Previously on "The Real Housewives..."
Previously on "The Real Housewives
of Salt Lake City"...
We're in sunny San Diego!
Don't you ever----ing expect me to have your----ing back, girl.
Don't!
You've shown up for me for 60%,
and then you sh-- on me and my family.
I think that we have
a very, very toxic relationship with Jen.
Do you think our relationship is toxic?
- Because of you flip-flopped. - Because of me?
You flip-flop, Heather.
You told me that you need to be
on a friendship break from her right now.
Oh, sh--, news to me.
Yeah, that's what this is.
Let's go, girls.
♪ A little party never killed nobody ♪
Yes!
Throw your drinks up.
Bottle service!
♪ A little party never killed nobody ♪
Sorry.
Angie!
Lisa Barlow's your bitch.
Suck her titties!
Jen looks about as good as I feel right now.
Looks like you washed your face.
I mean, I may not be running a marathon this morning,
but I did at least get my makeup off last night,
which is more than I can say for Jen.
Come in, come in.
Right here?
Girl, what in the... Did you--Can I touch it?
Yeah, it...
What--Wait, what happened?
I don't know.
- Does it hurt? - Yes.
Did you put ice on it yet?
We should probably put ice.
You have to wear the sunglasses.
Girl, you have literally--
- That's lipstick. - No, they're scratches.
Oh, is it lipstick?
- That's-- - This is lipstick.
That's not lipstick.
What the [bleep] happened?
I don't wanna get anyone in trouble, Jen,
but that's why I need you to, like, help me figure out
if someone wants to talk about what really happened last night.
We need a cover story is what I'm saying right now.
Like a spider laid eggs in your eyeball.
Or you might have poison in your eye.
- It's a spider-- - Spider poison?
Yeah, people die from that.
I texted you to come over to help me.
- I'm telling you--I'm-- - Not tell me that a spider
laid eggs in my eyeball. - I'm giving--
That's not--I don't think that story's gonna fly.
No, I'm--I'm, like, going through the options.
I don't understand how, like, what the [bleep] happened.
Heather ate peanuts and has a peanut allergy
and then rubbed her eye.
She swiped right on Tinder and invited someone over,
and sh-- got rough.
Heather got in a bar fight.
Bitch, you went out without me?
Okay, option one, spider laid eggs on eyeball.
I'm gonna say... we'll put it on the list.
We need a good cover story for this eye,
'cause I want it--I don't want any of the ladies
to get in any trouble.
You don't know what happened, basically.
- You don't know. - I don't know what happened.
Okay. I don't know what happened.
- Right? - Yeah.
I don't know what happened.
- Meredith. - Hey, girlfriend.
Please come here.
Okay, I need you to sit down first. Sit down.
Okay.
- Okay, sit right here. - You guys are scaring me.
- What's going on? - Well, I--we are scared.
What's wrong?
Is it obvious?
Just, I mean, I don't want to get...
When did this ha-happen?
We--We were with you until 4 in the morning.
- You're funny. - It's not--
- Ooh. - Wow.
Everything looks good.
You better erase that sh--.
Love you.
How did this happen?
That's what we don't know. She doesn't--
I've tried--we're walking through everything,
and I'm like, we need to come up--
- We need to get Meredith. - Wait a second.
You don't know how this happened?
I don't know how this happened.
Okay, I'll be right back.
I...
No, I'm not leaving her.
See, I would think maybe you could have fallen and whatever,
but the scratches on your arm...
But how did this happen?
Oh... my... God.
Like, it seems like she was, you know, physically battered.
It's really scary.
Good morning!
- Good morning, sunshine. - How's it going?
- Good. Just, you know... - Getting ready?
Getting ready, yeah.
Are you feeling better about everything?
Um...
- I am so sorry. - I have not said anything bad
about you, Heather. - I am so sorry.
Is there anything that I need to clarify about how sorry I am?
No.
And the other thing that I'm really frustrated with
is Meredith. - Tell me.
You know how I always used to be like,
"Oh, Lisa's the puppet master? Lisa--"
- Yeah. - Like, I feel like
that's what she's doing. She's very smart at it.
She knows how to stir something up
and then knows that someone else will take it.
Whitney, you have told Heather. You have told Jen.
Lisa has told John, who has told Seth
that I started these rumors, which did not happen.
