1 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:10,967 Okay, how's this for a slogan? 2 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,013 "Woodstone Mansion: your one-stop shop 3 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:14,797 "for events and sleeping over, 4 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:17,887 followed by breakfast the next morning"? 5 00:00:17,930 --> 00:00:20,281 That's not a slogan, that is a description of a B and B. 6 00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:23,327 What do you think? Maybe... 7 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:24,850 She does not like that. 8 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:26,591 What do you mean? She said "maybe." 9 00:00:26,635 --> 00:00:28,245 You poor, simple brute. 10 00:00:28,289 --> 00:00:30,726 "Maybe" means she hates it and she's letting him down easy. 11 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:32,423 Mm, I've been using that for years. 12 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:34,382 Told Al Capone that every time he invited me 13 00:00:34,425 --> 00:00:36,253 to the Hotsy Totsy Club. 14 00:00:36,297 --> 00:00:38,168 Well, what do we have here? 15 00:00:38,212 --> 00:00:39,493 Oh, we're just working on the website 16 00:00:39,517 --> 00:00:40,953 for the bed-and-breakfast. 17 00:00:40,997 --> 00:00:44,087 Still? Good God, it's not the Magna Carta, Sam. 18 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:46,481 Chop, chop. The ghosts are in here. 19 00:00:46,524 --> 00:00:48,091 Oh, I assume they're everywhere. 20 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:50,398 That's why I shower with a bathing suit. 21 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:52,400 That's true. It's got little duckies on it. 22 00:00:52,443 --> 00:00:55,490 Okay, all right, I-I think we're just overthinking this. 23 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:57,492 It doesn't need to be groundbreaking. 24 00:00:57,535 --> 00:00:59,581 Some pics, some directions, 25 00:00:59,624 --> 00:01:01,844 a way for people to pay us money. No, no, Jay, 26 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:04,455 this website is our first impression to the world. 27 00:01:04,499 --> 00:01:06,588 Okay, fine. I'll just let you handle it, 28 00:01:06,631 --> 00:01:08,068 but please get it done 29 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:09,610 'cause we need this place to open soon, 30 00:01:09,634 --> 00:01:11,549 so we can earn a living. I know. 31 00:01:11,593 --> 00:01:14,204 Or we need to find another valuable ghost watch, 32 00:01:14,248 --> 00:01:16,424 but you are taking it off the next corpse. 33 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:19,775 Oh... What is my life even? 34 00:01:19,818 --> 00:01:20,863 You know, 35 00:01:20,906 --> 00:01:22,082 I can actually recite 36 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,648 a great deal of the Magna Carta 37 00:01:23,692 --> 00:01:25,302 if anybody's interested. 38 00:01:25,346 --> 00:01:27,565 It might be a fun way to pass the time. 39 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:29,915 Maybe... 40 00:01:31,961 --> 00:01:33,049 That means no. 41 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,449 Come on, that's not a foul. 42 00:01:41,492 --> 00:01:43,494 No way. That's just good defending. 43 00:01:43,538 --> 00:01:45,211 Pete agrees and says it was just good defending. 44 00:01:45,235 --> 00:01:46,497 You see? Pete gets it. 45 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:47,977 Literally the perfect guy to watch 46 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:49,128 a game with, aside from the fact 47 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:50,675 that I can't see him or hear him. 48 00:01:50,719 --> 00:01:52,155 But we don't let that stop us. 49 00:01:52,199 --> 00:01:53,480 Pete says you don't let that stop you. 50 00:01:53,504 --> 00:01:56,116 So, since you're here, 51 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:59,162 I'm assuming you finished the copy for our website. 52 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:02,165 Pete says, "Good hustle on the backboards," 53 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:03,514 and he wants to talk about that. 54 00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:04,950 Good hustle on the backboards? 55 00:02:04,994 --> 00:02:06,604 What does that even mean? 56 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:09,868 Sam, Pete would never say that nonsense. You're stalling, 57 00:02:09,912 --> 00:02:12,001 and you need to get that cute little gummy bear butt 58 00:02:12,044 --> 00:02:13,959 back in the office and finish our website. 59 00:02:14,003 --> 00:02:16,005 Is it gummy bears or butts you have a thing for? 60 00:02:16,048 --> 00:02:17,485 I don't have to choose. 61 00:02:17,528 --> 00:02:20,401 Seriously, Pete and I will be fine without you. 62 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:21,706 You sure? Pete? 63 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:23,969 Yeah, we'll be fine. I think. 64 00:02:24,013 --> 00:02:26,581 Pete and I can sit here in comfortable silence. 65 00:02:26,624 --> 00:02:29,627 Okay, well, I guess I will leave you to it. 66 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:31,673 Okay. Love you. 67 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:32,935 Love you. 68 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:35,503 Oh! Damn! Pete, did you see that? 69 00:02:35,546 --> 00:02:36,591 Let's do the thing. 70 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:38,549 Ooh! Ooh! Here we go. 71 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:46,229 Did we nail it? 'Cause I feel like we nailed it. 72 00:02:46,253 --> 00:02:48,646 Oh, we nailed it. I think, deep down, you know we nailed it. 73 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:51,214 Yup, no idea. 74 00:02:57,699 --> 00:02:58,656 How's it coming? Uh... 75 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:00,267 Uh, working. 76 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:02,138 Working or watching YouTube videos of dogs 77 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,661 being reunited with their owners? 