1 00:00:06,870 --> 00:00:08,990 Missed a comma there, Sam. Thank you. 2 00:00:09,190 --> 00:00:11,320 SASAPPIS: I think you're gonna want an apostrophe there. 3 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:13,390 I mean, does she not see the squiggly red line? 4 00:00:13,590 --> 00:00:14,990 Um... (chuckles) 5 00:00:15,190 --> 00:00:17,530 Hello, Flower. It is, uh, me, Thorfinn. 6 00:00:17,730 --> 00:00:20,530 Uh, could I talk to you in the other room? 7 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:23,740 Well, no, 'cause I'm in this room. Duh. 8 00:00:23,940 --> 00:00:25,200 Thor, we're gonna find out anything 9 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,510 you have to say anyway, so just go ahead. 10 00:00:26,710 --> 00:00:28,540 (clearing throat): Okay, well, 11 00:00:28,740 --> 00:00:30,540 you remember the other day when you said you would go on 12 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:32,080 one-on-one date with me? 13 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,710 I was wondering... 14 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:37,580 if you still want to. Wow. 15 00:00:37,780 --> 00:00:39,320 It's been a long time since I was on 16 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:41,820 a regular two-person date. 17 00:00:42,020 --> 00:00:44,920 I used to go on a lot of three-person dates, some four. 18 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:47,960 There was one date I don't have a totally accurate number for, 19 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:50,360 but it was however many people could fit in a VW Bus. 20 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,400 Look, Flower, we don't have to... 21 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,800 She didn't say no, Thor. She just said she's nervous, 22 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,940 and then overshared about some sort of road orgy. 23 00:00:58,140 --> 00:01:00,170 There's no way they were all wearing seat belts. 24 00:01:00,370 --> 00:01:02,080 No. Thor... 25 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:03,640 I'm ready. 26 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,310 It's time. 27 00:01:05,510 --> 00:01:06,750 (chuckling): Okay, well... 28 00:01:06,950 --> 00:01:08,910 I'll pick you up at your room tonight, uh... 29 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:10,350 Cool. 30 00:01:10,550 --> 00:01:12,550 See you then. (others chuckle) 31 00:01:12,750 --> 00:01:14,590 That's fantastic. Congrats, buddy. 32 00:01:14,790 --> 00:01:16,490 Thor been dreaming of this moment 33 00:01:16,690 --> 00:01:19,190 ever since that magical day when 34 00:01:19,390 --> 00:01:20,390 Flower get eaten by bear. 35 00:01:20,590 --> 00:01:21,760 Oh, so what do you have planned? 36 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:22,930 Well, truth is 37 00:01:23,130 --> 00:01:24,700 the only thing Thor know about dating 38 00:01:24,900 --> 00:01:26,800 is from what I learned on reality TV. 39 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,270 But Thor can't take Flower 40 00:01:28,470 --> 00:01:29,940 on hot-air balloon trip 41 00:01:30,140 --> 00:01:33,340 or to private concert with unknown country music star 42 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:35,440 whose label also owned by the network. 43 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,240 You don't need any of that stuff, Thor. 44 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,810 You can throw her a great date right here at Woodstone. Really? 45 00:01:40,010 --> 00:01:43,220 Do others who actually have success at dating agree? 46 00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:44,750 Oh, absolutely. Yeah, definitely. 47 00:01:44,950 --> 00:01:47,320 Yeah, I know you guys can't eat, but I could ask Jay 48 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,420 to cook a delicious meal for you to smell. 49 00:01:49,620 --> 00:01:50,860 That would be amazing. 50 00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:52,660 And I could give you your very own concert 51 00:01:52,860 --> 00:01:54,260 after dinner. Yes. 52 00:01:54,460 --> 00:01:57,300 A-And I could perform some one-man improv for you guys. 53 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,100 Absolutely, if time. 54 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:00,500 We'll play it by ear. 55 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:02,900 Tonight is gonna be best first date ever. 56 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:04,070 (chuckles) 57 00:02:04,270 --> 00:02:06,460 * * 58 00:02:09,020 --> 00:02:11,280 Isaac, what are you doing in here? 59 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:12,550 I'm welcoming Nigel. 60 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:14,010 He just moved in to the library. 61 00:02:14,210 --> 00:02:16,920 Well, I've been waiting for you by the window. 62 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,850 Have you forgotten about our weekly ponder? 63 00:02:20,050 --> 00:02:21,950 Weekly ponder? ISAAC: Yes. 64 00:02:22,150 --> 00:02:24,120 Hetty and I meet regularly to stare out of the window 65 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,190 in the upstairs den and ponder life's great mysteries. 66 00:02:26,390 --> 00:02:27,690 Why are we here? What is our purpose? 67 00:02:27,890 --> 00:02:29,700 Do fish have nightmares? You know, that type of thing. 68 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,960 Well, please, do not let me keep you. 69 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,800 Are you sure? The last thing I would want 70 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,670 is to come between you and your best friend 71 00:02:35,870 --> 00:02:37,440 for the most special of traditions. 