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<i>And you're locked in to
the sounds of the legendary...</i>

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<i>- Yeah.
- ...Kurupt FM.</i>

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Hold tight.
The phone line crew inside, yeah?

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Phone line number
to get you through, once again,

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is 07050-030-108.9!

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Kurupt FM was one of
the biggest pirate radio stations

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in the whole of Brentford, yeah?

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- Like...
- It was the only one in Brentford.

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It was the only one in Brentford, that's
what I mean, SO it was the biggest.

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- So Th-that's-- Yeah.
- No, just...

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Hold tight. The drive time massive.
All the sexy ladies round town.

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Sexy ladies!

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What made Kurupt FM different
is we always played the same songs.

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Not a lot of DJs do that.
And that's a confidence thing.

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I'll start doing...

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Decoy.

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<i>We was the first generation
to be like, "Enough of the guitars."</i>

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<i>- Do you know what I mean?</i>
<i>- Yeah.</i>

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Enough of that fucking weird singing.
Pick up a mic, get some decks

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- and do some real music.
- Yeah.

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<i>- Do you know what I mean?</i>
<i>- Golden era.</i>

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<i>You're looking
at '01 to '04, golden era, like.</i>

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- Do you know what I mean?
- And when did music get shit? 2005.

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Exactly.

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<i>♪ B stands for brutality</i>

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<i>- ♪ I said E
- ♪ e stands for the energy</i>

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<i>- ♪ I said A
- ♪ A stands for Audi</i>

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<i>- ♪ I said T
- ♪ Audi TT</i>

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<i>- ♪ T
- ♪ Guaranteed</i>

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<i>- ♪ T
- ♪ Riding the beat</i>

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<i>♪ T</i>

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♪ <i>T</i>

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<i>And was it the right time
to end Kurupt?</i>

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<i>Looking back at it, probably.</i>

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<i>Did we want to drag it on?</i>

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Well, yes, if I could.

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I dragged it On for years.
Do you know what I mean?

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It's lovely, innit?

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Iconic blocks, you know what I mean?

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We were legends within our own right.
DO you know what I mean?

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- Self-proclaimed.
- Exactly.

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- What, I’m a legend as well?
- Oh, God, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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If anything, one day,
the music industry will wake up

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and realize that Kurupt FM
was the biggest mistake they ever made.

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Facts only.

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Funny to think
that this all used to be mine.

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Yeah, man.

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Madness.

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- Oh, shit.
- So why are you living in a van?

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One doesn't choose to live in a van.

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Uh, life deals you a set of cards,
and they're all jokers.

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<i>As you can see,
I’ve got everything I need here.</i>

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<i>Uh, got the shirts.</i>

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If I’ve got a business meeting,
no problem.

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Uh, just put that on there.

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Hello, mate. Uh, businessman.

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You know, ready for business.
Uh, got towel.

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I wouldn't, uh, touch that right now.

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Have I made a lot of money
managing Kurupt FM?

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Yes and no.

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Actually, just no.

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<i>But recently, let's just say
I’ve been on the phone</i>

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<i>to a record label in Japan, mate.</i>

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Lovely.

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<i>Apparently, their music is being used</i>

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<i>on a TV show out there.</i>

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So it's great to have
a second opportunity, a second shot.

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And I will be the best manager
they've ever had in their lives.

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GRINDAH, GRINDAH...

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Where are you?

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Wait till I find him, mate.

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He's gonna absolutely shit his arse
when he hears the news.

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Oh, I think I see him.

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GRINDAH!

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GRINDAH! GRINDAH!

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- Oh, mate.
- Fuck are you doing here?

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- What are you doing?
- Mate.

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Don't film this. Don't film this.

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- What is this?
- Japan called me back.

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They called me back.
We're gonna get a record deal.

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- Like an actual record deal?
- Yes, mate!

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Your song is being used on the telly.

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They're actually flying us out,
definitely?

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Yes, mate. It's happening.

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- That's fucking cool, man.
- Yeah. Yeah.

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All right, then.

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Check this, then, yeah?

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Fuck the system, bruv.

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Man quits, like. You get me, yeah?

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This what I fucking think
of Your Majesty and that, yeah?

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Fuck them, yeah? Man quits, like.

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Hey, you just gonna leave that there?
So you've got...

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Well, yeah, I’m above that now.

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You said we're definitely going,
we definitely got a deal, yeah?

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Yeah, I think so.

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- You think so?
- I’m like 80% sure.

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- Oh, for fuck's sake.
- Sorry.

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I might just finish this round, then,
just make sure I get

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- this month’s pay...
- Yeah, that's smart.

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But then after that,
I’ll definitely quit, right?

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Yeah.

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There it is, Our world-famous track
that Japan's absolutely obsessed with.

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<i>♪ Bang, lyrical blow to the jaw</i>

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<i>♪ Bang, lyrical blow
to the jaw, bang...</i>

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Oh, mate. That is mad.

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Me and Beats, the main ones.

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My best mate Beats alongside.

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Yeah. That's DJ Decoy.

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He don't really say much,
but he made the track.

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Steves. They probably think Steve's
disabled, though, looking at it.

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But check this. Bare comments.

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Most of it's in Japanese.
I can't even fucking read it.

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And it... "Bang."
It says "bang" as well.

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There are quite a few "bangs." Wow.

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They're quoting my lyrics in Japan!

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Hey, Tony! You're gonna be a star, mate!

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Yeah.

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You'll be delivering your own bloody
royalty checks to yourself soon.

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No, I won't be doing this anymore.
That's the point.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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BEATS, OVER PA:
This is a colleague announcement.

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Charnice, please take your break.

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Charnice, please take your break.
Thank you.

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I’d recognize that MC voice anywhere.

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- Shh, shh, shh, shh.
- Oh.

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- Beats, you piece of shit!
- Fucking hell.

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Yes, bruv.

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- How you doing?
- What're you doing here?

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Uh, well, got some big news, ain't I?

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- I’ve already told Kevin.
- I wanted to tell him.

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- We're definitely going, yeah?
- We're going, mate.

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- It's happening, mate. Sold the van.
- Ha-ha! Sick!

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- I sold the van. He's quit his job.
- I've quit my job.

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- Wow, fucking hell. That's mad!
- Hey, we're doing it.

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- Kevin.
- We're doing it.

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- It's happening.
- It's happening.

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Kevin, Kevin. Did you call Jeff, yeah?

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- My son slash boss.
- I’m not your son.

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Well, stepson, but same smoky eyes,

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so people assume I’m his dad,
which I love.

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- Can you just get back to work?
- Uh, I’m a proud dad, Craig.

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Craig, what do you think of
your dad's record deal?

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Yeah, just get Off me
and just go finish your shift, yeah?

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Fine.

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- Yeah.
- That's mad.

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- Mad, innit?
- Yeah.

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Ah, bruv.

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When the music industry come knocking
at your door, like, you drop everything.

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Yeah, yeah, you rush to that door
and you Open it.

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- And guess who's standing there.
- Who?

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- Tiny little three-foot Japanese fella.
- NO, he's not tiny.

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- It's a massive record label.
- A lot of them are.

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Yeah, well, and it's a massive
record label and he's saying,

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"Oh, I want to sign you lot.
I want to take your lot track,

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put it on a TV show
and fly you out to Japan immediately."

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Yeah, and we say, "Yeah, definitely,

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as long as you lot
pay for flights and hotels."

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- Oh, God, yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.

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- They agreed?
- Yeah.

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- Yeah.
- What did you say?

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- I said, "Yeah."
- Yeah.

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I just want to thank everyone

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for the past year and a half
of working with me.

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I’ve had the greatest time.

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Wilf, Charnice,

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- thank you for all your support.
- Kevin, Kevin. Get off. Get off.

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And Kurupt FM are taking over Japan!

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- Anyway, see you in a bit, mate.
- Nice One, Kevin.

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- Angel!
- What?

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Angel, come help Daddy fold his
clothes. You know he struggles.

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Got it. Great.

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- What are you doing?
- Just trying to fit everything in.

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They're gonna get all creased
and you'll be upset.

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Angel! We got a plane to catch!

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What's the first thing
you guys are gonna do in Japan?

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- Uh, what are we gonna do, babe?
- Uh, right...

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- Get some good pictures, basically.
- Oh, yeah.

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We're just gonna, like, take in the
culture by getting selfies everywhere.

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- Beats, you still there?
<i>- Yeah, still here, mate.</i>

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- Is Roche there?
<i>- Did that stop...</i>

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Can I see her?
I haven't seen her for ages. Let me see.

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<i>- I thought I could hear her.</i>
- Hi.

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<i>Is Roche coming to Japan as well?</i>

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- NO.
<i>- Oh, that's sad.</i>

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It's not sad. Not everyone wants to go.

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- Look, babe...
- My talent alone

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has taken my whole family
to the best city in the world.

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Japan.

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<i>Who's that? Robyn? Hello!</i>

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Hello! It's Uncle Tony!

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It's Uncle Tony!

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<i>Hello!</i>

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- Oh, she's hiding.
- She's hiding from you.

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<i>- Yeah, she's a bit scared.</i>
- She's not scared.

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- Bubby...
- It's Uncle Tony! Hello!

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Right.

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Yeah, record labels
don't normally fly managers out,

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so I’ve had to sell the Merc.

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To four different people.

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Whoever gets here first can have it.

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I’ll be long gone by then.

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Gonna miss the Merc.

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- Is it actually a Merc?
- Yeah.

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Bon voyage.

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Right, I’m good to go.

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So what have you got there?

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So we got uppers, downers, uh,
ones to help you sleep.

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These ones wake you up.

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Um, those are good for anxiety,
which is good

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'cause pretty much
all of these create anxiety.

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Um... yeah.

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Now just got to get it all up my arse
and we're good to go.

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Yeah, Japan sounds sick and everything,

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but, uh, apparently they've got
a massive drugs problem over there.

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Um, you can't get drugs anywhere.

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All packed for Japan.

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So that's something that I’m having
to take into consideration.

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- Do you not have a door?
- Huh?

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Are you filming?

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Here you go, airport.

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Do you know where
the Japan entrance is?

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- Over there, mate.
- Oh, that way.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, once the condoms ran out,
I just started getting sandwich bags.

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A bit bigger,
but you can sort of fold them into...

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Just-- They still slid in all right,
to be honest.

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That's not Kurupt FM, is it?

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Oh. Kurupt FM is back.

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Oh!

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<i>♪ Back like we never left
Colder than...</i>

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<i>- ♪ Everest</i>
- Yes!

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- Coldest mountain in the sea.
- Yeah.

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Okay, guys,
I’ve got the boarding passes.

236
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,211
- You did there?
- I’ve printed them out.

237
00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,629
- Okay.
- Oh, sick, guys.

238
00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:31,506
- Did you do something to your hair?
- NO.

239
00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,468
Um, okay, Deeky, that's for you.

240
00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,720
- Anthony Zogra...
- Zografos.

241
00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:37,721
Yeah, okay.

242
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,723
Don't touch it. Don't touch it.
Steven Green.

243
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,224
There we go. Kevin Bates.

244
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,976
- There you go. Good to go.
- Yes.

245
00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:46,021
- Uh, last but not least...
- Yeah, yeah.

246
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,065
Oh, Lady Miche.
Sorry, uh, I didn't know...

247
00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,858
I didn't know that you were coming.

248
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,568
- Are you joking?
- They only paid for the boys.

249
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,361
They haven't even paid for me.
I had to pay for myself.

250
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,863
Why the fuck didn't you tell me earlier?

251
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,114
- Yeah.
- Well, I don't know.

252
00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,617
I thought they were just coming
to wave us off, friendly.

253
00:10:58,742 --> 00:10:59,785
What?

254
00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:04,372
Uh... So, sorry to butt in,

255
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:07,918
but we are cutting into
the very valuable duty-free time.

256
00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:09,669
I know you're excited about duty-free,
though.

257
00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:11,797
Tell you what, I can hustle it.
I will negotiate,

258
00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:13,423
and I’ll say he needs
his hair and makeup team.

259
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:14,800
- We'll fly you out.
- Yes.

260
00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:16,426
- Okay, thanks, yeah.
- Yes, duty-free!

261
00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,011
- We'll see you in a bit, yeah?
- Yeah.

262
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,055
- What even is duty-free?
- It's this place,

263
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,848
apparently, where they've got
massive Toblerones

264
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,184
- and big packs of fags and that.
- You’re joking. Toblerones.

265
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:26,228
- And you look after Mummy as well.
- Decoy, come On!

266
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,562
- Yeah.
- Yeah? All right.

267
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,981
- Decoy! Get in!
- I’m just saying bye.

268
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:32,275
Taking ages
with weird emotional goodbyes.

269
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,236
- I’ll see you guys later, yeah?
- Bye-bye. We'll see you.

270
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,071
Grindah's trying Toblerone.
We're gonna watch.

271
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,906
- Come on, hurry up.
- Sorry.

272
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,574
- Love you!
- Uh, yeah, same!

273
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,700
- Yeah.
- Bye!

274
00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:42,410
- Hello, mate.
- Hi.

275
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,663
- MC GRINDAH.
- Beg your pardon?

276
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,373
This is... No.

277
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,458
And where are you traveling to
today?

278
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,377
Tokyo. Uh...

279
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:53,380
We just got signed to a music--
you know the-- yeah.

280
00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,882
Sir. Sir.

281
00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:58,385
<i>Oh, mate. Big risk, big risk.
But you know what?</i>

282
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:02,013
<i>This is what entrepreneurs do.
We take risks, you know?</i>

283
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:03,223
I mean, look at me, yeah?

284
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,724
I came to this country in '95

285
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:08,270
with nothing but five pound
and my brother's passport. My passport.

286
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,150
My passport.

287
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,819
Where you traveling to today?

288
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,612
- Japan.
- Japan?

289
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,992
- And what are you doing over there?
- Nothing.

290
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,953
- Nothing?
- Uh... business. Sorry.

291
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,206
- Okay.
- Yeah?

292
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:30,792
Good to go.

293
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,961
- Oh, thank God.
- Thanks.

294
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,131
Have you told anyone about Japan?

295
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,340
Not really.

296
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,593
I’ve told literally
all my followers.

297
00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:41,928
NO One cares
about your Instagram.

298
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,472
So glamorous, isn't it?

299
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,016
This is mad.

300
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:47,559
- Breathe in.
- Seat four, yeah.

301
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,102
- Sorry. Watch.
- Um...

302
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,896
Can you just chuck that in there?

303
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:55,609
It's salty.

304
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,277
Got about 20 Toblerones in that bag.

305
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,821
- Give that to Decoy.
- We're on our second block.

306
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,156
Mmm, mmm.

307
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,824
Oh, hard.

308
00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:09,289
Oh.

309
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,417
Ah, sorry about that.

310
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,255
Oh, fuck.

311
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,174
Not this again.

312
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,177
How do you get off?

313
00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:26,056
Oh, God.

314
00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:27,807
- Deeky, guess what.
- What?

315
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,351
I’ve only gone and done it, haven't I?

316
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,769
What have you done?

317
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,854
I’ve joined
the mile high club.

318
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,481
You serious?

319
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,608
So naughty. It just happened.

320
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,568
Oh, my heart's still beating. Feel it.

321
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,320
- Uh, no, no.
- Feel it.

322
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,656
Y-You actually fucked someone?

323
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,491
No, on my own.

324
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:45,951
Just had a wank, isn't it?

325
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,828
Mate...

326
00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,622
I’m gonna have a nap, yeah?

327
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,499
I’m knackered after that.

328
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,585
Was gushing Out.
It was gushing out, mate.

329
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:56,795
From the pressure.

330
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,798
Came out like a bloody burst pipe, mate.

331
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:09,182
- Miche.
- Can I ask you a massive favor?

332
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:12,060
Basically I’ve told the entire Internet
that I’ve gone to Japan with GRINDAH,

333
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,561
but now it turns Out
we weren't included.

334
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,355
Oh, fuck. Sorry.

335
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,065
It's okay, though. I’ve got a plan.

336
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,025
- All right. Uh...
- Can I just...?

337
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,569
- Have you got chopsticks?
- What?

338
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,071
Can you bring those in, Angel?

339
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,532
- Give us that one.
- Oh, I’m so tired, you know.

340
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,534
Aren't we going home?

341
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,536
We can't go home.

342
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,371
But why can't you go home?

343
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,748
- We're supposed to be in Japan.
- One more.

344
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,465
What are you doing, Steve?

345
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,467
Bruv, I need to open the window.

346
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,677
Well, you can't open the window.

347
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,013
No, I’m suffocating. I need to get off.

348
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,181
Well, you can't get off.
We're on a plane, Steven.

349
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:51,599
We need to get off it because...

350
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,476
Fuck are you two doing, man?

351
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,228
- What the fuck's going on?
- The plane's shrinking.

352
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,105
Steve's being weird.
I think his wraps have burst.

353
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,690
Bruv, you missed it.
The plane's shrinking,

354
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,317
and, well, I need to tell the pilot.

355
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:01,776
No, the plane's normal size, innit?

356
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,278
- What?
- Let's get our heads together.

357
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,904
- Tie this around him.
- Ah, what's that?

358
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,573
- Why are they coming down?
- What?

359
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,576
Steve, we just need you to calm down.

360
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,995
- The government is sedating us.
- Keep talking to me. Yeah.

361
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,080
When you look up in the sky,
you see those lines?

362
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:17,167
We need to speak to the crew.
I want to speak to the pilot.

363
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:18,877
It's all right, it's all right.
It's all right.

364
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,921
We're gonna speak to the pilot. It's all
right. We're gonna speak to the pilot.

365
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:24,174
- It's all right.
- Steves! No.

366
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:28,094
No, Steves, no, no, no, don't.
They'll fucking...

367
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,096
- Listen, everyone...
- No, no, you're not allowed.

368
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,514
- We should tell everyone.
- Come On.

369
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,600
- They don't know what's happening.
- Shh.

370
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,518
- Everybody, get down.
- Yeah, it's all good.

371
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:36,519
We're his carers.

372
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,564
It's been compromised.
The plane's been compromised.

373
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,734
I never take more than I can handle.
That's the key with drugs.

374
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:46,946
Know your limit
and take exactly that amount.

375
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,532
- Oh, no. No.
- It's all right, mate.

376
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,117
Ah, shit.

377
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,787
Oh, fuck's sake.

378
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:55,246
- Sorry, sorry.
- We need to get away.

379
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,498
What are you doing?

380
00:15:56,623 --> 00:16:00,210
<i>Literally the only side effects
I’ve ever had from drugs is</i>

381
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:05,840
I’ve got dyslexia from smoking skunk,
and I got a free laptop for that.

382
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,259
So, in a way, it was a victory.

383
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,637
- Tie his hands up!
- Why can't anyone see?!

384
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:13,223
- Shut up, Steve.
- Why can't you see?

385
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:15,392
Can't take him anywhere.

386
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,436
Look happier, Angel.

387
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,271
- Why?
- Come on. Smile for the camera.

388
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,107
You're in Japan. You should be happy.

389
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:24,359
- We're not in Japan.
- Well, eat some noodles, then.

390
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,861
No. This is so stupid.

391
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,863
If you're gonna look miserable,
then pout at least.

392
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:29,989
All right, Miche?

393
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:31,783
Oh, yeah, Roche.
Can you get a pic for us, actually?

394
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,576
I’m struggling a bit
to get one of the two of us.

395
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,621
Do you not think that this is
maybe completely mental?

396
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,873
No, God, no. I need to be there
with GRINDAH in Japan.

397
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,917
- I’m supporting him.
- But you're not there.

398
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,919
I am on Instagram.

399
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,046
Temple.

400
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,965
I haven't been to that temple.

401
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:50,343
- God, you could've fooled me.
- Yeah, exactly.

402
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,053
I’m not doing that.

403
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,888
Well, you are. 'Cause you're in Japan.

