[dramatic music]
[traffic whooshes]
[footsteps sloshing]
How's it goin'?
I'm just trying to find anything pink.
Milwaukee-esque.
Drag-esque. Wo-esque.
Oh yeah, when you first told me you were going to Milwaukee
in February, I was like, “Oh, you must hate these girls.”
[chuckles]
Trixie booked me to host a drag night
at her event in Milwaukee.
- Milwaukee? - Yeah.
I'm glad Heather put together the ropes course
'cause it brought us all together.
Shut up.
Shut me up.
Everything I've learned about you so far feels chaotic AF.
The fact that you've been a sh---- friend.
You're a sh-- friend. You're a sh-- friend.
And I feel the same.
I'm just glad we're all back.
Like, we can, we're in a place where we can go.
Good.
So, where are you guys going?
Whitney wants us all to come to Milwaukee.
This, like, set off 8,000 red flags.
You launched jewelry last year.
You launched bath this year after I said I was doing it.
The message I'm getting from you
is I don't want to be your friend.
Spend time with Heather and Lisa who are evolving with you.
To me, Whitney is like high school algebra.
Pay no attention to it.
[chuckling]
So, is the plane big enough for all of you
and all of the egos that are going on there?
- And all the fights? - And all the attitude?
I don't think so.
You were saying
terrible things about Whitney.
You were being two-faced to Lisa and me,
and like, two-faced to Whitney.
I didn't need Lisa to defend me
but I was pretty shocked she didn't.
If you wanna be friends, you have to give it another chance.
Do I take this bag?
Because it can be a peace sign.
Can also be...
I think that's very appropriate.
- Hey, Mary. - Hi.
I was calling you to let you know that I will be there.
Okay.
But I, I'm gonna really go by myself.
You know how I fly, Whitney.
Like, I know you got a private plane
and I know all 19 of you are gonna be on that plane.
And it becomes you know, flight 119.
What do you want me to tell 'em?
Tell 'em I'm there with them in spirit.
Like, they got their flight and I really got my own.
If it was anyone else, I'd give 'em a hard time.
Ah!
[dramatic music plays]
Don't play me. I've got the receipts,
proof, and the screenshots.
I'm known for my tub.
And this year, I am bathing in glory.
The only muted thing you'd find in my wardrobe
is my black card.
You may have been in a sorority, but I'm Greek for life, baby.
On my healing journey, I always travel first-class.
God it my shepherd, and you all look like sheep.
Tequila is my livelihood
and my lifestyle is always top-shelf.
[dramatic music continues]
- Hey. - Hi.
- How's it goin'? - How was your workout?
- Good. It was really good. - Good, good.
Looks like you're getting ready, huh?
You gotta see what I got.
Just in case we meet the Greek Freak.
You never know. Like, we're going to Milwaukee.
Where did you get those?
- I had 'em made. - Oh.
Do you like 'em?
Everyone's a fan of the Greek Freak so I could just wear these
on the streets of Milwaukee.
I think Giannis will see you.
You think Giannis will see me a mile away?
He'll see ya. Uh-huh.
So, how do you feel about the trip?
Uh, I'm excited.
- I think it'll be fun. - Yeah?
I mean, I'm like, packing the whole house
for two days but...
How do you feel about Lisa at this point?
Our lunch wasn't very productive.
Like, she walked out on the lunch.
You know what? If everyone wants to think
I'm a ----ing villain and a bitch and I'm self-centered,
I don't really care anymore.
I don't think everyone thinks that.
Hope we can continue the conversation.
Bye, Lisa.
We haven't spoke,
so I'm hoping we can find time to actually talk to each other.
But I have one little thing that's kind of weighing on me.
Britani, who you haven't met yet,
she's got this whole like,
on again, off again situation with her boyfriend.
But my brow girl was telling me
that he's like sending her DMs, and, and...
- Oh, man. - And commenting in her DMs,
and wanting her to call him.
My brow girl tells me that she is getting
overly friendly, flirtatious texts from Jared Osmond.
So, she asked me like, are they together?
I could read you the DMs.
So, she had posted a, like a hot, little photo of herself
and he said, “Oh, you are so fun.”
And my friend said, “I actually am a little bit of a handful.”
And he said, “Do tell.” With a little tongue out emoji.
I mean is Britani-
maybe she's taking it more serious
than he is kind of a thing?
