Previously on "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"...
Lisa had this major reaction
to hearing Angie came over to your house.
She was, like, jealous, like she was hurt.
I do more with my kids than you ever did with me.
We need to stop having a pissing contest.
I'm your mother. I am not your equal.
Oh, Lord, have mercy.
I walk into arguing.
Somebody rescue me, quick.
Meredith was saying you are hooking up with men on the side.
If somebody comes for my family, my character,
they're not welcome here anymore.
Oh, my goodness!
This is going to be amazing. Hop on in.
This could not have turned out any cuter.
Thank you for coming. Celia, look. Oh, wow.
Well, you are going to surprise some ladies today.
Greek Easter is celebrating Christ's resurrection.
It's bringing family together with food and traditions.
I'm going to send invitations out
and invite all the ladies.
What is this?
...with Meredith about Angie...
I love this.
Kendall's just letting strange bunnies in the house.
Oh, my goodness!
Aah! Holy sh--!
What?
Oh, my goodness.
Hi. Welcome in.
Justin and Whitney.
Follow me right this way.
- Hi, you two. - Hey, hey. How you doing?
- What are your cocktails? - House cocktails?
- Yeah. The tequila. - We have a really cool Tequila.
- It's my favorite. - Yeah.
Um, we have For the Love of Honey.
- I'll try that. - And I want a red wine,
like a Cabernet.
Okay. I'll be back. Great. Thanks.
- All right. The Brady Cabernet. - For the Love of Honey.
Awesome.
Have you all decided on some food by chance?
Yeah.
The filet and then the chopped salad.
I'll do the filet as well with the whipped potatoes.
Thank you so much. We'll bring your food out.
- Hey, thank you. - Thank you.
All right. Cheers.
Yeah. Cheers to our first date night of the year.
That's sad.
That's----ed up.
Yes. Thank you.
- Oh, wow. - Yeah, that's a lot of food.
- Enjoy. - That's amazing. Thank you.
So, how's your new gig going?
Feels good to be, you know, back at it, for sure.
It's just crazy to be in a full-time work routine again.
It's getting quite overwhelming to try to balance it all,
Don't you think, or is it just me?
- You're feeling overwhelmed? - Yeah, a little bit.
I feel like I'm sinking.
In the mornings, you coming down
and sitting on the couch and turning on the TV
and getting on Instagram drives me----ing nuts.
I am not getting on Instagram.
Just yesterday, I'm in the kitchen
frantically cooking breakfast for the children.
I have bacon on the stove.
Bobbie and Brooks are screaming at each other,
and they want me to referee,
but I'm trying to cook the breakfast and make lunches.
Meanwhile, Rocky pees on my couch.
So, I have the kids in a fight. I'm trying to get Rocky.
I forget that the bacon's on,
and the fire alarm goes off.
And I look over, and Justin's on his phone.
God forbid you just get up and flip the bacon for me.
- Clearly, our communication... - Yeah.
...isn't where we thought it was,
but, like, the other morning when I was
clearly having a hard time, like, you ignored me.
Like, you avoided me instead of, like--
Rather validate the fact that you were...
Yeah, I needed validation. I wanted you to just be, like,
"Are you okay? Do you wanna talk?"
I am willing to talk about things,
but it's really hard for me to bring 'em up.
But I don't always wanna be the one to bring it up
is what I'm saying.
Just like I don't always wanna be the one initiating sex.
It's not about sex.
Not for you, but it is obviously for me.
Women have to connect to open up to have sex.
So, if you are missing on that...
- Yeah. - ...that doesn't work anymore.
Right now I'm not in a good space.
I'm kind of creeping back
into this sad, lonely... - I don't want you to be there.
And I know it was a stupid fight.
I got mad at you for not wearing your wedding ring,
so I took mine off.
But it's just triggering that, like, you went back to work,
and, like, now I'm just at home with the kids
trying to figure all this out.
And to see your wedding ring in the drawer every day,
that hurts me, which is sad.
Yeah.
When Justin and I are not solid,
everything else in my life suffers.
Since he's been back to work, I have a shorter fuse.
I have more anger. I have lack of focus.
I can't sleep. I just feel like I can't function.
I don't know what to do to fix that core connection.
Well, I'm sorry. I don't want you to feel that way.
Growing pains hurt, and... I just feel like I go through it alone.
Don't.
But I do.
- Hi. - Hi. How's it goin'?
Good. I reserved time for candles for two.
- Okay, perfect. - Okay.
Yeah. Let's go ahead and get you checked in.
