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Well, as you can see
in this brochure,
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there are a lot
of benefits.
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Samantha, we must speak
to you right away.
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She is with a guest,
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trying to sucker him into
joining something called
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the "Woodstone
Rewards Program."
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If you sign up now,
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you can start earning rewards
during this stay.
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We found Crash's head.
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Hiya, Toots.
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Oh, my God!
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Are we really offering
double points on weekdays?
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Yes, we are.
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Is actually
very good deal.
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Big morning. Not only did we
find Crash's head, but...
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guess what, Pete? There's a new
Martino Family newsletter.
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Pete's in here?
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Yeah, he, Sass, Flower,
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and Trevor are
watching you work.
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If you're
sensing any awkwardness,
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Jay very loudly passed gas
a few minutes ago.
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Did they just get in here?
It doesn't matter.
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Okay, well,
I'm on the edge of my seat.
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Let's hear that newsletter.
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Okay. Jay, you want to do
the honors?
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Yeah, sure.
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Uh, "Dear family and friends,
big news to announce.
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Laura and Brian
are getting married."
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My daughter's
getting married?
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This is amazing.
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Congratulations, Pete.
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Ha-ha! Did he high-five me?
Uh, no.
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Your hand actually just
went through Trevor's face.
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Oh, I'm sorry, but
it serves you right for trying
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to have sex with my sister.
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So, what's Pete saying?
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Well, I'm excited, obviously.
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I mean, from the
newsletters, Brian seems
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like a good guy. I just
wish I could be there.
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Man, being dead
is rough.
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Yeah. They never tell
you about all the downsides.
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Pete's sad that
he can't be there.
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Yeah,
it does sound nice.
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It's a ceremony on the deck
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at Carol and Jerry's house.
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My old house.
I built that deck.
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Sam,
why don't we see
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if they want to have
the wedding here?
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That's a great idea.
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Pete wants us to convince Laura
to have the wedding here
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at the mansion
so that he can attend.
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Well, I love the thought,
but I do see a few challenges.
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For one, they already have
something planned.
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And two, do we really think
that Laura would want
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to get married 50 feet
from where her dad bled out?
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It was actually a very clean
wound, very little blood.
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Still gave me nightmares
for a few weeks, though.
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Sounds like that
was hard for you.
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What if we offer it
to them for free?
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We say we're trying
to establish ourselves
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as a wedding venue,
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and we just want pictures
for our website.
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Sam, please. This would
mean so much to me.
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It's my daughter. I just want
to see her get married.
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Okay, I'll try.
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Yes! Thank you.
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Oh, what is
that smell?
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Oh, did, uh, did Isaac just
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walk through one of us? Yeah.
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Isaac's not in here, Jay.
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My tummy hurts.
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Oh, yeah,
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feels good to be reunited
with the ol' bod.
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Everything is copasetic now.
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Okay, so continue.
Where did you find Crash's head?
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We were in an unfamiliar part
of the woods
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when I heard a voice cry out
from within a hollow tree stump,
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"Yo, skirt,
look over here."
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That was me, for any of yous
who were not following.
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But how did you come to be
in this tree stump?
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Was your head dislodged
by a powerful sneeze, perhaps?
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No.
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Somebody tossed me in there.
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But who?
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Who would do that?
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See, that's the thing,
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I don't know.
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I was sitting alone one night,
watching the boob tube,
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when all of a sudden,
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someone grabbed my head
from behind.
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I was like,
"Hey, what's the big idea?"
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I couldn't see who it was,
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on account of they had me
by the back of my 'do.
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They carried me
out to the woods,
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and threw me
in that tree stump.
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That was a year ago.
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So this was
no accident.
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A crime has been committed.
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A headnapper is on the loose.
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And I will not
rest until
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I bring him or her to justice.
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And I'm gonna help
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because Game of
Thrones is over,
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and Momoa is not
in the spinoff.
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Everyone in this house
is now a suspect.
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And until this matter
is resolved,
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I must insist that no one
leave the property.
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We can't leave property.
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Thank you
for your cooperation.
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Okay, Carol,
I understand.
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Well, call us if you
change your mind.
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Sorry, Pete, it's a no-go.
You just gave up.
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What was I supposed to do?