Sounds like she is.
And she's actually really sweet.
- Right. - So, I'm not sure if I should
say something and just like, give her a heads up.
Like I said, I just don't know her well enough
that I don't know if it's my place.
- Yeah. - So.
I feel really badly for Britani.
I know what it's like to have people
talk about your relationship.
The rumor is that Shawn likes to [bleep] other men.
[music pounds]
But Britani's clearly in love with Jared
and I don't wanna see her get hurt.
I do like her.
So, I mean, I think if the opportunity arises,
I'll say something.
- Right? I mean. - Yeah, I think you should.
Be a girl's girl and let her know.
Right, sure.
[upbeat music]
[music stops] [alarm blaring]
[music resumes]
Good morning!
How are you?
Oh my gosh, we're just waiting to take off.
Do you need help with anything?
No, you're good? Okay.
I am very hurt.
Lisa and I have been friends for years
but I left the ropes course feeling like
she did not have anything to say in my defense.
On our Wednesday drive with Lisa.
- Yep. - You were team ---ing Lisa.
And were saying horrible things about Whitney.
Bronwyn, you were snarky about it, too.
I was worried. I'm like, she didn't bounce, did she?
So, I feel very uncomfortable
to be going on a trip with friends through Lisa
and feeling like I'm not friends right now with Lisa.
[women chattering]
- Thank you. - Hi.
Good morning.
Meredith!
Bright and early.
- Yay! - Hi.
I didn't even know if Meredith was gonna make it.
But days before the trip, I get this text from Meredith.
“Hi Whitney, I moved some plans around to come to Milwaukee.”
Hi.
Thank you, Meredith.
- You gave them your bags? - Yeah.
Mary's gonna meet us, so let's go.
- All set - Let's do it. Milwaukee!
Salt Lake City's first private jet! Woo!
Hi, hello.
I normally have to take a Xannie on flights.
[women cheers]
We're off to a good start.
This is so cute here.
Woo!
- Thank you so much. - You're welcome.
[women chattering] Milli-waukee.
Do you see the tower, Heather?
I just, I don't know what to look at? I'm like, so excited.
Milli-waukee.
Milli-waukay.
I learned that when I watched “Wayne's World”
and Gene Simmons spoke of “Millewahque”.
[buzz] Wait.
I meant Alice Cooper.
[ding]
Honest mistake.
The Badger State. That's its nickname, The Badger State.
He also taught me that Mill-e-wahque means
“The good land” in Algonquin.
- Where are the mountains? - It's the plains!
[upbeat music]
I love Milwaukee.
It just kind of makes me think about my dad
because my dad is from Milwaukee
and he actually used to live like, a street away
from Jeffrey Dahmer.
And every time he would go to work, he would smell a smell.
And he always said, “Where's that smell coming from?”
And like, maybe like, a week later,
they arrested Jeffrey Dahmer.
He saw the whole thing go down.
I think he was just being nosy.
But he saw it.
[suitcases banging]
[playful music]
[dramatic music]
Ooh, this is nice.
[singing] Mary Cosby.
Mary Cosby.
[Mary chuckles]
Hello ladies, how are you?
- Good. I'm Whitney. - Hi. Whitney,
nice to finally see you in person.
Yes, you as well.
Yeah, thanks for coming in your guys.
Would you guys like to come in and I'll show up upstairs?
- Thank you. - Yes.
[elevator dings] [women chattering]
Oh, my gosh, wow!
[group gasping collectively]
Oh, and like, what a warm welcome.
Oh my gosh, you guys, it's so good.
Whitney, this is awesome!
There's nine rooms around the outside,
that you guys each will get your own room.
I like 405.
They're all amazing.
Ooh, this is nice.
I'm good.
So, everyone just grab a bite to eat.
This is so cute, I love it.
Meili, when was the last time you had a girls' trip?
The last one was between my third and fourth kid.
- And it was just to Disneyland. - And your fourth is how old?
He is almost two.
Meili and I have been friends for a little while now.
We've run in the same circles all the way back to college.
And we have so much fun together.
But she's so busy with work and kids
that she doesn't have a lot of time to hang out.
So, I'm glad that she could come to Milwaukee
because she's a badass, amazing woman.
How's Jack doing?
Health-wise, he's like,
fledgling a little bit.
