1 00:00:02,252 --> 00:00:03,628 Previously on "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"... 2 00:00:05,422 --> 00:00:07,549 To Angie's hook-up in San Diego. 3 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:10,343 Guys, there are no locked doors on this trip. 4 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:11,970 Then how am I gonna masturbate? 5 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,388 [laughter] 6 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:15,515 We need to get the room situation down. 7 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:17,058 -Oh, come here. -And then, like-- 8 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:20,228 Like, come and see the whole property. 9 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:21,896 Welcome to my room. 10 00:00:21,938 --> 00:00:24,524 I ----ing planned this sh--, and you get the best room? 11 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,443 [gasps] 12 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:28,361 -Are you serious, Jen? -Yeah, I'm serious. 13 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:31,531 Jen follows a different set of friendship rules-- 14 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:35,368 ride-or-die loyalty or "I will burn you alive." 15 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,412 I've been there for you. I've gone to bat for you. 16 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:40,206 I went all out for your husband's birthday. 17 00:00:40,248 --> 00:00:42,417 And I paid for that entire party. 18 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:43,293 What did you pay for? 19 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:45,086 Are you ----ing kidding? 20 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,379 Yes, I have! 21 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:47,881 -Really? -Are you kidding me right now? 22 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:50,050 -Girl, it was three months ago. -Oh, my God. 23 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:51,384 [boat horn blows] 24 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:54,095 HEATHER: We are moving! We are moving! 25 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:56,556 Why would I ever, ever ask-- 26 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,266 just host a party at someone's house? 27 00:00:58,308 --> 00:00:59,768 I'm concerned for Jen. 28 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:04,314 I feel like she is hitting a breaking point. 29 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:05,774 [bleep] you, Angie. 30 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:17,744 *** 31 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:19,579 You are coming at me at my most vulnerable time. 32 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,164 You know this. 33 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:23,041 [bleep] you, Angie. 34 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,709 She's fake as [bleep]. 35 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,879 *** 36 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,757 That was really hurtful. I mean, it was so degrading 37 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:34,386 and not even funny. I'm trying to figure out-- 38 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:36,054 To me, that was not funny and that was not in jest. 39 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,598 Like, I don't see any humor in that. 40 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:42,102 *** 41 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:43,687 You guys, on my dad's grave, 42 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:46,314 I was just trying to lighten the mood because 43 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,942 sh-- got so ----ing weird when she was doing the tour. 44 00:01:48,983 --> 00:01:52,987 She was acting like this trip was her thing, 45 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:55,448 that's like taking the best room and doing all these things 46 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:56,991 and, like, not even acknowledging you, 47 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:59,869 and I saw it, and Lisa took up for her immediately. 48 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:02,747 She didn't even hesitate. 49 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:05,750 Everything today completely caught me by surprise. 50 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,252 You know... 51 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:11,339 She really doesn't give a [bleep]. 52 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,425 She's just like everybody else. 53 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:16,094 I'm really hurt right now. 54 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:19,139 Lisa, you didn't even give me the respect of coming to me 55 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:21,641 and saying, "Jen, are you okay?" 56 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:25,186 You're over there, kiki-ing with Angie K. 57 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:31,276 I care about Lisa, and Lisa basically sh-- on me. 58 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:34,237 I just feel at times like I'm being used. 59 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:37,782 And this sounds really terrible, but here she is, 60 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:41,411 you know, being charged for something 61 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:44,456 where she is supposedly conning people out of money. 62 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,332 She's told me she's not guilty, 63 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:48,168 and I'm choosing to believe her. 64 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:49,794 But then somehow I got conned 65 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:52,839 into paying for this entire event. 66 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:55,467 If you wanna pay someone back, you pay them back, 67 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,093 but me, because I know she's going through 68 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:59,387 what she's going through, I'm trying to be compassionate. 69 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,556 I have the money, so I thought, you know what? 70 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,475 I'm gonna let it go and I'm gonna hope that 71 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,352 she comes forward on her own without me asking for it. 72 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:07,562 And I've been waiting, and she hasn't done it. 73 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:11,066 I've known Jen forever, but lately, 74 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:12,692 Jen has been very toxic, 75 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,235 and I'm not sure the ladies are seeing this, 76 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:18,198 or if they're just willing to keep coming back for more. 77 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:21,409 But I'm not willing to do that. I have too much self-respect. 78 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:24,204 It was really inspiring to see you be very honest 79 00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:27,916 and very real because... 80 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:29,793 I feel like that's what I'm trying to do with Heather. 81 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:32,545 And I'm proud of you for speaking up, 82 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:35,090 But there's this piece of me that is always hesitant 83 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:37,092 to say what I'm thinking because I know that I can trigger 84 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:38,760 or start her up really easily. 85 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:40,220 It's like I'm on eggshells with her. 86 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:41,805 Wait, and, Whitney, I just said this. 87 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:44,099 Nobody wants to be in a friendship hostage situation. 88 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:45,475 But my thing is just like, 89 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:47,227 why haven't you guys said anything to her? 90 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:48,770 Friends that I love, that I know 91 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,106 I'm not getting what I deserve in return and I put up with, 92 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:53,692 because I love them and-- -But when is enough is enough? 93 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:55,276 Like, when is it gonna be enough? 94 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:56,569 Enough sometimes when you have to figure it out on your own. 95 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:59,906 You gotta find a balance. This is not healthy, no. 96 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:03,243 I feel like a lot of the girls are either afraid, 97 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:05,412 intimidated, or something with Jen. 98 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:07,580 -Let's--Let's do this. -[gasps] 99 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:08,873 -Ohh! -Are you serious, Jen? 100 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,125 Yeah, I'm serious. 101 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,960 How would you feel if someone did that to you? 102 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:13,461 I'd be pissed. 103 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,380 But I don't like her behavior. 104 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,257 I don't like how she talks to people. 105 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:18,842 [bleep] you, Angie. 106 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:20,719 If she can talk to friends like that, 107 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:24,472 then she...will probably talk to me like that. 108 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:27,684 As the CEO of Fun, 109 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:32,272 it's time to go downstairs and have a little fun. 110 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:35,066 [dance music playing] 111 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,901 Yes. 112 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,194 Thank you for pulling me out of my funk, 113 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:40,030 and you are so sweet. -We--we all can be sweet. 114 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:41,656 We can all be bitches, but the end of the day, 115 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,283 we have to hear each other. -Yes. 116 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:44,451 You are friends. 117 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:47,162 * Tell me, baby * 118 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:51,958 [dance music continues] 119 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,210 *** 120 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:58,506 Meredith, significantly more ass than I would anticipate. 121 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:02,344 All right, this is my turn-up crew. 122 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:04,471 Yes! We're gonna come. 123 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:06,514 -[laughter] -Let's do it. 124 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:08,350 *** 125 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:11,478 Wait a minute. I need a drink to deal with these bitches. 