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Amy: So this is technically
an Irish pub. Is it?
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-Mm.
-I mean, the four-leaf clover.
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I don't know. Anyway.
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Oh, it's Henry.
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"Where are you at?
It's almost sex o'clock."
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Ooh.
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-Just block him.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, I put this on my tab,
by the way.
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Oh, Amy, in lieu of cash,
can I give you a gift card
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to Fields or
Les and Cathy's Coffee?
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Free refills on Tuesdays
before 10:00.
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In lieu?
Are we French?
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Jodie, did you rob a CVS?
What?
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Yeah.
No. I buy all these
at the supermarket
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so that they go
on the food bill
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and then Dan doesn't know when
I'm spending money on myself.
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Oh, my God.
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Well, there's a business degree
put to good use.
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Right?
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Oh, it's tragic.
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Waiter:
Here's your check, ladies.
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Take the leftovers with me.
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Oh, my God.
Are you homeless?
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No, I'm minimum wage.
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I have to do things
on the cheap now.
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-Ahh.
-Seriously?
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-Hi.
-Let's go, ma'am.
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Where -- Whoa!
Discrimination!
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Whoa, whoa!
Brutal!
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Against people
with no money!
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You see this?
That took
an interesting turn.
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Jodie,
will you grab my phone?
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Yep, got it.
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Anyway, I have got to go.
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Got to be back home
in "sexteen" minutes.
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You leave the tip.
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Wait! I don't own cash.
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Um...
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♪♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪♪
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[ Alarm beeping ]
Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
Just five more minutes.
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Mm.
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Oh, my G--
Oh, my God.
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What?
What are you doing?
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I'm just looking at you.
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Why?
Oh, come on.
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Who does that?
That's weird.
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Because, um, I love you
and I think you're gorgeous,
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and you have a little something
in your hair...
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Oh, God.
...maybe oatmeal.
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Mmm.
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That was
a teething biscuit.
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Really good.
Oh.
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Julia's getting a molar,
so...
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Alright, I'm gonna
take a shower.
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No, hey.
Don't you, uh...
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Don't you want to get dirty
before you get clean?
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Oh, my God.
Again?
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We just did it
last night.
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I just can't get
enough of you.
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Come on.
What -- Hold on.
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I can feel
a little bit extra.
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Oh, that's disappointing.
It was just toothpaste.
Oh.
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Look, if you're having
an affair
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and you're doing this
out of guilt,
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I'm good.
I'm really good.
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And maybe
cut your toenails.
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I'm growing them out
for you.
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♪♪
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You guys!
Regret. It's regret.
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You guys, I have the most
scandalous gossip.
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Thanks for this.
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One of the other moms at school
got found out for having...
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an OnlyThrills account.
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I know. I know.
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Can someone please tell me
what OnlyThrills is?
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You don't know?
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It's a website where normal,
ugly people can be porn stars,
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and they do either sexy stuff
or just mundane things
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like washing dishes
or eating.
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Look, I bookmarked
the mother.
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Look at her.
Oh!
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Whoa.
I can't believe we know
a sex worker.
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She's not a sex worker,
Jodie.
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She's pulling in
$50k a year
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letting people watch her
suds up her lopsided boobs.
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Oh, you guys, her boobs
are lopsided, look.
Mm-hmm.
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Half of her had fun
in high school, huh?
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Wait, guys.
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People aren't even
showing their faces on this.
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Look at this one.
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This is just someone's feet
being squirted with baby oil.
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Wait. People will pay
to look at feet?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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In other news, Jodie,
you're fake spiritual.
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Is there any planets
in retrograde right now,
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or like a horny moon rising,
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because Henry's
all over my jock.
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We had sex last night,
this morning.
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It's unprecedented.
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Did you know that you can burn
up to 300 calories making love?
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Gross.
Nobody's "making love."
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We're boffing, okay?
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A lot.
It's obscene.
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I mean, the rest
is pretty standard.
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I have prettier feet
than anyone on here.
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Yeah, you have
very pretty feet,
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and now you're just
giving it away for free
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every time
you wear a flip-flop.
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Do you think?
No!
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Sarah!
What?
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You cannot!
Why?
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Why can't I have
a side hustle?
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I want to buy that sofa
I've been visiting
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at Carol Convertibles.
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God, I would love
to take her home.
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It's sad you're more excited
about a sofa
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than any girl
you've ever dated.
