- Whoo!
- The past few weeks haven't been easy.
I need to just take my mind off things.
So I skate.
But there always seems to be something.
I have a stalker.
Her name is Beverly D'Angelo.
- Kirby!
Kirb.
- I mean, she's really nice.
Hey, Bev.
She's been in all these super-dope movies and is really funny.
But I think she wants to do, like, sex.
- It's kind of a... - Wow.
- Wheelie.
- What's up?
- I'm not crazy.
It's just this is-- this is my Segway route and--
- I don't know what it is.
My brother just has this magnetic energy to him.
- Beverly.
- He gets a lot of attention.
- I've just been into him for a really, really long time.
It was like one of those unofficially official relationships.
- It's really good.
- He's just, like, an artist, you know?
- Kirby's so hot. [laughs]
- Like, a lot of people think they're dating him,
but he just thinks they're, like, in a bowling league together.
- You guys on a date? - It's a friend date.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- What do you mean "it's a friend date"?
- He's a gentleman. He always goes Dutch.
- He's a hot, sexy little mother[bleep].
- Believe it or not, he is a heartbreaker.
- We were hanging out as friends.
- Hanging out? Do you call this hanging out?
I want to talk about this in the car. - This isn't even my car.
- When you finally find your soul mate, it just--the world makes sense.
And with Kirby, the world makes sense.
[whispering] I think I love you.
- What?
- Kirby, give her a small kiss.
- Aw. - I'm not--I'm not gonna give her a kiss.
- Hi, guys. - Hey, Bev.
- They're cool.
[upbeat electronic music]
♪ ♪
- Whoa. What is this place? This is awesome.
I haven't really been able to spend much time with Mom lately.
But today I'm gonna help her pick up some art that she bought.
What is this for?
I've never been much of an art guy.
What is this? Boxes?
But this place really opened my eyes to the world of art.
This is so fascinating.
[painting slams] - Oh! We got to be careful with that.
- I'm so sorry. Is it okay? - You know, it'll just add to it.
- I love that you've worked on a picture of the girls.
[laughing]
Oh, my goodness.
- The second I saw Mom's face when she saw her face on art,
I was like, "Oh, my God. Mom loves art."
- I love art.
- And her face.
Mom's birthday is coming up.
I still haven't gotten her a gift, and I'm getting kind of desperate.
So is this any of this stuff for sale?
So I'm gonna make something happen at this art place.
Hey, can I ask you something?
Would you have any interest in making something
that I can give to my mom? - Your mom?
- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
- I'm gonna have to negotiate with this artist to get him on board.
And just so you know, things that my mom likes...
- Mm-hmm. - She loves books.
She's very smart. - Wow.
- She likes grandchildren.
She's sweet, but she's commanding.
She loves the Statue of Liberty. - Really?
- Yeah. - Oh, okay, um...
- So do you think this is something you could help me with?
- I'm up for the challenge.
- I'm so happy that this stranger has agreed to make a gift for my mom.
- What--what's happening? - Double high five.
- Yes. - Yes.
This is gonna be great.
[upbeat electronic music]
- The art guy said that the art would take a week to make.
Now that I have a gift picked out,
I can finally go back to living my normal life.
I'm modeling in Milan with Kendall.
I'm going on a roller coaster with Mom.
[Bleep], yeah, Mom.
I'm starting a podcast called "Turtleneck Talk."
- You shouldn't be embarrassed about the fact that you had to shit
into a turtleneck sweater and use the sleeves to wipe your ass.
- It was exhilarating. - Yeah.
- Guys, we're gonna take a short commercial break.
I've joined a new hockey league with my neighbor Angela.
- When you're taking a clapper, you want to distribute your weight.
Yes!
- I'm going to night school with my friend Ted.
ALL: Arigato.
- Arigato gozaimasu.
- Where's the bathroom? - Yeah, where's the bathroom?
[saxophone playing off-key]
I'm recording a soprano sax album produced by Mark Ronson.
- Pretty great. - Yeah, I wrote that.
I'm doing karate with King Bach.
- Whoa!
Your hand-eye coordination is unmatched.
- I'm learning a bunch of bad words with Jeff Ross.
[Bleep]face. What else?
- Asswipe. - Asswipe.
- [Bleep] stain.
- I'm going my side hustle at Kylie Cosmetics.
This is Kirby. Is this about business?
It's just another regular week, you know?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Let's see what you got, Kirby. - You want to see what I got?
- Let's see what you got.
♪ ♪
[chuckles] - All right.
Today's the day that Mom's gift is arriving.
Oh, nice.
And I'm super excited.
Wow. It's big.
Good to see you again. - Good to see you again.
- Cool, I can't wait to see it.
I've been thinking about Mom's gift all week.
Tell him how excited I've been. - Dude, he's been off the chain.
- I've had dreams of this moment.
[dramatic sting]
- Whoa. Whoa!
Kirb, look at your mom. - You like it?
- Hell, yeah, I like it.
- I don't know. - Kirb?
- This art guy made a statue of my mom,
and it's naked.
I told you I wanted it to be like The Statue of Liberty.
- Well, her arm is raised.
- I just got to be honest. This isn't what I thought it was gonna be.
I can't give this to my mom.
It's just so naked.
Honestly, I don't know what to do right now.
- Initial here.
[engine turning over]
- Yeah, this is bad.