126 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:13,563 -Hi, girls. -Hello! 127 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,357 Oh, you guys have cute, little snacks. 128 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:16,983 Heather, are you gonna take a shot? 129 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,651 -I am not doing a shot. -Okay, well, uh, me and... 130 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:21,071 -But I love you all. -...Champagne gang girls. 131 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,947 *** 132 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,699 -I'm here. -Jen, I've been waiting 133 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,576 all day to do this for you. -Come through. 134 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:28,244 -You ready? -I'll be on left stage. 135 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:30,914 -You tell me if you... -[dance music playing loudly] 136 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:33,041 *** 137 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:34,793 -Aah! -Yes, Whitney. 138 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,294 [cheering] 139 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:39,172 Oh, my gosh, yes! 140 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,507 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 141 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:42,133 *** 142 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:45,637 Whoo! How long have you been working on that? 143 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,264 -All my life. -And that's how she got Justin. 144 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:51,518 Jen... 145 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:53,687 -Yes! -Come on, dance, you guys. 146 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:56,481 -Whoo! -Jen, come on. Let's go! 147 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,108 Let's have fun! 148 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:00,402 -Whoo! -Oh, my God. 149 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:02,696 Yeah, seriously. Come on. 150 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,705 I've said everything I wanna say to your face. 151 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:13,456 Why are you acting like you're mad at me? 152 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:14,874 -I've done nothing to you. -Consistent. 153 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,626 You--You expect me to be consistent with you, 154 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:17,836 which I have. -I ambeing consistent with you. 155 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:21,506 -Yoube consistent. -Whoo! 156 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:24,467 Wait. What does that even mean? 157 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:26,511 -Hey, hey, listen. -You do your thing. 158 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,722 No, no. Oh, oh. 159 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:32,183 No, you're not-- you're not doing this, Jen. 160 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,144 Jen. Jen. Listen, Jen. 161 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:36,896 Guess what, Lisa. I don't give a [bleep]. 162 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:38,773 I'm dealing with bigger issues right now. 163 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:42,944 Jen...don't do this to me. 164 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:45,071 I'm a good friend to you. Don't do this to me. 165 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:47,198 Then be a good ----ing friend 'cause if I did this sh-- 166 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,201 with Angie Harrington, you'd be ----ing livid, Lisa. 167 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,203 What am--What am I doing wrong? 168 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,831 Listen, what am I doing wrong? 169 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,916 Do that sh-- now. Do that. Do ----ing that, Lisa. 170 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,668 -What does that mean? -I have had your ----ing back. 171 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,170 What does that mean, Jen? 172 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:01,379 You saw what she just did to me. 173 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,839 Listen-- 174 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:04,424 She's gonna do the same thing to you. 175 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:06,134 -Listen. You-- -[bleep] all y'all. 176 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:09,304 Don't you ever ----ing expect me to have your ----ing back. 177 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:12,057 -Don't! Don't you ----ing dare. -I didn't do anything. 178 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:13,975 You want her to have your back? ----ing watch where 179 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,769 the ----ing cup is, Lisa. -Listen. 180 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:17,187 Don't you dare come to me and ask me 181 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,314 to have your ----ing back. -Listen, listen. 182 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:21,691 -No. -Jen. Jen. 183 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,610 Don't you dare do that! Go! 184 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:25,528 -Don't do that sh--! -No, I'm not, no. 185 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:26,946 ---ing do that sh--. 186 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:28,490 --Listen, I-- -No, you didn't take my side. 187 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:37,415 *** 188 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:43,129 -Go! -No, I'm not, no. 189 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,298 Don't do that sh--. ----ing do that sh--. 190 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:46,549 -Listen, I-- -No, you didn't take my side. 191 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:49,177 You just wait for that ----ing sh--. 192 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:51,971 -[seabirds cry] -No, you can't throw food. 193 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,057 I can throw whatever the [bleep] I want. 194 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:56,601 [slapping] 195 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,270 -Hey. -Get that, get that, get that. 196 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:03,149 I'll follow you. Stop. 197 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:05,985 Just like that. Yep. [laughs] Just like that. 198 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:08,947 -Sorry, Captain. -Don't come at me, 199 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:10,824 'cause I've had your ----ing back 200 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,534 when nobody did, you ----ing bitch. 201 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:13,910 -Nobody did! -Okay. 202 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:17,038 Did she have your back? Nobody did! 203 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,875 Does she have your back? Does she have your back? 204 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,460 You know what? I'm done. I'm done. I'm-- 205 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,546 -Lisa. -I had your ----ing back! 206 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,881 -[giggles] -Then sit down. 207 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:28,133 -These fantastic shoes. -Are you serious? 208 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:29,426 -I had your back! -....that I'll save 209 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:31,136 for another time. -I can't have that right now! 210 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,929 -[gasps] -Stop being a bitch to me! 211 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:34,681 I can't have it right now! I did nothing to you! 212 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:37,642 I've done nothing to you! 213 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,894 -Stop! -No, this is ----ed up! 214 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,355 I have been your friend, and I'm a good friend. 215 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:44,399 -I'm a good friend to you. -Stop, stop, stop, stop! 216 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:45,734 - Stop! Stop! - ----ing friends with you, 217 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,485 say it, because you never say it. 218 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,737 -Say it! -I am serious-- 219 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:49,946 -Stop! -Say it! 220 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,531 -Say it! -I stood up for you. 221 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:52,824 Say it. Say you're my friend. Say you're my friend. 222 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,325 -Jen, stop! -Say it! 223 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,411 It's emotional manipulation. 224 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:58,163 Make everybody else feel like they're the worst friends 225 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,874 in the world to you, and they're horrible. 226 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:02,208 Meanwhile, you're the one doing all the sh--ty stuff 227 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,586 because you shouldn't be treating me badly. 228 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:08,048 Stop saying, "Have my back! Who's my ----ing friend? 229 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:09,591 I need to know who's real!" 230 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,177 You're not the ----ing real one. You're the fake as [bleep]. 231 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,553 You're fake as your boobs, your ass, 232 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,138 your face, everything. 233 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,556 Remember, you're not gonna get anywhere right now. 234 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:17,932 -No. -So just take a breather. 235 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,726 Come on. We'll come back for everything. 236 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,269 -[whispering] I'm tired. -Take a deep breath 237 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,021 'cause I know you have never been ambushed like that. 238 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,481 -I'm tired. -It's horribly painful. I know. 239 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,441 I want you to take a deep breath because you're good. 240 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:27,942 You're strong. 241 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:32,072 [sobbing] No one's going through what I'm going through. 242 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,782 -I know. -This is ----ed up sh--. 