1 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:08,112 Look at my new puppy. He come home yesterday. 2 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:09,041 Cute. 3 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:11,951 Hello? 4 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:16,946 What? 5 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:19,215 What's happening? 6 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,261 - Talk to me! - What's going on? 7 00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:25,256 Oh, my God. This [bleep] bird. 8 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,133 Mom got tackled by the bird? 9 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:30,301 How do you get tackled by a bird? 10 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:33,630 This is the worst thing I've done in my entire life. 11 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:58,228 This bird has become a real problem. 12 00:00:58,258 --> 00:01:00,088 It really messed Mom up yesterday. 13 00:01:02,129 --> 00:01:06,499 So I'm having to take some drastic action 14 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:10,473 and do things I've never done before. 15 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:11,844 Bird murder. 16 00:01:23,217 --> 00:01:27,047 Aw, I can't burn you alive. 17 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,857 I just can't do it. I mean, he's cute. 18 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,190 I think he's just hungry. 19 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:33,755 Probably never had a sandwich before. 20 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,064 Do you want mustard or mayo? 21 00:01:37,397 --> 00:01:38,667 Give you some mustard. 22 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:40,099 Okay, let me show you around. 23 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:41,873 This is my brother-in-law, Kanye West. 24 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:43,102 No, no. 25 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:44,436 Up the stairs. 26 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:46,341 See, this is the second floor. 27 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:49,013 Humans have to walk up stairs. Birds can just fly. 28 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:50,412 So I came up with another plan: 29 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,154 to adopt him, nurture him, 30 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:54,719 teach him how to be a regular, non-asshole bird. 31 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:56,718 So I locked him in my room 32 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,490 and told Mom she could come out of her bedroom 33 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,449 and go back to living a normal life. 34 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:02,485 But then, 35 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:04,933 the bird escaped. 36 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:05,788 [bleep]. 37 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,786 Kimberly, I gotta go. The paramedics need my help. 38 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:08,658 Bye. 39 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:10,495 I have to look at the surveillance right now. 40 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,603 Oh, my God. 41 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:22,538 Where are they? 42 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:25,247 What is going on? 43 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,050 Mom! 44 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:30,445 Are you sure it was the bird? 45 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:33,224 Could it have been a Frisbee or a football? 46 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:36,863 - Oh, my neck. - Is her neck stable? 47 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,330 I can't move my neck. 48 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:39,528 Are neck injuries bad? 49 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,730 I don't know what to do right now. 50 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,807 I don't know, Kimberly. 51 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,946 This has just been the hardest week of my life, 52 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:03,552 and it straight up just ended with me 53 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:06,824 doing literally the worst thing I've ever done. 54 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,794 I don't know what to do. 55 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:11,862 So how are you doing, and how is everything? 56 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:14,029 I just told you. 57 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:16,361 It's been the hardest week of my life, and it straight up just ended 58 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:18,296 with me doing literally the worst thing I've ever done. 59 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:19,172 I don't know what to do. 60 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:22,169 But I feel like you finally are done. 61 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,402 Yeah, I feel like, I'm, like, done too. 62 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:27,108 You're way closer to being over it, 63 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:29,010 where before, I thought you were so into it. 64 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,012 Yeah. 65 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,453 Kimberly is totally right. 66 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:34,479 I am closer to being over it, 67 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:37,645 when before, I was so into it. 68 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:47,393 Hey, Mom. 69 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:49,197 I know you asked us to leave you out here for a while, 70 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:52,329 but I'm gonna bring you some stuff. 71 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:54,596 I've grown a lot in these past few hours, 72 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:58,165 and I think it's time that I make a really big change in my life. 73 00:03:58,205 --> 00:04:01,375 I brought you a lamp, blanket, some soup. 74 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:06,749 I don't know, I guess I just-- I guess I feel responsible for you. 75 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:07,980 For your condition. 76 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:11,553 I told you I got rid of the bird, and I didn't, 77 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:14,115 and it wasn't the bird's fault at all. 78 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:15,764 It was my fault. 79 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:17,489 The bird's pretty dope, actually. 80 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:21,434 I've been trying really hard these past few weeks to figure my stuff out 81 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,961 and to be a bigger part of this family, 82 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:26,397 but I just don't know anymore. 83 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:29,673 If this is me trying, then maybe I should just stop trying 84 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:33,573 and move somewhere far away, like Alaska... 85 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,437 or Alhambra. 86 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:37,306 I don't know. 87 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:39,154 Kimberly is right. 88 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:40,649 I'm finally done. 89 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:42,321 Why don't I tuck you in? 90 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:48,294 What's Sugar Ray? 91 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:51,486 Sugar Ray. Oh, my God. 92 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:56,095 How did I forget my mom's love for alternative rock and roll music? 93 00:04:56,129 --> 00:05:00,469 I've looked through Mom's shit legit 25 times the past few weeks, 94 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:03,771 and the answer's been in front of my eyes the entire time. 95 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,244 Sugar Ray. 96 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:08,844 Forget everything I just said. 97 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:10,106 I have an idea. 98 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:12,781 I'll see you in the morning. 99 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:18,446 I'm gonna get Sugar Ray to play Mom's party.