And where Meredith is being able to say, "I didn't say it,"
'cause she didn't say it.
She alludes and gets you to say it, right?
Mm-hmm.
She gets the other person to say it.
I think that Meredith is seeking revenge
and wants to take Lisa down
while also trying to look like someone
who is not seeking revenge.
So what was her plan, to, like, get all of you to, like...
To get all of us to start saying things about you.
Do you know what's--
Honestly, this is, like, wow.
Meredith holds a grudge,
and when Meredith is determined to take you out,
there's nothing that's gonna stop her,
and until I'm in the fetal position,
wanting to take myself out, she won't be happy.
One mistake in a whole friendship,
and it's like, "Let me try and find a way to ruin you
so I can look better and feel better about myself."
Ready for a shot?
- Do you have shots? - No.
Let's do one.
- I like your outfit. - Thank you.
- Hello, beautiful. - Hey, Danna.
We're all, like, different colors.
- You look so good. - Thank you so much.
I thought I'd be out here earlier.
You're like the mix of both of us.
- Yes. - Hey, girl.
- Good. - Yeah.
Oh, yes.
I...am dreading this.
I don't want anyone to see me. I don't wanna talk about it.
I don't wanna answer the questions.
I do not want to be here right now.
- Hello. - Good morning.
- Well, good afternoon now. - Oh. I thought it was morning.
I like your outfit. We're all flowy today.
- Oh, my goodness. - Hi. How are you?
- Good. - What's up, Heather Gay?
What's up?
- Giddy-up, bitches. - Oh!
I had a near-death experience last night.
Jen came in topless and hugged me,
and first I was suffocated, and then I'm like,
"You're choking me out!"
- Hi, guys. - Whoa!
What's going on?
She's like, "Give it to me."
- Good morning, ladies. - Good morning.
I wanna go see the city a little bit and, like,
go around, right? Are we gonna do that, like, tour?
- Let's go check out San Diego. - Wait, at a winery?
We were doing the GoCar thing.
- All of us are. - Oh, okay.
- And then we're splitting up. - Oh.
Wait. Tell me about last night,
'cause I heard a lot of commotion,
but no one came to my room with their titties.
Um... I--we're not sure what happened last night,
but we know things got a little rough.
What do you mean?
Well, I think we all know what happened.
I just think we don't wanna talk about it.
Wait. What happened?
- Oh, my God. - What the [bleep] happened?
Oh, my God.
- What happened? - What happened?
What--What happened?
Well, I mean, what does it look like?
What does it look like?
I'm just gonna shut down, and I don't wanna talk about it.
We don't know.
You're joking.
Wait. Did you get some short-term memory loss
with that black eye?
Well, I think we all know what happened.
I just think we don't wanna talk about it.
Like, you just said two different things in two seconds.
I don't think it's that noticeable. Like...
Heather, are you insane?
You look like somebody, like, clocked you.
Well, maybe somebody did,
but they don't wanna talk about it.
Did someone hit you?
I don't wanna talk about it.
I don't wanna make the trip about my black eye, honestly.
Just looking at Heather and listening to her,
like, laugh it off...
...but yet, like, elude to that someone hit her
is making me, like, physically sick.
Like, I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
What's--What's the one way I like to deal with things?
- By not talking about it. - Sweep it under the rug.
- Deflect. - Sweep it under the rug
and let's deflect today with some booze,
some humor, and we'll do it the Heather Gay way.
- Let's go. - Let's do it.
It's not funny, Heather.
If someone did this to her...
In this group, if someone did this to her,
like, that's a problem.
- Work through the pain. - Yeah, okay.
We work through the pain. We're women of grit.
Oh, this looks fun.
- This look like a lot of fun. - And a little life-threatening.
Oh, my gosh, they're so cute.
I think I need one in my garage.
Hi!
How are you?
- Great. - We're great.
I got my GoCar outfit on.
The group activities have not been going very well so far,
so I thought a one-on-one ride on the GoCars
would be fun just getting to experience the city together
and experience San Diego.
Let's do blue.
I picked Lisa Barlow to pair up in the GoCar
because I'm smart.
Lisa's gonna be talking about herself.
She's not even gonna notice if I don't say
one goddamn word.
So I got this really cheesy white dress,
and John's like, "How much was that?"