243 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,408 Don't even let them listen to you. 244 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:36,951 Don't let them even see you cry. 245 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,453 If you are Jen's friend, 246 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:41,664 you know that she has been embarrassed enough this year. 247 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:47,128 I don't think Jen Shah's a saint, but, like, 248 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:50,340 I would never kick someone like that when they're down. 249 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:54,094 I'm going through enough things. I can't. I can't. 250 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,553 Hey, Lisa, I don't know what happened, 251 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,971 but let's go up front and just-- -No, I'm just sick of it. 252 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,140 Like, what she did was ----ed up. Yeah, I know. I know. 253 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,934 There's nothing wrong with saying that. 254 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,394 What--What happened? Why did that-- 255 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,687 -She took Angie's side? -No, but Lisa's being 256 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:04,813 all huddled up with Angie the whole time. 257 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:07,107 -Yeah. -Sorry. Because now 258 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,817 I feel responsible. -You're not responsible. 259 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,318 -You're not responsible. -Because if I 260 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,820 didn't say anything and just not freaking let her 261 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,446 pour that drink on my head and laugh about it, 262 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,073 I'm not gonna do that ever-- 263 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,491 -What the [bleep]? -I don't know. 264 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,992 We have to talk about it. 265 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,577 You know what? I'm about to jump 266 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,995 in the mother----ing ocean, bitches. 267 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,330 No, no, listen to me right now. I want you to try-- 268 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,082 -No. -Yeah, get me a life jacket. 269 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,750 She's not gonna ruin your look. Right now, you and I. Ready? Go. 270 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,502 Whoever gets it down first, go, go, will go. 271 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:31,214 I don't understand Heather and Jen's relationship. 272 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:32,590 Go, go, go, go! 273 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,759 That is one of the most hypocritical, combative... 274 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,887 -Weak sauce! -...codependent relationships 275 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,556 I've ever witnessed. 276 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,182 You guys just started screaming at each other 277 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,601 for no reason. We're--Like, what? 278 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,186 We're supposed to be turning up and having fun. 279 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:46,771 It's not for no reason, Danna. It's not for no reason. 280 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,898 I know, I know, but what happened? 281 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:52,277 I am not going to play dumb games 282 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,363 where if I talk to you or you or you 283 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,782 or anybody else, I'm being a bad friend to somebody else. 284 00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,201 Like, that's ridiculous. I don't think what she did to Angie 285 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:03,246 earlier was cool. That's it. Bottom line. 286 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,457 The point is, you have to take accountability 287 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,876 of what we say and do. 288 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,462 I might exit this conversation right now. 289 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,963 -Yeah. -What? No. 290 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,382 -I wanna have it, Meredith. -Yeah. I'll see y'all later. 291 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,760 It's because she knows when she came to my house 292 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,553 and started talking about you. 293 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:21,556 I don't think I need a lecture from Whitney Rose 294 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,558 on taking accountability. 295 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:27,604 She tried to blame these rumors about Lisa on me. 296 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,899 I'm not interested in your little lecture right now. 297 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,317 Little girl. 298 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,651 You can go. 299 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,236 You're not hearing me, Mer. 300 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:37,072 Little girl. 301 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:40,367 [laughs] 302 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,160 You know what? Let's throw Angie's purse in 303 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:42,911 just to teach her a lesson, and then we'll go in the back. 304 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,245 Yeah, let's do that sh--. 305 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:46,039 Throw that ----ing purse into the ocean. 306 00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:48,249 [laughs] Just kidding. I'm kidding, Jen Shah. 307 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,668 -Come on back. -Whose shoes are these? 308 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,753 Jen Shah, Jen Shah. I'm just teasing. That was a joke. 309 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:54,089 These are not my shoes. Are these yours? 310 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,091 Those shoes are-- those shoes are not mine. 311 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,467 -Are they yours? -They're not mine. 312 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,761 Great! 313 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:01,596 Wait, are those her shoes? 314 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:05,350 *** 315 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,018 Are they... 316 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:12,816 I don't know. Nobody knew whose shoes those were. 317 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:16,111 Well, I'll put my shoes on my goddamn feet right now. 318 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,947 Well, if you're so rich, bitch, buy another pair. 319 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,241 Here's sh-- 'cause it's going down. 320 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,785 *** 321 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:27,163 These are super cute shoes, FYI. Okay? 322 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,915 Those are Whitney's. Those are my girl Whitney's, 323 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,625 so I'm gonna put those in my purse. 324 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,044 -[laughing] -Hold this. 325 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,796 -My skirt's flying up. -Heather's... 326 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:35,839 [bleep] 327 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,298 -Oh, sh--! -What?! 328 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,259 ----ing "A"! 329 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,677 [bleep] 330 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,429 Jump in the water! 331 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,434 Oh, my God! I hope they're not my Saint Laurent ones. 332 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,310 -Are you kidding? -Did they throw my sh--? 333 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:50,979 Not to be insensitive to anybody else, 334 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:54,065 but I'm really hoping it's not myshoes that went overboard, 335 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,861 because they're limited edition, pre-order YSL shoes 336 00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,988 that are really hard to get right now. 337 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,490 Take off your 9-inch heels. 338 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:05,493 I love these. They cannot go in the water. 339 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,078 They cannot get ruined. Do not pour drinks on it. 340 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,749 Well, then--then don't bring them on the freaking boat. 341 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,418 Pre-order. Hard to get. 342 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,087 I have your shoes in my purse to keep it safe. 343 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,672 Where's my phone and my shoes? 344 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,341 Did you throw my ----ing sh-- in the ocean? 345 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:20,675 'Cause my stuff was spaced right there. 346 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,303 -My shoes are gone? -I just brought your shoes 347 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,096 with me, and I took one in my purse, look, 348 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,973 to keep it safe, and the other one is floating. 349 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,350 Whitney, I can see it in the ocean floating. 350 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,060 -Ladies, my shoes-- -I put this in my purse... 351 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,853 -My shoes are gone? -...to keep it safe. 352 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,855 No one touched your shoes, Angie. 353 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,440 Heather said they're in the water. 354 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,150 -Well, they're not. -Those are Jen's. 355 00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:41,196 I don't know who put 'em in the water, but they're not. 356 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,575 Blame it on me if you want. 357 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,285 Well, no, I'm not gonna blame it on you, 358 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,037 but it sounded like some things were going overboard. 359 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:50,789 On ----ing accident. 360 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,416 Wait! 361 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,213 I don't know. They're gone. 362 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,048 I'm literally all the way good. 363 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:01,257 I'm gonna jump in here, I'm gonna swim home, 364 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:02,801 I'm gonna get my exercise. I'm good. 365 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,636 *** 366 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,096 Coming up... 367 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:08,682 We got a call that there's a noise complaint. 368 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,558 -A noise complaint? -This is too quiet. 