I don't wanna get emotional.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - He loves...
- It's okay. I'm sorry. - Yeah. It's okay.
I'll bet you miss him like crazy.
- I can't talk about it. - It's okay, Lisa.
He's just having some health problems.
Oh, I'm sorry, Lisa.
Jack has been on his mission in Colombia
for about eight months.
And in the middle of the night, Jack woke up
and he had the worst pain in his stomach and he was like,
is it my appendix?
Is it- What's going on with me?
And he couldn't even stand up.
As a mom, it's like, the worst thing is to know your kid
is not doing well and you're not there.
I'll bet it's taking everything you have
not to fly down there, you know?
You can make exceptions with like,
health issues to all those rules, no?
They would have no problem. It's Jack.
I was resolute in the fact that I was going to Colombia,
but Jack said, “No, I don't want you coming.
I will figure this out by myself.”
- So tender. - It'll be okay.
I know. I don't mean to be emotional.
It'll be okay. That's so normal.
- No, but yesterday was rough. - Like, you're normal.
- You're human. - Yesterday was rough, so.
He's like, my first-born, he's my baby.
And just to have him going through so much
is really hard as a mom.
I am like such a ----ing mess.
I hate it. [chuckles sadly]
I just want him better. Like, you know.
- I'm praying for you, too. - Thank you.
- And I believe in it. - I appreciate that.
Well, are you ready to hear what we're gonna do tonight?
Yes!
Okay, we are going to a suite
at the Bucks game.
[woman cheer]
There's two Greek Freaks in Milwaukee today.
Before that, there- Milwaukee happens to be home
to one of the largest bobblehead museums.
- Oh! What?! - Mary.
So, I've been dying to take Mary to the bobblehead museum
since she called me a bobblehead last year.
Wake up, bobblehead!
Yes, I did call Whitney a bobblehead.
But she's not a bobblehead anymore.
She's passed the baton to someone else.
There's more than just bobbleheads in Milwaukee.
It also has some casinos.
[women gasp]
That we could go to
if I have some gamblers.
I see a few gamblers.
I'm ready to go to the casino.
If you're into gambling,
you're gonna wanna come with me to the casino.
Who wants to go to the museum?
- I'll go with ya. - I'm gonna gamble.
I love, I love a quirky museum. I'm in. I'm in.
So, I guess we should get dressed.
Let's go!
Coming up.
You did put me on blast
and you came at me real hard and real strong.
We need to get correct about a couple things
about how we're gonna have a friendship.
[phone rings]
- Hello? - Hey, Bubs.
- Hi, Ma. - You call me?
- Yeah. - What's up?
That's the only reason why you called me?
You didn't call me to check on me, make sure I'm safe?
No, yeah.
[upbeat music]
[phone ringing]
[call ends]
[sighs heavily]
[upbeat music resumes]
There's a hairdresser.
Oh my gosh, someone's doing my job for me.
- Hi, Ang. - I heard a blow dryer
- and I felt right at home. - I was gonna say.
Look how cute your jammies are.
If you, thank you, if you'd come out of retirement,
I wouldn't have to hire any people.
I know, I know.
I just wanted to check in.
I know that, like, last time we got together.
With the group, you know, things got heated
and I sensed your energy shift.
It was a lot. I mean, I don't know that my energy
shifted so much as like, my whole soul left my body.
If we wanna get our words in order,
you're gonna need to get your words in order
with all of this group.
[angelic beat]
I'm very upset with Heather.
But Lisa, I'm furious with.
I really am. Lisa is a longtime friend of mine.
And not only did she not say a single word,
but she could have shut that down so simply.
All she had to say is I know Bronwyn the best
and that's not how this conversation was meant.
Yeah. I sensed the silence on her part, and...
- Yeah. - You know, I've been in,
you know, situation with Lisa recently where you know,
I think having my own opinion put me on the outs with her.
So, I get it.
The things Lisa said about Meili
were far worse than anything I said about anyone.
[dramatic whoosh]
This is so bitchy but Wade was like,
he came over to my house to grab some stuff before the event.
And he's like, “Meili's about to get blacklisted
from Nordstrom from all of her returns.”
- Oh. - Yeah.
The two of them did talk sh-- to me
and then tried to out me as the sh-- talker.
Yeah, that's ----ed up.