- L.B. - Welcome!
- Hey. - Hi! How are you?
Good. How's it going?
Good to see you. I've always wanted to do this.
I guess some people like pouring hot wax on themselves.
Well, not us.
Like, it's a fetish, but not mine.
That's that for you.
- Thank you. - You have over a hundred scents
for you to choose from. - Wow.
And you'll be able to test them out when you
take a seat at the bar, okay? - Amazing.
- Bring Home the Bacon, girl. - That smells just like bacon.
Old Books. What does old books smell like?
- Like the Bible. - Like the library?
Like the Bible. Smells like a library.
Oh, it does. It actually smells like old--
Smells like the New Testament.
So, which ones were your, like, top three favorite?
I wanna do Linen and Tulip.
- Okay, let's try it. - Yeah.
I'm gonna do, okay,
Frankincense, Myrrh, and clove.
Okay, awesome. Let be grab those.
- Thank you. - Henry got his hair cut today
to get ready to-- - For tomorrow?
- Yeah, for Easter. - Yes.
Yes.
Oh, my gosh. I love that.
Did you know Jack was going on a mission?
Did you know before me?
You did?! Are you kidding me?
You know you're out of the loop when the girl at the candle shop
knows your son's going on a mission before you do.
Let's face it.
I'm not winning any Mother of the Year awards here.
Okay. Nice to meet you.
Thank you, thank you. You're so cute.
- Nice to meet you. Aw. - All right, ladies,
so this is your hot wax.
You're gonna go ahead and grab it by the black handle,
and then you'll set it onto your trays.
And then you'll pick up your oil mixture
and pour it right into your wax.
- So we just--in this... - Perfect.
- Oh, amazing. - Yeah. You're welcome, you guys.
Oh, I love your nails, Ange. It looks so good.
We're ready for Easter.
That invite with the bunny was so cute.
I invited Whitney and her family.
- Okay. - I invited Heather.
- Okay. - I invited Mary.
I invited... Monica.
You know, I invited her because I wanna be inclusive,
especially after what I dealt with in Palm Springs.
- I don't wanna leave anyone out. - Mm-hmm.
And honestly, I had even planned on inviting Meredith.
- Yeah. - And after the fact that
she's threatening rumors... - Yeah, at Après soiree.
...about my family, it's like, yeah, no, you're not coming.
I'm trying to move forward with Meredith,
but I hate what she did. I think it's wrong.
We have to have boundaries, and it's not okay.
- Exactly. - The thing that's interesting,
though, is Meredith alluded to the fact
that she knew something, and I think with Monica
taking it to the next level, one's not worse than the other.
They're just as bad.
Do you know what bothers me is, like, Monica was saying guys
have bragged about hooking up with Shawn
like it was no big deal,
and she made it seem like she knew the source,
which I'm like, now you're doubling down on this.
He has, like, boyfriends running around the city,
bragging about their sex.
We have so many mutual friends.
Nobody has ever once said that. So, I'm like, why are you lying?
You're flat out lying about your friend's husband.
Ange, honestly, like, when you said you were inviting her,
like, I'm shocked a little bit, because
that would not be someone I would be, like, "Come--
Come learn about the Savior's resurrection with me."
Monica and I were duped by a very dear friend.
We were both hurt by Jen.
That's what the two of us connected on.
But I'm not sure our history is enough
to sustain what happened in Palm Springs,
And now questioning her involvement
in the rumor about my marriage, I consider Monica a friend,
but I feel like I'm really starting to see
that if she was really my friend,
she would have handled things a lot differently.
What she did to you was mean. She is not your friend.
Good morning.
No, set it down. Set it down.
Don't--'cause you know you're a mess.
Thank you.
- I didn't get it hot. - Is it good?
I'm not gonna microwave.
- What's up? - Nothing.
Come here.
- Come here. It's okay. - Come on.
He's like, maybe another way.
Why am I hearing rumors that you're married?
So, if I'm hearing it from people,
I wanna hear it from you.
- Is it true? - Mm, I don't... I don't know.
You don't know? You don't know if it's true or not?
Yes or no?
No, yes? Maybe? Sort of?
Lord, please let it be no.
What is it, son?
I mean, kinda, yeah.
Lord, have mercy.
And where was I when this was happening?
They both live in my house, but I don't see 'em much.
We kinda--We kind of have our own wings.
And one day, like, they were getting dressed,
and he was rushing to go do something,
and he was dressed up nice, and she was dressed up nice,
but they were running, like, full blown running,
like, with all their might.