369 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:18,566 *** 370 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,697 Uh-oh. Can't even see your eyes. 371 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,115 She's good now. 372 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:28,868 *** 373 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,663 -Bye. Thanks. -Thank you. 374 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,916 *** 375 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,752 -Okay. -Steps. Big steps. 376 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:42,674 *** 377 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:45,427 Jen's taking a rally nap. Getting her... 378 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:48,013 -"Weekend at Bernie's" -Because tonight's-- 379 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,598 "Weekend at Bernie's." I'm just gonna put her in an aloha dress 380 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,475 and just, like, move her hips back and forth. 381 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,853 I feel like Heather's a little bit different 382 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,813 when she's face to face with Jen. 383 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,148 She shared something 384 00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,150 a little bit different with me at the bakery. 385 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,651 I keep considering my friendship with her, 386 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:05,572 but she does not consider my friendship...with anyone. 387 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:08,366 It's just like she just gets to just machine-gun everybody. 388 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,285 And how do you feel about that? 389 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,870 I feel devastated. 390 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,831 She wants Jen to believe that she is her ride-or-die. 391 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:18,335 But Heather's totally not being ----ing honest with herself. 392 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,878 -Sit up. Try some, um, drink. -Jen, have some water. 393 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:25,633 -Water, I think would be-- -She can have caffeine. 394 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:26,593 Thank you so much. It was lovely. 395 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,219 Thank you. 396 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:31,139 -She's gonna take a little nap. -Okay. 397 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:33,933 Yeah. 398 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:39,022 *** 399 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:41,566 Are you okay? 400 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,110 Yeah. 401 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,404 *** 402 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,573 LISA: Am I just weak? Somebody help me. 403 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,450 HEATHER: Lisa's so weak, she can't open the door. [laughs] 404 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,494 -LISA: I know. -Well, what a day, guys. 405 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,537 Should we go get in the shower? 406 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:57,499 [birds chirping] 407 00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:02,170 *** 408 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,214 [chirping continues] 409 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:14,307 *** 410 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:21,898 *** 411 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:26,069 So I took a nap, and let's go. Aloha, okay? 412 00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:29,447 I'm hosting the dinner tonight. It's all about love. 413 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,032 It's all about aloha, so you know what? 414 00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,909 I need to snap out of this sh--. 415 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,661 Oh. 416 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:37,831 I need to rise to the occasion, and I also need to look cute, 417 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,916 which I obviously will. 418 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:42,669 [line rings] 419 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,129 [phone chimes] 420 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,089 -[gasps] -How pretty. 421 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,507 I was trying to prop it up 422 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:51,011 'cause you were--you were taking so long to answer. 423 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,470 How are you doing? I know last time we talked, 424 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,515 you were feeling, like, very apprehensive. 425 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:58,101 Yeah, no, I really, really, really, really 426 00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,477 wish you were here. 427 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,647 Angie--she's just pure fun without any of the drama, 428 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,441 and I trust her, and I can let loose with her. 429 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:07,819 And I don't have to have one eye on the road at all times... 430 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:10,280 [chuckles] and one eye over my shoulder. 431 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:11,698 So are you having fun? 432 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:16,327 Yeah. I mean, there's been drama from-- 433 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,663 You would never anticipate this. 434 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,458 Guess who was--Guess who was at each other's throats. 435 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,585 I'm gonna guess, is it Jen and Danna? 436 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,128 -No. -Who is it? 437 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:26,504 Her cohost. 438 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,049 -Shut...up. -She's fighting with her cohost. 439 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:32,469 Hold on. The two that were screaming at me 440 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,220 are now screaming at each other? 441 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,722 100%. 442 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:40,477 It was a very, very hard day for Jen because-- 443 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:45,315 Yeah, I mean, I was upset when we went to breakfast, 444 00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:48,318 but...my relationship with Jen 445 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,362 is I like to turn up and have fun with Jen. 446 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,405 I don't have a lot of expectations. 447 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,876 No. No. She's only gonna be reasonable 448 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,294 when she really needs me. 449 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:09,130 She wasn't reasonable in her fight with--with Angie, 450 00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:13,259 and then she got in a horrible screaming fight with Lisa. 451 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:17,806 Oh, honey. 452 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,475 This is a "girls'" trip, not a women's trip. 453 00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,019 This is a bitchy ----ing girls' trip. 454 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:26,147 *** 455 00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:28,108 Hey, what are you doin'? 456 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:31,444 Um...I just finished unloading the dishwasher. 457 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,363 Oh. Check you out, Mr. Domestic. 458 00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:36,533 I know. I know. So exciting. 459 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:39,077 Oh, my gosh. Today has been crazy. 460 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,870 Oh. How so? 461 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:44,040 Jen threw Angie's brand-new $1,500 shoes in the water. I... 462 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:46,292 -[groans] -You know, she, like, pushed me. 463 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,920 -Were you physically pushed? -Yeah. 464 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,799 I'm consistent. She's not. I am. 465 00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,884 You know how she's always like, "I'm not talking to Heather. 466 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,761 She's not a good friend"? And I'm not consistent? 467 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,096 -Yeah. -Okay, like, what's real 468 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:01,099 and what's not? It's just annoying. Whatever. 469 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:04,227 Jen has been talking nothing but sh-- about Heather 470 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,770 for the last few weeks. 471 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,188 You're the most materialistic person. 472 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:10,650 The only reason you're ----ing with Angie Harrington 473 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:15,155 is because you think her fat, ----ing Elf on the Shelf husband 474 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:18,033 is gonna feed you and put you on a ----ing yacht, bitch. 475 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:21,745 I don't like living in this space of ambiguity. 476 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:26,166 I would rather be, like, "Hey, I'm not okay with this." 477 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,043 Heather is my friend 60% of the time. 478 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,795 The point I'm at in my life with everything I'm going through, 479 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,714 I don't need friends like that. 480 00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:35,425 And now you're telling her how amazing she is 481 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:37,052 and how you live for her. 482 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,971 You guys are all crazy. This is, like, crazy town. 483 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,057 I keep, like, trying to, like, have a relationship with Jen 484 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,851 that she doesn't want, so, you know, after today-- 485 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:48,438 Okay, you know, Lisa, I think remove yourself a little bit. 486 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,482 When she starts going sideways, 487 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,360 let her go and just don't get involved. 488 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,028 -Yeah, I know. -All right. 489 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:57,655 I'm gonna call you later. Keep your phone on you. 490 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,407 -All right. Love you. -All right. Love you. 491 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:05,455 *** 492 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:08,750 LISA: You know, I'm starving. I need protein and a vegetable. 