- [RuPaul Voiceover] Previously, on Canada's Drag Race.
- We're throwing The Sinners Ball.
(cheers)
You'll need to serve three distinct looks,
"Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll,"
"Ugliest Sin,"
and a look based on one of the seven deadly sins.
- Icesis Couture. Con-drag-ulations!
(dance music) - Thank you so much.
(laughs)
- Kendall Gender, shantay you stay. Synthia, sashay away.
(techno music)
(sighs)
- Oh my God. Synthia is not in this competition anymore.
And I am so overcome with emotion.
Holy shit.
I really want to take a moment
and like appreciate the artist
and the like spectacular human being that is Synthia Kiss.
I have seen her from literally the first week
she started drag.
We've been with her since literally day one.
Synthia is such a star.
She came in here, left her mark,
and it all ends with a kiss.
- We love you so much. (blowing kisses)
- I love you so much.
- It was a little bit sad
because the sisters had to go against each other,
but they needed to be split up anyways so.
- Fuck.
- Let's take a load off.
- Please. I need your loving energy.
(laughing)
- Your tit is fully out.
- We're the nipples out the entire time I was performing?
- [Gia] No. - [Kimora] No.
Performing, we're they out?
No, I don't think so.
(shushes)
- This is absolutely the furthest thing
that I would ever wear to perform.
- Yeah.
- So I was just like, "You know what?
I just have to pretend like I'm wearing
a fucking Beyonce leotard."
- A body suit, yes.
- You know what?
In retrospect,
I probably should have fucking designed a body suit.
(laughing) (snapping fingers)
If you asked me, dead ass,
did I think I was going to lip sync?
No I didn't,
but that doesn't mean that when she gets on stage, honey-
- Yeah. - She's gonna do it.
(chuckles)
- I said I wanted to see you perform, bitch,
(Kendall laughing)
and you did not disappoint.
- At all.
- We had that moment in between our eyes where it was like,
"Oh, bitch, I'm not, I'm not giving half-ass."
- Let's make some good TV.
- She's like, "I'm going to give you a hundred."
And I was like, "I'm going to do it too."
This is what I do.
I am showing them that I deserve to be here
and I want to be here.
- Congrats.
- Thank you. - [Kimora] Congratulations.
- Congrats to all of us for the top six.
- Holy shit.
(screams)
The race is heating up.
It is no longer a jog,
so I'm switching to my sprinting shoes.
- Well, bitches, I need to get this mother fucking snake
off this mother fucking body.
(everyone laughs and cheers)
Let's do it.
- You know, I'm already half out of my fucking costume.
(everyone laughs)
Might as well just rip it open.
(everyone cheers)
- Ew. (Icesis laughs)
It looks like I haven't slept.
- [Icesis] We haven't. Let's be real.
(intense music)
- Who wants to have a slumber party?
(laughs)
No one? Okay.
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race theme song ♪
[RuPaul Voiceover] The winner of Canada's Drag Race
receives the sickening supply of beauty products
from Shoppers Drug Mart
and a cash prize of $100.000.
With Amanda Brugel, Brad Goreski, and Brooke Lynn Hytes
with tonight's extra special guest judge,
Emma Hunter.
(fireworks exploding)
(techno music)
(everyone cheering)
- We made it! - Top six!
- It is a new day in the work room
and I am feeling absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.
I'm excited to see what the day holds for me.
Maybe another win.
- Well,
I guess we have to say congratulations to this bitch.
(everyone cheering) - Yay! She won the ball!
- She another design challenge.
- [Gia] Yes, as she should have.
- So, I was in the top, but I didn't win.
I feel disappointed especially considering
the amount of work that I put in each look.
Good for you.
You really worked that underwear and just draped chains.
(screams)
That height of design I must say.
- Oh, thank you.
- I made a whole fitted dress
and Icesis wore black underwear with chains.
No wig, nothing.
A five-year-old child can do that.
You know, I was really bitter at first, you know.
- At first?
(laughing)
She is not happy with me.
We were all friends and, all of a sudden,
now everybody wants to attack me, but it's okay.
Come for me, bitches. Come for me.
- At the end of the day, it is what it is, you know?
You won and let's move on.
- [Kimora] Amen. Amen-
(siren blares) (screams)
Here we go.
- [RuPaul Voiceover] Oh, Canada.
(mumbling)
Hey queens.
(everyone cheers)
You bring the beef, she'll bring the buns,
and if her grill is busted, make her eat it.
- That makes no sense.
(laughing)
- Bonjour, my fashionistas.
(cheering)
Hi!
- Come on.
- You know, Queens, some things never go out of style,
a little black dress, a pair of white briefs,
and, of course, reading to filth
everything your sisters wear.
(laughing)
- I'm ready. - Oh, no.
- That's why in this week's mini challenge,
I'm inviting each of you to sound off on the highs
and lows of this season's fashion moments
on my new show, Fashion Puh-Leeze!
You get it?
- [Kimora] I get it. I get it. - Yeah. That's good.
- Come on, Joan.
- In groups of two, you'll join me in the studio to toot
and boot some of the most memorable looks of the season.
(chuckles)
- Girl, feeling's going to be hurt.
- This is an improv challenge
and you'll be judged individually,
so if you want to win, you better bring the funny, honey.
Now, go.
(dance music)
- Excuse me.
- [Kendall] The chaos.
- Come on, bearded queens.
- Is she feeling gorgeous?
Dang.
- Hey everyone, I'm Brad Goreski
and you're watching Fashion Puh-Leeze!
The show where we gag over
and drag Canada's Drag Race's most famous looks.
- We said yellow.
(laughing) - Indeed.
- So what did you think of Icesis's glamp shade look?
Did it light you up or did it turn you off?
- You know, we do love yellow
and usually I like to let that mellow,
but this bitch I'm going to flush down the fucking toilet.
- I don't know who she is,
but she looks like a winner to me.
- Oh, yeah?
