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-[knock on door]
-[door opens]

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Isaac. The voting for
class president has concluded.

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And? Don't keep me waiting, man.

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What were the results?

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-Well, you: one.
-Oh, I won?!

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[gasps] I shall write
to Father immediately.

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Huzzah! What a day
to be Isaac Higgintoot.

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-[laughs]
-Oh...

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Oh, no.
Yes, that is my mistake.

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I was saying, "You, colon, one."

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The number one.
O-N-E.

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-What?
-You received one vote.

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Ebenezer Hubbard
received the rest.

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So, you: one.

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Ebenezer Hubbard: all the rest.

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Why would you say it like that?

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And surely you miscounted.

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I must have received two votes.

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One cast by myself
and the other by you,

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my roommate.

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It's just that Ebenezer Hubbard
was offering more pudding

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-in the dining hall.
-Oh!

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You and your single-issue
pudding voting.

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You know that's a treat
for children?

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You have a problem, sir.

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I'm sorry.
I'm just upset.

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You know what makes me
feel better when I'm upset?

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Don't say pudding.

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♪ ♪

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ALBERTA: Oh! Uh, Is it

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-smaller than a breadbox?
-Yeah.

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-[gasps]
-Is it a Dane's head again?

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Ha! You are
most excellent guesser.

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Guys, this was so much fun.

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I can't believe we've never done
a double date before.

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Girl, we've done this
many times before.

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Oh. [laughs] Right on.

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What is this? You guys have been
going on double dates?

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Apparently.

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Well, till next time. [sighs]

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[chuckles]

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Why haven't you guys invited me
and Bela to these group dates?

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We're another couple
in the house.

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Well... kind of. [chuckles]

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You can only see her when you
visit her in her dreams.

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Yeah, no disrespect, but

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you guys are sort of
a night couple.

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-And we love that for you.
-Look,

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I know my thing with Bela
is unconventional.

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I mean, our last date

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took place in a hot air balloon
floating over Mars.

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But our relationship is just
as real as anyone else's.

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Okay, Sass.

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Would, uh, you and Bela
like to go on a double date

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with me and Pete later?
Say, after we smell lunch?

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We'd love to. Oh, and let us
know if we can bring anything,

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because my girlfriend
can carry stuff.

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Ooh.

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Sounds great. We're excited.

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-How is this gonna work?
-I have no idea.

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[sighs]

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Yes, I'm sorry, Mrs. Stevens,
but we are aware,

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and we're working on
the hot water issue right now.

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You know, a lot of high-end spas
offer a cold plunge

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that guests actually
pay extra for...

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And she hung up on me.

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As a former penny stock slinger,

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I appreciate the attempt
to polish that turd.

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Well done.

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You know, it's great
that we're getting more guests

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since we got on that
boutique hotels list,

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but I'm a little worried

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about the strain it's putting
on the old water heater.

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Thor not understand
why anyone need hot bath.

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Or bath.

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Uh, one of my greatest
pleasures in life

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was indulging in a hot bath.
The steam, the solitude,

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the pained grunts
of my servants as they

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lugged the boiling water
up three flights of stairs.

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Didn't you have
some big epiphany last week,

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something about a newfound
respect for the working man?

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Did I?
That does sound familiar.

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Hello, all.
Happy election day.

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Oh, that's right.
Today's the day

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those cretins downstairs
choose their nominee

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-for ghost representative.
-ISAAC: Yes.

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If I win this,
and then later, I best Flower

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in the general election,
the office is mine. [laughs]

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Samantha, what's going on?
You're not wearing your button.

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Well, I was wearing it,
but then guests kept asking

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what "Isaac For
Ghost Representative" meant,

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and I didn't really
have a good answer.

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What does ghost representative
even do again?

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Is ghost who speak with Sam
on behalf of other ghosts.

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Dates back
to early days when Sam

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gain ability to see ghosts,

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but now more
of a figurehead position.

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Exactly. I've always
wanted to be a figurehead.

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Oh, I'm so nervous.
[chuckles]

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I stand on the precipice of
my first-ever election victory.

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I don't understand how
this thing is even close.

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Isn't your opponent
literally named Creepy Dirk?

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Mm, down there,
creepiness isn't a liability.

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It's just something
that makes you relatable.

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Hey, babe. Mark and I were just
working on the water heater.

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[chuckles]
Well, Mark was working.