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I offered her a free venue,
at-cost catering,
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triple Woodstone Rewards points
for their stay.
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When stick not work,
is time to try carrot.
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I think you have that
backwards, big guy.
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Nope.
Thor is correct.
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First, offer ceremonial
stick of peace.
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If enemy
does not accept,
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you stab in eye
with frozen carrot.
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So, you're saying
we should threaten Carol
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to get the wedding here?
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These silences, man.
Things escalate
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very quickly in these silences.
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There is one thing
we could use against Carol.
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I've never
told anyone this,
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so please don't judge me.
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I thought
I'd take this to my grave,
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which I guess I sort of did.
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Just say it, Pete.
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Okay, here goes.
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My deepest shame:
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The deck they're planning
to get married on,
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the one that I built,
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it's unpermitted.
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That's it?
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Pete's saying the deck he
built wasn't permitted.
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That doesn't sound
like a shortcut
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my guy Pete
would take.
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I know, but it was so close
to grilling season,
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and the permit office
was backed up.
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I guess I just kind of went
a little kook-a-luka.
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Kook-a-luka?
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Kook-a-luka?
You know,
means crazy, haywire.
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It's an expression.
No, it's not.
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Okay, so the deck
is unpermitted.
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What do we do with
that information, Pete?
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We unleash the fury
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of the Ulster County
zoning board.
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These small towns,
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we don't have much in the way
of regular crimes.
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An unpermitted deck
in Ulster County is like
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a triple homicide
in San Francisco.
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Okay,
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then let's report
a triple homicide.
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Okay, I'm gonna need
some more frequent updates.
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This every minute or so,
it's not working for me.
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Look, we're gonna
anonymously report
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Carol and Jerry
for the deck,
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leaving them suddenly in need
of a last-second wedding venue.
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Carol rejects stick,
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so now,
she suffer carrot.
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Carol and my grandson are here.
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The anonymous tip worked.
We got the deck condemned.
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Oh, no,
I'm so sorry, Carol.
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I know exactly
who it was.
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Jennifer Dobson
from down the street.
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I ran into her at
the Cracker Barrel,
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and she made
some remark about
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not being invited
to the wedding.
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I just can't believe she would
do something like this.
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Mm, and yet she did.
Obviously, it was her.
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Uh, but, you know what,
the important thing is,
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your daughter Laura
is gonna have
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a beautiful
wedding here.
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All because of an illegal deck.
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I guess crime does pay.
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Ah, it's not a great lesson.
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Don't repeat that for the kid.
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Where were you
on the night of the incident?
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Here in the mansion
that I'm stuck in
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for all of eternity.
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Care to be more specific,
tough guy?
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Do you have
an alibi?
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I don't remember.
It was a year ago.
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Do you guys remember what
you were doing a year ago?
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Very interesting.
No alibi.
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I am not responsible,
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which I would think
would be obvious.
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What do you mean
by that?
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If I wanted to dispose
of Crash's head,
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I certainly wouldn't have
tossed it into the woods.
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No.
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I would have waited
for a moonless night
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and dropped it into
the inky waters of the old well
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on the other side
of the property.
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If I had done it,
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no one would have
ever found him.
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We've reached
a dead end.
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Is there anything else
you remember? Anything at all.
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Maybe someone you
were beefing with?
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Someone who may have wanted
to get you out of the way?
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That's a big no, daddy-o.
Everybody loves the Crash.
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Come now, you've never
had an issue with anybody?
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Sass? Thor? Flower?
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Definitely not Flower.
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Before I got stumped,
we was making it.
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Necking like nobody's business.
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Necking?
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In your condition?
That seems a bit risky.
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It means kissing.
I... know that.
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I wish I could be a bigger help.
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So, very interesting.
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An illicit affair
with Flower.
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Who would be enraged
by such an affair?
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Enraged to the point
of skull thievery?
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Thor.
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Grandma, can I read my
book in the kitchen?
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If it's okay
with them.
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Aw, my scout manual.
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Is that Pete's manual
that we found here?
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He's obsessed
with it.
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Better than drugs,
I guess.
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Uh, knock yourself out,
little man.
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Laura's on
a work Zoom.
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Women today.
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They think they can have it all,
but she's not here, is she?
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Mm, sing it, sister.
