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
I wouldn't -- Um --

624
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000
Oh, shit, sorry.

625
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000
[ Door closes ]

626
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:43,000
[ Music continues in distance ]

627
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000
Aren't you freezing?

628
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000
Nathan: No, I'm fine.

629
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,000
God, I'm fucked up.

630
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Um...

631
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000
I'm s-- I'm sorry
about Bo.

632
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000
No, it's not you.

633
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,000
He just doesn't think that
we're right for each other.

634
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,000
Yeah, well, um...

635
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
You know, there are -- there
are

636
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,000
not right for each other
who are actually, like,

637
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000
really right
for each other.

638
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000
Yeah, like who?

639
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000
Um...

640
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,000
Actually, I-I-I can't think
of any right now,

641
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,000
but, um,
I'm sure they exist.

642
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:51,000
And "opposites attract,"
right?

643
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,000
God, I hate
that voicemail.

644
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:58,000
I loved it.

645
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:03,000
And I love that you're giving me
relationship advice right now.

646
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
Yeah, like I have
anything to offer.

647
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:18,000
♪ Feel ♪

648
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
♪ Feel, feel ♪

649
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
♪ Feel the love, feel ♪

650
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,000
♪ We can close our eyes
and feel the love ♪

651
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,000
♪ Feel ♪

652
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:33,000
♪ Feel ♪

653
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,000
♪ Feel, feel, feel the love ♪

654
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
I just really want to
kiss you right now.

655
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,000
♪ Close our eyes
and feel the love ♪

656
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,000
♪ Feel ♪

657
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000
[ Gasps ]

658
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
D-Do you actually?

659
00:28:54,000 --> 00:29:01,000
♪♪

660
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:08,000
♪♪

661
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000
I'm so sorry.

662
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000
[ Door opens ]

663
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Shit.

664
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,000
[ People cheering, laughing ]

665
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,000
Hi. Um...
I just want to say that

666
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
with the whole
Winter Formal thing,

667
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
I fucking suck
and I'm sorry.

668
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:26,000
And tonight I'm gonna bury this
like the Maori do --

669
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000
not in a cultural
appropriation way --

670
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
but just because
it's time.

671
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000
And if you don't want
to be there, I get it,

672
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000
but if you were there
with me,

673
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000
I would really,
really love that.

674
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
Delilah: Hi. Uh, can we bury
the placenta in your yard?

675
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000
It's good for plants.

676
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Riley:
Okay, y-yeah, sure.

677
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,000
[ Loud bang, shrieking ]

678
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,000
Oh, fuck!

679
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
No!

680
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000
God damn it!

681
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
Get the fuck out!

682
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
Get out of here
right now!

683
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:02,000
Go, go, right now!

684
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:06,000
♪♪

685
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
[ Door closes ]

686
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
[ Whimpers ]

687
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
[ Object clattering ]
[ Screaming ]

688
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,000
♪ I'm scared I don't know ♪

689
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000
Oh.

690
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,000
♪ What is honest ♪

691
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:30,000
♪ You feel like a memory
I'm losing slowly ♪

692
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:37,000
♪ Losing slowly ♪

693
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:41,000
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪

694
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

695
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,000
I'm sorry for not being
a better friend.

696
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000
Riley: What?
W-- No, what?

697
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:54,000
I'm -- I'm the one who's
always

698
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:59,000
I need to be a lot better
at -- at that.

699
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000
And about that, did --
did Luz come find you?

700
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000
Wait.
Uh, can I say something first?

701
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,000
'Cause if I don't say it
right now, I might not.

702
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,000
So, um...

703
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,000
that thing that y-you
asked me before

704
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000
at the pre-party?

705
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,000
There's something I've been
noticing about myself.

706
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
I -- I can like someone.

707
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
Like, really like them.

708
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:29,000
But when it comes to kissing
or making out or whatever,

709
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,000
I don't want that.

710
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Oh.

711
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
So I don't know
how it could work,

712
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:40,000
like, between us.

713
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,000
Even if
you wanted it to.

714
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:47,000
Um, what I said
that night

715
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,000
wasn't 'cause of
me not liking you.

716
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,000
'Cause I never stopped
liking you.

717
00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:00,000
Um, I actually, um...

718
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
I love you.

719
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:06,000
♪ The soundtrack,
this is my saving grace ♪

720
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,000
[ Both chuckling ]

721
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000
I love -- I love you.

722
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
[ Both laughing ]

723
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Um...

724
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:25,000
But, uh, that night
at the motel,

725
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,000
um, I --
I left after I --

726
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000
[ Feedback shrieks ]

727
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000
-Run! Cops!
-[ Screams ]

728
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,000
No!

729
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
-No! No cops!
-Cops!

730
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,000
Delilah: No!
Hi! It's just me!

