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Previously this season
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on "The Real Housewives
of Salt Lake City"...
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[cheering]
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If you get lost, just look
for the Louis Vuitton tread.
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Yeah, that's how I track
all of my hikes.
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We have a Vida party
coming soon.
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Modern take on the '80s.
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Can you send me a style guide
so I don't get this wrong?
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- Yes.
- [laughter]
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I wish I could be who I am
and still be a good Mormon.
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- Of course you do.
- Just to honor Dad
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and just to honor our family
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and just to not screw up
everybody.
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When you sent me the text saying
you were having a faith crisis,
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I, like, threw my phone
across the room.
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- I don't wanna read that.
- [laughter]
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- Oh, my gosh.
- What?
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- What?
- "'Real Housewives' star
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charged in massive fraud
money laundering scheme."
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- It can't be real.
- Oh, my God.
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I am innocent.
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- [crying] I didn't do anything.
- I believe you.
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We're waiting for the clerk
to send us the $1 million bond.
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- Cash.
- Yes, the cash.
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What we have to do
is we'll move.
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We can get a smaller spot where
you don't have to pay as much.
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Don't think you're above
nobody else. Don't yell at me.
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- I'm not above anything.
- Little girl.
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The congregation believes
that Mary is God.
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- Are they worshiping her?
- Yes.
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You are the facsimile of God.
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You talk about her as much
as we did. Don't lie, Mary.
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Okay, can I talk?
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No, you can't talk
because you're lying.
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Jennie starts coming at me.
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[imitating Asian accent]
"She's this. Mary is lying.
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She said a lot of things
about you..." Okay, sorry.
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Mary, do you like Jennie?
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No. I personally think
you're rude.
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♪♪♪
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I'm sorry. The last thing
I would ever wanna do
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is hurt Brooks.
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Thank you for the apology.
I appreciate it.
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I think they did
an investigation.
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They have enough
for certain charges,
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and there's other things
they're still investigating.
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It was way before Vail,
going on.
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That's something that started
way long time ago.
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Get out of my face!
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Do you wanna know
what you've done? Right?
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Do you want me to tell
what you've done, baby?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, sweetie, you have no idea
what I know.
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You're ----ing fraudulent.
Exactly.
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Who's calling who a fraud?
Love you, baby.
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Ask your 10 other
mother-----ing boyfriends.
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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The only thing I'm guilty of
is being...
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[singsongy] Shah-mazing!
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In a town
of beauties and beasts,
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there's only one Wild Rose.
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You don't have to like me.
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I love myself enough
for the both of us.
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I have plenty of everything,
including opinions.
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I may be known for my ice,
but I always bring the heat.
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If you come for me,
I will send Jesus after you.
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I was raised a Mormon,
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but now I'm raising
a glass of champagne.
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♪♪♪
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- Guys, hi!
- Hi, Lisa.
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Oh, my gosh. How are you?
It looks so good.
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- I love it. How are you?
- Thank you.
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This is the perfect space
for the Vida party.
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- Oh, my gosh. I love them.
- [bell dings]
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- I love it.
- [bell dings]
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I love this.
It's just like my invite.
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- That's so gorgeous. I love it.
- [bell dings]
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- Oh, my gosh. I love it.
- [bell dings]
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- I love it.
- [bell dinging]
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I love this. I love it.
I love it. I love it.
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I love it. I love it.
I love that. I love it.
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I love it. I don't just
like 'em. I love 'em.
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- [bell dings]
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♪♪♪
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Hold on. We're gonna bet.
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- How much?
- $100.
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Okay. Have your 100 bucks ready.
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Here we go. Oh, wow.
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If I can get 100 bucks
off of you, that'd be great.
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- You just hit the ball.
- I tried to.
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♪♪♪
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You're not getting 100 bucks
out of me, buddy.
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Whoo!
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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[doorbell rings]
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I think the doorbell just rang.
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The movers are probably here.
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♪♪♪
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- Hey. How's it going?
- Good. How you doing?
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- Hey, guys. How are you?
- Good.
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- Jen, long time no see.
- I know.
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[laughs] Good to see you.
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I'm like, he might be happy to
see me but scared, too, to move.
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[laughs]
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After looking
at many, many, many houses,
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we finally found something.
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When are you looking
to move out of here?
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We really have, like,
until the end of the month.
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We definitely, you know,
we're downsizing.
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It's not 9,000 square feet.
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[buzzer]
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It's about half of that. So I
would like an "A" for effort
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because I'm doing the best I can
with what I can do.
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We wanna downsize because of,
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you know, the legal case
that's going on.
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I'm gonna be, like, focusing
all my efforts on that.
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Yeah, with everything
going on with that.
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It's like a $2 million retainer
for it.
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- All right.
- So we're gonna be put--
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You know,
downsizing a little bit
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to put all of our money
into, you know, the retainer
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and fighting that.
- Okay.
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I hate packing period. It's my
least favorite thing to do.
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Even packing for a trip.
I could be going to Hawaii.
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I still hate packing.
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Let's just go over everything,
you know, what's going,
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what's not, what are y'all
gonna do, what are we gonna do?
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Yeah.
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Kinda establish
those expectations...
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- Okay.
- today.
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And what is Murilo gonna do?
[laughs]
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Yeah, what's Murilo gonna do?
You know what I mean?
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- So let's just identify...
- Okay.
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what some
of those things are now,
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and then that way, we can
determine how much this project
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is gonna cost.
- Okay.
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Packing to downsize--
That's depressing.
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Like, I'm acting like it's okay,
and I got this,
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and okay, we're moving forward,
but, like, this is--
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This is hard for me.
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Let's go ahead and let's do
a walk-through of the house.
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- Okay.
- Same deal just as
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we always have.
- Murilo, I need you
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taking notes, too.
- Okay.
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- Is all of this here going?
- Yes, and then the TV.
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- TV?
- Yep, I'll let--
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You guys will handle
everything in here.
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You have beautiful pieces.
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Dining area, the breakfast nook,
everything goes here.
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- The patio furniture out there.
- Patio furniture. Okay.
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Everything here--the tables,
everything on the wall.
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Okay.
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I'll probably have you guys
do those.
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Okay.
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I'll take down all this artwork.
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- All the art.
- You took this bed down before.
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- You guys did.
- We can disassemble that.
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And this is Coach's closet here?
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Yeah.
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Nothing compared to your closet.
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[laughs] Okay, so, look,
we even got a few boxes.
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- Ohh. Very good.
- Okay. So what do you think?
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Probably looking at somewhere
around... $8,000 to $10,000.
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Right.
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But I mean,
if you still wanna proceed,
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we can definitely take care
of ya.
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No, I have to proceed.
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My trial starts March 7th,
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and so yeah, am I scared?
I'm very scared.
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I'm very scared.
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Is this the last... everything
I have with my family this year?
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It's crushing because
I'm the person that takes care
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of my entire family.
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What's everybody gonna do
if something happens to me?
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This is why I can't sleep
at night.
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This is what keeps me up.
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We'll do as much as possible so
that we can get the price down.
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- Okay.
- That's fair.
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Like, we'll try to pack as much
as we can.
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Like, I'm anticipating we will
pack my whole closet.
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Those chairs, the mirrors,
boots, the wigs.
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I mean, maybe we should have
a garage sale,
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but I don't think you can
in the HOA.
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- I don't think so.
- And I don't think
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any of your neighbors go
to yard sales, but, uh...
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- Yeah.
- [laughter]
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Coming up...
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- Is this, like, good?
- [camera shutter clicking]
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- Love it.
- Yeah, that's perfect.
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This feels kinda sexual,
and I'm not really enjoying it.
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We don't have to be siblings
in the photo. [laughs]
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What is wrong with you?