Would you say she's sophisticated?
- Some may say, some may not.
- Careful, bitch.
(laughing)
- T-t-tacky. Did I say that already?
- Girl.
- Next girl.
- Next up, who wore it better Holy Hell edition.
Which reveal made you squeal?
- That was predictable.
- You know what, this is very when you order it online
and when it arrived.
(laughs)
- The devil is in the details,
and where are the details, Kendall?
(laughs)
- Shady, shady lady.
- Let me tell you something about Pythia.
All those hands reaching for all those no places, baby.
Pythia wins. Hands down.
- The delusion of her fashion is greater than her execution.
Pythia, later.
- Okay. Next up. It's Kimora's ohmage to Deborah Cox.
What do you think?
(both humming)
- Very Big Bird going to Sesame street gala.
- Doesn't ruffle my feathers.
- [Brad] Oh. - Let's just say.
- It's fab, girl. Listen, the feathers.
The stones. - Yes.
- The fringe. - Yes.
- It's over. - Yes!
(Gia screaming)
- Tens, tens, tens, across the board.
- It's the first time her outfit
has been louder than her mouth.
- Next up, it's another who wore it better.
This time it's the queens who stopped traffic.
- Do not enter Pythia because she is what? Sickening.
She's on point if I might say.
- She's got a cone head.
It's a traffic do, not a traffic don't.
- [Gia] Exactly.
- This old thing.
- This bitch just keeps on winning in all these
dudes in boots.
No big deal. That's totally fine.
(laughs)
- Last up, we have Gia Metric's premiere party eleganza?
- [Both] Oh.
- Well she's clearly playing with fucking shapes
and that's a rectangle.
(laughs)
- Definitely a choice. - It is.
- Look at her face. She's not even convincing herself.
- I'm in love with the hair though.
- Are you?
- No.
(laughs)
- Well, that's all the time we have for today.
Thanks for watching. Say it with me.
- [Everyone] Fashion Puh-leeze!
- That was great.
We really are a trio. - We are.
- Who's the Beyonce?
- Dolls, you were all she-larious,
but one of you was right on the funny.
The winner of this week's mini challenge is Kendall Gender.
- Oh, my God. Really? (everyone cheers)
Oh my God.
What the fuck? Y'all said I was basic.
Who won the fashion reading challenge, bitch?
- You've won a $2.500 cash tip courtesy of The Men's Room.
(everyone cheers)
- Thank you so much.
- Now that you've burnt each other to a crisp
it's time for the main course.
For this week's maxi challenge,
we will be having a roast.
(everyone laughs)
- A comedy challenge.
Even though I don't eat meat, I am ready to roast, bitch.
- And our guest of dishonor is none other than
Queen of the north, Brooke Lynn Hytes.
- Oh my God. - Oh.
- Oh no.
- I love Brooke Lynn. I don't want to roast her.
- Oh, bitch.
Brooke don't smile. The bitch can't smile no more.
So this gonna be difficult.
- You'll be mentored by myself
and the hilarious Emma Hunter.
(cheers)
- Thank God we have a comedy specialist to help us.
We're not comedy queens. None of us.
- And queens, everyone is fair game for a cooking,
so don't hold back.
- I won't.
- Kendall Gender, as winner of the mini challenge,
you will be choosing the performance order.
(whip cracks)
Racers, start your engines
and may the best drag queen win.
(everyone cheers)
(techno music)
- So it is time to kind of figure out what order
everyone wants, what we're thinking.
- Where would you like to go?
- I will say I do want to be the first.
- Oh.
- Set the tone, set the mood.
I'm kind of at the bottom of the competition right now.
This week is my time to prove why they saved me last week
and who the fuck Kendall Gender is, bitch.
I want to be number one.
- I'm really shocked by Kendall.
I know for sure I wouldn't like to open.
It's definitely the biggest risk.
- And two cognitive spots are always at the beginning
and the end.
- I will say in my head,
I was leaning towards one of you at the end,
just for like the strengths- - Of course.
- just for like the comedy chops
and the kind of like delivery and power.
- It's flattering and also probably conniving.
This bitch probably has it out for me.
You're setting me up. I know it. It's okay.
It's a risk. I'll take it. I'll take it.
- [Kendall] You want to take it?
- I'll take it.
- Second up, we have Adriana.
- Yo.
- [Kendall] Third, we have Gia Metric.
- Me, me, me.
- Fourth, we have Pythia and then that would put you five.
- Let's be honest.
I'm probably just going to be absolutely hilarious.
So, girl, put me wherever. I got it.
- All right, bitches. Let's get these jokes on a roll.
- Woo!
- I didn't realize how much thought
goes behind comedy routines.
It is an art in itself that I am not very well versed in.
- You want to make sure that not only you laugh,
but everyone's laughing with you
even though it's a little bit of a dig.
- Yeah and it doesn't cross that line.
- Right. That fine line, and girl, that line is fine.
- Is Poppers a brand?
- I think you're good.
- I've never written comedy.
I rarely know how to do jokes in English.
This challenge is killing me.
(dance music)
- Hi. - Hi.
Now it's time for some comedy coaching with Brad
and Emma Hunter.
She is one funny bitch.
- Can I ask how the joke writing has been going so far?
- I think so far so good.
I do host a lot of events,
so I'm hoping that I can kind of translate that
into a comedy challenge.
- Well can see what- - Yeah.
- You prepared? Is that okay?
I can't wait to hear your material.
- Absolutely.
Hello, bonjour, hi,
and welcome to the roast of Brooke Lynn Hytes.
You know,
sometimes I feel like they're a little bit harsh on me,
but I finally realized why.
It's because out of drag I kind of looked like Yvie Oddly.
(laughs)
God, that must be stressful for you.
The PTSD must be really real.
It does kind of make me laugh though.
(laughs)
(both clapping)
- It doesn't sound as good with only two people.
I love your energy.
I think it's exactly what we're looking for in a roast.