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It's that soft.
Wait, so you're gonna
get naked?
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On camera?
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On the Internet?!
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Jodie, calm down.
It's just my feet.
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I've been using my brain
my whole life to get by.
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Now I'm gonna use my bod.
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That-a-girl.
Well, I could never.
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I mean, I am a mom,
after all.
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Ah! Yeah. To the left.
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Just a little.
Okay, okay.
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Swing your knee over
this -- this way.
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Oh.
[ Clattering ]
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Okay.
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There we go. Um, can we just
pull the booster out?
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No, they're impossible
to get in.
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They take forever.
Um...
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Oh, this is rough.
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You know what?
We can take it out.
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I have a manual
in the glovebox.
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No, no, no.
Hey, no, no.
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It's not your fault.
It's mine.
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I mean, you're this --
this classy lady,
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and I don't even have anywhere
for us to be together.
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I should never have let my mom
put her beer fridge in my room.
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She's always barging in now,
especially in the mornings.
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Oh, no.
I know, right?
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It's so fattening.
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It's not like we can boff
at my place.
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What?
Oh.
Amy put it in my head.
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Oh.
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You know what, Jodie?
This just lights a fire under me
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to get my fitness empire
off the ground.
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You know, I mean, I'm already
basically an influencer.
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I just need a couple more
pec result photos and...
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Yeah. Once I have
my own chain of gyms,
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we can have sex
in one of those.
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Ah! And this lights
a fire under me
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to get my organizing
business going.
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Yeah!
But that could take years.
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Look at us.
Future power couple.
Aww.
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Is there anywhere we can rent
for an hour?
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We'll need cash for that.
I'm on it.
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I'm so tired from just running
around with the kids all day.
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We were painting,
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and we must have blown
like 1,000 bubbles.
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I mean, honestly,
how many bubbles can one blow?
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Um, Julia ate
a puzzle piece, okay?
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So just be on the lookout
for that.
Yeah.
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I think it was, like,
a cat's claw.
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Like the end of a cat's claw
or something like that.
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Henry.
Hmm?
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What is going on with you?
Why are you so into me?
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Are you participating
in a male hormone study?
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You're just
hotter than ever.
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I don't know.
I cut my toenails.
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I know. I can tell.
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This is a little alarming,
okay?
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Who are you imagining I am?
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It better be someone
unattainable
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like Angelina Jolie
or Cleopatra.
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Those women are gross,
and one of them's dead.
Mm.
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This is a little embarrassing
to admit,
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but since you started
being a hands-on mom...
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In the afternoons?
Yes.
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You've made a choice to spend
more time with the kids,
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and it brought out
a new side of you.
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What? What side?
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You know, like,
more nurturing and caring.
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You've stopped army crawling
under the windows
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so the kids
don't know you're home.
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You don't call Luke "the one
with the brown hair" anymore.
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You know what
a teething biscuit is.
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I mean, come on.
You're maternal.
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You've changed.
It's a turn-on.
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Unbelievable.
What is that?
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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Honey,
it's a compliment.
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Oh, my God.
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You're basically saying that you
weren't attracted to who I was
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before I started mothering
the kids...in the afternoons.
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Is "mothering" a word?
[ Sighs ]
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Not what I said.
Not what I said.
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And yes, I think so.
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Well, it doesn't matter
if you said it or not.
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It's what I heard,
so I'm finally the woman
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that you wish you married.
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Then great for you.
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I-I'm kind of confused
how this is a bad thing.
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[ Sighs ]
Julia: Mama.
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[ Whimpers ]
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Julia's teething.
I need to go.
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Try to keep it
in your pants.
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I -- [mutters]
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Mommy's coming.
Oh, boy, that's hot.
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You really need this?
Yes!
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My feet need
a lot of light.
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I-I want it to look like
they're on vacation.
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Mm. This is Evan's desk lamp,
and I feel dirty.
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Stop being such a prude.
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I am letting you
shoot erotica in my house.
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Oh, grow up.
Amy: Ughhhh!
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Where are your kids?
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What?
They're downstairs with yours.
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Is that the first thing
that people think of
when they see me?
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No. I think your hair's
too blonde.
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What?
It's just, it washes you out
a little,
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but it's not as brassy
as it was.
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Oh, my God. Okay. Well, Henry
doesn't seem to mind.
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Did he actually
say that?