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I'm excited
to get into the details
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about the wedding, though.
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Huh, kind of thought
my daughter
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would be here
to do this with me,
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not just the woman
who cheated on me
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with my best friend, but sure.
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Let's plan a wedding.
For color scheme,
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I was thinking orange.
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What? No, it's a,
it's a spring wedding.
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Let's go white,
let's go periwinkle.
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Uh, what about, like,
white and periwinkle?
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Really play up
the spring wedding theme.
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No, Jerry went to Syracuse.
We really love orange.
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Luckily, we're not asking Jerry.
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Uh, we were just
thinking because
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we provided the venue
for free...
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Yeah, we're gonna go
with orange.
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Okay, whatever, fine.
Let's talk music.
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So, let's talk music.
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In addition
to catering,
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Jay has also offered to DJ.
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Please call me DJJ.
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DJ Squared
is also catching on.
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Wikki-wikki.
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00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:56,003
So, any must-haves you want
to hear at the wedding?
255
00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:58,505
"Dancing Queen."
Uh, what about "Dancing Queen"?
256
00:08:58,606 --> 00:09:00,273
ABBA's not my cup of tea.
257
00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,675
Are you kidding me?
258
00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,443
It's a universal call
to the dance floor.
259
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,312
But anything else is fine.
260
00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:06,780
Wow, Pete, if you
hadn't pushed it,
261
00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,548
they could've
slipped it in no problem,
262
00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:11,151
but now it's literally
the only song they can't play.
263
00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,753
Cheese and rice.
264
00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:14,855
Okay, look, the only thing
I really care about
265
00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,590
is that there are lilies
at the wedding.
266
00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:19,126
In terms of flower arrangements...
267
00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,394
Yes, we're going with roses.
They're my favorite.
268
00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:22,896
I hear you. They're beautiful,
269
00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:25,866
but let me put this
in your ear-- lilies.
270
00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:28,535
My cat died from eating a lily.
271
00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:29,770
That is not good
for Team Lily.
272
00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:32,840
You know, lilies
are actually a symbol
273
00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,207
for fertility.
274
00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,375
Laura is 46.
275
00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:36,877
Right.
And this wedding
276
00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:39,780
is mainly so Little Pete
isn't a bastard anymore.
277
00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,382
Technically, he'll
always be a bastard.
278
00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:43,817
We're sticking with roses.
279
00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:45,886
Carol could never compromise.
280
00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:47,688
It was the worst part
of our marriage.
281
00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:50,323
Worse than her sleeping
with best friend behind back?
282
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,860
Oh, right. Thank you, Thor.
283
00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,629
We only have one question
for you,
284
00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,030
but it's a doozy.
285
00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:59,532
Did you really think
you'd get away with it?
286
00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,802
You think Thor guilty? Why?
287
00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:04,537
Because you were thrown
into a jealous rage
288
00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,039
by Flower
and Crash's necking,
289
00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,976
which, as we all know,
including me, is kissing.
290
00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,377
That was a year ago.
291
00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:12,746
Thor and Flower
weren't even dating yet.
292
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:15,148
Exactly.
That was your motive,
293
00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,516
getting him
out of the way.
294
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,485
We've got you
dead to rights, Thor.
295
00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,688
Make it easy on yourself, confess.
296
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:24,124
But Thor not do it.
Thor not jealous of Crash.
297
00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,625
Flower doesn't even like him.
298
00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,560
In fact, she told me that he
299
00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,029
starting to bother her and
300
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,898
saying that he was
getting all mushy
301
00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:33,533
because he started singing
too many songs of love.
302
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,502
Really?
Yeah.
303
00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:37,037
She say that he get clingy,
304
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,172
and you know that
she has commitment issues.
305
00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:41,341
So, you're saying Flower
might've had a motive
306
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:42,642
for getting rid
of Crash?
307
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,577
What do you know?
This pretzel has a twist.
308
00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,113
All pretzels
have twists.
309
00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,514
Not pretzel rods, Alberta.
310
00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,483
What were you doing out there?
311
00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,786
I'm trying my darndest to give
my daughter her dream wedding,
312
00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,822
and you're laying a goose egg
on the scoreboard.
313
00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:57,257
Pete feels like Carol's
steamrolling us on everything.
