1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:01,874 - Whoo! 2 00:00:01,902 --> 00:00:03,602 - The past few weeks haven't been easy. 3 00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:05,907 I need to just take my mind off things. 4 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:07,309 So I skate. 5 00:00:08,408 --> 00:00:11,548 But there always seems to be something. 6 00:00:11,578 --> 00:00:13,648 I have a stalker. 7 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,080 Her name is Beverly D'Angelo. 8 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:18,116 - Kirby! 9 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:19,421 Kirb. 10 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:21,193 - I mean, she's really nice. 11 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:22,391 Hey, Bev. 12 00:00:22,422 --> 00:00:25,692 She's been in all these super-dope movies and is really funny. 13 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:29,026 But I think she wants to do, like, sex. 14 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:32,204 - It's kind of a... - Wow. 15 00:00:32,232 --> 00:00:33,602 - Wheelie. 16 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:34,944 - What's up? 17 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:36,168 - I'm not crazy. 18 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:38,843 It's just this is-- this is my Segway route and-- 19 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:39,842 - I don't know what it is. 20 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:42,813 My brother just has this magnetic energy to him. 21 00:00:42,843 --> 00:00:43,943 - Beverly. 22 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:45,347 - He gets a lot of attention. 23 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,649 - I've just been into him for a really, really long time. 24 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:50,821 It was like one of those unofficially official relationships. 25 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:51,891 - It's really good. 26 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:53,819 - He's just, like, an artist, you know? 27 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:55,064 - Kirby's so hot. [laughs] 28 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:58,288 - Like, a lot of people think they're dating him, 29 00:00:58,325 --> 00:01:01,395 but he just thinks they're, like, in a bowling league together. 30 00:01:01,428 --> 00:01:03,258 - You guys on a date? - It's a friend date. 31 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:04,297 - Yeah? - Yeah. 32 00:01:04,331 --> 00:01:05,831 - What do you mean "it's a friend date"? 33 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:07,896 - He's a gentleman. He always goes Dutch. 34 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:10,165 - He's a hot, sexy little mother[bleep]. 35 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:12,244 - Believe it or not, he is a heartbreaker. 36 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:13,542 - We were hanging out as friends. 37 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,014 - Hanging out? Do you call this hanging out? 38 00:01:15,042 --> 00:01:17,742 I want to talk about this in the car. - This isn't even my car. 39 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:21,078 - When you finally find your soul mate, it just--the world makes sense. 40 00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:23,284 And with Kirby, the world makes sense. 41 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:25,617 [whispering] I think I love you. 42 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:26,622 - What? 43 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:28,423 - Kirby, give her a small kiss. 44 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:30,755 - Aw. - I'm not--I'm not gonna give her a kiss. 45 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:32,231 - Hi, guys. - Hey, Bev. 46 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:33,229 - They're cool. 47 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:36,230 [upbeat electronic music] 48 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:43,273 ♪ ♪ 49 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:48,339 - Whoa. What is this place? This is awesome. 50 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:51,505 I haven't really been able to spend much time with Mom lately. 51 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:55,075 But today I'm gonna help her pick up some art that she bought. 52 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,315 What is this for? 53 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:58,150 I've never been much of an art guy. 54 00:01:58,185 --> 00:01:59,415 What is this? Boxes? 55 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:02,963 But this place really opened my eyes to the world of art. 56 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:04,160 This is so fascinating. 57 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:06,091 [painting slams] - Oh! We got to be careful with that. 58 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,996 - I'm so sorry. Is it okay? - You know, it'll just add to it. 59 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:15,335 - I love that you've worked on a picture of the girls. 60 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:17,909 [laughing] 61 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:19,868 Oh, my goodness. 62 00:02:19,907 --> 00:02:23,207 - The second I saw Mom's face when she saw her face on art, 63 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:25,813 I was like, "Oh, my God. Mom loves art." 64 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,376 - I love art. 65 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:28,654 - And her face. 66 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:30,252 Mom's birthday is coming up. 67 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:33,694 I still haven't gotten her a gift, and I'm getting kind of desperate. 68 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,320 So is this any of this stuff for sale? 69 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:38,025 So I'm gonna make something happen at this art place. 70 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:39,528 Hey, can I ask you something? 71 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,530 Would you have any interest in making something 72 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:44,733 that I can give to my mom? - Your mom? 73 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:45,795 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 74 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:48,672 - I'm gonna have to negotiate with this artist to get him on board. 75 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,502 And just so you know, things that my mom likes... 76 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:52,067 - Mm-hmm. - She loves books. 