72 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:39,170 Well, then it's settled. 73 00:02:39,370 --> 00:02:41,570 Let's go, Isaac. 74 00:02:41,770 --> 00:02:43,840 Although, if I may be so bold, 75 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,610 what if I were to join the ponder? 76 00:02:46,810 --> 00:02:48,280 Oh, that's interesting. 77 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:51,580 And yet, there really is only room for two 78 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:53,920 to comfortably stare out that window. 79 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,120 Well, it's lucky I'm of slender build. 80 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:58,560 I could insert myself right between the two of you. 81 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:00,230 How wonderful. 82 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:02,080 Indeed. 83 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:04,960 (Jay laughs) 84 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:06,330 You want to postpone 85 00:03:06,530 --> 00:03:08,470 our Valentine's dinner date to instead have me cook 86 00:03:08,670 --> 00:03:11,970 a four-course meal for two ghosts to smell? 87 00:03:12,170 --> 00:03:14,270 Okay, sounds like Jay's on board. 88 00:03:14,470 --> 00:03:17,040 Babe, you got to start learning how to say no to the ghosts. 89 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,680 I know it's a big ask, but it's really important to Thor. 90 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:22,010 Well, can't he just do it another night? 91 00:03:22,210 --> 00:03:23,550 There's some concern in the ghost community 92 00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:24,850 that Flower could change her mind. 93 00:03:25,050 --> 00:03:26,550 And to be fair, we weren't going out 94 00:03:26,750 --> 00:03:28,390 on the actual Valentine's Day anyway. 95 00:03:28,590 --> 00:03:29,920 Right, because on that night, 96 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,060 I was making food for humans in exchange for money, 97 00:03:32,260 --> 00:03:33,930 which we're apparently now using to make 98 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:35,960 throwaway food for invisible people. 99 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:37,760 You can eat the stuff afterwards. 100 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,630 Why did you say "you" can eat it afterwards? 101 00:03:40,830 --> 00:03:43,570 'Cause Thor has a very specific menu in mind 102 00:03:43,770 --> 00:03:45,970 which isn't exactly my taste. 103 00:03:46,170 --> 00:03:47,440 Hmm. He wants to surprise Flower 104 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:48,710 with his favorite foods. 105 00:03:48,910 --> 00:03:50,180 He's very proud of his culture. 106 00:03:50,380 --> 00:03:53,080 Okay. What do Vikings eat? 107 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:54,580 Cod. (chuckles) 108 00:03:54,780 --> 00:03:56,820 Obviously, and some other things. 109 00:03:57,020 --> 00:03:59,820 Boiled antlers, rams' testicles, pig heart, 110 00:04:00,020 --> 00:04:02,290 horse because special occasion. 111 00:04:02,490 --> 00:04:04,590 I'll make a list. I do love cod. 112 00:04:04,790 --> 00:04:06,530 See? (chuckles) You're gonna love it. 113 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:08,590 NANCY: And who's this guy? 114 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:11,230 Once again, that's Lord Landingham. 115 00:04:11,430 --> 00:04:13,970 He is the main character of Bodices & Barons. 116 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:16,700 As I've said several times now. Right. 117 00:04:16,900 --> 00:04:19,970 Ah, Hetty, just the person I've been looking for. 118 00:04:20,170 --> 00:04:22,010 I'm hosting a welcome tea tomorrow night 119 00:04:22,210 --> 00:04:24,040 to properly greet my new housemates, 120 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,510 and I wanted to extend an invitation. 121 00:04:26,710 --> 00:04:27,680 Tomorrow night, you say? 122 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:28,980 Assuming I am not 123 00:04:29,180 --> 00:04:30,650 released from this endless purgatory... 124 00:04:30,850 --> 00:04:32,650 (laughs) I shall be there. 125 00:04:32,850 --> 00:04:34,120 (chuckles) Splendid. 126 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:35,390 I will see you then. 127 00:04:35,590 --> 00:04:37,020 Nancy. 128 00:04:37,220 --> 00:04:39,060 (grunts softly) 129 00:04:39,260 --> 00:04:40,990 Well, that was rude. 130 00:04:41,190 --> 00:04:42,090 What was? 131 00:04:42,290 --> 00:04:44,100 He invited me right in front of you. 132 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:45,730 Now, he has every reason 133 00:04:45,930 --> 00:04:48,330 to not want something like you at his formal event, 134 00:04:48,530 --> 00:04:49,940 but still, he could've waited for you 135 00:04:50,140 --> 00:04:52,170 to crawl back down to your lair before approaching me. 136 00:04:52,370 --> 00:04:53,640 Ah, no worries. 137 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:56,240 Captain Crumpet actually invited me yesterday. 138 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,740 I'm sorry, Nigel invited you 139 00:04:58,940 --> 00:05:00,250 before he invited me, 140 00:05:00,450 --> 00:05:01,680 the lady of the house? 141 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,080 That's what it looks like. 142 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:06,290 Well, this challenge shall not go unanswered. 