Previously on "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"..
This is Vail part two.
So where is Mary and Meredith?
Well, she missed the first trip because of her dad's memorial.
But do you think that's true, though?
When you called her, you were like,
she's in the middle of her memorial.
She was in the middle of something. I don't know.
Everyone has a different story.
You all can spew lies about me all day,
and do not bring my father into it!
My family is off-limits!
But I don't we said it was fake. We were like, "Is it true?"
I can't. Mnh-mnh.
Why don't you just wanna be peaceful and...
I care about what matters.
Your husbands sent me out here to make sure
that you bitches have fun. - I think we should drop it.
Just like that.
Now your goal is to come all the way down.
- Great job. - There it is.
- Perfect. - Whoo!
Jennie, I wanna apologize.
I just shut the door on new people in my life.
I don't mean it personally. It would be anyone.
Thank you very much. I appreciate that.
♪♪♪
Baby.
♪♪♪
Oop. [sighs]
Okay. [sighs]
Okay. Okay. I'm done.
You met Jen Shah one for one,
mano a mano for the whole night partying it up.
I think I was very, um... level-headed and tame.
To Club Zion!
- Love you, babe. - Yes!
Clearly, we have been touched by the hand of God.
There's no other explanation.
Lions lying down with lambs.
There must be angels amongst us.
This is God's promised land.
Watch how this moves in the wind.
So I'm gonna, like, try to get going fast
and then just being like... - Yeah.
You get a... What is it called, a nice gallop going?
- Or what is it called? - A canter.
A nice canter going.
This is a gallop, and this is a canter.
Do it a little bit different.
♪♪♪
- Are we ready, Meredith? - You look so nice.
I thought we were doing spa, so I didn't put on any makeup.
I just put on a little lipstick and a little face stuff.
- Yeah. - But no, I mean, Jennie...
- Oh! - It's called sunglasses.
- Jen. - Whitney.
I need to consult you with my look for today.
Okay. I'm just taking a nap while I'm getting my makeup--
- Can I borrow some more hair? - You found my extensions?
I found this one at the pool. I found this one on the pole.
[laughter]
I want you to know that hell has not frozen over,
but Lisa asked me to go on a date,
and I graciously accepted. - Really?
She's gonna come back in love with me. Sorry, everyone.
- I already am in love with you. - [laughter]
It seems like things are on a positive trajectory.
Believe it or not, Heather and Lisa
are going horseback riding together.
Bye, kids.
Okay.
Whitney and Jen are going to go ATVing.
- Let me put-- - Listen, just in case
we get stranded, I turn into the SOS flag
on the side of the road.
And I am going with Mary and Jennie to the spa.
Good.
Maybe our husbands were right.
Maybe we just needed a little fun together.
But then again, when are the husbands ever right?
So maybe I'm wrong on this. We'll see.
Good morning or afternoon or whatever time of day it is.
♪♪♪
Oh, my goodness gracious. Here we go.
- Are you Ray and Whitnee? - Yes.
- I'm Heather. - So nice to meet you guys.
- Nice to meet you. Hi, Whitnee. - We're so excited!
I mean, if someone had asked me two months ago...
Ready up?
if I would be horseback riding
alone with Heather, that would be a definite no.
Oh, I even have a rope.
I didn't get a rope.
My Barbie horse does not have all the accessories, okay?
There's, like, a first for everything,
and today this is a first.
We'll start this way.
- Hello. - How are you guys doing?
- Good. How are you? - Hi!
Great. You guys ready to go for a ride today?
- Oh, we are ready for a ride. - I like your T-shirt.
Oh, thank you.
- "Let's do something dirty." - Oh.
Speaking Whitney's language.
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna run you up
on the Grafton Mesa road. Um...
- How do you open the door? - Right here.
Oh, great.
There are some overlooks up there,
and I'll show you around a little bit.
Squeeze this out from under you there.
Oh, we have... we're gonna be like a pilot?
- Yeah. - Have you guys--
Either one of you ever done it before?
Okay, so if you wanna go ahead and start the car.
- [engine starts] - We're ready.
Let's hit the trail.
♪♪♪
I chose to go ATV riding because
Whitney can actually drive an ATV,
but I'm just now realizing
Whitney is more hungover than I am right now.
I think she was drinking out of a serving dish last night.
♪♪♪
I think I may have chosen wrong today.
♪♪♪
[blusters]
Can I say thank you, beautiful horse?
Thanks for letting me ride your horses.
There are some drinks, some Popsicles
in that cooler over there.
- Help yourself. - Thank you.
That's so nice! Thank you so much.
- Thank you! - Thank you, thank you.
Heather, what are you in the mood for?
