Previously on "the real housewives of salt lake city"..
We're giving you guys a gift for mother's day
to go down to zion.
John has booked us a villa for you.
So where is mary and meredith?
Did meredith say why she was flying?
She's being, like, vague about it.
Jennie tells me meredith hired a ----ing private investigator,
and no one says anything?
You treat meredith differently than you treat me
and everyone else.
I'm shutting the [bleep] down right now! I can't ----ing--
then talk to your friend like this!
-Get out of my ----ing face! -Talk to your friend like this!
-Come on, come! -As you walk the labyrinth,
release what doesn't serve you anymore,
and then you'll be open to whatever the universe
wants to provide for you.
I just want clarification on what the investigator was for.
Threats against my family.
Okay, so wait, you guys think it's me?
-The investigator did say... -I think it was the whole night.
...With 90% certainty he thought it was you.
-I think it was a combination... -I swear to god,
if you have anything to do with the bullsh-- charges
against me... --Stay out of my--
-...You're disgusting! -Can I...
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oh, but you can scream and point at me and accuse me...
Really?!
...Of doing something to your family?!
I didn't get up into your chair, did I? Bye, jen!
Accused by you and your ----ing family...
-I will disengage, sweetie! -...For how many times?
You traumatized us for two years! Goodbye!
Oh, my god! You're ----ing fraudulent for how many--
you lived...10 lived lies.
Who's calling who a fraud? Love you, baby. Bye.
I have never done anything to her or her family,
and you guys know it!
-I haven't! -[laughs]
-you keep laughing, meredith. -Really, jen?
-Yes! -I'll pull up the texts.
I'll pull up all the sh--, really.
I'll pull up all the texts. I didn't do anything to you!
This whole trip started with the van ride from hell,
which meredith and mary conveniently missed once again.
Mary cosby and meredith ----ing did something!
Do you ----ing understand that?
Which led to the dinner table of horrors.
I would like to know, meredith,
why you hired a private investigator.
-I'm done. -You're ----ing disgusting!
I'm not revolting like you.
Which then led to a beautiful display of storming outs
and storming back.
Jen, I just said to leave me alone,
and for whatever reason, you can't.
I did nothing to you, meredith!
You wanna talk about it, honey?
I am trying to be kind, and you keep going.
No, because I'm hurt! Why would you go--
why would you bring up this stuff?
Why would you say-- a private investigator on this?
I'm telling the truth, jen.
I said the investigator told me with 90% certainty
that he thought it was you.
That is it.
I didn't say you did it. I don't know if you did it.
-Jen-- -well, you told me when you met,
you said meredith hired a private investigator.
That's why I brought it up tonight.
I brought it up because it was brought up in vail.
I never said you did anything.
What the hell just happened?
Did meredith just put some kind of spell on jen or something?
Now she turned this whole private investigator sh--
from meredith to me like I did something wrong.
You guys are so...
What kind of spell did she put on jen?
I would like someone to put that spell on me
so I could change my mindset about mary.
She brought it up to me,
and that's why I brought it up to you.
Jen, can you stop yelling at me?
-And now she's saying no. -I'm sorry.
Can you stop yelling?
I've been very kind to you,
and you have not been kind to me.
You clearly still wanna hurt me.
-No, I don't, meredith! -Oh, really?
-No. -You were just yelling at me.
And you said very nasty things. You think I didn't hear?
Then why didn't you come on the bus?!
Why do you consistently make me feel like this?!
I talked to brooks! I talked to you and seth!
-Jen, jen... -What else can I do?!
There's a lot more, and I am a kind enough soul
not to bring it all up because it's not gonna end well.
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I do think I know what meredith is talking about.
Meredith thinks that jen may have hooked up with the man
that meredith was seeing when she was separated from seth.
I've asked meredith about this before.
I heard that she actually was the one that had a relationship
with the guy that she gaslighted you with.
I do know that she has done some very, um,
questionable things to try to dig dirt
on every single one of us.
But of course, I didn't get a clear answer,
because meredith is like the queen of just, like,
skimming over the question she doesn't wanna answer.
The fact that you were not on the van today
and you were not on the van in vail,
it looks like you may have had something
to do with the fact that jen was indicted.
Oh, god. Okay, great. Think it. It's a ----ing joke. [laughs]
I'm not making that accusation,
but that's what we were talking about, okay?