143 00:05:06,490 --> 00:05:07,950 Nigel will rue the day 144 00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:10,290 he courted Hetty Woodstone as a rival. 145 00:05:10,490 --> 00:05:11,990 Now, who's this bald guy? 146 00:05:12,190 --> 00:05:14,460 Once again, it is Lord Landingham. 147 00:05:14,660 --> 00:05:16,900 He took his hat off. Oh. 148 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:19,700 THORFINN: Can't believe big night finally here. 149 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:21,730 Are you sure silverware properly laid out? 150 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:24,400 What about those beard braids? Are they okay? 151 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:25,600 You're just nervous 'cause this is 152 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,110 your first date ever, but don't worry. 153 00:05:27,310 --> 00:05:28,910 You're gonna do great. JAY: Yeah, big guy. 154 00:05:29,110 --> 00:05:33,150 You're amazing, and Flower has almost no other options. 155 00:05:33,350 --> 00:05:34,910 Yeah. Just stay calm. 156 00:05:35,110 --> 00:05:36,250 You're putting too much stress on this. 157 00:05:36,450 --> 00:05:38,220 (chuckles) No pressure. 158 00:05:38,420 --> 00:05:39,990 It's just that if date go badly, 159 00:05:40,190 --> 00:05:41,820 Flower will never want to go out again, 160 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:43,360 and then things awkward forever, 161 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,660 and then Thor be miserable for all of eternity 162 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:48,390 and want to die but unable to. 163 00:05:48,590 --> 00:05:51,060 Uh, babe, I don't think that's where the salad forks go. 164 00:05:51,260 --> 00:05:52,730 Oh, by the eye of the All-father, 165 00:05:52,930 --> 00:05:54,620 this is a disaster! 166 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,170 Okay, for your first course, this is my take 167 00:06:02,370 --> 00:06:03,810 on sour rams' testicles, 168 00:06:04,010 --> 00:06:07,730 which I've paired with an oaky cab, because why not? 169 00:06:11,470 --> 00:06:14,920 Okay. They are loving the smell of your testicles. 170 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,160 Happy Valentine's Day to me. 171 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:20,090 So, what was last two-person date you have? 172 00:06:20,290 --> 00:06:21,690 And follow-up-- 173 00:06:21,890 --> 00:06:23,030 how does this compare? 174 00:06:23,230 --> 00:06:26,600 Um, it was with this guy Michael. 175 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,200 And we just... 176 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,470 hung out and listened to music. 177 00:06:31,670 --> 00:06:33,870 It's not a great idea to bring up exes. 178 00:06:34,070 --> 00:06:35,310 Right, right. 179 00:06:35,510 --> 00:06:36,680 Thor forget rules of dating. 180 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:38,310 Never bring up other contestants, 181 00:06:38,510 --> 00:06:40,410 and never eat big meal before fantasy suite. 182 00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:42,250 There you go. (chuckles) 183 00:06:42,450 --> 00:06:44,350 So, Thor, tell me about this dish. 184 00:06:44,550 --> 00:06:46,350 Did you eat it a lot when you were alive? 185 00:06:46,550 --> 00:06:49,190 In my family, we would eat as last meal 186 00:06:49,390 --> 00:06:51,360 before my father would ride off into battle. 187 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:53,490 Mm-hmm. But one spring, 188 00:06:53,690 --> 00:06:55,880 Father did not return. 189 00:06:57,210 --> 00:06:59,230 And we never eat testicles again. 190 00:06:59,430 --> 00:07:01,230 Oh, Thor. 191 00:07:01,430 --> 00:07:03,240 (sighs) I-I wish I could try them. 192 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,100 What do they taste like? 193 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,170 Truth is, been so long, 194 00:07:07,370 --> 00:07:09,980 Thor not remember what they taste like. 195 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:14,010 This is sad for Thor that this memory is lost. 196 00:07:14,210 --> 00:07:16,010 (gasps) I have an idea. 197 00:07:16,210 --> 00:07:17,350 Sam could try them 198 00:07:17,550 --> 00:07:18,820 and describe them to us. 199 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:19,950 (chuckles): Yes. 200 00:07:20,150 --> 00:07:21,120 Sam, please. 201 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,890 In memory of my father, 202 00:07:23,090 --> 00:07:24,490 try the testicles. 203 00:07:24,690 --> 00:07:27,590 Uh, Jay, the ghosts are asking 204 00:07:27,790 --> 00:07:29,900 if you could eat some of the dish 205 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:32,060 and describe it to them. 206 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:34,370 Isn't that something you could do? 207 00:07:34,570 --> 00:07:35,700 Yeah, any person okay. 208 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:37,500 What? Women aren't allowed? 209 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:39,270 That's so unfair, but also, 210 00:07:39,470 --> 00:07:41,970 out of respect to your culture, okay. 211 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:44,660 Fine. (sighs) 212 00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:52,670 Mm. 213 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:55,190 Well? Yeah, it's not great. 214 00:07:55,390 --> 00:07:57,920 Why is it so chewy? 215 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,980 THORFINN: Mm, yes, all coming back to Thor. 216 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:04,130 This is... 217 00:08:04,330 --> 00:08:06,200 very special moment. 