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Will you make me
the happiest ghost

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on the entire property?No.

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I will make you
the second happiest.

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Your killer was my son Thomas.

5
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You've known this this whole
time and never told me?

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I'm very sorry, Alberta.

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No, I'm sorry.

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Sorry I ever considered you
to be a friend.

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You're so hot.

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Thor and Flower
both familiar with owls.

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Is definitely basis
for entire relationship.

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I think one of the ghosts
just got sucked off.

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Who?I have no idea.

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I hope it's Trevor.

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No one's in here.
I'll check the library.

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Okay, I'll check the kitchen!

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Library's empty.I can't see ghosts.

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I don't know why
I went in there.

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What's all the hubbub?Oh!

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Pete and Sass
just came down the stairs,

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so it wasn't them.Oh, thank God.

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Hey.And there's Trevor, too.

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Okay.What's going on?

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We saw a light.
Someone just got sucked off.

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PETE:
Okay, we need a head count.

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Everybody find
your suck-off buddy!

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Guys, get down here.

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I can't believe
one of them is gone.

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Let's not panic. Maybe it
was just a basement ghost.

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"Just a basement ghost"?

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Oh, God, that's not
what I meant.

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Real nice, Pete.
Real nice.

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Unbelievable!

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We just solved my murder.

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What's a girl got to do
to get sucked off around here?

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I, too, am here,

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despite bravely revealing
after a mere hundred years

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that my son was Alberta's
murderer all along.SASAPPIS: Yes,

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you're the hero of that story.JAY: I mean,

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we had a funeral for Trevor.

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I mean, we gave him
so much closure.

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Still here, bro.
Deal with it.

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Okay, Jay, so far
we're still missing Isaac,

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Thor and Flower.

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Oh, there's Crash.

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So, I just stuck my head
in the attic.

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Literally.

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Did you see Stephanie?

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The creepy chain saw prom girl?

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Still sleeping, as usual.

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That bird is out
like an unplugged jukebox.

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Nigel!

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Nigel?

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Nigel?
Has anyone seen Nigel?

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Captain Higgintoot!

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[gasps] Nigel! Nigel!

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Oh!Oh! [chuckles]

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NIGEL:I went to the shed to
boast of our betrothal

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but on my way back,
I saw the white light.

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I feared for the worst.

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Could you imagine,
one of us sucked off

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on the night of our engagement?NANCY: Well,

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all my basement friends
are accounted for.

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Sorry, Pete.

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So, that leaves
Thor and Flower.

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[all gasp]

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Jay, it seems like

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it's either Thor or Flower.JAY: Whoa.

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One of the main eight.

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♪

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[footsteps approaching]

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Anyone seen Flower?

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Want to show her
butterfly in pantry.

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What?

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♪

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SASAPPIS: Thor, you were
the last one to see Flower.

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Did anything significant happen?

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Personal revelations
or sudden epiphanies?

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Thor don't think so.

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Well, what was the last
thing you said to her?

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Believe it was
comment about cod.

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Specifically, flavor of cod.

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Specifically, that
flavor is good.

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I know that would shoot me
straight to paradise.

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PETE: I'm happy for Flower,

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but I'm gonna miss her.

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And I bet she'll miss us,

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if she remembers who we are.

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She did call you Dave last week.Yeah.

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But then she said,
"I'm sorry, Tom."

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So at least she knew
Dave wasn't right.Hmm.

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So, like, what normally happens
after a ghost moves on?

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Is there some sort of ceremony?

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It's been a long time, but
we gather, say a few words,

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much like a memorial
for a Living.

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Though there's not much
in the way of finger foods,

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because we can't
make finger foods

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or hold finger foods

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or consume finger foods.

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The things I would do
to a Ritz cracker.

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SASAPPIS:
Look, what happened to Flower

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is what we all want
for ourselves,

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but it comes with a lot
of complicated emotions.

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This is unfair. She was here
for, what, 50 years?

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I've been stuck in this dump
for a damn century.

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One of which is jealousy.

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I feel pain!

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Another is pain.

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Okay, not to be insensitive,

110
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but do you get the sense
that our engagement party

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is still on for tonight?

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It doesn't appear to be
foremost on people's minds.

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Sorrow!

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It's just that I feel bad

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because Samantha purchased
all those party supplies.

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NIGEL: The two balloons.

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Yes.Yes, yes.