I'm like, "$800." He goes, "It looks like $80."
If I were to ride with anyone else,
they would be grilling me about this black eye.
I'd be trapped in an interrogation interview.
I wanna go with Lisa.
She's not even gonna remember that I'm there.
- I'll ride with you. - Come on. Let's ride.
Jen jumps in my GoCar, and I'm like, "Oh, my God."
- Danna. - I'm the driver today.
Jen is very unpredictable and very hard to talk to.
It's gonna be a very long ride.
Okay.
So speedy.
Oh.
Okay.
And remember, stay within speed limits,
follow your local traffic laws,
and navigate other groups to ensure better safety.
Now let's ride.
Whoo!
San Diego!
Aah!
Who's honking at us?
Yeah.
- Yes. - Right?
But then she didn't know what happened,
so I'm thinking, "Well, you would have known," right?
Whitney!
Bye, Whitney!
I'm so sorry.
- Hi. - Wow.
Wait. We're moving.
- It was awesome. - Getting off?
- That's awesome. - Yeah, thank you.
Well, anyway, guys, I booked a winery for the afternoon
for whoever wants to join me.
- I will. - Joining!
Me!
You guys wore the perfect outfits for rollerblading.
I have to rethink a little.
All right, we'll see you guys at the house.
Coming up...
I-I don't know what happened, but whatever happened
is not okay.
It's really concerning.
Just respect I don't wanna talk about it now.
Whoo!
- Pop it. - Thanks, Leslie.
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, wait. They're roller skates, not blades?
Rollerblades, roller skates, same difference.
- We are screwed. - Oh, my gosh.
I have been rollerblading since I was a little kid. It's my jam.
But roller skating is so much different than rollerblading.
It is not the same thing, and so for me...
...it is so much harder.
You guys, I'm nervous. I haven't done this forever.
Lisa, at least you can skate, though.
Um... let's see if I can.
Ladies, we're finally here.
Okay. Let's go.
- Oh, this is pretty. - This is incredible.
- Hello. - Welcome to the winery.
- I'm Roberto. - Roberto, nice to meet you.
- This is my wife Noelle. - Heather.
- Nice to meet you. - Noelle, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. - We can do tastings today.
- Glass or get a bottle. - We want food, wine, and fun.
- Yes. - So what we'll do is we'll get
you a bottle of rosé and a bottle of the Tempranillo
and the charcuterie board. - Delicious.
- Amazing. - And we'll bring it down
to the table. - Beautiful.
Beautiful.
- Oh, this is cute. - This is cute.
Thank you.
Can we get a normal meal that requires utensils?
How's it for you?
I am sick of the rolled-up cheese,
the tiny crackers,
the cluster of grapes.
I've seen every version. I would like a version
that's just on a plate with a fork and a knife.
Whoo! Whoo! We're doing it! We got this!
You look like you're dancing over there.
All through sixth and seventh grade,
I was at the roller rink every Friday night.
Whoo!
I could do tricks. I could do all the things on roller skates.
Oh, you guys, we should get ice cream.
- Okay, let's do that. - Yes!
- Ooh! - Whoa!
- Oh, my God. - So pretty.
I'm better on wheels than skis. What can I say?
You're so good.
- How was my... - Yeah, how was your car ride?
It was fun.
Heather and I were talking about our kids.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
Did you talk about her black eye?
No. What do you guys think happened?
I don't know, and I don't want to assume.
- There's only two options. - Someone hit her, or she fell.
She did it to herself or someone did it to her.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Honestly, if someone hit her,
I would think it was Jen.
We all know how toxic their friendship is, and, like,
at the state of, like, how intoxicated they were,
like, what if Heather ticked off Jen, and Jen hit her?
But why is Heather covering it up?
Does she think this is gonna be bad for her trial?
I don't--I don't know.
- Listen... - Yeah.
I-I don't know what happened,
but whatever happened is not okay, obviously.
- What, that broke my eye? - Um, yes.
My whole--My--My soul, my head...
- Yes. - ...and my scratches?
It's... really concerning.
That is not okay at any level.
I don't know what happened, but I know it's not okay.
Just respect I don't wanna talk about it now.
We'll talk about it later. It's--and it's nothing
you should worry about. I got it handled.
You have my word that I will not bring it up again.