493 00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,919 You want a protein and a vegetable? 494 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,546 I'm starving. Protein and a vegetable. 495 00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:15,048 -I am so hungry... -Let's do this. 496 00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:17,300 ...and so thirsty. 497 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:20,136 Today we had the diet of champions-- 498 00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:21,429 champagne... 499 00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:23,473 You guys are partying! 500 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,100 ...champagne... 501 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,976 Did we make you happy? 502 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,520 ...champagne... 503 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,313 *** 504 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:33,108 [slow-motion voice] Are you serious? 505 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,318 Maybe a few shots of tequila... 506 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,820 and more champagne. 507 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:39,322 [cheering] 508 00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,449 More champagne, please. 509 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:44,160 -Okay, this is so--I love it. -Isn't it pretty? 510 00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:45,662 Yes. It's very-- 511 00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,580 I have never carried it. Today's the first day. 512 00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:48,915 It's perfect, and it looks great with you. 513 00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:50,834 -It looks so cute, right? -I love it, yes. 514 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:51,960 Have you seen Jen since the yacht? 515 00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:53,253 No. How about you? 516 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,380 -I haven't seen her. -Yeah. 517 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,965 -Does this look tropical? -Very. 518 00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:58,842 -You do look very tropical. -HEATHER: Thank you. 519 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,593 [Polynesian drumming in distance] 520 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,345 I thought there was an earthquake. 521 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:03,430 [cheering] 522 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:07,767 Okay, welcome up here, ladies. 523 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:09,477 I have a surprise for you. 524 00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:12,522 *** 525 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:13,815 Coming up... 526 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,233 Your mouth is just going like this. 527 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,485 There's a whole lot of bullsh-- coming out of it. 528 00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:18,862 Oh, I'm bullsh--ting? Name one bullsh-- thing. 529 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,530 This girl's continued a friendship with you, 530 00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:22,115 and I still don't get why. 531 00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:29,539 *** 532 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,754 -Okay. -Oh, my God. What is that? 533 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,547 I thought it was an earthquake. 534 00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:39,758 [cheering] 535 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,844 Okay, welcome up here, ladies. 536 00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:44,929 I have a surprise for you. 537 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,264 Come out here. 538 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:47,349 *** 539 00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:49,517 Ohh! 540 00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:50,977 Whoo! 541 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,228 Fill in. 542 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:56,316 *** 543 00:21:56,358 --> 00:22:01,279 [cheering] 544 00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:04,115 Whoo! 545 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,785 [cheering continues] 546 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,953 HEATHER: This is so pretty. I love this. 547 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,081 Oh, they blew out. They blew out. Okay. 548 00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:12,582 HEATHER: Oh, my God. Here we go. 549 00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:15,794 JEN: Here we go! Yeah! 550 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,545 -Oh, my God! -Whoo! 551 00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:20,423 [cheering] 552 00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,801 *** 553 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,178 [cheering continues] 554 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,471 Yeah, it is. 555 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,014 These fire dancers are amazing. 556 00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:30,392 The sad thing is, I'm gonna have to pull them aside after 557 00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:33,937 and let them know they're probably not going to get paid. 558 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:36,064 [cheering] 559 00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:37,565 HEATHER: I don't wanna try this. 560 00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,651 [cheering continues] 561 00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:42,612 Oh, my gosh! No, I cannot, no! 562 00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:44,656 [screaming and cheering] 563 00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,991 -Oh! -Oh, wow. 564 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,201 Oh, my God! 565 00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:50,995 Whoo! 566 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:53,081 -Aloha, bitches. -[ukulele playing] 567 00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:54,666 If there's one thing Jen Shah's good at, 568 00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:57,502 it is going through hell and then setting it aside 569 00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:00,588 and showing up, ready to party. 570 00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,382 Let's focus on having some fun. 571 00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:04,300 Tahi, piti, toru!Hey! 572 00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:05,385 *** 573 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:06,678 WHITNEY: Okay. 574 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,180 -Yeah! Yes. -Yes. 575 00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:10,181 *** 576 00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:12,976 Whoo! 577 00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:14,686 *** 578 00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:15,979 Yeah, I wanna be able to do that. 579 00:23:16,021 --> 00:23:17,188 *** 580 00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,107 Whoo! 581 00:23:19,149 --> 00:23:21,735 Hey! 582 00:23:21,776 --> 00:23:24,863 [drumming stops, cheers and applause] 583 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,489 Tiana, thank you so much for coming. 584 00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:29,909 -Thank you for having us. -This means so much to me. 585 00:23:29,951 --> 00:23:32,287 -Thank you for having us. -All of you were beautiful. 586 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,955 Thank you so much. 587 00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:37,375 Can you teach the ladies, you know, some moves? 588 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:39,794 *** 589 00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:41,671 You're gonna move your hips side to side 590 00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:43,590 like our dancers here. She's got it. 591 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:46,092 Yes. Good. Feet together. They come in. 592 00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:49,763 Elbows like the shape of our pahudrum. Big circle. 593 00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:52,057 -That's a hard circle. -Circle with the hips. 594 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,059 *** 595 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,227 No wonder you have a six-pack. This is a lot of work. 596 00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:58,271 I know this move. 597 00:23:58,313 --> 00:24:02,400 Definitely not my forté. 598 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:05,195 Oh, my gosh. Twerking. 599 00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:07,405 JEN: [amplified voice] Pay that rent, pay that rent! 600 00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:09,657 Dancing like Hawaiian dancers. 601 00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:11,868 *** 602 00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:15,080 All this stuff, you know, I was not cut out for this. 603 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:19,084 I'm a 50-year-old with no hips, no butt. 604 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:23,213 Like, what do you want from me? I'm doing the best I can. 605 00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:24,589 *** 606 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:26,299 [chuckles] 607 00:24:26,341 --> 00:24:29,594 -TIANA: Arms out. Here we go. -[laughter, indistinct chatter] 608 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:33,390 *** 609 00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:35,684 Chee-hoo! 610 00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:36,810 TIANA: Hey! 611 00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:38,853 *** 612 00:24:38,895 --> 00:24:40,438 Fa'arapu!Hey! 613 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,191 *** 614 00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:44,943 Oh! 615 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,319 -Hey! -[drumming stops] 616 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:47,487 -Whoo! -[cheering] 617 00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:51,116 I need one of these. It just looks cuter. 618 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:52,534 Thank you, ladies, for joining us. 619 00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:54,911 -Thank you! -Bye! 620 00:24:54,953 --> 00:24:56,287 -Oh! -Whoo! 621 00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:57,914 [upbeat jazz swing Hawaiian-style music playing] 622 00:24:57,956 --> 00:25:00,208 We have a Polynesian dinner. 623 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:03,044 We have all the traditional food right here. 624 00:25:03,086 --> 00:25:04,421 You see the pig? You don't have to eat it 625 00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:06,297 if you don't want to eat the pig. 626 00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:07,966 -Whoo! -But this is a traditional... 627 00:25:08,008 --> 00:25:10,176 -Whitney wants to eat the pig. -...Polynesian lu'au. 628 00:25:10,218 --> 00:25:12,470 Grab some food. We'll sit down. 629 00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:13,805 MEREDITH: What is everything? 630 00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:16,266 WHITNEY: Mac salad, pork, vegetables. 