731
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000
I'll turn the music back on
in a sec!

732
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
I just need to say something
and I kinda need

733
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
to say it for everyone!

734
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Um...

735
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000
[ Exhales sharply ]

736
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
I haven't been
living in shame,

737
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,000
but I also haven't
been living

738
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,000
the truest version
of myself either.

739
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:55,000
And, uh, I just want to say
that, from experience,

740
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,000
mm, secrets fucking suck.

741
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
And you should just be true
to yourself

742
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,000
and own your story, but --
[ People muttering ]

743
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000
Okay!
Sorry, sorry, sorry!

744
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
Um, you can go back
to body shots or whatever.

745
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Um, um...

746
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Uh, okay.

747
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Just so everyone knows --

748
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,000
this is probably definitely
a coincidence and -- and --

749
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,000
and not a racist thing --
but I'm Panda Express Girl!

750
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000
Okay, thanks! Bye!

751
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Oh, my God!
[ People murmuring ]

752
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000
-Panda Express Girl?
-I don't know.

753
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,000
-Put the music back on!
-Yeah, right?

754
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
♪ I don't wanna know
that you judge my shit ♪

755
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,000
♪ When you're drunk, 4 a.m.,
at a CVS store ♪

756
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000
♪ Why you try to fight me,
you weak-ass bitch? ♪

757
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,000
♪ Too much drug, can't hold up,
crying on the floor ♪

758
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Mom and Dad
are almost here.

759
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
♪ Tok tok, tik tik, tok tok ♪

760
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
♪ I'm banging every member
from BTS ♪

761
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:52,000
♪ Tik tik, tok tok,
tik tik, tok tok ♪

762
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Yeah, that was
my night, too.

763
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,000
At one point I just had to
lock myself in the bathroom

764
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
and play "Candy Crush."

765
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,000
And I hate everyone
except you.

766
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000
[ Cellphone swishes ]

767
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000
[ Cellphone chimes ]

768
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Ugh, I forgot to cancel
tennis tomorrow.

769
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Mark: I think we need
to take a break.

770
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000
Mom?

771
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:51,000
♪♪

772
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:56,000
♪♪

773
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,000
♪ This riddle that I know ♪

774
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000
♪ Keeps coming back for more ♪

775
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,000
♪ And though I ♪

776
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,000
♪ Have solved it all before ♪

777
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:13,000
♪ I don't remember
how anymore ♪

778
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:21,000
♪ But I'll try to find my way
back home ♪

779
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000
♪ Can you hear me calling? ♪

780
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000
♪ Can you hear me calling? ♪

781
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,000
♪ Too lost to be found ♪

782
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
[ Line ringing ]

783
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Sam:  Chester?
Hi.

784
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,000
♪ Too lost to be ♪

785
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Are you okay?

786
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Sorry it's the middle
of the night.

787
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
W-Where are you?

788
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000
I-I'm just, um...

789
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,000
I'm sitting outside.

790
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
Are you okay?

791
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Yeah.

792
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
[ Sighs ]

793
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000
I'm sorry, Sam.

794
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
It's okay.

795
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
It's really okay.

796
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,000
Is it?

797
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Yeah.

798
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Yeah, it is.

799
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Would it be okay if we just
sat

800
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,000
and didn't say anything?

801
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Yeah.

802
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Are you still there?

803
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000
Yeah.

804
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
Thank you, Sam.

805
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000
Good night, Chester.

806
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,000
[ Wind whistling ]

807
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000
[ Footsteps approaching ]

808
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000
It's you.

809
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:05,000
♪ I wanna be wild and young ♪

810
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:12,000
♪ And not be afraid to lose ♪

811
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,000
♪ Cry on my own ♪

812
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,000
♪ Me and my bottle ♪

813
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:23,000
♪ These are the things
I choose ♪

814
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:28,000
♪ But they're watching me,
judging me ♪

815
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
♪ Making me feel so used ♪

816
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
♪ Can't you see ♪

817
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:36,000
♪ That all I wanna do is ♪

818
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000
♪ Get a little wild ♪

819
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,000
♪ Get a little high ♪

820
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:48,000
♪ Kiss a hundred boys and not
feel like I'm tied to them ♪

821
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:54,000
♪ If you wanna judge me,
then go and load the gun ♪

822
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
♪ I've done nothing wrong ♪

823
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:00,000
♪ I'm young ♪

824
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,000
♪ Get a little wild ♪

825
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,000
♪ Get a little high ♪

826
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:12,000
♪ Kiss a hundred boys and not
feel like I'm tied to them ♪

827
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:17,000
♪ If you wanna judge me,
then go and load the gun ♪

828
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000
♪ I've done nothing wrong ♪

829
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000
♪ I'm young ♪