We are worried about it, but we will respect your space
for the time being on it as long as we feel that you're safe,
but that means you're not sleeping alone. Let's move on.
Well, I-I can't, and that's, like,
that's the game of all of this. Like, I'm not gonna say it
until somebody else says it, you know what I mean?
Like, I'm not gonna spew my theories
until everybody spews theirs.
Like, this is just a game of, like, Texas Hold'em,
and nobody is showing their cards.
When I woke up with it, I called you, and I called you,
and normally I would call Whitney immediately,
but after the dinner last night
when I found out I was on a friendship break...
Whitney and I have been in cahoots from day one.
I go to her. I say the petty, dumb things that don't matter
that I would never say out loud
because they're unnecessary and immature.
And now she's putting that on you.
So she wants to, like, all of a sudden
clean state, start fresh with Lisa. Great.
Do that with you. Don't bring me into it.
Don't pull me into
everything that we've ever said as friends
and then think that I'm not gonna have a reaction to that
because it makes me not trust her.
But the truth is I love her,
and our friendship is so effortless that I just
give her grace in it, you know? She's going through a lot.
She's been giving me a lot of information
that I'd never had before, you know, Justin losing his job.
Maybe there's a reason that the two of them
are bonding and all of a sudden coming together
'cause it all seems weird.
Whitney is going through this whole thing with Justin.
Right? Justin lost his job.
And you know what? Lisa has stuff, too.
Lisa--there's an SEC filing.
A crowdfunding where Lisa's the richest bitch
out of all of us, but she's trying to crowdfund for $25,000.
The whole thing is very strange to me because I don't understand
why you reach out for 25 grand on crowdfunding,
and in it, they have to disclose, you know, everything.
They have to disclose their debts,
and they do have a loan from
way below market value.
Me, Angie K., and Heather, and we were talking to Meredith.
Like, she got some information
from somebody about your business.
She's been sharing with us about, like, how
Vida was crowdfunding or something about an SEC.
And by the way, there is a whole SEC filing
that is floating around that was sent to me.
It's a document. It is a public document
that also shows that they're not making any money
and everything else that she's saying about everybody else.
Why the [bleep] is she talking about my business with you?
Yeah. She shared it with-- I don't know.
This is bullsh--.
Meredith is intentionally trying to hurt me.
Why do you think she has the information?
Why does she have the information?
- I don't know. -'Cause she's digging it up,
and she wants dirt on me. She doesn't have any information.
She said it was like public record.
Listen, you know what? SEC filings are public record,
but it's not on Vida. It's on a brand we own
that has one outlet that we sell nationwide.
I know what's happening here.
Meredith is upset that I had the hot mic moment,
and she's retaliating.
She is trying to disparage my name, my businesses,
my marriage, and my family.
Sorry. My company isn't failing. It's actually thriving.
I have my P.O.s on my phone. I can post 'em on Instagram.
She's gonna have to sell a lot of jewelry
to make one of my P.O.s.
Meredith said her family's off-limits,
businesses are off-limits, children are off-limits.
Well, guess what? You just came for all my----ing stuff.
So maybe nothing's off-limits anymore.
This is how Meredith works, is she--
Oh, absolutely.
So what? Guess what?
She told me I had mental health issues.
Oh, my God.
No, I don't pop pills, bitch. You do.
Whoo!
Well, that was fun. What a beautiful evening.
Oh, Meredith! CEO of Fun.
Oh, my gosh. It was fabulous.
So just so I understand a little bit more
about this SEC filing,
I still don't even understand what the hell
this crowdfunding thing is. That's why I'm asking.
So an SEC filing is like a public record
of the government... - Yes.
...with anytime you exchange money or get investment money.
Yes, it's the Security and Exchange Commission,
and they monitor, like, all public trading,
so when you're doing crowdfunding--
And if you're digging a company...
People need to know what they're putting money into.
And who generally does crowdfunding and an SEC filing?
- Outside from-- - Crowdfunding is for new--
normally new companies.
So it's a small company that doesn't have enough money
to--to go to the next level unless other people invest.
And as soon as other people invest...
- Yeah. - ...you have to make
a public record and an SEC filing.
It's a--It's a pain in the ass is the bottom line.
I can't imagine wanting to crowdfund
for any reason at this stage in my life...