I think that's also what I'm so mad
about is that the two of them have decided that they
can say whatever and little bitch Bronwyn
is gonna keep their secrets while they treat me
like a little bitch.
I'm not using Lisa's words,
I'm just letting people know that Lisa had words.
And that's, that's too much bitchery for me, honestly.
Yeah, yeah.
So, I'm not throwing Lisa
under the bus... yet.
But I am turning the bus on.
[curious music]
[whispering] Hi, cuz.
Cuz! You did so good. Oh.
I love when you bring the sneaky, sneaky.
- Sneaky, sneaky. - Mill-e-waukay!
Mill-e-waukay! I got a little chaser too.
This is awesome. Good trip. We earned it.
Mm.
Cheers to the buzzin' cousins.
To the buzzin' cousins.
I'm taking Meredith with me to the casinos.
But like, have you,
what's the last like, what's her vibe?
As an olive branch, I was like,
“Hey, will you bring caviar?”
- To have like a caviar night? - Yeah,
let's do a caviar spread.
Like, then she was just kinda like,
“I'm already bringing it.”
I brought the caviar
Like, kinda bitchy.
[scoffs] I dunno.
What's going on with you and Bronwyn?
It seems like things are better, like 'cause last time.
I've been testing the waters a little bit.
It was a little bit cold at, like, the airport,
you know, but it was early.
But it did raise red flags,
the fact that, like,
the conversation I heard her say.
The whole like, “Do you wanna see a healed Whitney?”
I was like, do we practice this in the mirror at home?
It's just so trite.
And then, the conversation
that she apparently had with you
were two totally different versions.
I met up with Bronwyn,
and she's awesome, and she was super supportive.
Really?
I felt that at the dinner the other night,
I was like, Whitney and I have a lot in common.
And I was happy talking to you until it got interrupted.
I genuinely was like, I love Bronwyn.
I really appreciated that, like, your openness.
I feel like she really likes me.
I think Bronwyn is trying to play to whoever
is in front of her.
Like, I had thought that she was laughing at you
and had no interest in being your friend.
So like, I'm just kinda like,
“What? What did I miss?”
You know? It's snivelly, and it's manipulative,
and it's weird.
I think it's obvious
but am I the only one seeing it that way?
Am I crazy?
It is, it is confusing
'cause I do get along very well with her.
I just thought it was bull sh--
[dramatic music]
Coming up.
This is an awkward situation for me
because I understand what Heather's trying to do.
Okay, well, the thing that I didn't poll
that was accurate is the sh-- you two talked about.
[dance music]
Did someone page the Greek?
[women cheering]
Oh, my gosh! What in the world.
Going Greek.
All right, let's go!
Let's roll, babies.
- Bye! - Bye.
Have fun, bobbleheads.
We're going to the casino.
We're the fun ones.
[upbeat music]
Ooh, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
You guys ready?
Let's do this.
We're gonna win money.
We're gonna go have some cocktails.
Do you wanna play roulette?
- Yeah, let's play roulette. - Um, sure.
You ready to lose some money? We're here.
Some of us are professionals.
- I'm putting it all on black. - Okay, Heather.
The Mormon church is anti anything addictive.
29, black, and odd.
Gambling is one of those things, drugs.
Pornography is totally frowned upon.
Like, I had to fly home from New York City
next to a Mormon kid and he had his hoodie over himself
the whole, entire time looking at porn.
He watched porn for four straight hours.
Okay, let's let it roll, baby. Let it roll.
So yeah, I might be gambling,
but I'm not addicted to it.
That's why I call it Mormon 2.0.
Red! Red! Red!
Black! Yes!
- Aw! - Aw!
High-five. We won on black.
I love this!
Do you think they're even having fun
- at the bobblehead museum? - No!
Oh my goodness.
This is everything.
Welcome to the bobblehead museum.
We have over 10,000 bobbleheads here.
[dramatic music]
We made a scavenger hunt especially for you.
- Oh, love it. - This is great.
Typically, a scavenger hunt for me would be at a store
finding some rare, exclusive thing I don't already have.
But then lying later that I don't remember
where I got it so no one else can copy me.
Bronwyn, you can lead us.
No, no, no, you guys do it.
But friendship requires sacrifice.
This third time Super Bowl winner
and his soon to be retired...
That's the Kelce brothers.
Football alley, let's go.
Let's go.