404
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,765
No, I’m tired of this.

405
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,144
Kids. They won't do anything.

406
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:00,854
- They don't want to go to school.
- Yeah.

407
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:02,439
Don't want to go to Japan.
What do they want?

408
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:03,982
It's the kids that's the problem, innit?

409
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:05,817
Yeah. Hard work.

410
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:09,904
All right.
Well, have a lovely, um, evening.

411
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,574
Oh, thank you. Or as we say in Japan...

412
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,159
Thank you.

413
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,660
All right.

414
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,621
Should we take
his life jacket off?

415
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:19,706
Nah.

416
00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,166
Great neck support, actually.

417
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,293
- Yeah.
- Might get mine out.

418
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,589
You might not be up for this,

419
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,467
but do you want to watch <i>Fast & Furious</i>
at the exact same time?

420
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,010
- Um...
- And talk about it while it plays.

421
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,261
I’d love nothing more.

422
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,764
Three, two, one.

423
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:39,184
- Nice.
- Yeah, spot-on.

424
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,478
- Perfectly in sync.
- Exact same time, yeah.

425
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,400
I wonder if we're gonna
have fans at the airport.

426
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:48,735
- Put shades on him.
- What are you doing?

427
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,111
- I want to go home now.
- Come here.

428
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,905
- Get your bag On.
- I want to go home now.

429
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,364
Sorry, sir, can I...

430
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,408
Sorry, can I take this from you
before you leave, please?

431
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:56,701
- What is it?
- I’m sorry.

432
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,536
You can't leave the aircraft
with this on.

433
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,581
Smell that.

434
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,000
- Petrol.
- No, it's success.

435
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,596
- Japan City!
- Japan!

436
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:19,057
Look at the Eiffel Tower.
That is mad, innit?

437
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,017
Oh, yeah, fuck.
They must have moved it.

438
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:23,228
Oh, my days. Look how much neon
there is everywhere.

439
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,605
Oh, God, whoever does
their electricity--

440
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,483
Scottish Power,
they must be raking it in up here.

441
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,193
- Jesus Christ.
- Look, mate.

442
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,861
Kurupt FM!

443
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,781
Oh, they was all looking.
They was all looking.

444
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:36,699
Think I might be sick on myself.

445
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,327
- No, open me first.
- This is it, boys.

446
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,871
- You all right?
- These are bellboys.

447
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,957
- They're gonna take our luggage for us.
- Bellboys.

448
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,208
- Do you get it? Bellboys.
- What?

449
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,252
Bell-end.

450
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,462
Oh, my days, bruv.

451
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,548
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God, look at the view!

452
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,675
Wow, Japan City.

453
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,552
All looks the same, but it is sick.

454
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:56,761
- Oh, God, yeah. Yeah.
- Innit?

455
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,555
I need to go toilet.

456
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,348
- Bags my bed.
- Bags this one.

457
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,350
Bags my bed.

458
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,643
Right.

459
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,311
- You're gonna love it.
- Go. Go.

460
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:08,439
Oh, didn't realize
they had a staircase here.

461
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:11,901
Fucking hell, you bastard.

462
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,403
- Do you get it?
- Yeah, let me do one.

463
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:14,988
- Miming. Miming.
- Let me do One.

464
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,365
Uh, check this, check this, check this.

465
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,245
- What's that?
- Skllng.

466
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,871
- Skllng.
- Ski-- I’m skllng.

467
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,000
- That's good.
- You can literally do anything.

468
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,918
- Yeah. Oh, I got another one.
- Yeah, go.

469
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,545
Go. Tap in.

470
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,300
- Level three, please.
- Yeah.

471
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,719
- Minus three.
- Yeah.

472
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,262
Lift! Oh, I should've thought of that.

473
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,348
- It's quite comfortable.
- Yeah.

474
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,808
Fucking hell.

475
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,393
- Bruv?
- Yeah.

476
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,936
We finally fucking made it.

477
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,688
I think we have, mate.

478
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:51,649
Madness.

479
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:56,988
Check this out!

480
00:19:58,656 --> 00:19:59,866
Oh, that's insane.

481
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:01,159
Is this Pissing Alley?

482
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,369
- What? Huh?
- Pissing Alley.

483
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:04,871
Can you just piss anywhere down here?

484
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:06,873
- Yeah, basically.
<i>- What we out here for?</i>

485
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,166
What's it look like we're out here for?

486
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,793
Do you know what I’m saying?
We're out here to get a record deal.

487
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:12,754
Look at that.

488
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,130
We're out here to take over Japan,

489
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:15,757
- repair their music scene...
- Yeah.

490
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,843
...and show 'em what Kurupt FM's about.
DO you know what I’m saying, like?

491
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,803
Never do that chick.

492
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,305
I’d give her one.

493
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:23,931
- They don't know what they're in for.
- No.

494
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:25,350
- Lucky bastards.
- Innit?

495
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,477
15 years later, we're here, mate.

496
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:29,062
- Madness. Throw your "K"s up.
- Trust me.

497
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,105
- Kurupt FM, the rebirth, like.
- Yeah.

498
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,441
- Trust me.
- Oh, I’m fucking starving, mate.

499
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,109
- Yeah, let's get some food.
- You hungry?

500
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,070
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, I know a spot. I know a spot.

501
00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:39,739
This way, boys!
Come On! Tokyo!

502
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,199
Fucking hell, this is nuts!

503
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,619
Why is there so many crossings?

504
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:47,747
Decoy?

505
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:51,376
Decoy?

506
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,002
Decoy!

507
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,254
- Decoy!
- Over here, Steves.

508
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:57,423
- Follow my voice.
- Bruv, where are you going, bruv?

509
00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,300
You fucking left me
in the middle of the road.

510
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,594
- Do you even know where we are?
- Yeah, Tokyo.

511
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,513
- Go that way.
- Chabzy, I’m starving.

512
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,056
Yes, okay, we'll get ramen.

513
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,391
- Oh.
- Oh.

514
00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:07,433
Wow.

515
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:08,768
- Mmm.
- This is soup.

516
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,396
That looks delicious.
With a brown egg in.

517
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:13,064
How's that?

518
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,857
- I don't like it.
- Ah, I don’t...

519
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,442
Come, boys, this way.

520
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,444
Be a lot easier to read
if it was in English, innit?

521
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,196
- Where are we going?
- I don’t know, mate.

522
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:21,739
This place is like a bloody maze, mate.

523
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,033
- Bro! McD's!
- Oh!

524
00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:25,493
- Fucking McD's!
- Got a McD's here!

525
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,869
I knew it, I knew it! I knew I was--

526
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:28,579
I was taking them this way,
SO I meant to do that.

527
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:30,498
Are we really gonna go,
like, McDonald’s, like?

528
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,792
Oh, shut up, Decoy.
Don't you dare take this away from me.

529
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,252
Come on, Deeky.

530
00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:36,546
- The golden arches!
- Deeky, come on!

531
00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:37,880
- Bonsai!
- Bonsai!

532
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:41,050
Bonsai. Drink this, Steves.

533
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,353
God, it's like the future, innit?

534
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,857
Salaryman.
Check out these salarywomans.

535
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:59,736
It's mad how everyone's
dressed in suits. Ah, this is mad, bruv.

536
00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:01,988
Steve?

537
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,573
Steves. Look at me.

538
00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:06,033
You got to concentrate on not looking
like an absolute mess, yeah?

539
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,952
It's gonna be One Of
the most important meetings

540
00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:09,996
of our lives today, all right? Yeah?

541
00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:11,956
- Wipe the gak.
- Yeah.

542
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:13,416
Side of your mouth.

543
00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:16,878
Oh?

544
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,713
Yeah. And the other side.

545
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:21,174
Cool. Okay, yeah.

546
00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:23,509
Now you’re good.
I don't want to look at him anymore.

547
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:24,677
Let's roll.

548
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:25,678
- Wow.
- Wow.

549
00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:27,013
- Fucking hell.
- It's massive.

550
00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:28,848
This is it, boys.
Big time, big time!

551
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,767
Ah! Ariga... Uh, <i>konnichiwa.</i>

552
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:31,976
Kurupt FM.

553
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,227
- Uh, manager.
- Okay.

554
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,104
Okay, so ticket-- uh, I’ll do it, yeah.

555
00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:36,689
- Give to you. No, no, no.
- Oh, a ticket.

556
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,566
- I’ll do it. Yeah, take that.
- What's that for?

557
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,818
You give to me and I’ll give to them.
GO.

558
00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:43,488
- That's the lift?
- Oh, my God.

559
00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:44,822
- Fucking hell.
- Massive.

560
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,657
- Wow.
- Fucking hell.

561
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:48,075
Yeah, pretty high up, boys.

562
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:49,827
- What a view.
- Gotham City shit.

563
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:52,914
Stevie, keep it together,
mate. Keep it together.

564
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,460
- All right, just act...
- I’ll follow your lead.

565
00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:58,836
- Hello.
- All right.

566
00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:00,838
Oh, wow, that's finally
the respect we deserve.

567
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:02,089
Love that. Loving all that.

568
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:04,801
Cheers. Oh, sorry.

569
00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:05,843
Uh...

570
00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:09,305
He says you don't need to do that.

571
00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:10,640
All good. We insist.

572
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:12,809
Yeah, we heard you lot
get weird about it, so...

573
00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:14,852
What are you doing?
Steves, not your socks.

574
00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:16,187
Not the socks.

575
00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:18,981
Sorry, I’m just, uh,
very excited to be here.

576
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,025
- What a place you've got here.
- Yeah.

577
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,778
- Good lumbar on these as well.
- Oh, God, yeah.

578
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,781
Well, um, you guys can call me Taka,
A&R manager.

579
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,325
We're really excited to have you here.

580
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:31,285
And this is MIKI,
who I’ve organized to be

581
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,663
- your translator and fixer.
- Great.

582
00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:35,122
Fixer?

583
00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:37,959
Well, if you wanted a fixer,
I would've brought my bloody tool belt.

584
00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:43,506
Oh, sorry, I’m CHABUDDY G.
I’m the boys' manager of Kurupt FM.

585
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:44,841
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.

586
00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:46,217
We weren't expecting you, so...

587
00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:48,261
No, no, I paid for myself. Yeah.

588
00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:51,347
- Should I get some more chairs?
- Oh, no, no, it's totally fine.

589
00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,516
I can, uh, free roam. I can hot desk.

590
00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:55,726
- Sure?
- Yeah, he's fine. It's...

591
00:23:57,395 --> 00:23:59,272
First of all, on behalf of

592
00:23:59,397 --> 00:24:02,275
- Global Business Development...
- I think he's speaking.

593
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,735
...we'd like to formally welcome you
to Japan.

594
00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:06,362
Okay, are you saying
the same thing he's saying

595
00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:08,114
- or is that to...
- Yeah.

596
00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:10,825
Oh, okay. And first of all,
we would like to...

597
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,660
To him, yeah?

598
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:13,661
Yes.

599
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:16,581
...fOrmally accept
your invitation to your country

600
00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:19,041
and show you a little bit
of what we have to offer.

601
00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:22,879
- Let's just start with the "ays."
- Yeah.

602
00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:25,631
<i>♪ Hey!</i>

603
00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:27,592
<i>♪ Deppon the mic
Me have to kick on riddim</i>

604
00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:30,344
<i>♪ MC GRINDAH pon the mix Anna blend</i>

605
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:33,014
<i>♪ DJ Beat, him me right-hand friend</i>

606
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:36,517
<i>♪ Bust microphone
just like a automatic skeng!</i>

607
00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:46,319
- Ragga rap.
- Wow!

608
00:24:47,862 --> 00:24:49,405
Uh, do you want
to translate that for them?

609
00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:50,781
- Uh...
- I’m not sure I can.

610
00:24:50,907 --> 00:24:52,617
- Too deep to translate.
- Yeah.

611
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:54,619
Thanks again for coming.

612
00:24:54,744 --> 00:24:58,289
So, obviously people know
your track from the TV show.

613
00:25:07,632 --> 00:25:08,883
Fucking hell, yeah.

614
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:10,259
This is great, right?

615
00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:12,053
<i>♪ Bang, lyrical blow to the jaw</i>

616
00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:17,391
Really?

617
00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:20,311
<i>So, what do you think of
the game show?</i>

618
00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:22,730
<i>The game show is weird, innit?
Do you know what I’m saying?</i>

619
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:25,483
<i>I wouldn't say we like the show,
but, like, it's what they do out here.</i>

620
00:25:25,608 --> 00:25:28,027
It's what they-- it's culture.
Like, who am I to judge?

621
00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:29,153
Do you know what I’m saying?

622
00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:30,780
If you want to dress up
in a pink leotard

623
00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:32,698
and start dancing around
dressed as a strawberry

624
00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:34,742
listening to my track, that's up to you.

625
00:25:35,618 --> 00:25:38,704
<i>It's like when you hear
a drum and bass tune in an advert.</i>

626
00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:42,208
And that drum and bass tune
wasn't made for the new Fiat Punto.

627
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:43,751
- NO, it wasn't.
- Do you know what I mean?

628
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,879
It was made for ten white bros
with dreadlocks in a squat rave.

629
00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:51,926
They're nuts out here, in't they?

630
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:55,846
- Mental.
- This TV show is massive in Japan,

631
00:25:55,972 --> 00:26:00,059
so basically, everyone in Japan
knows your track.

632
00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:03,229
So what we want to do now is to put...

633
00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:05,523
- Please, uh, excuse me.
- Are you...

634
00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:08,192
- Um...
- I was... I'm just gonna go toilet...

635
00:26:08,317 --> 00:26:10,820
- Steves, this is the best bit.
- Uh...

636
00:26:10,945 --> 00:26:12,613
I’ll show you where it is.

637
00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:14,949
Thank you. It's just a piss,
so I won't take long.

638
00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:16,867
- Thank you.
- Back to it. Um...

639
00:26:16,993 --> 00:26:18,869
- Looks like a Calvin Klein advert.
- Yeah, it does as well.

640
00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:22,498
Yeah. I love you guys,
and I think there's great potential.

641
00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:24,333
We look fucking great
in black and white, mate.

642
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:25,584
Okay, so, um...

643
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:30,339
What the fuck are you doing?

644
00:26:33,968 --> 00:26:36,137
This-- the toilet sprayed me.

645
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:38,180
- Sprayed water.
- Oh.

646
00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:40,975
- Oh.
- Does it look like I pissed myself?

647
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,019
Yes, a little bit.

648
00:26:43,144 --> 00:26:45,062
I actually haven't this time.

649
00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:46,522
This time?

650
00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:50,484
I mean, some...

651
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,695
- You are funny.
- Yeah, no.

652
00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:55,406
I was joking about that.

653
00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:58,492
- Um...
- Uh, there's a dryer in the toilet.

654
00:26:58,617 --> 00:26:59,535
Okay.

655
00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:01,662
- Can you pull the pants?
- And then take...

656
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,497
Pull-pull pants down?

657
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:06,375
No, no, no, no. Just pull Th-this area.

658
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:09,253
I’ve developed a plan
for you guys.

659
00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:12,256
Some promo work with TV shows and radio,

660
00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:18,220
and then a big concert
to introduce you to your Japanese fans.

661
00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:20,264
- Yes! Yeah.
- Fireworks as well.

662
00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:23,100
I’ve developed a plan,
uh, for you guys as well.

663
00:27:23,225 --> 00:27:24,810
Um, I think we'll do some promo work,

664
00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:30,983
then big concert to introduce you
to the Japanese fans.

665
00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:33,444
Yes, what do you think about that?

666
00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:35,112
- Yes, I agree with that.
- Yeah? Yeah.

667
00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,239
Great idea. Uh...

668
00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:38,532
Hi. Manager.

669
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:40,868
- The manager.
- Yeah, manager, manager.

670
00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:41,994
- Hi.
- Hi.

671
00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:47,458
Just get right in there.

672
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:48,709
Okay, oh.

673
00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:52,505
You can... you can put on my shoulder.

674
00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:56,008
Thank you.

675
00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,551
You're welcome.

676
00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:00,846
How many tracks do you have?

677
00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:06,060
- Ballpark is, uh, about two...
- Two...

678
00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:08,896
I mean...

679
00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:11,023
I mean, two, three.

680
00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:13,109
- Do you know what I mean? At least.
- Max.

681
00:28:13,234 --> 00:28:14,401
Yeah, at least max.

682
00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:15,861
- So, you know.
- Two.

683
00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:17,822
So, I mean,
that's how potent our tracks are.

684
00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:19,073
- Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah.

685
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,075
- And-and they've lasted that test...
- Beats.

686
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,910
- Timeless.
- Why you showing me your crotch?

687
00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:25,037
I mean, Leonardo da Vinci
only did one painting.

688
00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:26,705
- Think about it.
- Yeah.

689
00:28:26,831 --> 00:28:28,999
Um, so, um,
MIKI will look after you guys...

690
00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:31,127
And I’ll look after you.
Obviously I'm here as well.

691
00:28:31,252 --> 00:28:32,920
Whatever you guys need, just ask.

692
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,880
Yes. Uh, can we get weed?

693
00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:39,718
Steves, come on.

694
00:28:39,844 --> 00:28:42,054
- NO.
- Don't lower the tone.

695
00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:46,600
Enough Of the foreplay.
Let's get down... to business.

696
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:52,148
We want 10,000 Japanese yen,
up front, in cash, each.

697
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,191
- Yeah.
- 10,000 yen?

698
00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:56,235
But that's just like 70 quid, right?

699
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,695
What do you mean it's like-- 10,000.

700
00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:59,071
Oh, well, not that, then. Not-not that.

701
00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:00,281
- Guys.
- Yeah.

702
00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:03,367
We wanted to talk to you
about the money side of things as well.

703
00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:07,121
Um, did the TV show never contact you
about the rights to the song?

704
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:08,622
- No.
- No.

705
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:09,915
Haven't got anything. Yeah.

706
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,502
Actually, they did contact me, um,

707
00:29:13,627 --> 00:29:16,797
but the thing is, I’ve had to actually
completely delete my email address

708
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:19,341
'cause I'm in the process
of being, uh, blackmailed

709
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:20,634
- at the moment.
- Oh.

710
00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:23,137
Why would they blackmail you?

711
00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:25,472
They said they've got footage
of me wanking through the webcam,

712
00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:27,558
- and they're gonna upload...
- Bruv, that's just a scam.

713
00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:29,351
Well, then how do they know
I was wanking, Deeky?

714
00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:30,728
Don't translate this bit.

715
00:29:30,853 --> 00:29:33,522
Uh, we'll-we'll make sure
you're looked after.

716
00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:35,482
- Great.
- You're our VIPs.

717
00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:36,483
Oh.

718
00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:38,527
This concert is
a big opportunity for you guys.

719
00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:41,030
- Where do we sign? Yeah, let's do it.
- Come On!

720
00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:48,287
Let's get in the queue.

721
00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:50,497
No, we-we don't queue.

722
00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:51,665
Oh, yeah, we don't queue.

723
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,167
- Oh, wow, look, paparazzi.
- Oh.

724
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,377
- Let's do it.
- Going for screw face or natural?

725
00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:57,129
No, just act completely natural.

726
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:00,883
Nice, huh?

727
00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:06,639
- This is mad.
- Check that.

728
00:30:06,764 --> 00:30:09,058
- Massive club, mate, yeah?
- It's massive, innit?

729
00:30:09,183 --> 00:30:11,936
- Mad in here, innit?
- Yeah, proper, man.

730
00:30:12,061 --> 00:30:13,646
- Thank you.
- Smoky, smoky?

731
00:30:13,771 --> 00:30:15,856
VIPs coming through!

732
00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:17,399
Very important people.

733
00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:19,151
- Oh. Chicks, chicks, chicks.
- Chicks, chicks.

734
00:30:19,276 --> 00:30:20,569
Steve, chicks.

