[punchy music]
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KIRBY: Do you have banana bread?
Um, you know what? Can I do meatloaf for breakfast?
Actually, never mind. Can I just get a bunch of pancakes?
- Yeah, sure. - Thank you.
- Can I get a blueberry muffin?
- I love this spot.
Once a month, Kendall and I meet up at the same restaurant
for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
I'm excited to catch up.
Yesterday sucked. I can't believe a bird hurt Mom's neck.
That bird just did me dirty, you know? - I know.
- I brought that bird into our home.
It doesn't like Cheetos.
I was like, "What the [bleep] is wrong with this bird?"
But it actually made me realize something. - What?
- Mom loves Sugar Ray.
Last night I realized Mom is the biggest Sugar Ray fan in the world.
What's Sugar Ray?
After some online snooping, I realized that Mom's connection
with the band goes way deeper.
She's, like, long-lost friends with the lead singer, Mark McGrath.
They used to do community theater together.
- ♪ And all that jazz ♪
- She threw him a birthday party one year.
- Happy birthday to one of the greatest guys in the entire universe.
- It was lit.
- I have listened to you for the last 23 years 575,000 times.
- Thank you. I love you.
- Ah.
- Mom's a Sugar freak.
And so I figure, I'm gonna track this guy down,
and I'm gonna say, like, "Can you please play my mom's party?"
- Yeah. - I don't know.
This is exactly how I should be spending my time, right?
- Exactly. - I almost killed her.
[punchy music]
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- Hi. - Hi.
I'm here to see Mark McGrath.
- Mark McGrath?
- The first place I decided to look is where Mark McGrath works,
his record label.
- Do you have an appointment? - No, I don't.
I was hoping to just pop into his office and talk to him for a minute.
I know that my journey to find Mark McGrath will have its highs and lows.
- Hey, I have a... - Kirby.
- Kirby...
- It definitely started with a low.
- And he needs to be escorted out. - No, no, no, no, no.
But I'm not gonna give up.
I just need to talk to someone. - Yeah, he's here now.
- Hey, Mark Foster.
Also my good friends Foster the People showed up
and bailed me out.
- What's up, man? - So that's pretty cool.
- Sean, Isom. - Hey.
- What up, the People? - Good to see you.
- The People.
They are seriously, like, the greatest guys ever.
Have you guys ever hunted a man before?
'Cause this is my first time, and it's super hard.
- "Hunted"? - Mm-mm.
- They're some of the kindest, most helpful people on Earth.
- We'll play next.
- Random question-- do you know Mark McGrath?
I have a friend. He's trying to manhunt.
- Oh!
- No? All right.
- I love those guys.
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- Got some PacSun.
I don't know. Maybe we could trace this back somewhere.
- Like, if you were Mark McGrath, where would you be?
KENDALL: Is that his wallet?
- I ended up stealing so much of my mom's shit
to help me on this journey.
Here we go.
Compact discs? Duh.
But I know it's gonna pay off.
- I mean, why don't you guys just play the party?
- Oh, no. Mom hates Foster the People.
I was driving with her once, we were listening to "Pumped Up Kicks"--
great song--and Mom was like, "What the [bleep] is this garbage music?"
I was like, "It's actually, like, a jam." KENDALL: Yeah.
"It's, like, the song of the summer." - Thanks, Kirby.
- And she was like, "No, it's garbage." - Right.
- I've never seen Mom so aggressive. She said the F word, like, seven times.
MARK: Yikes.
- I'm sorry, guys. I don't know what it is.
I don't know why my mom hates you guys so much.
- I get it.
- Whoa, check this out. Chaz Dean Studio.
MARK: Oh, that could be something.
- "Rewards card, complete nine sessions with us
and get your tips frosted for free."
- There you go. - That's a lead.
- This is it. - Chaz Dean holds the keys.
- All right, we're going to Chaz Dean.
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Chaz Dean Studios was actually really easy to find.
This guy has billboards all over LA,
and I guess he frosts, like, the sickest tips.
[hair dryers whirring]
Chaz Dean? - Yeah.
- Hey. - Are you my next client?
[soft dramatic music]
- Mm-hmm. - Okay, want to have a seat?
- I'm good.
I'm actually so stoked to see you. - Mm, thank you.
- I'm really, really excited.
I opened up my heart to Chaz Dean.
Chaz Dean, I didn't come here for a haircut.
I came here to find Mark McGrath.
I told him everything.
I know for a fact that he comes here.
- How would you know that?
- Stalking.
I have never been more vulnerable in my life.
My mom's a really nice lady, and she just loves Sugar Ray.
Is that such a crime?
So I was hoping you can just tell me where Mark McGrath is.
Please.
- Yeah. No, I can't do that.
- [Bleep].
[Bleep].
Can you touch my hair up a little bit?
- Here I can do something. - Okay.
- Can't give out Mark's info, but I can fix you up.
[smooth music]
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KIRBY: I'll do the jambalaya crepe.
Also, the chicken artichoke crepe. - Okay.
- Chamomile tea and with a side of corn. - Great.
- And...
Actually, I don't want anything.
- Okay. - Yeah, just water, I think.
I don't know. Kendall, are you good?
- All right, so just waters?
- [sighs] Sorry, I've had, like, a long day.
- Okay. - Yeah, yeah.
I don't need anything.
- Well, your hair looks really cool.
You look like a rock star. Cool.
[punchy music]
That waitress is totally right.
I do look like a rock star.
For Mom's birthday, I will become Mark McGrath.