Well, I'm always in the mood for a Popsicle.
- Ooh, a creamy to boot. - Ooh, the good stuff.
Who knew the gem of friendship lying underneath the surface
with me and Lisa?
And all we needed was a couple of stallions between our legs,
and we're just two girls having a great time.
This looks just like a set of a Britney Spears video.
I was thinking the same thing.
Thank you for asking me out on this date.
- At first I wanted to say no. - Our first date.
[laughs] But then I thought, you know what?
She's cute. She's got money.
Give her a chance.
Thanks for giving me a chance, Heather.
Well, it's been a good date.
I'm glad I checked the right boxes.
Thanks for the creamy. [laughs]
I just wanna stay in a great place with you.
Yeah, but, like, you've been at odds with... everybody
in defense of Meredith.
I just felt for you, and I just--I feel like...
I feel for me, too.
You know I told you guys this on the van.
There has been tension between me and Meredith.
I never considered, not for even a second,
really the fact that Meredith
hadn't been showing up for you at all.
- Not at all. - And it wasn't until
the first night at dinner here in Zion...
- Mm-hmm. - when you just said,
you know, you could've used a little more.
I upset Meredith very badly.
She felt like I was not there for her 100%.
Oh, okay. You weren't there for her.
Was she there for you 100%, Lisa?
Was she?
[voice breaking] I could've used a little more.
And that was, like, the first moment
that I just kind of saw it for the first time
from your perspective at all, and I felt that for you.
Thanks, Heather. Like, honestly, that means a lot because
it's hurtful for me because
I feel vested in Meredith's friendship.
It actually feels nice to have someone actually see me,
and for actually acknowledging
that I do always have Meredith's back,
and I do care a lot about our friendship,
and I'm there to support her
and that it's not always reciprocated.
And it's actually ironic that it's Heather pointing it out.
♪♪♪
- [engine revs] - Whoo!
Wow! Wow! That was fun.
Awesome.
Does it look like I ate ass?
[laughs]
Oh, my gosh. This is beautiful.
Just enjoy yourself. Let me know when you guys are ready.
Thank you.
I'm just gonna grab our snacks really quick.
Salt and vinegar chips.
Should we sit right there?
- Yeah, let's enjoy the view. - Okay.
[sighs]
- Did you enjoy that? - I did. That was really fun.
Not as fun as last night, but actually, last night,
I've not laughed that hard in a very long time.
- My abs are sore. - We laughed a lot.
You know what I was really surprised about?
Yesterday morning started, Meredith was, like, screaming.
Meredith went zero to 500.
My father died, so I couldn't go in a ----ing Sprinter van?!
But we still didn't get, like, a solid answer.
She never even said if it happened.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
Like, if your best friend is just coming to you
and saying something, wouldn't you just answer the question?
"No. Of course it happened," and then go off, or whatever.
I mean, listen,
if Meredith can lie about her own father's memorial,
what else is she capable of lying about?
The sky's the limit to me. Where are your boundaries?
The truth of it is is it looks fricking weird.
She tells us she gets a private investigator,
and the night before we leave, she doesn't show up on the bus.
I don't know.
Is she trying to cover something up?
Because clearly, it's not adding up,
so either she lied about her dad's memorial,
which, you know, that's a hard thing to question
because she's grieving the loss of her father,
but is that all just, like, a cover-up for something else?
♪♪♪
Yesterday morning seemed so bizarre to me.
I apologized to you guys because I didn't like
that you guys yelled at. I'm--I would never--
- We got totally yelled at. - Um, me, too.
And said that we were speculating
that it was a fake memorial. - Me, too, me, too.
I didn't tell her we were speculating about it.
I never called it a fake memorial.
- I never said that. - I should have shut that down
when everyone was saying, like, "Well, Meredith wasn't here."
'Cause I knew she was already in Aspen
having the memorial for her dad. I was fine with that.
And she was just gonna meet us in Vail on Tuesday.
- She had it on Monday? - She'd had it on Monday.
Wait, did we leave on Monday? 'Cause I called her--
No, Jen got arrested on Tuesday, and we--
Oh, okay, yeah, but--
She had the memorial before Monday.
Yeah, but I called her-- No, it was Tuesday.
I was in the van. What I remember saying--
"Oh, you guys, she's in her dad's memorial.
I can't believe I just called her. I feel terrible."
I feel awful calling you.
Jen's husband, um, is in the hospital.
Meredith, I hate interrupting you right now.
Go be with your family right now. I love you.
I'll see you in a little bit.
I love you. Love you. All right, goodbye.
All right, I love you. All right, bye.
- When was the memorial? - I think it was Tuesday morning.
Well, then she's lying to you, or she's lying to me.