[curious music]
Oh, I see him.
Okay, Whit, we found him.
Okay, this blonde bombshell icon was not only rumored
to have slept with JFK.
Marilyn Monroe.
Okay, I'm where the presidents are.
Oh, there's Marilyn right there.
Whit, we found Marilyn.
Okay, these four funny ladies racked up
- 11 Emmy winner wins over the- - Golden Girls.
Yes, Golden Girls.
It's gotta be by TV stuff, right?
They're right here.
Okay, remind us of their names.
- Oh gosh. - Who would we be?
- Rose. - Rose.
I'm Rose.
- Whitney is Sophia. - I would be Rose.
I'll be Blanche.
Bronwyn's Dorothy.
They're kinda like us.
Some are grumpy. Some are moody.
And then some are still have a period, you know.
I can't believe I just said that.
Oh my gosh. No.
Oh my gosh, I'm down to my last two but I've got more cash.
- Okay. - Babe, you're doing great!
Am I? Thank you.
Put ya phone away.
I think black's due for a run.
I'm gonna stay on black.
Take your winnings.
[Lisa reading]
- Can I text him back? - Yeah.
[Lisa reading]
We're over him.
[suspenseful music]
- We're grabbing a drink. - Good idea.
Well, cheers, honey.
Cheers to Patato Milwaukee.
Hi.
- How are you guys? - Great.
We would like a round of tequila shots.
- Okay. - For the girls.
I'll do my best.
How many are we, five?
We're five, yeah.
You having fun so far?
So far so good.
What a mentor you are in gambling.
I know. I'm working on it.
I mean, I'm glad that you decided to come.
I talked to Whitney um, earlier,
and she said that you were a little bit cold.
She felt like asking you to bring your caviar
was an olive branch and you rebuffed it
by saying, “I'm already bringing some.”
Was Whitney's olive branch to bring caviar
'cause she's gonna launch a caviar next?
A bigger olive branch might just be,
"I've treated you like sh-- and I'm sorry."
[chuckling]
That might be the olive branch.
Yeah, I'm not sure why her asking me
to gift caviar to everyone on the trip
is extending an olive branch to me.
Like, that doesn't really add up.
But a lot of things aren't adding up right now.
They're saying Whitney is using designs off of Alibaba
and selling them at, like, 10, 20 times the price.
[thunder beats]
You better believe, if it were me,
Lucky 14! Big money! Big money.
They're saying Whitney is using designs off of Alibaba
and selling them at, like, 10, 20 times the price.
And using the same stock photos, and stuff like that.
[thunder beats]
I'm glad that Whitney and I got to a place
where I feel like I could come on the trip.
Because I'm like, why are you going on a public platform
and talking about me?
It's so weird because someone just did it to her.
- Yeah. - Did you see that?
The social media posts about her jewelry
being off of Alibaba and not her own?
It's not good for business.
[thunder beats]
You didn't see this?
No.
I was tagged.
like, 100 times about this.
Not Alibaba.
This is like the kiss of death for retail.
Alibaba is bulk, not curated, and not high quality.
Wow.
Like, somebody's out to get Whitney.
This is somebody that's like, sought out Whitney
and wants to like, destroy her reputation,
because this is very specific and very damaging.
- Can I spin it? - Can you spin it?
Yeah.
I mean, are you gonna say something
to her and offer support?
I don't know that that's my place at this point.
She clearly doesn't have respect for me
or she would have consulted me.
I've been in this business for 15 years.
I have won multiple design awards.
I think that if it's happening, you should bring it up.
Not as a way to like, condemn her or expose her,
but to say, hey, listen, this is hard to navigate.
I happen to have years of experience.
You're obviously at a crisis, and if we're friends,
I should be able to offer my help, or at least support.
Uh...
I'll think about that, Heather.
I don't know because she has a weird issue with me,
and it's been going on for several years.
I don't think she wants my advice.
I'm not spreading rumors about Whitney.
This was out there on social media.
People are discussing it.
And I can't tell her myself.
She always assumes the worst from me.
So, I think if I tell Heather, she can bring it to Whitney.
The bottom line is,
I would have never let her get into this mess.
Yeah.
[upbeat music]
My husband is old, so everything is falling apart.
- He's not even old. - He just is.
- He's 65, Mary. - That's not old.
How old are you, Bronwyn?
