Previously on "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"...
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How about you, Mary? Did you talk to Robert?
That side of my life, I'm not comfortable talking about,
especially because I don't really know you like that.
I should have shut that down when everyone was saying, like,
"Well, Meredith wasn't here," 'cause I knew
she was already in Aspen having the memorial for her dad.
On Monday?
- She'd had it on Monday. - No, it was Tuesday.
If Meredith can lie about her own father's memorial,
what else is she capable of lying about?
You're fake as [bleep].
And you're real? You don't even know how to be real.
This is insane. I just got her back. Nobody has my back.
What?
To turn a blind eye to the way everybody treats me,
but one word about Mary, and you're, like,
ready to defend her.
Lisa had reason to suspect to us
that the memorial did not happen.
Did you have a memorial with your father?
None of your ----ing business.
I think I've had enough. Good night.
[knock on door]
Meredith, you gonna let me in?
No, I'm getting undressed. I'm finished.
Can I just come in for a second? It's just me.
- No, I-I'm done. - I wanna check on you.
I'm okay. Thank you.
I have--Come on. Let me check on you, please.
Thank you, my love.
Oh, thank you. Thank you for letting me in.
I'm--I'm finished. I'm done.
Why is Whitney coming at me about my father's memorial?
The only one who should really have any concern about this
would be Jen because of these accusations of me
calling the FBI on her, but truth be told,
I'd wanna be there to watch the arrest. Are you crazy?
You think I would have missed it if I was the cause of it?
Come on now.
I...I got your back. You didn't even hear me.
I said what everybody else thinks, and you all sat there!
Then what Meredith just said is bullsh--.
You know what? She owes me the biggest apology of everyone,
because I almost got my ----ing ass kicked because of her.
Come here. Come on, come on, come on!
- You wanna go? - Come on, come on. No.
You wanna [bleep] me up? [bleep] me up!
She sits there all smug, doesn't say a goddamn word.
Lisa, I don't know what happened to you and her last year.
What happened with Jen? Come on!
- I don't know what happened. - What's going on here?
What's wrong with all you guys? Are you all that ----ing stupid?
This is some bullsh-- on the feet.
You guys all have a problem with Mary's church.
You all have a problem with everything,
but nobody ----ing talks about it.
I brought it all up. I took it for all of you,
And you all just sat there.
You guys do not know how to show up.
Lisa! You're my friend!
I will always have your back.
I did defend her. Maybe she didn't hear it
because she's talking way loud, but that's her problem.
- Mary, let's not go there. - Your whole life is fake.
You eat at Taco Bell. Who does that?
What's wrong with eating at Taco Bell?
This is bullsh--.
You all had a choice tonight, and you all made the wrong one.
Every single ----ing one of you guys made the wrong decision.
I'm better than that.
I've been nothing but nice to you, Jen Shah!
Don't ----ing come at me ever again!
- What? - Everybody...
I'm sorry. Are you yelling about me?
Look what just happened! I'm outta here. You guys win.
You just walked away up from the table.
- I'm done. - What are you talking about?
- I'm done. - She said nobody had her back.
Let's do a call-out game right now. Let's go. Let's go!
I defended you at that table, Lisa, and you didn't--
You left before we could finish talking about it.
- You heard what I said. - You know what? I said--I said
what nobody else would say. - You sat down!
- What are you talking about? - Whitney said a lot of stuff.
I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this.
- What are you talking about? - Give me one second.
- Hey, listen, listen. - [bleep] you, Meredith!
---ing another joke.
I've had your back! I am so ----ing tired of you guys!
- I am still talking. - Stop!
- No, no, no, no. - That just got turned on me.
- What? - Because it's a joke!
I don't understand.
It started to, but it was-- it started to, but...
- Lisa, what? - No, no, no.
Guess what? I am ----ing richer than all of you.
I don't need to ----ing be here.
- Okay, that's not nice. - Get me the [bleep] out of here.
What is going on?
Lisa is screaming, pulling her hair out.
"No wire hangers!"
But I love an unhinged Lisa Barlow.
- What? What did I miss? - Hey, hey, hey.
Nobody got her back. No one got her back.
[all shouting at once]
Lisa, stop.
Can I have a moment with Lisa, please?
I need to have a moment with Lisa.
- I am done. - Lisa, I want to have your back.