Because it's the first joke, we're like taking you in,
taking in your look, taking in your vibe.
So the faster you can get to the punchline the better.
- The funny - Just for the first joke.
Right? - Yep.
- And then we're like in like, "Oh, funny. Okay, let's go."
- [Kendall] Okay.
- And then you have our trust.
- Totally.
Amanda Brugel, you know, we were very thankful
you took time out of your busy schedule
creating a show that only 50 year old white women
actually watch to be with us here tonight.
- I think you can go a little bit further.
- Oh.
- I don't know if it's roasty enough,
but your foundation is great.
- You have sort of a sweet, innocent face
which lets you get away with more rude stuff.
- Hi. - It's Adriana.
- Soy yo.
(Brad laughs)
Hi.
I know that I'm not the best in improv. We've seen it.
But I want the judges to see that I am funny.
I really want to surprise them.
I want to start by thanking Amanda for being here
because otherwise I would have felt in fucking Whoville
or some Tim Burton, creepy white shit.
(nervously chuckles)
Brad Goreski, the homosexual mayor of Whoville,
the gay poodle of bitches.
I love how you make me feel when you enter the room,
that smell of Silicon lube, poppers,
and bad decisions just gets me every time.
- Okay. Hold on one sec. I think we can start.
- Yeah. - Chit chatting.
- It might be a good idea to get some-
- Yeah - feedback.
There's a couple of parts that I think meander a little bit.
We need that joke. We need that meat.
- Miss Brooke Lynn Hytes,
the first time that I saw her in the workroom,
I thought for a minute that I was competing in Dragula shit.
She just came in and, "My queens."
Ah, the fuck.
Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, good.
Uh, fuck. Uh.
- Remember, and I'm saying this because I love Adriana,
she's so gorgeous and confident,
remember that who's delivering this roast, right?
So don't forget her spirit in there as well.
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you very much. Adriana. Bless.
- Kimora Amour.
So how do you feel?
- I am a nervous public speaker.
- Oh.
- But I love comedy.
If there is any challenge for me to win,
I feel like it's this one.
- Let's see what you got.
- So I'm starting with thanking Icesis
cause she is the one that is before me.
For all of you that don't know Icesis,
bitch complains about everything.
Almost like she's a rapper, my neck, my back.
Girl, if she had an ass,
we'd be talking about her crack too.
- Yes! (cheers)
And we're off.
- That's funny. Did you cut out "pussy" for a reason?
- Yeah. - [Brad] Okay.
- Because I didn't,
I wasn't too sure if I'm allowed to say it.
- You can say "pussy," so you can actually make it funnier.
- Okay. - [Brad] I think.
- I love pussy.
- You already have great energy,
but remember what we said about Snatch Game
about nuances too.
- Yes. I just need to get the flow, the rhythm.
My concept for this is hit 'em hard and hit 'em quick.
Pythia, bitch is so Greek she shits yogurt.
(laughs)
Baby, you wanna be Muhammad Ali out there,
float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Oh my gosh. Hi.
I like to think of myself as a funny person,
but I've never done a roast or live comedy,
so the pressure's on.
What a wonderful crowd. It makes them feel very appreciated.
(nervously chuckles)
Oh yeah, did I mention,
this is my very first time doing this.
I bet Brooke can't remember the last time
she said those words.
(giggles)
- Do you get that?
- Wait, I'm going to say it in Greek. Maybe it's funnier.
(speaks Greek)
No? Okay. You're a ho is what I'm saying.
Ah, cool.
Damn, your blonde wigs are really seeping in, aren't they?
Um, cool.
- I wouldn't start with the 'I'm not good at this'
or 'this is my first time.'
There's a thing sometimes with roasts, comedy stuff,
where people go,
"I'm really nervous or I hope this goes well,"
and everybody goes, "Oh, fuck, this is going to be bad."
- Yeah.
- So don't let us "eh."
Just tell, "I'm amazing. It's going to be so funny."
You know, just get to it.
- Up next, the queen who fell in the discount BDSM rack
of a sex shop and won a design challenge.
She's a true testament that anyone can make it these days,
Icesis Couture.
- I love it. - Great.
- Discount rack. Yes. I love it. I love it.
- Yeah, you should have seen her look last week.
You wouldn't have loved it.
- Do I sense a little shade?
- A little, a little bit.
- Listen, girl, throw it into your roast.
Ah.
- Ah. She has arrived.
(laughing)
- Oh, she is arrived. It's Icesis Couture.
- How did you find the process of writing jokes?
- I just looked around the room
and realized how terrible everybody was.
- Oh, shade.
- Oh, we're starting early.
- Oh my goodness. - What.
- It's getting hot.
(Icesis laughs)
- Welcome again to the roast of Miss Brooke Lynn Hytes.
Brooke, as in the face.
Lynn, as in that's a lot of fill in.
Mother, blink.
One blink for moisture. Two blinks for help.
Yeah? No? Is that- no.
- I would not do individual parts of her name,
but like Brooke Lynn Hytes, the blankety blank of blank.
- Okay. - Or go after something else,
her makeup, her songs-
- So I'm gonna skip that.
- [Emma] Yeah. - Okay.
Um, I kid, I kid.
Mother, you are the absolute beauty,
and as the fairytale goes, we have beauty and the beast.
And I point towards the sisters.
Please follow my hand as I direct your eyes
to the dog show to my right.
I'm slightly nervous because they weren't really laughing.
Is that too mean?
- No. - I'm not sure I follow.
- I don't want my cardio tomorrow
to be me trying to find my way to your punchline.
- Okay? - For sure.
- This is like, boom, boom, boom. Get out.
It's just a massive thing with time
because you're going to take some time away
from your sister.
- Yeah. I need to edit. For sure.
It's definitely going to be a long night.
- There she is. Gia Metric.
- Hi.
This is my first time reading jokes that I have written
and I'm definitely outside of my comfort zone.
So my entrance line is, "Who brought the gravy?
