1 00:00:01,560 --> 00:00:03,836 Do you think there's sex in heaven? 2 00:00:03,838 --> 00:00:06,246 Coleen loved sex. 3 00:00:06,248 --> 00:00:08,156 Amy: Yeah, of course. I mean, it's heaven. 4 00:00:08,158 --> 00:00:11,176 I bet everyone looks great naked with the lights on, too. 5 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:12,736 Wow. 6 00:00:12,738 --> 00:00:14,829 She was the first one of al of us to lose her virginity. 7 00:00:14,831 --> 00:00:16,923 A real trailblazer, that one. 8 00:00:16,925 --> 00:00:18,408 She was such a mentor. 9 00:00:18,410 --> 00:00:19,760 Do you remember at the church carnival, 10 00:00:19,762 --> 00:00:22,521 when she taught us how to work a churro with our mouths? 11 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,097 Yeah. I ate mine. 12 00:00:24,099 --> 00:00:26,767 Excuse me. Do you mind? Kind of. 13 00:00:26,769 --> 00:00:29,770 I mean, our friend just died, so we're having a little picnic. 14 00:00:29,772 --> 00:00:30,921 Reminiscing. 15 00:00:30,923 --> 00:00:33,681 That's my wife. No. I don't -- 16 00:00:33,683 --> 00:00:34,958 Pretty sure it's our friend. 17 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,052 Oh, yeah, I'm pretty sure it's our friend. 18 00:00:37,054 --> 00:00:38,612 I wrote it down. 19 00:00:38,614 --> 00:00:39,872 This is 178. We're 176. 20 00:00:39,874 --> 00:00:41,356 Oh, there's her grave. Thanks, Amy. 21 00:00:41,358 --> 00:00:42,541 Oh, you know what? It was a bloppy pen. 22 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,025 And the cap -- Hey. 23 00:00:44,045 --> 00:00:45,936 -I'm just trying to get -- -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 24 00:00:45,938 --> 00:00:47,104 I got it, I got it, I got it. 25 00:00:47,106 --> 00:00:49,030 So sorry. Alright. 26 00:00:49,032 --> 00:00:50,698 Peace be with you. 27 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:52,459 Coleen? Oh, where is she? 28 00:00:52,461 --> 00:00:53,777 Here she is. Col? 29 00:00:53,779 --> 00:00:56,889 There she is. Found her. 30 00:00:56,891 --> 00:00:58,465 There she is. 31 00:00:58,467 --> 00:01:01,209 ♪ Hey! ♪ 32 00:01:01,211 --> 00:01:03,228 Hi, welcome to Fields. 33 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:06,807 I hope you find everything you're looking for today! 34 00:01:06,809 --> 00:01:09,459 You don't like -- That's my friendly Fields face. 35 00:01:09,461 --> 00:01:11,461 I just -- I don't believe you care 36 00:01:11,463 --> 00:01:14,222 if I found everything I'm looking for. 37 00:01:14,224 --> 00:01:15,407 Hi! Welcome to Fields. 38 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:18,560 I hope you find everything you're looking for. 39 00:01:18,562 --> 00:01:21,246 Wow. You are so phony. Thanks. 40 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,307 I've been married to Dan for 16 years. 41 00:01:23,309 --> 00:01:24,566 I'm good at faking things. 42 00:01:24,568 --> 00:01:27,068 It helps to fantasize about my trainer. 43 00:01:27,070 --> 00:01:28,495 I'm not here. I'm not here. 44 00:01:28,497 --> 00:01:30,905 I'm just grabbing a vat of coffee, and then -- thank you -- 45 00:01:30,907 --> 00:01:32,833 I am taking the kids to the park, 46 00:01:32,835 --> 00:01:35,502 because I'm a hands-on mother now in the afternoons. 47 00:01:35,504 --> 00:01:36,744 You hate the park. Mm-hmm. 48 00:01:36,746 --> 00:01:38,097 You know you can't just leave them there, right? 49 00:01:38,099 --> 00:01:40,099 Yeah. I'll be in a car nearby. 50 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:41,100 [ Phone alarm sounds ] Oh. Ding-ding. 51 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:42,417 My 15 minutes is up. 52 00:01:42,419 --> 00:01:44,085 I have to get back to register three. 53 00:01:44,087 --> 00:01:46,330 Hi. Welcome to Fields -- No. 54 00:01:46,332 --> 00:01:47,922 What time are we going to Coleen's? 55 00:01:47,924 --> 00:01:49,424 Is it still Coleen's, or are we calling it Brian's now? 56 00:01:49,426 --> 00:01:50,592 No, let's call it Brian's house. 