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Jay just held the flashlight
and screamed, "Aah! Cobweb!"

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It's bad news.
You're gonna need a new unit.

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Yeah, we're gonna
need a new unit, babe.

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ISAAC:
A new water heater?

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Samantha, that's not going to
go over well in the basement.

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They love that water heater.

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Are you sure we can't just
repair the current unit?

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Unfortunately, no.
But the good news is

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I can get you a new one
pretty quick.

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Yeah.
Yep, we can get it expedited.

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-Please stop doing that.
-Okay.

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Jay, this isn't good.

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The basement ghosts
are really attached

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-to that old water heater.
-Why?

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It's basically their god.

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Why?

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Why did the ancients
revere Zeus?

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Why did I have
my foreskin removed

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while people gave speeches
and ate lox?

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The point is,

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they love that water heater,
and who are we to question it?

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Isaac, maybe just don't mention
this to the basement ghosts.

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They are gonna figure it out

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when Mark shows up
with a new water heater.

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I know, but until then,
I don't need them complaining

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and trying to talk me out of it.

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I don't know, Samantha.
I don't feel right

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withholding information from
those ghouls. I mean, my people.

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What if I agree
to wear the button?

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[gasps]
Deal!

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Hey. What are you
still doing here?

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Oh, uh, since they're so busy,

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Sam asked me to stick around

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and help out with ghost stuff
for a few days.

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Thor wanted rams' testicles,

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so I'm making Swedish meatballs

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and hoping he can't smell
the difference.

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-Who you talking to?
-Sass is here.

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Oh, hey, babe.

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Loved our balloon ride
last night.

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We gave those Martians
quite a show.

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-[chuckles]
-Great.

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SASAPPIS:
Okay, this is perfect.

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Would you mind asking Bela

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if she's free to join me

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on a double date
with Pete and Alberta today?

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This isn't something that can
wait until Bela takes a nap?

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Oh, does Sass want to meet up?
I had lasagna for lunch--

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ugh, heavy-- so I could
see myself falling asleep

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within the hour.

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Cool.
Um, he's actually asking

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if you want to double date
with Alberta and Pete today.

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Like, in a dream?

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Oh, no, no, no,
like an actual double date

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while we're awake. It's not like
we're just a night couple.

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He's saying an actual date,
here, while you're awake.

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Okay, fun.
But how would that work?

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Well, Kyle,
this is where you come in.

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Oh. No, no.

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No, no, I will not
be acting as translator

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on a ghost double date.

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Oh, come on, Kyle, please.

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Sass and I have never
been on a real date before.

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Oh, okay, that is not true.

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We've gone on
plenty of real dates.

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They're just...

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Please, Kyle?

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It would mean a lot to us.

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[sighs] Okay, fine, fine.
I will join

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as the fifth wheel on an
interdimensional ghost date,

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all because I was knocked out
by a goose on a roller coaster.

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-That's the spirit.
-KYLE: Now, do these

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look like rams' balls to you?

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-Oh, yeah.
-KYLE: Awesome.

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Love my life.
I'll see you later.

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[indistinct chatter]

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Hi.
Isaac Higgintoot,

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running for
ghost representative.

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Seriously?
It's me, Catherine.

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We've been standing
next to each other for months.

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Oh. [laughs, stammers]

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Oh, it's just that
you look so different.

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Is that a new sack?

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It really brings out
the jaundice in your cheeks.

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Not surprised
he doesn't recognize you,

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since he spends
all his time upstairs

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talking to his
high-altitude friends.

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Ooh, sick burn.

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-Ha! Carpetbagger.
-No, no, no, no, no.

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I am a basement ghost.
I'm creepy.

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I smell bad. People
don't want to be around me.

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I'm one of you.

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Look, Isaac, I wanted to give
you the benefit of the doubt

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when you started
this whole thing, but a leopard

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doesn't change its spots.

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You're upstairs
every chance you get.

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He was upstairs 15 minutes ago.

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You reek of sunlight
and circulated air.

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Okay, it's true,

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I do spend time up there,

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-but it's for you.
-[basement ghosts scoff]

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-Okay.
-ISAAC: No, no, no, no.

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For real, for real. In fact,

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because I have ingratiated
myself and earned their trust,

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I have come across some intel,
the likes of which

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Dirk could never glean.

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That's Creepy Dirk to you.
Show some respect.