77 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:53,735 She's very smart. - Wow. 78 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:55,084 - She likes grandchildren. 79 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:57,278 She's sweet, but she's commanding. 80 00:02:57,311 --> 00:02:59,351 She loves the Statue of Liberty. - Really? 81 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:01,449 - Yeah. - Oh, okay, um... 82 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:04,321 - So do you think this is something you could help me with? 83 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:07,349 - I'm up for the challenge. 84 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:11,627 - I'm so happy that this stranger has agreed to make a gift for my mom. 85 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:14,288 - What--what's happening? - Double high five. 86 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:15,698 - Yes. - Yes. 87 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:16,829 This is gonna be great. 88 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,874 [upbeat electronic music] 89 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:21,469 - The art guy said that the art would take a week to make. 90 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:23,272 Now that I have a gift picked out, 91 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:25,643 I can finally go back to living my normal life. 92 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:30,078 I'm modeling in Milan with Kendall. 93 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:32,110 I'm going on a roller coaster with Mom. 94 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:33,245 [Bleep], yeah, Mom. 95 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,750 I'm starting a podcast called "Turtleneck Talk." 96 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:37,922 - You shouldn't be embarrassed about the fact that you had to shit 97 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:41,221 into a turtleneck sweater and use the sleeves to wipe your ass. 98 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:42,585 - It was exhilarating. - Yeah. 99 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:44,393 - Guys, we're gonna take a short commercial break. 100 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:47,034 I've joined a new hockey league with my neighbor Angela. 101 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,700 - When you're taking a clapper, you want to distribute your weight. 102 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:50,800 Yes! 103 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,531 - I'm going to night school with my friend Ted. 104 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,566 ALL: Arigato. 105 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:56,101 - Arigato gozaimasu. 106 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:57,766 - Where's the bathroom? - Yeah, where's the bathroom? 107 00:03:57,804 --> 00:03:59,274 [saxophone playing off-key] 108 00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:03,176 I'm recording a soprano sax album produced by Mark Ronson. 109 00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:04,680 - Pretty great. - Yeah, I wrote that. 110 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:07,281 I'm doing karate with King Bach. 111 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:08,324 - Whoa! 112 00:04:08,348 --> 00:04:11,318 Your hand-eye coordination is unmatched. 113 00:04:11,351 --> 00:04:13,751 - I'm learning a bunch of bad words with Jeff Ross. 114 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,757 [Bleep]face. What else? 115 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:17,359 - Asswipe. - Asswipe. 116 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:18,431 - [Bleep] stain. 117 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:20,888 - I'm going my side hustle at Kylie Cosmetics. 118 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,998 This is Kirby. Is this about business? 119 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:25,730 It's just another regular week, you know? 120 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,736 [upbeat music] 121 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:31,099 ♪ ♪ 122 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:32,868 - Let's see what you got, Kirby. - You want to see what I got? 123 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:35,006 - Let's see what you got. 124 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:38,652 ♪ ♪ 125 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:39,979 [chuckles] - All right. 126 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:42,023 Today's the day that Mom's gift is arriving. 127 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:42,979 Oh, nice. 128 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:44,146 And I'm super excited. 129 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:45,724 Wow. It's big. 130 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,822 Good to see you again. - Good to see you again. 131 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:48,885 - Cool, I can't wait to see it. 132 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:50,662 I've been thinking about Mom's gift all week. 133 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:53,131 Tell him how excited I've been. - Dude, he's been off the chain. 134 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,630 - I've had dreams of this moment. 135 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:55,631 [dramatic sting] 136 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:57,162 - Whoa. Whoa! 137 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:58,867 Kirb, look at your mom. - You like it? 138 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,399 - Hell, yeah, I like it. 139 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:02,044 - I don't know. - Kirb? 140 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:05,069 - This art guy made a statue of my mom, 141 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:07,165 and it's naked. 142 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:10,107 I told you I wanted it to be like The Statue of Liberty. 143 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,053 - Well, her arm is raised. 144 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:15,219 - I just got to be honest. This isn't what I thought it was gonna be. 145 00:05:15,249 --> 00:05:17,179 I can't give this to my mom. 146 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:19,217 It's just so naked. 147 00:05:19,253 --> 00:05:21,323 Honestly, I don't know what to do right now. 148 00:05:21,355 --> 00:05:22,455 - Initial here. 149 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,059 [engine turning over] 150 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:25,431 - Yeah, this is bad.