314
00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,792
Yeah, she's scary.
315
00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,593
The woman rolls
her own cigarettes.
316
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:01,929
She's like
an ice road trucker.
317
00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:04,264
I'm sorry, Pete,
you must be so frustrated.
318
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,900
Oh, I'm well beyond frustrated.
I'm darn near P.O.'d.
319
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,402
Oh, man, when Pete starts
abbreviating almost bad words,
320
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,470
you know he's upset.
321
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,239
Everything else I'm fine with.
322
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,640
I just need these lilies.
323
00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,442
Why are lilies
so important to you?
324
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,110
Not to me,
325
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,913
to my daughter.
326
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,414
All right.
327
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,050
Are you ready for Daddy
to walk you down the aisle,
328
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,852
to begin your life
with Mr. Snuggles?
329
00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:27,220
Wait, Daddy, I need my flowers.
330
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,956
Of course,
your bouquet.
331
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:31,191
How could I forget?
332
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:33,961
Thank you, Daddy.
333
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:37,230
These are the most
beautiful flowers ever.
334
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:41,101
Pete, did you call the
permit office about that deck?
335
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,504
I'll get to it!
I'm doing something!
336
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,573
Sorry.
337
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,475
That's a beautiful
story, Pete.
338
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,043
And I'm sure it would
mean a lot to Carol,
339
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,945
coming from you,
but unfortunately
340
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,580
she can't hear it
from you.
341
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:54,982
What if she could?
342
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:56,449
What do you mean?
343
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,951
Well, you know how Pete wrote
344
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,453
a bunch of notes down
in this book?
345
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,589
What if one of them
just happened to say
346
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:05,092
that his favorite flowers
were lilies?
347
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,560
Oh, I don't think
that's in there.
348
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,129
Not yet.
349
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,130
Oh.
350
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,131
Okay, normally I'd be opposed
351
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,465
to this kind of fraud,
352
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,768
but I recently learned
that crime does pay,
353
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,669
so let's do it.
354
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,839
So, after Thor revealed
you had a motive
355
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,107
for getting rid
of Crash,
356
00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:21,274
we have a culprit.
357
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,743
Oh, my God, who?
This is so exciting.
358
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,813
You, Flower.
It was you.
359
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,115
Wait, what did I do?
360
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,549
You hid Crash's head.
361
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:32,986
You and Crash were in
an intimate relationship,
362
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,922
but then
he started bugging you.
363
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,556
The crooning,
the poems,
364
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,525
the constant necking.
It all became
365
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,594
too much, so you dumped
his head in the woods.
366
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:44,597
He got too attached,
so you unattached him.
367
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,900
On the night
in question,
368
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,002
you snuck up behind him while he
was watching The Price Is Right,
369
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,703
and you snatched
his head.
370
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,840
Okay, fine.
371
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,375
I did it. I hid Crash's head.
372
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,310
Yes, you did.
373
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:58,478
But, more importantly,
374
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,013
we figured it out.
375
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,482
The crack investigative team
of Higgintoot and Haynes.
376
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,351
Pony and Bangs.
377
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,419
Alberta,
I love that.
378
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:09,689
Oh, because of your hairstyles.
379
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,791
"And that's why GoBots
380
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,094
are superior
to Transformers."
Mm-hmm.
381
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:17,464
"Now, when it comes to flowers,
nothing beats a lily."
382
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,266
He wrote it right there
in the margin.
383
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:20,600
It all makes sense now.
384
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,936
That is why I had lilies
stuck in my head.
385
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:26,073
I must have read it in
Pete's old scout manual and
386
00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:28,375
somehow internalized it. Okay.
387
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,111
I guess that would be
a nice way to honor Pete.
388
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,113
"And also 'Dancing Queen'
is a great number to bop to."
389
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,581
Add that when
she's not looking.
390
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:35,849
You guys talking my wedding?
391
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,017
Look who it is.
Laura, hey.
392
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,218
Ah, my little pumpkin,
393
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,987
who's older than me.
394
00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:41,754
That's kind of messing
with my head.
395
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,123
We were
discussing flowers.
396
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,692
Did you know that
your dad loved lilies?
397
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,827
No. I don't remember him
ever mentioning lilies.
398
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:50,097
And that's kind of messing
with my heart.