218 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,800 Aw, Thor. 219 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,650 I love this side of you. 220 00:08:10,820 --> 00:08:12,610 Ugh! Oh, God. 221 00:08:12,810 --> 00:08:15,110 The cab just enhances the flavor. 222 00:08:15,310 --> 00:08:17,110 Oh, this is a disastrous pairing. 223 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:19,650 * When life gets you down * 224 00:08:19,850 --> 00:08:22,110 * With a nasty surprise * 225 00:08:22,310 --> 00:08:24,950 * All you need to get by * 226 00:08:25,150 --> 00:08:27,690 * Are beers, trucks and wives... * 227 00:08:27,890 --> 00:08:30,120 Is cover of Luke McKewk song. 228 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:32,020 Very famous unknown country singer. 229 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,190 Oh. 230 00:08:33,390 --> 00:08:34,690 All right, hello. 231 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:36,660 I am Pete Martino, your one-ghost improv troupe. 232 00:08:36,860 --> 00:08:39,970 All I need to get started is a non-geographical location 233 00:08:40,170 --> 00:08:42,430 and something you wouldn't want your boss to find out about. 234 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:45,200 Just yell 'em out, folks. Oh. Pirate ship, and I'm stealing staples. 235 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,370 Pirate ship and stealing staples. 236 00:08:46,570 --> 00:08:47,570 Got it. (clears throat) 237 00:08:47,770 --> 00:08:50,280 Where arrr me staples? 238 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,140 (both laugh) 239 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:54,210 Impossible. Had to know suggestion 240 00:08:54,410 --> 00:08:55,210 ahead of time. 241 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:56,780 You have a gift, Pete. 242 00:08:56,980 --> 00:08:58,320 How much longer? 243 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:01,350 Oh, Pete says he has 45 minutes in him. 244 00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:03,220 Cool. 245 00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:07,230 Well, this is where I live. 246 00:09:07,430 --> 00:09:08,990 Yes, of course. 247 00:09:09,190 --> 00:09:10,530 I had such a great time, Thor. 248 00:09:10,730 --> 00:09:12,030 All that stuff you planned, 249 00:09:12,230 --> 00:09:13,930 and you didn't mention murder even once. 250 00:09:14,130 --> 00:09:16,940 Thor saw many openings but held back. 251 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,470 Can share on second date. 252 00:09:18,670 --> 00:09:20,140 (clears throat) I mean, 253 00:09:20,340 --> 00:09:22,370 if there is second date. (chuckles) 254 00:09:22,570 --> 00:09:23,680 Sorry. 255 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:25,740 Thor get ahead of Thorself. 256 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,710 Oh, I think you've got a pretty good chance. 257 00:09:28,910 --> 00:09:30,180 Thor... 258 00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:32,120 tonight was perfect. 259 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:34,400 * * 260 00:09:35,970 --> 00:09:38,040 (electrical buzzing, crackling) 261 00:09:39,340 --> 00:09:41,230 Sorry. (chuckles) 262 00:09:41,430 --> 00:09:43,000 I'm finally ready to try 263 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,260 that thing you've been asking me to do. 264 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:46,730 Really? Yes. 265 00:09:46,930 --> 00:09:48,600 But just this once and just for a few minutes, 266 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,970 we can engage in... pillow talk. 267 00:09:52,170 --> 00:09:54,470 Yes! The walls are coming down, baby. 268 00:09:54,670 --> 00:09:55,710 Don't read into it. 269 00:09:55,910 --> 00:09:57,280 I still view you largely as a replacement 270 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:58,880 for the washing machine. 271 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:01,380 But matters are on my mind, and I need an ear to bend. 272 00:10:01,580 --> 00:10:05,080 I'm here. You bend any part of me you like. 273 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:08,490 Well, I've been slighted by Nigel 274 00:10:08,690 --> 00:10:10,990 with a pointedly tardy invite to his tea party, 275 00:10:11,190 --> 00:10:13,690 and I have to develop a strategy to put him in his place. 276 00:10:13,890 --> 00:10:14,660 Got it. 277 00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:15,860 Remember the story you told 278 00:10:16,060 --> 00:10:17,260 about Mamie Fish and how she didn't 279 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:18,600 invite you to her daughter's debut, 280 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,700 so you threw a rival party to ruin it? 281 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:22,700 (gasps) Yes. I crushed that little girl. 282 00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:23,740 So do that. 283 00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:25,040 It's a pretty good idea, right? 284 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:30,140 You are one of the smartest washing machines 285 00:10:30,340 --> 00:10:31,810 I've ever come across. 286 00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:34,180 TREVOR: How about I show you my spin cycle? 287 00:10:34,380 --> 00:10:35,480 HETTY: Oh, my. 288 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:38,450 * Beers, trucks and wives. * 289 00:10:38,650 --> 00:10:40,450 Thorfinn just came in looking chipper. 290 00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:42,520 Ooh. Did my man get lucky last night? 