I'm sorry. I have to laugh. That's a joke.
If that's what you all believe, goodbye.
These aren't my friends. I'm out. Bye!
-Please, meredith, sit down. -No. That's a joke.
That is not what I said I believe.
-Oh, my god. I'm out. -Meredith!
Ugh! Now I have to chase.
Go call the fbi. They'll tell you.
Meredith, that is what was ---ing talked about on the van.
Yeah, I'm done. Those aren't my friends. I'm out.
-Look at me. -But I am going home...
That is what was talked about on the van.
-...To people who love me. -So look at me.
Yeah, I'm out. That's a revolting accusation.
I have not made that accusation.
I have nothing to do with her arrest.
I have nothing to do with anything.
I...But... I'm telling you what has been said.
I'm done. I'm disgusted.
-No. -I am disgusted.
Don't--whitney, I'm finished. This is it.
I said that 'cause no one else is willing to ----ing say it.
-Thank you. -Did you say that?
I appreciate what you're saying.
I don't know what I believe! I wanna hear your side of it!
Why don't you know? Is meredith--
-I wanna know-- -I have nothing to do
with jennifer shah's arrest! -Stay right here, meredith.
-Oh, please. This is nonsense. -And tell me this.
Why weren't you and you on the bus today?
-I'm so done. I'm leaving. -You don't go around
saying something like that and you're seeing something else.
Then help me understand.
You can't say something like that.
Why weren't you on the bus today?
That she's the reason?
She's the reason for her indictment?
-No! That's! That's-- -with her livelihood
for the last nine years? -Meredith!
Jen, I don't know what you're going through.
Thank you so much for being there for me today.
Listen, I can't fathom what you're going through,
and I'm sure it's awful and devastating,
and it's unnerving and stressful and hard on you and your family.
I'm sure of that. I'm sure.
And I don't wanna add any more to it.
I don't wanna be a part of that.
There was a lot of stuff said in vail,
and I was processing it all,
and meredith was very upset with me.
Meredith was upset with you because of what?
She's upset with me because she said something like
she felt like I was not there for her 100%.
Oh, okay. You weren't there for her.
Was she there for you 100%, lisa?
Was she?
[voice breaking] I could've used a little more.
Was she? Say yes or no.
-Like, I just literally-- -stop. Just say yes or no.
-But I just think-- -say yes or no.
These are not my friends! I'll say that, you know what?
-Okay. Yeah, go say that. -That's it.
Just go say why you weren't on the bus.
[bleep] that. I mean, the nerve!
For me, for me, I have been trying very hard to be--
I-I don't wanna hear anything. I am just saying,
if you guys think that I'm feeding evidence to the fbi or--
-that's what they're--they are-- -that's ----ing insane.
I feel like every time I'm around you guys,
I'm being attacked,
and I have done nothing but be honest with everybody.
And I would not feed information on somebody.
I don't have information to feed.
This makes absolutely no sense. Like...
I didn't ride in the van with you guys,
so now I suddenly fed the fbi all this information on jen?
I'm so flattered that these women think I'm more powerful
than the fbi, but I think they could find
jennifer shah without my help.
Who is alleging
that I'm turning information in to the fbi on jen?
-No one said that. -I--no one said that.
-Who said it? -I didn't say that.
-No, no, no. -Yes, you did!
Everyone's trying to cover their own asses
because I feel like everyone
said horrible, mean things about me,
then when jen shah shows up, everyone's backtracking.
Because it's like, "oh, sh--, jen's still here.
Oh, wait. I thought she was in rikers island."
no, surprise. I'm still here.
You know what, ladies? I'm out. Have a good night. Enjoy.
-This is bullsh--. -That's what you ----ing said.
-Then she just clarified it! -Listen, jen, jen, jen--
then tell her you're sorry for ----ing it up!
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coming up...
Spew your lies about me. Go. Have fun.
-I don't wanna be on the end. -[giggles] you know what?
That's what you ----ing said.
-Then she just clarified it! -Listen, jen, jen, jen--
then tell her you're sorry for ----ing it up!
-How did I [bleep] up? -[scoffs]
don't chuckle, mary. I didn't say anything about you.
No, mary actually has my back right now!
Okay. Then she can have your back.
No, because you are--
no, I am trying to be your friend!