- 38. - Oh, you're young.
I had think that about that for a sec. I'm 38?
Yeah, he has gout.
I had sex with someone who is old enough to have gout.
Hey.
Heading to the Bucks game.
I can't believe I asked you
how are they gonna know you're Greek?
I know, it's such a subtle hint.
I don't know.
[laughing]
Thank you so much.
You shoulda seen how I got outta that car.
How are you guys?
We missed you.
Welcome to Fiserv Forum.
We're excited to have you guys here today.
We're gonna go inside.
We're gonna meet our team president, Peter.
Who's gonna escort you guys courtside to watch warmups.
Ooh, yeah.
[cheering]
ALL: Yay! Giannis! Giannis! Giannis!
The Greek Freak.
Hi, kids! You're up past your bedtime.
We are going backstage. It's like...
Yeah, backstage passes.
- Hey, Peter. - Welcome, guys.
Hi, well, thanks for having us.
Welcome to Milwaukee. You're dressed appropriately.
Angie, are you ready?
Courtside!
Woo!
There we are. Woo!
How's my hair?
[sneakers squeaking]
Amazing. Thank you.
I love the sport of basketball.
I am a stats nerd.
Oh, my God.
I might cry if he comes over.
I don't know how to do math
but I am wowed by numbers, especially big ones.
[laughs]
Damian Lillard.
- Yes, oh my gosh. - Homegrown.
- You're super handsome. - I'm a huge fan.
- You are. - I'm a huge fan.
Nice to meet you.
How ya doin'?
Do you care if I get a photo with you?
- Sure, let's do it. - I'm a huge fan.
I would love that, too.
[camera shutter snaps]
Will you meet my son?
This is the president of the Bucks.
Why aren't you here?
You should be coming to the game.
One, two, three.
[laughing] It's it funny?
Ang, you are like, in this man's warmup.
Oh yeah. Sorry. Oh, my God.
[camera shutter snaps]
Are you ready to go up to the suite?
Yes! Thank you so much! Oh my gosh, thank you.
Thank you.
Yes!
Oh my gosh, Whitney! Woo!
Nice, thank you.
Oh, this looks great.
Oh my gosh. Look, lobster.
- Lobster? - Wow.
Yum.
I feel like I have, like I need to blow my nose.
It's worked for me years.
If you're gonna be out long
and you got errands to run,
just insert that bad boy in there.
Make sure it's the super, the super-size though.
[laughs] It can't be,
it can't be the medium or the small.
I'm gonna chill by you.
Your Milwaukee Bucks!
[Heather cheering]
[crowd roars]
[phone calling]
Britani, are you taking selfies?
No, we're, she's FaceTiming Jared.
He's not on the line.
- Oh, there he is! - There's Beverley. Oh, shoot.
Hi. Hi.
She's obsessed with this guy.
Oh, look, they're right there.
They're FaceTiming.
Hi, Jared. I know all about you.
I'm gonna tell you a story.
My brow girl, who's like
the best brow girl in Salt Lake.
Is telling me that she's like flirting with him the DMs.
Oh.
And she's sending me screenshots.
I know! And it's like, this makes me feel bad.
- Lemme see. - He asked for the phone number.
He's like, “Any chance I can call you?”
He straight up says they're not together.
Right here, he's saying they're not together.
I don't love that.
And then he's trying to call her.
That's just weird.
I'll call you later.
Everybody say hi, hi.
Bye.
Things are lookin' up. Things are lookin' up.
[giggles]
If this, if you knew this about me,
- I'd want you to tell me. - I'd want you to tell me.
And I would also want you to hide Todd's body
when I kill him, you know?
Hide the body.
You know she's up for that.
Yes!
Is this about me?
- Is what? - Maybe a little.
- Is this about me? - Maybe a little.
I just like, I see that you love this guy.
I'm not sure, like, woman to woman how to handle this
but my brow girl was telling me that she was like,
DMing with him and that he wanted her number,
and he wanted her to call him. And...
When was this?
It was two weeks ago.
You just met a lot of us. You're divulging like,
your info, you were sharing about your relationship.
You're sharing that you guys are official.
[crowd roars]
I just wanna do the right thing
and like, make you aware.
Like, I'd be a bad friend
and a bad woman for not telling you.
Yeah, I'll be, I'll be back in a minute.