Get away.
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Hi!
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- How are you?
- Hi.
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I brought some worker bees
for you to unload the car.
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- She didn't wear her work shoes.
- I...
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Are we headed to the, um,
up by the gravesite,
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or down this way?
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We're just gonna set up
right here over by the service.
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♪♪♪
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Is this where we want
the flowers?
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Everyone sit like you're the
audience, and I'll feel it out.
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[laughs]
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You guys, this is all wrong.
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I want to have it set up so that
when we're watching the speaker,
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we're looking
at the snow-capped mountains,
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and we see the green.
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- Everybody up.
- Okay.
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We're gonna readjust.
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It's been a year since my dad
passed away suddenly,
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and when he died, it was
in the middle of the pandemic,
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and so we weren't able
to have a funeral
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or gather any of our friends
and family.
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- Hi, T! Case!
- We made it.
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- Hi!
- I got Casey with me.
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- The bros. Hi, brother.
- I'm glad to be here.
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And now a year later,
it feels like the perfect time
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to have a celebration of life.
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- Look at this.
- Hi, Tyler.
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It's so good to see you.
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- He would have loved this.
- He would've loved it, right?
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Loved every bit of it.
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There are quite a few people
that I invited today
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that did not show up--
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My sisters, my brother, my mom.
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- Hi, John. What's up?
- Hey. Good. How are you?
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I mean, Nancy hasn't been
a Mormon since she was 16,
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but she still refused
to come to the memorial.
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In a year, we'll have
a celebration of life.
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We'll do it the way
he would have wanted it.
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Do you think you're up
to making the trip?
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Celebration of life.
It's not just, you know...
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- Not just his.
- Not just his.
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We get to celebrate.
You get to live life.
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I think she did that out
of loyalty to the family
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that was taking a stand
and refusing to participate,
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because my mom told her my dad
was rolling over in his grave.
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It's just so messed up.
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- The star! Hi!
- Hey, Dre.
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- Hi. Hi.
- Good to see you.
245
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- Hi, Dre.
- Hi, my love.
246
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Amazing.
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I had a celebration of life
for someone that they loved,
248
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for their dad,
for their husband,
249
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and they didn't come.
250
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I feel like they think it'd be
a compromise of their values
251
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and a betrayal of their faith
252
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if they were to endorse me
in any way.
253
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It's quite possible
that they did something
254
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completely private and separate
and just did not tell me.
255
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Well, this is our group, so...
256
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- Okay.
- should everyone...
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If you guys are ready,
we can take a seat.
258
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- We'll get started.
- Except for my brother Casey,
259
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everyone here today are all
kind of conflicted Mormons, too,
260
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and it's become kind of like
a committee meeting
261
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for the Island of Misfit Toys
262
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and all
of the conflicted Mormons
263
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that don't really have
a place to grieve
264
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or to... do the rituals
that they grew up doing,
265
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because we're kind of
between two worlds.
266
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I'm so thrilled to have
this moment with all of you.
267
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It's been a crazy year,
268
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and right before he died,
I had, like, come--
269
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I had really given up
everything I believed
270
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about heaven and eternal life,
271
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and the fact
that I would be struggling
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with all of these feelings
273
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and then really have it be put
to the test because...
274
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[voice breaking]
right when I'm in the middle
275
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of trying to figure out my life
and what I really do believe,
276
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he died.
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♪♪♪
278
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Christmas. He died in April.
279
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We spoke in Christmas,
280
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but things were
very, very strained
281
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because I had recently,
like, been public
282
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about my faith crisis
and going to church
283
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and all of the things.
284
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[sniffles]
285
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I found that, like,
I didn't know
286
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if my dad even really knew
who I was when he died.
287
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♪♪♪
288
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And I hope he would know
that even though he's not here,
289
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I still feel compelled
to make him proud,
290
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and I still feel compelled...
[sniffles]
291
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To honor his name
and his legacy.
292
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The hard part about that
is he was really, really proud
293
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to be a Mormon.
294
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He loved being a Mormon,
and he loved telling people
295
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and sharing it
and inviting people in
296
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and sharing the gospel,
and he was so proud
297
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that I was a missionary
and that I preached the gospel
298
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and... [sniffles]
299
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Anything that was Mormon,
he was into. [laughs]
300
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And... [sniffles]
301
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I knew I could never fully
be myself and be Mormon,
302
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but I would rather be
his daughter than be myself,
303
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:52,137
and I would rather be Mormon
and be loved
304
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and make him proud
than anything opposite,
305
00:12:55,542 --> 00:13:00,144
but... [sniffles] here I am,
a bad Mormon.
306
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[sniffles]
And I want him to know that
307
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I've lost my faith but not
my faith in other people,
308
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and most importantly,
I haven't lost faith in myself,
309
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and I haven't lost faith
in my ability
310
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to ultimately make him proud,
311
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even if it's under different
terms and definitions.
312
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♪♪♪
313
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[sniffles]
314
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:33,511
That was really... hit me.
That was great.
315
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Dad was a pillar, I think,
in all of our lives.
316
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But I think his passing
has forced each of us
317
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to confront our own realities,
318
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and I propose that we take
a moment and commit
319
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to one another that we're gonna
be there for each other,
320
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no matter the circumstances,
321
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:58,402
and I think that's gonna be
a way that we can make
322
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the world
feel a little less empty.
323
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,708
You know, we have this phrase
that we say, "No empty chairs."
324
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Like, when we get to heaven,
325
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there'll be no empty chairs
'cause everyone in our family
326
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will be sitting
around the table.
327
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,281
I think what John
would want us to do
328
00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:13,553
is come together and sing
one of his favorite songs.
329
00:14:13,554 --> 00:14:16,255
And I think that
all he could probably see
330
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about my life right now
is that in heaven
331
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there'd be an empty chair where
I should have been sitting,
332
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and I think that loss probably
would have eclipsed
333
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any joy or pride he had
in who I am right now.
334
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♪ God be with you
till we meet again ♪
335
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♪ With his sheep securely
fold you ♪
336
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♪ God be with you
till we meet again ♪
337
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,186
You guys,
everybody grab a chair,
338
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:52,525
and we're gonna--let's go down
there to have the picnic.
339
00:14:52,526 --> 00:14:54,826
I'm gonna leave
my cypress eternal life tree
340
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:58,565
for Grandpa John.
341
00:14:58,566 --> 00:15:03,334
♪♪♪
342
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,938
I'm glad the people that are
here who flew around the world
343
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,739
to be here--that's huge.
344
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:11,811
Like you said, Dad always said
98% of it is showing up,
345
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and you really showed up.
- Did you see Mom pull up?
346
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,214
- Mm-hmm.
- No.
347
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:17,082
She pulled up for a minute,
yeah.
348
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,683
- She pulled up?
- How are you feeling?
349
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:24,555
♪♪♪
350
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:25,756
I would have loved
to have seen her.
351
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,024
No, I know.
352
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:30,061
I think she didn't wanna
interrupt the flow.
353
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,299
You attend the event.
354
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:37,835
You don't show up mid-stream
to make it about you.
355
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,837
You saw it,
but you still disapprove.
356
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,773
That's all that was.
357
00:15:41,842 --> 00:15:45,110
I think it's a trend that
Heather catches the flak,
358
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,244
you know, and somehow I'm like
the Teflon kid,
359
00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:48,446
and this is something
totally out of your control.
360
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,349
That I get blamed
for everything?
361
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,650
Everything, yeah, but I mean,
you're an easy target.
362
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,453
You're loud and proud,
363
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,254
and I feel for you, and--
And that's one of the reasons
364
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:59,658
I'm here for you in general
and life.
365
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,126
I appreciate that.