Tell me what I need to do to help.
- I can't right now. - How can I have your back?
You guys deal with this.
Everyone's screaming. Lisa's having a meltdown.
I can tell it's gonna be a long night.
Lisa, I wanna have your back.
I need to get my popcorn because this is gonna be good.
Listen, I'll say it to you all.
I literally had all of your backs at the table.
Mary came at me, and you know what? I'm sick of it.
So I'm like, I don't have fake stuff. I am not--
I am very authentic. Does that bother me? No.
But it's the pot making up lies about the kettle.
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Lisa, I thought I stood up for you,
and I thought I called Mary out for saying that
she runs a congregation of blind followers.
You definitely called Meredith out,
which is why Meredith left. - And I said--Yes.
Meredith took off because I called Meredith out.
- To the mat. - And I said--I said,
"How do you say you lead with love and kindness,
and you're wrapping your arms around Mary?"
- She said all of this. - "Did you really have a memorial
for your father?" I said everything.
After you left, I had your back.
You know what was hurtful for me?
- No, no, I did it, Lisa. - It was hurtful because
I-I had your back, and I was getting everybody's back,
and I said what nobody else was ever willing to say,
and I felt like I was alone... and then when Meredith
said to me... - When you left--
When I said I feel like nobody has my back,
I genuinely feel that way. I'm entitled to that,
and Meredith's like, "I'm offended by that."
Are you kidding me?! Are you ----ing kidding me?
I have put up with so much for the last two years.
I'm told how I think, how I feel, who I am,
and I'm constantly having to defend myself.
And now my feelings are offensive, too?
I would expect this from everybody else,
but now Meredith? Wow.
Guys, this is--I know this is a lot for everybody,
but I literally can't take any more.
You have bigger stuff going on, Jen. I don't expect that.
- But I will also tell you. - I don't expect it.
I will also tell you I would be hurt, too,
if my ----ing best friend of 10 years
was a piece of sh-- friend to me. I'm sorry.
You're a good ----ing friend.
Everybody needs to stop ----ing defending
this weird-ass bullsh-- with Meredith and Mary. It's weird!
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Meredith and Mary have been hurtful to her, me,
this one, that one, and this one always sticks up for her
because she's loyal to Meredith.
Any of the things you could say 'cause you're loyal.
And I-I could crucify people just like they've done to me
over and over.
- It hurts. - I don't think Meredith
has ever understood that your friendship with Jen
was keeping her safe in a lot of ways.
Oh, yeah.
She's never given you credit for that,
but I think that's the situation.
I know that Jen has a lot of dirt on Meredith
that she wants to spew,
but she doesn't out of respect for Lisa.
Because she knows if Jen says
something to Meredith that crosses the line,
it could jeopardize her friendship with Lisa.
I'm gonna start to cry. I literally like... [crying]
You know what? Deep down inside, she knows
Meredith don't give a [bleep].
Meredith only cares about herself,
and that's why she's hurt.
Look, either I'm going home, or we're handling sh--.
- Well, let's handle some sh--. - Okay.
Look, I didn't crimp my hair on Cinco de Mayo for nothing.
Coming up...
Don't lie!
- You're the ----ing liar! - Whitney!
- You're the ----ing liar! - Did you speculate or not?
No, you're not! Do not do this me!
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I am so ----ing tired.
There was speculation. I did not mean disrespect.
Oh, you were very disrespectful with me.
I wasn't trying to be, Meredith.
You were very disrespectful.
Why don't I take something painful to you
and just rip the scab and tell you
no one believes you?
I think you're lying and making it up.
That is the lowest blow. How cruel.
At least Meredith knows where her father is
and knows that he's resting peacefully.
Whitney, I thought it was brave of your dad
to open up his struggle with addiction. How is he doing?
[voice breaking] I don't know, Andy.
- I don't know how he's doing. - Why?
He's not speaking to me.
Your father's alive! Mine is dead!
Keep asking about it.
I just wanted to know because everyone--
Is it really your business? No.
No. It's not my business.
I just--I wanted to know 'cause everyone's talking about it,
and I wanted to know from you.
So if you're my friend,
rather than asking me something like that...
what would you want me to do?
You would believe what I had said..
Well, then, okay--
...and you would stand up for me and say, "This is disgusting.
We are repugnant human beings for discussing
somebody's father's death this way!"