Yes.
[Britani crying]
Like, I don't want her to be upset with me.
I see that you love this guy.
My brow girl was telling me that she was like,
DMing with him and that he wanted her number
and he wanted her to call him.
I'll be, I'll be back in a minute.
Yes.
And like, I don't want her to be upset with me.
You had to say something.
[Britani crying]
Yeah, I was gonna say, Meredith's with her so maybe,
maybe it's too many people.
Yeah.
This is probably not the way you wanted to find out
but it's better to know than not to know.
You know, I've like, suspected.
[weeping] I've suspected.
It's just hard to get confirmation,
you know what I mean?
I feel horrible for Britani.
It sounds like there's a lot of like, breakups
and reconciliations,
and it feels like maybe he breaks up with her
when he wants to hook up with someone else,
or something like that. I don't know.
I, it's not my relationship.
But regardless, it would make me sad
if I were standing in her shoes.
And I would hope someone would be there for me.
[teary inhale]
Look at Heather trying to catch a bra.
Heather! I want this for you.
If she catches a bra in your glasses, it's yours.
Come on, baby!
Heather! Heather! Heather!
Maybe you just need to take a little time for yourself.
I think that's wise.
You know? And just reassess
and think about what's important to you.
And maybe go on some dates
and see what it's like to date somebody else.
I need you to come save me.
This, this guy thinks he has a chance with me.
- Where? - Over to the left.
He gave me some money.
Like you're a hooker?
Oh, my God! You little honeypot!
Let's go back out there and have fun.
[Britani laughs through tears]
Oh.
Here come your Milwaukee Bucks!
I got a lobster corn dog.
And I'm very excited about it.
Do you wanna go sit down?
Yeah.
Let's go down, down.
- Go down? - Yeah.
I'm gonna chill by you.
Oh, lobster corn dog.
Is it good?
- So good! - Yum! I'm gonna try it.
I've never done had a lobster corn dog.
I'm as happy as a puppy with two peters.
I'm gonna go for that next.
Love Milwaukee!
Angie, do you know how to dance?
Let me get my music goin'.
We got some future HBCU excellence...
No, you don't.
Okay, hold on. [Angie laughs]
Yeah, perfect! That's good!
Okay. Ooh! Okay!
I love it [laughs]
Mary, yes!
[Mary laughs]
Yeah.
How did everything go?
Things have not been sitting well with me.
To hear you had been previously, like, making fun of my outfits.
If you're very concerned about
what people are saying about your clothes,
I would have a serious conversation with Lisa.
My friend is like, Meili's about to get blacklisted
from Nordstrom from all of her returns.
- Oh! - Yeah.
And I will leave it there.
Okay.
Meili wanted to talk to me
and you and I probably need to catch up about that.
Stand up for yourself. That's all I can tell ya.
[curious music plays]
I have a question.
I do have a question, Lisa.
About an hour ago, Bronwyn told me to ask you,
um, how you feel about my outfits.
[music continues]
It was a snarky comment after she said,
um, like oh, that's like something Valentino.
And then I responded and I'm like, I'm like,
don't worry, it's probably back at Nordstrom's.
[music screeches]
That's not what I would ever do.
Meili, Meili, it wasn't like that deep.
This is the problem
is that you say it's a snarky comment, it's a joke.
Ha, ha, ha, I can get away with it.
That's what I was saying with you.
When I said it, it was not a joke,
it was not snarky, and Bronwyn can't get away with it.
But Bronwyn, that's what I said.
[tense music plays]
But if you wanna get away with a little mess
and one day you wanna get away with a little mess,
then all of you are gonna have to get-
let me get away with a little mess myself.
And that includes Heather.
Lisa and I are reaching a crossroads.
This is a crack that's forming
and I am very, uh, nervous about this crack.
Bronwyn, I'm sorry that you didn't feel supported by me.
I try always to support my friends
and to stand up for what I think is right.
I think it's interesting dynamics though,
and it's new for me.
This feels like a crack that could destabilize
my friendship with Lisa.
I didn't know that you left with feelings
that weren't resolved.
[tense music plays]
I didn't know that you left with feelings
that weren't resolved.
[tense music plays]
You know, you have Heather
yelling about a conversation I had with you and Heather.
At any point in time, you could've said I know Bronwyn,
I know Bronwyn very well,
that's not how that conversation was intended.
