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PETE:
Ah, so you guys are
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looking to plan a honeymoon
in the Hudson Valley, huh?
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Specifically,
on this property
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to which we are
all bound, yes.
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Great choice.
And you've come
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to the right travel
agent, my friends.
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Because I believe
I can get you
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into the most
exclusive suite
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on the whole property--
Sam and Jay's room.
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Well, that's intriguing.
Yeah.
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Now, we'd have to wait
until next month
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when they're out of town, but...[buzzing]
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Hold on, is that a bee?
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Ugh! What is happening?
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[shouts]
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They fly right
through us, Peter.
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But hot honey mustard,
he won't leave me alone!
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Ah![pants]
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I think it's gone.
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What?
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Is it on my arrow?
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Peter...
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...you've crossed
the ghost boundary.
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Wha...
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M-Maybe the boundary changed?
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Holy Toledo.
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I can cross the ghost boundary.
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Is that my ghost power?
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And I still have
the fart thing.
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♪
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Pete, this is incredible!
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Hold up. So you're
telling me in all this time
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you've never tried
to leave the property?
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When I died,
I was told we couldn't.
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And I'm one of those guys,
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you tell me I can't do
something, I say, "Okay."
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This is a game changer.
You could go anywhere.
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Pizza Hut, Domino's...
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You can go to exotic,
far-off lands,
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like whatever is
west of Michigan.
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Oh, the places I'd go,
the people I'd meet.
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You'd never see
old Higgintoot again.
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Hello...
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Oh! [chuckles]
If I didn't have
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everything I need
right here at Woodstone.
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PETE:
You know what? I'm good.
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I don't really need
to go anywhere.
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Pete, what are you
talking about?
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You've been given this gift
and you're not gonna use it?
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Don't you want to get
out of here?
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I like it here.
I'm comfortable.
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And we don't even know the rules
with this new power.
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I mean, what if I get amnesia
when I cross a state line?
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Or grow a second head?
A mean head?
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Peter, get ahold
of yourself.
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How can this
super cool power
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make him seem
even more lame?
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Don't you want
to see your daughter
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or your-your grandson?
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Of course,
if I was to go anywhere,
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that'd be the first place
I'd go.
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But they're all the way out
in Philadelphia.
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I mean, I am not
going that far.
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They're actually not there
right now anyway.
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According to the latest
Martino family newsletter,
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they just left for a two-week
trip to Saint Lucia.
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Wow. Good for Laura.
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And smart to book
in the offseason.
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I bet she got a great rate.
[chuckles] That's my girl.
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Hey, hon,
I'm going to Deal Mart
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to get those cheap tiny soaps
that we tell the guests
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- are fancy tiny soaps.
- SAMANTHA:
Guess what?
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Pete discovered
his ghost power.
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He can leave the property.
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Pete! My man. [stammers]
Is he out the door already?
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SAMANTHA: He actually
doesn't want to leave.
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He says he likes it here.
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Oh, I see
what's happening here.
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We got a Shawshank
situation.
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Is there any circumstance
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to which Jay will not
apply that movie?
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It's like his Talmud.
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Pete's been
institutionalized, babe.
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He's been here so long,
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he's afraid
of the outside world.
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Yeah, Jay gets it.
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He's not saying that
as a good thing, Pete.
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Why don't we start you small?
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You can go to Deal Mart
- with Jay.
- JAY: Great idea.
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I'd love to spend the day
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with my favorite
- invisible bro.
- I don't know...
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You're afraid
of running errands?
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You sound like my butler
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during the consumption
outbreak of '84.
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Come on, Peter.
Don't be a dork.
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Am I using that
pejorative correctly?
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Oof, when Nigel's
slamming you...
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Okay, fine.
I'll go. Okay? Happy?
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Let's go run some
errands. Whoop-de-do!
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Yes!
He's in, Jay.
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All right, great.
Come on, Pete.
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Here we go.
Come on, buddy!
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Dude, we're not pets.
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[whistling]
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ALBERTA:
Oh, man,
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you two look really
happy to be reunited.
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It's like my heart find
its missing piece.
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And loins also find
their missing piece.
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Aw. Big ole softie.
[chuckling][groans]
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I'm gonna go smell
Jay's spice rack.
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It's what I missed
second-most
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while I was in the well.
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[laughs]
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- Owls.
- Owls.
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It's just so deeply weird.
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[groans]
Thor, you okay?