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Okay, he's obsessed with me
right now,
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ever since I started taking care
of the kids in the afternoon.
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Guys, he called me --
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He called me "maternal."
-Aww.
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You did tell me to be careful
at a crosswalk the other week.
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No, I didn't.
Did I?
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Mm-hmm. You did.
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I don't recognize myself.
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Oh, that's why
all the boffing.
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The what?
The boffing.
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The sex.
Oh, right.
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You sound like a little
British man when you say it.
Oh, thanks.
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Well, it is derived
from Middle English.
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Okay. When did this turn into
a Shakespeare class?
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My husband wishes
I was somebody else.
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No, he just likes
the new you.
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Well, if Coleen
had never died,
247
00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,645
I never would have started
going home in the afternoons
248
00:08:17,647 --> 00:08:19,522
to take care of the kids,
and he never would have realized
249
00:08:19,524 --> 00:08:21,391
how unhappy he was.
250
00:08:21,393 --> 00:08:22,726
Mnh-mnh.
251
00:08:22,728 --> 00:08:24,652
Jodie, can I get a, um,
a pillow for under my foot?
252
00:08:24,654 --> 00:08:25,837
I just want to --
I want to prop it up.
253
00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,321
Like, a decorative one.
254
00:08:27,323 --> 00:08:29,541
Just to be clear, you would
never do this for me.
255
00:08:30,159 --> 00:08:32,068
Guys, I'm not doing it
again tonight, okay?
256
00:08:32,070 --> 00:08:33,327
I have actual work to do,
257
00:08:33,329 --> 00:08:35,588
and I am not gonna get a UTI
for his kink.
258
00:08:35,590 --> 00:08:36,998
Amy, you should be
happy your husband
259
00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,241
wants to have sex with you.
260
00:08:38,243 --> 00:08:40,668
The old you, the new you,
the brassy you.
261
00:08:40,670 --> 00:08:41,853
What's this "brassy" thing?
262
00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,188
You know, if more men
were like him,
263
00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,098
OnlyThrills
wouldn't even exist.
[ Sighs ]
264
00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:47,025
Jodie, this pillow
looks cheap.
265
00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,194
Do you have a --
a classier one?
266
00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:53,273
But it's perfect
for your seedy clients!
267
00:08:53,275 --> 00:08:54,533
[ Gasps ]
You don't know they're seedy!
268
00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:57,110
This is mine.
Jodie, you're being a baby.
269
00:08:57,112 --> 00:08:58,945
Amy: Break it up!
Girls, girls, girls.
270
00:08:58,947 --> 00:09:01,373
Hey, hey! Break it up.
Break it up.
Stop with the sass!
271
00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:04,726
Both of you
are in a time-out.
272
00:09:04,728 --> 00:09:06,193
Oh, my God.
273
00:09:06,195 --> 00:09:08,788
If Henry heard me right now,
he'd be so turned on.
Mm.
274
00:09:08,790 --> 00:09:10,340
That was so maternal.
275
00:09:12,444 --> 00:09:15,295
No, we have to show
the ugly scalloped handle
276
00:09:15,297 --> 00:09:17,722
of the serving spoon, or we're
gonna lose our sponsors.
277
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,206
Donna. Donna.
278
00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:22,060
Do you have to file your nails
so close to the phone?
279
00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:25,713
Oh, also, we are
$400 over budget
280
00:09:25,715 --> 00:09:26,956
on the summer salad show.
281
00:09:26,958 --> 00:09:28,733
They're not even actually
eating the lettuce.
282
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,126
You know what?
New lettuce is just --
283
00:09:30,128 --> 00:09:31,403
it's a luxury
we can't afford, Donna.
284
00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,071
Sorry.
I'm gonna be a little while.
285
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,406
No, no, no.
Do your thing.
286
00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,324
I'm just gonna turn
the light off.
287
00:09:39,654 --> 00:09:40,745
Are you kidding me?
288
00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,155
Henry, wake up.
I'm not asleep.
289
00:09:42,157 --> 00:09:43,397
I just put my head down
on the pillow.
290
00:09:43,399 --> 00:09:45,158
I can't believe you
right now.
291
00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,568
I am a working woman.
I am a boss.
292
00:09:47,570 --> 00:09:48,661
And somehow that's just --
293
00:09:48,663 --> 00:09:50,422
that's just not attractive
to you anymore?