366
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,327
All of these people were willing
to show up for me
367
00:16:03,328 --> 00:16:05,264
and take the heat.
368
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:10,335
But they're still welcome
in both worlds except for me,
369
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,336
and that's because I've been
so public about it.
370
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,939
It'd be fine if I wasn't
practicing Mormonism
371
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:19,076
as long as I didn't shout it
from the rooftops, you know?
372
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,846
I think we all need
to stick together
373
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:25,285
and just form a little--just be
a real tight-knit group, guys.
374
00:16:25,286 --> 00:16:27,218
I don't think
we're gonna have a choice.
375
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:28,352
- We have no choice.
- I think we're going to be
376
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,288
all be on a lifeboat together
and cast off to sea.
377
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,490
Well, we're each other's
lifeboats now, yeah.
378
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:33,891
- It's like "Survivor."
- Yeah, I'm gonna say it. Like,
379
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:37,228
I think this is our island, and
ain't nobody asking to be on it.
380
00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:39,764
Who's got the conch shell?
381
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:40,799
Coming up...
382
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,467
We can't rush 'em.
383
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,502
You let the girls align
when they're ready to align.
384
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:45,569
All right,
to letting them align.
385
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:46,837
- Letting them align.
- [laughter]
386
00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:49,507
You want me to talk about who
you dated and who you dated
387
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:50,641
and everyone else?
- Nobody's talking about that!
388
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,178
- I'll go there! Stop it!
- Sharrieff's here, and Seth!
389
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,979
- What are you talking about?!
- I've had enough.
390
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:59,117
I'll talk about who everybody
dated that nobody knows about!
391
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,653
♪♪♪
392
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:12,323
♪♪♪
393
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,238
♪ Yeah ♪
394
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,609
Oh, my goodness.
395
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:24,876
- Hello!
- Hi!
396
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,712
- [laughs]
- I'm so excited.
397
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,679
- Thank you for everything.
- Hi, guys.
398
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:31,749
- How are you?
- Good to see you.
399
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:36,389
We wanna make sure that we get
individual, duos, trios.
400
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,690
Obviously, we want everyone
dressed in their suits.
401
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:42,026
I would love to see everybody
in two different jewelry looks
402
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:43,863
at some point today.
403
00:17:43,864 --> 00:17:45,563
We should get in our suits
first though, right?
404
00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,164
If we get makeup on the suits,
we are in trouble.
405
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,766
That's no bueno.
406
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,436
- [laughter]
- Okay.
407
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,903
I've wanted to have
a photo shoot
408
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,371
that was for my brand.
409
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,307
Do you like
this pendant shorter,
410
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:59,244
or do you want the pendant
on the longer chain?
411
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,277
It's more about what
you're comfortable in.
412
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:01,779
You're wearing it.
413
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:04,049
A lot of people have this vision
that my jewelry
414
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,785
is only for women,
415
00:18:05,786 --> 00:18:07,151
and "When is your
men's collection coming out?"
416
00:18:07,221 --> 00:18:09,520
My men's collection's
never coming out,
417
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,589
because my jewelry
is for everybody.
418
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:12,657
One, two, three.
419
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,893
- Look right at me.
- [camera shutter clicking]
420
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,360
Perfect.
421
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,595
So I got in touch with GLAAD
because I decided
422
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,330
that we could really make this
423
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:20,632
into something
much more exciting
424
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:23,101
by trying to raise money
for GLAAD.
425
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,735
Oh, there we go.
426
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:27,939
- Yeah, that's perfect.
- Look behind you.
427
00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:30,541
Everyone should feel comfortable
in their own skin.
428
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:34,079
There's no reason why
anyone should feel
429
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:37,348
that they can't be who they are.
430
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:40,317
- [camera shutter clicks]
- Like that. Love.
431
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:44,955
[camera shutter clicking]
432
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,423
[laughs]
433
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:49,161
We've had a tough few months
with all the drama
434
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:52,632
that went down
between Jen and Brooks.
435
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:54,798
She's spoken on my behalf
about things
436
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,936
that I haven't even spoken
to you about.
437
00:18:56,937 --> 00:18:59,438
She liked a tweet saying,
"I want Jen to turn around
438
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:01,472
and slap Brooks
and call him a sissy bitch."
439
00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:04,442
My son has been going down
his own journey.
440
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:07,177
Wherever that leads him,
that leads him,
441
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,181
and I accept that
at every level,
442
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:11,817
and I just want him to know
that we love and support him
443
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,853
in every capacity.
444
00:19:13,854 --> 00:19:15,019
[camera shutter clicks]
445
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,987
This feels kinda sexual,
and I'm not really enjoying it.
446
00:19:16,988 --> 00:19:20,391
We don't have to be siblings
in the photo.
447
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,859
- What is wrong with you?
- [laughs]
448
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,661
Get away.
449
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:24,729
Perfect.
450
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,997
Then let's see one where
you're just kind of tying.
451
00:19:26,998 --> 00:19:29,333
You're messing with that.
452
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:30,901
- [camera shutter clicking]
- Perfect.
453
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,472
♪♪♪
454
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:36,406
Okay, now no, no, no, no, no!
Seth!
455
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,875
Oh, I love that.
456
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,344
I think that GLAAD is
a really incredible organization
457
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,681
supporting the LGBTQ.
458
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:43,615
Okay.
459
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,717
And I'm so happy that I was able
to be here
460
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:50,555
with Seth and Brooks and Chloe
to really celebrate that.
461
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,023
Okay, let's do
the big group one.
462
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:53,257
Smile!
463
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,125
[camera shutter clicking]
464
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,094
Oh, that was beautiful.
465
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:58,963
Look right here.
466
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,831
My personal belief is
467
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,701
equality means that you don't
ever have to come out.
468
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:07,304
Seeing this
is extremely heartwarming
469
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,441
and just empowering
470
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:13,245
to see all of these
incredible human beings.
471
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:16,380
So to me, when we can stop
labeling people,
472
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:20,618
that's when we have equality
at every level.
473
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:34,566
♪♪♪
474
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:47,005
♪♪♪
475
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,219
- Hi.
- Wow.
476
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:55,955
♪♪♪
477
00:20:55,956 --> 00:20:57,955
How was your trip?
478
00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,825
Just got better.
479
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:03,293
♪♪♪
480
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:06,830
What... do I owe
this pleasure for?
481
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,035
- Do I have lipstick on?
- Mm-hmm.
482
00:21:09,036 --> 00:21:11,769
You know, the last year's been
very difficult,
483
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:14,305
and now that I've gotten
through the rebrand,
484
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:16,776
I want to reprioritize my life.
485
00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:19,777
I just wanted to take the night
to let you know how much
486
00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:21,479
I love you and appreciate you.
487
00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:25,851
You've sacrificed a lot for me
to rebrand
488
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,986
and take my business
to the next level.
489
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,586
- [cork pops]
- Whoo!
490
00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:30,655
- [champagne spills]
- Wow.
491
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,524
- She came quick.
- [laughs]
492
00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:34,958
You better get up in there.
493
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,928
[chuckles]
494
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:40,197
It's no secret that Justin and I
have been in a rut.
495
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:41,999
Like, sex, babe.
496
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,134
♪♪♪
497
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:47,607
I need it as much as you do.
498
00:21:47,608 --> 00:21:51,343
Yeah, I think sometimes
when you get so busy
499
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:53,077
that you completely check out.
500
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,347
I want us to go back to how
we used to be.
501
00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:59,385
No more robotic sex.
502
00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:01,486
We're gonna have fun sex.
[chuckles]
503
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,755
- [sexy music playing]
- All right.
504
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:08,892
So I'm gonna need you
to take off your shoes...
505
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:11,363
- All right.
- your pants and your shirt,
506
00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:14,633
because guess what we are
finally doing.