78 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:05,881 He was stationed in Guam for three years, 79 00:03:05,924 --> 00:03:07,926 but Argus still recognized him right away. 80 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:09,145 Hmm. Okay, okay. 81 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,234 Fine. I'm totally stuck. 82 00:03:11,278 --> 00:03:13,715 Well, look, I get it. Storyteller back in my day. 83 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:15,195 It was an oral tradition, 84 00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:17,153 but I liked to put my own spin on things, 85 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:20,025 and sometimes the inspiration wasn't coming so fast. 86 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:22,158 You do get it. Writing's the worst. 87 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,769 I should've listened to my mom and done something safer, 88 00:03:24,813 --> 00:03:26,423 like go to law school. 89 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:27,903 My dad was the same way. 90 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:29,272 When I told him I wanted to be a storyteller, 91 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:30,360 he didn't think it was a good idea. 92 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,351 What if you don't have the gift? 93 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:44,006 I always wanted to be a storyteller, 94 00:03:44,049 --> 00:03:46,530 but I didn't have the gift. 95 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:48,291 I don't want you to go through that disappointment. 96 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:51,361 Yeah, I want to try. I think I have it in me. 97 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:53,494 Maybe try something safer, 98 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:55,800 like hunter or warrior? 99 00:03:55,844 --> 00:03:58,281 Yeah. Great. 100 00:03:58,325 --> 00:04:00,849 Across cultures and centuries, parents still find a way 101 00:04:00,892 --> 00:04:02,677 to put their own crap on us, huh? 102 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,201 Sam, how dare you disrespect my father like that? 103 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:10,032 I was kidding. Man, you're fun to mess with. 104 00:04:10,075 --> 00:04:11,947 Hey, maybe I'm overstepping, 105 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:15,080 but I literally have nothing to do, ever, so... 106 00:04:15,124 --> 00:04:16,604 do you want some help? 107 00:04:16,647 --> 00:04:18,910 Seriously? That would be amazing. 108 00:04:18,954 --> 00:04:20,390 Thank you, Sass. All right. 109 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:22,305 Well, let's get started, then. 110 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:23,915 Great. Yeah. 111 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:26,309 Right after we watch this elderly lady's corgi 112 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:28,746 welcome her back from six weeks in the ICU. 113 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:31,009 Aw, look at the stubby little legs. 114 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:33,664 Oh, my God, pass the ball! 115 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:36,188 Who does he think he is, Pistol Pete Maravich? 116 00:04:36,232 --> 00:04:38,626 I assume you saw that, Pete. 117 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:40,280 If you're even still here. 118 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:42,717 Of course I saw it, and I made a very pithy comment. 119 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,153 Ugh, this is frustrating. 120 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:46,024 I can talk basketball with you, Pete. 121 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:48,351 Oh, that's very sweet, Flower, but you don't need to do that. 122 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:49,941 No, seriously. I grew up playing. 123 00:04:49,985 --> 00:04:51,378 I had three older brothers. 124 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:53,118 Oh, that sounds nice, but Jay and I 125 00:04:53,162 --> 00:04:54,555 have a whole shorthand, you know. 126 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:56,078 It's kind of our thing. 127 00:04:56,121 --> 00:04:57,751 We don't just talk basketball with anyone. 128 00:04:57,775 --> 00:05:00,212 All right, I'll be back tomorrow with those baseboards. 129 00:05:00,256 --> 00:05:02,302 Oh, Syracuse, nice. They're looking good this year. 130 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:04,042 You're a fan? Love college ball. 131 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:05,130 What is happening? 132 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:06,610 Aw, they're connecting. 133 00:05:06,654 --> 00:05:08,351 You want to hang out and watch the game? 134 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:12,137 I'm supposed to help my wife with TurboTax today, so... 135 00:05:12,181 --> 00:05:13,965 hell yeah, let's do this. 136 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:15,532 Okay, well, there's not really room 137 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:19,101 on the couch. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 138 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:22,104 Sam! Sam! Oh, it hurts so much! 139 00:05:28,066 --> 00:05:29,566 Okay, so, from these other hotel websites 140 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:30,784 you've shown me, it seems like these things 141 00:05:30,808 --> 00:05:31,959 are generally pretty dry and boring. 142 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:33,158 Exactly, and I really want us 143 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:34,682 to stand out. 144 00:05:34,725 --> 00:05:36,379 Ooh, ooh! I have an idea. What, what, what? 145 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:38,120 What if the website is written 146 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:40,731 from the perspective of a tree? 147 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:43,386 A tree? Yeah. 148 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,277 Who's been on the property for hundreds of years. 