But I didn't know they were going to go get married.
Mm, and you're my only son.
I don't have nobody else.
I just have you.
- I'm gonna cry. - I'm still--I'm still here.
Sorry.
My baby.
Mom, it's okay.
Thank you.
Don't ever be afraid to tell me anything.
So, you think you made the right decision?
Yeah.
He's not ready for marriage.
He has no idea that he has to man up.
Like, he's gonna be the sole provider.
I mean, I'm not gonna be providing for him and her.
- I don't know. - You sure were.
Yeah.
Hi.
Hi. Hi!
How are you?
I'm good. How are you?
You look so pretty, so sunshine-y.
How was spring break? How was Cabo?
Oh, my gosh. It was so good.
Time of my life. I'm, like, still on spring break mode.
You sure you don't want to come back to Utah and be Mormon?
You could put a sweater on.
You could leave and go on a mission.
Oh, my gosh.
I haven't told you this yet, but, uh,
Jack Barlow's going on a mission.
- Really? - Yeah.
It's kind of crazy. I mean, if that's what he wants to do,
but I-I did not see that in the cards.
I know. I don't think she saw it in the cards either.
She said it was a total surprise that he's--
Maybe 'cause all of his--like, his friends are doing it.
I don't know.
Yeah, I think it's probably all of his friends. She said--
I mean, she said they've been going to church every Sunday.
That's--That's what's so hard about the Mormon culture.
It's just--it's, like,
no one gets, like, oh, it's such a lifestyle.
Like, it--it takes over your life.
I see all of Ashley's friends,
and they're all either on missions or married,
and she's, you know,
in a string bikini in Santa Barbara.
And I just think, thank heavens,
'cause I was thinking and seeing the world
in a much different way when I was her age.
I've read my journal,
and it's humiliatingly embarrassing.
Just like, "I love God so much.
I wanna dedicate my whole life to God
and to serving His people, and I love service,
and I'm gonna be the best human being I can be
so I can marry the best, most righteous man
and have the best, most righteous children"
and just 100% just repeating the adages
that I'd been drilled with my whole life, you know?
In many ways, I feel like Ashley is like
the version of me if I hadn't been raised in the Church.
I think that's what makes it not fake,
but, like, it--it's clearly, like, for an ulterior motive.
You know what I mean? Like...
There's clearly, like, a cultural element.
It's not just like out of devotion to God.
It's out of devotion to community
and out of, like, keeping up the status quo,
and just the culture overwhelms all of us.
Yeah.
'Cause I've never thought of Jack Barlow
as, like, a particularly devout person.
I... [sighs]
I'm not gonna ever say a negative word to him,
but, like, how do I support and be, like, a good friend
when what he's doing is, like, I'm politically, socially,
emotionally, and morally against?
I feel sick inside.
A mission is like boot camp for Mormonism, you know?
It's like entering an army,
and Lisa should probably prepare him for that.
The one person she didn't wanna talk to
about the mission was me.
You, like, you went on a mission. Like, I just--
I know, so ask me.
Literally, all you're doing in your book and on these tours
is speaking on your experience.
- I know. - It's wild.
Coming up...
You're saying, "Oh, I know the rumors."
I'm telling you that's the rumor out there, Angie.
- I've heard things about you... - Oh, my God.
- ...but I would never repeat it. - Come with it! Come with it!
- No. - What do you got? Foreclosure?
- I'm not doing that. - Check. Affair? Check.
The difference between you and me is I don't----ing hide it.
Not a nasty fly.
- Hello! - Hi!
- How are you? - How are you?
Good. How are you?
- I'm good. What's going on? - Nice to see you.
- You, too. You look gorgeous. - Thank you.
I had kind of a long day, so that's why I'm still--yeah.
- Anyway, I, um-- - What's going on?
Well, I just had a little conversation with Robert
about his marital status.
Wait.
Junior, I presume, you mean.
Yes, of course. Like, if Senior's married...
- Yeah, I'm like... - ...that's a problem.
Well, I'm here for you. I wanna hear what's going on.
Well...
Everyone knows he's married, and I don't.
- Oh, my gosh. - Like, I should know that.
- You know? - Um...
Well, that's a little crazy.
- I mean, that's a lot. - Let's change the subject.
Let's make it a light note. There's plates right there, too.
- I found one. - You can just get started.
This is awesome. It looks amazing.
- Good, I'm glad you like it. - Okay.
- Yay. - Yeah. Oh, it looks phenomenal.
It is.