You came to me!
-I was honest with you! -I was trying to see--
you told me she said all this sh-- about me!
You know, I don't lie! I told you everything.
-You guys, the bottom line is-- -I did not lie!
The bottom line is I agree.
Meredith knows a lot of information.
You just said it. You just said it.
We all just said it. That's it. It wasn't an accusation.
It wasn't saying that she did anything to hurt you
or call anybody else.
Tell your ----ing friend jennie right there. I'm out.
-Jen, you're being violent. -She was--you know what?
-You know what, jen? -Get the [bleep] out of my face.
I'm so ----ing sick of your ----ing lies.
-Okay, I didn't lie, so-- -you're a ----ing liar, lisa.
You know what, jen? I'm gonna let you go.
-I'm not chasing you. -Good.
-I'm not a liar. -I didn't ask you to chase me,
you ----ing liar! -I'm not a liar,
and I'm walking away right now because you're not healthy.
This is, like, crazy town, honey.
Are you, like, okay? Are you, like, mentally okay?
Um...I'm not in a very good space, but I'm okay.
The girls on the bus apparently are saying that I--
I turned jen in to the fbi. This is a 9-year investigation.
Do you think I had anything to do with it?
How would I know?
[laughing] but I didn't is the point.
I'm, like, sleeping with the enemy tonight.
I don't know. I'm done. You know me.
No, it's disgusting.
She's now saying I'm a liar? What the [bleep] did I do?
-I didn't do anything wrong. -Jennie nguyen does not--
does not deserve this. Where is she right now?
-She does not-- -jennie ran.
She does not--jennie is a nice, good person.
I know, but like I don't deserve this either so I'm gonna maybe--
so you just don't even see what she just did? I don't--okay.
-The key is... -Mm-hmm. Tell me, baby.
She has enough information on jen that she knows something.
But...But, listen,
none of this makes sense because no one's telling the truth.
I am not going to assume responsibility
for their relationship, and that's what has happened.
I am responsible--
I don't think anyone's asking you to assume
responsibility for their relationship.
I think jen is questioning her relationship with you,
and meredith is questioning your relationship with jen.
Well, I'm questioning my relationship with both of 'em.
-You two are on the same team. -Or mary, and I said because--
these are no teams. We're all just friends.
-This--no, no, no. -That's the bottom line.
The team is us.
-This is just--where's jennie? -It's...
All right, well, yeah, everyone, go home.
-Lisa. -I'm gonna sit here in silence.
Are you okay?
I'm fine. I got myself. I'm good.
No, lisa, we're on the same team.
We're women. We're mothers.
We are ambassadors of our own life.
That's for sure.
These are not my friends.
I need to wipe the whole circle out, bottom line.
You have a good night's rest
and reassess the situation in the morning.
I really think you should do that.
I'm not sure I-- anyway, jen is standing here.
I think she wants to say something to me.
So I love you, honey.
Love you. Good night.
Can we talk without...
8,000 people interjecting that I called the fbi on you?
No, I did not.
I didn't think that you did...
[voice breaking] but I just wanna ask you, like,
did you know what was gonna go down that day?
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of course not.
How could I have known what was going down that day?
I have no idea. That's why I'm asking.
Like, how could I?
And then you didn't show up on the bus, so then I'm like,
is that why you're not here on the bus?
Like, 'cause you think all this...
No, do you see what's coming at me down there?
It's not just you. It's all of it.
That's why I wasn't on the bus.
There is so much tension. I just didn't wanna subject myself
to five hours where I couldn't escape.
-[cries] I'm... -I have been very honest.
I have an immense amount of compassion for you,
and I don't-- -no, thank you, because--
I don't wanna see your family suffer.
I don't wanna see anybody suffer ever.
I want to believe meredith because I believed meredith.
I did. I believed meredith.
I would have never thought she would do this.
But if she truly had anything to do with calling the feds,
that is completely disgusting, 'cause not only
are the allegations false, you are taking something
that will hurt my family for years and hurt me.
-I know. It's all right. -I just--
I can't take any more. I can't take any more.
-[crying] -I know you can't.
If we're gonna be friends, at some point,
everyone has to come together and get along.
And I feel like this is like a start.
It's gonna take a minute for her to forgive jen.
Give meredith five years. It might--
something might start brewing.
[sighs heavily]
maybe four years.