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Hey, I might just be in my head,
but do you think

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Nancy told the rest
of the pit about

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my "just a basement ghost"comment?

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TREVOR: Pete, let it go.

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Trust me, bro,

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nobody's ever
thinking about you.

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Thank you.

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Hey. How's Thor doing?

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I mean,
losing your girlfriend?

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Between you and me, that is not
something you come back from.

128
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Uh-huh. You are sort of
whispering directly in his ear.

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Oh. Sorry, big guy.

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HETTY: Thor, loss is never easy,

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but as I once told
the grieving parents

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of a child factory worker
who'd been pulled into a loom...

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You know, it's hard when
we think someone's gone.

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By all means, take the floor.

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But in Hinduism,

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we're taught that
when a person dies,

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their spirit finds a new home,

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in a different body.

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Could be human,
could be an animal.

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Could be anything.
It's called reincarnation.

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It's nice to think
that Flower might be

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closer than you know.

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Please thank small man,
but, unfortunately,

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he not ease Thor's pain.

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World still dark.

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Love still dead.

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Hope... abandoned.

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So, uh, what did you tell
that poor kid's parents?

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Ooh. I told them
there's a job opening

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for your other child,

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and this time, be sure
to cut their hair.

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They cried with joy.

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PETE:
Knock, knock! Everybody decent?

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[chuckles] Just kidd...[gags]

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Wow. [groans]
I forget about the smell.

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It's a good smell,
of course.

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I mean, I... I-I like it.

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What do you want, Pete?Nothing.

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Uh, just, uh, coming to see
how everyone's doing.

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Nice of you to check in.

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Especially since
we're just basement ghosts.

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Oh, boy.
So you did say something.

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It's not my job
to protect you, Pete.

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Plus, it was a juicy nugget,

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and after a few hours
of water heater talk,

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you start looking for
other stuff to fill your day.

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CHOLERA VICTIM NIGEL:
Speaking of which,

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did anyone else
notice that gurgle

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the water heater was making
this morning?

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[indistinct chatter]

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We already discussed the gurgle!

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Damn it, it's boring down here.

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[whoops] Yes! Mark just
got here with his crew.

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Oh, they're starting renovations
on the barn today?

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We're gonna have
a restaurant, babe.

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Terrible investment.

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My friend tried
to get me to go in

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on something called
Buffalo Wild Wings.

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Can't imagine that
worked out for him.
[screams]

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Oh, my God!

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And this is the front hallway.

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That, of course, is Samantha

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that just screamed
behind the desk.

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Hello. [giggles]

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Pete just walked in with
a whole clump of cholera ghosts.

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[shudders]
I mean, welcome.

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Pete, what the hell
is going on? Hi.

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Um, wh-wh-wh-why don't you
guys make yourselves comfy

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in the living room?

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[chuckles]:
Don't let that name
offend you.

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I'll be back to resume
the tour in a jiff.

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These floors got to be pine.

193
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They're not pine, Stuart.

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Know your wood
or shut up about it.

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Okay, so I went
down to the basement

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to make sure they weren't
mad at me about

197
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the whole "just a
basement ghost" comment.

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Well, turns out, they were,
in fact, very mad.

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Well, who cares
if they're mad at you?

200
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Also, anger is
a very complex emotion

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to assign to them.

202
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Well, I don't like
anybody being mad at me,

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so to prove to them
how much I enjoy them,

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I kind of invited them
to come upstairs.

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But don't worry,
I-I'm sure

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they're gonna be going
back downstairs very soon.

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Mind if we go watch
that TV thing upstairs?

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Sure. Yeah. Kick back, relax,

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stay as long as you like.

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I'm not great with conflict.MARK: Hey, guys.

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Hey, Mark.

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How are things
out in the barn?

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Hey, you've been here
15 minutes.

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Do not tell me
that we have a problem.

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We have a problem.

216
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Walked into that one.

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Come with me,
I'll show you.

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Is that an owl?

219
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Common barn owl
by the look of it.

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Binomial name is Tyto alba.

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I took an ornithology class
at Penn

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'cause it was packed
with Tri-Delts.

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What's happening?

224
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Construction's held up

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'cause they found
an owl nesting.

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THORFINN:
Really?

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Owl.

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MARK:
Obviously,
we'll need to relocate it.

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Once they've started roosting,
you've got to

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move them miles away,
otherwise they just come

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right back
to the same spot.

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You okay, big guy?

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Love for owls

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first thing Flower and Thorfinn
find in common.