149 00:05:45,301 --> 00:05:47,825 It's sort of like how us ghosts have been here for a long time 150 00:05:47,869 --> 00:05:49,261 and seen all kinds of change. 151 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:51,176 Oh, he's like the narrator. 152 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:53,570 It's very clever. Ooh, ooh, ooh, 153 00:05:53,614 --> 00:05:56,007 and we'll call him... Wait for it... Woody 154 00:05:56,051 --> 00:05:57,400 'cause he's a tree. 155 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:58,923 What do you think? Do you like it? 156 00:05:58,967 --> 00:06:01,535 Maybe... 157 00:06:01,578 --> 00:06:03,972 Did you just "maybe" me? 158 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:05,713 Maybe. 159 00:06:05,756 --> 00:06:08,280 Ah... and one! Yeah! 160 00:06:08,324 --> 00:06:09,934 That's what I'm talking about! 161 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:12,067 That's what I'm talking about. 162 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:13,634 Pete, why did you bring us in here? 163 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:15,549 Because Jay brought a friend 164 00:06:15,592 --> 00:06:18,247 into what used to be our special thing and... 165 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:20,205 Guess what, Jay. I got friends, too. 166 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:23,165 You know he can't even hear us. Is the plan to make him jealous? 167 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:25,907 No, no. The plan is to have fun with my ghost bros. 168 00:06:25,950 --> 00:06:28,431 Right? Ah! Okay. 169 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:30,694 Uh, hey, Thor, you like hoops, right? 170 00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:32,000 What is hoops? 171 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:33,393 Seriously? It... Basketball? 172 00:06:33,436 --> 00:06:35,307 The hoop is the basket the ball goes in. 173 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:37,571 Thor like putting head of Dane in basket. 174 00:06:37,614 --> 00:06:40,269 - Give basket to Dane's mother. - Surprise! 175 00:06:40,312 --> 00:06:42,314 Very funny. 176 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:44,491 I love hoops. I dated a Knicks City Dancer once. 177 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:46,643 Okay, this is not the kind of sports talk that Jay and I do. 178 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:48,843 We talk strategy and basketball history. 179 00:06:48,886 --> 00:06:51,454 I don't remember this game. When was it invented? 180 00:06:51,498 --> 00:06:53,804 1891 in Springfield, Massachusetts. 181 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:55,980 Another beer? Come on. 182 00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:58,722 Massachusetts? Well, it must be a game for simpletons. 183 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:02,422 No, there-there were some nice people there, 184 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:04,380 but certainly a lesser colony. 185 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,991 Okay, this isn't working. I-I tried, but you guys 186 00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:09,864 just aren't Jay when it comes to classic basketball hangs. 187 00:07:09,907 --> 00:07:11,822 You can leave. Oh, thank God. 188 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,739 Well, hey, I can stay and watch with you, Pete. 189 00:07:15,783 --> 00:07:18,568 What's the point? This is a bust. 190 00:07:21,136 --> 00:07:23,225 We literally can't open the hotel 191 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:24,550 until this website is up and running, 192 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:25,894 so we better figure something out. 193 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:27,403 A lot of people would argue 194 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,492 that we did figure this out two hours ago. 195 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:31,929 Oh, my God, are you trying to bring up the tree thing again? 196 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:32,930 It's hilarious. 197 00:07:32,974 --> 00:07:34,149 Yeah, it just, 198 00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:35,411 it seemed sort of familiar. 199 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,761 Oh, and "Make our home your home" 200 00:07:37,805 --> 00:07:39,502 is truly groundbreaking. 201 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:42,462 Hey, you two, uh, would you come in here a second? 202 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:44,507 You know what? Yes, please, bring them into this. 203 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:45,769 Oh, happy to help. 204 00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:47,336 Well, we are just, uh, running into 205 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:49,338 some slight creative disagreements. 206 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:51,906 Because the only one of us with the physical ability to type 207 00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:55,649 refuses to recognize a genius idea when she hears one. 208 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:58,129 I think it's clear what the problem is here. 209 00:07:58,173 --> 00:08:00,523 You are both creative talents, 210 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:02,133 and you each think you're always right. 211 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:03,831 Yeah, you two working together is like 212 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:06,311 Fats McGinty and Slow Eyes Billy Walker 213 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:07,922 working together. 