Is today the first day we got here?
We have three more days to go.
[laughter]
coming up...
Meredith was, like, very upset,
felt like she'd been totally violated.
There's a lot of interpretation.
I don't even care.
I thought you wanted to be peaceful.
-I care about what matters. -Jennie matters.
You will accept it.
♪♪♪
well...Good morning.
[birds chirping]
you all can spew lies about me all day and night!
Do not bring my sister or my father into it.
Last night, around 3 in the morning,
lisa came into my room and told me
that all of the women were speculating
that I had lied about my father's memorial
because I didn't wanna get on the bus ride with everybody
because I was the one who had turned jen in to the fbi.
My family is off-limits. Is that clear?!
-Wait. Is someone yelling? -Yeah.
Spew your lies about me! Go! Have fun!
I don't want to. No. I'm dead asleep. Sorry.
And I just--I made eye contact with her,
and I was like all...
Whitney.
Here. Scoot over. Scares me.
I don't want that giant pitcher next to me.
-I won't spill it. -Oh, my god.
I don't wanna be on this end, you guys.
I don't wanna be on this end. Aah! My god.
You know what? Maybe I just need to go upstairs
and call the cia on somebody.
I'm sorry. I'm busy now. I can't talk.
Sh--.
Oh, really?
She likes you now?
No, I don't know. I think I dreamed it.
I don't really know what happened.
-I'm done. I'm finished. -Meredith, what just happened?
What happened? I woke up to reality.
My father's memorial wasn't a real memorial.
-"why did she go?" I avoid-- -nobody said that.
Nobody said there wasn't a real memorial.
My father died so I couldn't go in a ----ing sprinter van?!
Okay, wait, I never--nobody said it was a fake memorial.
Nobody said that.
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna definitely hang in the kitchen.
This is...Complete insanity,
and it's absolutely repugnant,
and I am so disgusted with these women right now.
What can I do to make this better?
Like, seriously, what can make this better?
Nobody---nobody said there was a fake memorial.
Stay away from my family, everybody.
Meredith, meredith, it was in context
to why you weren't on the van the first time.
It had nothing to do with that.
What is she doing right now? This is unbelievable.
You know, I was in her room consoling her the night before,
and then she's like, "did anyone talk about me on the van?"
well, she missed the first trip because of her dad's memorial.
But do you think that's true, though?
Do you guys think that's the truth?
When you called her, you were like,
"she's in the middle of her memorial."
she was in the middle of something. I don't know.
None of us really know.
I think she woke up, and meredith was like,
"they're talking about my dad's memorial"
and conflated what was said at dinner with what I said,
combined the two.
I honestly am like, wow. She just flipped this.
Why don't we talk about this instead of, like,
it turning into, like-- -why? Because last night,
I told my "friends" at the table that I was not in a place
to have that conversation, and no one could stop
poking and prodding at me until I lost it.
I'm gonna make the huevos rancheros tomorrow.
I'm gonna see if meredith wants some.
-Lord have mercy. -Take it to meredith, yes.
I don't know who has the problem,
but there's a lot of conversation going on
behind my back.
-You want an omelet? -No, thank you, honey.
I brought it up here for you.
Thank you, but I'm okay. I'm okay. I can't eat right now.
-I'm good, mary. -Thank you, though.
What?
I don't have the stomach for it.
-No. -I appreciate it.
Hey, mary, can I finish with meredith, please,
for a second? Just for a few minutes, please?
♪♪♪
sure.
♪♪♪
well, it's nice to see you calm down.
All right.
-Thank you, honey. -Bye.
♪♪♪
[utensil clicking]
do you have hostility toward me? 'cause I don't.
-I feel like I've been grace-- -yes, because I feel like
you've been hostile towards me, and it's making me angry.
I'll be honest.
Meredith, are you kidding me right now?
I feel like you've had growing hostility for me
since the end of last summer.
I'm totally shocked right now.
I have been your punching bag from shabbat dinner...
I feel like she's been mistreated, too.
She has gone on an unwarranted vendetta
against my family. -Okay, can we--
I have not done anything to jennifer shah.
...To ice fishing.
No, I can't listen to the projecting, deflecting,
and lying anymore. -Okay, I'm--
pho luncheon.
Why are you doing this?
She traumatized my family for two years,
and I'm listening about traumatic?