57 00:01:50,594 --> 00:01:53,261 No, no, no. That's weird. That's weird. 58 00:01:53,263 --> 00:01:54,929 Oh, I just got a dick pic from Henry. 59 00:01:54,931 --> 00:01:56,340 Oh, my God! No, no, no, no, no. 60 00:01:56,342 --> 00:01:57,599 It's Dick Clark. Calm down. 61 00:01:57,601 --> 00:01:59,118 I haven't seen a dick in a long time, 62 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,768 but looks better than I remember. 63 00:02:00,770 --> 00:02:02,179 Mm. Mm. 64 00:02:02,181 --> 00:02:03,789 Maybe your trainer will send you one. 65 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:04,865 Amy. 66 00:02:04,867 --> 00:02:09,035 ♪♪ 67 00:02:09,037 --> 00:02:11,154 Uh, maybe -- maybe don't dance. 68 00:02:11,156 --> 00:02:13,298 Oh. Store policy? 69 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:16,360 No. 70 00:02:16,362 --> 00:02:18,362 Sarah? 71 00:02:18,364 --> 00:02:19,621 Oh, my God. 72 00:02:19,623 --> 00:02:22,699 I heard you were working here, but I didn't believe it. 73 00:02:22,701 --> 00:02:24,551 I'm Diana, the ex-wife. 74 00:02:24,553 --> 00:02:25,869 Oh. Okay. 75 00:02:25,888 --> 00:02:27,295 Hope you found everything you were looking for. 76 00:02:27,297 --> 00:02:29,631 Paper or plastic? Paper? Great. 77 00:02:29,633 --> 00:02:33,560 Uh, is this life change because Coleen died, 78 00:02:33,562 --> 00:02:35,228 or is it because of me. 79 00:02:35,230 --> 00:02:37,823 I would just hate to be responsible for... 80 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:38,899 this. No, I just -- 81 00:02:38,901 --> 00:02:41,234 I wanted a fun job, and this is fun. 82 00:02:41,236 --> 00:02:42,327 Fun. 83 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,054 You never liked fun when we were married. 84 00:02:44,056 --> 00:02:45,980 Oh, that's because you were having all the fun 85 00:02:45,982 --> 00:02:48,892 with our acupuncturist. 86 00:02:48,894 --> 00:02:50,151 Mm. 87 00:02:50,153 --> 00:02:51,561 I'm worried about you, Sarah. 88 00:02:51,563 --> 00:02:53,563 You know, if you're worried about me, 89 00:02:53,565 --> 00:02:55,490 maybe you shouldn't buy $11.39 sriracha on my credit card. 90 00:02:55,492 --> 00:02:57,325 Nice recall, Sarah. Thank you. 91 00:02:57,327 --> 00:03:00,237 I can't afford this on a nurse's salary. 92 00:03:00,239 --> 00:03:02,572 That's why I got spousal support. 93 00:03:02,666 --> 00:03:06,018 Right. [ Scoffs ] Fine. 94 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,835 I will put it back. Great. 95 00:03:07,837 --> 00:03:11,431 Um, we don't talk our customers out of expensive stuff. 96 00:03:11,433 --> 00:03:12,507 Oh, okay. Yeah. 97 00:03:12,509 --> 00:03:13,692 So, she should just have everything? 98 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,176 Yeah. Okay. Alright. Yeah. 99 00:03:15,178 --> 00:03:17,196 You'll just get everything. Yeah. Hey, you know what? 100 00:03:17,198 --> 00:03:18,755 Take this and this and everything, and you know what? 101 00:03:18,757 --> 00:03:19,923 While you're spending my money, 102 00:03:19,925 --> 00:03:23,093 why don't you just take everything? 103 00:03:23,095 --> 00:03:24,261 Here you go. 104 00:03:24,263 --> 00:03:26,205 Everything. Look at you. 105 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:28,356 Just take, take, take. 106 00:03:28,358 --> 00:03:31,501 Oh. If you want me to. 107 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:37,457 [ Sighs ] Please take care of yourself. 108 00:03:37,459 --> 00:03:39,943 Bye. Nice to meet you, Diane! 109 00:03:39,945 --> 00:03:41,869 Diana. Diana! 110 00:03:41,871 --> 00:03:43,463 I'm having fun, Diana. 111 00:03:43,465 --> 00:03:45,966 This is fun! 112 00:03:45,968 --> 00:03:47,451 I guess the receipt should go to you. 113 00:03:47,453 --> 00:03:49,786 Uh, there's a coupon for fabric softener 114 00:03:49,788 --> 00:03:52,397 we have on sale th-- this week. 115 00:03:54,476 --> 00:03:56,626 Next on line! Oh, there's no one there. 