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Thor feel guilty about
something he not tell Flower.
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Is it that you slept
with Pete's widow Carol?
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Hmm. Should probably
mention that, too.
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Even though that was
hero move to help Pete.
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Where is Carol?
I haven't seen her in a while.
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Oh, I heard
she moved downstairs
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and is getting busy
with one of the basement ghosts.
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No, no, no.
You're way behind.
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She has since moved
to the shed
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and is now shacking up with,
wait for it-- Baxter.
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- The fife guy?
- TREVOR:
Oh.
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Ooh, she is tearing her way
through Woodstone. [chuckles]
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Wait a second, Thor.
If it's not about Carol,
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what are you feeling
guilty about?
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As you know,
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Thor thought
Flower sucked off.
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So for a moon or so,
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Thor been...
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laying with...
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...Nancy.
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Potato sack Nancy?
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A basement ghost, huh?
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I'm not gonna lie,
I've thought about it.
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They're all nuts,
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and you know what they say
about crazy chicks.
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They possessed
by Fenrir, yes.
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- Huh?
- ALBERTA:Thor,
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you have to come clean
to your girl.
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No.
Deny, deny, deny.
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Listen, as someone who's been
lied to by an ex,
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honesty is
the best policy.
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Thor trust Alberta's brain
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more than Thor trusts
Trevor's brain,
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even though Alberta's brain
covered in ugly hat.
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Really don't like
taking hat flack
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from a guy who
wore a metal one
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in a lightning storm.[groans]
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Thor tell Flower everything.
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Now, so you all
wondering why
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Thor keep fling
with basement ghost secret...
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- - No need.
- No, no.
- Oh, no.
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You don't have
to explain that one.
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It makes sense.
Complete sense.
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Welcome to Deal Mart, Pete.
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You are gonna love it here.
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Everything you can imagine,
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and in quantities
only doomsday preppers
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or youth centers
could ever need.
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Good grape juice!
This place is huge.
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This is like JCPenney
on steroids.
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I bet the pharmacy aisle
blew your mind. Oof.
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There've been
a lot of innovations
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in cold medication
since your time.
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And yet, nothing for adults
in bubblegum flavor.
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Still.
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Bluetooth.
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Oh.
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Man alive,
I feel like Sam.
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Hold the phone.
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Five blades in one razor?
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There's literally no way
you could have more--
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Oh, my gosh, six!
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Okay, you've got
to be a ghost.
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How did you--
Oh, right. The arrow.
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I was murdered
by a little girl.
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Where?
In Sporting Goods?
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I haven't seen
any paramedics yet.
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Did it just happen?
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Oh, no, no, no.
I-I died back in '85.
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But bless your heart.
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Just love that I can pass
for newly dead.
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I'm so confused.
How are you here?
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Oh, right.
I guess I better get
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pretty used to explaining this.
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I just found out
my ghost power is
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I can roam wherever I want.
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Wow, that's
incredible.
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My ghost power is
making people forget
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why they walked
into an aisle.
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Oh.
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I'm Mike, by the way.
And this here's Gloria.
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We were trampled to death
on Black Friday in 2005.
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We both went for
the last big screen TV.
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I got it.
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Well, I'm Pete Martino.
[chuckles]
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Anywho, nice to meet you,
but I got to make sure
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I stick with my ride.[chuckles softly]
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Jay?
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Jay!
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MIKE:
I got this.
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Wait...
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What do I need
in this aisle?[snaps fingers]
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Got her.
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There is something Thor need
to get off chest.
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Besides armor.
[laughs]
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- Small joke to begin.
- Wait.
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There's something
I need to tell you, too.
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Thor, my time in the well...
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...it was cold,
dark and lonely.
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Must have been
hard for Flower.
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It was hard.
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There were times
I was ready to give up hope.
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But do you know
what gave me strength?
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Leg squats?
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Thor's been watching a lot of
Hard Knocks recently.
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You, Thor.
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I remembered that you would
never give up on me,
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and when I finally got out,
you would be here, waiting,
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ready to resume
our beautiful relationship.
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Mm-hmm.
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But, as alone as I felt,
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I know you must have felt
just as alone.
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Now what did you
want to tell me?
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Okay. Thor...
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want to tell you...
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that...
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Jay make cheesecake
last Tuesday. [laughing]
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It's like regular cake
but with cheese, yes.
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Mm.