But did you want me to hire a private investigator
to find out?
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My father died! What doesn't ----ing add up about that?!
Oh, I'll tell you, Meredith, what doesn't ----ing add up.
You tell Lisa one date. You tell Heather another,
and you and your bestie Mary just happen to be in Vail
on the day that Jen is arrested?
I don't know. You tell me what doesn't ----ing add up.
♪
Women.
Where are we going? What's going on now?
♪
Some people whose brain is not developed...
[chuckles] as quickly, you know, connect the dots.
But don't let it get to you.
[sniffles]
Whitney's out of her mind right now.
She's completely out of her mind,
'cause to say what she said to Meredith is not even rational.
It's just mean.
And it's not okay.
Close the door, please.
- Who's in there? - I don't know.
- Oh, that's Heather. - Heather.
Wait, what happened?
I am just so sick of the fake-ass phony sh--
Thank you. That's what we were just talking about upstairs.
I went to go apologize to Meredith,
and I went to go talk to her and say, "I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to offend you by asking you
about your father's memorial." - Okay.
- And she got mad at me. - Again?
And I said, "I'm sorry I didn't hire a private investigator
to find out if the memorial was real."
- What? - That's what I ----ing said.
And I'm dying right now because I really regret it.
Girl, that's why you're my bitch.
What did she say? What'd she say?
Oh, it was not good. I don't think we're friends anymore.
Okay, well, what happened?
That's, like, hurtful. I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry that...
I know I can't fix things, but...
[exhales deeply]
- [laughs] I know. - Oh, my God.
- 'Cause I need water. - She has her period.
- She's trying to change her... - You said it. I gotta pee.
Well, she's peeing.
- Whitney? - What?
I would like to know who's speculating
about my father's death.
Everyone.
Who is everyone? I want names.
- Me. - Yeah.
- We... - Lisa.
- Okay, Lisa. - Lisa.
- So let's go discuss that. - It was all on the bus.
They were all talking about it on the bus.
- Was Jennie or was Jennie not? - I was in the bus.
- I've confused you.
Well, Jennie said you hired a private investigator,
and you called the FBI.
I did not say she called the FBI.
She didn't. Okay.
Why don't you guys call the FBI...
I did not say that.
...investigate my father's death
Stop this right now! Stop right now!
- All of you, stop right now. - Whitney, tell her.
You speculated on my father's death!
- Lisa, Lisa. - No, I did not.
I know exactly what I said.
Whitney, did you or did not you not say she did?
I did not. It was--It was a minute conversation.
I already called that she did, yes.
I did not spoc--
Minutes matter, Lisa. You speculated.
- I did not speculate. - Don't lie!
I did not ----ing speculate on your father's death,
and don't you dare! You're the ----ing liar!
- You're the ----ing liar! - Did you speculate or not?
I did not! Do not do this to me! Do not do this to me!
- I didn't lie, Lisa. - Meredith--
Meredith, I'm ----ing mad! Stop doing this to me!
Lisa, stop yelling at me.
Don't act like--You just yelled at me like this yesterday!
- I'm not gonna ----ing stop. - ...or not?
Did she speculate or not?
I did not speculate on your father's death.
No, hold on. Lisa needs me on her side now.
- I said-- - She just said you did.
- No, hold on. - Did she or did she not?
We--I said we had a conversation.
Tell her what you told me on the bus.
It's just a conversation!
Everything I've already said to you on the phone
and that everybody agrees in different ways.
There is nothing wrong with what I said,
and I'm not saying sorry.
You're not gonna get an apology from me,
'cause I said nothing wrong.
I'm a ----ing liar?
Who's lying about the dates of their dad's memorial? Not me.
- She had it on Monday? - She'd had it on Monday.
Did we leave on Monday? 'Cause I called her--
No, Jen got arrested on Tuesday.
No, it was Tuesday because I was in the van.
I called Meredith. What I remember saying,
"Oh, you guys, she's in her dad's memorial.
I can't believe I just called her. I feel terrible."
Well, then she's lying to you, or she's lying to me.
You told me one date, and you told Heather another date.
That has nothing to do with me. I'm not the ----ing liar.
I need an answer on this. Why did you say
she's speculating if she says she's not?
- I need to understand this. - I'm going to speak for myself.
It's a mosquito.
Based on what everyone was speculating,
your father's memorial happened on different days
at different times.
