Lately, I've been feeling pretty lost
on where I'm supposed to be in life.
I've had so many things going on,
and my head just hasn't been in the right place.
So, after pulling some strings,
I've managed to get a meeting with the council.
Coordinating a meeting with the council
is a really big deal.
They're here.
They're all on different schedules
with really busy lives,
so when you can get all three of my older sisters
in the same place at the same time,
that's quite the feat.
I think it's gonna be worth it.
Hello, sisters.
I hope you're well.
Because I'm not.
I've summoned you here today to discuss my place in this family.
Been feeling kind of stinky lately
and I don't know if you can tell by my mannerisms,
- but, like-- - How do you say "mannu-risms"?
"Mannu-risms"?
Mannerisms.
- How do you say it? - Mannerisms.
- "Manna-risms." - I said "mannu-risms."
The council is a very complicated beast
that can be difficult to wrangle.
But I have my ways.
Anyways, I was just hoping for, like, some advice.
Maybe some wisdom.
Okay, so we're throwing Mom a party.
Okay.
It's like a once-in-a-lifetime epic, epic party.
Cool, is that something I can help out with?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, awesome.
That would actually be great.
I--I won't let you down.
I've got, like, a ton of cool ideas already.
I'm so happy that my sisters
are letting me help plan Mom's party with them.
It's the exact thing I need right now to help me focus.
Plus, it's just a really cool thing to do for Mom.
My mom does so much for us, so this is our chance
to go over the top and throw her a surprise for her birthday.
After meeting with the council,
I decided to immediately get to work
on planning Mom's party.
To throw Mom the best party ever,
I need to really know who she is.
So research is obviously a crucial part of my process.
I don't wanna brag, but I'm high-key the best detective in my family.
"Persians." [bleep] yeah.
I'm gonna crush this.
I've been living with my mom for the past 24 years,
and she's still a mystery to me.
I have to really understand the person I'm trying to celebrate.
So in order to throw her the best party ever,
I'm gonna leave no stone unturned.
Hey, Ray.
God, come on, how'd you get my number?
Question for you.
What kind of floral arrangements is my mom into?
How would I know that?
I was thinking something kind of sweet but not romantic.
- What? - Do you think roses are, like,
- too sexy for my mom? - Kirby.
- 'Cause typically roses... - Kirby.
- Are like a Valentine's Day thing... - Kirby!
That's like...sexual.
I'm not friends with your mom.
But you guys are neighbors.
Yeah, that doesn't mean I know her.
- Well-- - I saw her once.
She was taking out the garbage. I went like that.
That's all. I was being polite.
Does she like baby's breath?
Stop calling this number.
Also, everyone's kind of like chipping in
so if you can, like, Venmo me just like,
I don't know, 40 bucks.
Yeah, okay, I'm calling the police.
Hello?
He hung up.
- Hi, how are you? - I'm good.
- Doing well. - This is, like, so official.
Today, I'm showing my sisters what I've been planning.
I'm excited to present all my ideas
and show them what I've been working on.
It's a lot of pressure.
Here you go. But I know it'll be worth it.
My mom has thrown us the most elaborate,
great parties our entire life.
Let's get your party groove on, kids.
We can't do this half-assed.
We have to do this really strong.
We need to come correct or don't come at all.
All right, guys, thank you so much for meeting with me.
I've thought about everything, from the theme of the party
to the parking situation
to the bathrooms.
I love your bathrooms. They have everything.
Yeah, I'm a bathroom freak.
Sinks, toilets, paper towels.
They need hair spray, a comb, a this, they need a [bleep] condom.
Wait. Condoms?
The presentation started off a bit rocky.
It's hard to see eye to eye on everything,
but collaboration is about powering through obstacles
and incorporating other people's ideas too.
Okay, um, I'll get you a condom.
And, honestly, I had so much more cool stuff planned.
We're in a party.
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Are we doing a photo booth or anything like that?
Uh, yeah, we can do a photo booth.
I almost feel like these pillows are too much.
- Yeah. - I agree.
Tone on tone, it's probably too much, right?
You know, paisley might be nice.
It's so much fun brainstorming with Kim and Khloé,
and it really allows me to show my stuff.
All about mom.
That's what I'm trying to accomplish here.
All of my research shows that my mom loves lots of things.
Entrepreneurship, fashion,
love, friendship,
women's tuxedos,
and professionalism.
Am I missing anything?
Oh, alcohol. She loves alcohol.
And pizza.
When Kimberly looked me in the eyes and said,
"I think we're done here, you can stop now,"
I knew this whole thing was a success.
Champagne birdbath.
I gave my sisters so many ideas.
I know what you're thinking.
The pizza wall is only 2x4,
but we can make this as big or as small as we want.
Way it works is simple. Each slice has a magnet in it.
We have to think about the details, like
what's an extra "ta-da" at the party.
I've been wanting to be a clown since I was a little boy.
Thank you for giving me this opportunity of a lifetime.
Thank you, Kardashians.
I want to thank you.
I did such a good job, they told me I didn't even need to help anymore
and to just focus on getting Mom an awesome gift.
And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.