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Thor, this is something
you can just
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kind of casually
drop in a conversation.
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It doesn't really need
all the buildup.
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[honks horn]
We're back!
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See? That wasn't so bad,
was it, Pete?
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Uh, Pete's not in this car.
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Oh, and no need to tell Sam
about that stop sign
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that I accidentally
ran through.
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Come on, buddy.
Let's get inside.
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Oh, my God,
he lost Pete.
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What do you mean
Pete isn't with me?
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Where is he?
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I don't know, Jay.
You're the one who lost him.
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- I can't see him!
- Oh, I'm panicking.
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Pete's too soft
for this world.
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He must be so scared
right now.
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And to think Alberta
talked him into this.
253
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We were all on board!
254
00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,321
You were sort
of driving the train.
255
00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:00,714
Okay. Let's not panic.
256
00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:01,758
We'll just go back
to Deal Mart.
257
00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,064
He's probably still there.
258
00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:05,588
Right. Or, um,
one of several other places.
259
00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,242
Wait, how many places
did you go?
260
00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:09,679
Well, I started at Deal Mart.
Then the gas station.
261
00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:12,073
And then the comic book store,
which was on the way to Sonic.
262
00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:13,161
You went to Sonic?
263
00:09:13,161 --> 00:09:14,815
Yes. And then I went
to a second Sonic
264
00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:16,773
because the first one's
milkshake machine was broken.
265
00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,645
Great. So we've narrowed
down Pete's location
266
00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:19,907
to the entire
Hudson Valley.
267
00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:21,430
All right,
we need to get moving.
268
00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:22,910
Okay, but fair warning,
269
00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:24,346
when you go to the car,
there's some trash from Wendy's.
270
00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:25,434
That is from yesterday.
271
00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:26,609
That has nothing to do
with Pete.
272
00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,480
In retrospect,
perhaps it was wrong
273
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,221
to place all our trust
in this man.
274
00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:31,614
And let history not forget
275
00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:33,050
the role Alberta played
in all of this.
276
00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:35,575
You really want to talk
about history, Isaac?
277
00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:39,448
[clicks tongue]
C-certain parts.
278
00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:42,451
Oh, God. It's almost time
to smell dinner!
279
00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:44,192
They're coming back
for me, right?
280
00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:45,628
Sure they are, kid.
281
00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:48,849
What--
What's going on?
282
00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,546
I was hoping
you'd be gone by now.
283
00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:52,156
Store's closed, Pete.
284
00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:55,507
Deal Mart after dark.
It's a whole nother store.
285
00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:58,206
- Huh?
- BUTCHER:
So, it's true?
286
00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:02,079
We got fresh meat?
287
00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:04,647
I appreciate you appear
to be a butcher
288
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,040
and you're making a meat pun,
289
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,129
but I'm getting
kind of scared.
290
00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,914
When the lights
go out, they fight.
291
00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,655
[quietly]:
I don't want to fight.
292
00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,526
New fish has to fight.
293
00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:16,746
I'm not fish or-or meat.
294
00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:19,575
Although, right now I am
feeling kind of chicken.
295
00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:21,011
Just try
to prove yourself, Pete.
296
00:10:21,011 --> 00:10:23,405
Otherwise, they'll keep
ripping you into pieces
297
00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:25,146
and letting you
reform over
298
00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:27,278
- and over again.
- I don't like that.
299
00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:29,280
[all chanting]:
New fish. New fish.
300
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,455
- New fish.
- Just run Pete.
301
00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:32,283
- I'll block them.
- But where will I go?
302
00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:33,458
Anywhere but
here. Just go!
303
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,025
[laughing evilly]
304
00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:36,157
Thank you.
305
00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:37,375
[chanting continues]
306
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,988
New fish. New fish.[screams]
307
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,511
Not again.
308
00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:44,382
New fish. New--
309
00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:47,821
So, what did you want
to talk to me about, Thor?
310
00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:50,214
As you know,
my girlfriend Flower's
311
00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:53,783
back from the well,
so... this, uh... Yeah.
312
00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:54,828
...it must end.
313
00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:56,177
And, uh,
should be easy
314
00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:58,658
since this mean nothing
to both of us.
315
00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:00,703
Totally.
316
00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,487
I mean, I can't read,
317
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:04,098
- but same page.