I love that everyone knows that except me.
And this isn't about your father passing away.
Oh, it's all about my father.
This is not about the fact that you're mourning and grieving.
No, you're accusing me of lying and faking a memorial.
- Because--Because-- - Yeah, that's repugnant
and revolting! - We've all--We've all been told
different things. - Listen, it's okay.
We've all been told what?
What have you been told that's different?
Meredith...
That I had a memorial for my father?
- Yes. - Or not. Yes.
That's all--that's why I just wanted to find out from you.
- Or what? - Or not.
It seems like a pretty simple question to answer.
I thought all of this was just a miscommunication,
but the way she's reacting makes it seems like
she's lying about even having a memorial.
Why can't you just tell us the day
that your dad's memorial was to shut this down?
- That's-- - Meredith, if you gave us
a day and time... - I shouldn't have to.
- ...it would shut it down. - These aren't my friends.
Okay. So you're lying.
Where's Mary Cosby for Meredith right now?
Where the [bleep] is Mary Cosby?
Where's Mary Cosby for Meredith right now?
- Where is Mary for Meredith? - Oh, sh--!
Oh, well, there it goes!
Coming up...
We have not held Mary to the fire.
We have looked the other way. Okay?
Mary is very cruel.
And might possibly be the least honest,
which is saying a lot for this group.
♪
Where is Mary for Meredith right now?!
Because that's what I wanna ----ing know!
♪
Meredith needs you.
Don't come in here bothering me, okay?
- Meredith needs you. - Okay, she's in the bathroom.
- You can leave. - No, she needs you.
- So go be there for her, Mary. - Okay. Bye.
- No. Hi. - Bye. Yeah.
Don't tell me bye. I'm gonna say hi. I'm Whitney.
- Are you okay? - Meredith needs you.
She needs you. Where are you when--when we're
all trying to be there and support her,
why aren't you in there with us, Mary,
having the conversation? -'Cause I don't wanna be.
I'm done. I'm done with you. I'm done with your cousin.
I'm done. That's why.
Okay, well, then be there for Meredith if she needs you.
I don't have to be. I can be wherever I wanna be.
I want you to get out of my face and go back where you came from.
'Cause she just took a lot of heat.
It's exhausting to argue with someone that's drunk.
No one even knows what she's talking about.
Well, I don't, so...
I don't wanna hear your opinion.
I don't wanna hear what you've got to say.
- I don't care what-- - Mary, why do you even come,
though, if you don't care about any of us?
- Oh, no. No. I don't. - Why?
- I think--Why? - Yeah.
Because this was my last attempt, and I'm done.
I mean, it's very hurtful. That's fine.
I don't care about your hurts.
Well, what's happening right now?
I have given Mary a huge pass because you...
Mary's your girl, and I don't wanna, like, upset the balance.
I don't wanna go for Mary out of respect for you.
Mary has been good to me. She's been kind to me.
She's been a good friend.
You know, it's unbelievable that Mary can say and do
whatever she wants to anyone,
and Meredith will have her back relentlessly.
I make one comment at dinner, and I'm offensive.
This is bullsh--. I'm done.
♪
Okay, I'm gonna go to bed.
Good night.
♪
Where is everyone?
♪
Hi!
What the hell, why do you look like that?
♪
You look good.
I put fun buns in today 'cause we're gonna have fun.
Yeah. Eff that.
I woke up with the biggest hangover.
I'm exhausted. I'm emotional.
I just want to press the "eject" button
and get the hell outta here.
I'm still trying to piece together how it all ended.
Like, me with everyone.
You were completely honest, and you were...you weren't...
You were just asking so we could get some resolve to things
and move on for understanding for all of us,
and some people aren't ready to be honest.
Meredith Marks is not being truthful.
You asked me a million questions, and I answer them.
You do the same thing, Meredith. These are very simple questions.
Did you have anything to do with calling the feds? Yes or no?
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- [knock on door] - Hello?
- Hey. - Hey.
- Oh, you look cute. - Just in the comfies.
- You're all packed. - Almost. Are you?
Yeah.
How do you feel about everything?
Well, I was coming up to check on you.
Did you guys talk again last night?
- Me and Mer? - Yeah.
No, just, like, where we ended it in the kitchen.