294
00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:52,982
I mean, I-I'm just some
disgusting career pig
295
00:09:52,984 --> 00:09:54,167
you have to sleep next to?
296
00:09:54,169 --> 00:09:55,485
What are you doing?
P-Please stop.
297
00:09:55,487 --> 00:09:58,079
I just -- I just
want to go to sleep.
298
00:09:58,081 --> 00:09:59,264
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
299
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,658
Henry, are you not attracted
to the old Amy?
300
00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:04,603
Did you --
Did you ever love me?
What?
301
00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,663
If I were sitting here,
just signing permission slips
302
00:10:06,665 --> 00:10:09,274
or baking an apple pie,
you'd be all over me.
303
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,017
If you were baking an apple pie
in here,
304
00:10:11,019 --> 00:10:12,611
I'd have a lot
of electrical questions.
305
00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:15,262
Why can't you just admit
that you were secretly
306
00:10:15,264 --> 00:10:16,781
waiting for me
to turn into someone I'm not
307
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,307
so you could
fall in love with me?
308
00:10:18,309 --> 00:10:20,526
Because I'll tell you what --
the way you look at me now,
309
00:10:20,528 --> 00:10:23,196
you should see
your eyes light up.
310
00:10:23,198 --> 00:10:24,848
It's disgusting.
311
00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:26,958
Honey, I'm not waiting for you
to become anyone else.
312
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,460
I love the old Amy.
313
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:32,355
That's why I married her
and...all of that.
314
00:10:32,357 --> 00:10:33,381
Oh.
315
00:10:34,742 --> 00:10:37,861
No!
Then why don't you want
to have sex with me?
316
00:10:37,863 --> 00:10:38,970
I'm not
in the mood for sex
317
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,097
'cause I had to
fire a guy today.
318
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,219
Wh--
Oh.
319
00:10:46,221 --> 00:10:47,720
Hang on a second.
320
00:10:47,722 --> 00:10:49,814
What do you mean?
I didn't know you fire people.
321
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,041
You fire people?
Yeah.
322
00:10:52,043 --> 00:10:53,059
It's not something
you brag about.
323
00:10:53,061 --> 00:10:55,044
No, yeah, no, no.
No, it actually is.
324
00:10:55,046 --> 00:10:56,821
I mean, you could potentially
just, like,
325
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,564
[chuckles]
ruin someone's life.
326
00:10:58,566 --> 00:10:59,807
And that's good?
327
00:10:59,809 --> 00:11:01,642
I did not know that
you had this side to you.
328
00:11:01,644 --> 00:11:03,219
This is like, so...
329
00:11:03,221 --> 00:11:05,163
This is so manly.
This is so powerful.
330
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,408
Tell me --
Tell me everything.
331
00:11:08,410 --> 00:11:11,002
Well, I-I fire people
all the time.
332
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,896
How does that work?
Like, what goes down?
333
00:11:12,898 --> 00:11:14,321
Do you, like, call them into
your office and you're like,
334
00:11:14,323 --> 00:11:15,698
"Hey, sit down,"
335
00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,901
or do you just, like,
slam your fist down on the table
336
00:11:17,903 --> 00:11:19,419
and you're like,
"Get out"?
337
00:11:19,421 --> 00:11:20,586
Um, I -- both.
338
00:11:20,588 --> 00:11:22,329
Mm! Mm!
339
00:11:22,331 --> 00:11:24,073
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
340
00:11:24,075 --> 00:11:26,092
So you don't like
the old Henry?
341
00:11:26,094 --> 00:11:28,669
You, uh -- You want a tough guy
who fires people.
342
00:11:28,671 --> 00:11:30,246
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
343
00:11:30,248 --> 00:11:31,915
I also cut people's
vacation days.
344
00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:33,433
Oh, my God.
Yes, you do!
345
00:11:33,435 --> 00:11:34,934
And I denied a guy's
workman's comp.
346
00:11:34,936 --> 00:11:38,363
He's a single dad.
Oh, my God!
347
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,439
[ Both moaning ]
348
00:11:39,441 --> 00:11:41,107
Should we hang up
with Donna?
349
00:11:41,109 --> 00:11:42,926
Donna, you still with us,
honey?
Mm.
350
00:11:42,928 --> 00:11:45,620
[ Train whistle blows ]
351
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,433
Oh.
Wait.
352
00:11:50,435 --> 00:11:51,692
I need this.
353
00:11:51,694 --> 00:11:53,027
I can't.