214 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:09,813 They were two people who always thought they were right, 215 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:11,316 but in the end it all worked out. 216 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,622 How? 217 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:14,885 Fats had Billy thrown into a vat of acid. 218 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:17,714 But after that, he didn't have to worry about him at all. 219 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:20,238 You know what? 220 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:21,520 Maybe we just shouldn't work together. 221 00:08:21,544 --> 00:08:22,545 Maybe we shouldn't. 222 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:24,025 Maybe... 223 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:25,505 Ooh... 224 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:34,296 Flower, I'm sure I'll regret this, 225 00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:35,515 but are you all right? 226 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:37,255 Well, 227 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:39,519 I wanted to watch the basketball game with Pete, 228 00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:42,043 but he only wants to watch with stupid boys. 229 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:44,306 I love basketball. 230 00:08:44,349 --> 00:08:45,525 Is that surprising? 231 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:47,570 Um, a little, 232 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,964 but-but I do know how much you enjoy being disheveled 233 00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:52,096 and sweaty, so that's not a far cry. 234 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:53,576 I played in high school. 235 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,752 One game, I had 20 points in the first half, 236 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:58,189 but then I didn't score any after that 237 00:08:58,233 --> 00:09:00,844 'cause I got super high at halftime with our point guard. 238 00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,430 I mean, we got some really good stuff, man. 239 00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:05,109 Wait, what were we talking about? 240 00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:08,156 Basketball, but then it veered wildly off course.Right. 241 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:09,592 Yeah, I... 242 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:12,029 I thought that after the sexual revolution... 243 00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:14,510 Mm-hmm. Here we go... that this stuff would get better. 244 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,947 That women would really be equal, 245 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:18,775 but now it's 50 years later, 246 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:21,386 and Pete isn't treating me like an equal at all. 247 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:22,387 Flower, 248 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:25,086 I spent far too long 249 00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:27,349 forgiving the sins of men in my lifetime. 250 00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:30,352 I see no reason why we need to put up with it in the afterlife. 251 00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:31,658 Do not just sit there 252 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,834 and take being disrespected by a man. 253 00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:35,879 Do something about it. 254 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:37,098 Talk to Peter. 255 00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:39,361 Damn, Hetty, are... 256 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:40,841 are you a feminist now? 257 00:09:40,884 --> 00:09:43,321 Well, as long as it doesn't mean supporting women 258 00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:46,020 handling money or riding bicycles, then, 259 00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:48,326 yeah, I think I am a feminist. 260 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:52,461 So... you going to type something? 261 00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:56,291 It seem you just sitting there for long time. 262 00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:57,640 I'm thinking, Thor. 263 00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:00,208 Thinking is a very important part of writing. 264 00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:02,689 When you pillaged a village, did you just run in? 265 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,473 No, you planned it out first. 266 00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:07,215 Never think. Because once start thinking, 267 00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:09,217 then feel very bad for murdering everyone. 268 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:12,046 Okay, maybe that wasn't the best example. 269 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,048 I'm gonna get a snack. Yes! 270 00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:16,703 I will come smell your snack. 271 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:17,791 Great. 272 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:20,184 Trevor, let's go. 273 00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:22,186 She left the laptop unattended. 274 00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:24,469 I really don't feel good about this. Why are we doing this? 275 00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,408 Because Sam has no artistic vision. 276 00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:28,845 Okay, all she needs is to see my ideas actually typed out, 277 00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:30,238 and then she'll get it. 278 00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:32,196 Damn it, she closed the file. 279 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,417 No problemo, T-Money is on it. Which one is it? 280 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:38,115 Uh... That one right there. Okay. 281 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:45,688 Oh. Oh. 282 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,168 What was that? 283 00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:48,691 I think I put it in the trash. 