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Means great deal to us.

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Yeah.Feels like... sign.

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JAY:
You know what, uh, Sam,

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do we still have the number
of the guy who helped us

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get rid of the pigeons?

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Murph. Yeah, sure,
I'll give him a call.

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No!

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Actually, let me think.
Do I still have it?

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'Tis obvious
what has happened.

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Hours after
Flower sucked off,

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her favorite animal
appear in barn.

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It is just as Jay predicted.

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Owl not sign.

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Owl is Flower.

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Flower is Owl!

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Jay, we might have
another problem.

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Reincarnation!

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♪

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Okay, so it's kind of
a good news-bad news situation.

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The good news is that

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Thor really took

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00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:52,270
your thoughts on
reincarnation to heart.

257
00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:53,968
Look like Flower
little hungry.

258
00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:56,013
Maybe you slay mouse
to feed her?

259
00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:57,928
Uh-huh. The bad news is,

260
00:08:57,972 --> 00:08:59,147
Thor thinks that that owl

261
00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,583
is Flower.

262
00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:02,237
JAY:
He thinks that
his girlfriend reincarnated

263
00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:03,586
into an owl?

264
00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:06,458
A-A fully grown adult owl?And he's demanding

265
00:09:06,502 --> 00:09:09,374
that we don't move
or in any way disturb it.Sam,

266
00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:10,941
Mark's guys are on the clock.

267
00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:12,856
They rented a bunch of
heavy construction equipment,

268
00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,771
and we're losing money
every hour that we don't move

269
00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:17,121
that owl.
THORFINN:
Samantha, please focus.

270
00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:18,514
You have mice to slaughter.

271
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,082
Do you think Flower the Owl
would want mice

272
00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:23,258
or maybe
like a vegetarian option?

273
00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:24,476
Is excellent question.

274
00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,609
Sam, have Jay prepare both.

275
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,176
Do you actually think
that that's Flower?

276
00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:30,787
No, but I don't want Thor
to stop dating an owl.

277
00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,136
It's just that Thor is in

278
00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:34,051
an extremely delicate place
right now.

279
00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:37,098
Flower, I love you![hoots]

280
00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:39,143
You! I love you!

281
00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:40,362
She seem confused.

282
00:09:40,405 --> 00:09:41,972
[laughs]:
Classic Flower.

283
00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:45,062
And I just don't think we should
rush the grieving process.

284
00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:47,848
May-Maybe if we delayed
construction by like a week...

285
00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:49,806
Okay. I'm calling it.

286
00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:52,461
We can't always put
the ghost stuff

287
00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:54,289
before the people stuff.

288
00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:55,507
So I'm sorry, Thor,

289
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,988
but we got to relocate
the owl upstate.

290
00:09:58,032 --> 00:10:00,904
You move Flower,
I burn down barn.

291
00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:03,515
Like how I burn down
gazebo.

292
00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,387
Now Thor's saying
if we relocate Flower,

293
00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:06,997
he's gonna burn down the barn.

294
00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,477
Well, that's got to be a bluff.

295
00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:11,393
[electrical crackling][grunting]

296
00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:14,657
Oh, come on.

297
00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:15,658
Is just a taste.

298
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:17,094
JAY:
Okay, let me just sum up here.

299
00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:18,661
A thousand-year-old Viking
thinks that

300
00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,794
his dead hippie girlfriend
is now a bird,

301
00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:24,449
and if I move it
to achieve my lifelong dream,

302
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,408
he's gonna burn down
my restaurant.

303
00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:27,670
That's well summarized.Mm-hmm.

304
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,977
If it helps,
you've given Thor hope.

305
00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:31,892
[laughs]
It doesn't.

306
00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:33,589
Fix this, Sam.

307
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,026
I'm gonna go beg Mark
to let me ride the excavator,

308
00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:38,028
'cause I really need
a win today.

309
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,682
Flower hungry.
Chop-chop.

310
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:42,337
It mean "move quickly"
but also describe action

311
00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:44,469
you make when you
decapitate mouse.

312
00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:48,909
[sighs]
This is bad.

313
00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:50,475
Intolerable.

314
00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:52,782
Why is that one just standing
in front of the television?

315
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,697
You there, hello?

316
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:57,700
She likes the glow.Hey, could you scooch?

317
00:10:57,744 --> 00:11:00,224
Dirk only has
one cheek on the couch.