735
00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:21,904
- What do I do?
- Tell Decoy.

736
00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:24,073
Oh. Decoy, Decoy. Chicks.

737
00:30:24,198 --> 00:30:25,449
- Here we are.
- Oh, amazing.

738
00:30:25,574 --> 00:30:27,451
This is SHIRO.
He's another artist on our label.

739
00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:28,911
- Wagwan, G. Good, yeah?
- Yeah.

740
00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:30,454
GRINDAH. GRINDAH.

741
00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:32,122
- What?
- Oh. Hey, cool cap.

742
00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:34,583
GRINDAH, ginger hair.

743
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:35,876
I didn't know you had gingers out here.

744
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:36,961
- Nice.
- My hair?

745
00:30:37,086 --> 00:30:38,045
- Yeah.
- I- I dye.

746
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,463
You... Oh, you choose to be ginger?

747
00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:40,923
- Wow.
- I choose to be ginger.

748
00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:43,425
Ln England, it's the sign
Of a weaker person.

749
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:45,427
- Very, very weak.
- Yeah. Bye.

750
00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:48,264
We've got our own champagne.
Beats! Oh, here we go!

751
00:30:48,389 --> 00:30:49,598
Is that Brut?

752
00:30:51,809 --> 00:30:52,893
Uh, Taka, one for the manager?

753
00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:54,186
- One glass for me?
- Yes.

754
00:30:54,311 --> 00:30:56,021
Where is it? It's coming?

755
00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:57,731
Okay, guys, shall we do a toast?

756
00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:59,608
- Yes, yes. Wait for it.
- Maybe wait for my glass.

757
00:30:59,733 --> 00:31:00,776
Oh, here we go.

758
00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:02,152
- Kurupt FM.
- Wait, wait.

759
00:31:02,278 --> 00:31:03,988
The rest are irrelevant!

760
00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:08,492
<i>So, um, what's your role in Japan?</i>

761
00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:11,537
<i>I’ve got a lot to do.
Lot of jobs to do, lot of tasks.</i>

762
00:31:11,662 --> 00:31:12,997
Any examples?

763
00:31:13,122 --> 00:31:16,083
Examples? I mean, SO many things.
I don't even know where I could start.

764
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,418
I mean, I need to walk around,

765
00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:19,295
talk to people,
make sure everyone's all right.

766
00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:21,588
I need to make sure that,
you know, the-the...

767
00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:23,340
you know, everything's all right.

768
00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:25,426
- Any specific job?
- I just gave you specific.

769
00:31:25,551 --> 00:31:27,219
Making sure everything's all right.

770
00:31:27,344 --> 00:31:29,096
Taka, can I get my glass?
Is my glass coming?

771
00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:30,681
- Yes, it's coming. It's coming.
- It's coming?

772
00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:32,641
<i>Why should I give you
all my secrets and tips</i>

773
00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:35,561
<i>on how to be a successful manager?
You know what I mean? I'm smart.</i>

774
00:31:35,686 --> 00:31:37,438
'Cause then you could just
become the manager.

775
00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:39,690
Taka could become, like...
He's not the manager, though.

776
00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:41,692
I'm the manager.
Let's get that straight.

777
00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:43,777
Really, tell me what you want,
I’ll make it happen.

778
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,654
- Everything. Yep.
- Okay, okay.

779
00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:48,699
Tell me, as well. Tell me what you want,
and I can make it happen, as well.

780
00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:50,200
Yeah, that's really loud.
I can't hear him.

781
00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:51,702
- Don't hesitate.
- Okay.

782
00:31:52,745 --> 00:31:54,621
Weed, anyone?

783
00:31:54,747 --> 00:31:56,498
Anyone... anyone smoke?

784
00:31:57,541 --> 00:31:59,335
Anyone got any fucking weed?

785
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:01,545
Steve! Steve!

786
00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:06,633
I wanted to give you this away from Taka
because he doesn’t like it.

787
00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:09,011
What's that? Is that a zoot?

788
00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:11,513
- That's a zoot!
- Yes, it's weed.

789
00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:13,057
- Yes?
- Yeah.

790
00:32:13,182 --> 00:32:15,142
Oh, my God. Yes!

791
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:18,187
- I could literally hug you.
- Okay.

792
00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:20,898
Yeah.

793
00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:22,524
This place is absolutely mental.

794
00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:24,234
- Best club I’ve ever been to.
- Oh, yeah.

795
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,486
- Oh.
- Oh.

796
00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:27,279
Taka.

797
00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:30,074
- Wait, can you hear that?
<i>- MC GRINDAH...</i>

798
00:32:30,199 --> 00:32:31,325
- Uh-oh.
- Oh, my God!

799
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:33,077
- Oh, you bastard. You bastard.
- Oh!

800
00:32:33,202 --> 00:32:34,370
One-nil to Taka.

801
00:32:34,495 --> 00:32:37,039
- I had no idea.
- They're playing our song!

802
00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:39,041
That's what I'm saying about Kurupt FM.

803
00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:42,252
We can never die. Worldwide!
Do you know what I'm saying?

804
00:32:42,378 --> 00:32:43,796
- Worldwide, bruv!
- Worldwide.

805
00:32:43,921 --> 00:32:45,089
Watch this.

806
00:32:46,006 --> 00:32:47,132
<i>Japan have decided</i>

807
00:32:47,257 --> 00:32:48,801
<i>- that garage is happening.</i>
<i>- Yeah.</i>

808
00:32:48,926 --> 00:32:51,720
<i>Me and Beats was always gonna
take over the world.</i>

809
00:32:51,845 --> 00:32:54,390
<i>So, how many people
have you performed to in the past?</i>

810
00:32:54,515 --> 00:32:56,308
I mean, in the past,
we've done about...

811
00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:57,935
- Uh, about...
- We're looking at about...

812
00:32:58,060 --> 00:33:00,521
- 20?
- No. About 200, maybe.

813
00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:03,565
That's MC GRINDAH. MC GRINDAH.

814
00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:05,109
I'm the manager.

815
00:33:05,234 --> 00:33:07,361
<i>Sometimes we went on at weird
times when the DJs were changing over.</i>

816
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:10,155
<i>Yeah, yeah, 20 people
right at that time when we were MCing,</i>

817
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,366
- but to a 200-cap venue, so...
- Yeah.

818
00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:13,409
- Put it that way.
- Yeah.

819
00:33:13,534 --> 00:33:15,285
Boys, I got us a bottle.

820
00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:16,620
- I got us a...
- Why is it half empty?

821
00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:18,247
- Uh, I don’t know.
- Did you steal that?

822
00:33:18,372 --> 00:33:20,165
No, no, it just came like that.
I just thought it, you know...

823
00:33:20,290 --> 00:33:21,875
- Hey!
- No. No, no, no.

824
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,293
Shit.

825
00:33:23,419 --> 00:33:25,421
Come on. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Shit, shit, shit.

826
00:33:25,546 --> 00:33:27,047
Uh, boys, that's on me, yeah?

827
00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:29,383
Uh, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go back to the hotel.

828
00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:30,843
I’ll see you lot in a bit, yeah?

829
00:33:30,968 --> 00:33:34,179
- See you later, boy.
- Watch the ponytail, mate!

830
00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:50,904
- Boosh! Studio, like a studio star!
- Morning.

831
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,781
- Studio!
- Bah-bah-bah!

832
00:33:52,906 --> 00:33:55,284
Man's going studio right now.
Do you know what I'm saying?

833
00:33:55,409 --> 00:33:57,453
- Cannot fucking wait.
- Hey, you good, yeah?

834
00:33:57,578 --> 00:33:58,745
- You all right?
- Yeah.

835
00:33:58,871 --> 00:34:01,248
- Jump in. Jump in.
- Studio!

836
00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:02,708
- Studio.
- Yeah.

837
00:34:02,833 --> 00:34:04,751
Studio!

838
00:34:04,877 --> 00:34:06,378
HORN HONKS)

839
00:34:06,503 --> 00:34:07,921
All right, sorry.

840
00:34:08,672 --> 00:34:10,424
- Studio.
- Yeah.

841
00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:13,510
Have you been to studio a lot?

842
00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:16,638
We choose to go to studio
once every couple years, like, when...

843
00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:18,891
'Cause the type of music we make
is, like, timeless.

844
00:34:19,016 --> 00:34:20,350
- Do you know what I mean? Like...
- Yeah.

845
00:34:20,476 --> 00:34:24,646
These two tunes have lasted us
a span Of 15 year.

846
00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:26,190
- Yeah.
- Which is good.

847
00:34:26,315 --> 00:34:29,359
Not a lot of people can do that,
not even bands like the Beatles.

848
00:34:29,485 --> 00:34:31,820
- NO. Oh, God, no.
- They had to keep making albums.

849
00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:34,114
- Yeah.
- 'Cause it was so dry.

850
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,782
- Yeah.
- They had to keep...

851
00:34:35,908 --> 00:34:36,992
Keep-keep doing new...

852
00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:39,286
- Reinventing themselves.
- Keep trying to find themselves.

853
00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:40,829
Whereas we already knew, like.

854
00:34:40,954 --> 00:34:42,498
- Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah.

855
00:34:44,124 --> 00:34:45,417
- Wow.
- Studio!

856
00:34:45,542 --> 00:34:47,169
Studio.

857
00:34:47,294 --> 00:34:48,795
My door first.

858
00:34:48,921 --> 00:34:50,839
Always my door first. Thank you.

859
00:34:50,964 --> 00:34:52,841
- We're here.
- Ah, studio!

860
00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:54,051
Decoy.

861
00:34:54,176 --> 00:34:55,594
- Yeah, I love studio.
- Studio. Exactly.

862
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,554
- Yeah, course he fucking does.
- Studio!

863
00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:59,097
- Oh, shoes off.
- Oh.

864
00:34:59,223 --> 00:35:00,807
NO, no, no,
you don't need to do that.

865
00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:02,684
- Oh, okay.
- Oh, no?

866
00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,228
- NO.
- What you doing?

867
00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:08,732
- Studio!
- Uh...

868
00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:10,943
Hey, guys. Welcome.

869
00:35:11,068 --> 00:35:12,819
- Mm...
- Huh?

870
00:35:12,945 --> 00:35:14,905
- Come on in.
- Sorry, um...

871
00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:16,365
I- I think there's been a mix-up.

872
00:35:16,490 --> 00:35:19,201
- This is a fucking dance studio.
- Yes.

873
00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:21,119
I thought we was doing beats today.
I'm wearing jeans.

874
00:35:21,245 --> 00:35:23,205
- Yeah, I know...
- Guys, guys, this is Hiroto.

875
00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:25,082
He will be teaching you
the dance routine.

876
00:35:25,207 --> 00:35:27,209
He's also a huge fan, though.

877
00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:30,671
We don't really do dance routines,
so this is...

878
00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:32,422
- Yeah.
- Okay.

879
00:35:32,548 --> 00:35:35,300
Shall we just show you, though?
It's really cool.

880
00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:38,804
- We don't have to do this, do we?
- No, definitely not.

881
00:35:45,394 --> 00:35:47,104
People love this dance already.

882
00:35:47,229 --> 00:35:49,064
This punch is from the show.

883
00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:53,569
Nice, right?

884
00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:57,489
His nipple's poking out. Ugh.

885
00:35:57,614 --> 00:35:59,074
Yeah, I just saw that, as well.

886
00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:00,826
No, stop, stop, stop. That's...

887
00:36:00,951 --> 00:36:02,744
We-we can't do that.

888
00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:04,329
That's not what Kurupt FM's about.

889
00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:05,414
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

890
00:36:05,539 --> 00:36:06,456
Sorry. I'm...

891
00:36:06,582 --> 00:36:08,834
Can I talk to you for a moment,
GRINDAH-San?

892
00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:10,419
GRINDAH-San?

893
00:36:10,544 --> 00:36:11,420
Yes, sensei.

894
00:36:11,545 --> 00:36:13,130
<i>- Karate Kid.</i>
- Yeah.

895
00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,549
This way, please.

896
00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:16,967
Yeah, let's talk out here.

897
00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:19,636
Yep.

898
00:36:20,721 --> 00:36:23,932
I know you’re the guy
that calls the shots with these boys.

899
00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:25,559
- Am I right?
- Oh, God, yeah.

900
00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:29,104
- I’ve always been a natural leader.
- Yes, I can tell. You’re very clever.

901
00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:31,857
- Yeah. Yeah.
- You get how the music industry works.

902
00:36:31,982 --> 00:36:36,278
Dancing is what
will make you big out here.

903
00:36:36,403 --> 00:36:41,241
This is the stage that you're gonna be
performing On in a few days' time.

904
00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:43,118
- Oh, my days. That is nuts.
- Right?

905
00:36:43,243 --> 00:36:44,828
Yeah, no, I can see myself there now.

906
00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:46,246
- Look. It's me.
- Yeah, exactly.

907
00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:48,123
- Cap On, innit?
- Isn't it exciting?

908
00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:50,208
- And all these people...
- Yeah.

909
00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:53,337
- ...going crazy only for you.
- Oh, my God. Yeah.

910
00:36:53,462 --> 00:36:55,005
What do you want to do?

911
00:36:56,089 --> 00:36:57,466
Just stand there MCing at people.

912
00:36:57,591 --> 00:36:58,967
- Stand there?
- Yeah.

913
00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:00,886
Ln front of thousands of people?

914
00:37:01,011 --> 00:37:04,306
How will they react
if you're just standing there?

915
00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:10,812
Grindah's probably
going mental at him.

916
00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:12,939
Yeah, man.

917
00:37:15,484 --> 00:37:20,072
You’re Officially
my favorite person in Japan ever.

918
00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:23,992
You're okay, too.

919
00:37:24,117 --> 00:37:25,786
For a <i>gaijin.</i>

920
00:37:29,623 --> 00:37:31,917
What does that mean?
Something to do with ganja?

921
00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:34,795
No. A foreigner, like an alien.

922
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:35,796
- Oh. Alien?
- Yeah.

923
00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:37,089
I’ve been abducted by aliens.

924
00:37:37,214 --> 00:37:39,341
A different sort of alien.

925
00:37:39,466 --> 00:37:42,803
Oh. Mine were Greys,
if you know about them.

926
00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:44,346
- Is it true?
- Yeah, yeah.

927
00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:47,974
Uh, sorry, man. I'm just a bit fucking
nervous thinking about it, bruv.

928
00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:49,559
- That's mad.
- This is exciting.

929
00:37:49,685 --> 00:37:51,436
This is a really exciting time
for you, right?

930
00:37:51,561 --> 00:37:52,562
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

931
00:37:52,688 --> 00:37:54,231
I hope I can do it, because...

932
00:37:54,356 --> 00:37:57,484
You can, you can,
because you have natural rhythm.

933
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,653
- Fuck. We got to get ready.
- All right. Let's do it.

934
00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:01,613
No, we've got to get on top of this.

935
00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:03,573
Look. You see that there? That's...

936
00:38:03,699 --> 00:38:05,575
- Yeah. There's a scar here.
- It's a little scar, yeah.

937
00:38:05,701 --> 00:38:09,496
So that's where I picked out a, uh...

938
00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:13,083
Well, I tried to pick out, like,
a chip that they put in my neck.

939
00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:15,127
Yeah, you're special.

940
00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:18,630
- Yeah, I suppose.
- Yeah, chosen.

941
00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:20,340
Right, boys, uh,
we're gonna give it a go.

942
00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:23,635
Um, basically,
it's music industry sort of shit,

943
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,012
so we just got to give the fans
what they want.

944
00:38:26,138 --> 00:38:28,432
I don’t know.
Can I just be, like, a DJ at the back?

945
00:38:28,557 --> 00:38:30,892
Yeah, could I be a DJ at the back
as well?

946
00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:33,895
No one's being a DJ at the back,
all right, yeah?

947
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,731
We're doing the dance,
end of, all right?

948
00:38:35,856 --> 00:38:37,315
It's just what people do out here.

949
00:38:37,441 --> 00:38:40,861
If you don't agree with it, you're
basically being racist, all right?

950
00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:42,988
- Yeah, I don't want to be racist.
- Good.

951
00:38:43,113 --> 00:38:44,990
It's gonna be hard for me
'cause I got jeans On.

952
00:38:45,115 --> 00:38:47,242
Yeah, well, you're gonna
have to take 'em Off.

953
00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:49,661
- Come on.
- Really?

954
00:38:49,786 --> 00:38:51,788
Yeah. Take your jeans off. Come on.

955
00:38:52,914 --> 00:38:54,958
Trust me,
you're gonna thank me though.

956
00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:58,879
We're gonna be playing to thousands
of people on a massive stage.

957
00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:01,757
Pretty lonely
without the boys.

958
00:39:01,882 --> 00:39:04,593
Apparently, I'm not needed.

959
00:39:04,718 --> 00:39:06,636
The manager. Can you believe it?

960
00:39:08,472 --> 00:39:09,973
You know what it is, yeah?

961
00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:12,350
Taka's trying to push me out.

962
00:39:12,476 --> 00:39:15,187
"Oh, don't worry about coming.
We've got it all sorted."

963
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,982
<i>Listen, Taka is not on my level, yeah?</i>

964
00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:21,443
<i>I'm like bloody Simon Cowell.
I'm a showman.</i>

965
00:39:21,568 --> 00:39:24,613
<i>I used to run a titty bar back
in Hounslow, yeah, back in the '90s.</i>

966
00:39:24,738 --> 00:39:27,199
And I turned that place around,
you know?

967
00:39:27,324 --> 00:39:30,243
Mercedes, she was one of
Our top strippers, yeah?

968
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,329
She was 62, yeah?

969
00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:34,080
Caesarean scar, fake teeth.

970
00:39:34,206 --> 00:39:35,999
She was busy all night long.

971
00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:38,794
And who did that? I did that.
I turned that place around.

972
00:39:38,919 --> 00:39:42,297
I’ll tell you what, yeah,
if Taka doesn't take me seriously, yeah,

973
00:39:42,422 --> 00:39:47,052
then he's gonna make himself
a very, very dangerous enemy.

974
00:39:53,099 --> 00:39:54,351
He will help you.

975
00:39:58,647 --> 00:40:01,733
Yeah, Okay.
That-that's really close to my arse.

976
00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:04,361
Yeah. I can sort of feel it.

977
00:40:04,486 --> 00:40:05,612
Okay.

978
00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:22,128
So this definitely looks good,
yeah?

979
00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:25,006
- Very good.
- It feels a bit mad, but I trust you.

980
00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:27,175
This is what the people want to see.

981
00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:29,886
Can you MC and dance
at the same time? Uh...

982
00:40:30,011 --> 00:40:31,304
I didn't think you could.

983
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,723
<i>- No.</i>
<i>- But we're still working it out.</i>

984
00:40:33,849 --> 00:40:36,101
Yeah. But you can,
because you can have headsets.

985
00:40:38,228 --> 00:40:40,021
<i>So you're excited
about playing the gig?</i>

986
00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:42,357
- Yeah, definitely.
- Yeah, I'm excited about the gig.

987
00:40:42,482 --> 00:40:44,192
It's just all this
sort of mad shit around it

988
00:40:44,317 --> 00:40:45,569
- that's a bit weird, innit?
- Yeah.

989
00:40:45,694 --> 00:40:48,446
- Like, uh, all the dancing.
- Yeah, but it's got to be done, innit?

990
00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:50,782
Yeah, well, I mean,
a lot of people don't do it,

991
00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:52,617
- but it seems to be a thing out here.
- Well...

992
00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:01,751
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three...

993
00:41:01,877 --> 00:41:03,378
And then we go forward. One, two...

994
00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:04,629
Just concentrate on the hips.

995
00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:06,256
One, two, three, four.

996
00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:07,841
One, two... Nice.

997
00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:10,343
Four. One, two...

998
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:12,470
Can we go karaoke later?