I feel really sad right now because I know Meredith knows
that I'm a good friend to her. Meredith knows that I love her.
Meredith knows that I love her family,
and I feel like it doesn't matter
and that my friendship really doesn't matter to her.
[voice breaking] It's devastating.
Have you seen her this morning yet?
- Not yet. - I haven't either.
- I'm scared to, actually. Just-- - Why?
- Come here. Come sit over here. - Oh, all of it, you know?
I feel like, you know, she's probably feeling
pretty unsettled because it feels like
she came under fire last night, but nothing was resolved.
She didn't admit to anything. She didn't clarify.
She's just, like, "You're not allowed to ask me
these questions, and you're a filthy human for asking."
- Mm-hmm. - But she didn't answer.
No.
I feel like Meredith didn't wanna say the date
because she doesn't wanna be caught in a lie.
Mm-hmm.
♪
- I wanna see a smile. - Hmm.
Your beautiful smile.
I do not understand what connects Mary and Meredith.
Their dynamic is...interesting. Because Meredith--
- Interesting? - No, it's weird.
It feels like whenever I'm not around,
these women have nothing better to do than gossip about me,
which I have to say is pretty sad. Get a life.
So there is no chance I'm not riding in that Sprinter van.
That much I can promise you.
We have not held Mary to the fire.
We have looked the other way,
and we have excused her behavior.
We excused her church.
We've given her the benefit of the doubt
even though she's openly aggressively cruel.
Mm-hmm, she is.
- Okay? - Mary's very cruel. Yep.
And might be possibly be the least honest,
which is saying a lot for this group.
Coming into this Zion's trip, the last thing I thought
was I'd be leaving at odds with Mary and Meredith
and bonding with Whitney and Heather,
but there is a shift in dynamics in this friend group,
and I feel like it's stemming from the fact that
Mary and Meredith have the most bizarre bond
that I don't think any of us understand.
- Thanks, Heather. - I'll see you down there.
- Okay, see ya. - Bye.
- Thanks for coming up. - Yeah, of course.
- Thanks for checking on me. - Of course.
I'm glad you're still here and not, you know...
- Oh, hey, give me a hug. - ...totally crazy. [laughs]
Thanks for what you said last night. That means a lot.
Yeah, for sure.
♪
Okay, we gotta go.
- We loading up? - I guess so.
You seem up and at 'em, George McFadden.
- Ready to roll. - Yep.
I am so done with these women.
I cannot get outta here fast enough.
Special K! Hi!
Can't wait for this ride.
I'm gonna be like the Road Runner.
I cannot take this anymore, and I'm done.
♪
- Okay. - How you doing?
- Good. How are you? - I'm good.
Coming up...
We're gonna go over all the evidence.
If Stuart decides to take a deal,
then he may try to testify against you.
♪
You've never had reiki, have you?
No, I've never had reiki. I've always wanted to,
but I never have. I'm really excited.
It's energy healing, right?
Any girls' trip like the one I heard,
it's like you walked in and got skunked.
But you never got to get the skunk off of you.
It sticks to you unless you get that energy off of you.
- So that's what this is about? - Yes.
- Clearing the energy? - This is clearing and cleaning.
Every time you do this, it aligns your chakras,
and when it's over, you're gonna be like... [gasps]
"Please give me a pack of cigarettes."
[chuckles] Cheers.
[glasses clink]
Ahh.
♪
Thank you so much for coming today.
This is just a fun way for us to, like, celebrate Ashley.
She's been working really hard.
She's like a worry-free kid.
I never ask her if she does her homework.
I never ask her if she's getting less than an "A."
I just assume it, and I take it for granted,
and you're an amazing, amazing human being.
- Thank you so much, Mom. - I love you.
Okay, so is everyone on pins and needles
about what she chose? - Yes!
- Dying to see. - Are we ready?
ALL: 3...2...1!
[cheering]
Yay!
Olé, Olé, Olé, Olé, Olé!
[cheers and applause]
♪
You have the bond for me.
So they have the electronic copy?
They have--They have the scanned copy.
This is for the court.
- They want the originals, too. - Yeah.
- Sharrieff and my mom signed it. - Okay, right.
You know, we're preparing to go to New York.
We're gonna go over all the evidence.
You know, from the search warrant,
your phone, computers, things like that.
Stuart's house, your house. Um--
Have you heard anything about...