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Wait, what are you
talking about? What intel?

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Sam and Jay

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intend to replace
the water heater.

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-[basement ghosts gasp]
-ISAAC: Yes, but

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if elected your
ghost representative,

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I won't let that happen.

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I, Isaac Higgintoot, will save

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the water heater!

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[chanting]: Isaac! Isaac!

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ALL:
Isaac! Isaac! Isaac! Isaac!

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-Oh, greetings, all.
-Oh, you're in a good mood.

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[laughs] Have you ever had
your name chanted at you?

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It's intoxicating.

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They chanted my name
at Scores once.

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They have to if you order
the Boob Luge.

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Isaac, what did you do
to receive such adulation?

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Well, that's what I'm here
to talk about.

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Samantha, there's been
a change of plans.

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-In terms of...?
-ISAAC: The water heater.

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You actually now
cannot buy a new one.

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What are you talking about?

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Well, as it turns out,

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my campaign was barreling
towards defeat.

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Apparently,
I'm viewed as somewhat

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of an elite
upstairs intellectual.

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[chuckles] So, in a shrewd
political maneuver,

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I promised
my subterranean constituents

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that their beloved water heater
shall not be replaced.

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This is unbelievable.

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Isaac promised
the basement ghosts

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that we wouldn't get
a new water heater.

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Well, what if I said
that I don't care

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what one invisible person

247
00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:27,305
promises another group
of invisible people?

248
00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:30,831
Please, Samantha, I need this
election. It means everything.

249
00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:32,572
And we need
a working water heater.

250
00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:34,486
We have guests,
and the current one

251
00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:35,836
can't keep up with the demand.

252
00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:39,056
Or we could simply pour one bath

253
00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:41,015
and allow your guests
to take turns.

254
00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:42,930
That is how
we bathed our hounds.

255
00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:45,846
Not the show hounds, obviously,
but the pigeon hounds.

256
00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:48,413
Okay, it seems that
we're at an impasse, mm?

257
00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,328
I need to sew up
this nomination,

258
00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:51,895
you need this new water heater.

259
00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:53,810
Or we just go
with Hetty's hound plan,

260
00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:55,595
which is still on the table.

261
00:09:55,769 --> 00:09:57,640
What if-- hm--

262
00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:59,947
we just delay
the water heater by a day?

263
00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:01,775
That way, I can tell
the basement ghosts

264
00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:03,733
that I convinced you
not to touch the old one.

265
00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:05,300
And then, after I win
the election,

266
00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:07,171
we can bring in
the new water heater.

267
00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:08,825
But won't they just
be mad later?

268
00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,522
ISAAC:
Well, then I'll deal
with that then.

269
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,220
The important thing
is to win the election first.

270
00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:14,048
Or you could just be
a real leader

271
00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:16,006
and tell your constituents
the hard truth now.

272
00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:18,139
Oh, like you're a profile
in courage

273
00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:19,880
when you tell Jay
that your moisturizer

274
00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,838
costs only eight dollars.

275
00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:23,797
SAMANTHA:
Uh, Jay, now I'm thinking

276
00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:26,408
maybe we should delay the water
heater installation by a day.

277
00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:28,018
JAY:
Oh, why, babe?

278
00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:30,238
Ghost stuff.

279
00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:34,590
Uh, circle? Uh, moon?
Uh, planet!

280
00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,070
SASAPPIS:
Man, they're good.

281
00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:38,899
Bela, are you having fun?
Kyle, please relay.

282
00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:42,467
Uh, so are you having fun?
Sass is asking.

283
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,034
Totally.

284
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:45,427
I mean, I'm looking
at an empty room,

285
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:46,820
but when it's our turn,

286
00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,299
I think it's gonna be
pretty exciting.

287
00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:50,171
Uh, ape. [gasps]
Planet of the Apes.

288
00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:53,174
Ding, ding, ding, ding!
Point, "Beauty and the Pete."

289
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:56,133
Okay, Sass and Bela, you're up.

290
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:58,092
Bela, it's your turn to guess,

291
00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:00,572
so, Sass, here is your clue.

292
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:03,140
Lime? What the hell
kind of clue is lime?

293
00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:04,751
Oh, he can't say it out loud,
that's cheating.

294
00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:06,666
-She can't hear me, Pete.
-Right.

295
00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:08,755
Uh, what's wrong with my clue?
Limes were my favorite garnish.