Just kidding, girls. I'm here."
- Okay. That's cute. - Okay.
- Calling myself the gravy.
- [Brad] Okay.
- We have for, um, for Brad, we have.
Brad, you're like the corn on the cob.
I'd love to butter you up, sprinkle some sugar on you,
and scream, "Yes, Daddy, give me all your money."
(laughs)
No. Okay.
- First of all, who puts sugar on corn?
- I was making like a sugar daddy reference.
- Oh. (laughs)
I was out at sugar. That's not a roast.
What else do you have?
- Um, Okay.
Emma, you're like the aunt who shows up,
but no one knows what side of the family you belong to.
You can sit with the kids tonight.
No? (chuckles)
- This is what I think your thing is,
you don't think you're a joke writer,
so you don't want to write the jokes.
- I think I'm struggling with being mean.
When I was younger, I had a lot of like anger issues.
I did not like the way that I was treating other people.
And I've worked so hard to like push away from like
being this mean person.
I feel like this is like the most shaky I've been
in the competition.
- Oh.
- This is like the challenge
that I knew was going to be the toughest for me.
- You're a queen and you have confidence
and every time you start telling a joke,
I feel like you shrink back.
Fuck it. Who cares? Just bring it.
- Now is like make or break time.
And you've got it all in you,
so like step your fucking pussy up
and write us a good roast.
- Gotcha.
- And wear a leotard with two legs.
(laughs)
(dance music) (screams)
- It's elimination day and it is roast day,
and I feel medium rare.
- Do you guys feel like when you get in drag,
you have this sort of like power of like a thousand people,
you know what I mean?
Like you're this sort of presence.
- Oh yeah. Absolutely.
- It's becoming a superhero.
- Yes, exactly. You're becoming a superhero.
- This is part of like why I do drag
and the reason why I named myself after such like
a respected figure in my culture.
Back home in Greece, being a feminine person is very taboo
especially as someone who is more masculine presenting.
And for me to claim that name is a way to sort of own back
that femininity that was taken away from me
as a young child.
- You know, when you're put down so much
for like being who you are,
the moment that we get to create something
and like be the writer, be the director,
and be the star of it.
It's so empowering.
- Mhmm.
- I would say the only struggle to that sometimes
is like then getting out of drag.
- [Pythia] Yeah.
- And feeling inadequate. Yeah.
- [Gia] Yeah, girl.
- There's like this social pressure in the gay community
not being hunk enough, not being skinny enough.
- Yeah. - [Gia] Yeah, yeah.
- It takes a toll
because that idea that you're not enough to be a gay man.
You're too fat. You're too fem.
You're too this. You're too that.
It's difficult because when I'm Kimora, baby, I'm a storm.
Out of drag, I am probably just a really big nerd.
Justin is very quiet and reserved.
And Kimora is this out of the world person
who is like my alter ego.
- No matter what like that power that we have in drag
is available to us out of drag too.
- [Kimora] It is. - Yeah.
- Cause we are that person, no matter what.
Maybe not physically,
maybe we don't have like 30 pounds of makeup on
and like two stacked wigs.
But like, you know, we still have that power.
- [Icesis] I do enjoy 30 pounds of makeup.
- [Pythia] We know.
(both laughing)
- Well, bitches, thank God drag has given us some tough skin
and baby, when we roast,
I hope Brooke Lynn has just as toughest skin
because we going to eat her the fuck alive.
- She does. - Yes.
- Have you seen her up close?
(everyone laughs)
♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪
(clapping)
- Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
She's always got a plan and she'll always take your man.
It's TV's Amanda Brugel.
- Under his eye.
- Which one?
- That one.
(Brooke laughs)
- He's the only man suited to be here. It's Brad Goreski.
- Hi, Brooke Lynn.
- Brad, have you ever had a roast?
- Oh, I love a good rump roast.
- Oh, what about a spit roast?
- Oh, I don't think I've ever had one of those.
- That really surprises me.
- Me too.
- And it's Canada's funny honey, Emma Hunter.
- Hi.
- How hard do those queens make you laugh?
- So hard that I peed a little.
In fact, I'm peeing right now.
- This week, we challenged our queens
to heat up the competition in the first ever
Canada's Drag Race roast of me.
Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
(jazzy game show music) (applause)
First up, Kendall Gender.
- Hello, bonjour, hi,
and welcome to the roast of Brooke Lynn Hytes.
Let's say hello to our judges.
(Brad laughs) (applause)
Hi, Emma.
- Hi.
- Oh my god, Emma, did you know that this week
I actually won the mini challenge?
It's true.
It was this really intense acting challenge
where I had to pretend to actually know who the fuck
you were when they said you were a judge this week.
(laughter)
I know. I was all like, "Ah, and scene."
(laughter)
And hello, Wendy Williams.
(laughter)
So happy to see you.
My goodness, I mean, Amanda Brugel. My bad.
Must be all those bodysuits I wear
they really cut off the circulation to the brain.
(laughter)
I am just so happy that you took time
out of your busy schedule of creating a show
that only 50 year old white women actually watch
to be with us today.
(laughter)
Speaking of 50 year old white women, hi Brad.
- Hi! (laughter)
- Oh my God, Kendall, work.
She is on fire.
- Brad is a fashion stylist.
It basically means that he's not talented enough
to be a fashion designer,
and yet he's too ugly to be an actual celebrity.
- [Emma] Aww.
- Did you know that Brad is actually my middle name?
- No. - I know.
Ugh, I'm sorry for that useless bit of information,
almost as useless as getting a makeup critique
from a drag queen that doesn't even paint her own
fucking face.
(laughter)
Brooke Lynn Hytes, everybody!
When we were getting an explanation about this whole roast,
they were like, "The roast is going to be about the icon,
the legend, the star, the Queen of the North."
And I like everyone assumed that meant Priyanka.
(laughter)
But no, no.
They meant the queen that gave herself that title
instead of actually winning the fucking crown.