631 00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:17,684 MEREDITH: This looks phenomenal. 632 00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:20,979 *** 633 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,275 That'll be round two. 634 00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:29,112 *** 635 00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:31,031 That was so incredible, Jen. 636 00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:32,365 -MEREDITH: It really was. -It was, you guys. 637 00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:33,950 MEREDITH: It was really fab. 638 00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:36,119 And, like, those boys look like they could be my boyfriend. 639 00:25:36,161 --> 00:25:37,245 [laughs] 640 00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:39,414 -Shut up. Oh, my God. -[siren wails] 641 00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:42,125 -Shut up. -Yes! 642 00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:43,626 What? 643 00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:45,128 [amplified voice] Some people don't know how to have fun 644 00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:46,796 up in here. We have the Fun police. 645 00:25:46,838 --> 00:25:49,507 Ow, ow, ow, ow! 646 00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:51,009 [cheering] 647 00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:53,762 -[laughter] -Oh, my God. 648 00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:55,055 Yes! 649 00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:56,931 We're not in Utah anymore, bitches, okay? 650 00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:59,184 -[blowing whistle] -Strippers at dinner-- 651 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,728 this isn't just a snack. This is an entire meal. 652 00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:03,063 Well, this is quite ironic. 653 00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:05,315 The last time I was this close to cops, 654 00:26:05,357 --> 00:26:08,026 I thought they werestrippers, 655 00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:09,986 and they turned out to be federal agents. 656 00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:11,363 What did you do? Heather. 657 00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:13,198 I didn't know the po-po were here. 658 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:16,576 -LISA: Why are the police here? -NYPD? 659 00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:19,788 Is this a prank? Is Jen playing a prank on us, though? 660 00:26:19,829 --> 00:26:22,582 It's just a strange reversal of events. 661 00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:24,167 -[siren whoops] -We got a call 662 00:26:24,209 --> 00:26:25,919 that there's a noise complaint. -A noise complaint? 663 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,879 This is too quiet. 664 00:26:27,921 --> 00:26:31,883 -[blowing whistles] -[cheering] 665 00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:34,886 [amplified voice] Let's go, ladies! 666 00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:39,099 Heather needs a lot of fun in her life. Like, I-- 667 00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:42,686 I feel like I'm pretty self-contained. 668 00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:45,397 -All right, what's going on? -She doesn't wanna act like 669 00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:47,232 she wants it. That's the problem. 670 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:50,485 No, I--Heather does! No, no, no! 671 00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:52,862 -There she goes. Yes, thank you. -[cheers and laughter] 672 00:26:52,904 --> 00:26:54,989 No! [laughs] 673 00:26:55,031 --> 00:26:56,866 Oh, my ----ing God. I'm married with two kids. 674 00:26:56,908 --> 00:27:00,912 -Come give me a dance. -Go, Whitney! Yes! 675 00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:02,747 [cheers and laughter] 676 00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:06,668 [sexy music playing] 677 00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:08,837 I'm the--I'm in the room! 678 00:27:08,878 --> 00:27:11,256 *** 679 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:12,924 [laughter] 680 00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:14,426 Wait, wait, come back. 681 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:17,971 Beautiful! Wow! Right on! I want a dance now. [laughs] 682 00:27:18,013 --> 00:27:20,432 Your turn, Lisa. Take the hot seat. 683 00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:21,474 No! 684 00:27:21,516 --> 00:27:23,101 Boo! You don't look fun right now. 685 00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:24,519 [scoffs] 686 00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:27,272 I have zero interest in this. Like, don't touch me. 687 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:28,940 -What's happening? -Wait, where's the handcuffs? 688 00:27:28,982 --> 00:27:32,277 -Yes! Whoo! -[cheering] 689 00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:35,321 All I'm thinking is how germ-covered they are. 690 00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:38,116 Like, I'm thinking they need Clorox wet wipes. 691 00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:40,410 The only person I wanna see naked is John Barlow. 692 00:27:40,452 --> 00:27:42,078 -Thank you, guys. -Thank you so much. 693 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,705 -Thanks, you guys. -No problem. Thank you. 694 00:27:43,747 --> 00:27:45,248 -Whoo-whoo! -Thank you. 695 00:27:45,290 --> 00:27:48,877 -Yes, for sure. You're the best. -9-1-1. We know your number. 696 00:27:48,918 --> 00:27:51,046 I feel like that was a waste of dancers. 697 00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:53,465 You didn't do anything to warrant a citation. 698 00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:56,885 It's supposed to be a violation of the Fun. 699 00:27:56,926 --> 00:27:58,303 Today was supposed to be fun, 700 00:27:58,345 --> 00:28:00,972 and there was a lot of moments that were not fun. 701 00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:02,557 Well, that's a good point. 702 00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:04,517 A very good point. 703 00:28:04,559 --> 00:28:08,146 I mean, let's cheers to fun, CEO. What's-- 704 00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:10,315 What are you gonna implement to have fun? What can we do? 705 00:28:10,357 --> 00:28:13,068 How is your first girls' trip going? 706 00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:16,237 I feel like the experience has been great so far, 707 00:28:16,279 --> 00:28:18,031 but I feel like the energy's off. 708 00:28:18,073 --> 00:28:21,534 Something's off, and I think we need to address...it. 709 00:28:23,161 --> 00:28:25,163 So you guys all know that Jen and I 710 00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:27,665 got into a little argument last week. 711 00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:30,502 *** 712 00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:34,297 I felt like you are not very nice to some of the girls. 713 00:28:34,339 --> 00:28:35,382 Like who? 714 00:28:38,635 --> 00:28:40,512 Well, to Angie Harrington. 715 00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:42,263 I think the way that you approached her 716 00:28:42,305 --> 00:28:44,099 and how you talked to her made me feel 717 00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:45,892 a little bit uncomfortable 'cause I don't know you 718 00:28:45,934 --> 00:28:47,560 that well, Jen. -When was that? 719 00:28:47,602 --> 00:28:48,978 At the choir. 720 00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:52,107 Do you wanna know the sh-- I have been taking 721 00:28:52,148 --> 00:28:54,109 for no reason?! -Because of @shahxposed? 722 00:28:54,150 --> 00:28:57,278 -The sh-- you-- -No, in general! In general! 723 00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,532 Don't roll your ----ing eyes at me, Angie. 724 00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:02,242 From my point of view, you were screaming at somebody, 725 00:29:02,283 --> 00:29:05,370 yelling at them, getting into someone's face, 726 00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:07,122 and then Angie was trying to tell you something, 727 00:29:07,163 --> 00:29:08,289 and you told her to shut the [bleep] up. 728 00:29:08,331 --> 00:29:09,833 She's supposed to be your best friend. 729 00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:13,211 I said to you in a text. I said, "Listen. 730 00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:15,171 This will stay b--" 731 00:29:15,213 --> 00:29:17,007 I swear I'll just walk out, and y'all won't have sh-- 732 00:29:17,048 --> 00:29:19,050 to talk about. -Don't leave, Jen. 733 00:29:19,092 --> 00:29:21,219 You know what? Then shut the [bleep] up. 734 00:29:22,679 --> 00:29:24,139 So I'm, like, sitting here watching you 735 00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:25,974 talk to your friends that way. 736 00:29:26,016 --> 00:29:27,726 It made me feel really uncomfortable. 737 00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:29,769 And then... [scoffs] I don't know, Heather. 738 00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:32,480 You know what how I felt. 739 00:29:32,522 --> 00:29:35,275 *** 740 00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:37,902 I know, and what did I say to you? 741 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:39,738 You gotta talk to her. 742 00:29:39,779 --> 00:29:42,073 I'm not your translator or her keeper and not yours. 743 00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:44,117 But it's like you've told me 744 00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:46,369 that if Jen ever gave you an ultimatum, 745 00:29:46,411 --> 00:29:48,580 you would not be friends with her no more. 746 00:30:04,387 --> 00:30:04,721 *** 747 00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:13,688 It's like you've told me that if Jen ever gave you an ultimatum, 748 00:30:13,730 --> 00:30:15,940 you would not be friends with her no more. 749 00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:17,400 *** 750 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:22,280 Like, if she says, "You can either be friends with me, 751 00:30:22,322 --> 00:30:24,991 or you can be friends with Angie Harrington, 752 00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:27,619 I would say, "Are you for real?" 753 00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:30,330 And the fact that you are giving me an ultimatum, 754 00:30:30,372 --> 00:30:34,626 and Angie is not--that should be evidence to me right there 755 00:30:34,668 --> 00:30:36,211 of who I should pick. 756 00:30:38,254 --> 00:30:41,174 What he did was absolutely wrong, 757 00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:42,634 and then promising to post an apology 758 00:30:42,676 --> 00:30:44,594 and then relinquishing that commitment? 759 00:30:44,636 --> 00:30:47,055 But you--But you knew why she couldn't do it. 760 00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:52,268 She told us why she couldn't do it. 761 00:30:52,310 --> 00:30:53,728 -Why couldn't she do it? -Yeah, what did I say? 762 00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:54,896 I don't know why. Why can't she? I never heard anything. 763 00:30:54,938 --> 00:30:57,357 So she spoke to her legal team, 764 00:30:57,399 --> 00:30:59,192 and they advised her not to do it. 765 00:30:59,234 --> 00:31:00,610 She said, "Well, if, you know, the only way 766 00:31:00,652 --> 00:31:02,570 to make this right with Coach and I 767 00:31:02,612 --> 00:31:05,323 is if you post a public apology on your social media 768 00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:07,367 'cause you used our name." 769 00:31:07,409 --> 00:31:08,868 He says, "I need to run this by the attorney." 