♪♪♪
Coming up...
How about you, Mary? Did you talk to Robert?
That side of my life, I'm not comfortable talking about,
especially because I don't really know you like that.
[birds chirping]
When was the memorial?
I think it was Tuesday morning.
Well, then she's lying to you, or she's lying to me.
Or she's lying to both of us,
and there was no memorial at all.
♪♪♪
I really hope that Meredith is not that ----ed up
to do something like this.
Is there something bigger than happened with you two?
No. Nothing.
Unless she's not saying something.
Going back to last year when we learned the information
about her being separated and having boyfriends...
Mm-hmm.
Was there more to that?
- 'Cause that? I... - No.
It is so clear that Meredith has a vendetta against Jen,
but it has to be more than Twitter.
Like, it doesn't add up.
Here's the problem, and here's my experience with Meredith.
I think everything's fine.
Then guess what? A week or two weeks from now,
she'll be like, "No, I never said I liked you.
I told you I had problems. I was drinking that night."
I think you have to keep an eye on her.
She was your friend last night,
but now she's with Mary M. Cosby.
Look, the Mary M. Cosby sh--, okay, I swear to God,
somebody... help me, Jesus, please.
Mary says the meanest things to people.
Then she comes back and is like, "Oh, no, we're good."
- Okay, no, no, hold on, Mary. - Okay, well, listen,
above and beyond her saying mean things
and treating us poorly,
Mary has accusations out there about her church.
There's allegations of Mary using her power
as the First Lady to get what she wants.
- But Meredith is fine with that? - Exactly.
Meredith has a lot of the same behaviors Mary does,
where it's like, "I can do and say whatever,
and you all need to accept it because I'm better than you."
That's how it comes across to me.
I feel like, "Just have faith in knowing
what I'm saying is true."
I feel like that's what Meredith does, too.
So what are we gonna do?
♪♪♪
We need to bring it up, because they'll bring up
whatever they want and speculate about everyone else.
I know that they damn sure have done that about me.
♪♪♪
We're not gonna sweep it under the rug.
♪♪♪
- [singsongy] Let's go. - You guys ready?
I'm definitely moving a little bit slow today.
Yeah.
This is gonna be awesome.
- Have a little relaxation. - We need this.
- Hi! - Hi! Welcome.
- Hello. - We have reservation today.
Okay. Your name, please?
My name is Jennie, Meredith, and Mary.
Wonderful. If you'd like to come with me,
I'll take you down to the locker room,
where you can get changed. - Okay, awesome.
- Wonderful. Thank you so much. - Come on down.
After a crazy night with a lot of wine...
Come on in.
and very little sleep for the last few days...
There are robes already in the lockers for you.
Dress down to your comfort level, whatever that is.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- You're welcome. - Thank you so much.
All I have in me is a spa day.
Okay, ladies, go ahead and start face-down for me.
I've never turned down a massage. Are you kidding me?
Never. Even if I have to be with Jennie.
Do your thing, girl.
♪♪♪
This is bizarre to me.
Mary is fully dressed with her sunglasses on.
She cannot fully commit.
She's like, put one foot in and is like,
"I'm going for a massage, but I'm fully dressed,
so if you piss me off, I'm ready to just take off."
Okay, ladies, feel free to put your robes on.
Thank you. That was awesome.
I needed that.
Ladies, we do have an area set up outside for you
with some refreshments if you'd like to have a seat out there.
Thank you. Wonderful.
- Let's go. Oh, my gosh. - [laughs]
- I totally fell asleep. - You did?
[chuckles]
- This is so pretty. - It is so pretty.
I wanna play on the grass.
- How beautiful. - Nice.
Yesterday was, like, amazing from the time we started
till the time we went to bed.
I hope there's a duo. I hope there's an encore.
[laughs]
I just think it was a great day,
and the dynamic in our group has shifted...
- Shifted. - a little bit.
And--And that it seems like everyone's
just trying to be positive, which is all that matters.
The night--the first night we got here,
it was really tough on everybody,
and I feel like that's a lot of tension.
There are a lot of speculations, and, yeah, I did share
with Jen a few things about, you know,
the whole private investigator.
But you took that away from me.
There was no reason for her to relay that information
unless she was trying to stir the pot between me and Jen.
Feels like with this group,
it's a continuous bad game of telephone.
Yeah, I understand. That's what I'm--
And that was wrong.
But this speaks to a trust issue, Jennie.
- Mm-hmm. - You realize that.
Like, you didn't act as a friend to me.
It wasn't meant to hurt you or anything like that.
It was brought up, and I should not have bring it up.
And I wanna apologize.
My intention is not to hurt you at all.