So, anyway, you've been kind of keeping to yourself
a little bit for a minute, huh?
Yeah. It just gets monotonous trying to give people chances,
and you think you're gonna go back into a crowd of people
that's gonna grow.
- Mm-hmm. - And they still haven't grown.
I mean, with everything that, you know, happened
at Lisa's Après ski last week, I hear you.
It does feel monotonous.
Yeah, and they're just walking in the same shoes.
Like, you don't think you need taller boots?
- Rise above. - Yeah, it's just--
It's just class. Just have a little class about yourself.
- No, look, I could've-- - And I don't see it.
I could have, like, clapped right back at Angie,
and I have plenty I could have said...
- Oh, Lord. - ...and I chose not to.
I'm being accused of spreading rumors about Shawn being gay,
but do you understand how insane that is?
I'm not the one that's spreading these rumors.
The irony here is my son is gay.
I'm a huge supporter of the community.
I'm on the host committee for the GLAAD Awards.
I would never comment on somebody's sexuality.
- I don't do that. - Can you help me out?
And now she's trying to blame me for these rumors
about her family that I heard,
but I wasn't, like, spreading them. I wasn't--
Well, did you get the invite for her...
- What are you talking about? - I'm talking about the bunny.
- What is this now? - There's a bunny.
- Oh, my gosh, Mary. What bunny? - A rabbit with big ears.
- Like a costume? - Yes.
Oh, my God. It's the-- the cork is, like, soft.
Okay, so what's this invite for?
The invite was for Angie. It's a Greek Easter.
- I think she's having a brunch. - Oh.
- You did not get an invitation? - No.
I'm not going to be in town.
I'm going to L.A. for the GLAAD Awards,
which I'm really, really excited about.
Good. That's nice.
Yeah, I'm on the host committee, and...
- That's cool, Meredith. - It's gonna be really fun.
Well, I don't think I'm--
I don't think I'm going if you're not going.
I just don't wanna go. I don't wanna be around them.
I just don't see enough that they put in theirself
to be a better person... - Mm-hmm.
...than I saw when I was around them a year ago.
I need to see you do have a soul.
You came back looking for growth.
You have substance. You have something.
Show you really have some type of feeling for people.
- Right. - Like, you do care
about what people-- - And by the way, if you're upset
about something, there is a way to talk to somebody
like a grownup and say,
"I am upset because of 'A,' 'B,' and 'C.'"
- Right. - Not, "You're a whore!"
And--and come to a resolution with that person.
Like, people have arguments. People have disagrees.
You tell them how you feel, and then you come to a solution.
Like, come to an ending and end it.
- Mm-hmm. - End the...
- And move on! - Right.
I don't have the energy. I'm exhausted for these people.
- Exactly. - It is exhausting.
I agree. I agree with you.
No, I'm not going to this Easter Bunny hunt.
I need to see change.
That looks good right there.
Hey, honey, can you help me with the icons?
Hey.
- How does it look, Shawn? - Looks really good.
I think everything looks good, huh?
Is anyone else sweating, or is it just me?
I think the bank was wondering why we needed so many $1s today.
This is a lot of money.
And let them have the opportunity...
- Oh, no. - ...to dance around the drink,
and we're all gonna throw some $1s at them.
- Oh, no. - Yes. Oh, yes.
Oh, no.
So... give everybody, like, $10 or $20.
- Okay, okay. - There's a lot of money here.
Hello?
This is Mary.
Oh, hi, Mary. How are you?
- I'm good. - Good to hear from you.
I was calling to let you know that I won't be able to make it.
- Oh, you're kidding. - I know.
I have to go to my home in Vegas 'cause we had a flood
about a year ago, and everything just got done.
Well, I am so sad.
And I'll be honest, I was really looking forward to you.
- Don't take it personal. - I don't.
I just--I kind of feel bad. I do, and that--that's real.
So, I just wanted to call you.
Well, nice to know that you've got feelings after all.
- Okay. - Okay.
Good luck with your house, okay? Thank you.
- Cool. - Bye. Wow.
Coming up...
- Stop it. - Get out of my face.
Stop it.
Tell her to stop it! Are you serious?!
Okay. Where's my little egg helper?
Hey, Father George. How are you?
Father George.
Thank you. Thank you for coming.
Hey, guys. How are you?
- How are you? Good to see you. - Thank you.
You look beautiful.
- Christos anesti. - Christos anesti.
You look good, Dad. Nice haircut.
- Nice haircut. Hi, Elektra. - Hi.
I love my dad so much. He's such an incredible human being.