296
00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:11,235
So, quit whining
and start miming.

297
00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:12,802
-Ooh, babe, that was good.
-[Alberta laughs]

298
00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:15,065
Is the date
still happening, or...

299
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,807
Kyle, put 60 seconds
on the clock.

300
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:20,244
Kyle?

301
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:23,900
Uh... Fine. [clears throat]

302
00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:25,989
-Go.
-Uh...

303
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:28,383
Screwing in a lightbulb?

304
00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,515
Why are you twisting
your hand like that?

305
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,300
This is how you get it
out of the tree.

306
00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:35,520
-Nuh-uh, no verbal cues.
-Is it a squirrel?

307
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,218
Who pulls a squirrel off a tree?

308
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:40,090
Uh, okay. Uh, try this.

309
00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:42,702
-Uh, turning a doorknob?
-No. Uh...

310
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,138
Oh. Cleaning a glass?

311
00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,183
Wait, w-why'd you stop doing it?

312
00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:47,750
She's not getting it.

313
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:49,317
Okay, maybe, uh, charades
wasn't the best idea.

314
00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:51,493
It's fine.
We got it, Pete.

315
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:53,756
What's happening now?

316
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,149
Sass is kind of
snapping at Pete.

317
00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:56,324
Well, don't tell her that.

318
00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,761
Look, this was a lot of fun,

319
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:01,024
but maybe we just call it a day?

320
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:03,026
I think we just need
a different clue, okay?

321
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,375
Kyle really wasn't
getting that one.

322
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:06,551
I'm doing it exactly
how you're...

323
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,118
How is this not juicing a lime?

324
00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:09,424
Oh, and now,
he said it out loud.

325
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:10,817
That's actually a point for us.

326
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,079
And time.

327
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:13,776
Oh, that was a disaster.

328
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,822
-He said it was a disaster.
-Seriously?

329
00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:18,172
My God, man, show some judgment.

330
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:23,655
All right, you two,
any final words before we vote?

331
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,093
Just remember
who's responsible for saving

332
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:29,009
our dear, dear water heater
and its precious gurgles.

333
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:32,229
[chuckles] Some people
are calling me the Gurgle King.

334
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,057
NANCY:
Yeah, they are.

335
00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:35,798
[chanting]: Gurgle King!

336
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:38,366
ALL:
Gurgle King! Gurgle King!

337
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:39,846
WORKMAN:
I thought we were supposed
to install this tomorrow.

338
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:42,065
[chuckles]
Yeah, but me and Tracy

339
00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:44,372
are doing
this daytime date tomorrow.

340
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:47,288
Our couples therapist thinks
it could be a game changer.

341
00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,420
It's a new water heater.

342
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,858
Is it, though?
It could be a water softener.

343
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,642
Or-or one of those
Japanese toilets.

344
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,339
Anyway, I believe
we were about to vote.

345
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,690
But why would there be
a new water heater if Isaac

346
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:01,563
got Sam and Jay to agree
to keep the old one?

347
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,130
I think I know what happened.

348
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,610
-You do?
-NANCY: Yep.

349
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,004
Clear as day.

350
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:12,182
Sam friggin' stabbed Isaac
in the back.

351
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:15,446
You had a deal with her
and she decided to take

352
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,928
a big old ten-dollar
dumperoo on it.

353
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:22,932
That witch. How dare she.
[laughs]

354
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:25,935
Let's go up there
and give all her guests cholera!

355
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:28,329
-What? [stammers]
-Yes.

356
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,766
Or-or-or...

357
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,116
we just let bygones be bygones?

358
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:35,031
[scoffs]

359
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:38,556
I kid, of course.
Let's do the cholera thing.

360
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,732
NANCY:
Yeah! Cholera!

361
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,648
-ALL: Cholera! Cholera!
-Cholera.

362
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:50,655
Oh, yeah, Mom,
no, things are good. Well...

363
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,136
we did have to splurge
on a new water heater,

364
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:56,705
but hopefully, that is the last
surprise for a little while.

365
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:59,142
Huh? Bela?
Dating anyone?

366
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,492
Um, not that I've... seen.

367
00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:03,581
Oh, that's clever.
Good one, Steve.

368
00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:06,584
All right, you three
head up to the guest rooms

369
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,760
and cholera anyone with a pulse.

370
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:11,633
The rest of us will fan out
on the main floor.