999
00:41:13,722 --> 00:41:15,891
<i>- Konnichiwa</i>, bitches!
- Wh-what...

1000
00:41:16,016 --> 00:41:18,393
Surprise! Aw.

1001
00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:20,395
Oh, look, you can see Japan
out the window.

1002
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,647
- SO cool.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's...

1003
00:41:22,772 --> 00:41:24,566
- You flew her out?
- No, I didn't fly her out.

1004
00:41:24,691 --> 00:41:26,651
I didn't... I didn't know.

1005
00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:28,028
I- I bought a ticket.

1006
00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:29,696
Oh, wow. Where did you get
the money from?

1007
00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:30,947
Oh, Roche lent me some. Yeah.

1008
00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:33,491
She said I should come out, or otherwise
we'd all go completely insane.

1009
00:41:33,617 --> 00:41:35,535
- Uh...
- Best surprise ever!

1010
00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,454
Well, it's definitely a surprise.

1011
00:41:39,289 --> 00:41:42,626
- Oh, man, man. That's...
- Oh! It's crazy.

1012
00:41:42,751 --> 00:41:45,754
Are we still sharing a room,
or am I gonna have to move?

1013
00:41:45,879 --> 00:41:47,297
Uh, hmm.

1014
00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:49,507
Wh-What did you think?
Did you have a...?

1015
00:41:49,633 --> 00:41:51,384
Obviously,
I was gonna stay in here with you.

1016
00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:52,844
- Yeah? No, okay. Yeah, no.
- Yeah.

1017
00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:56,431
- Of course. Yeah... Yeah, probably.
- Shall I just get your key card now?

1018
00:41:56,556 --> 00:41:57,891
Well, we don't have to do it now.

1019
00:41:58,016 --> 00:41:59,726
- How are you, then, Bubby?
- Yeah.

1020
00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:03,104
Tell me all about Japan.
I love it from up here.

1021
00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:04,731
<i>You do need to be there
to support your partner.</i>

1022
00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:08,318
You know, it's important, even
if they say they don't want you there.

1023
00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:11,613
Yeah, I know. Me, too.
I'm knackered, but I'm gonna keep going.

1024
00:42:11,738 --> 00:42:13,365
'Cause I was reading about jet lag,
and I was like,

1025
00:42:13,490 --> 00:42:14,866
- you stay awake, then it's fine.
- Yeah.

1026
00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:17,369
<i>You know, it's about me
making sure Grindah's okay.</i>

1027
00:42:17,494 --> 00:42:19,829
Has he eaten enough?
Has he eaten too much?

1028
00:42:19,955 --> 00:42:22,582
You know, is he tired?
Is he happy? Is he sad?

1029
00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:26,670
And, you know, I suppose, in return,
that gives my life some purpose.

1030
00:42:26,795 --> 00:42:30,215
'Cause I’d love another baby,
but until then, I’ve got him.

1031
00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:31,591
- See you later.
- You all good?

1032
00:42:31,716 --> 00:42:33,510
What shall we do about the room service?

1033
00:42:33,635 --> 00:42:35,136
Oh, she can have it.

1034
00:42:36,221 --> 00:42:37,430
The honeymoon suite.

1035
00:42:39,307 --> 00:42:41,059
Hello.

1036
00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:43,853
- All right? What you saying?
- Yeah, good, man. You all right?

1037
00:42:43,979 --> 00:42:46,272
- Kevin.
- What you doing?

1038
00:42:46,398 --> 00:42:47,774
Oh, it stinks in here, man.

1039
00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:49,150
What's happening?

1040
00:42:50,276 --> 00:42:51,152
Yes, bruv.

1041
00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:53,196
So, I'm in here now.

1042
00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:56,825
Where can I sleep?

1043
00:42:56,950 --> 00:42:58,493
Oh, tell you what, you can have it.

1044
00:42:58,618 --> 00:43:01,162
Hold on, let me just clear it up
for you.

1045
00:43:03,164 --> 00:43:06,167
Sorry, I just had a bit of a cold,
basically.

1046
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:08,628
So, yeah, just go for it, man.
It's all yours.

1047
00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:11,881
Beats, does it smell of skunk?

1048
00:43:12,007 --> 00:43:13,425
Yeah.

1049
00:43:25,061 --> 00:43:27,313
- Did they straighten your hair as well?
- Yeah.

1050
00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:31,443
- It feels really weird without the hat.
- Yeah.

1051
00:43:32,485 --> 00:43:33,486
Hi, Steves.

1052
00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:43,204
- Good. That's good.
- Good, yeah?

1053
00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:44,998
- Sweet. Okay.
- Okay, let's go.

1054
00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:46,291
- Can I get my hat?
- Yeah.

1055
00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:47,417
Yes, yes, yes.

1056
00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:51,046
I'm not sure about this, mate.
It's a bit... It's not really Kurupt FM.

1057
00:43:52,005 --> 00:43:55,216
- Okay. Let's go.
- What the fuck does that mean?

1058
00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:56,509
- Let's go.
- Here we go.

1059
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,011
- Signature fringe.
- Come on, boys.

1060
00:43:58,136 --> 00:43:58,970
Spot on.

1061
00:43:59,095 --> 00:44:00,305
Like that?

1062
00:44:00,430 --> 00:44:02,390
Um, no, a bit more front.

1063
00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:03,600
Nice.

1064
00:44:04,225 --> 00:44:06,728
Well, GRINDAH...
just-just GRINDAH, uh, step forward.

1065
00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:08,188
- Just GRINDAH?
- Okay. Yeah, yeah.

1066
00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:10,398
And, boys, let's step back.

1067
00:44:10,523 --> 00:44:12,108
Me, like, back here a little bit?

1068
00:44:12,233 --> 00:44:14,110
- Nice.
- Bubby, remember your angles, yeah?

1069
00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:16,404
- Your chin's coming out.
- Oh. Yeah, okay.

1070
00:44:17,405 --> 00:44:19,157
And, Beats, step back, please.

1071
00:44:19,282 --> 00:44:20,825
- Oh, with... Okay.
- Oh, beautiful.

1072
00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:22,744
I just want to make sure
we're definitely in shot.

1073
00:44:22,869 --> 00:44:24,829
- Yes. Yes.
- Definitely getting us back there?

1074
00:44:24,954 --> 00:44:26,539
Yes. Okay.

1075
00:44:27,499 --> 00:44:28,958
- More back.
- More back.

1076
00:44:29,084 --> 00:44:31,336
- More back.
- More back? Hmm.

1077
00:44:31,461 --> 00:44:33,755
Well, maybe ten steps back.

1078
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,632
- Ten?
- Ten.

1079
00:44:35,757 --> 00:44:37,258
Something like that, just leaning?

1080
00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:39,594
Oh, GRINDAH, that looks amazing.

1081
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:42,222
Feel like
I'm in quite an unnatural position.

1082
00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:50,271
Hi. Hi.

1083
00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:53,733
What does Taka wear?

1084
00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:55,443
<i>I read a lot of literature.</i>

1085
00:44:55,568 --> 00:44:58,947
And One book that I love
is Sun Tzu, <i>The Art of War.</i>

1086
00:44:59,072 --> 00:45:00,406
Don't know if you've read of it.

1087
00:45:00,532 --> 00:45:04,744
But in there, he basically says
that in order to defeat your enemy,

1088
00:45:04,869 --> 00:45:08,581
<i>you first must know your enemy,
become your enemy.</i>

1089
00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:10,250
Oh, it's a bit tight.

1090
00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:12,210
Oh, shit.

1091
00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:15,713
Sorry. Yeah, sorry, it's a bit tight.

1092
00:45:15,839 --> 00:45:18,007
Just get... It's too small.

1093
00:45:18,133 --> 00:45:19,843
Sorry, get... get it off me.

1094
00:45:19,968 --> 00:45:21,511
- Slowly, slowly.
- Pull. AH!

1095
00:45:21,636 --> 00:45:23,263
- Oh.
- Oh, God.

1096
00:45:23,388 --> 00:45:25,431
I nearly had a panic attack then.

1097
00:45:25,557 --> 00:45:26,933
Oh, benchod.

1098
00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:29,352
<i>- Are you jealous, then?</i>
<i>- I'm not jealous of Taka.</i>

1099
00:45:29,477 --> 00:45:31,104
What's to be jealous of?

1100
00:45:31,229 --> 00:45:33,857
Like, yeah, okay, sure,
he's, you know, young,

1101
00:45:33,982 --> 00:45:35,900
successful, good-looking, handsome.

1102
00:45:36,025 --> 00:45:38,695
He smells amazing.

1103
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:40,405
Like, really good.

1104
00:45:40,530 --> 00:45:42,365
<i>But what's to be jealous of, mate?</i>

1105
00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:43,992
- No. No. No.
- NO. NO.

1106
00:45:44,117 --> 00:45:45,535
- Yeah, probably...
- No.

1107
00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:48,371
- ...this One.
- No. Too fat.

1108
00:45:48,496 --> 00:45:49,998
<i>I'm not jealous!</i>

1109
00:45:50,123 --> 00:45:51,875
Look at this, look at this 'tache.

1110
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,419
He can't grow this
if his bloody life depended on it.

1111
00:45:54,544 --> 00:45:56,129
Got pubes on his face, mate.

1112
00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,006
<i>Taka...</i>

1113
00:45:58,131 --> 00:45:59,424
Too fat.

1114
00:45:59,549 --> 00:46:01,092
All right, you've said that.
Stop saying that.

1115
00:46:02,427 --> 00:46:04,137
All right, then get me that one.

1116
00:46:04,888 --> 00:46:07,265
GRINDAH, GRINDAH, maybe bow to the lens.

1117
00:46:07,390 --> 00:46:09,559
- Okay.
- But, uh, GRINDAH, look at the lens.

1118
00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:11,603
- Okay.
- And, guys, uh, look at the ground.

1119
00:46:11,728 --> 00:46:14,147
I don’t know, man. Can I try One
where I look at the lens as well?

1120
00:46:14,272 --> 00:46:17,525
- Just to see what it looks like.
- Okay, we can, we can have a go at it.

1121
00:46:17,650 --> 00:46:18,985
- Okay, let's do it.
- Okay, you ready?

1122
00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:20,278
Start again, then? On three.

1123
00:46:20,403 --> 00:46:21,571
- Okay.
- Three.

1124
00:46:22,447 --> 00:46:24,490
It doesn't work. Okay, thank you.

1125
00:46:25,491 --> 00:46:28,077
<i>Are you guys a boy band now?</i>

1126
00:46:28,203 --> 00:46:31,206
<i>Well, not really a boy band
as per Se, but...</i>

1127
00:46:31,331 --> 00:46:32,624
<i>It's going that way, though.</i>

1128
00:46:32,749 --> 00:46:35,376
<i>No, it's not going that way.
What is a boy band?</i>

1129
00:46:35,501 --> 00:46:37,086
<i>- Was Heartless Crew a boy band?</i>
<i>- No.</i>

1130
00:46:37,212 --> 00:46:40,924
Think about it. It's a group of boys
that are in a-- like, a band.

1131
00:46:41,049 --> 00:46:42,926
- Something like this?
- SO we're together?

1132
00:46:43,051 --> 00:46:45,136
Um, actually, let's do individual ones.

1133
00:46:45,261 --> 00:46:46,179
- Okay.
- Okay.

1134
00:46:58,942 --> 00:47:01,736
Uh, just me. Cheers.

1135
00:47:01,861 --> 00:47:04,322
<i>I declare war, Taka!</i>

1136
00:47:04,447 --> 00:47:05,865
<i>Have you told him that?</i>

1137
00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:07,867
<i>No, I haven't told him that yet.</i>

1138
00:47:07,992 --> 00:47:10,912
But when I see him, I'm declaring war.

1139
00:47:11,037 --> 00:47:13,081
Lovely to meet you, Taka.

1140
00:47:14,958 --> 00:47:16,542
<i>He doesn't really know
there's a war going on,</i>

1141
00:47:16,668 --> 00:47:18,378
<i>but I know there's a war going on.</i>

1142
00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:20,964
So I'm ten steps ahead. Chess.

1143
00:47:21,089 --> 00:47:22,590
And guess what, Taka?

1144
00:47:23,383 --> 00:47:25,677
Checkmate, mate.

1145
00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:29,097
Hey, Taka, remember me?
I'm CHABUDDY G, the manager!

1146
00:47:29,222 --> 00:47:30,723
Sorry. Sorry.

1147
00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:33,393
Ah, yes, lovely.

1148
00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:35,895
One more. One more.

1149
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:38,147
Yes, we got it! I think we're done.

1150
00:47:38,273 --> 00:47:39,649
- Oh, sick.
- Well done, Bubby.

1151
00:47:39,774 --> 00:47:41,526
- Thank you so much.
- Where do you want me?

1152
00:47:41,651 --> 00:47:43,695
Just like... here?

1153
00:47:43,820 --> 00:47:45,446
Sorry. Uh, we ran out of time. Um...

1154
00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:47,323
I thought you said
it was individual shots.

1155
00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:49,075
Yes, um, but, um...

1156
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,077
While they're just here, maybe one?
Maybe a couple?

1157
00:47:51,202 --> 00:47:53,371
- Yeah, but we got some...
- Okay, well, just take one.

1158
00:47:53,496 --> 00:47:54,998
- Just take one.
- Okay.

1159
00:47:55,123 --> 00:47:56,249
Done.

1160
00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:58,042
We, uh,
still on for dinner later?

1161
00:47:58,167 --> 00:47:59,794
You know it, brother.

1162
00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:01,296
- What?
- Let's go.

1163
00:48:01,421 --> 00:48:04,048
But I thought he said
we were all going karaoke.

1164
00:48:06,175 --> 00:48:07,802
The things
that I learned today,

1165
00:48:07,927 --> 00:48:09,846
the different sort of looks I could do.

1166
00:48:09,971 --> 00:48:12,015
- Yeah. Very versatile, though.
- Yeah.

1167
00:48:12,140 --> 00:48:13,725
Innit, boys? It was good fun

1168
00:48:13,850 --> 00:48:17,270
for Kurupt FM first photo shoot
out in Tokyo, innit?

1169
00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:19,856
Yeah.

1170
00:48:19,981 --> 00:48:21,357
- Oh...
- Yeah.

1171
00:48:21,482 --> 00:48:23,067
Oh, Beats,
you're not still being salty

1172
00:48:23,192 --> 00:48:24,861
because he was doing
more Of me than you?

1173
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:28,823
No. But I feel like an idiot.

1174
00:48:29,824 --> 00:48:33,870
Beats, if you feel like an idiot,
you will look like an idiot.

1175
00:48:33,995 --> 00:48:36,247
So, at the moment, you look
like a fucking idiot. Well done.

1176
00:48:37,290 --> 00:48:38,333
Do you not feel like an idiot?

1177
00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:41,252
Well, no, 'cause I'm wearing it
with confidence.

1178
00:48:41,377 --> 00:48:42,962
Do you know what I mean?
Like an admiral.

1179
00:48:43,087 --> 00:48:46,507
Well, I don’t think anyone pulls Off
this admiral look, to be honest, like.

1180
00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:48,176
- Oh, really?
- We're a garage crew.

1181
00:48:48,301 --> 00:48:49,969
- Oh, thanks, mate.
- We're not, we're not...

1182
00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:52,013
- A garage?
- We don't work on a boat.

1183
00:48:52,138 --> 00:48:54,766
Oh, that's funny, 'cause where did
pirate radio come from, then?

1184
00:48:54,891 --> 00:48:57,393
- On pirate ships back in the day, bruv.
- Yeah...

1185
00:48:57,518 --> 00:48:59,312
Think about it.
This all makes sense, bruv.

1186
00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:02,023
He's looked into the history of it.
You’re not thinking about that.

1187
00:49:02,148 --> 00:49:06,027
The original pirate radio, yeah,
was On a ship, yeah?

1188
00:49:06,152 --> 00:49:08,404
Pirates on boats, yeah?

1189
00:49:08,529 --> 00:49:10,490
I am the captain of our ship.

1190
00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:13,326
Why did we straighten our hair, though?

1191
00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:16,454
Yeah. Pirates don't have hair like this.

1192
00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:19,582
I look like fucking Leslie
from <i>EastEnders.</i>

1193
00:49:28,216 --> 00:49:30,551
Do you reckon, uh,
it's a bit much, what you're wearing?

1194
00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:32,845
NO, I googled, "What do
Japanese women wear to dinner?"

1195
00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:34,222
and this came up.

1196
00:49:35,098 --> 00:49:37,100
Taka! You all right? Oh.

1197
00:49:37,225 --> 00:49:39,769
Sorry. Forgot about the old shoes.

1198
00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:42,814
- Is she Okay?
- Yes, she's fine. She...

1199
00:49:42,939 --> 00:49:44,440
- Does she need to do that?
- No-- Yes.

1200
00:49:44,565 --> 00:49:45,817
Okay.

1201
00:49:45,942 --> 00:49:47,151
Oh, my God!

1202
00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:48,945
- This is mad, innit?
- Fucking hell!

1203
00:49:49,070 --> 00:49:51,197
- I’ve never seen anything like this.
- Yeah.

1204
00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:53,825
- Please, have a seat.
- So, just, yeah, have a seat.

1205
00:49:53,950 --> 00:49:57,036
- That's mad. Just on the floor?
- No one look.

1206
00:49:57,870 --> 00:50:00,289
Look, origami. That's so cool.

1207
00:50:00,415 --> 00:50:01,666
Yes, I can make it...

1208
00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:03,376
Oh, and then it becomes a napkin.

1209
00:50:12,468 --> 00:50:13,719
Ah.

1210
00:50:16,389 --> 00:50:18,766
- Hi, Steves.
- Fucking hell. This place is nuts.

1211
00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:22,645
I normally just pick up
from Decoy's uncle's car.

1212
00:50:23,438 --> 00:50:24,856
Just doing it here?

1213
00:50:26,566 --> 00:50:29,026
- Are you in a rush?
- No.

1214
00:50:29,152 --> 00:50:30,653
Do you want a drink?

1215
00:50:30,778 --> 00:50:33,239
Uh, oh, what, just sit and have a drink?

1216
00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:35,241
Pretend we're normal people?

1217
00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:37,743
- Yeah, we can try.
- Yeah. Yeah.

1218
00:50:37,869 --> 00:50:39,620
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

1219
00:50:39,745 --> 00:50:41,080
Uh...

1220
00:50:41,205 --> 00:50:43,082
Uh, how long shall we...?

1221
00:50:43,207 --> 00:50:45,877
We-- I suppose we finish
the beers at least, yeah?

1222
00:50:46,002 --> 00:50:47,128
Yeah.

1223
00:50:48,588 --> 00:50:50,840
- And-and then that's her performing.
- Wow.

1224
00:50:50,965 --> 00:50:52,133
She does a bit of singing.

1225
00:50:52,258 --> 00:50:54,302
- Wow.
- Sort of a professional dancer.

1226
00:50:54,427 --> 00:50:56,429
- Are you her father?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

1227
00:50:56,554 --> 00:50:58,181
- But...
- I know what you're thinking.

1228
00:50:58,306 --> 00:51:00,099
She's a little bit darker than I am,

1229
00:51:00,224 --> 00:51:02,643
but that's because
I'm a quarter Cypriot,

1230
00:51:02,768 --> 00:51:04,812
so she's got the, uh, lovely coloring.

1231
00:51:04,937 --> 00:51:07,482
Yeah, uh,
and when I was pregnant,

1232
00:51:07,607 --> 00:51:10,443
I used a lot of fake tan,
um, On my skin,

1233
00:51:10,568 --> 00:51:12,195
and then it seeped through
just into my womb.

1234
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:15,573
But, uh, who-who is the man
in the photo?

1235
00:51:15,698 --> 00:51:17,408
That is, uh-- that's just Decoy.

1236
00:51:17,533 --> 00:51:20,411
Yeah, no, he, um...
he's just a family friend.