You'll just find your spot.
He came to America from Crete, Greece.
He sacrificed, and he was there for us
through a very hard time when we lost our mom.
My dad became a widow at 44 years old,
and he was left with seven children.
He already had a hard life coming to America
and not knowing the language and having to work hard
to, you know, build a life for his family here.
It looks good. Looks really good, doesn't it?
Yeah.
They do such a great job, Aristo and Chris out there.
Yeah, everybody's doing a great job, so...
Being an immigrant, my father gave us a gift
of loving the Greek culture,
the Greek community, the traditions.
He never let us forget where he came from.
The baby lamb. She cooks.
- Look at my future son-in-law. - Hi!
- Oh, I love that. - My future son-in-law.
Oh, my gosh. It looks beautiful. Oh, my gosh!
I love that there's stacks of cash everywhere.
Welcome to Angie's house.
Hey, there she is!
Christos anesti. Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much for coming.
I'm so excited to be here.
This is extra special to have you here this year.
This is so cool. I saw the lamb on the spigot.
We've got the lamb on-- somebody's pet.
- I brought you nine lemons. - That is so sweet. Thank you.
You're welcome.
- I mean... - Hey, how are you?
Where do you get your clothes custom-made?
- You look great. How are you? - Mwah.
- I don't know. My gay boyfriend. - I know. That's what I've heard.
He's a fabulous tailor.
Shawn's also got good fashion.
Jack. Glad you showed up.
Okay. I won't get it on you.
- Welcome home. - Welcome home.
- Hey, guys. How are ya? - Hi, Shawn.
How's it going? Good to see you.
So, Michelle and Mike and...
- Mickelle. - Mickelle.
- Hey, good to see you. - Looking sharp, John.
- Trying. Trying. - Looking real sharp.
What's up, stud? Congratulations to you.
Thank you.
For years, I always thought you were the Greek one.
Oh, yeah. A lot of people, you know,
think that I look Greek enough. - Yeah.
And so they don't even question it these days.
- No. I wouldn't ever. - Yeah.
I'm the honorary Katsanevas in this...
- I know. - ...in this--in this world.
- You look beautiful. - Like, we need a photo.
We're getting one. We're getting one.
Greek dancers coming, and they're just gonna...
Money, money.
Hi!
- How are you? - Just say hi.
- What's your name? - West.
- Can you shake his hand? - Can you give me five?
- Oh, good job. - There you go.
- Hi. I'm Monica's mom. - Monica's mom.
- L.D. Hi. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Did you say L.D.? - L.D.
Oh, L.D. This is Monica's mom, L.D.
- Hi. - Hi!
- And, Monica, this is Louie. - Hi.
Louie. Oh, she knows how to give the Greek kiss.
We're Portuguese. We kiss the same way.
Well, then it's just natural. Wow, you two look great.
- Okay, there we go. - Are you single?
- Yeah. - He is single.
- I'm single! - Oh! Opa!
Absolutely not. No.
I'm all ready for it.
, no.
Everybody, grab a cocktail and find your seat.
Okay, I'm gonna have a seat.
I just wanted to start off by welcoming everyone
to our Greek Easter lunch.
We're also honored to have Father George.
He's about the closest we will get to God today.
- Oh. - Aw.
And it means a lot to me to share my faith with you all.
But last thing I'm gonna say-- I am always inspired by
the story of Christ's resurrection.
It's a story of hope, because
Christ was mocked and ridiculed...
and crucified...
and he managed to rise up three days later,
and I think if Christ can rise above it,
then we, too, shall rise again.
I feel like Angie's kind of making herself Jesus
in this whole story,
which I guess would make Meredith... Brutus.
Brutus? Brutus is...
Judas. I was thinking Caesar.
Look, I've lost my religion.
Father, forgive me.
Christ is risen from the dead by death, trampling upon death.
Bless the food and drink of your servants here present.
Because we all have been made in the image of God.
So, kali orexi.
Amen. Amen.
- Thank you, Father. - Bon appétit.
Let's go get some food.
I'm not doing spanakopita because it gets in my teeth,
but I am getting lamb. - Oh, my gosh, it's amazing.
- We're gonna go get some lamb. - You in?
- Oh, I'm all in. - All right.
- Oh, shepherd's pie. - Like shepherd's pie,
but it's like pasta. - Charcuterie's looking good.
Do you love these? I've never had them.
I love them. What? What are they called?
"Dolomites"?
- Cheers, you guys. - Cheers.
- Thank you for being here. - Cheers. Christos anesti.