I'm not interested.
Every single time we're together,
I'm having her take out her microaggressions on me,
and I have hostility?
Oh, my god. This is, like, ----ing nuts.
I feel like every time we've sat down to have a conversation,
it turns into this very hostile situation
where we're getting very angry and speaking to each other
in a way that is not nice.
Meredith, meredith?
-I'm gonna give you space. -Thank you.
When you're ready to talk, let's talk.
Yeah, I'm pretty angry. But thank you.
I appreciate the offer.
Okay, okay, she's furious. Meredith's furious.
-So what did I miss, heather? -I guess lisa went with meredith
and had a conversation with meredith
and told her that we were speculating on the party bus
that her--the memorial for her dad was fake.
Okay.
Here we go again, lisa barlow,
trying to get ahead of the story,
control the narrative, spin the truth
to cover your tracks.
It was brought up, but I don't think we said it was fake.
We're like, "is it true?
It's a lot of interpretation. So therefore it's like--
is it when jennie talks that you're mad?
I can't. Mnh-mnh. I can't do that.
What? I can't talk?
Seems like you're completely dismissing her.
-Why? -'cause I don't, heather.
That's not acceptable. If she's our friend,
we're on a girls' trip-- -it is for me,
and it will be, and you will accept it. I didn't--
I don't even care.
I thought you just wanted to be peaceful and--
-I care about what matters. -Oh!
-I think jennie matters. -I don't matter.
Not to me.
I don't care if you care I matter or not. You can go.
Mary thinks she's in upper class, and I'm down here,
so she's treating me like one of her workers at home,
like, "you don't matter. You can't speak."
it's like [bleep] you.
If you don't want to listen, get the hell out.
-Hey. What's up? -Nothing.
-You want an omelet? -No.
So I need to understand.
Who was speculating that I formulated a memorial
for my father to avoid riding on a sprinter van?
'cause that is the most absurd, malicious statement
I have ever heard in my life, so please clarify,
because I need to know who my friends are and are not.
Well, I didn't.
I think we should drop it.
Can we just go to slot canyon and be one with mother earth?
-Let's go. -Yes, let's just change, yes.
Your husbands sent me out here to make sure
that you bitches have fun.
So let's go do this.
I know exactly what I'm giving these men for father's day,
and it's gonna be something equally as horrific
as what they've gifted us.
We all have to show up
and kind of just be vulnerable with each other
and just enjoy what we're doing here.
And no more lines in the sand,
because that's why we're in this situation.
♪♪♪
at this point, I'm pretty upset with lisa
about the things that were said.
But I am here. My husband sent me this as a mother's day gift.
So I'm going to do my best to let all of this go,
to just move forward, and have some fun.
Meredith, will you stay?
Meredith's staying. Meredith's staying
if she wants to keep me as a friend.
We're gonna connect with nature, and we're going to honor
the mothers within all of us.
Will you make sure she doesn't go home?
And I'll see you in a few minutes in your gear.
Coming up...
Great job.
Hey, you guys, if you get lost,
just look for the louis vuitton tread.
That's how I track all of my hikes.
♪♪♪
-hey, two big announcements. -Yes.
Meredith and mary are both coming..
-Whoo! -...On our excursions.
Second big announcement is... I found...
-[gasps] my nail? -...Your nail.
It is split in two, which begs the question...
-You're amazing. -...Which we all asked
this morning--what went on in that room last night?
'cause I found your nail in there.
-Do you have my nail glue? -Yes.
-Heather! -I'll go grab it.
Exhibit "a" for big announcement number one.
-Hiker. -Let's go get on the van.
Oh! My goodness, as if on cue. She willed it into the universe.
-I don't know about that. -Thank you.
-Here we go. -I turned it around.
We got mary.
♪♪♪
-let's do it. -Let's go.
-Thank you. -Yeah, no problem.
-Thank you. -You're welcome.
We're gonna hike. Thank you.
-Hello, beautiful ladies. -Hi!
-I'm emily. -Hi, emily.
Welcome to east zion resort.
We're so excited to have you guys here.
Thank you.
I'm gonna turn you over to these two awesome guys.
We are gonna be off-roading. We're gonna be in slot canyon.
We are gonna be swinging from ropes.
-Whoo! Yes! -Yes!
I will be right by your side the whole day.