1237
00:51:20,536 --> 00:51:23,206
Yeah, he's got nothing
to do with it, so...

1238
00:51:23,331 --> 00:51:24,749
Oh, hey, guys.

1239
00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:28,211
Sorry I'm late. What have I missed?

1240
00:51:29,253 --> 00:51:30,338
You all right, CHABUDDY?

1241
00:51:30,463 --> 00:51:32,048
- Yeah.
- Why are you here?

1242
00:51:32,173 --> 00:51:34,383
Why are you dressed like that,
and barefoot as well?

1243
00:51:34,509 --> 00:51:36,594
Well, this is what I'm wearing.
This is what managers wear.

1244
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:38,471
I'm your manager, aren't I? So...

1245
00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:40,056
- Nice Kindle.
- Yeah?

1246
00:51:40,181 --> 00:51:42,600
It's cheaper than your iPad, mate.

1247
00:51:42,725 --> 00:51:45,561
Bruv, what you doing here, man?
We're fucking having a meal.

1248
00:51:45,686 --> 00:51:48,689
- I'm supposed to be your manager.
- Yeah, supposed to be. It's...

1249
00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:50,691
You can't do everything without me.

1250
00:51:50,816 --> 00:51:52,401
We seem to be doing okay, right?

1251
00:51:52,527 --> 00:51:54,153
I wasn't talking to you, Taka.

1252
00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:56,155
I'm talking to my artist.

1253
00:51:57,198 --> 00:51:59,325
Come on. I mean,
what-what are you saying?

1254
00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:01,160
That y-you basically--
you don’t need me?

1255
00:52:01,285 --> 00:52:03,621
What have you done
since you've come out here?

1256
00:52:03,746 --> 00:52:06,541
You've just followed us
and done fuck all, as usual.

1257
00:52:07,208 --> 00:52:09,877
I- I get it. No, I get it.
It's like that, yeah?

1258
00:52:11,337 --> 00:52:12,838
So I might as well just go home.

1259
00:52:13,881 --> 00:52:16,759
Huh? Shall I go home, Tony?

1260
00:52:20,721 --> 00:52:23,182
How long have I known you for, man?

1261
00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:24,976
Been through so much.

1262
00:52:26,936 --> 00:52:29,063
Okay, just think.
I'm giving you ultimatum.

1263
00:52:29,188 --> 00:52:30,648
It's me or Taka.

1264
00:52:30,773 --> 00:52:31,899
Well...

1265
00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:35,987
It's up to you. It's not my game, is it?

1266
00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:40,616
Okay, I'm going now.

1267
00:52:41,701 --> 00:52:43,869
This is me going home.

1268
00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:49,750
What's...?

1269
00:52:51,586 --> 00:52:52,795
Sorry.

1270
00:53:00,261 --> 00:53:02,096
- Wow.
- Wow.

1271
00:53:02,221 --> 00:53:04,307
So, is that tea in there?
Is that see-through tea?

1272
00:53:04,432 --> 00:53:06,142
- No, no, it's sake.
- No, no, sake.

1273
00:53:06,267 --> 00:53:09,061
Okay, look, that didn't go
exactly as I planned. Um...

1274
00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:11,272
Just to be clear,
did I just fire myself?

1275
00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:13,107
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I think that's what happened.

1276
00:53:13,232 --> 00:53:14,734
That was also my understanding.

1277
00:53:14,859 --> 00:53:16,902
Okay, just checking.

1278
00:53:19,822 --> 00:53:23,034
- Back home, I have a weed farm.
- Yes?

1279
00:53:23,159 --> 00:53:25,536
- I grow my own cannabis.
- Really?

1280
00:53:25,661 --> 00:53:28,748
- Yeah, yeah, I'm a cannabis expert...
- You-you have a farm?

1281
00:53:28,873 --> 00:53:30,708
...l would say. Yeah.

1282
00:53:30,833 --> 00:53:32,752
You're-you're a DJ?

1283
00:53:32,877 --> 00:53:34,086
- Yeah.
- And a farmer?

1284
00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:37,048
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You do a lot.

1285
00:53:37,173 --> 00:53:38,758
- Yeah.
- You're a hard worker.

1286
00:53:38,883 --> 00:53:40,551
Yeah, very...

1287
00:53:40,676 --> 00:53:41,886
- I mean, for me...
- Wow!

1288
00:53:42,011 --> 00:53:44,055
...for me, it's very easy.

1289
00:53:44,180 --> 00:53:45,681
<i>Have you ever had a girlfriend?</i>

1290
00:53:45,806 --> 00:53:49,894
<i>I do look at people who, like,
are in, like, relationships and that,</i>

1291
00:53:50,019 --> 00:53:55,524
and I sometimes think, "What am I doing
that's so different to them?"

1292
00:53:55,650 --> 00:53:57,652
Thank you.

1293
00:53:57,777 --> 00:54:01,197
And then I think, it's probably just
that I don't leave the house ever.

1294
00:54:01,322 --> 00:54:03,949
Fucking hell. Watch the doorway.
Oh, you don't need to.

1295
00:54:04,075 --> 00:54:07,495
<i>And that I sleep on the floor
and don't wash that much.</i>

1296
00:54:08,537 --> 00:54:12,166
Apart from that, though, it's like,
"What do you want from me?"

1297
00:54:12,291 --> 00:54:14,669
- Okay, well, you have my number.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1298
00:54:14,794 --> 00:54:16,545
- Yeah.
- I’ll just, uh, yeah...

1299
00:54:16,671 --> 00:54:18,297
- Yeah, okay.
- ...Skype you or whatever.

1300
00:54:18,422 --> 00:54:19,757
- Yeah.
- Yeah, o-- yeah.

1301
00:54:19,882 --> 00:54:21,884
- All right, yeah.
- Yeah, all right.

1302
00:54:22,009 --> 00:54:23,469
Oh.

1303
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:25,596
- Good night.
- Night.

1304
00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:31,435
MIKI?

1305
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,563
MIKI, come back!
I need to say something.

1306
00:54:36,190 --> 00:54:38,776
- I forgot to get the weed off you.
- Yeah, I forgot!

1307
00:54:38,901 --> 00:54:40,027
I know.

1308
00:54:40,152 --> 00:54:41,654
The point of the drinks.

1309
00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:44,448
Whole thing would've been
completely pointless.

1310
00:54:44,573 --> 00:54:45,658
Um, yeah.

1311
00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:48,452
Well, it was still fun.

1312
00:54:48,577 --> 00:54:50,079
- Shall we...?
- Yeah.

1313
00:54:50,204 --> 00:54:51,831
Uh, let's go over there.

1314
00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:53,040
- Over there? Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

1315
00:54:53,165 --> 00:54:54,333
That's a bit bait, innit?

1316
00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:56,794
All right? There you go.

1317
00:54:56,919 --> 00:54:58,546
Sick. All right, see you later.

1318
00:54:58,671 --> 00:55:01,924
Drug dealers are mad out here, innit?
SO elaborate.

1319
00:55:02,049 --> 00:55:05,219
Me and Alfie Danger, literally,
never been for a drink once.

1320
00:55:07,346 --> 00:55:08,806
Shall we try it and see if it's...?

1321
00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:09,849
Let's see.

1322
00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:12,059
It's...

1323
00:55:13,602 --> 00:55:14,520
- Good?
- Oh, yeah.

1324
00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:16,731
Yeah, it tastes normal. Tastes normal.

1325
00:55:16,856 --> 00:55:21,152
Now, GRINDAH-San, one thing I wanted
to run by you is the name change.

1326
00:55:21,277 --> 00:55:22,695
Mm. Yeah.

1327
00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:24,822
For what? What name change?

1328
00:55:24,947 --> 00:55:29,243
We're a bit worried people will
find the name Kurupt FM confusing.

1329
00:55:29,368 --> 00:55:32,288
- Really?
- You're not a radio station now.

1330
00:55:32,413 --> 00:55:35,374
You want to be a successful music act.
Right?

1331
00:55:35,499 --> 00:55:36,542
- Uh, yeah, but...
- Yeah.

1332
00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:38,961
So we're gonna be looking
at rethinking the name

1333
00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:40,963
to something a bit more relevant.

1334
00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:43,257
We're thinking Bang Boys.

1335
00:55:43,382 --> 00:55:46,093
- Bang Boys?
- Bang Boys.

1336
00:55:46,218 --> 00:55:47,344
- Bang Boys.
- Bang Boys?

1337
00:55:47,470 --> 00:55:51,098
People have already
started calling you the Bang Boys.

1338
00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:54,101
- I haven't heard that.
- "Oh, my God, it's the Bang Boys."

1339
00:55:54,226 --> 00:55:56,479
- Really?
- Yeah. "Where's the Bang Boys?"

1340
00:55:56,604 --> 00:56:00,191
See? So we're really
just doing it for the fans.

1341
00:56:00,316 --> 00:56:03,277
It's all about as many people
knowing who you are

1342
00:56:03,402 --> 00:56:05,070
- as possible, right?
- Yeah.

1343
00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:08,741
The audience will love it. Trust me.

1344
00:56:14,789 --> 00:56:16,665
Bubby,
are you feeling a bit nervous?

1345
00:56:16,791 --> 00:56:18,626
I'm not nervous.
I'm excited, if anything.

1346
00:56:18,751 --> 00:56:20,294
First time on telly, innit, boys?

1347
00:56:20,419 --> 00:56:22,713
It's not my first time.
I- I was On <i>Live & Kicking.</i>

1348
00:56:22,838 --> 00:56:24,298
Wait, what is it we're doing?

1349
00:56:29,345 --> 00:56:31,013
<i>Look, promo is very important.</i>

1350
00:56:31,138 --> 00:56:33,307
<i>And one of the main things about promo</i>

1351
00:56:33,432 --> 00:56:35,684
is doing things you wouldn't
really usually want to do.

1352
00:56:35,810 --> 00:56:37,645
- Yeah.
- Nice, innit, Beats?

1353
00:56:37,770 --> 00:56:39,438
Yeah, it's weird.

1354
00:56:39,563 --> 00:56:41,315
Fucking hell, this is pink.

1355
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:44,485
- Who'd have thought it, innit?
- Yeah, I would never have thought this.

1356
00:56:44,610 --> 00:56:45,653
Wow.

1357
00:56:45,778 --> 00:56:49,114
If we do do well, like,
Taka said he's gonna hook us up

1358
00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:51,158
with one of the biggest artists
in Japan.

1359
00:56:51,283 --> 00:56:52,827
- Oh, yeah, exactly, yeah.
- SO...

1360
00:56:52,952 --> 00:56:55,955
- And probably sort of grime or...
- Reggae. Yeah.

1361
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,541
And maybe doing, like, a...
like, a double album or something.

1362
00:56:58,666 --> 00:57:01,710
Yeah.
Sort of like, um, Shaggy and Sting.

1363
00:57:01,836 --> 00:57:03,921
- That's a great album.
- Really good.

1364
00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:06,215
- Mad.
- Look how they're dressed. All right?

1365
00:57:09,176 --> 00:57:11,637
Massive. GM probably.

1366
00:57:14,181 --> 00:57:16,517
- "Bang Boys."
- Yeah.

1367
00:57:16,642 --> 00:57:18,352
- What's that?
- That's our new name now.

1368
00:57:18,477 --> 00:57:19,645
- What?
- It's our new name.

1369
00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:21,480
- I’ll talk to you about it later.
- Bang Boys?

1370
00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:24,233
- Yes, Bang Boys. What?
- What do you mean, that's our new name?

1371
00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:25,442
It's our new name just for now.

1372
00:57:25,568 --> 00:57:27,194
We can change it back to Kurupt FM
when we're ready.

1373
00:57:27,319 --> 00:57:28,821
- Taka-- look...
- Wait, hold on.

1374
00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:31,323
That's a big change,
Bang Boys from Kurupt FM.

1375
00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:33,200
- Bang Boys?
- Yeah, Bang Boys.

1376
00:57:33,325 --> 00:57:36,203
Yeah, yeah, no, it's 'cause
of the "bang" song, innit? Bang Boys.

1377
00:57:36,328 --> 00:57:37,705
- What?
- It's not a big deal. It's what they--

1378
00:57:37,830 --> 00:57:40,332
It's what you translate our name
Out here.

1379
00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:42,042
- Yeah.
- Do you know what I mean? So...

1380
00:57:42,167 --> 00:57:43,210
- Bang Boys?
- It's just...

1381
00:57:43,335 --> 00:57:44,712
- It's easier for them.
- Yes, Bang Boys.

1382
00:57:44,837 --> 00:57:47,381
- What's wrong with Kurupt FM?
- It sounds like a pirate radio station.

1383
00:57:47,506 --> 00:57:48,716
Yeah, well, that's what we are.

1384
00:57:48,841 --> 00:57:50,175
But we're not anymore. That's the point.

1385
00:57:50,301 --> 00:57:52,261
There's no bands that sound
like radio stations, are there?

1386
00:57:52,386 --> 00:57:54,722
Yeah, but there's no bands
that sound like a pedophile ring either.

1387
00:57:54,847 --> 00:57:56,390
Yeah, it doesn't sound
like a pedophile ring.

1388
00:57:56,515 --> 00:57:58,559
It sounds like
we bang people in the face.

1389
00:57:58,684 --> 00:58:00,185
So we're going with Bang Boys.

1390
00:58:01,896 --> 00:58:04,273
Okay, these are your outfits.

1391
00:58:05,274 --> 00:58:06,483
- There you are.
- Fuck's sake.

1392
00:58:06,609 --> 00:58:09,486
- Can't we just wear our own stuff?
- It's called promo, mate.

1393
00:58:09,612 --> 00:58:11,822
If you can't handle the fame,
get Out the kitchen.

1394
00:58:11,947 --> 00:58:13,490
- There you are.
- What?

1395
00:58:14,575 --> 00:58:16,243
Fucking Taka.

1396
00:58:18,579 --> 00:58:20,873
Thinks he can come over here
and shit On my plate, yeah?

1397
00:58:20,998 --> 00:58:22,625
Fucking benchod.

1398
00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:26,128
Thinks he's won the war, yeah?

1399
00:58:26,253 --> 00:58:28,756
Well, guess who's still paying
for my drinks, mate.

1400
00:58:32,927 --> 00:58:34,595
Barmaid.

1401
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:35,804
Yes?

1402
00:58:35,930 --> 00:58:38,182
Double whiskey on the rocks.
Hold the ice.

1403
00:58:39,642 --> 00:58:42,728
And I’ll tell you what,
get yourself one as well.

1404
00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:45,481
It's on me, Taka.

1405
00:58:48,901 --> 00:58:50,444
Who else wants one, huh?

1406
00:58:51,236 --> 00:58:52,821
Boys, you want a drink?

1407
00:58:54,323 --> 00:58:55,658
Come on, let me get you a drink.

1408
00:58:55,783 --> 00:58:58,702
It's on me, Taka.

1409
00:58:58,827 --> 00:59:00,120
Come on!

1410
00:59:00,245 --> 00:59:03,666
Aw, look at you lot.
You look so cute.

1411
00:59:03,791 --> 00:59:06,043
All your little bottoms walking along.

1412
00:59:07,002 --> 00:59:09,421
I’ve never seen so much of you all.

1413
00:59:10,506 --> 00:59:12,925
Aw! Cute bum.

1414
00:59:14,301 --> 00:59:15,970
We're actually doing it.

1415
00:59:19,223 --> 00:59:20,808
- Beats.
- Yeah.

1416
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:25,521
- Are you all right?
- Yeah.

1417
00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:29,108
- Sure?
- Yeah.

1418
00:59:31,276 --> 00:59:33,529
It'll be done soon, and then--
DO you know what I mean?

1419
00:59:33,654 --> 00:59:35,906
- I don't think I can do this.
- Oh, great. Here we go.

1420
00:59:36,031 --> 00:59:37,992
Stop being selfish. It's not about you.

1421
00:59:38,117 --> 00:59:42,496
Just, uh, w-with the swimming...
I'm not sure if I can swim.

1422
00:59:42,621 --> 00:59:44,623
Yeah, we're not doing this.
Me and Steves aren't doing it.

1423
00:59:44,748 --> 00:59:46,250
- Oh...
- Yo, I'm out, too, man.

1424
00:59:46,375 --> 00:59:49,128
What the fuck are we even doing here?
This ain't what Kurupt FM's about.

1425
00:59:49,253 --> 00:59:51,422
This is bigger than Kurupt FM, bruv.
Look at it.

1426
00:59:51,547 --> 00:59:53,882
What? Nothing's bigger than Kurupt FM.
You used to say that.

1427
00:59:54,008 --> 00:59:55,801
Yeah? And you used to work in Megabowl.

1428
00:59:55,926 --> 00:59:58,971
Yeah? Well, I’d rather work in Megabowl
than be a fucking Bang Boy.

1429
00:59:59,096 --> 01:00:01,140
So why don't you and Taka
be the Bang Boys

1430
01:00:01,265 --> 01:00:02,599
since he loves you so much?

1431
01:00:02,725 --> 01:00:06,603
N-No. I’d just do it on my own, yeah?
I’d be called the Bang Boy.

1432
01:00:06,729 --> 01:00:09,648
Or, uh, MC GRINDAH,
brackets, Solo Project.

1433
01:00:09,773 --> 01:00:12,317
How's about that? Yeah?
Hold me back, bruv.

1434
01:00:12,443 --> 01:00:13,694
- Hmm?
- Hold me back.

1435
01:00:13,819 --> 01:00:16,488
You're fucking lucky Decoy's holding me
back, bruv. I swear down.

1436
01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:18,198
He's-he's not even touching you.

1437
01:00:18,323 --> 01:00:20,409
Oh, is he not? He's not touching me?

1438
01:00:20,534 --> 01:00:22,327
- No.
- Okay. All right, then. Cool.

1439
01:00:22,453 --> 01:00:24,538
- What you doing? What you doing?
- He's not touching me. No, no.

1440
01:00:24,663 --> 01:00:26,290
No, you want me in your face, do you?
Huh? Huh?

1441
01:00:26,415 --> 01:00:27,833
- Not really.
- Oh, you want me, yeah?

1442
01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:29,460
Oh, you want me off the leash? Okay.

1443
01:00:29,585 --> 01:00:31,253
- Yeah, well, go off the leash.
- See what happens then.

1444
01:00:31,378 --> 01:00:33,047
- Go off the fucking leash.
- Fucking see what happens.

1445
01:00:33,172 --> 01:00:34,465
- Go off the leash. I'm ready.
- Oh, my God.

1446
01:00:34,590 --> 01:00:36,383
- My jaw's clenched ready for impact.
- Oh, my God.

1447
01:00:36,508 --> 01:00:38,677
I beg you, I beg you, try something now.

1448
01:00:38,802 --> 01:00:40,345
- Yeah? I'm waiting for you.
- I beg you-- No, go on.

1449
01:00:40,471 --> 01:00:41,597
- Free hit.
- I'm waiting for you.

1450
01:00:41,722 --> 01:00:43,932
- Oh, I'm waiting for it.
- Come on, boy, hit me. Hit me.

1451
01:00:44,058 --> 01:00:46,060
- I’d love to. I’d fucking love to.
- GO On, sweetheart.

1452
01:00:46,185 --> 01:00:48,062
- What you doing?
- Fuck you doing?!

1453
01:00:48,187 --> 01:00:49,813
- What are you fucking doing?
- Boys...

1454
01:00:49,938 --> 01:00:52,149
Don't you dare touch my hat!

1455
01:00:52,274 --> 01:00:53,817
- The hat's fine.
- Stop it.

1456
01:00:53,942 --> 01:00:54,985
- Get off me!
- Stop.

1457
01:00:55,110 --> 01:00:56,111
No punching!

1458
01:00:56,236 --> 01:00:58,197
Aah! That's my leg!