And you don't need to defend me. I can defend myself.
But you could have ended it and you didn't bother to.
Yeah, I did.
I don't get where this is coming from.
I did defend her.
It's the different way of people talk, too.
Like, Bronwyn speaks a different way.
Than you, or Whitney, or even me.
I don't know what she wanted me to do.
Throw a glass for her?
And you ----ing said
I ----ing slept with somebody I didn't ----ing sleep with.
I only do that when I'm defending myself.
It felt like you were egging her on.
- I wasn't egging her on, no. - I don't think she was
because I was sitting right across from her.
I wasn't egging her on.
I think she...
She stayed completely out of it, which is fine.
But you wouldn't like it if I stayed out of it.
No, I...
It would have been a different ending for me.
If you had accepted and been like, all of us were talking.
- I did say that. - Bronwyn wasn't in Lisa's car
ranting and raving about everybody.
You could have said, I'm Bronwyn's friend.
Bronwyn's new to the group. Give her ass a chance.
I did say that.
And I didn't say it like that.
I didn't say it like you.
- I felt like- - It was a conversation.
Well, Heather, we're talking about our conversation
in the car and how Bronwyn feels about me
not jumping in at the table.
I mean, I didn't,
I didn't have that conversation in a vacuum.
You said stuff, you said stuff.
I did not want to put you on blast like that.
- I was in that conversation. - Well, you know, Heather,
you did put me on blast. I know you're saying you
didn't mean to, but you did, and you came at me
real hard and real strong.
We need to get correct about a couple things
about how we're gonna have a friendship.
- We need to get correct? - Yes!
We're going to come correct about a few things,
and I'm going to tell you exactly what I think
because I'm a straight shooter and Bronwyn is a badass.
If anyone needs to come correct in this situation,
it's Bronwyn about the bull bullsh-- things
she said about everyone in the room, including Whitney.
I'm not falling for it! Madam.
I wanna be on the same page as you if we're in a relationship.
I felt like you made it seem very one-sided.
The issue I felt with Lisa
is that she just kinda sat there let it feel very one-sided.
Neither one of us got together with Whitney to like,
say, deny anything that happened in the car.
- I know you didn't. - But you did.
I did not. I actually said those things
to Whitney when she and I talked.
I'm not saying you were wrong.
And it was quite a moment to be like,
do you wanna meet the healed me?
[laughing]
I was like, I wonder if you
practiced in the mirror at home
before 'cause it was iconic.
Do you think I'm crazy for being surprised by Whitney
saying that you were completely supportive after the day before?
We had had that, like, complete laugh riot behind her back?
I have no experience with Whitney. I don't know her.
I've only seen her in that event or I saw her fight with Mary.
Okay, okay, well I'm gonna say to you, then.
For you to have no experience with Whitney,
you had very strong,
pretty cruel things to say about her,
with no experience about her.
As were you. You said...
You were throwing down shade after shade after shade.
I am shady.
I love that Heather's like, digging her heels in
and defending me, but Heather has major trust issues,
especially after last year.
It's that immediate, kneejerk reaction of new person,
can't trust you.
And I think that she is displacing
that mistrust on to Bronwyn.
Do you think that's fair though, that you say different
things to different people and present a different angle,
like, to each group? Like, come on, man.
You said that I laughed at Whitney's trauma
when both of you said to me, Whitney plays that up
when she wants to, and downplays it when she doesn't.
That was so manipulative.
[women shouting] She just used her trauma.
Like, you can't call her out for her lies
because she's healing and traumatized.
Hello?! Thank you.
You two are her long-ass friends and that's not worse?
I, I did, I did...
I think it's interesting that no one wants to note
that we are all doing this.
I'm not the only one.
Everyone here is talking about everyone else.
It's not gonna stop unless we all realize that.
I'm not the root of the problem.
I'm just the best-dressed part of the problem.
[tense music]
Next time on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
We're gonna have a dance-off.
[crowd cheering]
Well, this is the champagne of beers.
Ooh, I like it.
Oh boy.
[women giggling]
Meredith said that people are talking about PRISM.
- That is ----ed up. - You don't like-
- I don't give a [bleep] what you do!
- You do! - Don't do that to me.
You ----ing bitch, don't do that!
You've been a ----ing bitch to me at times.
You just changed our relationship.