-Let's go! -Let's go!
-Yeah, let's go! Let's go! -Let's have fun!
-This is serious. -Yes.
Better out there.
-We're gonna roll this thing! -No, we're not.
I don't wanna die a virgin.
I'd rather risk my life on an atv in the canyon
than the way I risked my life on a party bus just getting here.
You wanna go? Come on, come on!
-No, no, no, no. -Come on!
You wanna [bleep] me up? [bleep] me up!
At this point, I have nothing left to lose.
I've already faced death,
so now I just would like to have some fun.
We're ready to rock and roll.
-Whoo! -Let's do this!
Yeah!
Whoo!
Oh! No!
[laughs]
oh, please!
-Whoo! -Oh, yes.
Oh, my gosh!
We're climbing a mountain! It's amazing.
♪♪♪
I think my eyelashes flew away.
[laughs] that was, like, amazing, right?
Yeah, if facing death is amazing, sure.
-Can we do it again? -We didn't die today.
Not yet.
Okay, so we gotta suit up.
You can hold me by the shoulders.
Okay.
You're gonna lift one foot into here and let me gag it.
Okay, I'm gonna put that away.
So we're gonna start with a short hike down this hill.
[bird screeches]
and then we're going to work our way into the canyon.
On the way down, it's gonna be a little steep,
so just watch your step.
The course seems intimidating.
Like, is it a physical course or a--
there will be--there will be a cute guy at the bottom.
-Okay, enough said. -Enough said.
-And I am game, sir. -I'll be at the bottom.
All right, ladies, we ready?
-Yes! -[cheering]
yeah!
♪♪♪
I just don't wanna fall.
Great job.
Hey, you guys, if you get lost,
just look for the louis vuitton tread.
Yeah, that's how I track all of my hikes.
All right, this is a really...
-Ooh. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
-What happened? -Coming in hot.
-[laughs] -whoa, whoa.
We're gonna head down this direction--
this first obstacle.
Stand right here on this rock,
and you're gonna walk slowly off to your right.
-Okay. -Just like that.
-Okay. [gasps] -you're all right.
Leave your feet up high, and you'll have better traction.
Okay.
Just like that. Perfect.
-Really? -Well done.
There you go.
-There it is. -Perfect.
♪♪♪
there you go.
Listen, I lied about my weight on all of the intake forms.
-[laughs] -is that gonna be a problem?
-Not a problem. -Hot hand coming down.
Go, heather! Whoo!
Micah!
[cheering]
slot canyon is magnificent.
It's gorgeous. It's like a nice day,
and fortunately, nobody's cutting anyone else's rope
while they're rappelling...Yet.
♪♪♪
-amazing! -All right.
-It was so good. -I made it!
-Look how high. -Oh, my god.
-Ooh. -You're all right. Perfect.
Watch your hair. Watch your hair.
-My hair? -Yeah.
Now this is an area I grew up doing, being raised in utah,
I'm just in the moment, and I feel it.
[exhales deeply]
I feel a cleansing. I feel a type of surge of exercise
that got my blood flowing.
But... [sighs] I don't--
I just don't wanna look at heather's nipples.
[slide whistle plays]
♪♪♪
I just didn't wanna look at it. Just cover it up.
Put some covers. They have covers.
Good job.
-Whoo! -You got...
Go, whitney!
Let's give her power in our praises.
-Yay! -She's so appreciative.
Yay, whitney! Your ass looks amazing.
[laughs]
okay, now I got it.
♪♪♪
awesome.
♪♪♪
well done!
[cheering]
thank you!
Coming up...
I wanna apologize.
For me, I just shut the door on, like, new people in my life.
And I don't mean it personally. It would be anyone.
♪♪♪
oh, we're here.
♪♪♪
let's go, kids.
-Thank you. -Okay, let's go.
-My legs hurt. -I have to go to the spa.
I'm cooked.
That's a great day.
-I need an advil. -I got some.
Oh, my gosh. Where is my advil?
Okay.
I'm so fricking tired. How are we gonna rally?
We have to rally. It's up to us.
-All right, let's do this. -Let's rally.
Heather?
-We're going to club zion. -Dress to impress, girl.
-Hey, lisa barlow. -I'm going to the bathroom!
Okay, that's fine, but dress to impress.
We're going to the club.