507
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:17,637
- The love art.
- Love is art.
508
00:22:17,638 --> 00:22:20,973
You know, my work-life balance
is still in evolution.
509
00:22:20,974 --> 00:22:23,508
It's something
I'm still working on.
510
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,410
I don't think it's ever
gonna be easy
511
00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:28,046
when you are working
and have a family.
512
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,649
♪♪♪
513
00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:36,920
But I am all about keeping it
exciting and interesting.
514
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:38,189
♪♪♪
515
00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:40,326
So you'll stay together.
516
00:22:40,327 --> 00:22:44,795
♪♪♪
517
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:45,996
[giggles]
518
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:48,332
♪♪♪
519
00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:50,869
- Ow! [laughs]
- Exactly.
520
00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:52,169
Coming up...
521
00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:53,805
Mary, what did you say about me?
522
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,742
Oh, run away.
Run the [bleep] away,
523
00:22:56,743 --> 00:23:01,044
because you don't have
nothing to say, Mary!
524
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:04,382
If you have something to say
about me, say it to my face!
525
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:15,159
♪♪♪
526
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,528
- Mom.
- What, honey?
527
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,229
- You look so pretty.
- Thanks, Jack.
528
00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:19,563
- Yeah.
- What do you think?
529
00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:21,566
What would you pick?
This option.
530
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:25,202
And then I have this dress.
531
00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:26,971
Whatever one covers you up more.
532
00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:29,040
I... [laughs]
533
00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:32,676
♪♪♪
534
00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:35,779
The invite said
Vida Tequila Food Court,
535
00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:40,517
but chic '80s and '90s vibe,
536
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:44,256
so do not show up
in leg warmers and...
537
00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:47,058
- Body suits?
- Yeah. Leotards.
538
00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:50,661
♪♪♪
539
00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,931
I need to pick out a dress.
540
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:57,935
It's 1980s-inspired,
today's fashion. Very chic.
541
00:23:58,003 --> 00:24:00,706
- So that one. This one.
- And then... or this one.
542
00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,272
Let me see that one.
Let me see that one.
543
00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:03,640
It's got a hole in it.
544
00:24:03,709 --> 00:24:04,608
I know. That's why
I'm afraid to wear it,
545
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:06,944
because I feel like it's holy,
and it's like...
546
00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:10,981
It's holy. Praise the dress.
547
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:16,621
♪♪♪
548
00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:18,789
[engine revs]
549
00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:22,092
It's, like, the cutest
little car. I'm obsessed.
550
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:25,396
[engine revs]
551
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,898
Train.
552
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,436
- You look beautiful.
- Thanks, baby.
553
00:24:30,437 --> 00:24:33,570
[singsongy]
I'm excited for tonight!
554
00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:36,340
- Should we park right up front?
- Yep.
555
00:24:36,409 --> 00:24:39,110
Thanks, baby.
556
00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:43,580
♪♪♪
557
00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,116
- Ooh.
- It looks so good!
558
00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:47,484
- This looks awesome.
- It turned out perfectly.
559
00:24:47,553 --> 00:24:51,021
[1980s style music playing]
560
00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:54,291
- You brought all the touches.
- All of the little extras.
561
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:59,863
This is our debut of
our crystal-adorned bottles.
562
00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:03,600
Um, can we walk John
through all of the eats?
563
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:05,535
I wanted it to be, like,
inspired by mall foods
564
00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:07,337
but on a luxury scale.
565
00:25:07,406 --> 00:25:10,207
♪♪♪
566
00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:12,943
These bottles
and this Vida event for me
567
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:17,614
is inspired by the late '80s,
early '90s,
568
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,951
the height of fashion
and decadence
569
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:23,220
where everything
was embellished.
570
00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:26,356
This is not a theme party.
I hate costumes.
571
00:25:26,425 --> 00:25:28,191
I don't like to get dressed up,
572
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,928
and I'm really hoping people
don't take this literally
573
00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:32,362
and show up looking like
Madonna.
574
00:25:32,431 --> 00:25:34,298
- So good to see you!
- I know! It's been long.
575
00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:37,169
- Hi, gorgeous friend!
- Oh, my God.
576
00:25:37,170 --> 00:25:40,171
How are you? Oh, my God.
It's so good to see you.
577
00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:42,773
- What's up, retiree?
- Hey! Very good.
578
00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:46,378
♪♪♪
579
00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:48,514
- John! What's up?
- What's going on?
580
00:25:48,515 --> 00:25:49,981
Good to see you.
Glad you're here.
581
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,049
- Hey, you look great.
- John, is this your '80s?
582
00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:54,318
It is. It is. It's about
as good as I can get.
583
00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:55,520
♪♪♪
584
00:25:55,521 --> 00:25:58,722
- How are you guys? Thank you.
- I'm starving, but I was like...
585
00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:00,924
- How's it going?
- Hey, good.
586
00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:03,329
Welcome to my food court.
587
00:26:03,330 --> 00:26:10,134
♪♪♪
588
00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:13,070
How hot are you?
I can't even take it.
589
00:26:13,139 --> 00:26:16,141
Oh, look. Vida Tequila car.
590
00:26:16,142 --> 00:26:18,075
- This is a hostess gift.
- Yes.
591
00:26:18,143 --> 00:26:19,209
- But where should I put it?
- Oh, my gosh.
592
00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:22,079
You didn't have to do that,
but I'm so glad you did.
593
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,618
Did anybody do a costume?
[laughs]
594
00:26:25,619 --> 00:26:28,420
- I did.
- Well, I did, too, kind of.
595
00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:29,619
I feel like we're
the theme-iest.
596
00:26:29,689 --> 00:26:32,289
- I mean, yours is so--
- This is Whitney Houston, girl.
597
00:26:32,358 --> 00:26:34,458
[laughs]
598
00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:35,559
Oh, my God!
599
00:26:35,627 --> 00:26:38,162
- [laughter]
- You look amazing.
600
00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:41,699
Stop it. Oh, my gosh.
Hi, Sharrieff!
601
00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,567
Did we get the dress code okay?
602
00:26:43,635 --> 00:26:46,837
- Oh, my God. I die. Oh, my gosh.
- [laughs]
603
00:26:46,905 --> 00:26:51,441
♪♪♪
604
00:26:51,510 --> 00:26:52,976
- Ooh. Swami.
- Welcome...
605
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:56,313
- [laughing]
- Look who rolled in!
606
00:26:56,382 --> 00:26:58,049
♪♪♪
607
00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,185
I'm gonna... Can I scoot
down here and...
608
00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:00,985
Do my legs look tan?
609
00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:03,388
No, they look skinny
and fabulous.
610
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:04,990
Yeah.
611
00:27:04,991 --> 00:27:07,758
Yeah, yeah.
Meredith is coming tonight.
612
00:27:12,530 --> 00:27:16,335
Are you looking forward
to seeing everybody?
613
00:27:16,336 --> 00:27:21,004
I mean... I guess it depends
on how everyone behaves.
614
00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:23,507
If everyone's nice, sure.
615
00:27:23,576 --> 00:27:24,808
♪♪♪
616
00:27:24,877 --> 00:27:25,876
You haven't been mad
at Meredith,
617
00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:27,278
frustrated with Meredith?
- No, no, I tell her,
618
00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:29,148
I'm like,
"Hey, there's this tension."
619
00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:30,280
I've been friends with Meredith
for a long time,
620
00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:32,215
and I've been friends
with her family for a long time.
621
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:34,685
I just think something--do you
guys think something's going on?
622
00:27:34,753 --> 00:27:36,486
Yes.
623
00:27:36,555 --> 00:27:39,623
♪♪♪
624
00:27:39,691 --> 00:27:41,391
- Hey.