116 00:03:56,628 --> 00:03:59,629 [ Dog barks ] Amy: Mommy's home from work. 117 00:03:59,631 --> 00:04:02,557 Hi! Oh. Hi. 118 00:04:02,559 --> 00:04:04,134 I thought you were an intruder. 119 00:04:04,136 --> 00:04:05,410 Nope. Just their mother. 120 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:07,395 I'm still not used to you coming home in the afternoon. 121 00:04:07,397 --> 00:04:08,655 Well, get used to it. [ Cell phone rings ] 122 00:04:08,657 --> 00:04:11,917 Oh, you know what? It's Mommy's assistant. 123 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,326 Hi, Donna. What's up? 124 00:04:13,328 --> 00:04:15,754 Chef Mary isn't sure she wants to host the show tomorrow. 125 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,814 She thinks we're too rinky dink. 126 00:04:17,816 --> 00:04:18,815 Rinky dink? 127 00:04:18,834 --> 00:04:21,001 Her specialty's parking lot barbecue. 128 00:04:21,003 --> 00:04:22,486 You can't fix trash. 129 00:04:22,488 --> 00:04:24,504 Okay, can you just get on a Zoom and I'll kiss her ass? 130 00:04:24,506 --> 00:04:26,914 Let me see if I can figure out how to log on this time. 131 00:04:26,916 --> 00:04:29,584 You want me to stay with the kids so you can work? 132 00:04:29,586 --> 00:04:31,511 I have to come back at 5:00 anyway so you can 133 00:04:31,513 --> 00:04:33,330 go to your attractive, deceased friend's house. 134 00:04:33,332 --> 00:04:35,515 Such an odd thing to say. No, I'm good. 135 00:04:35,517 --> 00:04:36,942 It's just gonna be 10 minutes of work. 136 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,277 I'm a great multi-tasker. 137 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:40,170 You should see me text and drive. 138 00:04:40,172 --> 00:04:42,022 Barely any typos. I don't mind. 139 00:04:42,024 --> 00:04:43,598 No, I'm good. It's good, good, good. 140 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,358 You go. Okay. 141 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,861 She's dying for me to ask her for help, 142 00:04:47,863 --> 00:04:49,696 but I'm not gonna give her the satisfaction. 143 00:04:49,698 --> 00:04:51,515 Isn't she your babysitter? 144 00:04:51,517 --> 00:04:54,200 It's a complicated relationship, Donna. 145 00:04:54,202 --> 00:04:56,186 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 146 00:04:56,188 --> 00:04:58,188 Yes! Perfect! 147 00:04:58,190 --> 00:04:59,781 Here, I'll take that. Huh. 148 00:04:59,783 --> 00:05:01,949 There you go. Great job. 149 00:05:01,951 --> 00:05:04,285 Come on. 150 00:05:04,287 --> 00:05:06,029 That's using your core. 151 00:05:06,031 --> 00:05:07,197 How'd that feel? 152 00:05:07,199 --> 00:05:09,382 Something's not working. 153 00:05:09,384 --> 00:05:10,700 You're not leaving me for Pump It Gym 154 00:05:10,702 --> 00:05:12,218 now that they have racquetball now, are you? 155 00:05:12,220 --> 00:05:14,704 No, I would never go that. 156 00:05:14,706 --> 00:05:16,556 Okay. I plateaued. 157 00:05:16,558 --> 00:05:18,725 I didn't lose any weight this week. I feel bulky. 158 00:05:18,727 --> 00:05:21,469 Okay. Alright, alright, alright, lookit, lookit. 159 00:05:21,471 --> 00:05:23,563 The more glycogen stores and fat you have to lose, 160 00:05:23,565 --> 00:05:26,140 the more "fuel" there is to work this process, right? 161 00:05:26,142 --> 00:05:27,326 So more calorie burn. 162 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:29,494 But when you lose weight, there's less glycogen, 163 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:30,829 less calorie burn. 164 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,238 Temporarily. 165 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:33,890 So, you're not bulky. 166 00:05:33,892 --> 00:05:35,334 You're beautiful. 167 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:37,077 Stop it. No, no, no, I mean it. 168 00:05:37,079 --> 00:05:38,228 Come on. Say it to me. 169 00:05:38,230 --> 00:05:39,412 [ Chuckles ] You're beautiful. 