- And, furthermore,
318
00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:06,709
it would be nice if, uh,
you not tell anyone about,
319
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,189
uh, us. Thor think
320
00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:10,626
that it might hurt
Flower's feelings
321
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,367
if she find out that
322
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,586
I seek solace in the arms of
323
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:17,024
- basement dweller.
- Sure.
324
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:19,591
Wouldn't want anyone's
feelings to get hurt.
325
00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:21,463
Great. And, uh,
326
00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:23,465
good talk. [laughs]
327
00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,554
Well, here's the deal.
328
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,338
You want me to keep silent
329
00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:29,384
about our bone fest,
330
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,691
it's gonna cost you.
331
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,693
Cost Thor how?
332
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,347
Oh... [laughs]
333
00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:37,784
You'll see.
334
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:41,613
You'll see.
335
00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:46,444
I actually need to go this way.
336
00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:48,751
[both laugh awkwardly]
337
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,579
Okay, I just need
to get my bearings
338
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:52,537
and figure out where I am.
339
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,670
I know this town.
340
00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,324
Heck, I grew up here.
341
00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:59,893
Barack Obama Ave.
and Eli Manning Way?
342
00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:02,939
Who are they?! [crying]
343
00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:05,725
[screams]
344
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,031
What are you?
345
00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:11,295
Wait, stop following me.
346
00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:15,082
Stop following me,
you R2-D2 from hell!
347
00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:17,606
[screaming]
348
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:19,434
TREVOR:
All right, Thor.
349
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,392
It's your TV time. [sighs]
350
00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:25,005
Which episode of Vikings
will we be enjoying tonight?
351
00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,528
[clears throat]
352
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:32,099
Thor want to watch...
This Old House.
353
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,187
Really?
354
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:35,842
Yes, there is episode
where they focus
355
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,669
on water heater repair,
356
00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:40,672
which Thor...
enjoy very much.
357
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,457
That sounds good.
358
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:44,459
Great choice, Thor.
359
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,722
Wish I had
a seat, though.
360
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:51,118
Okay. [chuckles]
Take mine. Yes.
361
00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:53,685
Why are you being so nice
to that basement dweller?
362
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,470
Thor is nice.
363
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,993
Is main thing
about Thor.
364
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,953
Really? 'Cause you mainly talk
about beheading people
365
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,302
and ripping
their throats out.
366
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:03,826
Quick death is its own form
of kindness.
367
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:08,831
Well, we retraced Jay's steps,
and still no Pete.
368
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,486
Oh, no, poor Pete.
Did you look everywhere?
369
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:14,010
Yes. We went to six stores,
one gas station,
370
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,838
and a previously
undisclosed Sonic.
371
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,622
That location
is good for fries.
372
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,320
They all have
different strengths.
373
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,974
You are a chef, sir.
374
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,671
This guy's living
my best life.
375
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,629
I'm sorry, everyone.
I didn't mean to lose him.
376
00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:27,328
I-I do think it's worth
noting one last time
377
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,633
that I cannot see him
378
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,157
because it still seems
very germane.
379
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,376
Well, I'm back.
380
00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:33,725
[all cheering]
Pete!
381
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:36,467
- Oh, my God! Jay, Pete's back.
- What? Seriously?
382
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:38,339
[laughs]
Oh!
Get away from me.
383
00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:39,601
Pete.
384
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,081
I told you all
I didn't want to venture
385
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:42,909
out of the house, and none
of you respected that.
386
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:45,694
You bullied me into leaving,
and guess what? I was right.
387
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:48,392
But, on the bright side,
you did make it back.
388
00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:51,569
Barely. You guys have no idea
what I went through.
389
00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:53,528
This was the worst night
of my life.
390
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,791
Oh... PETE: Oh,
391
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:58,794
and thanks for telling me
the robots have taken over, Sam.
392
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,578
Real helpful.
393
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,972
It's just so good
to have you back, bud.
394
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,496
See? Everything worked out, Sam.
395
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:06,802
High five.
396
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,985
What is that delectable aroma?
397
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,682
SAMANTHA:
Pete's still refusing
to talk to us,
398
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:20,903
so we're having Jay lay down
a scent trap for him.
399
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,339
Is that him? Is he in here?
400
00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:23,993
Yeah, Jay,
she just told Pete
401
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,908
that Pete's refusing
to talk to us.
402
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,215
Come on, Jay.
Context clues.
403
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,869
Sometimes, I think
he doesn't even try.
404
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,045
PETE:
[sniffs] Mmm...