- Are we the only ones
625
00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:43,360
who got the theme invitation?
Are we the only ones?
626
00:27:43,429 --> 00:27:45,430
- Oh, you look great.
- How are you?
627
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:48,231
Um, Meredith's here.
628
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:50,367
Yeah, I know. I'm gonna go
say hi to her in a second.
629
00:27:50,436 --> 00:27:52,569
So you guys are the best
of friends. Everything's fine?
630
00:27:52,570 --> 00:27:53,970
- No, but I--
- Hello!
631
00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:54,905
- Hi!
- Hey!
632
00:27:54,906 --> 00:27:56,809
- How are you?
- Good.
633
00:27:56,810 --> 00:27:58,975
- Look how cute we look.
- How are you?
634
00:27:59,044 --> 00:28:01,046
- Hello.
- Hi!
635
00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:04,314
- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.
636
00:28:04,383 --> 00:28:06,049
You look so pretty.
Come sit down.
637
00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:09,053
I am over the land
of make-believe with these two.
638
00:28:09,121 --> 00:28:09,988
[laughs]
639
00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:12,389
It feels like
they're never going to get
640
00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:16,395
to the real issues
if they continue just to, like,
641
00:28:16,396 --> 00:28:17,997
look the other way.
642
00:28:17,998 --> 00:28:22,801
It just feels like...
the friendship that never was.
643
00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:24,201
Honestly.
644
00:28:29,408 --> 00:28:31,676
♪♪♪
645
00:28:31,677 --> 00:28:33,744
Let me introduce you
to my friend Scott real fast.
646
00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:34,745
- Scott.
- Nice to meet you.
647
00:28:34,813 --> 00:28:35,880
It's a pleasure, Scott.
648
00:28:35,948 --> 00:28:37,214
He lives across the street
from me.
649
00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:40,386
- Oh, nice.
- He consoles me when I need it.
650
00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:43,088
How are you?
I'm glad you guys are here!
651
00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:44,755
I have a crush-crush
on all the husbands.
652
00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:46,890
- Oh, stop. Stop.
- But J. for sure.
653
00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:49,561
No, you can't.
He might be your cousin, too.
654
00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:51,428
We could be cousins, too,
on the other side.
655
00:28:51,497 --> 00:28:53,898
We have the same build.
You know? [chuckles]
656
00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:58,037
♪♪♪
657
00:28:58,038 --> 00:29:00,504
Okay, why do I not know anyone
in here?
658
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,239
- Hi.
- Hey.
659
00:29:02,307 --> 00:29:03,440
- How you doing, John?
- Glad you came.
660
00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:04,574
Thank you.
661
00:29:04,643 --> 00:29:06,376
I'm gonna top it off.
662
00:29:06,445 --> 00:29:10,049
♪♪♪
663
00:29:10,050 --> 00:29:12,850
- Oh, wait. That wasn't water.
- Yeah. You like that?
664
00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:16,086
Oh-ho! I just chased tequila
with tequila.
665
00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:17,756
With tequila.
That's a good thing.
666
00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:19,791
- I think the water's over there.
- You have water here?
667
00:29:19,858 --> 00:29:21,459
Oh, you got it.
668
00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:26,998
I just feel like her tequila
tastes like water,
669
00:29:27,065 --> 00:29:30,133
and it didn't have anything
flavor for it.
670
00:29:30,202 --> 00:29:33,005
I mean, it's like Lisa.
Just... blah.
671
00:29:33,006 --> 00:29:36,340
You know, just...
and then it puts a...
672
00:29:36,408 --> 00:29:38,675
a weird taste in your mouth
at the end.
673
00:29:38,676 --> 00:29:41,211
It's like... okay.
674
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:45,081
Put a lime in it to distinguish
which one's Mormon
675
00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:46,883
and which one's not.
676
00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:50,620
♪♪♪
677
00:29:50,689 --> 00:29:52,890
We have, like, amazing churros.
678
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:56,695
Um, this is pizza, and then we
have these amazing Chinese eats.
679
00:29:56,696 --> 00:29:59,763
- Pretzels, some chopsticks.
- I like the cute, little pastas.
680
00:29:59,831 --> 00:30:02,367
Stir-fry.
Come on. Help yourself.
681
00:30:02,368 --> 00:30:05,569
♪♪♪
682
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:07,438
Have you been
to the food court yet?
683
00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:10,240
Yeah, I ate from all
five countries represented.
684
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:11,175
- I had a--a--
- Did you?
685
00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:13,044
- Did you?
- German pretzel.
686
00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:16,112
I had a Belgian frite.
I had some kind of pizza.
687
00:30:16,181 --> 00:30:18,784
- You had a slider?
- [laughs]
688
00:30:18,785 --> 00:30:21,385
You did? You ate the slider?
With the bun or without?
689
00:30:21,386 --> 00:30:22,654
[laughs]
690
00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:24,387
You wrapped it in the lettuce
and the pickle and the cheese.
691
00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:25,456
I did.
692
00:30:25,524 --> 00:30:29,594
♪♪♪
693
00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:31,996
I feel like it's my job
to just bring it.
694
00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:35,100
I'm kidding. [laughs]
695
00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:38,269
It's common decency when you see
someone that you know,
696
00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:41,004
you say hi
and you greet that person.
697
00:30:41,073 --> 00:30:44,074
Mary, you just don't have
any common decency
698
00:30:44,142 --> 00:30:45,875
or common sense.
699
00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:49,012
Girl, am I invisible
in your eyes?
700
00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:53,283
Yes, I'm ignoring her.
I sure am.
701
00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:57,587
I just wish I can poof her
and just disappear.
702
00:30:59,158 --> 00:31:00,392
Coming up...
703
00:31:00,393 --> 00:31:02,959
I'm sorry for talking
about your church.
704
00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:08,167
I would have not done that
had you not put me down first.
705
00:31:08,168 --> 00:31:09,366
Don't roll your eyes.
Don't roll your eyes.
706
00:31:09,435 --> 00:31:10,967
Okay, so I don't--I don't--
Hold on.
707
00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:12,170
Don't roll your eyes.
708
00:31:12,237 --> 00:31:13,903
But don't validate yourself
either.
709
00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:16,874
♪♪♪
710
00:31:19,244 --> 00:31:22,780
[1980s-style music playing]
711
00:31:22,848 --> 00:31:26,418
♪♪♪
712
00:31:26,419 --> 00:31:28,852
Hell, yeah!
713
00:31:28,921 --> 00:31:30,021
♪♪♪
714
00:31:30,022 --> 00:31:32,455
Is that really a suit you had
from...
715
00:31:32,524 --> 00:31:35,160
- From the '80s, baby.
- No way. Seriously?
716
00:31:35,161 --> 00:31:37,861
Didn't, uh, Arsenio wear
a double-breasted a lot?
717
00:31:37,929 --> 00:31:39,195
Back in the day.
718
00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:40,731
Your--Your timing
was impeccable...
719
00:31:40,799 --> 00:31:42,031
- Really?
- to allow my wife
720
00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:45,437
to come to the church because
the people visited her,
721
00:31:45,438 --> 00:31:47,906
and they were sweet to her.
They were kind to her.
722
00:31:47,907 --> 00:31:49,205
- Yes. And you know why?
- You understand?
723
00:31:49,274 --> 00:31:50,608
And so I just wanted
to say thank you.
724
00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:52,142
Because they follow the lead.
725
00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:55,011
It's just what I'm telling them
to do for you
726
00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:56,013
because it's coming from me.
727
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,747
It was beautiful. It was, uh,
it was beautiful.
728
00:31:57,748 --> 00:32:00,049
And we have love. I have love.
I forgive.
729
00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:02,018
I don't wobble in pain.