- Well-- - 'Cause I can't--
we can't talk to him. I can't talk to him.
Well, he has an attorney, so we have to talk to his attorney.
Have you talked to his attorney?
- I've talked to his attorney. - What does he say?
- 'Cause right now, we're still-- - They're--They're still--
We're fighting this together, right?
They're still process to make. Right now, we're processing.
We're a team. I mean, working together.
We're a team, but we can't talk to each other.
We're not-- we're not a team working,
but we're not opposed to each other at this point.
You know, if he decides to take a deal,
then he may try to testify against you.
Basically, it's imminent that we have to go to trial
because anything other than that...
- That's the only way to stop it. - ...would be us saying
we're guilty and taking a plea, right?
That's the only way to stop..
is to go to trial. - Is to go to trial.
♪
Henry, do you wanna help me wrap the asparagus?
And we need your help putting the stuff on the grill.
Here, I want you to do it.
- Can you wrap it? - Why is that so skinny?
That one is a skinny piece.
Henry, is this amazing?
Mommy's like a gourmet chef, right?
- Mm-hmm. - Look at this.
Let's add some shrimp.
Put whatever you guys want on there,
and then we're gonna melt the herb butter.
You've got Gruyère cheese.
Who's the best chef?
♪
I love my new grill.
This is the most I've ever cooked in my adult life.
I could be like a celebrity chef.
It's amazing.
Food Network, watch out.
Who is Mary to say my diet's bad and I don't eat well?
[sizzling]
How was the moms trip to Zion?
It was good. I had a good time.
- You're the ----ing liar! - Whitney...
- You're the ----ing liar! - You speculated or not?
I am not!
Overall, it was awesome.
Anyway, you know what I really wanna learn
how to make? Is eggs.
Yeah.
I'll try.
Zion is hotter than hell, and that trip felt like hell.
And there's nowhere I'd rather be
than home with my beautiful children
and my amazing husband.
I never wanna leave them again.
Hey, Jack, why don't you take your brother in his room,
and why don't you read at least one chapter
of one of his chapter books with him?
[burps]
- Henry, you pick. - [burps]
- Oh, my gosh, Henry. - Fine!
Did you guys miss me while I was gone?
Of course we did. Did you miss us?
Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Beyond.
You haven't really said much other than the van drive down.
It was a lot, you know?
I mean, literally every trip I go on with these girls,
there's a lot going on.
So what was going on with the--on the ride?
I mean, it sounded-- it sounded pretty crazy.
You know, Meredith's name came up a little bit,
and, um, you know, I feel like there's been
a little bit of tension between Meredith.
- Really? Okay. - The bottom line is, like,
I love Meredith. I care a lot about her.
You know, she's like, "I feel like you have hostility for me."
I know I don't, and I think what's happening is
she's maybe deflecting a little bit.
I mean, I know it's two ways, but from your side.
Is there anything that you can do?
You know, I just wanna remove myself from the middle
of her and Jen's issues.
Jen and Meredith need to talk directly to each other,
and they both hold me responsible for their problems,
and I feel like these little resentments
happen when Meredith has these little micro bursts towards me.
I love Meredith. I will always love Meredith.
But I love myself, too, and I'm not gonna be a punching bag
for her or Jen or Mary Cosby, none of 'em.
♪
Coming up...
The things you're saying to me are not things
that a friend of 10 years does.
They're things that someone who maybe doesn't know you does.
[uptempo gospel music playing]
♪
[man shouting over microphone]
[cheering]
Hey!
♪
ALL: Yes!
Is He all right?!
Yeah!
Whoo!
[cheering]
Whoo!
So we have not had a service in about a year,
and imagine being away from home for a year.
It feels like a type of freedom
and a type of place where you're loved.
Everyone's on the same page,
and everyone has the same love for you.
It's like, ahh, it's like something in you just relaxes.
It's beauti--It's beautiful.
I said, is He all right?!
- Yeah! - You're still here!
God is all right!
God is in this church! Clearing my mind!
Yeah! He's all right!
The blood!
- Of Jesus! - Yeah!
Mother's Day, I sent a group text to the ladies,
saying, "Happy Mother's Day."
Mary responded to me directly and said,
"The Spirit has moved me today to invite you to my church."
I'm talking about the blood!
All these accusations are being thrown at Mary
by the other ladies.