318
00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:01,573
DIRK:
It's kind of nice.

319
00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:04,054
It's creating
a breeze down Main Street.

320
00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:06,491
Nope.HETTY: Okay!

321
00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:08,711
While it's been nice,

322
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,713
all of us
being here together,

323
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,236
I think it's time
for some of us to return

324
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,585
to the dank pit
from whence we came.

325
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:15,152
You heard her. Scram!

326
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:17,720
Sorry, but we're
Pete's invited guests.

327
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,461
DIRK:
Yeah, he wants us up here.

328
00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:21,942
And it would be rude to leave.

329
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:23,639
Yeah.Peter!

330
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,641
Why are we in the basement?

331
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,078
Because, thanks to you,
this is the one room

332
00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,601
in the house
that isn't teeming

333
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:31,429
with potato sack-wearing
hobgoblins.

334
00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:33,431
Peter, you must
tell them to go.

335
00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:35,520
One of them asked me
to scratch their back sores.

336
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,479
I didn't know what to say.
I did it. I panicked.

337
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:38,959
ISAAC:
What if they're still
up there once enough time

338
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,656
has passed for it to be
appropriate to proceed

339
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,745
with an engagement party?
And, follow-up,

340
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,921
how-how-how long do
we think that is?

341
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,967
Okay, I admit this hasn't been
a Club Med vacation

342
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,098
for me either.

343
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,535
More like Sandals, no comment.

344
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:51,928
My fingers still smell weird.

345
00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:53,538
I can't just tell them
to come back downstairs.

346
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,018
They'll be mad at me.

347
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:58,021
Well, if you don't,
then we'll be mad at you.

348
00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:00,458
[sighs] Criminy,
this is one dill of a pickle.

349
00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:02,069
Pete.
[gasps]
Oh, my...

350
00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:03,548
Here's the deal.

351
00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:05,115
They got to go.

352
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,552
Wait, what? You, you don't
want them up there either?

353
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,119
What are you doing down here?

354
00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:11,643
Upstairs used to be the place
I could take a break.

355
00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:13,994
My respite from those weirdos.

356
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,996
But now I have no sanctuary.

357
00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:18,128
See? Even it can't stand them.
It's turning on its own.

358
00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:19,129
NANCY:
Look, Pete,

359
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,652
no matter what you do,

360
00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,480
you're gonna
piss someone off.

361
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,526
But if you piss me off,
I'm gonna spit

362
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:26,484
cholera juice in your mouth
while you sleep.

363
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:29,313
Well, that's a horrifying
and clarifying threat.

364
00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:30,575
Okay.

365
00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:31,968
I'll talk to them.

366
00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:33,578
JAY:
Hey.

367
00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:36,364
I just saw the bird removal guy
driving away.

368
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:39,106
Did you take care
of it already?

369
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:41,978
Yep, the barn is now owl-free.

370
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:44,024
Best wife ever.

371
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,460
And-and Thor's okay?

372
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,549
He's not crushed
that the Flowl's gone?

373
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,464
I'm combining
"Flower" and "owl."

374
00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:51,988
Kind of clever.Eh, I give it a "B."

375
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,816
Can you just back up?

376
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,732
No, uh, Thor seems to be
in pretty good spirits.

377
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,125
Did they take it upstate?

378
00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,648
A little more local than that.

379
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,824
Well, babe,
we don't want it to come back.

380
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,521
How-how local are we talking?

381
00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:05,349
[owl screeches]

382
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:07,090
Pretty local.

383
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,006
[gasps]

384
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:13,270
What did Sam do this time?Oh, man.

385
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:15,098
Jay is not happy.Stop it.

386
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:17,579
You don't know them.
They're ours.[owl screeches]

387
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,499
[groans]
Well, tried to feed the Flowl.

388
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:27,197
Turns out it does
not like soy mice.

389
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:28,372
Obviously.

390
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:29,460
Soy wreaks havoc on birds'

391
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:30,853
sensitive endocrine systems.

392
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,420
Oh, my God, Jay,
are you okay?

393
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:33,900
No, I'm not okay, Sam.

394
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:36,250
I was attacked in my own home
by a tiny dinosaur

395
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:39,340
and now I have to take
very specific antibiotics.

396
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,212
We're checking out
and we'd like a full refund.

397
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:43,648
Oh, gosh.

398
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:44,998
Was there some sort of problem?
[chuckles]

399
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,869
[owl screeching]Was it the heating?