Cheers.
- Your speech was beautiful. - Thank you.
- It made me cry. - Thank you. No.
It was quite a week for my family.
Speaking of, where is Meredith?
She wasn't invited.
Everybody, we need you to take your seats.
The GLAAD Media Awards are about to begin.
- Let's get loud. - Let's get loud.
Let's get loud! Let's get loud!
Ange, how you doing?
I'm so good. Everyone's having fun, so I'm happy.
Like, after our conversation the other day?
Mm. Yeah, just, um... just sort of taking it all in.
- Mm-hmm. - It's hard when someone comes in
and they're nice, like nothing we'll see today.
- I know. Yeah. - I'm gonna talk to her today.
Oh, good.
Other eggs you put in here.
Thank you. Thank you. Elektra.
Bye, Elektra.
Thank you, Father George.
Thank you. Bye, Father George!
Let me grab your coat. One second.
- It looks so good. - Is it bad to cut the bunny?
I know. I just want to look at it.
- I'm not cutting that face. - I think you're right.
I'm gonna grab some dates.
I wanna talk to you because I talked to Whitney.
- Okay. - And she said that, uh,
when you guys were talking,
that you were really triggered by Angie K. coming to my house.
Oh, completely.
- So, what's going on? Tell me. - No, I was super triggered
listening to Angie because no one was there for me.
I didn't know that this was a little black rain cloud
hanging over your head. I think we've been
getting along great. - Uh, maybe not--
We've been laughing and having fun.
No, we had--We're fine right now, but listen--
- Are we? - No, we're fine because
we're always surface, so it's, like, staying surface.
I feel like we have a much deeper relationship than that.
Like, the whole thing with Jack's mission,
I would love if you could talk to me about that
in a way that's constructive.
I don't even wanna talk about it, Heather.
Are you okay if I take your daughter away for five minutes?
Yes.
I don't feel comfortable talking about all this with you.
- Why? - Just because you have
such a different experience,
and I need to be in a space with Jack where
I'm supporting what he's doing right now.
You know, I just wanted to chat with you.
- Yeah. - I'm so, you know, I'm happy
that you're here with your family.
- Thank you. - I just, uh,
there's something that's been bothering me.
I was hurt because you had put out the rumors
that you thought Meredith was speaking about.
But I said that to you because I had your back,
and I was there for you 100%. I told you about it right away.
I don't like the sh-- that was being said.
I don't believe that.
Well, you don't believe it, then why would you say it? Because--
- Because Whitney asked. - Okay.
And I said, is this what Meredith--Meredith was the one.
Okay. Let me back up.
How do you know what Meredith's talking about?
I didn't hear it from Meredith.
I heard it from the Salt Lake City streets.
Salt Lake City streets?
I'm telling you, that's the rumor out there, Angie.
- But you're repeating it - To you.
I first heard the rumor,
honestly, years ago, way before I ever met Meredith.
This is something that has been circulating
all over for years.
You're saying something that you don't have any facts to back.
Why do you care about Jack's mission?
Because if you're sending your kid
out into the wilderness for two years,
you should know the good and the bad of it.
Your experience growing up in the Church
was totally different than my experience.
My path has been so good
because I converted to this faith.
I just wanna be focused on supporting Jack.
- He's not... yes. - I support that 100%, of course.
I'm talking about you and me.
Like, why don't you wanna read my book?
Like, why don't you wanna know my experience?
- Is this about your book now? - Yeah.
- No. - Well, yeah, because I feel like
I wrote this book, and that's why it's, like, ugh.
You have the relaxation over here
and then the total opposite-- polar opposite over here.
You can't tell me that you have a different level of Mormonism.
Our Mormonism is the same. It's black and white.
- No, It's not the same. - It's yes and no question.
- No, it's n--It's not the same. - It's not nuanced at all.
I don't know what gaslighting really is,
but I feel like this is it, like telling me,
like, the religion that I've been a part of since birth
that it's actually different,
and the way I've been doing it was wrong.
I don't think it's like, check the box to go to church.
Like, I would wear this to church.
- Oh, pl--you would not. - Some people--No, no, no.
You know, to be fair, I'd gladly join her church.
It seems great. All the perks and none of the payments.
Maybe if that's what Jack says on his mission,
he'll have a lot of success.
"We're serving Vida tequila and... strapless dresses.
Come on in!"
I don't even think you know
where you are right now, Heather.
- I'm being totally honest. - I'm not disagreeing with you.
I think there's days when you're like, "I want that back."