284 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,737 What? What is the trash? 285 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,657 Uh-oh. 286 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,180 "Uh-oh"? Why "uh-oh"? 287 00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:01,071 Maybe that was a good "whoosh." Maybe it flew back. 288 00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:03,837 I think I just deleted the B and B website. What? 289 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,143 Oh, yeah, it's gone. No, no. 290 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,884 She's been working on that for weeks. 291 00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:09,122 It's the final piece standing between them opening the B and B 292 00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,582 and financial ruin. It's... 293 00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,082 I told you it's really an imperfect gift. 294 00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:13,673 Get it back. 295 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,544 I don't know how. 296 00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:18,025 Oh, we are in so much trouble. 297 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,896 Run? Run. 298 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,558 Thank God, I thought Mark would never leave. 299 00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:31,865 Watching basketball with Mark was so fun. 300 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,605 You guys really hit it off, huh? 301 00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,235 You forget what it's like to hang out with somebody 302 00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:37,827 who you can talk to and see. 303 00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,873 Why don't you take the arrow out of my neck 304 00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:41,831 and plunge it into my back? 305 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,354 I hate to ask, 306 00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,661 but how's the copy for the website coming? 307 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,445 Well, you know, I have made some progress, 308 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:49,099 but there's still a ways to go. 309 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:50,753 Great. Let me see. SAMANTHA: Okay. 310 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:53,451 That's weird. 311 00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,802 What? The file's gone. 312 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:58,587 Ugh, man. These two might want to rethink taking on a business. 313 00:11:58,630 --> 00:11:59,893 What do you mean, gone? 314 00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,808 I mean, it's not there, Jay. 315 00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,331 Well, it's in the cloud. 316 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:05,550 Sam, you back up to the cloud, right? 317 00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:07,683 I was trying to save money, so I declined 318 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,511 the two-dollar-a-month cloud storage thing. 319 00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:10,773 That's where we cut back? 320 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,079 What's the cloud? 321 00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:15,082 Cloud is in sky. Today look like dragon. 322 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,345 Uh, we can explain. 323 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,216 Trevor deleted the website. What the...? 324 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:20,348 What? What happened? 325 00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:21,741 Sass wanted me to type in 326 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,525 his stupid tree stuff into the file, 327 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,788 and that is the only reason I was even messing with it. 328 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,399 Trevor and Sass accidentally deleted the entire website. 329 00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:31,054 What? We've been working on that for weeks. 330 00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:33,317 I'm so sorry, Sam. I just wanted to get something down, 331 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:35,145 and now I've ruined everything. 332 00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:38,235 Well, you know, these things happen. 333 00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,150 Ghosts deleting the website 334 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:42,457 that we need to start our business? 335 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,067 That happens? 336 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:46,287 Sorry, I'm gonna have to push back on that, Sam. 337 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,636 I mean, they seemed really sorry. 338 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,333 I-I guess we just delay 339 00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:52,075 the opening until we have time to redo the website. 340 00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,642 Anyways, thanks for telling me. 341 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,862 "Thanks for telling me"? 342 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,777 What are you doing? 343 00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,692 Yell at them. Yell at the ghosts. 