770 00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:10,412 Yeah. 771 00:31:10,453 --> 00:31:13,748 The attorney and our P.R. people were like, "Absolutely not." 772 00:31:14,582 --> 00:31:16,751 Because they don't want any association with you. 773 00:31:20,213 --> 00:31:21,214 Yeah. 774 00:31:21,256 --> 00:31:23,383 They don't want any... 775 00:31:23,425 --> 00:31:26,636 -LISA: Wow. -...association with me? 776 00:31:26,678 --> 00:31:28,972 *** 777 00:31:29,014 --> 00:31:30,265 Wow. 778 00:31:30,306 --> 00:31:31,558 I didn't do anything to them, though. 779 00:31:31,599 --> 00:31:33,768 They are the ones that created a fake account, 780 00:31:33,810 --> 00:31:35,729 so that's why the apology needs to happen. 781 00:31:35,770 --> 00:31:37,397 We told her that she needs to have a conversation with you 782 00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:40,233 and explain why or why not she didn't-- 783 00:31:40,275 --> 00:31:42,193 But I said she needed to settle the score. 784 00:31:42,235 --> 00:31:45,030 But, like, I swear that I remember... 785 00:31:45,071 --> 00:31:46,156 -What? -...that you said that 786 00:31:46,197 --> 00:31:48,575 she didn't need to do a public apology. 787 00:31:48,616 --> 00:31:51,911 I said a public apology is ridiculous. 788 00:31:51,953 --> 00:31:53,496 Yes. 789 00:31:53,538 --> 00:31:56,916 Because you will be admitting to a horrible, indefensible thing 790 00:31:56,958 --> 00:32:00,587 that no one in the world will ever forgive you for. 791 00:32:04,049 --> 00:32:05,550 Because it would destroy-- 792 00:32:05,592 --> 00:32:06,885 But they've publicly humiliated--- 793 00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:08,595 That's my point, because it would destroy-- 794 00:32:08,636 --> 00:32:10,555 -They destroyed my husband! -It would destroy him! I get it! 795 00:32:10,597 --> 00:32:14,893 -What about me?! What about me?! -That's my whole point! 796 00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:16,269 You need to be very clear with your words right now, 797 00:32:16,311 --> 00:32:18,730 and the fact that you're making it about me 798 00:32:18,772 --> 00:32:20,065 and the way I worded it... -It's not about you. 799 00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:22,609 Am I unclear about what I think what Angie did? 800 00:32:22,650 --> 00:32:23,902 Is anyone unclear on how I feel about it? 801 00:32:23,943 --> 00:32:25,570 We know it's not right. We know it's wrong. 802 00:32:25,612 --> 00:32:27,155 Okay, then stop asking me about it, 803 00:32:27,197 --> 00:32:30,200 'cause I've been very ----ing clear about how I feel about it. 804 00:32:30,241 --> 00:32:34,371 *** 805 00:32:34,412 --> 00:32:36,247 Danna, why are you deeply invested? 806 00:32:36,289 --> 00:32:38,917 Why are you so deeply invested in this? I really wanna know. 807 00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:40,627 -Why do you care so much? -Well, you guys have gone 808 00:32:40,669 --> 00:32:42,545 to lunch together, though, so she's, like, 809 00:32:42,587 --> 00:32:44,673 in the middle of this now. That's probably why she feels-- 810 00:32:44,714 --> 00:32:46,841 She's putting herself in the middle of it. 811 00:32:46,883 --> 00:32:49,719 And, Angie K., after the day you've had, 812 00:32:49,761 --> 00:32:51,846 I would sit there and listen... -I am listening. 813 00:32:51,888 --> 00:32:53,306 And listen from her experience and listen from my experience. 814 00:32:53,348 --> 00:32:54,933 -I am listening. -And maybe... 815 00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:57,185 -And I'm trying to understand. -...not take an opportunity 816 00:32:57,227 --> 00:32:59,187 to take a side swipe because you're-- 817 00:32:59,229 --> 00:33:01,648 There's no side swipes, Heather. 818 00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:03,858 If you're trying to understand, you have two ears, one mouth. 819 00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:05,527 -You try to start listening-- -Well, your mouth is just going 820 00:33:05,568 --> 00:33:08,446 like this. There's a whole lot of bullsh-- coming out of it. 821 00:33:08,488 --> 00:33:09,781 A lot of bullsh--? Name one bullsh-- thing. 822 00:33:09,823 --> 00:33:11,199 This girl's continued a friendship with you, 823 00:33:11,241 --> 00:33:13,576 and I still don't get why. 824 00:33:13,618 --> 00:33:16,287 This girl's continued a friendship with me? 825 00:33:16,329 --> 00:33:17,622 I'm trying to understand your relationship 826 00:33:17,664 --> 00:33:20,667 because she threw your shoes off the yacht today. 827 00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:21,918 -We're good. -You know why I can bring up? 828 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:25,005 'Cause I've been a good friend to Jen, 829 00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:26,548 and I don't know if I can say 830 00:33:26,589 --> 00:33:28,550 that you've been a good friend to her. 831 00:33:28,591 --> 00:33:32,762 It's highly surprising to me that someone who just 832 00:33:32,804 --> 00:33:34,681 annihilated Jen on a Sprinter van 833 00:33:34,723 --> 00:33:38,268 would suddenly be so concerned about her welfare 834 00:33:38,309 --> 00:33:41,521 and about the terms of her friendships. 835 00:33:41,563 --> 00:33:44,816 Like, check yourself,sister. 836 00:33:44,858 --> 00:33:46,776 But haveyou been a good friend to Jen? 837 00:33:46,818 --> 00:33:48,194 Abso- ----ing-lutely, and I love her, 838 00:33:48,236 --> 00:33:49,821 and I'm ride-or-die. 839 00:33:49,863 --> 00:33:52,741 -Okay. -Like, the deposits I've made 840 00:33:52,782 --> 00:33:56,036 in our friendship account should grant me a little bit of grace. 841 00:33:56,077 --> 00:34:00,957 And I would hope that every single person at this table 842 00:34:00,999 --> 00:34:04,127 would give me that same grace because I have given all of you 843 00:34:04,169 --> 00:34:05,420 that same grace. 844 00:34:05,462 --> 00:34:07,422 -Can I say something here? -What? 845 00:34:07,464 --> 00:34:09,382 I'll tell you what I'm curious about. 846 00:34:09,424 --> 00:34:11,551 I think it's interes-- Oh, don't roll your eyes. 847 00:34:11,593 --> 00:34:14,554 I'm just saying, this is not consistent 848 00:34:14,596 --> 00:34:16,514 with the conversation you, me, Angie, and Whitney had 849 00:34:16,556 --> 00:34:19,184 in her hot tub. 850 00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:21,561 Heather is my friend 60% of the time. 851 00:34:21,603 --> 00:34:23,563 The other 40%, I'm supposed to eat it, 852 00:34:23,605 --> 00:34:27,233 not say sh--, sweep it under the rug. 853 00:34:27,275 --> 00:34:28,568 The point I'm at in my life 854 00:34:28,610 --> 00:34:30,570 with everything I'm going through, 855 00:34:30,612 --> 00:34:32,739 I don't need friends like that. -No. 856 00:34:32,781 --> 00:34:34,407 All I've heard for the last few weeks is how 857 00:34:34,449 --> 00:34:35,867 Heather's horrible. 858 00:34:35,909 --> 00:34:37,577 She doesn't care about you. She's not there for you. 859 00:34:37,619 --> 00:34:39,954 She's not a good friend to you. You're done with it. 860 00:34:39,996 --> 00:34:42,457 Jen, tell her why you're bugged with her. 861 00:34:42,499 --> 00:34:43,875 This is the perfect opportunity to say, 862 00:34:43,917 --> 00:34:46,127 "Heather, this is the issue. This hurts me." 863 00:34:46,169 --> 00:34:48,213 And I think everyone needs to start telling each other 864 00:34:48,254 --> 00:34:49,881 because no one here is... -I just told Heather! I have-- 865 00:34:49,923 --> 00:34:51,675 ----ing honest. Everybody here loves everything 866 00:34:51,716 --> 00:34:54,302 and ----ing lies. I'm sick of it. 867 00:34:54,344 --> 00:34:57,055 I am ----ing fun, but it's hard to be fun 868 00:34:57,097 --> 00:34:58,473 when you're getting yelled at on a ----ing yacht 869 00:34:58,515 --> 00:35:00,016 and then come to dinner-- -Okay, this is what-- 870 00:35:00,058 --> 00:35:01,601 -Okay, this is what I know. -Danna, I'm upset! 871 00:35:01,643 --> 00:35:03,603 -I know. -You're coming at metoday? 872 00:35:03,645 --> 00:35:05,438 I don't ----ing deserve that. I'm your friend. 873 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:06,981 When did I come at you today? 874 00:35:07,023 --> 00:35:08,483 Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?! 875 00:35:15,198 --> 00:35:15,532 *** 876 00:35:18,743 --> 00:35:20,328 You're coming at metoday? 877 00:35:20,370 --> 00:35:22,664 I don't deserve that. I'm your friend. I'm a good-- 878 00:35:22,706 --> 00:35:24,124 When did I come at you today? 879 00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:25,583 Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?! 880 00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:28,044 You shifted the whole mood for me today, 881 00:35:28,086 --> 00:35:29,754 and I'm getting there, saying, "I'm your friend. 882 00:35:29,796 --> 00:35:31,715 Say you're my friend." You can't even say it. 883 00:35:31,756 --> 00:35:33,508 -What are you talking--What? -On the yacht, Jen. 884 00:35:33,550 --> 00:35:35,051 -Are you kidding? -This is what I'm saying-- 885 00:35:35,093 --> 00:35:37,053 Stop ----ing lying! I'm sick of it. 886 00:35:37,095 --> 00:35:40,348 I know Jen is not in a very great mental state. 887 00:35:40,390 --> 00:35:45,687 To be so upset and/or drunk that you don't have a recollection 888 00:35:45,729 --> 00:35:49,441 of what happened is... not good. 889 00:35:49,482 --> 00:35:51,192 Jen is a ----ing liar. 890 00:35:51,234 --> 00:35:54,446 She only remembers what she feels wronged with, 891 00:35:54,487 --> 00:35:58,241 but it doesn't matter what she does or says to anyone else. 892 00:35:58,283 --> 00:36:00,076 That's how Jen works. 893 00:36:00,118 --> 00:36:03,204 Jen, you went up to Lisa's face and you almost shoved her. 894 00:36:03,246 --> 00:36:04,748 -Yes, you did. -Jen. 895 00:36:04,789 --> 00:36:06,499 -Yes, you did. -I almost shoved her? 896 00:36:06,541 --> 00:36:07,709 -Jen! -You didshove her. 897 00:36:07,751 --> 00:36:09,085 You were aggressive towards her. 898 00:36:09,127 --> 00:36:11,880 ...me to have your ----ing back, girl. Don't. 899 00:36:11,921 --> 00:36:14,215 -Don't you ----ing dare. -I didn't do anything! 900 00:36:14,257 --> 00:36:15,550 You want her to have your back? 901 00:36:15,592 --> 00:36:17,218 ----ing watch what the [bleep] happens, Lisa. 902 00:36:17,260 --> 00:36:18,595 -Jen, I was trying to hug you... -We were there. 903 00:36:18,636 --> 00:36:20,388 -Oh, my God. -...and tell you, I'm like, 904 00:36:20,430 --> 00:36:23,058 "I'm your friend. I did nothing to you. I don't deserve that." 905 00:36:23,099 --> 00:36:24,976 -You guys are ----ed up. -No, no, no, 906 00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:26,561 -We're not ----ed up. -You're mean. 907 00:36:26,603 --> 00:36:29,064 -You are ----ing mean. -Oh, I am not mean. 908 00:36:29,105 --> 00:36:31,316 That's the last ----ing thing I am is mean. 909 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:33,902 *** 910 00:36:33,943 --> 00:36:37,197 Jen has a habit of deflecting. Trust me. 911 00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:38,698 If there was a class on how to be mean, 912 00:36:38,740 --> 00:36:43,453 like, Mean 101, Jen Shah would be the professor. 913 00:36:43,495 --> 00:36:45,080 Okay, dynamic has totally shifted, 914 00:36:45,121 --> 00:36:46,414 because you had an argument with her, 915 00:36:46,456 --> 00:36:47,791 and now you're riding the Heather wave. 916 00:36:47,832 --> 00:36:49,000 -Angie brought me out. -You have an issue 917 00:36:49,042 --> 00:36:50,794 if anybody is friends with Heather. 918 00:36:50,835 --> 00:36:53,004 No, no, no, no, no, I do not, you ----ing liar. 919 00:36:53,046 --> 00:36:54,923 -That is not true. -Don't call me a liar. 920 00:36:54,964 --> 00:36:56,549 You are lying about that. That is a lie. 921 00:36:56,591 --> 00:36:57,926 Don't call me a ----ing liar, Lisa. 922 00:36:57,967 --> 00:36:59,594 -That is a lie, Jen! -You're a ----ing... 923 00:36:59,636 --> 00:37:01,763 The problem is you dumped ----ing champagne 924 00:37:01,805 --> 00:37:03,932 on her head today, and it humiliated her 925 00:37:03,973 --> 00:37:05,392 and embarrassed her, and you shifted the dynamic. 