405
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,916
Oh, is that a little
nose poking through?
406
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:36,963
That's it. We got s'mores
for you to smell.
407
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,834
I'm still mad,
408
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,618
but me turning down
a gooey marshmallow sniff
409
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,620
isn't helping anybody.
410
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,536
Oh, that's toasty.
411
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,669
Pete, what happened
to you out there?
412
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:50,411
Deal Mart After Dark
is what happened.
413
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,673
I mean, when the lights are on,
414
00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,327
it's all low, low prices
and free samples,
415
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,894
but then, it takes a turn,
416
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,634
and Gloria's getting trampled
so I don't have to fight
417
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,158
a butcher with a cleaver
in his head.
418
00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,202
What's happening?
419
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:00,943
It's honestly hard to say.
420
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,597
I found myself alone and scared
421
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,251
and being chased
by some sort of droid
422
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,426
that smelled like burritos.
423
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:07,080
So how did you get home?
424
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,082
Well, luckily, from my
alive days, I remembered
425
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,953
that the bus station was
at the north end of town,
426
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:13,390
so I used the stars
to guide me there.
427
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:14,914
Then, I mapped out a bus route
428
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,351
with the fewest transfers
and lowest fares.
429
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,353
Why the
lowest fare?
430
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:20,658
Because I was already stealing,
431
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:21,790
I didn't want
to make things worse.
432
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,270
Sam, could you actually send
433
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:24,967
the transit authority $1.25
when you get a chance?
434
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,926
HETTY: Peter,
don't you see?
435
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,754
You used your scouting
and travel agent skills--
436
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,452
two things that,
up until this moment,
437
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,281
seemed completely worthless--
to get yourself home.
438
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:35,543
Now, that's remarkable.
439
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,414
Yeah, I-I know you were scared,
440
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:38,807
but no one else could do that.
441
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:41,418
I mean, I could
probably have done it.
442
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,246
Describe a bus.
443
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:45,814
Give me a minute.
444
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,470
Bus...
445
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:52,952
Pete, maybe there's a reason
you were given this power.
446
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,432
Think about it,
you were a travel agent
447
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:57,304
that never traveled anywhere.
448
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,088
- That's kind of weird.
- Well, I was always busy
449
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,785
planning travel
for other people.
450
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,222
Plus, looking at a pamphlet
451
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,528
can be just as good
as going somewhere.
452
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:05,877
You wouldn't believe
453
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,836
this brochure for Bali
I saw one time.
454
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:10,491
All of the sights
without the sunburn,
455
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,014
jet lag, or aggressive monkeys.
456
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:14,495
Peter, it seems like
you never traveled
457
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:15,583
because you were afraid.
458
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,411
Of the monkeys? Of course I was.
459
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,282
They bite and steal sunglasses.
460
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:20,718
No, afraid
of living.
461
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:23,112
When you were alive, you
were always playing it safe,
462
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:25,027
and still ended up
with an arrow in the neck,
463
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,898
but now, you're being
given another chance.
464
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:30,119
At the very least, do it for us.
We can't go anywhere exotic.
465
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:32,687
For God's sake, Nigel and Isaac
are planning to honeymoon
466
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:35,037
- in Samantha and Jay's room.
- What?
467
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,518
Think about all the amazing
experiences you get to have.
468
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:38,867
I know I for one
can't wait to hear
469
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,434
all your stories
when you get back.
470
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,698
I guess there is some place
I'd like to go.
471
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:46,527
Got it. Bus is the big
red one with the hose.
472
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,572
- That's a firetruck, man.
- Damn it.
473
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:51,271
[clears throat]
Flower, uh,
474
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,316
Thor have something
Thor want to tell you,
475
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,579
and want Nancyto hear.
476
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:56,754
Okay.
477
00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,408
While you were
away in well,
478
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:02,064
Thor seek solace
in arms of Nancy
479
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:05,067
and also in...
480
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,851
loins of Nancy.
481
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:10,507
Oh... what are you doing, Thor?
482
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,248
Taking back power.
483
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,555
So, Flower,
484
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,078
what you say?
485
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,733
Well, you did think
I was gone forever, I guess.
486
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:21,170
Yes! Is very
important point.
487
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,389
Well said.
Yeah.
488
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:24,739
And I am glad
you were sexually sated,
489
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:28,177
so thank you
for that, Nancy.
490
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,223
[laughs] Yes.