And I'm gonna draw the line
what I'm gonna say, what I'm not gonna say.
I'm gonna speak for myself, and it will never happen again.
Thank you, and I do appreciate that very much.
Have you guys talked to your husbands
since you've been here?
Yeah, I did check up on him.
How's he doing? How are the kids?
They're great. He's a good dad.
But you know, my issue with my husband--
We're working on it.
Like you mentioned, you refer me to one of the counselor,
but right now kind of hard
'cause he's so determined not to go.
- He won't--still won't go? - Yeah.
I'm hoping that you would join me
at the couple therapy.
At this moment, I can lie and say, "Yeah, I'll go,"
but then I'm-- I know deep down inside
I'm not telling the truth.
Never done it. Never will.
If the end of it, he has to realize that, you know,
it's something he needs to do, or he's gonna lose his marriage.
How about you, Mary? Did you talk to Robert?
- I did. - Awesome.
- How's he doing? - Yeah, how he's doing?
♪♪♪
That side of my life, I'm not comfortable talking about.
I don't--especially because I don't really know you like that.
Mm-hmm.
I think I'm gonna excuse myself.
I'm gonna get dressed, and I'll see you soon.
I don't understand.
All she had to say was, "He's great. He's fine.
He's doing good."
What's so hard about that?
♪♪♪
Coming up...
Lisa constantly lying...
Mary, guess what? Mary, Mary, let's talk about what's real.
You're the biggest liar I've ever met.
Your apologies are fake. Your church is fake.
The way you treat people is fake. It's all fake.
♪♪♪
That was Shah-mazing, dirty, dirty dude.
Thank you. Thanks.
My God, I'm so tired. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
- I have a sweaty ass. - "Swass"? I love that.
[laughs]
♪♪♪
- Hello! - Hi!
You guys should-- You guys should see your face.
What's wrong with my face right now?
Both of you should see your faces.
What's wrong with my face right now?
[laughs]
There's no windshield in that thing.
- I need a shower. - You guys are, like, filthy.
Okay, I need to take a nap.
I need to go to bed for a little bit.
- I am so tired. - See you guys later.
- Bye. - We'll see you at dinner.
[line rings]
- Hello? - Where are you at?
I'm just out.
We're having dinner tonight, and I need to get dressed.
Should I wear a gold dress, blue dress, or...
Okay, gold or... gold, blue, or yellow dress?
What color?
♪♪♪
Robert?
Bubs?
[liquid trickling]
Was that you urinating?
[toilet flushing]
♪♪♪
Heather, are you coming out this way?
No, I'm gonna come out this way.
Okay.
[car door closes]
♪♪♪
Oh, my gosh, this is looking so good.
Looks delicious. What's our ETA? Should we be ready?
- 8. - 8?
- Okay. - Oh, wait.
Do we have time to shower?
- You better. - You smell like horse.
Just do a French short shower.
It's like the pits and crevices, you know?
♪♪♪
[trills] Whoo-hoo!
- Don't be scared. It's just me. - Hey! You look good.
- Hi, Rheanna. - How are you?
Oh.
This looks delicious.
You got the mariachi band,
and I'm making up some margarita tacos.
Delicious.
In honor of Mary calling me a Mexican thug...
When I think about Jen, I see a thug.
Like, you know, those Mexican... people.
I fully embrace that one-million percent.
Therefore, I am hosting a Cinco de Mayo party.
So Viva Mexico. [trills]
Let's do it! Yes!
Thank you. See you in a few minutes.
- [knock on door] - Can I come in?
Yes!
Aw, you look gorge.
- You look hot. - Thank you. [smooches]
I am really tired, but I'm trying to rally.
I know. I'm tired, too.
I think that we don't need to make this a super late night.
It can be fun. Um, okay, I've gotta ask you something,
and it's gonna seem a little strange,
and it's not something I would normally ever ask someone,
but I'm not sure how else to deal with it.
- So I have a little dilemma. - Okay.
I know that, you know, Jen has stipulated
to the federal government that she has zero assets.
[rattling]
[high-pitched trilling]
If she's paying for this dinner tonight, I can't go.
Wait. Why? What does that mean?
She said that she has zero dollars to the government.
So if she's paying for the dinner tonight,
that's a big problem.
[bleep]
There is a federal indictment for fraud with Jen,
specifically that she has illegal money, allegedly,
and if that's how this is being paid for,
I don't want to get involved with that.
Honestly, it's just not... a good thing.
It's not good for her, you know? It's not good for us.
It's not good for anybody.
I couldn't care less who's paying normally.
- Yeah. I think, yeah... - You know that's not
what it's about. - I think--
It's just about keeping things clean.