I need it.
354
00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:54,212
You know, this happened earlier
with a guy
355
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,621
and a bottle of whiskey?
356
00:11:55,623 --> 00:11:56,806
It was a little darker.
357
00:11:56,808 --> 00:11:58,049
I really need
this gift card
358
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,700
so I can go to Jessicrafts,
buy some glue guns,
359
00:11:59,702 --> 00:12:02,036
wait for the shift change,
and return them for cash.
360
00:12:02,038 --> 00:12:03,888
Why do you need cash
so bad?
361
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,783
Things.
Ah, boyfriend things.
362
00:12:06,785 --> 00:12:07,967
Don't care for
the judgement.
363
00:12:07,969 --> 00:12:09,786
Yes, that's part of it.
364
00:12:09,788 --> 00:12:11,212
I can't.
365
00:12:11,214 --> 00:12:12,972
Dan's starting to
ask questions.
366
00:12:12,974 --> 00:12:14,399
Like, he doesn't think
the freezer has
367
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,975
$200 worth of meat
in it, so...
368
00:12:15,977 --> 00:12:17,718
I'm gonna have to
find another way.
369
00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,404
You know, everything
about you is the first
20 minutes of a "Dateline."
370
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,965
Well, at least I'm not pimping
out my toes to strangers.
371
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:24,075
Oh, that reminds me.
372
00:12:25,228 --> 00:12:26,560
Tell me what you think.
373
00:12:26,562 --> 00:12:30,156
Now, should I get
heavy cotton or suede
374
00:12:30,158 --> 00:12:31,657
for my new
Carol Convertible?
375
00:12:31,659 --> 00:12:34,477
Suede? Who are you?
376
00:12:34,479 --> 00:12:36,755
I am making a pretty penny
off all these foot freaks,
377
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:39,090
especially this big spender
Ari 13.
378
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,150
You're making enough money
off of this site
379
00:12:41,152 --> 00:12:43,762
to order a couch
in a premium material?
380
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:46,598
Mm-hmm.
And matching barrel chairs!
381
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,174
[ Gasps ]
I love barrel chairs!
382
00:12:48,176 --> 00:12:49,993
I know!
I'm getting them in linen.
383
00:12:49,995 --> 00:12:51,327
Linen?!
Mm-hmm.
384
00:12:51,329 --> 00:12:53,730
That's not even
in the same catalog!
Mnh-mnh.
385
00:12:55,333 --> 00:13:05,158
♪♪
386
00:13:12,534 --> 00:13:14,000
Mom!
387
00:13:15,186 --> 00:13:16,628
Were you
taking my money?
388
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,037
No!
389
00:13:18,039 --> 00:13:19,798
But I was gonna
teach you a lesson
390
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:23,526
about leaving your bag out where
anyone could steal from you.
391
00:13:23,528 --> 00:13:24,710
I'm not upset.
392
00:13:24,712 --> 00:13:27,380
I'm just
deeply disappointed.
393
00:13:27,382 --> 00:13:36,356
♪♪
394
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:39,984
[ Line ringing ]
395
00:13:40,895 --> 00:13:43,488
Sarah, I need money, so...
396
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,157
how do I set up
an OnlyThrills page?
397
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,993
And don't make fun of me.
I'm a tragic character.
398
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:57,151
Check it out.
[ Gasps ]
399
00:13:57,153 --> 00:13:58,061
Wow!
400
00:13:58,063 --> 00:13:59,361
Is this for
your foot video?
401
00:13:59,363 --> 00:14:01,155
For our foot video.
402
00:14:01,157 --> 00:14:02,732
I did a little bit
of research,
403
00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:04,250
and I discovered that
girl-on-girl foot-on-foot videos
404
00:14:04,252 --> 00:14:05,659
make twice the money.
405
00:14:05,661 --> 00:14:07,587
Like, three linen
barrel chairs' worth.
406
00:14:07,589 --> 00:14:10,089
Really?
Yes!
Oh, and I also discovered
407
00:14:10,091 --> 00:14:13,259
that guys have a real thing
for feet smushing fruit.
408
00:14:13,261 --> 00:14:15,687
Hmm.
So if we can get the bananas
to squish up
409
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,930
through our toes,
jackpot.
410
00:14:17,932 --> 00:14:19,874
Got it.
Well, let's do it.
411
00:14:19,876 --> 00:14:21,008
Yeah?