400
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,828
Because I-I know that
there can be a bit of a draft.

401
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:51,221
No, it was
the large bird of prey

402
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:52,788
living in the room next to us.

403
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,224
Well, our website does promise

404
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:55,922
an immersive experience
with the local fauna.

405
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:58,315
An immersive experience
with the local fauna

406
00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:00,752
is how I got cholera.
JAY:
We're sorry, ma'am.

407
00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:03,233
And-and we're gonna take
care of the owl problem

408
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:05,018
and we are going to double

409
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:07,107
your Woodstone
Rewards Points.

410
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,630
Forget it, we're leaving.

411
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:11,154
Oh, I know that look.

412
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,808
No, you don't.

413
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,418
Okay, babe, this is
getting kind of crazy.

414
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:16,551
I mean, this cannot go on.

415
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:19,032
Well, I-I'm sorry, you can't
just snap your fingers

416
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,903
and expect somebody to move on
when they've just

417
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,470
lost one
of their best friends.

418
00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:24,428
Whoa, I thought this
is what you wanted.

419
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:28,084
You've always said your mission
is to help them move on.

420
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,565
It is what I want,
but that doesn't mean it's easy.

421
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,784
Babe, you don't really think

422
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:35,962
that that owl is Flower, do you?

423
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,441
No.

424
00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:39,356
But I get
why Thor wants it to be.

425
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,576
JAY:
Aw, babe. It's great

426
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,447
you want to help
Thor, but I think

427
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:46,537
what he really needs
is help moving on.

428
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,801
We're here for you.Go away.

429
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,542
PETE:
Hello, everyone. Um...

430
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,936
I-I-I just wanted
to say that I am, um,

431
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,939
so happy you all took me up on
my invitation to come upstairs.

432
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,462
Quit dithering
and banish the monsters.

433
00:14:58,506 --> 00:14:59,942
[Pete chuckles]

434
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,639
And, um...

435
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:03,728
it has been great having you.

436
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:06,601
[retches] Okay, uh,
here's the deal, you guys.

437
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,820
We kind of got a lot
going on right now.

438
00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,126
Um, Sam and Jay are fighting.

439
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:12,346
There's a gosh darn owl
in the house.

440
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:14,957
Not to mention we just lost
our dear friend Flower.

441
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:18,091
She was the, the hippie one
with the glasses?

442
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,049
It doesn't matter,
the point is...

443
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:21,050
We knew Flower.

444
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:22,051
You did?

445
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,835
Yeah, she visited us
all the time.

446
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:27,535
At first, we mainly bonded over
communal living and open wounds,

447
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:30,407
but then...
we became friends.

448
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:33,889
She was one of the kindest
people I've ever met.

449
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,760
She never treated
us different.

450
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:38,198
She was a good one,
and we'll miss her very much.

451
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,764
CATHERINE:
Yeah.

452
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,593
So what did you want
to tell us, Pete?

453
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,856
Ah, cheese and crackers,
this is gonna be hard.

454
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,033
What Pete wanted
to say was...

455
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:50,079
...we're having
a memorial for Flower.

456
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:53,648
And we'd like
to invite you all to join us.

457
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,519
Because you...

458
00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:57,173
are people.

459
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,179
Okay, that doesn't
get me sucked off?!

460
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,876
That was growth.

461
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,878
SAMANTHA:
Hey, Thor. Got a minute?

462
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:08,619
He's, uh, sitting
over by the cage.

463
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:09,751
Oh.

464
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:11,535
Uh, hey, Thor.

465
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:15,017
I know yours
was a brutal culture

466
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:18,020
that didn't care
about the suffering of others.

467
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:18,890
Thank you.

468
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,023
But I know you loved Flower.

469
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:24,157
Now, I didn't know her as
well as you did. I mean,

470
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,334
she got me high once, and I was
told that she watched basketball

471
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:30,902
near me on occasion, but from
everything I've heard about her,

472
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:34,384
she seems
like a real free spirit.

473
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,038
So...

474
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,388
if this owl
really is Flower,

475
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:41,783
then don't you think
that we owe it to her

476
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:44,612
to let her spirit be free?

477
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:47,049
Jay's right. I mean...

478
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:49,051
Flower was the happiest
person I know.

479
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:52,402
And look at her.
Does she look happy to you?

480
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:55,144
No, she does not.

481
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:58,713
I think we both know
what we got to do, big guy.

482
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,062
Jay, what are you doing?