So are you close enough with Lisa to inquire
why she would?
I don't care.
I just felt like Vida Tequila had been around for decades.
They were a main player in the game, you know?
- That's her business. - She says she's the richest
friend we all have. - Maybe there's a reason why--
That's the only reason I even, like...
but I'm just saying, like, I wouldn't ask a hundred people
for $25K if I'm the richest girl in the group.
I was, like, sent a random DM with this SEC filing.
Here it is. Here. Here it is.
"Jack Henry Spirits. CA crowdfunding.
$25K to a $107,000 in crowd notes.
I'm so uncomfortable with Lisa not being here
and then talking about her business
like she's doing something shady.
- That says negative? - Yes.
They made no money? They made negative $16,000?
There's no way that Lisa is broke.
She would not be wearing the brands that she's wearing,
driving the car that she's driving,
and living in the home that she is living in today.
And if that's what being broke looks like, I'll take it.
I don't count anyone else's money,
but you wanna sit there and say, "I'm the richest bitch
and you can't afford a home,
and your husband can't keep a job"?
Yes.
Oh, we're here! Listen, time out. We have to focus.
You're hosting a Greek goddess dinner right now.
Focus on your party.
You guys, it's almost 9:00.
- Get your mind right. - Okay.
Okay, got it.
Thank you again. See you tomorrow.
- Well, that was a fun day. - Um, it was.
And there's still more to come.
Come in!
- Hey, hey! - Hey!
- You look so good. - So do you. Wow.
2022 Helen of Troy. I love your head wrap.
- Gorgeous, but thank you. - Do you want have a seat?
Yeah, is that okay if I sit down?
- Yeah. - How was your day?
- It was good. - Yeah.
Actually, it was--it was good with Whitney and Danna.
- Good. - But I was shocked, Ange.
- What happened? - We went roller skating,
and we stopped and grabbed some ice cream,
and then Whitney and Danna were telling me
that Danna specifically said she was at Meredith's house,
and there was a conversation about my business.
What?
So it was Heather, Meredith, and Jen and I,
and you know, we went to that little winetasting.
Somehow they brought up something called an SCC?
- SEC. - Which--
- Okay, thank you. An SEC. - Yeah. Yeah.
Meredith, you know, knew about it, and she brought it up,
but then Heather talked about it
and then Jen started pulling information.
Wow.
Heather and Meredith have both experienced
Jen's toxic behavior,
but now they're supporting it.
We know Meredith loves her feathers.
Birds of a feather flock together,
but they're not pretty birds. They're seagulls,
and everybody hates seagulls because they sh-- on people.
Meredith said something about John, basically,
like, that he doesn't work.
- Oh, we know that's not true. - Something to that effect and--
Meredith, this is what you do-- get your team together,
make sure you've got Jen, make sure you've got Heather,
get the troops ready to attack Lisa
because you can't do it on your own,
and if you are gonna attack me, make sure you come with facts
and not some made-up bullsh--.
I know what I have. I know what I've built.
- I know who we are. - Well, there you go,
and that's the attitude that you should have.
And the fact that they're talking about John
is disgusting. Like, honestly, it's disgusting.
Coming up...
So I have a question.
Who talked about an SEC filing about Lisa?
Who brought that up?
How gorgeous is this?
You look so pretty.
- Opa! - Opa.
Hello, my Grecian goddesses.
- What's up, Heather? - How do you just have,
like, a, um, custom evil eye eyepatch?
I don't wanna talk about it.
Jen had an eyepatch...
Who carries an eyepatch in your luggage?
...for this girl's trip. Well...
They bedazzled an eyepatch.
Jen and Meredith created it all.
- They made it? - They put this together.
Oh, Miss Danna.
Danna, gorgeous.
Hello.
I'm, like, the one that has all the kids.
Hera wasn't just a mother, Danna.
She was the wife of Zeus, who he relentlessly cheated on.
She was a jilted wife and a mother.
I'm Helen of Troy.
And, Lisa, how did you come up with this?
When you Googled Helen of Troy,
was it Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake
at the Grammys?
What's going on here?
Opa!
Or how do you say, like...
I'm Goddess Athena.
I have zero interest in being at this dinner tonight.
If it weren't for Angie putting so much work into it,
there's no way I would be sitting here
after hearing what those three have said behind my back.