291 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,860 (chuckles) Thorfinn is gentleman, 292 00:10:45,060 --> 00:10:48,030 so I simply say that date went very well 293 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:51,860 and I leave out part where me and Flower make out big-time. 294 00:10:52,060 --> 00:10:54,330 (gasps) They made out. My man. 295 00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:57,170 Nothing revs up a lady like some good improv, huh? 296 00:10:57,370 --> 00:10:58,270 Hey, guys. 297 00:10:58,470 --> 00:10:59,870 Hey. Good morning, Flower. 298 00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:03,510 So, last night was pretty special. 299 00:11:03,710 --> 00:11:05,510 Oh, yeah? What'd you get up to? 300 00:11:05,710 --> 00:11:07,910 (both laughing) 301 00:11:08,110 --> 00:11:09,650 Very funny. 302 00:11:09,850 --> 00:11:11,650 Why are we laughing? What's funny? 303 00:11:11,850 --> 00:11:14,150 Do you not remember date? 304 00:11:14,350 --> 00:11:16,390 Ugh, I'm so bad at those. 305 00:11:16,590 --> 00:11:18,360 I want to say... 306 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,160 April 35th? 307 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:21,960 No, that sounds wrong. 308 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,780 Ah. 309 00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:28,200 She does not remember perfect night together. 310 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,300 I'm so sorry, Thor. 311 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,040 We redo. 312 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,370 Tonight. 313 00:11:33,570 --> 00:11:35,270 Everything exactly the same. 314 00:11:35,470 --> 00:11:36,740 Uh... (chuckles) no. 315 00:11:36,940 --> 00:11:38,980 Jay and I actually have Valentine's Day plans 316 00:11:39,180 --> 00:11:41,550 that we already moved once for your first date. 317 00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:43,620 Exactly. So you cancel again. 318 00:11:43,820 --> 00:11:46,420 Which is how original perfect night began. 319 00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:48,720 (laughs) We're off to great start. 320 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:50,620 What's happening to our plans? 321 00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:52,260 I think you know. 322 00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:53,890 So, what do you think? 323 00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:55,760 Isn't tonight also Nigel's welcome tea? 324 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,630 Girl, I don't want to step on any toes. 325 00:11:57,830 --> 00:12:00,500 I'm sorry-- toes have already been stepped upon. 326 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:02,170 By Nigel. 327 00:12:02,370 --> 00:12:03,870 He is throwing a welcome tea 328 00:12:04,070 --> 00:12:05,600 on the one night that happens to be 329 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,310 the half birthday of this house's most beloved ghost? 330 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,040 (chuckling): That's true. 331 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,580 What was he thinking? 332 00:12:11,780 --> 00:12:14,010 Plus, I heard him calling jazz American filth. (gasps) 333 00:12:14,210 --> 00:12:15,780 Let's take this limey bastard down. 334 00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:17,380 So you're throwing a competing party 335 00:12:17,580 --> 00:12:18,920 just to spite Nigel? 336 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,620 That sounds like a powder keg that could explode, 337 00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:22,620 causing tons of unnecessary drama in the house. 338 00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:24,020 So you're in? 339 00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:25,290 Uh, yeah. Love it. 340 00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:27,060 Thank you for doing this. (giggles) 341 00:12:27,260 --> 00:12:30,030 I would very much like 342 00:12:30,230 --> 00:12:32,330 for you... 343 00:12:32,530 --> 00:12:35,470 to come to my party. 344 00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:38,170 Oh! Wow. 345 00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:39,640 Thanks, Hetty. 346 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,640 But I'm supposed to go to Nigel's thing. 347 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,710 Oh, it's making me beg. 348 00:12:43,910 --> 00:12:45,810 THORFINN: This is not right. 349 00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:47,310 Where last night sat two candles, 350 00:12:47,510 --> 00:12:48,480 now there's only one. 351 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,710 Does that really matter? 352 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,790 Yes! Everything must be exactly the same, 353 00:12:52,990 --> 00:12:54,590 because it will lead to perfect kiss 354 00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:56,550 at the end of perfect night. 355 00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:58,920 Were you wearing that blouse last night? 356 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,130 Yes. Hmm. 357 00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:01,660 It's not great color on you, but... 358 00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:03,560 we play the hand that we are dealt. 359 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,830 We would eat as last meal before my father 360 00:13:06,030 --> 00:13:07,670 would ride off into battle. 