(laughter)
(jazzy game show music) - Ooh.
- Speaking of people will never win the crown,
please prepare yourself for the mediocre comedic stylings
of Adriana.
(applause)
- It is an honor to be here
to do some juicy Brooke Lynn Hytes cooking.
Yes, hmm.
We have very special guests tonight,
but I want to start by thanking our adorable- sorry.
I want to start by thanking our more affordable,
but not less lovable Michelle Visage, Amanda Brugel.
Because without you,
this panel would be whiter than Pythia's dancing.
(laughter)
Brooke Lynn, I see so much of myself in you.
I mean, you're quiet, beautiful, but still a fucking bitch.
You told me last week that you saw my versatility,
but were are you blind the whole season?
I've never topped and bottomed so hard in my life.
(laughter)
I mean, I'm sure you have, Brad, but no, I haven't.
And it hurt.
I am like Synthia, Kendall, and Gia's trio, just destroyed.
(laughter)
Back to Trinity The Tuck.
(Brooke laughs)
You are an icon, a role model, just judging these bitches
and looking like the youngest fucking cock destroyer.
(laughter)
Those are mother fucking goals.
(applause) (jazzy game show music)
- What's up, y'all? What's up?
My name is Gia Metric. Take in this beauty, honey.
I am painted. I am snatched.
The tape is tight. Brooke Lynn, take note.
Last week, I saw your tape flapping in the wind.
We don't want that. That's all we're going to say. Yes.
Now, one thing I like to say about my beauty
is that it does not make me funny,
but it sure gets me a lot of dick, bitches.
(Gia cheers) (laughter)
I have had so many dicks in my mouth.
(clears throat)
- Gia is on the struggle bus.
- She gags, but does it feel good.
- Hell no. I'm not buying a ticket to that show.
I am scared. I want to go home. I need an adult.
- And now the guest of honor, Brooke Lynn Hytes.
Let's talk about your face.
Oh, pardon me, your new face.
- Thank you. (laughter)
- It reminds me of one of those pussy cat wall clocks
made of cheap, hard plastic,
and all that moves are those wonky shifty eyes.
It's like, did you smell burnt toast?
- The claws are out, mama.
- You old, bitch.
Your face is so stiff if I had a rock,
we can knock them together to make a fire.
Then we could actually get this roast cooking. Am I right?
(applause)
- Thank you. Thank you so much for the warm welcome.
I'm Greek, right?
So when I heard roast, I thought like the whole Greek,
Easter shebang,
and we saw the grease paint on a guest judge,
it might as well be.
(laughter)
Us drag queens, we have a lot of cover-up techniques,
so ask us for some tips if you need.
Just don't ask Adriana.
Yeah, she's a little rough. A little though.
Let's see.
And the honored guest of the night, Miss Brooke Lynn Hytes.
Bitch, I am so scared to roast you
in this environmental crisis
because what if the ozone layer makes more holes
with all the chemicals burning off?
It's so hard to take advice from her sometimes
because her face doesn't move.
She's like, "Make me laugh."
- I'm still waiting.
(laughter)
- I know. I'm like, I'm like- (nervously chuckles)
You're not laughing? Well, you know what?
We weren't laughing with your snatch game, either.
(laughter)
Celine Dion, more like Celine, be gone.
Anyways, I believe we are running out of time,
so give it up for Icesis Couture.
(applause)
- [Amanda] Oh. - Hey.
- Thank you so much, Pythia, for that hilarious roast.
Since we're roasting, I'm going to try one on you.
Are you ready?
Pythia, you're this week's design challenge winner.
(laughter)
- Oh my God.
Tell me how bad of a designer I am. Tell me. I want it.
- A wide lens and a warning would really help out this cast.
(laughter)
Could you imagine this pack of bulldog looking heifers
running around loose in the world?
They are the reason we spay and neuter our pets.
(laughter)
But enough about the cast of Snow Dogs
and Kimora as Cuba Gooding Jr.
(laughter)
Bay-ba-bay-bay.
(laughter)
Now to the judges.
Brad, not only are you an accomplished designer,
you're also a wonderful author.
The book was called Born to be Brad.
Let's all pause for the sheer genius
that is the title of that book.
Just think about it.
He was like born and then named like Brad,
so he was like born to be Brad.
(laughter)
Emma Hunter, the host of Pop Quiz.
Since Emma seems to enjoy playing games,
let's play one ourselves.
I'll give you all five seconds to Google
"who the fuck is Emma Hunter?"
(laughter)
The winner gets Emma Hunter. You're welcome, Emma.
I hope your stay here was comfortable, whoever you are.
(jazzy game show music) (applause)
- That bitch is funny.
- I'm fucking good at this.
(laughter)
- Girl, you're not even getting to Brooke Lynn
in a roast about Brooke Lynn?
(Icesis speaking Spanish)
Where are the Brooke Lynn jokes?
- Now to the man of the hour.
- [Producer] Wrap it up. Wrap it up.
- That raw throated dumpster fire of a monstrosity
you called Celine is almost as bad as that cock destroyer
of a throat you used to sing that single.
(laughter)
Ra-tee-tee-tah. Oh? I'm done? Oh, no.
Oh my God. And we're done?
I have two more pages.
I just want to do in the rest my jokes.
Thank you so much.
(applause)
- Icesis went over her fucking time.
Light was blinking, bitch. Light was blinking.
Thank you, Icesis Couture.
For all of you who don't know Icesis,
she is the mother fucking grumpiest drag queen ever.
This bitch complains about pain like no one's business.
She thinks she's like a rapper from the year 2000.
My neck. My back.
If this bitch had an ass,
we'd be hearing about her pussy and her crack too.
(laughter)
Speaking of sisters, Kendall Gender is here.
If Drake in drag is your fantasy, look no further.
(laughter)
Adriana, do you understand the words
that are coming out of my mouth?
- No. - See, you fucking suck.