1459
01:00:58,322 --> 01:01:00,824
I’ve got you by the balls now.
Got you by the balls now.

1460
01:01:00,949 --> 01:01:03,410
No cocks. No cock grabbing.

1461
01:01:05,579 --> 01:01:07,539
- Don't you...
- Stop it.

1462
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,875
Stop it. Stop it.

1463
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,461
Stop it. Stop.

1464
01:01:13,879 --> 01:01:15,589
Stop.

1465
01:01:15,714 --> 01:01:17,299
- Say sorry!
- You say sorry!

1466
01:01:17,424 --> 01:01:19,009
- No, you say sorry!
- You say sorry!

1467
01:01:19,134 --> 01:01:20,928
- NO, you say sorry!
- Your shoe's come off.

1468
01:01:21,053 --> 01:01:22,679
Beats, I'm putting your shoe back on.

1469
01:01:22,805 --> 01:01:25,557
Yeah, that's right. Your shoe's off now.

1470
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:31,480
And that's what fucking happens
if you fuck with me, yeah?

1471
01:01:31,605 --> 01:01:34,316
- I'm done.
- You're fired! You're all fired.

1472
01:01:34,441 --> 01:01:36,110
Come on, Steve, let's go.

1473
01:01:36,235 --> 01:01:38,195
Where's my helmet?

1474
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:39,780
What are you doing?

1475
01:01:39,905 --> 01:01:42,116
<i>Sayonara</i>, you fat lemon.

1476
01:01:43,158 --> 01:01:45,077
Bubby, calm down. Stop it.

1477
01:01:45,202 --> 01:01:47,246
- Are you crying?
- I'm not crying!

1478
01:01:47,371 --> 01:01:48,997
Okay, calm down.
You've got a show on, right?

1479
01:01:49,123 --> 01:01:50,707
- Please stop it.
- What are you doing now?

1480
01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:53,752
It's making me cry 'cause of
the adrenaline coming through my body.

1481
01:01:53,877 --> 01:01:56,171
- SO you are crying?
- I'm not crying. It's adrenaline!

1482
01:01:57,297 --> 01:01:58,423
You're not making sense.

1483
01:01:58,549 --> 01:02:01,135
Stop it.

1484
01:02:01,260 --> 01:02:02,886
- Fucking little prick.
- Shh.

1485
01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:06,306
- How dare he try to fight me!
- Stop it.

1486
01:02:06,431 --> 01:02:08,642
- Please keep your voice down.
- It's adrenaline.

1487
01:02:08,767 --> 01:02:11,228
It's natural for this to happen
after a fight.

1488
01:02:11,353 --> 01:02:14,231
This happens after fights.
You’ve never had One.

1489
01:02:15,566 --> 01:02:17,776
- I'm gonna go.
- I'm so angry!

1490
01:02:18,694 --> 01:02:20,863
I'm so angry.

1491
01:02:20,988 --> 01:02:22,656
Nice.

1492
01:02:22,781 --> 01:02:25,033
Hey!

1493
01:02:25,159 --> 01:02:26,702
Fuck Taka.

1494
01:02:26,827 --> 01:02:28,412
Fuck Taka!

1495
01:02:32,875 --> 01:02:34,835
Oh! More drink! Hey!

1496
01:02:36,545 --> 01:02:37,754
This is a bloody wooden box.

1497
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:39,298
We're drinking out a bloody wooden box.

1498
01:02:44,845 --> 01:02:46,722
- Have you called them?
- Yeah.

1499
01:02:46,847 --> 01:02:49,183
- They're not answering their phones.
- Fucking little pussy’s, man.

1500
01:02:49,308 --> 01:02:50,392
Are you ready?

1501
01:02:50,517 --> 01:02:51,476
- You'll be fine.
- Yeah.

1502
01:02:51,602 --> 01:02:52,728
It's just a bit of fun. Come on.

1503
01:02:52,853 --> 01:02:54,479
It looks fucking tiny.

1504
01:02:54,605 --> 01:02:56,190
- He's a bit worried about the size.
- What is tiny?

1505
01:02:56,315 --> 01:02:57,774
- I'm not worried. No, no.
- What's tiny?

1506
01:02:57,900 --> 01:02:59,109
- I'm trying...
- Nothing's tiny.

1507
01:02:59,234 --> 01:03:00,694
- Stop telling everyone.
- Come on. You're on.

1508
01:03:00,819 --> 01:03:02,946
- But you're on telly. It's amazing.
- Have fun.

1509
01:03:03,071 --> 01:03:05,365
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!

1510
01:03:10,329 --> 01:03:11,663
<i>Bang!</i>

1511
01:03:13,874 --> 01:03:15,500
Yes!

1512
01:03:39,566 --> 01:03:42,277
Oh, my God. Yeah!

1513
01:03:50,285 --> 01:03:51,411
Come on, come on!

1514
01:03:54,414 --> 01:03:56,333
Um, I think there's been a mix-up.

1515
01:03:56,458 --> 01:03:58,293
I- I don't know how to do this.

1516
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:01,922
No, I’ve... Fuck's sake.

1517
01:04:02,047 --> 01:04:04,174
I- I've never done
anything like this before.

1518
01:04:04,299 --> 01:04:06,218
What?

1519
01:04:08,053 --> 01:04:10,472
I don't know how to do it.
I don't know how to do it!

1520
01:04:18,939 --> 01:04:20,107
Ah!

1521
01:04:20,232 --> 01:04:21,733
Ah! Whoa!

1522
01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:26,238
Fuck!

1523
01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:28,532
Oh... I'm doing it.

1524
01:04:28,657 --> 01:04:30,284
I'm doing it.

1525
01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:34,538
<i>♪ Bang, lyrical blow to the jaw</i>

1526
01:04:34,663 --> 01:04:36,290
<i>♪ Bang, lyrical blow to the jaw</i>

1527
01:04:36,415 --> 01:04:37,416
<i>♪ Bang, lyrical blow to the jaw</i>

1528
01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:41,336
<i>everyone wants to be famous.</i>

1529
01:04:41,461 --> 01:04:44,214
That's the main ambition everyone has.
And if they don’t get that,

1530
01:04:44,339 --> 01:04:47,175
then they want to be, like, a teacher
or whatever until they become famous.

1531
01:04:55,517 --> 01:04:56,977
It's not funny.

1532
01:04:57,102 --> 01:04:58,520
It's dangerous.

1533
01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:07,362
- Oh, his face, though.
- I know.

1534
01:05:12,826 --> 01:05:15,454
And I pop the shoulder out.
I pop it back in.

1535
01:05:15,579 --> 01:05:17,414
I pop the shoulder out.
I pop it back in.

1536
01:05:17,539 --> 01:05:18,832
I'm a hard geezer.

1537
01:05:18,957 --> 01:05:21,001
I look like a nice guy,
but, really, I'll kill you.

1538
01:05:21,126 --> 01:05:22,961
Excuse me. The bill.

1539
01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:25,589
It's okay. Put it on the room tab.
The room tab.

1540
01:05:25,714 --> 01:05:29,718
- That's what I'm saying. I'm a hard...
- Sorry. The tab has been closed.

1541
01:05:29,843 --> 01:05:31,386
No tab.

1542
01:05:33,472 --> 01:05:34,598
What?

1543
01:05:47,569 --> 01:05:49,863
Hey, listen, guys. Guys, guys.

1544
01:05:49,988 --> 01:05:53,492
There's been a mix-up, and I need
you lot to help me with the bill.

1545
01:05:53,617 --> 01:05:56,244
Because I- I...

1546
01:06:00,791 --> 01:06:03,210
Okay, no problem.

1547
01:06:03,335 --> 01:06:05,837
No problem. I’ll be back.

1548
01:06:11,009 --> 01:06:12,928
- Ex- Excuse me.
- Yes.

1549
01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:16,306
You-you know the guys there
at the table?

1550
01:06:16,431 --> 01:06:18,350
Um, they actually...

1551
01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:20,977
'Cause they're so nice,
they're really nice guys,

1552
01:06:21,103 --> 01:06:23,438
they said that they're gonna
pay for the bill.

1553
01:06:23,563 --> 01:06:24,981
- Yes?
- Yeah, they said they will pay.

1554
01:06:25,107 --> 01:06:26,441
They're going to pay, so...

1555
01:06:26,566 --> 01:06:28,985
Hey, if you're gonna pay for the bill,
say, "Fuck Taka!"

1556
01:06:29,111 --> 01:06:30,612
- Fuck Taka!
- Okay?

1557
01:06:30,737 --> 01:06:32,614
Okay, thank you.

1558
01:06:34,408 --> 01:06:36,076
Uh, I’ll go for a wee... a wee-wee.

1559
01:06:36,201 --> 01:06:39,162
- Fuck Taka.
- Fuck Taka.

1560
01:06:49,714 --> 01:06:51,550
Just popping out for some fresh air...

1561
01:06:51,675 --> 01:06:52,843
Shit.

1562
01:06:52,968 --> 01:06:54,261
I'm...

1563
01:06:54,386 --> 01:06:56,930
Yeah, I'm just... I’ll be right back!

1564
01:06:58,723 --> 01:07:01,268
- Ah... Oh...
- Don't go!

1565
01:07:01,393 --> 01:07:03,520
I’ll be right back! Don't worry!

1566
01:07:04,771 --> 01:07:06,690
- Oi!
- I’ll be right back!

1567
01:07:22,914 --> 01:07:26,251
<i>I wish GRINDAH all the best.
I- I really do.</i>

1568
01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:29,921
And I don't really want him to fail,
but if he does fail, good.

1569
01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:32,090
<i>Oh, you need me
to go back-to-back, do you,</i>

1570
01:07:32,215 --> 01:07:33,550
<i>for a comeback set in England?</i>

1571
01:07:33,675 --> 01:07:36,136
<i>Well, no one gives a shit anymore.</i>

1572
01:07:36,261 --> 01:07:38,638
And I’ll tell you why.
Because you sold out.

1573
01:07:41,183 --> 01:07:45,437
<i>I thought he cared, like,
and, like, if someone cared, yeah,</i>

1574
01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:47,981
they'd just put on the fucking leotard.
Do you know what I mean?

1575
01:07:48,106 --> 01:07:51,318
Is a leotard worth
a friendship of 15 years?

1576
01:07:52,277 --> 01:07:54,946
Okay, okay. Okay, I’ll go.

1577
01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:56,281
Okay, I'm going.

1578
01:07:56,406 --> 01:07:57,699
Bloody hell.

1579
01:07:57,824 --> 01:07:59,910
<i>You know what,
all these years, yeah,</i>

1580
01:08:00,035 --> 01:08:02,662
<i>I thought, yeah, I'm a hustler,
I'm an entrepreneur.</i>

1581
01:08:02,787 --> 01:08:04,873
But you know what,
maybe I just messed this one up.

1582
01:08:04,998 --> 01:08:06,791
Maybe I have failed.
Maybe I'm not a hustler.

1583
01:08:06,917 --> 01:08:08,376
Maybe I'm not an entrepreneur.

1584
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:13,465
<i>All good things do have
to come to an end eventually.</i>

1585
01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:17,177
Like Queen, like,
one of the greatest bands of all time

1586
01:08:17,302 --> 01:08:20,555
till Eddie Murphy got fucked up
On-On coke and ruined it.

1587
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:25,894
Even when he's dead, yeah,
those songs will live On.

1588
01:08:31,233 --> 01:08:33,235
I'm just thinking, um...

1589
01:08:34,402 --> 01:08:37,822
DO we, um...
Do we have anyone there that...

1590
01:08:37,948 --> 01:08:39,324
- Taka?
- Yeah?

1591
01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:40,909
Do we have anyone there
that would, uh...

1592
01:08:41,034 --> 01:08:42,369
Uh, sorry. Hang on.

1593
01:08:42,494 --> 01:08:43,870
What...

1594
01:08:43,995 --> 01:08:45,330
Just got to...

1595
01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:48,083
Uh, he's just doing an email, I think.

1596
01:08:48,208 --> 01:08:49,960
I presume he's emailing.

1597
01:09:01,429 --> 01:09:03,348
So, we're at studio.

1598
01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:05,517
You always open
the back one first. Why did you...

1599
01:09:05,642 --> 01:09:07,018
- Bubby. Bubby.
- GRINDAH-San.

1600
01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:10,105
- Bubby, I can't believe I'm at studio!
- Don't shout so much.

1601
01:09:10,230 --> 01:09:12,148
- Say it. Studio!
- Come on.

1602
01:09:12,274 --> 01:09:13,316
- Studio!
- Studio!

1603
01:09:13,441 --> 01:09:16,319
Hey, we don't say it too many times
when we do it, SO just come On.

1604
01:09:22,826 --> 01:09:25,453
Yeah? Some of that, you fucking prick!

1605
01:09:27,455 --> 01:09:29,249
What you saying, Steves?

1606
01:09:29,374 --> 01:09:31,251
Uh, just, uh, texting MIKI.

1607
01:09:31,376 --> 01:09:32,586
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1608
01:09:32,711 --> 01:09:35,714
Trying to link her
before we leave, yeah?

1609
01:09:35,839 --> 01:09:38,717
Uh, no, I’ve got enough draw now, so...

1610
01:09:38,842 --> 01:09:41,094
What? Bruv, come on.

1611
01:09:41,219 --> 01:09:42,971
Like, you like her, innit?

1612
01:09:43,096 --> 01:09:45,682
Just lips her, for God's sake, Steve.

1613
01:09:45,807 --> 01:09:47,642
You're exotic out here.

1614
01:09:47,767 --> 01:09:49,894
Back home, you're just a butters freak.

1615
01:09:50,020 --> 01:09:51,938
Make the most of it.

1616
01:09:52,939 --> 01:09:54,733
Yeah, listen, yeah,
if you like her, just tell her.

1617
01:09:54,858 --> 01:09:56,484
You're both weird. It makes sense.

1618
01:09:56,610 --> 01:09:58,528
Yeah, don't overthink it.

1619
01:09:58,653 --> 01:10:01,406
Like, just go down there. Be a man.

1620
01:10:03,074 --> 01:10:05,785
- Be a man?
- Be confident, as well, sort of...

1621
01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:06,911
Yeah, exactly.

1622
01:10:07,037 --> 01:10:09,873
And make your voice deeper
and push your shoulders back.

1623
01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:17,005
Here we go.

1624
01:10:17,130 --> 01:10:19,507
Oh, my God.
I feel like we're in a Drake video.

1625
01:10:19,633 --> 01:10:20,967
Yeah.

1626
01:10:21,092 --> 01:10:23,386
- What is that?
- Just a classic mixing desk.

1627
01:10:23,511 --> 01:10:25,180
- It just turns it up and down.
- Really?

1628
01:10:25,305 --> 01:10:26,723
- Ooh.
- GRINDAH.

1629
01:10:26,848 --> 01:10:28,558
- Yeah?
- You remember SHIRO, right?

1630
01:10:28,683 --> 01:10:31,478
- Yeah. I'm not working with him, am I?
- Oh, yes.

1631
01:10:31,603 --> 01:10:34,689
He's got millions Of fans Out here in
Japan, so it'll really get you noticed.

1632
01:10:34,814 --> 01:10:36,399
Well, if you’re famous,
we should get a selfie,

1633
01:10:36,524 --> 01:10:37,942
- shouldn't we?
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

1634
01:10:38,068 --> 01:10:39,402
I'm sorry.

1635
01:10:40,445 --> 01:10:42,197
What shall I say to her?

1636
01:10:42,322 --> 01:10:44,991
Should I say, like,
"Do you want to link or something?"

1637
01:10:45,116 --> 01:10:48,286
Write W-Y-D...

1638
01:10:48,411 --> 01:10:51,915
W-Y-D.

1639
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:53,625
Space.

1640
01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:55,752
- Space.
- Safe.

1641
01:10:57,754 --> 01:10:59,381
- S-A-F-E?
- Yeah.

1642
01:11:00,423 --> 01:11:02,300
- "WYD safe."
- Yeah.

1643
01:11:03,385 --> 01:11:04,386
- Send that, yeah?
- Yeah.

1644
01:11:04,511 --> 01:11:06,846
- Sent.
- Sick.

1645
01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:11,601
No, the intro, the in...

1646
01:11:11,726 --> 01:11:14,020
Shh, just talking on the intro.

1647
01:11:14,145 --> 01:11:16,189
<i>♪ It's the MC GRINDAH</i>

1648
01:11:16,314 --> 01:11:18,900
<i>♪ Featuring... SHIRO</i>

1649
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:21,820
<i>♪ Let's go</i>

1650
01:11:21,945 --> 01:11:23,613
<i>♪ One, two, three, let's go!</i>

1651
01:11:23,738 --> 01:11:24,739
You.

1652
01:11:24,864 --> 01:11:26,866
Oh, fucking hell.

1653
01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:29,494
Start again. You've missed the drop.
Start again.

1654
01:11:29,619 --> 01:11:32,163
Stop. Start again.

1655
01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:34,374
Shh. You missed the drop.

1656
01:11:38,503 --> 01:11:39,838
Oh, she's replied.

1657
01:11:39,963 --> 01:11:41,506
Oh, sick. What'd she say?

1658
01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:44,551
- Uh, question mark.
- Ooh.

1659
01:11:45,593 --> 01:11:47,470
- That's good.
- Is that good?

1660
01:11:47,595 --> 01:11:49,389
Do a question mark back.

1661
01:11:49,514 --> 01:11:50,557
Sick.

1662
01:11:50,682 --> 01:11:52,642
<i>♪ It's the MC GRINDAH</i>

1663
01:11:54,060 --> 01:11:57,439
<i>♪ Alongside man like SHIRO</i>

1664
01:11:57,564 --> 01:11:59,566
<i>♪ And we're ready to roll right now</i>

1665
01:11:59,691 --> 01:12:01,109
<i>♪ Why?</i>

1666
01:12:02,277 --> 01:12:03,862
<i>♪ We got the lyrical flow right now</i>

1667
01:12:03,987 --> 01:12:06,364
GO!

1668
01:12:08,116 --> 01:12:10,994
<i>♪ With the lyrical, biblical
sound, sound, sound</i>

1669
01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:17,000
<i>♪ When I pick up the mic, I get down</i>

1670
01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:19,753
<i>♪ Say, oh, I get back up
all ready to bounce...</i>

1671
01:12:27,051 --> 01:12:29,345
<i>♪ Bass, lyrical shout, lyrical shout</i>

1672
01:12:29,471 --> 01:12:30,930
<i>♪ Down with the roughneck vibe</i>

1673
01:12:31,055 --> 01:12:33,099
<i>♪ Bass, lyrical shout, went up on left</i>

1674
01:12:33,224 --> 01:12:35,268
<i>♪ Then I bring it back to the right</i>

1675
01:12:35,393 --> 01:12:37,103
Obviously go, then, if I’ve stopped.

1676
01:12:37,228 --> 01:12:38,521
Fucking hell.

1677
01:12:40,023 --> 01:12:42,525
- Just sing. Sing.
- Sing?

1678
01:12:47,197 --> 01:12:48,364
Steves.

1679
01:12:48,490 --> 01:12:51,451
- Is everything Okay?
- Yeah, yeah, just, um...

1680
01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:56,623
- Normal. Yeah.
- Um, I don't know what this text means.

1681
01:12:56,748 --> 01:13:00,251
Uh, I just wanted to come
and, um, speak to you,

1682
01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:02,420
'cause obviously we've been...

1683
01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:05,256
And... I guess, um...

1684
01:13:06,466 --> 01:13:08,885
What I'm trying to say is that you're...

1685
01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:14,015
- ...weird and...
- What?

1686
01:13:14,140 --> 01:13:17,477
And I'm leaving, so it's, um...

1687
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:22,148
Just wanted to come to say that, really,
and just see, um...

1688
01:13:22,273 --> 01:13:24,192
What do you think about that?