Yeah. My understanding is that the husbands did pay for it.
Okay.
But... I didn't really ask any questions.
Okay. Don't--don't worry about it.
- Whew. - [laughs] You were like...
- [laughs] - Meredith coming in hot.
♪♪♪
Coming up...
All of your husbands sent us here.
- 'Cause you don't have one. - [bleep] you, Mary Cosby.
Who's your husband? It's your step-granddaddy.
Oh. [chuckles]
♪♪♪
[maracas rattling]
Okay, ladies! It's Cinco de Mayo!
- Where you at?! - Whoo!
The party train is leaving! All aboard!
If you wanna see--
Frida Kahlo. Come here. I have one for you.
- Bitch, yes. - All right!
It's time for a party!
Come on, party people.
That's what I'm talking about. - ---Ing show up.
You said show up for the fiesta.
- Show up. - I got a few for the ladies.
We'll see if they wear 'em, okay?
You look so cute. You all look so cute.
Whoo!
I gotta take part in the party train!
Waiting for my party animal to get here.
- [trills] - Whoo!
Whoa! Heather! Frida!
You can pick any flower you want.
Ooh.
I can put it on a little clippy. I have a headband.
I think the headband's my color.
Yes.
- Oh, my goodness! - I can vibe.
Well, I was thinking I look good like this.
I mean...
This is red and pink and orange.
I'm actually having a great time with Heather and Whitney.
Who would've thought Zion would be sunny skies
and no chance of bad weather?
Okay, are we ready?
You guys, we're doing a conga line out there.
I wanna be the end. I'm the caboose.
I think I should be the caboose, but I'll let it slide.
- [maracas rattling] - [humming]
♪ La cucaracha, la cucaracha ♪
Oh, my gosh, we're eating in the magic garden.
You guys, look how beautiful this Cinco de Mayo is.
[Mariachi band playing]
[cheering]
- [laughs] - Yes!
Jen really outdid herself.
The music is calling me.
Girl!
♪♪♪
I love being outside. I love the Mariachi band.
♪♪♪
The flowers, the arrangement, the alcohol.
The alcohol. [laughs]
I love everything that she set up.
[cheering]
[trilling]
[cheering continues]
Gracias. We love you. Mwah!
- Hasta luego. - Hasta luego.
Committing to slithering. I got it.
Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes.
[indistinct conversations]
I don't know what that is.
What is this? These quesadillas?
Quesadilla.
Okay, ladies, I wanna thank all of you for coming
to our Cinco de Mayo caliente party.
- [squeals] - Aw.
So since you ladies are so hot,
I'm gonna give you something to cool you down.
- Don't open it. - Ooh.
- Don't open it? - Not yet.
Thank you.
I like the box.
They're just a little, you know...
Ooh, fancy.
Am I getting a key, Jen?
[laughter]
Oh, Jen, it's so pretty.
Can we not open it? Because I'd really like to look at it.
No, no, no. Don't open it yet.
So I actually was bringing these to Vail
the day that I did not make it to Vail.
And it's important to me for you all to know
that I do care about each and every one of you.
And I know the last year and a half
has been difficult with me,
and I appreciate all of your support.
You can open it.
[indistinct conversations]
Oh, it's a snowflake.
We designed snowflakes because every snowflake
is completely different.
Every snowflake is different, and every snowflake is fresh.
- I like that. - I think that's a good idea.
But there's six diamonds on, like, the actual chain
for the six of you,
and then I'm the big diamond in the middle, obviously.
- And the most unique. - [laughter]
Thank you, Jen. That's very kind.
Yeah, thank you very much.
Meredith is accepting the gift. I'm shocked.
She didn't even wanna come to the dinner.
♪♪♪
Enough of that. Let's do a toast.
Cheers to all of my little snowflakes.
That's for everyone.
I gotta run in the house for a second.
I wanna go back.
Wow.
Thanks, lady of service.
I can't do this. I'm freezing.
Where's Mary going?
She said she wanted to go inside and get warm.
And then Whitney asked her if she could bring some blankets
when she comes back, and she said no.
- Oh. [laughs] - She did?
I don't really care if she comes back...
What's there to be upset about?
because she's being kind of a buzz kill, honestly.
She was a little like that at the spa, too, so...
- She was-- - She was a little bit of a...
Yeah, because Meredith asked how was my husband,
how was my kids and, you know, I thought it was very nice
asking my family how we were doing,
then Meredith asked about Robert, and she was like,
"Oh, I don't wanna talk about it. This is personal.
I don't really know her," which is me.
- What's personal? - Her family.
Like, oh, okay, that's fine. I'm not gonna...