-Jennie? -[rattling]
are you in the bathtub?
-[rattling continues] -okay, well, dress to impress.
-Club zion. -Don't wear your pajamas.
Dancers.
Mary? We have an announcement to make.
Dress to impress, 'cause we're going to the club.
-Meredith? Listen. -We have an announcement.
-Don't wear pajamas tonight. -We're going to club zion.
[laughs]
♪♪♪
100% I have glam with me.
I mean, I'm not going
to zion national park without glam.
You're welcome, everybody.
♪♪♪
[singsongy] what's for dinner, ms. Nguyen?
Lots of stuff. So I made reservation for dinner,
but we came back late, and so the restaurant
had to pack up our food...
-Okay. -...Because they closed at 9:30.
We have salad. We have cheesecake,
and then you guys have your stuff that you ordered.
Amazing. Okay.
-Let's set it up like a buffet. -Set it up--yeah.
[bell clanging]
dinner!
Kind of a buffet.
This looks awesome.
♪♪♪
what is this? Like a focaccia?
-It's a ciabatta. -It's a ciabatta?
-What do you think? -Right here.
-Go ahead at the table? -You wanna sit by me?
Yeah, I wanna sit across from you.
Okay.
You guys look wonderful. Everyone looks pretty.
-Meredith! -[singsongy] hello.
Oh... [laughs] hi. Gorgeous.
-You look beautiful. -You both look amazing.
-Mary, I love your hair. -Thank you.
-I love the whole look. -I love this vibe.
How's the chicken?
So good.
Ms. Shah has...
-We need her to join us. -Did she fall asleep,
or is she turning up in club shah?
Did everyone say their favorite part of the day yet?
-All of it. -I liked the atv ride.
I loved the experience of the 60 to 65-foot rappelling,
and I loved taking all the pictures with everybody.
-It was fun. -It was fun.
Meredith in the morning was so angry,
screaming at everybody,
and now seeing her at dinner, she's, like, happy, jolly.
What the hell did you just take upstairs?
Girl, I want some of that.
Hey, to you three, I have to tell you
I'm sorry about this morning.
My intention when I went into meredith's room
was not to upset her,
and I'm sorry that that came out that way.
There was no fake word ever used,
and I'm sorry about this morning.
Thank you, 'cause that was a really interesting way
to wake up. -Yeah.
And again to you,
I'm sorry for saying anything about your family.
-I love you. -Thank you.
We're all on the same team and page.
So I want to invite you to my vida event.
-When, tonight? -No, no, no.
-[laughter] -I was like, what?
-Mary's like, please, don't. -Oh, my goodness.
I feel like you'll appreciate
the fashion, modern take on the '80s.
We're finally getting invited to a vida event.
Didn't I invite you to that last year?
-No. -No.
-I'm sorry. -You didn't even talk to me
last year. -Oh.
-We've come a long w, lisa. -We have come a long way.
Can you send me a style guide so I don't get this wrong?
-Yes. -[laughter]
-[maracas rattling] -everybody, here we go.
-Jen shah! -[rattling]
I want you guys to get excited for tomorrow.
-Tonight and tomorrow. -Yes!
Jen, I wanna apologize to you today. Jennie.
Oh.
For I said that you don't matter.
-Okay. -Um...For me,
I just shut the door on, like,
opening people-- new people in my life,
and I don't mean it personally. It would be anyone.
I have anger issue.
For a whole year, I went to anger management
because I can't control my temper.
One night I keep throwing sh-- at my husband,
and I actually broke his ribs, and I was like, oh, sh--.
Okay, maybe I need to control my anger.
The first step in controlling my anger
is to forgive and to let go.
So for mary, I am gonna do that and make sure
that we get along when we are in the same room.
Thank you very much. I appreciate that.
I've gotta go check in with the bouncer
to make sure that he has everyone's name on the list.
All right. Count to 45 seconds, and then come downstairs.
-Let's do a toast. -Yes.
And let's toast to club zion. May we all turn up.
Okay.
-For-- -cheers!
Yes.
♪♪♪
-whoa. -Whoo!
-Welcome to our private club! -Where's the music?
The only reason I would go to a club,
dance with my girlfriends is to meet a man.
Whoo!
And this seems like there is not a prospect in sight.
It just feels like a futile effort.
Like, I don't wanna dance on a pole
unless I'm gonna get laid at the end of the night.