1689
01:13:24,317 --> 01:13:26,611
I don't know. I'm a bit confused.

1690
01:13:26,736 --> 01:13:28,404
- Yeah, I'm- I'm...
- Yeah.

1691
01:13:28,530 --> 01:13:31,324
...confused, as well,
but it's just, I guess...

1692
01:13:32,367 --> 01:13:36,329
I- I feel like, for me, um...

1693
01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:40,124
I feel like I'm doing
all the talking at the moment,

1694
01:13:40,250 --> 01:13:45,380
and just, like, maybe it'd be good
if you just said something just to...

1695
01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:48,258
...help.

1696
01:13:48,383 --> 01:13:50,969
Okay, um, um...

1697
01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:56,140
I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

1698
01:13:56,266 --> 01:14:00,728
I'm trying to say that I'm a man,
and what are you saying?

1699
01:14:02,564 --> 01:14:05,191
- About...
- I- I don't know.

1700
01:14:05,316 --> 01:14:07,735
Okay, well, you don't know.
That's fair enough.

1701
01:14:08,862 --> 01:14:10,613
- What do you mean?
- I’ll just, um...

1702
01:14:10,738 --> 01:14:13,825
I’ve obviously embarrassed myself,
as usual, SO...

1703
01:14:13,950 --> 01:14:15,201
- All right.
- S- Steves, uh...

1704
01:14:15,326 --> 01:14:16,870
I’ll see you later.

1705
01:14:20,206 --> 01:14:21,207
It's that way, innit?

1706
01:14:35,763 --> 01:14:37,640
How far are we from the place?

1707
01:14:37,765 --> 01:14:40,560
- Uh, in five minutes.
- Right.

1708
01:14:40,685 --> 01:14:42,186
- Right.
- Yes.

1709
01:14:42,312 --> 01:14:45,481
Is that Japanese time or UK time?

1710
01:14:45,607 --> 01:14:47,358
What's the difference?

1711
01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:49,986
Well, there's a seven-hour
time difference, isn't there?

1712
01:14:51,154 --> 01:14:52,822
Five...

1713
01:14:52,947 --> 01:14:54,574
Just classic five minutes, is it?

1714
01:14:54,699 --> 01:14:56,159
- Normal five minutes.
- Yeah. Normal.

1715
01:14:56,284 --> 01:14:57,702
- Normal. Right, okay.
- Yeah.

1716
01:14:57,827 --> 01:14:59,746
- So that's quite soon. Great.
- So... so, English.

1717
01:14:59,871 --> 01:15:01,789
Exciting.

1718
01:15:01,915 --> 01:15:03,958
- Smile.
- Oh, for fuck...

1719
01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:06,002
Smile! Go on.

1720
01:15:06,127 --> 01:15:07,837
Aw.

1721
01:15:07,962 --> 01:15:10,048
<i>To be honest, yeah, like,</i>

1722
01:15:10,173 --> 01:15:12,717
I had a different view
of what fame would be like.

1723
01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:17,055
Like, I always thought fame
would just be, like, me and my boys,

1724
01:15:17,180 --> 01:15:21,559
<i>yeah, on a private jet, blazing zoots,
going out to every country</i>

1725
01:15:21,684 --> 01:15:24,479
and spitting
the finest UKG lyrics, yeah?

1726
01:15:24,604 --> 01:15:26,272
- Now what?
- Okay, now look a bit stronger

1727
01:15:26,397 --> 01:15:28,232
and prouder and happier.

1728
01:15:29,901 --> 01:15:33,655
It turns out fame is, um,
me and Miche, mainly,

1729
01:15:33,780 --> 01:15:36,074
<i>and Taka making me do weird shit.</i>

1730
01:15:36,199 --> 01:15:37,158
Fuck's sake.

1731
01:15:37,283 --> 01:15:38,826
That's-- I'm on the flyer.

1732
01:15:38,952 --> 01:15:41,245
Fuck's sake. Why have I got
a guitar in my hand, yeah?

1733
01:15:41,371 --> 01:15:42,372
You got it?

1734
01:15:42,497 --> 01:15:44,457
Bubby. Okay.

1735
01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:47,502
Oh, my God. Look.

1736
01:15:47,627 --> 01:15:49,671
- "Bang Boys dressing room."
- Yeah.

1737
01:15:49,796 --> 01:15:51,255
Do you want to say it?

1738
01:15:51,381 --> 01:15:53,091
Why? It just says it there.

1739
01:15:53,216 --> 01:15:55,551
Sausage rolls.

1740
01:15:55,677 --> 01:15:58,805
Yeah. Me and Beats used
to insist on them for the rider, so...

1741
01:15:58,930 --> 01:16:00,306
Well, more for you now, so, you know,

1742
01:16:00,431 --> 01:16:02,892
- that's one of the perks of them going.
- Yeah. Yeah.

1743
01:16:03,893 --> 01:16:06,479
Why are all the boys
still On the poster?

1744
01:16:06,604 --> 01:16:11,401
Yes, I'm glad you asked, GRINDAH-San,
because we've got a little surprise.

1745
01:16:11,526 --> 01:16:13,528
- MIKI. MIKI.
- Yes?

1746
01:16:13,653 --> 01:16:15,196
- Go and get the guys.
- Yes.

1747
01:16:15,321 --> 01:16:17,407
The guys? Are you joking?

1748
01:16:17,532 --> 01:16:19,200
You little bastard!

1749
01:16:19,325 --> 01:16:20,618
You bastard!

1750
01:16:20,743 --> 01:16:21,953
- Did you know about this?
- Oh, my God.

1751
01:16:22,078 --> 01:16:23,579
- No. The big reunion.
- Yes, you did.

1752
01:16:23,705 --> 01:16:25,957
- You lot knew about this, innit?
- Oh, my God!

1753
01:16:26,082 --> 01:16:28,876
Oh, my days.
We're all gonna be on stage together.

1754
01:16:29,002 --> 01:16:31,713
- Yes, all four of you.
- Oh, my God, you've been so worried.

1755
01:16:31,838 --> 01:16:34,007
- And you didn't need to panic.
- I know.

1756
01:16:34,757 --> 01:16:36,217
The Bang Boys.

1757
01:16:37,677 --> 01:16:39,595
What the fuck is that?

1758
01:16:39,721 --> 01:16:41,264
It's just their heads.

1759
01:16:41,389 --> 01:16:43,391
Yes, we were gonna go
with even bigger heads,

1760
01:16:43,516 --> 01:16:45,893
but we thought we'd keep it subtle.

1761
01:16:46,019 --> 01:16:48,980
How is that subtle?
Look at the size of that.

1762
01:16:49,105 --> 01:16:50,940
<i>Hajimemashite.</i>

1763
01:16:51,065 --> 01:16:53,568
- They're cute, aren't they?
- No, they're not cute.

1764
01:16:53,693 --> 01:16:55,278
Decoy hasn't even got an Afro
in real life.

1765
01:16:55,403 --> 01:16:59,115
I know, but we thought it made him look
more cool and hip-hop this way.

1766
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:02,285
Hip...? It's not meant to be hip-hop,
for fuck's sake.

1767
01:17:02,410 --> 01:17:04,579
We got you a foam head as well,
if you want.

1768
01:17:05,705 --> 01:17:08,374
Bubby? Are you sulking?

1769
01:17:41,282 --> 01:17:42,825
So cool!

1770
01:17:43,910 --> 01:17:45,244
Amazing.

1771
01:17:51,542 --> 01:17:53,252
You okay, hon?

1772
01:17:53,377 --> 01:17:56,047
I'm not okay. This is mad.

1773
01:17:56,172 --> 01:17:59,467
- Come On, you were born to do this.
- This ain't how I imagined it, though.

1774
01:17:59,592 --> 01:18:02,178
But you're gonna be amazing.
You're just nervous.

1775
01:18:02,303 --> 01:18:03,638
It's not nerves. It's just...

1776
01:18:03,763 --> 01:18:07,683
It's just this. What the fuck is this?

1777
01:18:07,809 --> 01:18:10,228
Come on, let's look excited
for a pic-pic.

1778
01:18:10,353 --> 01:18:12,438
Just do that-- Bubby.

1779
01:18:12,563 --> 01:18:14,273
Okay, I’ll just get you
walking Off for now.

1780
01:18:14,398 --> 01:18:15,817
Really good emotion.

1781
01:18:26,119 --> 01:18:28,121
What's this? What's going on?

1782
01:18:30,498 --> 01:18:32,500
<i>♪ Bang, lyrical blow to the jaw</i>

1783
01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:33,876
<i>♪ Bang, lyrical blow to the jaw...</i>

1784
01:18:34,001 --> 01:18:36,963
Bang Boys? What's he done to them?!

1785
01:18:37,964 --> 01:18:40,049
That bloody bastard benchod!

1786
01:18:41,676 --> 01:18:42,885
Oi!

1787
01:18:44,929 --> 01:18:46,722
Oh, I’ll tell you what, yeah?

1788
01:18:46,848 --> 01:18:50,518
If I can fire myself,
I can bloody hire myself, too!

1789
01:18:51,435 --> 01:18:52,979
I'm coming, boys!

1790
01:18:53,104 --> 01:18:54,480
Clap your hands!

1791
01:18:54,605 --> 01:18:56,899
- Come On!
- Yeah! Tokyo!

1792
01:18:57,024 --> 01:18:58,276
Whoo!

1793
01:19:03,322 --> 01:19:05,366
Tokyo!

1794
01:19:06,659 --> 01:19:07,827
- Tokyo.
- Where's GRINDAH?

1795
01:19:07,952 --> 01:19:10,329
Oh, he's getting changed. Why? Why?

1796
01:19:14,584 --> 01:19:15,960
He's in the bathroom.

1797
01:19:16,085 --> 01:19:17,170
He won't come out.

1798
01:19:27,388 --> 01:19:28,973
What song we doing?

1799
01:19:30,224 --> 01:19:32,393
"Dry Your Eyes" by The Streets.

1800
01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:36,522
GRINDAH would love this.

1801
01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:39,233
Gold mic as well.

1802
01:19:48,159 --> 01:19:49,452
<i>♪ Ln one single moment</i>

1803
01:19:49,577 --> 01:19:50,912
<i>♪ Your whole life can turn around</i>

1804
01:19:51,037 --> 01:19:52,205
<i>♪ I stand there for a minute</i>

1805
01:19:52,330 --> 01:19:53,873
<i>♪ Staring straight at the ground</i>

1806
01:19:53,998 --> 01:19:55,374
<i>♪ Looking to the left slightly</i>

1807
01:19:55,499 --> 01:19:56,792
<i>♪ Then looking back down</i>

1808
01:19:56,918 --> 01:19:58,461
<i>♪ World feels like it's caved in</i>

1809
01:19:58,586 --> 01:20:00,004
<i>♪ Proper sorry frown</i>

1810
01:20:00,129 --> 01:20:01,255
<i>♪ Please let me show you</i>

1811
01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:03,049
<i>♪ How we could only just be for us</i>

1812
01:20:03,174 --> 01:20:05,718
<i>♪ I can change, I can grow
or we can adjust</i>

1813
01:20:05,843 --> 01:20:09,055
♪ <i>The wicked thing about us
is we always have trust</i>

1814
01:20:09,180 --> 01:20:11,849
♪ <i>We can even have
an open relationship if we must</i>

1815
01:20:11,974 --> 01:20:13,726
<i>♪ I look at her,
she stares almost straight</i>

1816
01:20:13,851 --> 01:20:15,019
♪ <i>Back at me</i>

1817
01:20:15,144 --> 01:20:16,229
<i>♪ Her eyes glaze over</i>

1818
01:20:16,354 --> 01:20:17,813
<i>♪ She's looking straight through me</i>

1819
01:20:17,939 --> 01:20:19,565
<i>♪ Then her eyes must have closed</i>

1820
01:20:19,690 --> 01:20:21,025
<i>♪ For what seems an eternity</i>

1821
01:20:21,150 --> 01:20:22,276
<i>♪ When, um, they open up</i>

1822
01:20:22,401 --> 01:20:23,903
<i>♪ She's looking down at her feet</i>

1823
01:20:24,028 --> 01:20:26,155
<i>♪ Dry your eyes, mate</i>

1824
01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:27,990
<i>♪ I know it's hard to take</i>

1825
01:20:28,115 --> 01:20:30,868
<i>♪ But her mind has been made up</i>

1826
01:20:32,161 --> 01:20:35,665
<i>♪ There's plenty more fish in the sea</i>

1827
01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:38,125
<i>♪ Dry your eyes, mate</i>

1828
01:20:38,251 --> 01:20:40,253
<i>♪ I know you want to make her see</i>

1829
01:20:40,378 --> 01:20:43,714
<i>♪ How much this pain hurts</i>

1830
01:20:43,839 --> 01:20:46,384
<i>♪ But you've got to walk away now</i>

1831
01:20:46,509 --> 01:20:47,969
<i>♪ It's over</i>

1832
01:20:48,094 --> 01:20:49,553
Bubby.

1833
01:20:52,473 --> 01:20:54,684
Bubby? Bubby, are you okay?

1834
01:20:54,809 --> 01:20:56,143
Bubby?

1835
01:20:56,269 --> 01:20:58,813
I'm staying here
till everyone's gone away.

1836
01:20:58,938 --> 01:21:01,274
Bubby.

1837
01:21:01,399 --> 01:21:04,068
Bubby, it's just...
um, just me talking to you, okay?

1838
01:21:04,193 --> 01:21:05,861
We don't have time.

1839
01:21:05,987 --> 01:21:07,863
I can hear people whispering.
Who’s that?

1840
01:21:07,989 --> 01:21:10,408
- It's Taka and, um...
- Oh, great.

1841
01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:13,786
...the-the girl that follows you round.

1842
01:21:14,537 --> 01:21:15,579
Uh...

1843
01:21:16,706 --> 01:21:18,124
- Shit. Hi.
- Hi.

1844
01:21:18,249 --> 01:21:19,917
I'm manager of the Bang Boys.

1845
01:21:20,042 --> 01:21:22,003
Uh, I need to come in.

1846
01:21:22,128 --> 01:21:23,713
Uh... oh.

1847
01:21:23,838 --> 01:21:26,215
Th- This for Taka. He forget. Ha!

1848
01:21:26,340 --> 01:21:27,633
- Taka?
- Taka, yes.

1849
01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:28,884
It's his. I need to come in.

1850
01:21:29,010 --> 01:21:30,428
- Yes? Very good.
- Okay.

1851
01:21:33,222 --> 01:21:34,598
<i>Listen, mate, yeah?</i>

1852
01:21:34,724 --> 01:21:38,311
<i>The music industry
is filled with snakes, okay?</i>

1853
01:21:38,436 --> 01:21:41,063
And if you give these snakes
too much control,

1854
01:21:41,188 --> 01:21:42,898
they'll ruin everything, okay?

1855
01:21:43,024 --> 01:21:44,900
They don't know about music.

1856
01:21:45,026 --> 01:21:47,153
They haven't even got ears.
They're snakes.

1857
01:21:47,278 --> 01:21:48,738
- I don't want it anymore.
- No, I'm not.

1858
01:21:48,863 --> 01:21:50,614
- I don't want any of this.
- Beats and everyone else...

1859
01:21:50,740 --> 01:21:52,283
- I want Beats!
- They don't like you anymore.

1860
01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:54,577
No, I don't like you anymore!

1861
01:21:54,702 --> 01:21:57,204
You know what, though? We are here.

1862
01:21:57,330 --> 01:21:59,832
Come On, quickly.
Boys, boys, I'm here! Sorry!

1863
01:21:59,957 --> 01:22:01,876
Where are they? Where are they?

1864
01:22:02,001 --> 01:22:03,961
Oh, God. Sausage rolls.

1865
01:22:04,086 --> 01:22:06,005
They've definitely been here.

1866
01:22:06,130 --> 01:22:07,715
Oh, I'm starving as well.

1867
01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:10,176
All right, come, come.

1868
01:22:10,301 --> 01:22:13,346
♪ <i>She brings her hands up
towards where my hands rested</i>

1869
01:22:13,471 --> 01:22:16,599
<i>♪ She wraps her fingers round mine
with the softness she's blessed with</i>

1870
01:22:16,724 --> 01:22:19,560
<i>♪ She peels away my fingers,
looks at me and then gestures</i>

1871
01:22:19,685 --> 01:22:22,563
<i>♪ By pushing my hand away
to my chest from hers</i>

1872
01:22:22,688 --> 01:22:24,440
♪ <i>Dry your eyes, mate</i>

1873
01:22:24,565 --> 01:22:26,609
<i>♪ I know it's hard to take</i>

1874
01:22:26,734 --> 01:22:29,445
<i>♪ But her mind has been made up...</i>

1875
01:22:29,570 --> 01:22:30,654
Hey! Where are the boys?!

1876
01:22:30,780 --> 01:22:33,199
I demand to speak to my clients.
I don’t care what you say, Taka.

1877
01:22:33,324 --> 01:22:34,825
I'm not leaving
till I’ve spoken to them!

1878
01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:36,535
They've all quit
apart from GRINDAH, babe.

1879
01:22:36,660 --> 01:22:38,120
- What?
- Yeah.

1880
01:22:38,245 --> 01:22:40,414
Right, okay, well, then I demand
to speak to Tony, then.

1881
01:22:40,539 --> 01:22:42,666
No, he's locked himself in the toilet.
We can't get him out.

1882
01:22:42,792 --> 01:22:44,043
Okay, Tony-- Get out the way.

1883
01:22:44,168 --> 01:22:45,920
- Please let us in! I'm worried!
- Okay.

1884
01:22:46,045 --> 01:22:48,381
Okay, Tony, I'm coming in. Stand back!

1885
01:22:51,425 --> 01:22:54,178
Oh, where is he? His clothes.

1886
01:22:54,303 --> 01:22:57,181
Shit. Tony?!

1887
01:22:57,306 --> 01:22:58,599
- Tony!
- Bubby!

1888
01:22:58,724 --> 01:23:01,394
♪ <i>But we've got to walk away now</i>

1889
01:23:01,519 --> 01:23:04,814
<i>♪ It's over</i>

1890
01:23:05,856 --> 01:23:07,983
Sorry if I was a bit flat
with some of the...

1891
01:23:08,109 --> 01:23:09,610
That performance was great, mate.

1892
01:23:09,735 --> 01:23:11,529
Felt like I went a bit high-pitched
with some of it.

1893
01:23:11,654 --> 01:23:12,905
Really good performance.

1894
01:23:13,030 --> 01:23:16,450
His clothes are here. He must be naked.
He's gonna get hypothermia.

1895
01:23:16,575 --> 01:23:17,952
No, he was wearing other clothes.

1896
01:23:18,077 --> 01:23:19,120
Bubby?

1897
01:23:19,245 --> 01:23:22,081
You've fucked up now, haven't you, Taka?
You dickhead. Huh?

1898
01:23:22,206 --> 01:23:24,041
See?! See what happened?!

1899
01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:26,210
Oh, how the tide has changed!

1900
01:23:26,335 --> 01:23:28,129
How the tide has changed!

1901
01:23:29,296 --> 01:23:31,465
Let's go for a more up-tempo one now.

1902
01:23:31,590 --> 01:23:33,092
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1903
01:23:33,217 --> 01:23:35,636
Shall I do the...?

1904
01:23:36,971 --> 01:23:38,722
<i>♪ Turn around</i>

1905
01:23:38,848 --> 01:23:41,809
<i>♪ every now and then
I get a little bit lonely</i>

1906
01:23:41,934 --> 01:23:44,186
<i>♪ And you're never coming round</i>

1907
01:23:44,311 --> 01:23:45,813
<i>♪ Turn around</i>

1908
01:23:45,938 --> 01:23:48,899
<i>♪ every now and then
I get a little bit tired</i>

1909
01:23:49,024 --> 01:23:51,360
<i>♪ Of listening to the sound of my tears</i>

1910
01:23:51,485 --> 01:23:52,778
<i>♪ Turn around</i>

1911
01:23:52,903 --> 01:23:54,363
<i>♪ every now...</i>

1912
01:23:59,702 --> 01:24:00,911
GRINDAH.