170 00:05:39,414 --> 00:05:41,398 No. Jodie, come on. Let me hear it. 171 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:43,416 You're beautiful. Thank you. 172 00:05:43,418 --> 00:05:45,068 [ Laughing ] Come on. Come here. 173 00:05:45,070 --> 00:05:46,160 We're gonna say it in the mirror. 174 00:05:46,162 --> 00:05:47,087 Say it to yourself, right here. 175 00:05:47,089 --> 00:05:48,663 Gimme five. Start now. 176 00:05:48,665 --> 00:05:51,074 You're beautiful, you're beautiful, you're beautiful. 177 00:05:51,076 --> 00:05:52,184 You're beautiful. 178 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:54,260 [ Inhales deeply ] You're beautiful. 179 00:05:54,262 --> 00:05:56,480 There you go. Keep going. 180 00:05:58,083 --> 00:06:00,025 You're beautiful. 181 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,653 You're beautiful. 182 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:06,531 You're beautiful. 183 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,592 [ Microwave beeping ] 184 00:06:08,594 --> 00:06:12,037 Mom, did you just call lasagna beautiful? 185 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:14,781 No. I was calling myself beautiful. 186 00:06:14,783 --> 00:06:17,191 Because I am. [ Door opens ] 187 00:06:17,193 --> 00:06:18,543 And so are you. 188 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,862 [ Door closes ] Ew, Mom. You're so cringe right now. 189 00:06:20,864 --> 00:06:23,957 I'm going to the mall for dinner. 190 00:06:23,959 --> 00:06:26,218 Hi, Dad. Bye, Dad. 191 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:28,035 Hi. How was your day? 192 00:06:28,037 --> 00:06:30,204 Exhausting. 193 00:06:30,206 --> 00:06:33,040 You're lucky you get to lounge around all day. 194 00:06:33,042 --> 00:06:34,393 Well, I wouldn't say I lounge. 195 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:37,562 I cleaned the rugs, did carpool, made a lasagna, 196 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:40,047 and, oh, I worked out. 197 00:06:40,049 --> 00:06:42,401 You don't need to work out. 198 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:46,129 Now that you're 40, it's all downhill. 199 00:06:46,131 --> 00:06:47,297 Why fight it? 200 00:06:47,299 --> 00:06:50,075 Mm. Good lasagna. 201 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:53,412 Love you, Jode. I'm 39 and three-quarters. 202 00:06:54,823 --> 00:06:58,992 ♪♪ 203 00:06:58,994 --> 00:07:00,961 [ Beeping ] 204 00:07:03,148 --> 00:07:04,481 No, no, no, no! Unsend my text! 205 00:07:04,483 --> 00:07:06,666 Unsend my text! 206 00:07:06,668 --> 00:07:10,595 Come on. 207 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,973 I want down. Okay. 208 00:07:14,217 --> 00:07:17,769 Um, so, uh, okay, where were we? 209 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,755 You're in the exact same place you were hours ago 210 00:07:20,757 --> 00:07:22,590 when we started this thing. 211 00:07:22,592 --> 00:07:24,425 Okay. Right. So -- 212 00:07:24,427 --> 00:07:28,188 Luke: Mommy, look at this cool drawing I made of a falcon! 213 00:07:28,190 --> 00:07:29,781 Just give me five minutes, okay? 214 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:30,857 It's a crisis. 215 00:07:30,859 --> 00:07:32,284 Like climate change? 216 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:33,359 Yeah. 217 00:07:33,512 --> 00:07:35,603 Just like it, except it's gonna affect me. 218 00:07:35,605 --> 00:07:37,197 Can I get a car, to and from the set? 219 00:07:37,199 --> 00:07:38,974 Yes. Absolutely. 220 00:07:38,976 --> 00:07:40,517 Julia: Mommy! Um... 221 00:07:40,519 --> 00:07:41,293 [ Dog barks ] 222 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:43,369 When should Donna pick you up? 223 00:07:43,371 --> 00:07:44,612 Okay. 224 00:07:44,614 --> 00:07:46,022 [ Leaf blower whirring ] 225 00:07:46,024 --> 00:07:47,857 Mary, I'll be right there! 