Okay.
412
00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:23,010
Jodie, you're a genius.
Alrighty.
413
00:14:23,012 --> 00:14:24,420
After you.
Thank you.
414
00:14:24,422 --> 00:14:27,940
Okay, now, every photoshoot
needs music.
415
00:14:27,942 --> 00:14:30,927
I saw it on TV.
Okay. Okay!
416
00:14:30,929 --> 00:14:32,762
[ Mellow music plays ]
Nope. No. No.
417
00:14:32,764 --> 00:14:33,930
What?
[ Music stops ]
418
00:14:33,932 --> 00:14:35,598
Unh-unh. Jodie!
Well, I was thinking --
419
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,708
Yeah?
420
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,692
Your feet are fugly.
I never noticed this before.
421
00:14:38,694 --> 00:14:39,785
This is crazy.
422
00:14:39,787 --> 00:14:41,695
[ Laughing ] What?
They're not!
423
00:14:41,697 --> 00:14:44,774
Well, I mean, they are,
but I-I don't want to --
424
00:14:44,776 --> 00:14:47,701
I don't want to scare away
my biggest paying fan, Ari 13.
425
00:14:47,703 --> 00:14:49,112
And mama needs a bar cart,
426
00:14:49,114 --> 00:14:50,722
and -- and your toes
are bubbly.
427
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,892
[ Sobs ]
Jodie!
428
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,059
It's nothing to cry over.
429
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,802
Just --
Just don't wear sandals.
430
00:14:56,804 --> 00:14:59,230
[ Sobs ]
431
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,608
[ Machinery beeping ]
432
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,445
[ Hammering in background ]
433
00:15:08,391 --> 00:15:09,449
Hey.
434
00:15:13,229 --> 00:15:15,488
What's the emergency?
435
00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:20,159
One of the guys on my crew has
been bullying the other workers,
436
00:15:20,161 --> 00:15:22,921
so...I'm gonna
have to fire him.
437
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,665
You brought me here to --
Watch.
438
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:26,758
Okay.
439
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,426
[ Chuckles ]
440
00:15:29,988 --> 00:15:31,346
So...
441
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,661
That's right, baby.
I know your kink.
442
00:15:38,663 --> 00:15:41,330
Oh, my God.
I'm so turned on right now.
443
00:15:41,332 --> 00:15:42,682
Wait, wait, wait, though.
Wait.
What?
444
00:15:42,684 --> 00:15:44,943
I feel -- I kind of feel bad
for this guy.
445
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,502
No, don't.
He's a bully.
446
00:15:46,504 --> 00:15:48,112
Yeah, but I mean,
aren't we all bullies deep down?
447
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,505
He drives slow
in the fast lane.
448
00:15:49,507 --> 00:15:51,841
Ah, yeah.
I'm back on board.
449
00:15:51,843 --> 00:15:53,159
[ Chuckles ]
450
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,696
Randy: Hey, Henry.
You wanted to see me?
451
00:15:56,698 --> 00:15:58,030
Uh, yeah. Enjoy.
452
00:15:58,032 --> 00:15:59,332
Okay, okay.
453
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,627
Have a seat, Randy.
454
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,253
We got a problem.
455
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,614
Your coworkers have been
complaining
456
00:16:07,616 --> 00:16:10,969
about how you're treating
them with disrespect.
457
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:14,288
I won't have it.
What?
458
00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:15,956
[ Gasps ]
That's right.
459
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,366
You're fired.
Oh.
460
00:16:17,368 --> 00:16:19,460
You can't do that
to me.
461
00:16:19,462 --> 00:16:20,720
Get off your high horse,
Henry.
462
00:16:20,722 --> 00:16:22,671
Like you've never
pushed anyone around before?
463
00:16:22,673 --> 00:16:25,041
Oh, I have.
In fact, I'm doing it right now.
464
00:16:25,043 --> 00:16:27,210
Mmm.
Goodbye, Randy.
465
00:16:27,212 --> 00:16:29,712
Grab your lunchbox and get
the hell out of here.
466
00:16:29,714 --> 00:16:32,115
Oh.
Unbelievable.
467
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,994
Mm.
You ruined my life!
468
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,573
Oh, that's so hot.
469
00:16:40,575 --> 00:16:43,001
[ Panting ]
470
00:16:43,728 --> 00:16:44,910
Ah!
471
00:16:44,912 --> 00:16:46,229
So what are you doing
this afternoon?