926 00:37:05,433 --> 00:37:06,935 -I'm sorry, Angie. I'm sorry. -And you treated me 927 00:37:06,976 --> 00:37:09,479 like sh--, too, for no reason. -Angie, I'm sorry. 928 00:37:11,231 --> 00:37:12,774 I made a mistake. I'm sorry. 929 00:37:12,816 --> 00:37:16,778 Where's my apology? I'm ----ing mad. 930 00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:19,364 I'm done dealing with this bullsh--. 931 00:37:19,406 --> 00:37:21,700 I--It was a bad joke. I'm sorry. 932 00:37:21,741 --> 00:37:24,202 Okay. Thank you. I feel that you aresorry. 933 00:37:24,244 --> 00:37:25,995 *** 934 00:37:26,037 --> 00:37:29,916 -LISA: And, Jen, you know what? -And I poured-- 935 00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:31,751 Okay, then, let's stay on task. 936 00:37:31,793 --> 00:37:33,044 What happened is you had a lot to say about Heather 937 00:37:33,086 --> 00:37:34,337 in the hot tub at Whitney's house, and then I-- 938 00:37:34,379 --> 00:37:36,589 You guys brought it up! Yes, I did, though. 939 00:37:36,631 --> 00:37:39,801 *** 940 00:37:39,843 --> 00:37:41,386 You need to say it. 941 00:37:41,428 --> 00:37:45,056 I can't listen to this stuff if Jen's not backing 942 00:37:45,098 --> 00:37:47,100 how she really feels, because then-- 943 00:37:47,142 --> 00:37:49,144 -I'm about to say something. -Right. Say it. 944 00:37:49,185 --> 00:37:53,231 I show up at the choir audition. Angie's there. 945 00:37:53,273 --> 00:37:55,734 *** 946 00:37:55,775 --> 00:37:59,154 Okay, this is weird because Heather, I felt like 947 00:37:59,195 --> 00:38:02,240 had a very strong opinion when we met, you know? 948 00:38:02,282 --> 00:38:06,494 Babe, that's a big ----ing deal. 949 00:38:06,536 --> 00:38:08,371 My feelings were hurt. 950 00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:10,915 That she showed up with Whitney in a matching outfit? 951 00:38:13,335 --> 00:38:15,378 This has nothing to do with me, though. 952 00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:17,047 -I did not know about this. -Can I just finish? 953 00:38:17,088 --> 00:38:18,506 Let her finish. Let her finish. I'm just clarifying. 954 00:38:18,548 --> 00:38:20,967 Well, why are you throwing in, though, "with Whitney"? 955 00:38:21,009 --> 00:38:22,844 Because she--I wanted--I wanted to just be clear about what 956 00:38:22,886 --> 00:38:25,805 we're talking about. -Okay. 957 00:38:25,847 --> 00:38:27,182 I didn't know that she was gonna show up with Whitney. 958 00:38:27,223 --> 00:38:29,267 I had no idea. I did not know Angie was coming. 959 00:38:29,309 --> 00:38:32,020 You invited us. 960 00:38:32,062 --> 00:38:34,022 -To choir auditions? -Angie and I--Yes. 961 00:38:34,064 --> 00:38:36,107 -Angie and I both posted... -Not rehearsals. 962 00:38:36,149 --> 00:38:37,984 ...on our social media to try out. 963 00:38:38,026 --> 00:38:39,110 I guess I meant, like, I didn't know they were gonna show up, 964 00:38:39,152 --> 00:38:41,613 like, with red gloves and an outfit 965 00:38:41,654 --> 00:38:43,323 and, like, a routine, and I would've orchestrated it better 966 00:38:43,365 --> 00:38:45,200 so that they wouldn't have crossed paths 967 00:38:45,241 --> 00:38:46,659 and had this horrible thing... -Okay. 968 00:38:46,701 --> 00:38:48,370 ...that ruined the auditions for me. 969 00:38:48,411 --> 00:38:51,664 I have never witnessed Heather actually just sit through 970 00:38:51,706 --> 00:38:56,878 and listen and take criticism or take blame or take the heat. 971 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,631 Anytime the drama is directed at her, 972 00:38:59,673 --> 00:39:03,551 she's gonna either deflect or forget. 973 00:39:03,593 --> 00:39:05,220 Think about how I feel, you guys. 974 00:39:05,261 --> 00:39:07,722 We've all had this situation. We've had friends fighting. 975 00:39:07,764 --> 00:39:09,724 [voice breaking] Here's what I don't understand. 976 00:39:09,766 --> 00:39:12,310 If you know somebody did something 977 00:39:12,352 --> 00:39:16,690 so ----ed up and evil to me and my family, 978 00:39:16,731 --> 00:39:18,733 are you okay being friends with them? 979 00:39:18,775 --> 00:39:20,360 I--That's what I need to know. 980 00:39:20,402 --> 00:39:23,154 If they are accountable and apologize, yeah. 981 00:39:23,196 --> 00:39:26,032 *** 982 00:39:26,074 --> 00:39:27,575 They didn't. 983 00:39:27,617 --> 00:39:29,119 He didn't call you and apologize? 984 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:32,247 He called me because he got caught. 985 00:39:32,288 --> 00:39:33,456 What can I do? 986 00:39:33,498 --> 00:39:36,084 He--He--He--I... 987 00:39:36,126 --> 00:39:37,752 Are you not friends with Angie then? 988 00:39:37,794 --> 00:39:39,087 Is that what you've declared? 989 00:39:39,129 --> 00:39:41,756 And you're not friends with Angie? 990 00:39:41,798 --> 00:39:45,093 And you're not friends with Angie? 991 00:39:45,135 --> 00:39:46,678 I think we're all friends with Angie. 992 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,722 -Yeah, let's talk about this. -This has nothing to do with us. 993 00:39:48,763 --> 00:39:50,640 I am not gonna not be friends with Angie. 994 00:39:50,682 --> 00:39:53,226 [crying] This is supposed to be my ride-or-die, and guess what. 995 00:39:53,268 --> 00:39:57,439 That's not ride-or-die ----ing characteristics, period. 996 00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,648 What do you want me to do? 997 00:39:58,690 --> 00:40:00,316 Not be friends with Angie Harrington. 998 00:40:00,358 --> 00:40:02,110 Okay, I'm not gonna do that. 999 00:40:02,152 --> 00:40:04,738 *** 1000 00:40:04,779 --> 00:40:06,072 You're gonna be friends with her still? 1001 00:40:06,114 --> 00:40:07,699 -Yeah. -She's a piece of sh--. 1002 00:40:07,741 --> 00:40:08,950 I don't think she's a piece of sh--, 1003 00:40:08,992 --> 00:40:10,493 and I think we have a lot of fun together, 1004 00:40:10,535 --> 00:40:11,619 and I'm a ride-or-die for her as much as I am 1005 00:40:11,661 --> 00:40:13,955 a ride-or-die for you. 1006 00:40:13,997 --> 00:40:15,457 When I say I'm ride-or-die for Jen, 1007 00:40:15,498 --> 00:40:18,084 like, I'm still ----ing here. 1008 00:40:18,126 --> 00:40:20,795 I'm still showing up when you have stabbed me in the back, 1009 00:40:20,837 --> 00:40:22,589 when you talked sh-- on me. 1010 00:40:22,630 --> 00:40:25,008 I'm showing up for you in one of the darkest, hardest times 1011 00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:28,553 of your life, and that's all I need to do 1012 00:40:28,595 --> 00:40:30,472 to be ride-or-die at this point. 1013 00:40:30,513 --> 00:40:31,723 You are not ride-or-die for me. 1014 00:40:31,765 --> 00:40:34,142 You've shown up for me for 60%, 1015 00:40:34,184 --> 00:40:36,478 and then you sh-- on me and my family, 1016 00:40:36,519 --> 00:40:37,979 and I swept it under the rug! 1017 00:40:38,021 --> 00:40:40,398 You show up for me 100%? You've been 100% solid? 1018 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,983 Absolutely! 1019 00:40:42,025 --> 00:40:43,902 "Pick me or pick Angie." I don't want any friends 1020 00:40:43,943 --> 00:40:45,820 that will ever give me an ultimatum. 1021 00:40:45,862 --> 00:40:47,655 I'm not giving anyone an ultimatum. 1022 00:40:47,697 --> 00:40:49,449 I need to know where people stand. 1023 00:40:49,491 --> 00:40:52,744 Because the only person I know where they are 1024 00:40:52,786 --> 00:40:54,662 is Angie Katsanevas. 1025 00:40:54,704 --> 00:40:58,583 *** 1026 00:40:58,625 --> 00:41:01,753 Hold up. 1027 00:41:01,795 --> 00:41:03,755 Angie K.? 1028 00:41:03,797 --> 00:41:06,424 Same girl who you poured champagne on her head, 1029 00:41:06,466 --> 00:41:08,009 screamed at in the van, 1030 00:41:08,051 --> 00:41:10,345 and threw her shoes in the ocean? 1031 00:41:10,387 --> 00:41:14,516 Is there gluten in this pig? Because she's talking crazy. 1032 00:41:14,557 --> 00:41:15,892 You know what? 1033 00:41:15,934 --> 00:41:17,310 If you wanna acknowledge I'm your friend, you can. 1034 00:41:17,352 --> 00:41:18,728 If you don't want to, that's fine, too. 1035 00:41:18,770 --> 00:41:20,188 What are you even talking about? 1036 00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:22,315 I-I really need to go call my little boy. 1037 00:41:22,357 --> 00:41:25,026 He is 10, and he's missing me. Good night. 1038 00:41:25,068 --> 00:41:28,029 -I have got-- -Thank you for a lovely dinner 1039 00:41:28,071 --> 00:41:29,698 and a show. It was fabulous. 1040 00:41:29,739 --> 00:41:33,034 -You're welcome. -No ultimatum. 1041 00:41:33,076 --> 00:41:35,495 Let's just talk about it tomorrow. 1042 00:41:35,537 --> 00:41:36,913 I just need to know where to-- what category to put you in. 1043 00:41:36,955 --> 00:41:38,456 Put me in the category that I'm friends with her. 1044 00:41:38,498 --> 00:41:40,125 So when people are like, "Are you a Heather Gay 1045 00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:42,002 or a Lisa Barlow?" Don't ----ing do that sh--. 1046 00:41:42,043 --> 00:41:43,169 LISA: Lisa Barlow's pretty ----ing good as a friend. 1047 00:41:43,211 --> 00:41:44,587 Well, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. 1048 00:41:44,629 --> 00:41:47,215 I didn't say that. 1049 00:41:47,257 --> 00:41:51,219 No, you have perpetuated that ----ing brand. 1050 00:41:51,261 --> 00:41:55,265 Guess what. Go find yourself another Heather Gay. I'm out. 1051 00:41:55,306 --> 00:41:57,225 Okay. 1052 00:41:57,267 --> 00:42:00,145 I've had enough. I tried to put together a ----ing trip. 1053 00:42:00,186 --> 00:42:02,397 ANGIE: Okay, I just think we all need to go to bed. 1054 00:42:02,439 --> 00:42:04,232 And I invited this one because you said... 1055 00:42:04,274 --> 00:42:06,776 DANNA: I never said you had to. 1056 00:42:06,818 --> 00:42:10,739 Meredith, you are not the CEO of Fun. 1057 00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:12,323 I don't think it was any way tonight. 1058 00:42:12,365 --> 00:42:14,993 I would like to see how anyone would have navigated this 1059 00:42:15,035 --> 00:42:16,536 any better. [laughs] -No, no, nobody. Nobody could. 1060 00:42:16,578 --> 00:42:19,289 -You did the best you could. -So I'm going to bed. 1061 00:42:19,330 --> 00:42:21,750 -Well... -I'll bring Jen her hair. 1062 00:42:21,791 --> 00:42:25,253 [laughter] 1063 00:42:25,295 --> 00:42:28,214 Next time on "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"... 1064 00:42:28,256 --> 00:42:30,258 -On your mark, set, go! -[laughs] 1065 00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:31,092 Ohh! 1066 00:42:31,134 --> 00:42:33,970 [screaming and cheering] 1067 00:42:34,012 --> 00:42:36,097 That is terrifying and toxic. 1068 00:42:36,139 --> 00:42:38,516 -I am not terrifying and toxic. -Our relationship is. 1069 00:42:38,558 --> 00:42:40,852 You wanna know why it is? Because you flip-flop. 1070 00:42:40,894 --> 00:42:42,479 -Because of me? -You flip-flop, Heather. 1071 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,273 Every time I try to speak and make my point, 1072 00:42:45,315 --> 00:42:46,983 you cut me off. You get defensive. 1073 00:42:47,025 --> 00:42:49,277 Okay, I--let's hear it. Give it all right now. 1074 00:42:49,319 --> 00:42:51,237 Now you don't want the opportunity? 1075 00:42:51,279 --> 00:42:52,405 -No, because it shouldn't be-- -Now's the not the right time? 1076 00:42:52,447 --> 00:42:54,282 So now I shouldn't talk over you? 1077 00:42:54,324 --> 00:42:56,409 You're ----ing still doing it right now, Heather! 1078 00:42:56,451 --> 00:42:58,453 Well, then speak and say what you wanna say! 1079 00:42:58,495 --> 00:42:59,704 I have! 1080 00:42:59,746 --> 00:43:01,998 [static] 1081 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,459 Hey, so what time is it? 1082 00:43:04,501 --> 00:43:06,503 [static] 1083 00:43:06,544 --> 00:43:07,420 [sunglasses clatter] 1084 00:43:07,462 --> 00:43:09,422 ***