226 00:07:47,859 --> 00:07:51,085 Mr. Falcone, shut your blower! 227 00:07:51,087 --> 00:07:52,804 I can't believe this day. 228 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,882 There we go. 229 00:07:55,884 --> 00:07:57,701 [ Clears throat ] Okay. 230 00:07:57,703 --> 00:08:00,553 So, when should, um, Donna -- She hung up. 231 00:08:00,555 --> 00:08:02,463 What? She hung up. 232 00:08:02,465 --> 00:08:04,649 Can you just get that bum-fire cooking idiot back? 233 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,801 Mary: Still here. Just turned off my camera. 234 00:08:06,803 --> 00:08:09,637 Ohhh. That's how that works. 235 00:08:09,639 --> 00:08:12,549 Maybe we'll see a Yellow Rump Warbler at the park. 236 00:08:12,551 --> 00:08:14,551 They feed on fruits like berries and figs, 237 00:08:14,553 --> 00:08:16,219 though figs are not really fruit 238 00:08:16,221 --> 00:08:17,996 because they're pollinated by wasps 239 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,223 that can be found dead inside them. 240 00:08:20,225 --> 00:08:21,407 Yeah. Okay. 241 00:08:21,409 --> 00:08:22,817 You know what? Who's excited to go to the park? 242 00:08:22,819 --> 00:08:24,577 I might even get out of the car. 243 00:08:24,579 --> 00:08:26,896 Gloria, what are you doing back so soon? 244 00:08:26,898 --> 00:08:28,990 Soon? It's 5:00. 245 00:08:28,992 --> 00:08:30,400 It is? 246 00:08:30,402 --> 00:08:32,118 Already? How is that possible? 247 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,995 Did you get all your work done? 248 00:08:33,997 --> 00:08:35,088 I did. 249 00:08:35,090 --> 00:08:36,497 Thank you. 250 00:08:36,499 --> 00:08:40,093 Mm-hmm. I have time to spare, too. 251 00:08:40,095 --> 00:08:43,188 [ Explosion ] 252 00:08:46,418 --> 00:08:48,342 Amy: Hi, you guys. I've had the worst day. 253 00:08:48,344 --> 00:08:49,586 Ohh. 254 00:08:49,604 --> 00:08:51,196 Okay, so Lila shouldn't be using a grown-up fork, 255 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,031 'cause she could, you know, poke herself or worse. 256 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,274 Oh, crap. Really? 257 00:08:54,276 --> 00:08:57,761 Well, I guess butter knives are a no. 258 00:08:57,763 --> 00:08:58,870 Look at you, being a mother 259 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,430 and knowing what's dangerous for kids. 260 00:09:00,432 --> 00:09:01,948 It is impressive, babe. 261 00:09:01,950 --> 00:09:03,600 Where did all this food come from? 262 00:09:03,602 --> 00:09:04,543 Meal train. 263 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:06,193 You know, the women from our church. 264 00:09:06,195 --> 00:09:07,862 Henry, we have to join a church before I drop dead. 265 00:09:07,864 --> 00:09:08,880 Yeah, working on it. 266 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,106 Hey, Bri, we got any of that 267 00:09:10,108 --> 00:09:11,624 breadcrumb mac n' cheese this week? 268 00:09:11,626 --> 00:09:14,110 Yeah, behind the chili, next to the beef stew we had last night. 269 00:09:14,112 --> 00:09:15,461 Oh, yeah. 270 00:09:15,463 --> 00:09:18,131 How often do you come here to eat? 271 00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:19,224 My friend needs me right now. 272 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,301 [ Groans ] I'm here for you, buddy. 273 00:09:21,303 --> 00:09:23,210 No matter how many entrees it takes. 274 00:09:23,212 --> 00:09:26,139 Dan can't make it. Ocular migraine. 275 00:09:26,141 --> 00:09:27,232 Yes! 276 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:30,143 I am on a Dan excuse-not-to-see-us roll. 277 00:09:30,145 --> 00:09:32,962 I had "Stuck in Atlanta due to weather." 278 00:09:32,964 --> 00:09:34,221 Oh, I got tapeworm. 279 00:09:34,223 --> 00:09:36,758 I'll write you a check, Brian. 280 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,134 Jodie: [ Whispering ] Hey. 281 00:09:38,136 --> 00:09:39,560 Should we be on the meal train? 