483
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:03,065
I'm patting his shoulder
supportively.

484
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,588
Right?

485
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,068
Well, you would have been,
but he stood up a while ago

486
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,288
and now you're just
sort of slapping his ass.

487
00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:09,723
THORFINN:
Thor not mind.

488
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:12,031
Thor appreciate gesture.

489
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:15,338
Whatever.
We're bonding.

490
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:20,996
TREVOR:
Is that a mug shot?

491
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,476
Oh, it was
the only photo of Flower

492
00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:23,867
I could find on the Internet.

493
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,782
She was high,
apparently,

494
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:28,089
and naked and tried to join

495
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,397
the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.

496
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,746
Ah, that's our girl.
[chuckles]

497
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:34,183
Excuse me, everyone.
Clink, clink. Um...

498
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,838
if Flower taught us anything,
it was to celebrate

499
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,318
life's happy moments.

500
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:41,103
She would not want this
to be a somber affair.

501
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,236
In fact, she might
even want it to be

502
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:47,109
a combined
memorial/engagement party.

503
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,720
Isaac, sit your ass down.
We'll do your thing next week.

504
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,287
We'll take it.
[chuckles]

505
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,202
It's actually
my birthday next week.

506
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,725
Oh, come on.

507
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:57,902
Flower was one of the most
patient people I ever knew.

508
00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:00,644
I mean, she would
just sit and listen for hours

509
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:02,298
as I talked
about everything from

510
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:05,432
fly-fishing
and traveler's checks

511
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:08,957
to orienteering
and international ATM fees.

512
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,655
[sighs] And I think
for most of those hours,

513
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:14,484
she was aware
of what was going on.

514
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:17,661
Our girl was strong-willed,

515
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:20,273
single-minded
in her focus.

516
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:23,189
She knew she was never
gonna catch that butterfly,

517
00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:24,842
but, man,

518
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:27,845
did she never stop chasing it.

519
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,760
Well, I've only been here
a short time,

520
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,153
compared to all of you,

521
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,808
and maybe loss
still hits me harder

522
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,505
because I've had
less of it.

523
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,333
But I have had some.

524
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:40,162
And I've lived long enough
to know to cherish

525
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,077
the special people
who come into your life.

526
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,907
Because before you know it,
they're gone.

527
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:49,737
After a millennium
trapped in this world,

528
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:52,827
Thor not expect
much to change.

529
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:57,092
But then I meet Flower,
and was like...

530
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,747
first light after months of...

531
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,705
sunless winters.

532
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,533
She taught Thor

533
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,405
things he hadn't learned

534
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,407
in a thousand years

535
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,539
and positions unseen

536
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,367
in a thousand orgies.

537
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,891
That's... sweet.

538
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,722
THORFINN:
I will miss her...

539
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:20,768
...forever.

540
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,903
[chuckles]

541
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:29,037
THORFINN:
Goodbye, Flower.

542
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:33,781
[owl screeches][Jay screams]

543
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,963
[indistinct chatter on TV]

544
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,880
So, are they just upstairs
all the time now,

545
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,534
the creepy basement ghosts?

546
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:50,145
You just whispered that directly
into one of their ears,

547
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,147
but, yes, I think so.

548
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,410
What did you just say, Pete?!

549
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:56,151
What?
I didn't say anything.

550
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,197
You still wish it was

551
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:02,157
just a basement ghost
that got sucked off?

552
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,550
What? No!

553
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,073
I thought we were past this.

554
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,074
What the hell?

555
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:07,206
That's very rude.

556
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,468
Yes, I heard it, too.

557
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:11,166
And on this day
of coming together. Shame,

558
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,515
Peter, shame.

559
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:13,864
Did you learn
nothing today?

560
00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:15,649
NANCY:
All right, everyone.

561
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,259
Let's get out of here.

562
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:18,956
Back to the basement we go.

563
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,262
All right.
Aw.

564
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:21,481
Let's get out of here.

565
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,091
They're treating
us like trash.

566
00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:24,919
And we're not trash.

567
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:26,312
Right?

568
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,052
They are gonna curse

569
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,706
your name
for the next 100 years, Pete,

570
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,404
but I had to do
something.

571
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:32,883
I'll see you guys

572
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:34,537
for Bodices and Baronstonight?

573
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,887
[chuckling]It's a clever little thing.

574
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:45,635
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575
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:48,508
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576
00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:51,554
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