And I, like, well, you apo-- Well, to me, I feel like
you apologized, I thought you wanted to get to know me more.
So that's why it caught me off-guard when she said that.
- Yeah, she did apologize to you. - It's okay.
- So I would think that, too. - Yeah.
♪♪♪
I can understand why she would feel uncomfortable.
- Why? - I probably...
Well, because they don't know each other all that well,
and Jennie was talking about some personal things
that we had talked about previously.
I was opening up. I wanna share some things.
- I'm just gonna grab that. - I'm kind of reaching out.
You know? It's like every time I didn't talk--
Well, I think she felt like you were talking, too,
which obviously you were,
because you don't know her all that well.
- Mm-hmm. - If you were one-on-one
with Mary, that conversation would've never come up.
Because she...
Yeah. I don't think the apology was sincere.
See, you apologize, don't do it again.
I don't like being in the cycle of abuse.
You guys, it looks like she's walking back,
so you guys can speak directly to her
and let her speak for herself. - Yeah.
♪♪♪
I don't like being in a cycle of abuse.
You guys, looks like she's walking back.
- That's okay. - So you guys can speak
directly to her. - Yeah.
You guys got a blanket? What's this?
Yeah.
- Are you warm? Are you okay? - Yeah. I'm sweating.
- Warm-hearted. - You know, out here,
the summer desert is, like, hot.
[laughter]
- Thank you. - Ah! Rheanna.
- Oh, put it on this charger? - Wow.
- Delicious. I'm excited. - Oh, those look amazing.
- Thank you. - Good.
- So, Jennie... - Yes, ma'am.
You know, I just wanna get to the bottom of, like...
what you were saying earlier,
'cause we stopped talking about it.
We should continue because I don't feel right.
Mary, do you like Jennie?
No.
But you don't have to be rude to me, though.
I'm not trying to be rude to you.
I personally think you're rude.
- Like, that's just me. - How am I rude? How am I rude?
Just the way you blurt out things.
You need to toughen up, sweetheart.
Okay, can we stop and have some fun?
Shut the [bleep] up and let's go!
Don't ever use that word with me, you...
- I did not talk about you. - Mary is so full of sh--!
- I sure did. Jen-- - You talk about this
as much we did. Don't lie, Mary.
Well, I think you're very rude, to me because--
Well, I didn't ask you. I don't really care. I'm--
Oh, you don't care that you're rude to me.
I didn't ask your opinion. I don't care.
No, no, opinion or not, it is a fact.
- [scoffs] - You are rude to me.
Ask anybody here. They see it.
Is she rude to me? Just be honest.
- You can say it. - I mean, whenever--
Whenever she started talking, you kind of walked
out of the kitchen, you said, "I'm not interested
in anything she has to say." - [burps]
That was uncomfortable 'cause we're all friends and moms,
and you know, her husband pitched in for the trip, too.
What do you mean her husband pit--
You mean her husband pitched in, too? What does that mean?
- Paid for the trip. - Yeah.
'Cause you don't have one, so what does that--
What's that got to do with anything?
[chuckles]
- Why would you say that, Mary? - Well, 'cause I want to.
You think I'm under the impression
that I have a husband?
No, I'm just saying why would you mention her husband?
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[bleep] you, Mary Cosby.
Who's your husband? It's your step-granddaddy.
I'm gonna sit back and drink my margarita
and leave this--leave this to everyone else to discuss,
'cause I already said this a year ago.
- Relax. Relax. - I'm not gonna relax.
Yeah, relax. Don't--I--
You don't need to say mean things to me.
You have an issue with me, though.
- No, I don't. - Yes, you do. Yeah, you do.
I'm just sitting here talking.
[coughs]
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What happened between last night and today
and this morning in spa, because--
Well, her apology's not sincere. I'm just letting you know that.
You're just gonna have to live with it, then,
'cause I'm not doing any more than that.
What is your problem with me?
I don't have a problem with you.
- Yes, you do. Yes, you do. - I don't wanna know you.
- I don't really care. - Meredith, that's not kind.
That's not kind. Like, I don't want her to feel bad.
I don't want her to feel bad. Her, me, you, or Jennie.
- It's not kind. - What is it you want from me?
No, I'm just saying, we need to point it out.
Well, then treat everybody the same, Lisa.
Stick up for her and do the same for me.
Like, be consistent.
What just triggered you just right now?
I'm just saying, like, be consistent.
'Cause you weren't consistent with me.
Don't roll your eyes and don't do that.
This is not getting turned on me.
I'm a great friend to everybody here.
Oh, you're a great friend to me
when all the accusations weren't public?
Yes, I was a good friend to you and I still am a good friend.
- So not calling me? - I'm authentic, Jen.