399
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,532
Really? No special memories
related to lilies?
400
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,935
No. Why do you think
he liked lilies?
401
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,470
Because he wrote it
in his book, right here.
402
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:58,671
No.
403
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,640
Grandpa didn't write that.
That's new.
404
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:04,211
Kill small child. Silence him.
405
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:07,547
Your grandpa
did write that, buddy.
406
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,282
No, it's new.
407
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,919
He's read this book
a thousand times.
408
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,753
Sounds like Little Pete
needs some friends.
409
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,656
And that writing
does look...
410
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:17,790
a little different
411
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:20,093
from this writing.
412
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,995
Wait a minute,
413
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:25,665
did you psychos
forge this?
414
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,200
What's happening?
415
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,836
She was obsessed with lilies
for her website pictures.
416
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,404
Then,
all of a sudden,
417
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:34,607
they found this thing
in your dad's book
418
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,476
about him
loving lilies.
419
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,045
Sam, fix this.
420
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:40,880
No, no, that is...
it's just a coincidence.
421
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,650
I don't think we should
do your wedding here.
422
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,252
What? No.
423
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:47,921
Yeah, this all feels
a little too weird.
424
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,722
Come on, Laura, help
me pack up my stuff.
425
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:50,924
Wait, please don't leave.
426
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,525
If you leave now,
you're gonna forfeit
427
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,294
all of your
Woodstone Rewards Points.
428
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:58,065
You were one night away
from a free pancake breakfast.
429
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,540
Come on, Pete, don't
beat yourself up.
430
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,908
No, it's my own fault.
I went too far.
431
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,978
And now I won't even see
my daughter get married.
432
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:12,345
And the worst part is,
433
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:13,613
she doesn't even remember
the stupid lilies.
434
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,215
One of my most
cherished memories,
435
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,883
and it means nothing to her.
436
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,152
Okay, well,
we're leaving.
437
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,254
Thank you for
a very weird time.
438
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,390
We're taking you off
the family newsletter.
439
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,092
No!
440
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:26,593
Even Thor upset
about that.
441
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:27,927
Was excited
to hear how
442
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:30,430
Cousin Debbie's trip
to Spain went.
443
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,065
She is most
adventurous cousin.
444
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,367
I just, I feel so bad
about this whole situation.
445
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,336
You're right.
446
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,905
I got obsessed with having
lilies in the photos,
447
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:41,708
and I should've cared more
about what you guys wanted.
448
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,611
You defaced a family heirloom.
449
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,614
I guess I just... I...
I went a little kook-a-luka.
450
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:50,150
I don't know
how else to say it.
451
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,684
What did you say?
452
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,153
I went nuts,
453
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,622
and I'm sure you guys
never want to see us again.
454
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,190
No, that word.
455
00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,360
Kook-a-luka.
Why do you know that word?
456
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,595
I... don't know.
457
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:05,298
It just popped
into my head. Why?
458
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:08,468
The only other person I've ever
heard say that word is my dad.
459
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,203
Did you read that
in Pete's book
460
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,338
or something?
461
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:12,605
That word's not in there, Grandma,
462
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,374
and I would know
because I have every word
463
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,009
of that book memorized.
464
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,510
Seriously,
465
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,846
somebody get this kid
a basketball or something.
466
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,582
I want to have the wedding here.
467
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,284
Wait, what?
468
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:27,154
I don't know.
I can't explain it, but
469
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,422
I feel Dad's
presence here.
470
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,758
I felt it the first time
we came last year,
471
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:35,128
and now,
hearing that word,
472
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,464
I don't know, I feel it now.
473
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:38,931
I'm right here, Pumpkin.
474
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:42,135
I want him to be
with me at my wedding,
475
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,737
just like when he married me off
to Mr. Snuggles
476
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,173
and gave me those orchids.
477
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,276
Right.
478
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,212
Orchids. (laughs) My bad.
479
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,246
Seriously?
480
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,048
What? I had a senior moment.
481
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,749
Technically, I'm 78.
482
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,152
Well,
that is one interrogation
483
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,088
Flower won't
soon forget.
484
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,155
You think?
485
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:03,823
No, she probably will.
486
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,295
Ah, well...
487
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,863
until next time, Bangs.