Mary and Robert used that Bogeyman, God is their power.
The congregation believes that Mary is God.
He mortgaged his house and gave her 300 grand.
I know exactly how that feels, and I wanna see for myself.
I came to get what I need.
Yeah!
- I didn't call you. - Come on now!
Lord did!
Yes!
- I love who God sent today. - Yeah!
[applause]
Thank you for inviting me.
I wanna see if I feel the Holy Spirit, see if I'm moved.
Is Mary a cult leader? Is she God?
[voice breaking] This is really for you, Mary.
You are my perfect love.
[mouths words]
God's love for his people raised in you.
God shines in all that you do.
You are the perfect friend.
You are a master of positivity.
You are a perfect teacher.
WOMAN: Yes.
Through God's word, I've learned so much.
You are a perfect dresser.
Yes!
[cheers and applause]
You are the facsimile of God.
It's a beauty that's beyond fine.
♪
I didn't know this side of Mary.
I've never seen it.
This is radical.
Yeah!
This is obsessed.
- Yeah! - [congregation shouting]
- This is crazy! - Yeah!
- Crazy for Christ! - Yeah!
[congregation shouting]
Isn't that a good thing?
[cheering]
Mary is used to be treated by her congregation like...
whatever she says, that's what it is,
and you don't question it.
- Yeah! - Come on!
She's...a rock star.
Believe me right now!
Yeah!
She can do no wrong with her gold microphone.
[sobbing] I'll never leave you, I promise!
- I'll never leave you! - Go ahead, yeah!
- I'm staying with you! - Yes!
[girl shouting]
♪
Are we gonna have a cocktail before we start,
or maybe after we start, you think?
- Are you ready? I'm ready. - I'm fully ready.
[knock on door]
Oh, somebody's here.
Come here, Teds.
- Hello! - Hey, how are you?
How are you? We're working all angles today
to get everyone in shape.
♪
I don't know where you guys wanna set up.
I mean, we can set up right here in the living room, maybe.
Just need an outlet, that's it.
- Perfect. - Perfect.
Whitney and I did not end
very well in Zion, so I really do wanna talk to her
and get some resolution.
What time are they coming in? Do you know?
Like, any second.
If anything,
I think I am owed an apology
for everyone gossiping about me
and belittling my father's death.
All right, I'll go change.
♪
The fact that I'm in a car going to Meredith's right now
kinda blows my mind. - Yeah.
'Cause I don't think that you're really aware
what happened in Zion.
I mean, I remembered you guys going at it,
but I didn't really, like, where are you at?
Like, what was the last thing she said to you?
I said, "Meredith, you can make this very clear right now.
Did you or did you not have a memorial for your father?"
And she was like, "Whitney, how--
Is your father really an addict?"
What don't I take something painful to you
and just rip the scab and tell you
no one believes you?
He low-blowed me, and she knows it.
- That's why-- - Yeah, that's a low blow,
and that-- - Yeah.
If I had heard that, I would have raged.
I don't personally really have an ax to grind with Meredith,
but I totally wanna support Whitney
and these unresolved feelings.
Even Meredith Marks can be messy,
and she should have to explain herself,
just like the rest of us do.
- She called you. - She called me this morning
and asked if I wanted to come over tonight,
and, um, of course, I was like, down to do it,
but she didn't mention any conflict with you at all.
- Yeah. - So why is she inviting you?
- Well, be--I-- - And me?
- I know what she's doing. - What?
This is her trying to kiss our ass
'cause she knows she's wrong. - Inviting us over?
Oh, babe, this is a cover-up.
This is a, "Let me kiss their ass. I'm in the clear.
I no longer have to be accountable to my lie."
Well, are we gonna bring up the memorial date?
Hell, yeah.
♪
I think you should push them both really hard. [laughs]
I can do that. I can do that. I got it.
A little torture. I had a rough trip last week.
- This could be a little payback. - I could do that.
Just turn it way up on them, not on me.
[laughter]
I have never gotten above 65% on this ever.
- Yeah. - I can put them in 100.
- Oh. - Yeah.
[laughter]
Hello! Come on in!
- Hello. - I did not know you were here.
- Are you kidding? - Oh, my God.
I love all these hearts.
[laughs]
Who's this Meredith? This is not the Meredith we left in Zion.
I'm really confused, 'cause Heather told me
we were coming over here to work out, and so...