It's in your core. It's in your DNA.
Yeah, that's why the book's not ex-Mormon.
It's my heritage. It's, like, my culture.
It's everything I've lived.
But I also think, like, too, like, being--
I don't want you to think I would ever undermine
or hurt your son or not support you as a mother.
Um, I don't think you would do that, and we--
I was the last one to know, and, like,
you don't wanna talk to me.
You wrote a book about being a bad Mormon.
I'm focused on my kid being a good Mormon.
But the bottom line is I'm done with this.
I just--We're friends. I wanna build
a better friendship with you. - Yeah, good.
- And this is off the table. - You got it. Okay, okay.
Like, this conversation is off the table.
- Okay, okay, I got it, but yeah. - But it feels like
like, I wanna be judged for the way I do things.
- I don't care how you do it. - Well, I'm judging you.
That's what Mormons do best, so I'm--
Oh, yeah.
I wish you would have just pulled me aside...
- I literally did. - ...without going around telling
people in the room. I've heard things about you,
but I would never repeat it. - Yeah. Come with it.
- No. - Come with it.
- What do you got? Foreclosure? - I'm not doing that.
- Check. - I don't care. No.
Divorce? Check. Affair? Check. What else do you want?
- I'm not. I would never. - I'll own it all. I stand in it.
- And I don't care. - I stand in it all day,
every day, Angie. - And you know what I don't do?
And I'm not gonna blame you for it.
If I don't believe something or I don't know--Hey.
Guess what. You tell me that you heard something,
I'm not gonna be like, "How dare you tell me?"
You're getting elevated. You're getting elevated.
-"How dare you tell me?" - We're not gonna get anywhere.
I will be like, "What did you hear?"
This difference between you and me is I don't----ing hide it.
I don't...
Everyone here is talking sh-- behind your back,
I'm the only one saying it to your face.
And you hate me for that
when you should be hating on other people.
- I don't----ing hide it. - Hide what? A rumor?
Everyone here is talking sh-- behind your back.
- Hide a rumor? - I'm the only one
saying it to your face, and you hate me for that
when you should be hating on other people.
I don't hate you, Monica.
I don't know where I stand with you.
You know what I mean? Hi, Mom.
- We're working through it. - You're both beautiful...
- We know. - ...powerful women.
- Thank you. - Bury the hatchet.
That's what we're trying to do.
Portuguese and Greek are so similar.
We're very passionate people. Very passionate.
But today's not the day for that.
Yeah, we're not fighting.
I'm just trying to have a conversation.
I would love to wrap up with Monica.
- Nothing's coming out of this. - I bet you would love
to wrap it up and bring it up the next time I see you.
- No, it's not coming up. - 'Cause you keep coming
for me, Angie. - It's not.
Girl, I only speak Greek. I'm gonna grab my water here.
I said, "Her daughters are here."
I didn't start this sh--. You wanna blame me?
Monica, no, there's no starting--
I love that people come for me, and then they get mad
when I fight back. - I'm not coming for you.
- There's no blame. - Mom...
There's just me trying to understand.
No.
Mom, I'm about to pop off.
Okay, you know, let's just-- let's just leave it...
Do you wanna go with me to the bathroom?
...because it's getting heated, and we have kids here.
- Come with me to the bathroom. - I just don't see us
getting anywhere. I'm gonna move on since it's, uh...
It's not. - ...not a day to have
this conversation, obviously.
Don't----ing pull this sh-- with me
when you don't have my back. - You are at someone's home.
Okay.
- You are in someone's home. - Okay. Okay.
- Take a breath. - I'm not gonna do this with you,
'cause it's gonna get ugly between you and I.
Go take--Go take a breath.
Go take a breath in the bathroom.
You're--No! Don't.
It's okay. It's all good.
Monica, I wish we could just talk calmly.
Angie, we're not gonna talk calmly as long as you keep
blaming me for sh-- other people are saying.
I didn't blame you. I said this was my--
And then I tell you what they're saying, and you get mad
that I'm telling you what they're saying.
But you told someone else before you told me, that's all.
Don't do this to me.
Literally. I'm not going to the bathroom with you. No.
- Stop. This is a-- - Get out of my face.
Oh, my gosh. That's not nice to talk to your mother like that.
I'm dead serious. This is a family--
- I am sitting here. - This is a family gathering.
- She started it. - I don't care.
- You finish it by keeping quiet. - I'm not saying anything.
Monica, I was trying to be kind to you.
I wanted to tell you how I felt.
- You are not trying to be kind. - Stop it.