344 00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:02,303 It was an accident, Jay. Okay, 345 00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:03,826 w-we don't need this to delay us. 346 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,306 We'll just slap something together 347 00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,698 and get it up and running, 348 00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:08,483 so we can start taking reservations. 349 00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,702 No, it needs to be right. I-It needs to be perfect. 350 00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,226 Once this website goes live, 351 00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:14,619 that's it, we are open. There's no turning back. 352 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,012 But isn't that what we wanted? 353 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:18,275 That's why we quit our jobs and moved up here. 354 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,582 Exactly, and if this B and B isn't a success, 355 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,062 then I dragged us all the way here 356 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,541 and I made us turn our lives 357 00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:26,283 upside down for nothing. Don't you get that? 358 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,547 There she goes.Ugh. 359 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:32,202 Classic Sam storm-off. 360 00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:36,293 Hey, Pete, got a sec? I kind of just want 361 00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:37,749 to be alone right now if that's okay. 362 00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:40,515 Yeah, well, it's not. 363 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:41,821 What? 364 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,233 You really bummed me out today, man. 365 00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,998 You're all like, 366 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,217 "Jay won't talk to me, wah, wah, wah!" 367 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:48,871 And the whole time, I'm sitting there 368 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,352 waiting to be the Bob Cousy to your Bill Russell. 369 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:52,875 How do you know about them? 370 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,138 That's what I've been trying to tell you, man. 371 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,706 I mean, yeah, I'm a girl and I'm into other groovy stuff, 372 00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,403 but I know basketball. 373 00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,362 The pick and roll. The give and go. 374 00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,059 This is not something I was aware of. 375 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,148 Because you judged a book by its cover. 376 00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:06,933 I even played in high school, 377 00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:09,631 and I fouled out of every game, Pete, 378 00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,589 because I am very aggressive. 379 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:12,740 I mean, I'm all for world peace, 380 00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,723 but if you reach, I will teach. 381 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,899 I got sharp elbows, man.Wow. 382 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:19,336 I-I'm sorry, Flower. I guess I got 383 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,948 so caught up being frustrated with Jay for ditching me 384 00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:23,601 that I didn't realize I was ditching you. 385 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,647 Apology accepted. 386 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,692 I'm so glad this whole thing with Mark happened. 387 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,129 It really opened my eyes. 388 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,695 Me, too. 389 00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,480 And, hey, every once in a while, 390 00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:34,569 someone comes along who changes the game. 391 00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,049 I mean... 392 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:38,965 Mark's a regular George Mikan, right? 393 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,662 Who's that? 394 00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:43,404 George Mikan? Premier center of the '40s and '50s. 395 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:44,622 You seriously don't know him? 396 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,496 They created the goaltending rule 'cause of him. 397 00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,411 I... I thought you said you liked basketball. 398 00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:52,761 No, I do. I love basketball. I love, I love basketball. 399 00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,763 Name someone else, please. 400 00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:57,722 Okay. Maurice Stokes? Tom Gola? 401 00:14:57,766 --> 00:15:00,029 Oh, my God, well, this is embarrassing. 402 00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,378 Jack Twyman? 403 00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:02,727 Okay, maybe one more. 404 00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:05,730 Okay, I can see I have a lot of work to do. 405 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:09,125 Well, don't worry, I'll talk slow.Mm-hmm. 406 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,084 Let's go back to the beginning.Okay. 407 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,434 Springfield, Mass, 1891.Uh-huh. 408 00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,871 Dr. James Naismith was looking for a winter sport 409 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,960 for his YMCA students. 