We are.
♪
We're gonna do, like, a full body workout.
- With wine. - How can we not have the wine?
Wine and vodka shots, apparently.
Let's get you guys wired up.
♪
So this is electrodes, or what is it?
It's direct current, and it's a muscle stimulation.
This is the best workout I've...
- [laughter] - [mouth full] ...ever had.
And I honestly, like, I feel so sexy.
She likes that.
♪
Here we go.
There we go. You guys are both lit up.
These are gonna warm first for 90 seconds.
- How's it feeling? - And then they're gonna switch.
Feels more erotic than I imagined.
I don't believe in anything that the medical industry
promises is an easy, quick fix, but this is amazing.
I mean, I'm gonna buy one. What's it gonna hurt?
You get me centerfold-ready,
and I'll have these in every Beauty Lab across the land.
- Perfect. - No problem.
- You need this in Beauty Lab. - [laughs]
Whitney, are you good? Have you gone to a different dimension?
Are you all right?
Do you need me to take it down one?
- No. - You sure?
Yeah.
Listen, first of all, I want to apologize to you.
I obviously was very angry at you.
Truly, my intention was to just say, like, just say yes or no
or give us a date.
There were a number of, like, very wild accusations.
Can you turn it down? 'Cause when we're talking
about anxious things, and I have electrodes attached to me...
One more, or are you good? Here, I'll take this.
...it's, like, really intense.
I know that your intention was to bring to my attention
what was going on, but your delivery...
- [laughs] Sorry. - Well, I thought--
It felt very much like you were pointing the finger at me.
No, we were trying to pave the way...
- I hear you. - ...for you to clear it up,
because the sh-- people were saying was not fair.
- It was awful. - And we were trying to--
We were trying to clear the forest
so you could just come in and be like, clear it up.
Yeah.
But it-- but it felt like an attack.
So for the record, it was the 29th.
♪
Now that Meredith has clarified the date,
the date that I always thought it was--
Monday, the 29th, the day before Jen got arrested,
I'm curious why Lisa would do all of this
and start all of this drama
about one of her supposed best friends.
At the end of everything, I need to understand how
all of this transpired because
it's completely incredulous to me and beyond insane.
So on the bus ride to Vail, Lisa told us that
her...phone call or whatever...
She said, "I just spoke to Meredith.
She's in the middle of her father's memorial."
I feel awful calling you.
Jen's husband, um, is in the hospital.
Meredith, I hate interrupting you right now.
Go be with your family right now. I love you.
I'll see you in a little bit.
I love you, I love you. All right, goodbye.
All right, I love you. All right, bye.
You know what? Meredith's at her father's memorial.
I hated even bothering her.
- On the 30th? - "Not going to bother her."
- Which is the 30th. Yeah. - On the 30th,
which was Tuesday, around, you know.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I was not physically in Aspen on Tuesday. I was in Vail.
I left Aspen Monday night and went to Vail.
So she doesn't know.
Why would Lisa say that, then?
Well, it's pretty ----ed up. I don't know.
♪
It feels like Lisa is just, like, adding fuel to the fire
between me and Jen.
Before you start spreading rumors
that I faked a memorial because I turned Jen in to the FBI,
perhaps you should ask me.
I don't get where this is going.
Like, are you my friend or not?
Well, how--how do you feel with her event coming up?
Very conflicted.
The things you're saying to me are not things
that a friend of 10 years does.
They're things that someone maybe who doesn't know you does.
And at the end of the day, if everything you guys
are telling me is true, then I'm done.
♪
Next time on the finale
of "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"...
I just wanted to take the night
to let you know how much I love you and appreciate you.
[cork pops]
Whoo!
- She came quick. - [laughs]
When are you looking to move out of here?
We really have, like, until the end of the month.
You know, we're downsizing. This is a lot.
This is a huge adjustment for me.
I found that, like, I didn't know
if my dad even really knew who I was when he died.
It turned out perfectly. It looks so good!
Meredith, do you consider me your friend?
I am still dealing with my own pain, my own trauma.
You want me to talk about who you all are dating?
You hate her, and you won't say why you do,
and I don't wanna say it for you!
I'll talk about who everybody dated that nobody knows about!
Run away, Mary! Run the [bleep] away.
[glass shatters]
If you have something to say about me,
say it to my face!