Tell her to stop it!
Are you serious?!
What is happening?
You can't raise your voice in my house. Yeah.
Sorry.
- I'm not... - Come on.
I'm not talking to you.
When are we cutting the cake?
- I'm so sorry. - Don't apologize.
- You are very sweet,
and it's okay.
Where is Monica? - I don't know, but...
- I'll talk to her. - No, no, no. No, let her--
Let her decompress. Can we have some fun?
- I'm ready for fun. - I'm ready for fun. You are fun.
I'm so confused as to what my mom is doing right now.
I don't really know why she feels the need
to apologize for me to complete strangers
that she doesn't know and has never met before.
I'm over here with the boys. Let's talk sports. Come on.
I feel completely... betrayed.
Okay, let's raise it--
Did any of you play college ball?
He played a little volleyball.
Lisa, Heather, we're gonna learn how
to do a Greek dance right now.
Okay. Here we go. Opa.
- Dad, where's my dancer? Oh. - Right here.
Okay, let's see it. Do we need these?
- You're going for... - Yes!
When we dance, we throw money on people to celebrate them.
So, here's what we need everybody to do...
Is clap.
- Yep. - Okay.
Opa!
Bring on the dollars!
- Whoo! - Whoo!
Hey!
Whoo!
Opa! There you go.
Opa!
- I wanna go dance. I... - Go dance, Mom.
No. I'm not gonna leave you here by yourself.
Gather all the money, kids. Get all the cash.
Okay, no running with the cash. No running with the cash.
Are you okay?
You're my daughter. You're my concern.
I genuinely don't believe that.
You literally just wanted to go dance.
Yes, I did. That doesn't mean you're not important to me.
That doesn't mean you're not my concern.
You're right.
Your behavior is what shows me I'm not important to you.
Your behavior and your words and how you act
and how you apologize to other people
is what shows me I am not your concern.
Opa! Oh, yeah!
- Whoo! - Yes! Thank you.
You were shouting at a family gathering.
Does it----ing matter?
Whoo! Opa!
I'm very grateful for moments like this
because it reminds me of exactly
what I don't ever and will never do to my kids.
I'm not gonna let her feel alone.
I am not gonna let her sit there and be massacred.
- It this----ing funny to you? - It is funny to me.
- That's hilarious. - It is funny to me.
You really are a heartless person,
and you can stay with your friends and party
and----ing "opa" and dance. - I'm heartless.
You can find your own ride home. Dead ass.
Find your own----ing ride home.
- Listen. - No.
Drinks, anyone?
Water shots for the kids.
Brooks, move. Brooks, come on.
Whoo!
- Wow. - Whoo!
Brianna, let's go. Let's go.
- We're leaving? - We're leaving.
Monica, do you wanna talk before you go?
No. I'm good. I really-- I'm done.
- Okay. - Let's go.
- Mom, can you give me the-- - No. We're leaving.
I feel like I'm always left feeling like... little Monica,
like... childhood Monica.
And I feel so bad for her.
I feel so bad for little Monica.
Thanks for coming. Nice to meet you.
Bye.
Mom, what about the Easter hunt?
It sucks that all I want
is a different relationship with my mom,
and I know that's just never gonna happen.
And I wish it so bad. Like, I wish my mom...
I hate feeling like I wish I had a different mom,
but I wish, like, I had a different mom.
- I feel really bad for her mom. - I know. I know. I felt so--
Like, it's pure chaos right now.
I felt terrible.
All I can do is hope that I can be the mom
that I wanted for my kids.
Yeah.
Later this season on "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"...
♪ Happy birthday to you
Aah!
Happy birthday, Monica. Thank you for bringing us
to this beautiful island.
Apparently, it's not hard to get here. It's hard to leave.
Monica, Monica.
It gets to a point
when you're accused of something
over and over and over again, you may as well do it.
Is that a threat?
Don't tell--Oh, sh--. What am I gonna do?
Did she fall?
Aw!
♪ I just want Lisa to love me
You exploited my sexuality in your book.
Do you understand what you're saying?
- Yeah, I-- - 'Cause you sound like an idiot.
How dare you write on my sexuality.
Listen, I wanna enjoy the sound bowl. Excuse me.
Yeah, go ahead. Old people need it.
I just got some information
that is pretty devastating.
Don't trust no one.
Be quiet!
It's a complete betrayal, Meredith.
Tonight happened because of what you said to Monica.
- What did you do?! - Don't----ing talk about me!
I am not the one bringing the tornado.
Karma comes back.