I don't wobble in, like,
730
00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:05,422
people hurting me.
I forgive them. I move on.
731
00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:08,825
- Thank you, baby. Thank you.
- And life goes on.
732
00:32:08,894 --> 00:32:10,895
Oh, Lord. Pray for me.
733
00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:13,198
Will you come talk to me,
please?
734
00:32:13,199 --> 00:32:15,231
- Oh, my God. Whitney...
- Please?
735
00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:16,967
Talk about what?
First of all, you're not 100%.
736
00:32:17,035 --> 00:32:18,937
- Just come talk to me.
- Like, right now.
737
00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:21,038
- Mary, I am--
- I can smell it on your breath.
738
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:22,908
Um, we're
at a Vida Tequila event.
739
00:32:22,909 --> 00:32:24,108
Of course you're gonna smell
my event.
740
00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:25,576
Okay, yeah, but I don't wanna
talk to you
741
00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:28,112
when you're not, like, like
smell--
742
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:29,981
- But I wanna talk to you.
- But I'll talk to you. I will.
743
00:32:30,048 --> 00:32:31,581
Can you please come talk
to me, Mary?
744
00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:34,317
- About what?
- I just wanna talk to you, babe.
745
00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:36,787
- What do you want?
- Just please give me a chance.
746
00:32:36,855 --> 00:32:38,257
- Come talk to me.
- God.
747
00:32:38,258 --> 00:32:39,256
Come on.
748
00:32:39,257 --> 00:32:41,257
Can I get a sober Whitney?
749
00:32:41,326 --> 00:32:43,694
She's not rational thinking
right now,
750
00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:45,395
and I'm--I just... Ugh.
751
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:46,997
Just...
752
00:32:47,065 --> 00:32:48,932
- Look at me, Mary.
- What?
753
00:32:49,001 --> 00:32:50,767
I'm sorry.
754
00:32:50,836 --> 00:32:53,470
I'm sorry for talking
about your church.
755
00:32:53,539 --> 00:32:55,940
- I want you--
- Why'd you do it?
756
00:32:55,941 --> 00:33:00,278
I did not say anything
that's not already out there.
757
00:33:00,345 --> 00:33:02,545
- I never... I never dug--
- That don't matter.
758
00:33:02,614 --> 00:33:03,913
- It might--No, no, no.
- No, but it does.
759
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,282
- It matters to me.
- No, let me speak.
760
00:33:05,218 --> 00:33:06,416
If you're gonna talk to me,
I'm gonna say something, okay?
761
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,019
- Can I--Can I speak first?
- My grandmother used to say,
762
00:33:08,086 --> 00:33:10,119
"It's not the people
that say it.
763
00:33:10,189 --> 00:33:11,856
It's the people that
carry it and believe it."
764
00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:14,293
Listen,
I would have not done that
765
00:33:14,294 --> 00:33:17,094
had you not put me down first.
766
00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:19,096
No, don't roll your eyes.
Don't roll your eyes.
767
00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:20,298
Okay, so I don't--I don't get--
Well, hold on.
768
00:33:20,365 --> 00:33:22,131
Don't roll your eyes.
769
00:33:22,201 --> 00:33:24,001
But don't validate yourself
either.
770
00:33:25,237 --> 00:33:26,704
- Babe--
- Don't put me in a space.
771
00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:28,706
I'm not--I'm not a mean person.
772
00:33:28,774 --> 00:33:33,643
Did Mary just say she is not
a mean person?
773
00:33:33,713 --> 00:33:38,050
Your mean and my means are two
different definition, okay?
774
00:33:38,051 --> 00:33:39,282
- Don't make me like I'm just--
- But--But--
775
00:33:39,283 --> 00:33:41,519
just coming to hurt
and every--I don't hurt people.
776
00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:42,252
- You told me--
- So don't tell me that, Whitney.
777
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,924
No, in Vail, you told me that...
778
00:33:45,925 --> 00:33:47,658
- I didn't say that.
- No, but hold on.
779
00:33:47,726 --> 00:33:49,828
- Okay, no, this is about--
- No, shut up.
780
00:33:49,829 --> 00:33:52,196
No, you ----ing shut up.
Don't tell me to shut up, okay?
781
00:33:53,832 --> 00:33:55,298
Excuse me. Did you just call me
Jennie the hood?
782
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:57,534
- Mary, between you and I--
- Are you educated?
783
00:33:57,603 --> 00:33:59,335
What did you just say?
What did you just say?
784
00:33:59,404 --> 00:34:00,470
- Yeah, hold--
- What did you say?
785
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:01,805
Oh, my God.
Somebody get this away.
786
00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,406
Mary, before this happens,
between you and I--
787
00:34:03,407 --> 00:34:05,008
Seriously?
If you're gonna say it,
788
00:34:05,009 --> 00:34:08,345
come say it to my face, Mary.
- Yeah, but... No. Come on.
789
00:34:08,413 --> 00:34:09,979
- You want me to follow you?
- Yes.
790
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,115
Okay.
791
00:34:11,183 --> 00:34:13,551
Mary, that's ----ing bullsh--.
792
00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:16,185
You're not gonna walk away
from me like I don't matter.
793
00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:18,756
I do matter,
and don't look at me
794
00:34:18,824 --> 00:34:21,026
and say I'm from the hood.
795
00:34:21,027 --> 00:34:24,694
You don't know what the hood is,
Mary. You grew up in Utah.
796
00:34:24,763 --> 00:34:27,399
You know what?
I don't--I don't--
797
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,765
I was in the conversation.
You were saying something.
798
00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:31,301
I would like you to repeat
what you said.
799
00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:33,570
Don't go, "Oh, my God"
and do your eyes thing.
800
00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:37,174
- What you said about me?
- I didn't sign up for you.
801
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:38,441
I was trying to have
a conversation.
802
00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:39,710
Oh, I didn't sign up for you
either, so don't--Wait, wait.
803
00:34:39,778 --> 00:34:42,445
I'm sorry, Whitney. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Whitney. I am sorry.
804
00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:43,546
- But--
- Hey, no, don't walk away.
805
00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:46,883
Be an adult and talk about this.
Let's talk about it.
806
00:34:46,884 --> 00:34:51,189
What did you say about me, Mary?
Mary, what'd you say about me?
807
00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:53,725
- I'm telling you, you hurt me.
- I am not ----ing psycho, okay?
808
00:34:53,726 --> 00:34:54,991
- I didn't say that.
- You said you're gonna--
809
00:34:54,927 --> 00:34:56,726
Well, then what did you say
under your breath about me?
810
00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:58,262
Okay, I don't take this.
811
00:34:58,330 --> 00:35:01,331
- Oh, run away. Run away.
- I am not doing this.
812
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,402
Run away, Mary! Run away!
Run the [bleep] away
813
00:35:04,469 --> 00:35:08,004
because you don't have nothing
to say, Mary!
814
00:35:08,073 --> 00:35:09,239
No.
815
00:35:09,307 --> 00:35:12,008
Jennie, been there, done that.
816
00:35:12,077 --> 00:35:15,278
Also, I think my glass went
a little farther than yours.
817
00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:18,848
Shut the [bleep] up about Mary!
818
00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:20,117
I don't give a [bleep]!
819
00:35:20,185 --> 00:35:22,686
But that was cute.
820
00:35:22,754 --> 00:35:26,824
If you got something to say
about me, say it to my face!
821
00:35:26,892 --> 00:35:28,759
Jennie, come here.
822
00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:30,426
- No, no, Jennie.
- No!
823
00:35:30,495 --> 00:35:31,427
- I'm getting away from her.
- You guys, come here.
824
00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:32,963
- She threw a glass at me. No.
- Talk about this.
825
00:35:33,031 --> 00:35:36,332
I will never talk to her.