472
00:16:46,231 --> 00:16:47,580
Well, I'm gonna take the kids
to the park
473
00:16:47,582 --> 00:16:49,081
and then to a --
a play-gym place,
474
00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:51,234
and then, um, probably go get
some ice cream after.
475
00:16:51,236 --> 00:16:53,494
My God. Tell me how you don't
go through red lights
476
00:16:53,496 --> 00:16:55,179
with them in the car,
but talk fast.
477
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,498
I also keep Wet Wipes
in the center console now.
Oh, my God.
478
00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,501
[ Both moaning ]
479
00:17:00,503 --> 00:17:02,687
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, come on.
480
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,580
What if this whole mother thing
doesn't stick?
481
00:17:04,582 --> 00:17:06,082
Like, what if I wake up one day
and I decide
482
00:17:06,084 --> 00:17:07,416
I want to go back to the way
I was before Col died?
483
00:17:07,418 --> 00:17:10,253
Before I became a, like,
an actual hands-on mother?
484
00:17:10,255 --> 00:17:12,363
In the afternoons.
In the afternoons.
485
00:17:13,424 --> 00:17:14,699
Then you're disgusted
by me?
486
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:18,685
Babe, no matter what happens,
we can always role play.
487
00:17:18,687 --> 00:17:19,853
Mm.
488
00:17:19,855 --> 00:17:20,946
Now get out of here.
I have work to do.
489
00:17:20,948 --> 00:17:22,022
You're so bossy.
490
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,225
You better be baking
an apple pie in bed
491
00:17:24,227 --> 00:17:25,192
when I get home tonight.
492
00:17:25,194 --> 00:17:27,378
Or else what?
Or else you're fired.
493
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,088
[ Laughs ]
494
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,126
I'm a loser.
495
00:17:34,128 --> 00:17:37,129
I buy drinks with
craft store cards
496
00:17:37,131 --> 00:17:39,298
and I tried to steal money
from my own kid.
497
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:42,727
Well, in fairness,
she probably stole it from you.
498
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,971
Sarah, I am 39 and 3/4
years old,
499
00:17:45,973 --> 00:17:49,141
and I have
nothing of my own.
500
00:17:49,143 --> 00:17:52,295
Mm.
That is your fault.
501
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:53,979
You gave away
all your power.
502
00:17:53,981 --> 00:17:55,073
You gave it all to Dan,
503
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,966
and now you're afraid
to ask for it back.
504
00:17:56,968 --> 00:17:58,317
No, that's the point.
I don't want to ask.
505
00:17:58,319 --> 00:18:00,620
I want something
that's just mine.
506
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,064
I don't know
where to start.
507
00:18:04,066 --> 00:18:06,400
And I've got ugly feet.
508
00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:07,251
Well...
509
00:18:08,404 --> 00:18:12,832
And you're so smart
and pretty and brave,
510
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:17,519
and you weren't at all afraid
to throw your entire life away
511
00:18:17,521 --> 00:18:20,598
to go after what you want,
which is still very much TBD,
512
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,749
but you're on your way.
513
00:18:23,511 --> 00:18:26,104
Why are you even friends
with me?
514
00:18:27,498 --> 00:18:28,940
Because you loaned me
underwear
515
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,850
when I sat on lemonade
in first grade.
516
00:18:30,852 --> 00:18:32,092
You peed in your pants.
517
00:18:32,094 --> 00:18:34,320
But you told everyone
it was lemonade.
518
00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:40,359
You are the kindest,
most supportive,
519
00:18:40,361 --> 00:18:43,121
loyal friend
that I've ever known.
520
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,364
But I'm cheating on
my husband.
521
00:18:45,366 --> 00:18:47,608
Yes, you are.
522
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:50,019
But you are very loyal
to those who deserve it,
523
00:18:50,021 --> 00:18:52,964
and, you know,
we're both...
524
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:55,115
smushing rotten fruit
in a bathtub
525
00:18:55,117 --> 00:18:56,783
at 2:00
on a Tuesday afternoon,
526
00:18:56,785 --> 00:19:00,196
so I don't think either of us
is doing very well.
527
00:19:00,198 --> 00:19:03,048
[ Both laugh ]
528
00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:04,642
Come on.
529
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,126
Get up.
530
00:19:06,128 --> 00:19:09,796
Let's try to make a few bucks
on those fugly bubble toes.