410 00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:22,051 I see now what was going on. You didn't want 411 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:24,401 to finish the website because then the B and B is real. 412 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:28,231 It's just, right now there's hope, 413 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,668 but once we open, if it doesn't work, then that's that. 414 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,453 Well, that's fear of failure, 415 00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:34,803 and I get it because I used to suffer from it, too. 416 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,239 Oh, come on, you're like 417 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,980 the most confident person I've ever met. 418 00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,939 I am now. 419 00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,766 Remember how I told you my dad was worried 420 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,203 about me becoming a storyteller? 421 00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,920 You know, worried that I would fail like he did? 422 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,684 Yeah, I remember. Well, the truth was, 423 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,208 he got in my head. 424 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,774 All his worry 425 00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:52,125 transferred onto me, and when it was finally the week 426 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,778 of the fall harvest ceremony, 427 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:56,216 where I was supposed to tell stories for the first time, 428 00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,740 I got scared. 429 00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,916 I don't want to go. 430 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,136 You're right. What if I'm not good? 431 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,007 There's something you need to know. 432 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,792 That was about me, not you. 433 00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:10,273 I didn't have the gift, 434 00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:11,666 but you do. 435 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,885 I know because I've watched you 436 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:15,539 your whole life. 437 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,541 I'm giving you this eagle feather. 438 00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:21,023 It represents bravery and courage. 439 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,721 It'll give you the strength you need. 440 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,209 Thank you, Father. 441 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:36,865 And now I give it to you. 442 00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,476 It's scary spreading your wings 443 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,566 to try something new, but you can do this. 444 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,484 What was that? 445 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:48,964 Uh, it's a ghost feather, 446 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,768 so it kind of just zaps right back into place, 447 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,533 but symbolically it's yours. 448 00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:55,536 Thanks, Sass. 449 00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,712 What happened when you finally got to story-tell? 450 00:16:57,755 --> 00:17:00,628 Well, I... actually never did. 451 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:03,022 I died before I-I got the chance to. 452 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,849 Oh, I'm so sorry. 453 00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:07,069 Ah, it's okay. It wasn't meant to be. 454 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,376 Well, did you ever tell your stories to the ghosts? 455 00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,291 No, they're all wrapped up in their own stuff, 456 00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:12,944 and the important thing is, 457 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:14,685 I've now passed this feather onto you, 458 00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,384 symbolically, which we've already established, 459 00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:19,647 so go, make it work for you. 460 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,214 Thanks. 461 00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:23,651 Hey, babe, um... 462 00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:25,435 So, I just want you to know that, 463 00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:26,804 no matter what... Sasappis actually just helped me have 464 00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,177 this whole emotional breakthrough, 465 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,526 so everything's fine now. 466 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,224 Oh. Nice. 467 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,376 Well, just let the record state that I was here for you. 468 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,271 Thanks, babe. I had a whole speech planned. 469 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:38,622 You're the best. Darn ghosts. Always stealing my thunder. 470 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,806 Babe, this is great, and I-I love the part about the tree. 471 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,199 That's so smart. 472 00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:51,940 Well, I had a little help from my friend. 473 00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:55,552 So, are we opening the bed-and-breakfast officially? 474 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,467 Well, bring on the unwashed masses. 475 00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,208 And congratulations, Samantha. 