826
00:35:36,401 --> 00:35:37,234
- Whew.
- Mary.
827
00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:38,535
- Never.
- Mary.
828
00:35:38,603 --> 00:35:40,337
Can't believe
you ----ing said sorry.
829
00:35:40,405 --> 00:35:41,638
Jennie, come here.
830
00:35:41,707 --> 00:35:43,373
She's gonna do it again,
Whitney.
831
00:35:43,441 --> 00:35:45,742
I gotta run.
You got a maniac on the loose.
832
00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:46,776
She's throwing glass.
833
00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:50,047
I've never gotten a glass
thrown at me from no one,
834
00:35:50,115 --> 00:35:51,781
and the fact
that no one even cared
835
00:35:51,851 --> 00:35:53,317
was, like, too much.
836
00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:58,788
Makes you wonder who are
your friends and who's not.
837
00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:00,459
- What I am ap--
- You talked to her
838
00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:01,658
and apologized to her.
- No, what I'm apologizing for
839
00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:04,061
is that I called her church
a cult.
840
00:36:04,129 --> 00:36:05,395
- Is it not a cult?
- That--
841
00:36:05,464 --> 00:36:07,665
- It is not a cult?
- I don't have the facts,
842
00:36:07,732 --> 00:36:10,267
but I want her to know
that I said that.
843
00:36:10,268 --> 00:36:18,268
♪♪♪
844
00:36:18,476 --> 00:36:20,309
- Mary's MIA.
- She gone.
845
00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:21,144
She may be little,
but she's definitely feisty,
846
00:36:21,213 --> 00:36:23,547
I'm so sorry, Lisa.
I don't know--
847
00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:24,347
I didn't mean to do any of that.
848
00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:25,915
No, why?
Why are you apologizing?
849
00:36:25,984 --> 00:36:28,353
- I don't wanna ruin your party.
- I don't care.
850
00:36:28,354 --> 00:36:29,953
- [laughs]
- You're not ruining my party.
851
00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,955
Break some sh--. You're good.
Just not my signs,
852
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:36,293
and not the embellished bottles.
Please do not do that with that.
853
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:47,937
♪♪♪
854
00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:49,706
So do you guys--
855
00:36:49,775 --> 00:36:52,375
Do you guys remember
that great idea that we all had
856
00:36:52,444 --> 00:36:53,844
for our wives...
- Oh, yeah.
857
00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:58,516
going to Zion? I think
it had its ups and downs.
858
00:36:58,583 --> 00:37:01,584
The good news is they came back
with their chakras aligned.
859
00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:04,721
- They were totally balanced.
- [laughs] It was not balanced.
860
00:37:04,790 --> 00:37:06,925
Where are we gonna
send 'em next?
861
00:37:06,926 --> 00:37:08,191
- Farther?
- [laughter]
862
00:37:08,259 --> 00:37:11,995
I have wanted nothing more than
for all of us to get along.
863
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,396
I don't wanna just be neutral.
864
00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:15,198
I want all of us to be strong
and friends.
865
00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:16,866
- Can we be there?
- Yes, hug.
866
00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:18,537
Can we be there?
867
00:37:18,538 --> 00:37:20,870
We can't rush 'em.
You let the girls align
868
00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:22,538
when they're ready to align.
Let's just be here.
869
00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:23,741
All right,
to letting them align.
870
00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:25,408
- Letting them align.
- All alignment.
871
00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:27,410
Let's have alignment.
872
00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:28,678
Hey, I just want them all
to get along
873
00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:31,081
so we can all hang out.
- Holy hell.
874
00:37:31,149 --> 00:37:33,885
Meredith, are we friends?
875
00:37:33,886 --> 00:37:36,753
Like, we're in
this neutral space, but, like...
876
00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:39,823
do you consider me your friend?
877
00:37:41,227 --> 00:37:43,493
I'm just trying to know
because it's confusing because
878
00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:44,427
we are all friends
and then you're in the group.
879
00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:47,563
Yes, I can't give you
the proper support
880
00:37:47,632 --> 00:37:49,299
as a friend that I should.
- Why?
881
00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:53,569
Because I am still dealing
with my own pain, my own trauma.
882
00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:55,171
You're dealing
with your pain and trauma,
883
00:37:55,172 --> 00:37:57,974
but you can be friends
with everyone else except me.
884
00:37:58,043 --> 00:37:58,943
But, like, be clear with her
885
00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:01,513
what the pain and trauma
is about.
886
00:38:01,514 --> 00:38:03,647
Like, the fact that
Meredith's kind of invited you
887
00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:09,254
into her life and it became too
close for comfort very quickly,
888
00:38:09,255 --> 00:38:10,989
and you felt betrayed.
889
00:38:10,990 --> 00:38:12,722
I need you to tell her I did not
talk about her marriage.
890
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:14,924
And it wasn't.
But you get the point.
891
00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:17,528
- Even if that's been bad--
- I'm not rehashing my marriage.
892
00:38:17,595 --> 00:38:18,928
But I feel like
that's where I'm coming from.
893
00:38:18,864 --> 00:38:20,998
We're in a positive space, so if
you're gonna go back there--
894
00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:23,800
100%. We're not. It's about me
and how you're treating me.
895
00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:25,802
- Heather--
- It's not the time for negative.
896
00:38:25,871 --> 00:38:27,404
[voice breaking] You're friends
with everyone else,
897
00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:29,939
but I'm neutral.
- Nobody else here
898
00:38:30,008 --> 00:38:32,008
did things that you did
to my family.
899
00:38:32,077 --> 00:38:34,479
You're the one that said
all the stuff. It's not me.
900
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:35,545
- Yeah, in Vail.
- And you crucified me for it.
901
00:38:35,614 --> 00:38:40,817
Not in Vail. Last year.
902
00:38:40,885 --> 00:38:45,689
Is Jen out of her mind? Like,
she is the one who started
903
00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:49,826
the conversation about
Meredith's marriage last year.
904
00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:51,627
If you're not getting it
from home,
905
00:38:51,696 --> 00:38:55,364
you're going to go
somewhere else.
906
00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:58,402
What is going on, Jen?
907
00:38:58,469 --> 00:39:03,072
I don't know.
You have to ask Meredith.
908
00:39:03,141 --> 00:39:05,375
She may not have continued
to talk about it,
909
00:39:05,443 --> 00:39:06,509
but if you're the one
that starts it,
910
00:39:06,578 --> 00:39:08,845
you're the one to blame.
911
00:39:08,913 --> 00:39:10,780
You guys are going back to try
to harm my marriage again...
912
00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:12,783
- No, I'm just saying--
- when I reconciled.
913
00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,984
- Meredith, it's not about that!
- Oh, I'm out, girls. I'm out.
914
00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:16,652
Meredith, that's the thing.
It's not about that.
915
00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:19,323
Then stop talking about it.
916
00:39:19,391 --> 00:39:21,058
I'm not going here, Jen.
917
00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:22,793
I'm not going here.
918
00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:25,328
We're not going anywhere.
This is about my feelings.
919
00:39:25,397 --> 00:39:26,863
Listen, Meredith, I think all
920
00:39:26,931 --> 00:39:28,664
Jen is telling you is that,
simply put...
921
00:39:28,733 --> 00:39:29,999
- Jen.
- she just wants to be
922
00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:31,468
your friend, and she wants--
- Jen.
923
00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:32,869
- What is the problem here?
- Look at me.
924
00:39:32,805 --> 00:39:34,404
What is it you all need to know?
We discussed this last year.
925
00:39:34,473 --> 00:39:36,606
- No one--
- You want me to talk about
926
00:39:36,674 --> 00:39:38,041
the people that
you all are dating?!