Hi, everybody.
Hello.
Hi! Yeah...
I snapped it.
I mean, time to stop being so obsessed with me.
I feel like Mariah Carey.
You have a hard time with what?
- Because she did. She-- - Everything.
- What is going on? - Nothing.
Like, you're, like, all grumpy. When I come down here,
your energy is-- - I'm not grumpy.
- What's going on? - Nothing.
So you're lying?
Nothing.
Like, where's the hostess of this goddess dinner?
Who pissed in Lisa Barlow's Diet Coke?
She is not happy.
And everyone knows I love an unhinged Lisa Barlow.
So this dinner is gonna be great,
and I hope I can see it all from my one good eye.
Our goddess is here, everybody.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Our goddess is here. - Whoo!
Should we stand up? What's appropriate?
I'm approaching.
"I'm approaching."
- Oh, my God. - Goddess...
- Hello, goddesses. - ...Electra.
Ladies, meet Zeus and Hercules.
- Whoo! - Honey.
Welcome... to the gathering of goddesses.
You can have a seat. Let's feast, and, gods,
you may depart.
I'm very passionate about being Greek.
My parents are both immigrants from Greece,
and I wanted to share my culture with the ladies.
I just wanted to say a little toast in--in Greece.
They would say, "Stin iyia mas," which is "To our health."
- Stin iyia mas? - Stin iyia mas?
- Stin iyia mas. - Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers.
- Is this Greek? - Stin iyia mas.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- Cheers. - To our health.
- Stin iyia mas. - It smells good.
- There you go. - There we go. Thank you.
- Opa! - I'm probably gonna need that.
Anyways, I've had a really amazing experience,
and I just wanted to thank you all for having me.
Thank you, Ange.
And it's been fun co-hosting with sis.
Thank you.
So I just wanted to give a little gift to all of you.
In the Greek culture, the evil eye
is supposed to ward off negativity
or bad thoughts or bad energy.
Oh, my gosh, Ange. This is amazing!
- Beautiful! - I'm really excited.
Oh, my gosh. I love it.
Now if I don't see these on your necks...
This is so pretty.
...you'll never get another gift again, or I will unfollow you.
- Thank you. - I'm never taking it off.
- Oh, my gosh. - It's so cute.
I mean, could this be any more appropriate?
- Give me all the evil eyes. - Dinner is served.
Anything to ward off these evil bitches.
Ange, it's so cool that your parents
are, like, true immigrants. - Mm-hmm.
So tell us about your guys' day.
The roller skating was fun,
and we had ice cream while we were skating.
Yeah, tell--you got ice cream from the ice cream man?
We got--we got ice cream, and then...
...you guys were skating.
And then we chatted a lot
and had a very, very informative conversation.
So I have a question.
Who talked about an SEC filing about Lisa?
Who--Who brought that up?
So I have a question.
Who talked about an SEC filing about Lisa?
Who brought-- Who brought that up?
Why is everybody so worried that I have an SEC filing?
Well, did you talk about me and my businesses?
I really haven't talked about it other than in passing.
You had a conversation
with Danna about it, Angie, Heather.
That was the same conversation.
Listen, I'm gonna be really clear.
I have an SEC filing. We have multiple brands.
That is not Vida Tequila. That is Tequila Ciudad.
If you guys have questions, I'm happy to answer 'em for you.
But I think it's funny that you guys, like,
all wanna chit-chat about me.
Oh, Lisa, you wanna chit-chat about everyone else.
Please, honey.
Oh, please.
Meredith, I had one bad moment in our whole friendship.
No, it was not one, and don't go there.
Whatever.
"Don't go there." What are you gonna do?
Talk more gossip about me and say
my husband doesn't have a job?
- Don't talk to me. - Your husband has a job.
He works with you. You guys have a company.
- No one disputes that. - Don't talk. Angie?
Angie, is that true?
- Why are you asking Angie? - You guys, what--
- I don't know. - What?
Has something been lost in translation?
Did she come home from our bus ride
and, like, download it all to you,
and now that's why you're so pissed?
Thank you very much, Angie K.
You think you're gonna endear yourself to Lisa?
You think Lisa wants to hear about her $25,000 SEC filing?
That's embarrassing.
Pretend you didn't hear it.
Pretend she's rich. That's what she likes.