361 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,030 What do they taste like? 362 00:13:09,230 --> 00:13:10,170 (exhales sharply) 363 00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:11,870 (groans) 364 00:13:12,070 --> 00:13:14,440 * All you need to get by * 365 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,540 * Are beers, trucks and wives. * 366 00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:18,210 (laughs) Thank you. 367 00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:21,080 I'll take a non-geographical location and, uh, 368 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,150 something you wouldn't want your boss to find out about. 369 00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:26,380 Right. Okay. I'm going to say pirate ship 370 00:13:26,580 --> 00:13:29,000 and, uh... Oh, boy. 371 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,190 (whispers): Staples. 372 00:13:31,390 --> 00:13:32,490 Tables? 373 00:13:32,690 --> 00:13:34,190 Staples. 374 00:13:34,390 --> 00:13:35,530 What? 375 00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:37,500 Last night was staples. 376 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:40,670 I mean, um... where am I? 377 00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:42,000 Wait, I'm confused. 378 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,140 You actually remember the date? 379 00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:48,140 But date went so well. 380 00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:49,640 Why did you lie? 381 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,840 Because... (sighs) 382 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,510 I didn't want it to go well. 383 00:13:53,710 --> 00:13:55,280 I'm sorry. 384 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,250 I got to go. 385 00:13:57,450 --> 00:13:59,780 * * 386 00:13:59,990 --> 00:14:02,150 Relationships are harrrd. 387 00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:05,410 Sorry, once I fire up this engine, I can't turn it off. 388 00:14:11,510 --> 00:14:14,800 Okay, okay, I'm here. The party can begin. 389 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,330 Oh, no. 390 00:14:16,530 --> 00:14:18,070 That was a joke that was entirely reliant 391 00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:19,670 on the party having already begun. 392 00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:20,870 Where is everyone? 393 00:14:21,070 --> 00:14:23,140 It appears that they're elsewhere. 394 00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:26,440 Your entire house has stood me up. 395 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:27,650 But why? 396 00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:28,910 (Alberta exclaims) 397 00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:31,420 Oh, another half trip around the sun. 398 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:32,890 What a ride. (laughs) 399 00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:35,020 Man, you're really dominating Nigel's welcome tea. 400 00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:36,150 Mm-hmm. 401 00:14:36,350 --> 00:14:37,660 And what is going on here? 402 00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:39,290 SASAPPIS: Hetty's throwing an epic party 403 00:14:39,490 --> 00:14:42,160 on the same night as Nigel's party, for some reason. 404 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,430 And go. 405 00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:45,830 Hetty, is this true? Why would you do that? 406 00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:48,200 Nigel said he invited you. 407 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,830 Oh, he did, he did invite me, 408 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,840 after he invited this basement dweller. 409 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,660 Uh, please send Nigel my regrets. 410 00:14:56,590 --> 00:14:59,950 So this is revenge for some perceived slight? 411 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,480 No, that slight was very real. 412 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:02,880 You have acted most cruelly 413 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,850 toward someone I care about very much. 414 00:15:05,050 --> 00:15:07,120 And I would not have expected that 415 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,750 from my supposed best friend. 416 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,620 (gasps) 417 00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:14,240 Isaac, wait. 418 00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:17,760 Okay, can I get a suggestion of a children's game 419 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,200 and something you wouldn't want to eat for lunch. 420 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,800 What are you doing? 421 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,920 Saving this party. 422 00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:26,170 Hey, Flower, got a sec? 423 00:15:26,370 --> 00:15:27,910 I don't want to talk about it, Sam. 424 00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:29,440 Well, Thor is devastated, 425 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,040 and I just canceled two Valentine's dates in a row 426 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,280 to watch my husband choke down some rams' balls, 427 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,180 so I think you kind of have to. 428 00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:37,850 (sighs) What did you mean, you didn't want the date to go well? 429 00:15:38,050 --> 00:15:39,180 Because, if it went well, 430 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:40,850 then Thor and I could end up together, 431 00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:43,520 and it might be really amazing and we could fall in love. 432 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,260 Those are all good things. 