This is, like, crazy.
This isn't about me and you right now,
so I don't know where we're going--this direction.
It's okay, it's okay, this is not about you.
Who is there for ----ing me? Because nobody is there for me!
- I was, Lisa. - You know what, Jen?
And I have been your friend, too.
This is not getting turned on me. I'm sorry.
This is not about me.
You know what? It's like...
Right now I'm at my breaking point.
I have been nothing but a good and loyal friend
to both Meredith and Jen, but I am so sick
of emotionally coddling two grown women
that have issues that they will not resolve,
and I'm sick of it becoming a problem for me.
Jen is triggered. Let her have her moment.
No, no, no, because of my friendship with you.
It's like I'm constantly like,
do I have to choose one or the other? I'm not choosing.
- I'm being nice to everybody. - Then do what you wanna do.
I do not understand where Lisa Barlow is coming from.
She doesn't stand up for me.
What kind of support do you want?
- I'm not choosing. - I'm being nice to everybody.
No, I've never told you to do anything.
No, I'm saying because she's--
She's thinking I'm a double standard
because I just stuck up for her,
and she wants me to stick up for her. That's what it is.
- You are. - I am not, Mary.
- I'm kind to everyone. - No, you're not.
Mary, you're fake as [bleep]. That's what you are.
You're fake. You say you're sorry all the time,
and then you do the same thing over,
and it's this cycle of abuse. I'm out of that cycle.
You can say whatever you want. Doesn't mean anything.
And you're real? You don't even know how to be real.
- You wasn't taught. - You don't know what's real.
- Everything about's you fake. - Let's not go there.
You're still eating candy.
Mary, don't worry about my diet.
- Don't worry about my diet. - It's who you are.
I'm not interested in what you think about my diet.
You live in a lie. You live in a bubble.
- Your whole life is fake. - Do not go there.
You live at Taco Bell, for crying out loud.
Oh, my God.
What's wrong with eating at Taco Bell?!
You raised these kids on Taco Bell.
- I love Taco Bell! [laughs] - Who does that?
I love Taco Bell, and I also love fine dining,
and I think that-- - Yeah, well, your kids
and yourself and your husband needs nutrients
I think the love of fast food just shows she's not--
She has no depth.
She doesn't really look at the importance of life.
Just saying.
Meredith, is this okay? She's so nice. She's so nice.
She's kind. [laughs]
Your own self said no one's here for you,
and then you turn to me to stand up for you.
I'm--I don't need you to stand up for me.
- I've been doing that, so... - I don't need for you
to stand up for me. I got it, though.
- Lisa, stop constantly lying. - Mary, guess what?
You're the biggest liar I've ever met.
Mary, Mary, let's talk about what's real.
You are fake in everything you do.
There is--everything about you is fake.
I was told anything you do--
Lisa, you need to work on yourself.
Your apologies are fake. Your church is fake.
The way you treat people is fake. It's all fake.
You need to work on yourself.
Lisa Barlow is an amazing human being.
Mary, I am authentic. I am real.
- [sighs] - Everything I say I own, I own.
Let's go look up your stuff. Let's go look up Mary Cosby.
What stuff? You don't even know me.
Girl, go somewhere. You called somebody from my church.
"Why is Mary... What's Mary..." Lisa, back up
and--and--and meet your high standards
that don't nobody know what they are, because--
Yes, let's talk about my character,
because that's where you can't call it to question.
- Yours is a little different. - I don't care what you think.
My whole congregation don't even like you.
I can't even invite you to my church.
You don't even have a congregation.
They're all leaving because they don't understand...
- Do I have a congregation? - what they're even praying to
or who they're praying to. Let's not go there.
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Do I have a congregation, Whitney?
You was at my church. You saw them.
- Yeah, I did. - And you will never come.
Mary, I'm not interested in going to your church.
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You will never come.
Mary, I'm not interested in going to your church.
I don't invite the Devil to my church. [laughs]
- Everything you say is a lie. - Okay.
I'm done with this.
Jen, where are you at? I need you to get this little--
This little chihuahua out of here. [imitates yapping]
- Happy Cinco de Mayo! - de Mayo!
[under breath] Oh, my God. I'm not doing this tonight.
♪♪♪
Here she comes.
Hey, welcome back.
Jen, listen, I know Lisa hurt you,
but she's trying to show up for you now. She really is.
You've been hurt, and we could have shown up better,
but we're showing up now. I think that's fair.
- It's not about me. Let's just-- - Listen, you know what?
It is about you. It's about Mary, you, Jennie, Heather,
Whitney, me, and Meredith. It's about all of us.
I mean, I am concerned how we're gonna navigate this.