531
00:19:09,798 --> 00:19:11,223
Really?
532
00:19:11,225 --> 00:19:13,484
You think, uh,
you think they can be pretty?
533
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,711
Uh, I've got filters.
534
00:19:16,731 --> 00:19:19,139
You know, the big one would
look cute with cat ears on it,
535
00:19:19,141 --> 00:19:20,900
like a --
like a chubby little,
536
00:19:20,902 --> 00:19:23,552
square, ingrown alley cat.
537
00:19:23,554 --> 00:19:25,221
Meow.
Meow.
538
00:19:25,223 --> 00:19:25,997
Meow.
539
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,723
Hey, d--
don't tag me in this.
540
00:19:27,725 --> 00:19:29,167
This should be all you.
541
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,984
There's a market
for those feet.
542
00:19:30,986 --> 00:19:32,503
There are some real
sickos out there.
543
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,297
[ Door opens ]
544
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,066
How did it go?
She buy it?
545
00:19:37,068 --> 00:19:38,659
Hook, line, and sinker.
546
00:19:38,661 --> 00:19:40,586
I appreciate you
doing that, pal.
Yeah.
547
00:19:40,588 --> 00:19:43,848
Didn't realize she was gonna
hit this right in there.
548
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,758
Yeah, I was surprised, too.
549
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,927
What?
Uh...
550
00:19:47,929 --> 00:19:51,022
The hole goes both ways.
[ Chuckles ]
551
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,840
Relax, all I saw
were ankles and -- and knees.
552
00:19:53,842 --> 00:19:56,027
Or did I? [ Laughs ]
553
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,696
Okay,
you're actually fired.
554
00:20:03,611 --> 00:20:05,778
♪♪
555
00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:07,538
-Two lattes, please.
-Okay.
556
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,764
Uh, make it three.
557
00:20:08,766 --> 00:20:10,541
Hi. You look pretty.
558
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,692
Oh, thanks.
559
00:20:11,694 --> 00:20:13,102
You're never late for coffee.
What's up?
560
00:20:13,104 --> 00:20:15,438
Well, Henry and I
worked out our stuff.
561
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,698
You know, like,
we really worked it out.
562
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,217
Boffed.
563
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,943
It still doesn't sound right
when you say it, okay?
564
00:20:20,945 --> 00:20:22,553
But guys, I found my kink,
okay?
565
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:26,540
Turns out Henry is a man,
and I like it.
566
00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:28,208
He is? Huh.
567
00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:31,562
Hey, this is on me.
568
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,955
I got this.
569
00:20:32,957 --> 00:20:34,232
I may have only made $68
on OnlyThrills,
570
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,733
but it was enough money
for me to start
571
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:36,901
my very own
private bank account
572
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,294
in my own name
with my own money,
573
00:20:38,296 --> 00:20:39,478
because I am my own woman.
574
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:40,646
Good for you, Jodie.
575
00:20:40,648 --> 00:20:42,222
Oh, you got the card
with the whales on it.
576
00:20:42,224 --> 00:20:44,617
-Sounds a little judgy.
-Whales are great.
577
00:20:46,061 --> 00:20:48,729
Oh, no!
What's wrong?
578
00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:52,141
Guys, it's Ari 13's dad!
579
00:20:52,143 --> 00:20:54,159
Turns out Ari 13
is literally 13,
580
00:20:54,161 --> 00:20:56,328
and he was making it rain
with his bar mitzvah money,
581
00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:57,755
and now they want it back.
582
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,573
-Ooh.
-Oh, boy. Oof.
583
00:20:59,575 --> 00:21:01,984
It was all dirty
bar mitzvah cash.
584
00:21:01,986 --> 00:21:04,578
Wait, are you going to
give it back?
585
00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:06,155
I don't know.
Amy, what should I do?
586
00:21:06,157 --> 00:21:08,582
Oh, hell no.
Screw that kid.
587
00:21:08,584 --> 00:21:10,159
Ah! Do you hear that?
588
00:21:10,161 --> 00:21:11,660
I'm not really a mother
after all.
589
00:21:11,662 --> 00:21:14,087
I'm not that much
of a mother.
Oh, congratulations.
590
00:21:14,089 --> 00:21:15,088
Welcome back.
591
00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:17,516
-Ah!
-I knew you'd never change.
592
00:21:17,518 --> 00:21:18,985
Phew.