927
00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:40,443
Because Seth and I dated
other people?
928
00:39:40,444 --> 00:39:43,014
Which part of that
did you all not get?
929
00:39:43,015 --> 00:39:44,747
You want me to talk about
who you dated and who you dated?
930
00:39:44,684 --> 00:39:45,681
- Nobody's talking about that!
- And everyone else?!
931
00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:48,419
- I'll go there!
- Sharrieff's here, and Seth!
932
00:39:48,486 --> 00:39:51,622
- What are you talking about?!
- I've had enough.
933
00:39:51,689 --> 00:39:52,889
Yes, I have been sent
information
934
00:39:52,957 --> 00:39:58,828
about some of the women
having... extramarital affairs.
935
00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,897
I didn't hear you yell
a safe word.
936
00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:03,100
Yeah, well, you missed it.
937
00:40:03,168 --> 00:40:05,102
- You okay?
- I'm fine.
938
00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:07,036
♪♪♪
939
00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:07,971
Let's go.
940
00:40:07,972 --> 00:40:10,573
If these women
wanna continue to talk
941
00:40:10,642 --> 00:40:13,644
about one of my dark times...
942
00:40:13,711 --> 00:40:15,044
I'll talk
about who everybody dated
943
00:40:15,045 --> 00:40:18,381
that nobody knows about!
944
00:40:18,449 --> 00:40:21,451
trust, they have plenty
of darkness surrounding them
945
00:40:21,452 --> 00:40:24,589
that I'm more than happy
to talk about.
946
00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:27,624
Seth and I dated other people.
947
00:40:27,692 --> 00:40:29,226
- Wow.
- Okay, all right.
948
00:40:29,294 --> 00:40:37,294
♪♪♪
949
00:40:38,871 --> 00:40:40,036
Lisa...
950
00:40:43,475 --> 00:40:44,742
- I know. I...
- Okay?
951
00:40:44,809 --> 00:40:46,809
That is not my fault,
and I'm sorry.
952
00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:49,078
Who's still here?
Meredith runs off,
953
00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:52,751
so if we're gonna crucify
Mary Cosby for running off,
954
00:40:52,752 --> 00:40:55,251
then we better do the same
to Meredith.
955
00:40:55,320 --> 00:41:02,358
♪♪♪
956
00:41:02,427 --> 00:41:05,295
♪♪♪
957
00:41:05,363 --> 00:41:06,896
[whispers] Where's my car?
958
00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:14,938
♪♪♪
959
00:41:16,776 --> 00:41:18,641
Just a shot of vodka.
960
00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:19,943
I wanna get blacked out.
[laughing]
961
00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:21,945
What?
962
00:41:22,014 --> 00:41:29,987
♪♪♪
963
00:41:30,054 --> 00:41:32,122
John, I can't tell you, like,
how grateful I am for you.
964
00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:35,526
- Like... no.
- Oh, cheers. Don't worry.
965
00:41:44,804 --> 00:41:46,068
Cheers.
I'm glad you guys are here.
966
00:41:46,137 --> 00:41:47,937
Cheers.
We are thrilled to be invited.
967
00:41:47,938 --> 00:41:49,805
My first Lisa Barlow invite.
968
00:41:49,874 --> 00:41:51,407
- My first invite.
- With many more to come.
969
00:41:51,408 --> 00:41:53,477
That's sweet of you, J.B.
970
00:41:53,545 --> 00:41:54,877
You know, we'll take it
day by day.
971
00:41:54,878 --> 00:41:57,179
Let's just take it day by day.
[laughs]
972
00:41:57,248 --> 00:42:05,248
♪♪♪
973
00:42:07,158 --> 00:42:10,627
♪♪♪
974
00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:13,897
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
975
00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:17,100
I don't even know what they're
fighting about. It's stupid.
976
00:42:17,168 --> 00:42:18,834
I love you.
977
00:42:18,903 --> 00:42:21,705
[indistinct conversations]
978
00:42:21,772 --> 00:42:23,373
ANDY: Next week, a 3-part
979
00:42:23,441 --> 00:42:26,845
"Real Housewives
of Salt Lake City" Reunion.
980
00:42:26,846 --> 00:42:28,846
Yes.
981
00:42:30,315 --> 00:42:32,048
It's a massive audio issue.
982
00:42:32,117 --> 00:42:34,116
I mean, this is what made
the outfit, but it's fine.
983
00:42:34,185 --> 00:42:37,754
- Yeah, you look plain now.
- [laughter]
984
00:42:37,822 --> 00:42:40,456
Mary chose not to join us
tonight.
985
00:42:40,525 --> 00:42:44,060
She was very upset that
you called her a predator.
986
00:42:44,129 --> 00:42:46,329
He told me that he had
a relationship with her.
987
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:47,664
- I thought it was suspicious.
- He barely said anything.
988
00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:49,899
Let me talk, please.
989
00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:51,668
You're threatening everyone,
is what you're doing.
990
00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:53,536
- Um...
- That's how I see it.
991
00:42:53,605 --> 00:42:54,872
Yep.
992
00:42:54,939 --> 00:42:57,575
What it feels like on my end
is like, "Hey, Jen,
993
00:42:57,576 --> 00:42:59,208
we can treat you like sh--
994
00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:00,876
'Cause you need all the friends
you can get right now."
995
00:43:00,945 --> 00:43:03,314
Well, you sh-- on me,
and I still showed up for you.
996
00:43:03,315 --> 00:43:05,815
You're always there for Mary,
helping Mary.
997
00:43:05,884 --> 00:43:07,617
Maybe that's because I felt
998
00:43:07,685 --> 00:43:10,153
under attack by you
the entire season.
999
00:43:10,154 --> 00:43:11,854
♪♪♪
1000
00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:13,957
You called my husband
a sugar daddy,
1001
00:43:14,025 --> 00:43:16,826
and you put me
and the work I've done down.
1002
00:43:16,894 --> 00:43:19,296
[voice breaking]
Why does it keep coming up?
1003
00:43:19,364 --> 00:43:21,897
You're being charged
with fraud and money laundering.
1004
00:43:21,966 --> 00:43:24,167
And you're innocent
until proven guilty.
1005
00:43:24,168 --> 00:43:27,236
Did you ever question
where the money came from?
1006
00:43:27,305 --> 00:43:29,940
♪♪♪
1007
00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:31,842
There's one charge
that's 30 years,
1008
00:43:31,909 --> 00:43:33,643
and one charge
that's 20 years? Is that right?
1009
00:43:33,711 --> 00:43:35,580
I don't know.
1010
00:43:35,581 --> 00:43:37,246
You don't know what
the charge is?
1011
00:43:37,315 --> 00:43:39,716
It kind of seemed like some sort
of a truth dump for you.
1012
00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:41,352
- Like, it--
- No, it wasn't.
1013
00:43:41,353 --> 00:43:42,785
Do you think she's a whore?
1014
00:43:42,854 --> 00:43:43,853
- Do you think she's--
- No, I do not.
1015
00:43:43,922 --> 00:43:46,455
The venom and hatred
that the delivery came with
1016
00:43:46,524 --> 00:43:49,193
is what resonated. I was sick.
1017
00:43:49,194 --> 00:43:52,595
You called us
inbred polygamist cousins, Lisa.
1018
00:43:52,663 --> 00:43:54,298
I did not. I did not!
1019
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:57,133
I can yell just as loud as you.
I can poke just as far as you.
1020
00:43:57,201 --> 00:43:59,001
I can do this just as much
as you.
1021
00:43:59,002 --> 00:44:01,071
- Just pile on...
- Bitch.
1022
00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:03,073
- Don't call me "bitch."
- You are a bitch!
1023
00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:07,778
I just feel like everybody here
wants to break me all the time.