371
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,200
What's going on?

372
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,593
Well, uh, funny story, actually.
Samantha betrayed us,

373
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,334
so we're sort of up here

374
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:20,598
to take revenge by, you know,
giving everyone cholera.

375
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,862
-[cheers]
-FLOWER: Wait, because

376
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,385
they're getting
a new water heater?

377
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:27,475
It's not just that.
It's that she deceived us

378
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:29,259
and broke her promise to Isaac.

379
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,392
Broke her promise to Isaac?

380
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,568
That doesn't sound
like something Sam would do.

381
00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:35,265
And yet here we are.

382
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:38,355
Now, let's get to
cholera-ing everyone

383
00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:40,880
and ruining
Sam and Jay's business.

384
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:43,708
I just feel like with Woodstone
getting on that B and B list,

385
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,059
things are finally
turning around for us.

386
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:49,758
-Now, let's make them pay.
-Yeah!

387
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,455
Isaac, do something.

388
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,675
Sam and Jay are your friends.

389
00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:56,721
Here we go.
Ducks on the pond.

390
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,898
Hope your toilets
are working better

391
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:00,377
than your water heater, Jay.

392
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:03,250
No, no, no, stop this. Oh!
This is terrible.

393
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,905
Wait! I lied.

394
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:07,602
Samantha's innocent.
[weak chuckle]

395
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,343
What are you talking about?

396
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:12,694
Well, um, she never promised she
would keep the old water heater.

397
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:15,610
-I just told you that she did.
-But why?

398
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:18,091
Because I wanted
to win the election.

399
00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,093
My plan was to secure your votes

400
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,617
and then, well,
deal with the fallout afterward.

401
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:26,447
-[laughs]
-So you just wanted to trick us?

402
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:28,928
It's been 250 years.
I needed a win.

403
00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:30,494
I mean, this is crazy.

404
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,670
That mouth-breather John Adams
got to become president.

405
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:35,456
And I can't even become
a nominee to compete

406
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:39,068
in the general election
for ghost representative.

407
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:42,767
We almost hurt
a bunch of innocent people

408
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,595
because of your lies.

409
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:48,991
I just thank God
nobody got hurt.

410
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:50,819
Oh. Uh-oh.

411
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,516
Okay,

412
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,954
that one's not on us.

413
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,825
[groans]

414
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:58,609
My tum-tum.

415
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:02,048
Hey, guys. I just wanted
to come and apologize

416
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:03,658
about the date earlier.

417
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,094
Oh, hey, that's okay.

418
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:07,183
And I'll say
what we're all thinking.

419
00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:08,924
Kyle-- he biffed it.

420
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,971
Like, just copy me.
It's so easy, right?

421
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,886
Like, come on. [chuckles]
So stupid. Kyle sucks.

422
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:18,368
R-Right. Yeah. No, no.
It was-it was all Kyle's fault.

423
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,457
Next time, I say we get Sam.

424
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,242
Sam knows how to juice a lime.

425
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:23,765
Unlike Kyle.

426
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,854
Next time? There ain't
gonna be a next time.

427
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,247
-Alberta.
-No, uh-uh.

428
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:28,552
He needs some tough love.

429
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:30,946
Baby, this wasn't Kyle's fault.

430
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,774
Your girlfriend cannot see you.

431
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,732
Y'all are a night couple.

432
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,473
And if you think it's gonna
be anything more than that,

433
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:37,648
you're gonna be
sorely disappointed.

434
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,346
PETE:
Yeah, I don't know

435
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,782
if I would've shouted it
quite so bluntly,

436
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:43,524
but, um, I do agree.

437
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,700
I mean, Bela's a living woman,

438
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:48,529
and you died 500 years ago.

439
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,401
-So what are you guys saying?
-ALBERTA: We're saying

440
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:54,013
Bela's great, and so are you,

441
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:56,928
but maybe you both
deserve something more.

442
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,020
But Kyle's lime work...

443
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:03,457
Oh, yeah, it definitely
left something to be desired.

444
00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,936
Where are you taking us?

445
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,461
You'll see.

446
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:08,940
Whoa.

447
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,550
What's all this?

448
00:17:10,724 --> 00:17:12,814
It's a funeral
for the water heater.

449
00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:15,251
It doesn't make up
for what I did to you,

450
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:16,599
and I'm not trying
to win your vote.