Bottle service!
-We have bottle service! -Whoo!
♪♪♪
whoo!
♪♪♪
lisa barlow's the entertainment!
[cheering]
whoo!
Whoo!
She's wild!
I'll help you down, too, jennie. [laughs]
okay.
You are not stuck up here by yourself.
We do not leave a man behind. [laughs] or a woman.
Or woman.
I'm happy that we're getting along for the most part.
We still have a lot of things to figure out,
but that's why this group does actually work,
even with the fighting, even with the drama,
even with the craziness.
We can have a good time...
At least for a night.
-Yeah! -Whoo!
-Now do a hair toss. -[cheers and laughter]
-like vogue. -[laughter]
whoo!
[cheering]
♪♪♪
♪ john barlow, you're her type ♪
-aah! -I just pulled something.
Whoo!
♪♪♪
[giggling]
you guys, go back to sleep. It's not time yet.
Wait. Let's get jen with the hair.
-Let's go wake jen up. -I'm allergic.
Jen shah.
Wait, are we in lisa's room?
Yes. [laughs]
what the hell happened last night?
I remember dancing and drinking.
I briefly remember going out to the hot tub.
But how the hell did I end up in bed with jen
and meredith in lisa's room?
What the [bleep] happened last night?
-Whit, did you change? -Who, me?
No, I...
No, I didn't know with whitney on bathing...
Oh, jen's lashes are everywhere.
Zion's club really turned up.
[laughter]
well, let's just put it this way. Don't do sleepovers.
When I go on girls' trips, I get my own room.
I don't share. I grew up sharing.
I'm not sharing as an adult.
But if they wanna crash in my room, and that means
we're not fighting anymore, I'm all in.
♪♪♪
why didn't you stay with me? You went to bed.
-Because I was dead tired. -I was, too.
All right, all right, wait. Stop right here.
Stop right there. I got the huevos rancheros.
Yes, mom. But we don't have more eggs.
Right here. I just found another container.
-Yeah. -Oh.
I found this sandwich you were eating last night.
That whitney was eating?
-Well... -Well, well, well.
Hello! Good morning.
Did you get mad that they knocked on your door?
I told them to, "stop. No, don't do that."
-what? -You did? Did you stop it?
Because it went on for hours.
Yeah, good morning.
Morning, mary.
-Yeah. -That's the right question.
-Why are you guys up? -Because we are also hungry.
It's all heather's fault.
[laughter]
I mean, when did this meredith marks join the party
is what I wanna know.
Was it when you brought the trifle dish down
as a wine glass? -You snooze, you lose.
It was all a dream. It was all a dream.
-No, mary remembers. -I remember everything.
-I just remember bathing suits. -A beautiful nightmare.
-Like, everybody in bikinis. -Ooh!
You guys, we told you, lisa's not allowed
around the ovens or the fridges or anything that has...
-That's right. -What are you getting, kit kats?
Of course.
No, thank you.
Jen, what time did you guys go to bed finally?
I didn't even think I drank that much then I remembered the wine.
-5? -Probably 5:30.
Shall I put a little cheese on the tortilla or no?
She slept in lisa's bed. I slept in...
You guys slept in the same bed?
No, she slept with lisa. I slept with jen.
-But in the same room. -Yeah.
Oh, my...
And when we were going to lisa's room,
she looks at me, and she goes,
"whatever you drank tonight, I want forever."
[laughter]
heather: This is the best girls' trip ever.
♪♪♪
next time on "the real housewives of salt lake city"..
This is a gallop.
This is a canter.
I knew she was already in aspen
having the memorial for her dad on Monday.
I think it was Tuesday morning.
Well, then she's lying to you, or she's lying to me.
Or she's lying to both of us,
and there was no memorial at all.
How about you, mary? Did you talk to robert?
That side of my life, I'm not comfortable talking about,
especially because I don't really know you like that.
-Nobody is there for me! -I was, lisa.
You know what, jen? And I have been your friend, too.
This is not getting turned on me. I'm sorry.
This is not about me.
And you're real? You don't even know how to be real.
-You wasn't taught-- -you don't know what's real.
Everything about you is fake. Let's not go there.
I mean, you're, like, you're still eating candy.
Is this okay? She's so nice. She's so nice. She's kind.
♪♪♪