488
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:15,068
Oh, uh, just one
more thing, Pony.
489
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,704
You said Crash was watching
The Price Is Right
490
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,673
when his head
was stolen.
491
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:21,874
And?
492
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:25,245
And...
493
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:26,713
Crash didn't
tell us that.
494
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:29,516
The only way you'd know
what he was watching is if you
495
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,384
were the one who grabbed
Crash's greasy mop
496
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:32,519
and threw it in the woods.
497
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,821
Oh, well... well, you see,
498
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:37,657
there is actually
a very simple explanation...
There is.
499
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,760
It was you all along, Isaac.
500
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,396
The only thing
I can't figure out is why.
501
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,565
I was very bored.
502
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,667
I-I thought a mystery could
503
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,769
spice things up, so...
504
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,037
yes,
505
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:53,840
I tossed Crash's head
into the woods.
506
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,709
I thought solving the crime
could be a diversion,
507
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,112
something to help
while away eternity.
508
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:01,148
But why did you let it
go on for so long?
509
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:04,751
That boy was stuck
in a tree stump for a year.
510
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,119
There were several blizzards.
511
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,087
Well, admittedly,
that wasn't my intention.
512
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:11,391
The truth is,
I sort of just... forgot.
513
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,025
I know.
514
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,994
Shortly after
I stashed Crash's head,
515
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,796
things started developing
with Nigel, and then there was
516
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,831
a lot of hubbub around
the B and B opening up,
517
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,567
and plus the new season
of Bake Off came out.
518
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,601
Oh, Isaac.
519
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,503
I know. I'm not proud of it,
520
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,905
but at least one good thing
did come of this.
521
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,807
When was the last time
the two of us
522
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,842
spent this kind of time
together?
523
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,479
It was fun to be
on the case with you.
524
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:35,948
And why the hell
did Flower confess?
525
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,050
I don't know,
but that was great.
526
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,119
Maybe we could do this
again sometime.
527
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,154
I'd like that.
528
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,522
Although
waiting around
529
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,257
for an actual crime
could prove tedious.
530
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,893
We could lock a basement ghost
in the vault,
531
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,961
and then find them
in a few days.
532
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,699
I like the way
you think.
533
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,305
Thank you again
for hosting the wedding.
534
00:18:58,405 --> 00:18:59,606
Our pleasure, Jerry.
535
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,374
I'm just pleased
we were able to step in
536
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,910
after the whole incident
with Pete's unpermitted deck.
537
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,979
Which was
obviously called in
538
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,415
by a bitter neighbor.
539
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,784
It's okay. I'm gonna build Carol
an even bigger deck.
540
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,320
THOR
Yes,
541
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:16,989
Jerry will give Carol the
big deck that Pete never could.
542
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:17,824
Ooh.
543
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,659
Oh, look at Little Pete.
544
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,462
Your grandson's such a cutie. Agreed.
545
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,531
He is an adorable
little bastard.
546
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,999
Where are the bridesmaids?
This wedding sucks.
547
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,802
What is taking so long?
Where is Laura?
548
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,338
Did she get cold feet?
549
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:32,605
Peter, relax,
550
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:33,873
she's been with this man
for ten years,
551
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,174
and they have a child together.
552
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,743
The point is,
no one else wants her.
553
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,045
There she is.
554
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,620
Oh, Pete,
she looks so beautiful.
555
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,021
I can't believe it.
556
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,723
My little girl's
getting married.
557
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:54,627
Pete, you go walk your girl
down the aisle.
558
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,634
Ow, ow!
559
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:04,237
Worth it.
Ow! I-I'm okay.
560
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:07,139
Ooh.
561
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,314
You know, when I was
in the stump,
562
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,615
I thought about you
all the time.
563
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,285
Uh... okay.
564
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,453
I even wrote a song
for you.
565
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,121
You want
to hear it?
566
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,890
I'm kind of
watching something.
567
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,493
♪ Feeling cold,
shooby doo wop, wop ♪
568
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,795
♪ In the tree,
shooby doo wop ♪
569
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:32,031
♪ I thought about you,
shooby doo wop ♪
570
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:33,232
♪ Being with me ♪
571
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,235
♪ Oh. ♪
572
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:39,639
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573
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:42,975
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574
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575
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:52,352
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