491
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:32,138
You are one cool chick.
492
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:35,445
Oh, Thor, you got yourself
a good one.[laughs]
493
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:36,925
And don't worry,
494
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:38,100
it was completely
meaningless for both of us.
495
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,928
No feelings
on either side.
496
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:42,583
I don't know about
completely meaningless.
497
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,367
What are you saying, Nancy?
498
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,804
Well, I'm saying I was happy
499
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,589
that you got rescued,
500
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,721
but, if we're being
totally honest,
501
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,594
I was having fun with Thor,
502
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,639
and it didn't feel great
when he asked me
503
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,902
to act like none of this
had happened,
504
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,948
like I didn't even count.
505
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:02,255
Thor, you said that to her?
506
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,343
[chuckles]
507
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:04,779
I can't believe you.
508
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:07,086
That is so rude to Nancy.
509
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,045
Why you mad at Thor?
She's the one blackmailing me.
510
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:11,394
Because I was hurt.
511
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:12,613
Yeah,
512
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,354
I dress in
a potato sack,
513
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:15,790
but I have feelings.
514
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:18,184
If you cut me,
do I not bleed?
515
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,403
Well, I don't.
I mean, none of us do,
516
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:21,970
but you get what I'm saying.
517
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:25,843
Okay, Thor not want it
to come to this, but...
518
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,846
...Thor apologize,
519
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:32,285
which, as we all know, solve
everything with no consequence.
520
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,200
I don't think so,
Thor.
521
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:38,421
So what does that mean for us?
522
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,075
I don't know.
523
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,034
I have to think
about it.
524
00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,125
Flower?
525
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,128
SAMANTHA:
So, how did
everything go?
526
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,479
[sighs] Well, I stopped the car,
I waited for a bit,
527
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,959
and I'm fairly confident
that he got out.
528
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,875
[sighs] Scary. Feels like
sending a kid off to college.
529
00:18:57,875 --> 00:19:00,008
Is it weird that
I miss him already?
530
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:02,837
The house feels so empty
without him.
531
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:06,275
[overlapping chatter]
532
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:08,843
Yeah. So quiet.
533
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:11,367
I do hope everything
goes okay for Pete.
534
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,369
This is gonna be good for him.
535
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:17,025
ANNOUNCER [over P.A.]:
Now boarding,
Flight 709 to Saint Lucia.
536
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,506
I'm going to meet
my family.
537
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,072
Trip of a lifetime.
[chuckles]
538
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:24,206
I know you can't hear me,
but I'm just so excited.
539
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,861
Um, e-excuse me, sir.
I-I don't have a ticket,
540
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:28,776
but a woman named Samantha
has promised me
541
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:30,517
she'll send you $500.
542
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,083
Have a nice day.
Thanks for the ride.
543
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,265
Thor, we have
a proposal for you.
544
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,614
Okay.
545
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:43,051
As you know,
I care about you,
546
00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:44,835
and I know
you care about me.
547
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:45,836
Is true.
548
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:47,708
But Nancy also
cares about you,
549
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:50,101
and I think you might
care about her, too.
550
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:53,061
At least on a superficial
boning level?
551
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:54,541
Will allow. Sure.
552
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:57,805
Furthermore, you know
that I have an extensive history
553
00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,720
with polyamorous
relationships.
554
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,809
I think I know
where this is going.
555
00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,550
So, what I'm
thinking is,
556
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:06,248
the three of us--
you, me, and Nancy--
557
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:07,771
all form a throuple.
558
00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,730
And before you answer,
559
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,167
just know that I am deeply in.
560
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,125
[sighs] She's a
beautiful soul.
561
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,780
I'm a team player.[both laugh]
562
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:20,393
And as far as us just being
in two-person thing?
563
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,264
Not currently
on the table.
564
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:23,787
Okay.
565
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:28,314
Well, I guess we are...
566
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,532
throuple now.
567
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:31,534
Yay!
Yeah.
568
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,319
Okay. Uh, yeah, you g--
569
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,756
- And then I'll... Yeah, okay.
- FLOWER: Right there. Uh-huh.
570
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,584
[laughs]
And then I'll do... Yeah.
571
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:38,672
Oh. Ooh. Yeah.[moans]
572
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,282
This is gonna be a train wreck.
573
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:44,155
Full disclosure, I also slept
with Pete's widow Carol.
574
00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:46,245
Me, too.
575
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:54,731
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577
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