476 00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:01,123 Okay. 477 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,473 I think it's time for this puppy to go live. 478 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:06,346 Once we launch this, we'll start getting reservations, 479 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:09,088 and real live people... no offense to present company... 480 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,437 Are gonna start coming here 481 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,830 in four short weeks. Are you ready? 482 00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:16,530 No, but I guess you got to sink or swim sometime, right? 483 00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:18,314 Here we go. 484 00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:20,751 And we are... live. 485 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,144 Ooh. 486 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,581 Do we have any reservations yet? 487 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,540 It's been four seconds, babe. 488 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,890 Right, right, yeah, so not a total failure... 489 00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,109 yet. 490 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,023 Ooh. Game's almost on. 491 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,417 Big East championship. 492 00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:37,116 The Big East was a college basketball conference, Pete. 493 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,466 Yes, thank you, Flower. JAY: Huh. 494 00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,903 It's not working. Hmm. 495 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,644 Something must be wrong with the TV. 496 00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:45,907 But with the TV not working, 497 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:48,170 what will we do for entertainment? 498 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,477 Hmm, that is an excellent question. 499 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,175 Is anyone here a gifted storyteller? 500 00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,874 Oh, come on, are you guys serious? 501 00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:59,877 We don't want to pressure you, but if you regale us with story, 502 00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:01,836 it would bring us great honor. 503 00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:03,316 You did this, didn't you? 504 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:04,752 Maybe... 505 00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:07,015 Okay. 506 00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:09,235 Yes! All right! 507 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,193 Here we go. Stories! 508 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:14,675 I don't know why I'm nervous. I mean, you all are idiots. 509 00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,870 You got this. Just, uh, imagine us all in our underwear. 510 00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:19,201 I wish I was wearing underwear. We all do, Trevor. 511 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,507 Okay. 512 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:23,466 Here we go. 513 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,905 He's going for it. 514 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,431 This first one is a Lenape tale 515 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:35,043 about the turkey, the turtle, and the wolf. 516 00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,436 They say that there are 517 00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,089 three persons, 518 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,483 or human-like animals, 519 00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:41,919 that started the Lenape... 520 00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:44,313 ♪ Don't be shy 521 00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:47,577 ♪ Just let your feelings roll on by ♪ 522 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:51,233 ♪ Don't wear fear 523 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,366 ♪ Or nobody will know 524 00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:56,151 ♪ You're there 525 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,848 ♪ Just lift your head... 526 00:19:57,892 --> 00:19:59,850 a running start and flew. 527 00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:02,375 Oh, the turkey's gonna fly. This isn't gonna go well. 528 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,028 What happened to the turtle? 529 00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:06,335 Howling at his friends on the other side. 530 00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:09,773 ♪ Just let your feelings roll on by ♪ 531 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:13,037 ♪ On by, on by 532 00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:16,389 ♪ On by, on by, on by 533 00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:19,305 ♪ On by, on by 534 00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:22,873 ♪ On by, on by... 535 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,353 It goes to show 536 00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:26,921 that us ghosts and the Livings 537 00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:28,705 are more connected than we realize. 538 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,316 Yes! 539 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:31,665 Yes! Bravo! 540 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:34,581 ♪ Love is where 541 00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:38,237 ♪ All of us belong. 542 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,241 Yes! 543 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:45,069 Is favorite story that does not involve killing Danes.