433 00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:47,090 No, Sam, don't you see? 434 00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:49,190 Good things don't last. 435 00:15:49,390 --> 00:15:51,300 And I don't want to get hurt again. 436 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,400 Not after what happened with Michael. 437 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,200 Michael? Is that the guy you mentioned at dinner? 438 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,920 Uh-huh. 439 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,960 You can tell me, Flower. 440 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,080 We met in law school. 441 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,480 You were in law school? 442 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,650 Yeah. Well, not always in law school. 443 00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,650 A lot of times, we were outdoors, 444 00:16:09,850 --> 00:16:11,780 walking from one building to another. 445 00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:13,120 Sure. 446 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,150 We were planning a wedding for after we graduated. 447 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,970 But the universe had other plans. 448 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,830 * Tonight you're mine * 449 00:16:23,030 --> 00:16:24,700 * Completely * 450 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,580 (chuckles) 451 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,500 * You give your love * 452 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,850 * So sweetly... * 453 00:16:33,890 --> 00:16:37,110 That was my last one-on-one date. 454 00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:38,780 I'm so sorry. 455 00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:40,850 I didn't want to feel that kind of pain again, 456 00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:43,820 so I never allowed myself to get close to just one person. 457 00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:45,280 Even Ira. 458 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,850 But last night with Thor, 459 00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:49,850 it made me feel like I could be happy with just him, 460 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,360 and it was scary. 461 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:54,730 I'm really grateful you trusted me with all this, but... 462 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:57,560 I think there's someone else you might want to share it with. 463 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,200 That weird basement ghost girl. 464 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,730 No. The mailman? 465 00:17:00,930 --> 00:17:03,490 Thor. Just tell Thor. Right. 466 00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:06,670 I understand if neither of you 467 00:17:06,870 --> 00:17:08,210 feel like talking to me right now, 468 00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:10,280 but I owe you both an apology. 469 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:11,510 Indeed, you do. 470 00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:13,380 The truth is, 471 00:17:13,580 --> 00:17:16,550 I acted the way I did because I was jealous. 472 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,380 At first, of course, I was happy 473 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,150 that you and Nigel had gotten together, 474 00:17:20,350 --> 00:17:22,120 but then he moved in, 475 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:25,890 and I started to worry that perhaps I might be left behind. 476 00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:28,690 And I may have used the slight 477 00:17:28,890 --> 00:17:31,030 as an opportunity to lash out. 478 00:17:31,230 --> 00:17:33,530 Hetty, I had no idea you felt that way. 479 00:17:33,730 --> 00:17:36,830 If it makes you feel any better, I must admit 480 00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:39,700 I was a little threatened by your closeness with Isaac. 481 00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:41,970 It's hard to be the significant other 482 00:17:42,170 --> 00:17:44,640 when there's such a significant... other. 483 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:48,210 That may be why I issued a late invitation. 484 00:17:48,410 --> 00:17:50,420 Huh. So it was a snub. 485 00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:52,280 One I deeply regret. 486 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,350 Oh. 487 00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,490 Huzzah! 488 00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:56,490 Our wounds are healing. (laughs) 489 00:17:56,690 --> 00:17:58,120 And apply this knowledge as a salve: 490 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:01,290 There's enough of old Higgintoot to go around. 491 00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:02,690 (laughing): Oh, indeed. 492 00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:05,230 I was being completely silly. As was I. 493 00:18:05,430 --> 00:18:06,930 Such a détente calls for tea. 494 00:18:07,130 --> 00:18:09,930 I shall summon Sam to summon Jay. 495 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,590 (laughter) 496 00:18:14,690 --> 00:18:16,440 You don't regret the late invite. 