- That was mean.
- And now our panel.
- Oh God.
- Stacy McKenzie is here.
(laughter)
What? Amanda Brugel?
From that show with the bitches with the hoods?
Oh, I'm not fucking with her.
(laughter)
Brad Goreski, everyone.
Brad, I'd ask who you're wearing,
but it's clear to me that you're being dressed
by little trolls made of candy
because every time fucking I look at you,
I taste the fucking rainbow.
And now for the maid of honor,
first runner-up to Yvie Oddly, Miss Brooke Lynn Hytes.
Brooke, I have to thank you for setting the bar so low
on snatch game.
But, really, all jokes aside, Brooke,
you are the pride and joy of Canada.
- Aw.
- It's a shame
it took 15 CCS of hieratic acid
for you to look this fucking stunning.
Bitch, let me tell you something.
Your face is fucking full like a bottom in a bath house.
- Oh. - Wow. Okay.
Watching Kimora,
this is just like definitely not what I expected.
- I am Kimora Amour
and I am here in the same mother fucking hair.
Why? Because I fucking bought it.
Good night. Thank you very much.
And this was the roast of Miss Brooke Lynn Hytes.
(laughter) (applause)
(techno music)
- Category is Dungeons and Drag Queens.
First up, Gia Metric.
Oh, it's Lizard McGuire. She is serving you lizard queen.
Watch out because her tail might trip ya.
This look is one in a chameleon.
- I'm taking it slow
and letting them know that I have nowhere to be
but right here.
- [Brooke Lynn] Next up, Adriana.
- Ooh, creature from the gay lagoon.
- I'm walking that runway giving you old couture fashion.
This mix of insect, animal, fish.
This weird mix with beauty and I feel fantastic.
- She's really fishing for compliments with this one.
- [Brooke Lynn] Icesis Couture.
- I am THE evil queen.
- Introducing her Royal Vag-esty.
(Brooke Lynn laughs)
- I am wearing a custom crown that I made myself.
I want the judges to know what it would look like
when they put the crown on my head.
- Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
Who's the dragiest of them all?
- It's me.
(laughter)
I want to show them that I am that bitch.
- [Brooke Lynn] Next, Kendall Gender.
- I am stomping this runway
like I am heading straight to Mordor, bitch.
I'm giving you sexy, sexy elf shimmering from head to toe.
- I'd put that elf on my shelf.
- She's is going to steal the kingdom and your man.
She is the Lord of the cock rings.
- [Brooke Lynn] Kimora Amour.
- I am the Raven. She's dark. She's mysterious.
She's sequined and feather to the holy high heavens.
- Chirp chirp, bitch.
- [Brooke Lynn] Did she just flip me the bird?
- Baby, I am fluttering.
I am blowing those wings. This bitch can fly.
- I can always use a good wing woman.
- [Brooke Lynn] And finally, Pythia.
- I am strutting down the runway
wearing a beautiful Victorian maidens outfit.
Then bam, I am a centaur.
(laughter)
- [Brooke Lynn] Welcome to the main stage
of Canada's Horse Race.
- I made this whole thing.
It's a living, walking drag puppet.
- Oh, you can tell she loves to be ridden bareback.
So do I.
- Welcome back, you fucking bitches.
(laughter)
It is now time for the judges' critiques.
First up, Icesis Couture.
- Yesterday, I was definitely a little worried about you.
- Okay.
- And tonight, big fucking plot twist.
You really came through and you made the crowd laugh.
- You might not know my name,
but I fucking know yours because that was incredible.
You took every note we said, you applied them,
and then you slayed.
And the confidence was just pouring out of you.
The only issue was time.
- I know.
- [Emma] You gotta stick to the time.
- You went on too long,
and unfortunately rules are there for a reason.
And you didn't get to me in time.
- Yeah.
- And it was about me. It was about me.
But just to see you open up
and see you have this personality is amazing.
- You were comfortable and confident.
And you finally were the person that we knew was in there.
- [Brooke Lynn] Kimora Amour.
- Hello.
- So I'm going to start with your look.
In the roast, was the most beautiful I've ever seen you.
- Thank you.
- And your look on the runway tonight, I love aspects of it.
I think the wings are beautiful
and I know you love a feather, but it does not fit well.
And I think that's number one thing for a nude illusion.
Also, I know you're going for a fantasy thing,
but I can't even really see your eyes
cause your eyelashes are so heavy.
- In terms of the roast, yesterday,
I thought you were so clearly the front runner.
I thought the jokes were great.
I thought the energy was great. And then today,
(stutters)
Where are you?
- [Brooke Lynn] You came out and you were so serious.
- There were a couple of really funny ones in there,
but it was just low energy for me.
- That was my attempt at trying to do levels
cause everyone knows me.
I'm at a hundred all the time.
- But you didn't do levels.
You did a different level and then you just stayed there.
- [Amanda] Gia Metric.
- Hi, Amanda.
- I love this look.
- Thank you.
- It's swamp thing,
but very chic and I felt your runway was very confident.
- I'm really enjoying the fantasy tonight,
but your roast didn't really work.
You spent almost two minutes talking about yourself.
- Take in this beauty, honey.
- Which was kind of funny,
but it was not really the roast.
- A lot of the jokes seemed mean spirited.
Don't get upset. I'm not offended. I'm fine.
- This was a very challenging week for me.
I've put so much time into growing as a person
and to not be mean.
- It's absolutely terrifying
not knowing the lines of crude, cruel, witty.
It's the dance you have to do.
Was it a little harsh at times? For sure.
But the one thing I really loved was your commitment.
- Thank you.
- Adriana.
- Hi.
- Tell me about this runway look.
- This is a Terri Rudler Peschka.
- Wow. You look beautiful.
It's stunning. It's breath taking.
- I'm a little torn because it is a recreation
and this is Drag Race.
And I kind of want to see your drag.
- Your roast was hit and miss.