What's really clear--you aren't really interested
in being friends with Jennie.
I don't think it's something you need to be concerned about.
- I really don't. - Well, I am.
Just say it, Mary. Don't mumble.
If you have something to say to me, say it to me.
I don't know. You just get on my nerves.
Oh, then leave. If I get on your nerves, then leave.
Because you get on everybody's nerve.
[imitates yapping]
Yeah, you know what? You're a woman of God? Don't do that.
What are you a woman of? What are you a woman of?
I didn't claim to be a woman of God.
- It's a good thing you don't. - I claim to be a mom...
- Good. - as you, okay?
- Yeah. - So I don't go...
[imitates yapping] like the way you do.
- You don't even know me. - I don't care to know you.
And you don't even know me at all.
And then you go back and tell Jen about Meredith.
- So how is that anything-- - You're asking me
why I don't like you. You're a mess.
- I don't like you either! - Good.
Because I don't like the way you behave.
I don't like the way you talk.
I don't like the way you treat my friends.
- I don't like doing this. Like-- - Mary, the point is
is that it's really complicated and confusing
when you have a church and you treat us this way.
[sighs]
- Doesn't God love everyone? - Yeah, He does.
That's what doesn't make sense, Mary, is when you're saying
that you run a church-- - You guys can go to Jesus,
the church, the woman of God. You can do all that.
- Mary. Mary. - That isn't about me.
The way you're on that pole upside down,
you should never try to call me out on who I am.
Yeah, God taught me how to do that.
You have a church. You have a congregation.
Okay, Whitney. Thank you.
And you're telling us we don't matter.
- Everyone matters to God. - I can't take you guys.
This is too much.
What, so because I'm a woman of God,
she's allowed to disrespect me,
and I'm not allowed to take up for myself and respond?
What do you mean?
We're all God's creatures, right?
So I don't know why I have to be held to a higher standard.
They're not nice to me. They're really not.
I am saying, you have a church.
- Thank you, Whitney. - Okay, I got it.
You said it three times. I understood it. Can we move on?
No.
'Cause you don't wanna be friends with Jennie,
and she's my friend, and I don't know how to be here...
It's okay. Don't worry about it, then.
with someone who doesn't wanna be friends with...
- Okay, let's-- - I don't understand
why you don't wanna be friends with Jennie.
And I'm gonna use...
Mary, what you said is important.
- What was she saying? - 'Cause it's honest.
So say it so everybody can hear.
- I wanna hear. I didn't hear it. - Which part?
You don't feel like we are real friends, right?
I don't, none of us, no. Not outside of Meredith.
Why only with Meredith?
I say Meredith because when we're together
we don't talk about them.
We have nothing rude to say about any of these girls.
I have a question, Meredith,
'cause you exude leading with love and kindness.
- Thank you. - But she does not.
So can you help me understand?
'Cause you have a friend of 10 years here.
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Everybody has a different dynamic.
If I think that Mary's doing something wrong, I tell her.
You sat here and you heard her say
that she doesn't wanna be her friend. She doesn't matter.
Do I think that's a nice thing to say? No, I don't.
- Then stand up. - But everybody is entitled
to say what they want to be friends with someone or don't.
That's okay.
This is so upsetting to me because you turn a blind eye
to the way everybody treats me, but one word about Mary,
and you're, like, ready to defend her at all costs.
That's kind of jerky, you know, like...
Stop being so judgmental. You're so perfect.
Don't say that, Mary. That is not what I'm saying.
Well, I think you matter, and you matter to me, okay?
But I can't speak for somebody else.
I don't control what anyone else does.
That being said, I do wanna apologize to everyone
for screaming and yelling and acting
like a complete lunatic yesterday.
I was hurt and I reacted, and I am sorry.
You know, no matter what Mary does, Meredith has her back.
That's what I want from my friendship with Meredith.
You don't have to speak for me. Just have my back.
Lisa had reason to... suspect to us that...
the memorial did not happen.
Did you have a memorial with your father?
I'm not even warranting that with an answer, Whitney.
Do not even go here with me.
It's gonna go very ugly very fast.
♪♪♪
- It's not how-- - None of your ----ing business.
♪♪♪
- Meredith... - This is my father. Stop it!
I'm not trying to disrespect you.
Yes, I did, Whitney!
- Okay, that's all I wanted. - Yes.
I think I've had enough. Good night.
Meredith, no, I'm not trying to disrespect you, Meredith.
I am finished. No, you didn't get it yesterday.
- Don't talk about my family! - I'm not talking
about your family. - Done. My dead father? No.
- I'm asking you. - No. And no. Goodbye.
♪♪♪
That's horrible.
- Why? - I mean, what the [bleep]?