1913
01:24:02,371 --> 01:24:03,289
Beats.

1914
01:24:05,207 --> 01:24:06,167
You're back.

1915
01:24:07,585 --> 01:24:08,627
If you'll have me.

1916
01:24:13,466 --> 01:24:15,050
Yeah, of course I’ll have you.

1917
01:24:23,809 --> 01:24:25,936
It's good to have you back.

1918
01:24:27,605 --> 01:24:29,523
I don't want to do this music shit
without you, man.

1919
01:24:29,648 --> 01:24:31,066
Same.

1920
01:24:31,192 --> 01:24:32,526
Kurupt FM, yeah?

1921
01:24:33,527 --> 01:24:35,446
The rest are irrelevant.

1922
01:24:37,198 --> 01:24:39,575
Feels good.

1923
01:24:41,035 --> 01:24:42,578
How did you know where we were, man?

1924
01:24:42,703 --> 01:24:44,079
I...

1925
01:24:45,456 --> 01:24:47,583
I knew you wanted to do karaoke, so...

1926
01:24:47,708 --> 01:24:50,127
Yeah. But how did you know which one?

1927
01:24:50,252 --> 01:24:52,338
Like, there's thousands of them here.

1928
01:24:52,463 --> 01:24:56,217
- Yeah, I... Well, I texted Decoy.
- Oh.

1929
01:24:56,342 --> 01:24:58,135
I'm sorry.

1930
01:24:58,260 --> 01:25:00,721
You’re the best thing
that's ever happened to me.

1931
01:25:01,722 --> 01:25:02,932
Same.

1932
01:25:07,686 --> 01:25:09,897
Uh, where's-where's Miche?

1933
01:25:10,981 --> 01:25:12,733
Oh, yeah.

1934
01:25:12,858 --> 01:25:15,277
I should probably text her,
let her know.

1935
01:25:24,620 --> 01:25:25,955
What's happened,
Taka? Huh?

1936
01:25:27,248 --> 01:25:28,415
Yeah, but...

1937
01:25:29,458 --> 01:25:31,961
- What's he saying?
- He's saying we can do it without him.

1938
01:25:32,086 --> 01:25:34,046
You can't do it without GRINDAH.
That's his group, hon.

1939
01:25:34,171 --> 01:25:35,923
- Yeah.
- Your husband is replaceable.

1940
01:25:36,048 --> 01:25:37,925
Are you joking me?
You do not disrespect my family.

1941
01:25:38,050 --> 01:25:39,343
I don't care who you think you are.

1942
01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:41,345
- You do not disrespect my family.
- Don’t-don’t do that.

1943
01:25:42,263 --> 01:25:43,722
Is he saying something else
about my family?

1944
01:25:43,847 --> 01:25:45,432
'Cause I will slap him.
Did you hear what I said?

1945
01:25:45,558 --> 01:25:48,269
- He said GRINDAH needs to be Onstage.
- Yeah, he does need to be on the stage.

1946
01:25:48,394 --> 01:25:50,437
GRINDAH will never be on your stage.
You know what, Taka?

1947
01:25:50,563 --> 01:25:52,565
You're lucky
I don't lick you clean out, mate.

1948
01:25:54,233 --> 01:25:55,693
Shit manager.

1949
01:26:08,122 --> 01:26:09,915
- Come on.
- What did you say?

1950
01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:12,710
I told him that Taka knows
the dance routine.

1951
01:26:13,919 --> 01:26:15,671
- Fuck Taka!
- Fuck Taka!

1952
01:26:15,796 --> 01:26:17,047
Ahh!

1953
01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:19,300
Hang On.
I missed what happened there.

1954
01:26:20,384 --> 01:26:21,885
Nah.

1955
01:26:22,011 --> 01:26:23,554
You sure you spelt Kurupt properly?

1956
01:26:23,679 --> 01:26:25,514
- Yeah. Yeah.
- With a "K." Yeah.

1957
01:26:25,639 --> 01:26:27,725
- They ain't got it.
- Oh, for fuck's sake.

1958
01:26:27,850 --> 01:26:29,351
Um...

1959
01:26:29,476 --> 01:26:31,061
Try "Bang Boys."

1960
01:26:32,563 --> 01:26:34,398
Oh, my days. Bruv, we're on karaoke.

1961
01:26:34,523 --> 01:26:36,734
Oh, my days. Steves!

1962
01:26:36,859 --> 01:26:39,528
- Bruv, we're in the karaoke machine.
- That is nuts, bruv!

1963
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:47,161
<i>It's not easy managing Kurupt.</i>

1964
01:26:47,286 --> 01:26:51,081
I’ve lost, I mean,
roughly around seven K.

1965
01:26:51,206 --> 01:26:54,460
And, uh, deep, deep, deep in the red.

1966
01:26:54,585 --> 01:26:55,502
Deep.

1967
01:26:55,628 --> 01:27:00,174
<i>And it made me realize
that, God, I'm a good friend.</i>

1968
01:27:00,299 --> 01:27:01,800
<i>Because any...</i>

1969
01:27:01,925 --> 01:27:04,762
sane manager would have quit
a long time ago, but not me.

1970
01:27:06,764 --> 01:27:08,766
<i>I'm loyal.</i>

1971
01:27:08,891 --> 01:27:11,143
<i>CHABUDDY G, not the best manager,</i>

1972
01:27:11,268 --> 01:27:14,271
but the best friend
you will ever have in your life.

1973
01:27:14,396 --> 01:27:15,356
<i>Hey, boys!</i>

1974
01:27:15,481 --> 01:27:16,398
- Hey!
- Hey!

1975
01:27:16,523 --> 01:27:17,691
Guess who defeated Taka

1976
01:27:17,816 --> 01:27:19,151
- and rescued the fair maiden!
- Yeah!

1977
01:27:19,276 --> 01:27:20,444
- That's mental.
- Innit?

1978
01:27:20,569 --> 01:27:21,862
- I love you. Oh!
- Oh, uh... Oh.

1979
01:27:23,364 --> 01:27:26,241
- You all right?
- Yes. And you?

1980
01:27:26,367 --> 01:27:28,410
- You came.
- Yeah.

1981
01:27:28,535 --> 01:27:30,079
Uh, chicken nugget or anything or...

1982
01:27:30,204 --> 01:27:31,413
- Yes, thank you.
- Uh...

1983
01:27:43,592 --> 01:27:45,177
- Deeky, man, bring it in.
- What are you doing?

1984
01:27:45,302 --> 01:27:46,720
Oh, my God,
you're on the karaoke!

1985
01:27:46,845 --> 01:27:47,971
- Yeah.
- That's mental!

1986
01:27:48,097 --> 01:27:49,598
- We're in the karaoke machine.
- That's cool.

1987
01:27:49,723 --> 01:27:51,016
- Kurupt FM?
- Look.

1988
01:27:51,141 --> 01:27:52,643
<i>- ♪ GRINDAH...</i>
- What?

1989
01:27:52,768 --> 01:27:54,269
<i>♪ Bang, lyrical blow to the jaw</i>

1990
01:27:54,395 --> 01:27:56,188
<i>♪ Bang, lyrical blow to the jaw</i>

1991
01:27:56,313 --> 01:27:57,523
<i>♪ Bang, lyrical blow to the jaw</i>

1992
01:27:57,648 --> 01:27:59,858
<i>♪ Leaving every MC down on the floor</i>

1993
01:27:59,983 --> 01:28:01,485
♪ <i>Bang, lyrical blow to the jaw</i>

1994
01:28:01,610 --> 01:28:02,861
<i>♪ Bang, lyrical blow to the jaw</i>

1995
01:28:02,986 --> 01:28:05,030
<i>♪ Bang, lyrical blow to the jaw</i>

1996
01:28:05,155 --> 01:28:06,740
<i>♪ Leaving every MC down on the floor</i>

1997
01:28:06,865 --> 01:28:08,367
<i>♪ Call 999, it's an emergency</i>

1998
01:28:08,492 --> 01:28:09,993
<i>♪ Beats and GRINDAH killed an MC</i>

1999
01:28:10,119 --> 01:28:11,578
<i>♪ Someone take him to A&e</i>

2000
01:28:11,704 --> 01:28:13,580
<i>♪ And perform some lyrical surgery</i>

2001
01:28:13,706 --> 01:28:15,374
♪ <i>Bang, lyrical blow to the jaw</i>

2002
01:28:15,499 --> 01:28:16,875
<i>♪ Bang, lyrical blow to the jaw</i>

2003
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:19,002
<i>♪ Bang, lyrical blow to the jaw</i>

2004
01:28:19,128 --> 01:28:20,754
- Whoo!
<i>- ♪ Leaving every MC down on the floor</i>

2005
01:28:20,879 --> 01:28:22,464
<i>♪ Bang, lyrical blow to the jaw</i>

2006
01:28:22,589 --> 01:28:23,924
<i>♪ Bang, lyrical blow to the jaw</i>

2007
01:28:24,049 --> 01:28:26,093
<i>♪ Bang, lyrical blow to the jaw</i>

2008
01:28:26,218 --> 01:28:27,720
<i>♪ Leaving every MC down on the floor</i>

2009
01:28:27,845 --> 01:28:29,388
<i>♪ With bandaged knuckles
I dipped 'em in glass</i>

2010
01:28:29,513 --> 01:28:31,056
<i>♪ Leaving the MC up on their arse</i>

2011
01:28:31,181 --> 01:28:32,599
<i>♪ Lyrical dragon punch so damn fast</i>

2012
01:28:32,725 --> 01:28:34,685
<i>♪ Leave your head spinning
for more than my bars</i>

2013
01:28:34,810 --> 01:28:36,395
<i>♪ Beats and GRINDAH up on the track</i>

2014
01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:38,272
<i>♪ Guess you could call that
double impact</i>

2015
01:28:38,397 --> 01:28:39,648
<i>♪ Why are we so lyrically big?</i>

2016
01:28:39,773 --> 01:28:41,024
<i>♪ 'Cause we've been training</i>

2017
01:28:41,150 --> 01:28:43,193
<i>♪ Punching a tree for a week!</i>

2018
01:28:43,318 --> 01:28:46,321
- Oh, my days.
- Oh, my God!

2019
01:28:46,447 --> 01:28:48,824
Make some noise!

2020
01:28:48,949 --> 01:28:50,993
When I say "Kurupt," you say "FM!"

2021
01:28:51,118 --> 01:28:52,453
- Kurupt!
- FM!

2022
01:28:52,578 --> 01:28:53,620
- Kurupt!
- FM!

2023
01:28:53,746 --> 01:28:54,913
- Kurupt!
- FM!

2024
01:28:55,038 --> 01:28:57,541
<i>Kurupt FM!</i>

2025
01:28:58,625 --> 01:29:00,002
<i>Deeky, shall we do a duet?</i>

2026
01:29:00,127 --> 01:29:01,336
- A love ballad?
- Yeah, go On.

2027
01:29:01,462 --> 01:29:02,337
- Go, Deeky.
- Oh, no, man.

2028
01:29:02,463 --> 01:29:03,338
Um...

2029
01:29:03,464 --> 01:29:04,882
Chabuds and Deeky back-to-back.

2030
01:29:05,007 --> 01:29:06,341
- Um, I want to sing...
- I was gonna...

2031
01:29:06,467 --> 01:29:08,093
- Oh.
- Oh...

2032
01:29:08,218 --> 01:29:09,928
- You... NO...
- You... you go ahead.

2033
01:29:10,053 --> 01:29:12,639
- You go ahead. Yeah.
- Uh, Okay.

2034
01:29:12,765 --> 01:29:16,143
I was just gonna say, can I lips you?

2035
01:29:16,268 --> 01:29:17,895
- If that's... if you want.
- Uh, I...

2036
01:29:18,020 --> 01:29:19,772
- But you don't have to.
- I don't know what that means.

2037
01:29:19,897 --> 01:29:22,608
Oh, great. So I’ve literally
embarrassed myself again.

2038
01:29:22,733 --> 01:29:25,736
Um, yeah, uh, it means,
"Can I kiss you?"

2039
01:29:25,861 --> 01:29:27,696
But, obviously,
the moment's sort of gone now.

2040
01:29:32,701 --> 01:29:34,453
Oh. Oh, my God.

2041
01:29:34,578 --> 01:29:36,205
Look at Steves
thinking he can lips!

2042
01:29:38,207 --> 01:29:39,917
- That is great!
- Love is in the air, mate!

2043
01:29:40,042 --> 01:29:42,544
Steves, you dirty bastard!

2044
01:29:42,669 --> 01:29:43,962
Thank you.

2045
01:29:47,007 --> 01:29:50,093
- Can we... can we do more?
- Sure.

2046
01:29:52,054 --> 01:29:54,932
That's my Stevie boy. That's my Steves.

2047
01:29:57,392 --> 01:29:59,978
<i>The little things in life
are the most important.</i>

2048
01:30:00,103 --> 01:30:04,233
Like, if you start thinking too big,

2049
01:30:04,358 --> 01:30:08,445
you realize the world's ending, like,

2050
01:30:08,570 --> 01:30:10,781
everything's completely pointless.

2051
01:30:10,906 --> 01:30:12,699
Ah!

2052
01:30:12,825 --> 01:30:15,911
<i>Focus on just enjoying
the things around you that are good,</i>

2053
01:30:16,036 --> 01:30:20,707
<i>like your mates,
like make music, make art,</i>

2054
01:30:20,833 --> 01:30:23,418
make a fucking spaghetti Bolognese,
whatever you make.

2055
01:30:23,544 --> 01:30:27,631
Do something for someone else.
Make them a fucking spaghetti Bolognese.

2056
01:30:29,424 --> 01:30:31,718
Yeah, drink! I want a drink!

2057
01:30:31,844 --> 01:30:33,220
That's mine. That's mine. Cheers.

2058
01:30:33,345 --> 01:30:35,013
<i>You know, obviously,
we've been trying</i>

2059
01:30:35,138 --> 01:30:37,140
for a long time now
for his fame to sort of birth.

2060
01:30:37,266 --> 01:30:39,101
Have they got other drinks? I love you.

2061
01:30:39,226 --> 01:30:41,019
<i>But he'll probably go back
to postman stuff, as well.</i>

2062
01:30:41,144 --> 01:30:43,313
<i>That's fine 'cause, you know,
he can dream still.</i>

2063
01:30:43,438 --> 01:30:44,815
He can be a postman in the day,

2064
01:30:44,940 --> 01:30:46,942
and he can dream
about being a pop star at night.

2065
01:30:47,067 --> 01:30:49,820
And that's our life,
and I'm happy with it.

2066
01:30:49,945 --> 01:30:51,321
I just wanted to say I'm sorry, brother.

2067
01:30:51,446 --> 01:30:53,407
- Listen, it's water off a ducky's back.
- All right?

2068
01:30:53,532 --> 01:30:54,700
Water off a ducky's back, mate.

2069
01:30:54,825 --> 01:30:56,368
- Cheers, mate.
- NO problem.

2070
01:30:56,493 --> 01:30:57,828
I’ll tell you what,
Chabuddy's a hustler.

2071
01:30:57,953 --> 01:31:01,081
<i>And you can't hustle a hustler.
I'm CHABUDDY G.</i>

2072
01:31:03,166 --> 01:31:05,127
<i>The thing with Taka, yeah,
is that he's a Salaryman.</i>

2073
01:31:05,252 --> 01:31:07,212
<i>You know what I mean? Robot.</i>

2074
01:31:07,337 --> 01:31:09,965
<i>Oh, wake up, have my, uh, coffee,</i>

2075
01:31:10,090 --> 01:31:12,092
go to work, pay my taxes, die.

2076
01:31:12,217 --> 01:31:15,888
<i>Me, I’ve never received a salary
in my life, mate.</i>

2077
01:31:16,013 --> 01:31:20,100
I’ve never been paid for anything
in my whole life.

2078
01:31:20,225 --> 01:31:21,768
Think about that, mate.

2079
01:31:21,894 --> 01:31:23,687
Stevie! Stevie!

2080
01:31:23,812 --> 01:31:28,400
<i>A lot of people have bad things
to say about going away.</i>

2081
01:31:28,525 --> 01:31:30,694
They say, "Oh, it's expensive."

2082
01:31:30,819 --> 01:31:32,779
"Oh, it's a long flight."

2083
01:31:32,905 --> 01:31:35,449
But I tell you what,
get out your comfort zone.

2084
01:31:35,574 --> 01:31:39,161
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Go somewhere, like, different.

2085
01:31:39,286 --> 01:31:41,163
Do you know what I mean?
'Cause do you know what?

2086
01:31:41,288 --> 01:31:43,165
You might not enjoy it at the time,
yeah?

2087
01:31:43,290 --> 01:31:44,499
- You won't.
- You won't. No one...

2088
01:31:44,625 --> 01:31:46,585
You don't enjoy things in the moment.
That's a fact.

2089
01:31:46,710 --> 01:31:48,503
- So you didn't enjoy it?
- No.

2090
01:31:48,629 --> 01:31:50,172
- But...
- But that's the whole point, innit?

2091
01:31:50,297 --> 01:31:51,590
- But I fucking loved it.
- Exactly.

2092
01:31:51,715 --> 01:31:53,091
- Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah.

2093
01:31:53,216 --> 01:31:55,719
- No, I didn't enjoy it, but...
- Yeah. But I loved it.

2094
01:31:56,887 --> 01:31:58,889
After it was done.

2095
01:31:59,014 --> 01:32:00,432
So go and do it.

2096
01:32:00,557 --> 01:32:01,767
You'll fucking love it.

2097
01:32:01,892 --> 01:32:03,060
- Oh, yeah!
- Kurupt FM.

2098
01:32:03,185 --> 01:32:04,394
The rest are irrelevant, like.

2099
01:32:04,519 --> 01:32:07,689
Always and forever, the
brothers. Do you know what I'm saying?

2100
01:32:07,814 --> 01:32:09,942
The Kurupt FM brothers, man. You get me?

2101
01:32:10,067 --> 01:32:12,444
That is what I'm saying, brother!

2102
01:32:54,611 --> 01:32:56,863
What's mad is, yeah,
is that after all of this,

2103
01:32:56,989 --> 01:33:00,492
GRINDAH put it in perspective for me
that it was just all my fault.

2104
01:33:00,617 --> 01:33:02,285
- And that's, like...
- Do you know what I'm saying?

2105
01:33:02,411 --> 01:33:04,121
Sometimes I can't even see
where I'm going wrong.

2106
01:33:04,246 --> 01:33:05,414
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Like, it's...

2107
01:33:05,539 --> 01:33:06,748
But sometimes you need that.

2108
01:33:06,873 --> 01:33:09,793
It was just... I don't know how it was
my fault, but somehow it was, wasn't it?

2109
01:33:09,918 --> 01:33:11,545
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You were saying last night.

2110
01:33:11,670 --> 01:33:14,089
- And I just want to apologize.
- Yeah. NO, it's all good.

2111
01:33:14,214 --> 01:33:16,049
NO need to apologize.
I mean, and I apologize...

2112
01:33:16,174 --> 01:33:18,176
- But I am sorry.
- No, no, but I apologize

2113
01:33:18,301 --> 01:33:20,512
for not explaining that to you earlier.

2114
01:33:20,637 --> 01:33:22,973
Yeah. It kind of makes a little...

2115
01:33:23,098 --> 01:33:24,433
- Perfect sense. Yeah.
- Yeah.

2116
01:33:24,558 --> 01:33:26,143
Or a little bit of perfect sense,
I guess.

2117
01:33:26,268 --> 01:33:27,269
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

2118
01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:35,068
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