It's in poor taste to host a dinner
where you stir up trouble right before it starts.
Heather, you know what made me uncomfortable today?
You guys are friends with Lisa,
and you're talking about her in the car.
You were talking sh-- about her.
Was the point to show flaws in who I am?
No. The point is...
Was the point to show that I'm not stable?
...if you want to sit and question my husband's business--
I didn't question your husband's stuff.
I said something absolutely ridiculous in a rant.
Yes, and you endangered the livelihood
of his 4,000 employees.
That is reckless.
Is she serious right now?
I mean, how many times are we gonna talk about the rant?
Don't make one mistake,
because you'll pay for it till the day you die.
I have apologized for the rant.
What more do I need for us to move forward
so we don't land here again?
I answered this question months ago.
You ignored me and turned it on me.
I didn't ignore you. I didn't ignore you.
- And you were not nice. - How did I turn it on you?!
You were not--we're-- we have nowhere to go.
Explain to me how-- How did I turn it on you?
I need you to explain how I turned it on you,
because I did not-- - You accused me of calling you
mentally ill, and that is extraordinarily disgusting
to say that I said that, because I did not.
If you think that this is normal behavior,
and you don't want to get help and make changes,
then there's no more I can do for you.
If you think that you should be getting some help,
I'm happy to help you.
What kind of help do I need, Meredith? I wanna know.
- I don't know. - What kind of help do I need?
I don't profess to be a doctor. All I know--Excuse me.
You saying that is gonna absolutely trigger her.
Yeah.
So let's just sit around and talk sh--
instead of work on forgiveness! Instead of moving forward,
let's sit around and talk sh--, right?
Because there's a choice here to sit around and talk sh--
than to move forward. - I told you we can move forward.
- It doesn't feel like it. - I told you that.
- It doesn't feel like it. - I felt you guys
were moving forward today. I felt great about this trip.
If you wanna stay in a good place with your friends,
you don't start trying to find holes in their lifestyle.
Well, you know...
You don't do that. Intent. Intent. You're a lawyer.
You know what intent is. Intentions are everything.
Yes, I've seen your intentions, Lisa. Thank you.
No, no, you saw me upset one time.
- You didn't see my intentions. - Oh, please.
You're gonna hold me responsible for one mistake
when I wasn't--Okay. - It's not one mistake, Lisa.
- Okay. - It's a multitude.
- Okay. Okay. - A multitude.
Okay.
Lisa has done a lot of just little things over the years,
like talking about me behind my back
or not calling me when I tell you my father is dying,
or canceling my makeup artist on me on the 11th hour
in the height of a global pandemic
when I couldn't get somebody else.
It's so absurd. Who does that?
The way you were talking to me,
you were insinuating that I had a mental health issue,
and I did not like that.
- What I had was a rant. - No, it was a tirade, but go on.
No, no, no, it was a rant. Don't relabel it.
- A tirade. - It was a rant.
- For me, it was a rant. - Okay, well, for me
it was a tirade. - Okay.
I can say what I want for me.
I cannot believe we're sitting here arguing about whether
it's a tirade or a rant. It's like did you say
"trash bag whore" or "garbage whore"?
Was I an effing POS?
Was it my family that modeled or my family that poses?
It doesn't make it any better.
Either way, it was pretty awful.
I don't like the conversations that were had today.
I don't want my family talked about,
and I don't wanna sit and have these conversations
over and over and over again,
rehashing situations from the past.
We're a group of women.
We have more in common than we want to admit.
At the end of the day, put the petty aside.
I felt like we had three steps forward...
- It was not a place of good. - ...with you guys getting
resolved this weekend. - It wasn't from them, but...
I really did.
I think my eye might be a metaphor for our friendships.
We woke up. We don't understand where all of it's coming from.
It's ridiculous.
Sometimes we wear a patch. Sometimes we let it all out.
Sometimes we sweep it under the rug.
I didn't say that. I didn't ever say that.
I just--I didn't say I don't remember how it happened.
I just said I'm not talking about it.
It's the first rule about Fight Club.
How did you get a black eye?
If anyone does, like, a secret knock on your door...
- Don't answer. - ...don't answer.
Oh.
To be fair, I am still unclear
on exactly what happened with my eye.
I don't wanna talk about it.
Myself.