451
00:17:16,773 --> 00:17:18,298
I know that ship's
already sailed.

452
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,909
But you all lost something
that's important to you.

453
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,085
And that's worth
taking a moment to acknowledge.

454
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,652
CREEPY DIRK:
Wow.

455
00:17:24,868 --> 00:17:26,915
None of us even
had funerals for ourselves,

456
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,089
and we're people.

457
00:17:28,263 --> 00:17:29,961
-Arguable.
-[Jay groans]

458
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:33,530
I-I'm cold, Sam.
I'm so cold.

459
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,097
He'll be better in a few hours.

460
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,795
Technically,
he walked through me.

461
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:40,842
Hurt me for a minute.
I forgive him.

462
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,409
If Thor may,

463
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:46,587
Thor have speech prepared.

464
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:49,459
He was up all night
working on this.

465
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:57,119
My condolences.

466
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,386
Oh, I think that's it.

467
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,127
That was beautiful, Thor.

468
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,522
I don't know
if this is the right time,

469
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:11,220
but my sincerest apologies
for my grandparents

470
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:12,482
dumping you all in a mass grave.

471
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:14,963
Oh.
That's very thoughtful.

472
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,573
So you got the living butler

473
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:19,054
to throw a funeral
for an appliance?

474
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,534
I suppose I did.

475
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:23,189
That's more than Dirk's done
in four years.

476
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,060
Not my fault.

477
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:27,628
It's hard to ask for favors
when the good-smelling lady

478
00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:31,022
refuses to talk to me because
she doesn't like being smelled.

479
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:34,374
Isaac seems to be
really in with her.

480
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,898
I mean, like,
she'll do anything for him.

481
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,552
-Oh, well, I don't think...
-It's true.

482
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:39,944
She bends to my whim.

483
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,817
He got her
to write a book about him.

484
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:44,906
Aw, screw it.

485
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,126
Isaac made a mistake,
but he owned up to it.

486
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,911
And who cares
if he's a pompous windbag?

487
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,521
He gets results.

488
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:54,481
Wait, what's happening?

489
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:57,919
All in favor of Isaac
being the basement nominee?

490
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:00,051
-Aye.
-OTHERS: Aye!

491
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:02,228
Oh, my God.
I did it.

492
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:04,621
I won. W-O-N.

493
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:08,016
That's not my vote tally.
That's what happened.

494
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:10,061
[sniffs]

495
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,063
Please stop.

496
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:24,032
Well, we finally
made it to Paris.

497
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,990
I watched Amélie
and Moulin Rouge

498
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,254
before going to bed to make sure
it worked this time.

499
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:29,907
[laughs]

500
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:32,780
-We should talk...
-I've been thinking...

501
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,129
-Oh, uh...
-No. [stammers]

502
00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:35,957
-You first.
-O-Okay. Uh...

503
00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:41,092
Look, I really like you, but

504
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:42,790
-I...
-But this is insane?

505
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,270
Yeah.

506
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,489
You're amazing and

507
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:49,188
you deserve to be with someone
that you can interact with

508
00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:50,754
during waking hours.

509
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:54,280
Well, that's a low bar,
but thank you, Sass.

510
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:55,716
You're amazing, too.

511
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:57,326
I think we

512
00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:00,590
both have had a tough time
of it, dating-wise, lately.

513
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:03,027
-Yeah.
-Maybe it felt good just to

514
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,116
get away from reality,

515
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:06,727
but I've been sleeping
way too much.

516
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,598
I haven't been sleeping at all.
I'm exhausted.

517
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:10,470
I think I'm abusing melatonin.

518
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:12,689
[laughs]

519
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:14,691
Okay, so, um...

520
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,215
This is good.

521
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:17,303
Yeah.

522
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:19,043
And whoever you end up with,

523
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,697
he's a lucky guy.

524
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,700
You know who's still single?
My Eric.

525
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:26,747
Sorry, that's my ex's mom.

526
00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:28,531
I must be feeling guilty

527
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,577
because she keeps
popping up in my dreams

528
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:31,708
after I broke up with him.

529
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:34,189
He'll treat you like a queen.

530
00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:37,018
Do you want to go check out
the Eiffel Tower? As friends?

531
00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:38,715
I'd love that.

532
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:43,416
Have you seen his 401k?
He contributes regularly.

533
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:52,076
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534
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,949
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535
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:58,431
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