- It was a bit awkward at the beginning
because I could tell you were incredibly nervous
and you kept referring to your notes,
but then you hit a stride and you lifted yourself back up
and powered through.
- I can't believe yesterday versus today.
I think you took the notes like a champion.
My hat goes off to you.
- Kendall Gender.
- Hello.
- I just, I don't know. I wasn't like super into it.
I was obsessed with it.
Oh my goodness, girl. You showed up.
- You went first.
You assigned yourself to go first
and you really just knocked it out of the park.
- You got us all into it immediately.
You grabbed us with the first joke.
To me, it felt like you've been doing roasts for a while
which is annoying because I've been doing it for decades.
- You we're so prepared.
I think you're the only person who was off book.
- It was quick.
And you made some really funny jokes
like about Priyanka being the Queen of the North.
That's hysterical because she's not.
- Oh.
- Like that's what made it even funnier.
(laughs)
- You're always beautiful.
But style-wise, that look for me, was your sweet spot.
In terms of your runway tonight,
I think that you definitely fit the criteria
for what we're doing.
- This is very fantasy.
I could see this character in a video game.
So I enjoyed that part of it.
- I'll take it.
- Pythia.
- Hello.
- You've got a little-
there's a little something behind you.
Oh!
- This old thing?
- I've seen a lot of reveals and I was not expecting it.
I love the humor and excitement
and just creativity you bring to the runway.
- I am not a Dungeons and Dragons person,
because I was always too busy getting laid and doing drugs.
(laughs)
But this Bo Peep, horse ass, Mad Hatter, whatever it is,
it's just breathtaking.
- Thank you.
- The roast.
You definitely had some good moments, a lot of bad moments.
- It felt like you were very self-conscious
the whole way through,
which is not something that I associate with you.
- Honestly, I don't really get comedy.
Like I don't,
I'm the person that has to like Google jokes
and stuff like that.
- For you, when you lean into your weirdness
and you accept that and appreciate it and celebrate it,
it's really funny.
I feel like that's something you can take over
into stand up comedy.
Thank you, queens.
While you untuck in the workroom,
the judges will deliberate
and try to figure out who the fuck Emma Hunter is.
Do you know them? (Emma laughs)
(dance music)
- Honestly, that was more terrifying than a Snatch Game.
And the judges confirmed my worries with their critiques.
- [Kendall] How do you even sit down right now?
- I just want to crawl under my big bustle
and just stay there.
Obviously comedy is not my strong suit.
I did my best and we'll see what happens.
If I have to lip sync tonight, they should be worried.
I have four legs. I can trip a bitch.
(laughs)
- I feel that we're in this point of the competition
that the judges are going to ask us who should go home?
Are you ready to give that out?
- Say me. I'm ready to go home.
- Oh. - [Icesis] Whoa.
- Girl, what?
What is happening right now? Is she serious?
- I have done my best. And I have reached my peak.
All the pressure on me and that I'm putting on myself
just makes me feel that I'm not enough.
And at this point, if I'm not enough,
I have to just bow out.
- I don't want you to hear like a few negative things
that they said to completely derail you
because you're amazing.
How could you want to leave so far into this competition?
Like you've worked so hard and done such an amazing job.
Now is not the time to give up.
The judges haven't made any decisions yet,
so I don't want you-
- I know.
- You cannot go in with that mentality.
- It's not a mentality. It's a fact.
I wanted this challenge so much.
I wanted this win to solidify why I deserve
to be in this top five.
I personally know when I'm done.
I'm not going to win that crown.
- I never thought that this far in the competition,
these words would be coming out of somebody's mouth.
More than being shocked, I am feeling heartbroken.
I don't want to see her go.
Everyone can say, "You know what?
There are many bitches who wanted this spot
and you're walking away."
- [Gia] Well, yeah, I fucking want to be here.
- [Icesis] Same. I want to be here.
- I want to be here so much.
You are here.
You committed to this experience and you give it your all.
- Bitch, I'm not walking away. I just know my limits.
- I understand. She's an old, bitch. She's tired.
If you don't want to be here, then start packing.
What else is there to say?
- Okay. Just between us funny girls, what did you think?
Starting with Gia Metric.
- I loved her runway look.
It was a very interesting take on the theme.
For me, her roast was all over the place.
She spent two minutes talking about herself
at the beginning.
- It was like we were watching her warm herself up,
and in this stage in the competition,
there's no time for that.
- A lot of times I was laughing,
but I was not laughing for the right reasons.
I was laughing cause I was like,
"Ha ha this is uncomfortable."
Up next, Kendall Gender.
- Kendall knocked it out of the park.
The jokes were rapid fire. It was well put together.
And she took us on a ride and she opened.
- It is so hard to go first.
And she didn't know,
but she was the warmup for the rest of the queens.
- She looked stunning in the roast and the look tonight,
even though it didn't pop for me,
she still checked all the criteria for the runway challenge.
- The color of the draping, it was drab,
but it was better that way
than if it had just been a body suit.
- Yeah.
It's like putting a snake on a turtleneck.
- [Brooke Lynn] What did we think of Kimora Amour?
- The look tonight on the runway,
this nude illusion with the completely different skin tone,
and then the baggy arms were a huge disappointment.
- I love Kimora's pageant background,
but tonight the polish was not there for me either.
- And then the roast, she was so serious and so very stern.
- And that's not Kimora.
That's not the Kimora we've come to know and love.
- There was just a mess of not getting the tone
of the roast quite right,
and as a result of all that kind of falling flat up.
- Up next, Icesis Couture.
- The runway look was gorgeous.
Icesis's level of taste is impeccable.
- If I were the other queens,
Icesis would be the one stressing me the fuck out.
- Her jokes were so funny and they hit hard
and she had so many of them.
She was so comfortable. You could tell she was having fun.
- She came out of her shell so much
that she took up most of everyone else's time.
- This is a competition. There are rules.
You were given a certain amount of time
and she didn't even get to me by the time her time was up.