497 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,860 Half birthday, my ass. 498 00:18:20,090 --> 00:18:21,950 Isaac shall be mine. 499 00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:24,020 Over my dead body. 500 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,530 (both scoff) 501 00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:28,420 Yeah, so that's what's behind my hang-ups 502 00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,420 with a two-person thing. 503 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:32,260 Very sorry that happened. 504 00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:33,830 That is very hard, but... 505 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,830 also, what I'm hearing is that 506 00:18:36,030 --> 00:18:38,300 Thor so great at dating that it is scary. 507 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,300 (both laugh) 508 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,530 The thing is, Flower, 509 00:18:41,730 --> 00:18:42,670 Thor cannot die. 510 00:18:42,870 --> 00:18:45,600 Thor already dead. But... 511 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:50,340 beyond all that, I know about pain, Flower. 512 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:52,540 I know about loss. 513 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:55,550 You recall powerful testicle story? 514 00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:57,320 Of course. 515 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:00,450 It was probably the most moving testicle story I've ever heard. 516 00:19:00,650 --> 00:19:04,690 Thor not saying that no bad things can ever happen, 517 00:19:04,890 --> 00:19:09,160 but when they do, maybe we could be there for each other. 518 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,530 Maybe we can. 519 00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:16,150 You saying that you are open to dating Thor? 520 00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:18,440 Okay. What the hell? 521 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,100 Yes! 522 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:21,740 Wait. 523 00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:25,440 How will I know you remember this conversation? 524 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,280 Here's a little secret, Thor. 525 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,080 I may forget a lot of stuff, 526 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:32,450 but I always remember the important things. 527 00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:34,450 Like our date. 528 00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:36,520 And that kiss in the hallway. 529 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,420 You remember? 530 00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:40,430 I could use a refresher. 531 00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:43,830 Okay, well, we were in the hallway. 532 00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:46,400 I was faced north very sto... 533 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,650 Come here, you murderous bastard. 534 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:57,310 Happy Valentine's Day. (chuckles) 535 00:19:57,510 --> 00:19:59,480 Well, happy six days after Valentine's Day. 536 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,250 I'm sorry that your favorite restaurant blacklisted us 537 00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,020 after we canceled twice in a week. 538 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:05,250 Ah, that's okay. 539 00:20:05,450 --> 00:20:06,920 No, it's not okay. 540 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,450 You were right-- I do need to say no to the ghosts more often. 541 00:20:09,650 --> 00:20:10,820 Especially when it's about something 542 00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:11,960 that's important to us. 543 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,230 Thank you. 544 00:20:13,430 --> 00:20:16,090 To our ghost-free dinner. 545 00:20:16,290 --> 00:20:18,060 Uh, Sam, is it really ghost-free? 546 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,830 I swear. I called in a favor to guarantee absolute privacy. 547 00:20:21,030 --> 00:20:23,370 Look, Thor, I just need Sam to light a candle. 548 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,170 It is time for my aromatherapy. 549 00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:26,740 Sorry. Not on the list. 550 00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:28,670 Come on, I just need a quick channel change. 551 00:20:28,870 --> 00:20:30,940 And I'm just feeling kind of lonely right now. 552 00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:32,240 I miss Jay. 553 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,480 ALBERTA: Sam, come on! Let us in! 554 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,080 SASAPPIS: Let me smell the lamb! 555 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,380 This is nice. PETE: Sam! 556 00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:39,620 Uh-huh. * Tonight you're mine * 557 00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:43,310 * Completely... * 558 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,630 Captioning sponsored by CBS 559 00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:55,570 and TOYOTA. 560 00:20:55,770 --> 00:20:59,250 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org