- Yeah. - And that's a problem.
Adriana.
She looked beautiful at the roast
and also on the runway tonight.
The runway look was spectacular.
I didn't mind that it was a replica.
I thought she presented it well.
The roast for me, it started off quite weak.
You could see how nervous she was.
- Some of it fell flat, but there were some really,
really funny moments in there.
- The thing that I love about Adriana
is that she's a fighter.
She stumbled a bit, had to rely on her notes,
but won me over because she pushed through.
- [Brooke Lynn] Okay. Pythia.
- She blows me away every time she steps out on this runway.
- I see her looks week after week
and it's never something I've seen before.
- I definitely see such a star quality in her.
I just want her to start seeing it herself as well.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- In the roast,
you could really see her second guessing herself.
- The jokes were there. The delivery was not.
And so the set fell flat.
But the ass.
- Was not flat.
- No.
- All right. I think we've made a decision.
Bring back our loons.
(bird call noises)
Welcome back, queens. We have made some decisions.
Pythia, in the roast,
you didn't have a leg to stand on.
But on the runway, you got back in the saddle. You are safe.
- Thank you.
- You may move to the back of the stage.
Kimora Amour, your personality is a breath of fresh air,
but in the roast, you hit some turbulence.
I'm sorry, my dear. But you are up for elimination,
Kendall Gender, at the roast today,
you were the queen of comedy.
Con-drag-ulations,
you are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
(dance music)
- I won! Ah!
My first mini and maxi challenge. Bitch, this was my week.
- You have won a $2.500 gift certificate
and $5.000 cash courtesy of Vitaly.
- [Gia] Yes, bitch. (applause)
- Oh my God. Wow. Thank you so much.
- You may move to the back of the stage.
Icesis Couture, you are safe.
- Thank you so much.
- And great job this week.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Gia Metric, your runway gave us life.
- Thank you.
- But in the roast, you flat lined.
I'm sorry, my dear. But you were up for elimination.
- Adriana, that means you are safe.
- Thank you so much.
- You may join the others.
Two Queens stand before us.
Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare
a lip-sync performance of "Get Down" by b4-4.
This is your last chance to impress the judges
and save yourself from elimination.
The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
- At this point in the competition,
I feel present and grounded.
- Mentally, I've left the building,
but at the same time, I'm going to put on a show.
- Good luck and don't fuck it up.
♪ I will be the one to love and comfort you ♪
♪ From now until the day I die ♪
♪ I will take you places that you only think ♪
♪ About when you're asleep at night ♪
♪ Let me take the time to understand ♪
♪ And I will set your spirit free ♪
(clapping)
♪ If you get down on me ♪
♪ I'll get down on you ♪
♪ I will do anything ♪
♪ That you want me to ♪
♪ It's a game of give and take ♪
♪ To make it through ♪
♪ So if you get down on me ♪
♪ I'll get down on you tonight ♪
♪ I'm not the type to change your mind ♪
♪ If you wanna take it slow ♪
♪ No pressure to go all the way ♪
♪ There's other places we can go ♪
♪ Anytime is the right time to reveal it ♪
♪ When two people fall as deep as you and me ♪
♪ So tell me what you're thinkin' ♪
♪ I wanna know- ♪
- This song is so dumb,
I don't even know how to lip sync to this shit.
I'm just thinking, "Be an annoying bird."
♪ If you get down on me ♪
- [Gia voiceover] This is not a couples routine, hun.
We are not doing a Dosey Doe.
♪ It's a game of give and take ♪
♪ To make it through ♪
♪ So if you get down on me ♪
♪ I'll get down on you tonight ♪
♪ I will be the one to love and comfort you ♪
♪ From now until the day I die ♪
♪ I will take you places that you only think ♪
♪ About when you're asleep at night ♪
- I am lip syncing for my life to stay in this competition,
and I have this bird trying to perch on my shoulder.
A seagull trying to eat my lunch and it's like,
"No, bitch! No, bitch. It's my food."
♪ If you get down on me ♪
♪ I'll get down on you ♪
- Is it done yet?
♪ That you want me to ♪
♪ It's a game of give and take ♪
♪ To make it through ♪
♪ So if you get down on me ♪
♪ I'll get down on you tonight ♪
(applause)
- That was confusing.
- Before we announce our decision,
I have to ask what was happening there?
- I did whatever came to my head.
I wasn't present at all.
Jesus.
- We just wanted you to know that it was weird as shit.
- Queens, we've made our decision.
Gia Metric, shantay, you stay.
You may join the other girls.
- Thank you, judges.
- Kimora Amour,
you came here already a seasoned queen,
but today you fly away a star.
- I am so appreciative for every day
I have spent with every single one of you.
Thank you so much.
- Now, sashay away.
(applause)
- We love you.
- I will always keep you wanting Amour
(laughter)
- [Emma] There she goes.
- I'm feeling like in my last moment,
I let down my community
because that's not the way I wanted to leave.
Kimora Amour brings light. She brings happiness.
I brought some funny, I brought good fashion,
and, bitch, you ain't never seen a big bitch walk like that.
I promise you that.
- Con-drag-ulations.
(cheers)
You live to slay another day,
and remember, stay true, north strong, and fierce.
Now let the music play.
♪ You wear it well ♪
♪ French tip, lipstick, painted on ♪
♪ You wear it well ♪
♪ Value sure suits you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ohh ♪
♪ Work it for me work it for me me ♪
♪ You wear it you wear it you wear it well ♪
- [RuPaul Voiceover] Next time on Canada's Drag Race.
- Each of you will play chaperone
to the draggiest prom ever.
- A makeover!
- Now is the opportunity
to make this the queerest prom of all time.
- Okay. Does her girl want some help?
- Mama's here to show you how it's done.
- You can do it, baby.
- Oh.
This is definitely your child.
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
- You are an absolute goddess tonight.
- But did you got mother/daughter from them?
- [Both] No.
(dance music)