282 00:09:39,562 --> 00:09:40,637 Why? 283 00:09:40,639 --> 00:09:41,913 We don't want to have sex with Brian. 284 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,230 And we're like family. 285 00:09:43,232 --> 00:09:45,325 We don't have to do nice stuff like that. 286 00:09:45,327 --> 00:09:46,476 Yeah. 287 00:09:46,478 --> 00:09:48,169 You guys can go smell Coleen's clothes. 288 00:09:49,906 --> 00:09:52,424 I know you smell Coleen's clothes. 289 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:53,483 Okay. 290 00:09:54,169 --> 00:09:55,927 Wait, let me just wipe her face off first. 291 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,838 Wow, look at you being so loving. 292 00:09:58,840 --> 00:09:59,914 I can be tender. 293 00:09:59,916 --> 00:10:01,749 Ah. Move. 294 00:10:01,751 --> 00:10:04,344 Here you go. Jodie: She looks so much like Coleen. 295 00:10:04,346 --> 00:10:06,921 Amy: Yeah, especially with food all over her face. 296 00:10:06,923 --> 00:10:08,832 Good girl. 297 00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:13,427 Jodie: Lavender, diaper cream, and the food court. 298 00:10:13,429 --> 00:10:15,672 I hated that lavender spray. 299 00:10:15,674 --> 00:10:17,598 Here, g-give it to me. I wanna smell it. 300 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,677 Yes! I knew this was in here somewhere. 301 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:22,454 Ah! Oh, candy. 302 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:25,106 Nope. 303 00:10:25,108 --> 00:10:26,791 I can't. I plateaued. 304 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,034 It's cancer pot. 305 00:10:28,036 --> 00:10:29,869 It's a psychoactive cannabinoid. 306 00:10:29,871 --> 00:10:31,963 It's a hallucinogenic. 307 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,131 It'll stay in your system for days. 308 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,708 Yeah, that's what the package promises. 309 00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:37,193 I had a bad day. 310 00:10:37,195 --> 00:10:39,379 Oh, did you expect to like the park? 311 00:10:39,381 --> 00:10:40,880 You know, we don't go for ourselves. 312 00:10:40,882 --> 00:10:41,973 It never happened. 313 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,141 I got caught up with a work thing 314 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,717 and then let the kids down. 315 00:10:44,719 --> 00:10:46,202 Guys, I tried to juggle. 316 00:10:46,204 --> 00:10:48,538 I thought it would be easy, like texting and driving. 317 00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:50,206 Amy, will you try to text me? 318 00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:52,133 I think my phone is broken. I'm not getting anything. 319 00:10:52,135 --> 00:10:54,043 Who are you waiting to get a text from? 320 00:10:54,045 --> 00:10:55,712 Everyone you like is here. 321 00:10:55,714 --> 00:10:57,563 [ Gasps, chuckles ] 322 00:10:57,565 --> 00:10:59,716 Is it that trainer? 323 00:10:59,718 --> 00:11:00,808 [ Laughing ] It is! 324 00:11:00,810 --> 00:11:03,720 You guys, I texted him at 4:00. 325 00:11:03,722 --> 00:11:04,904 No response. 326 00:11:04,906 --> 00:11:07,240 Well, maybe yearbook committee ran late tonight. 327 00:11:07,242 --> 00:11:09,742 No, no, it's probably just he can't be on his screens 328 00:11:09,744 --> 00:11:11,336 'til his homework is done. 329 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,046 [ Both laugh ] 330 00:11:14,566 --> 00:11:16,157 Hey. Do not text him. 331 00:11:16,159 --> 00:11:17,324 Do not. 332 00:11:17,326 --> 00:11:19,177 -No. No. No! -Do I need to take your phone? 333 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,512 No! 334 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:21,996 I promise. 335 00:11:21,998 --> 00:11:24,099 I'm having a cannabinoid. 336 00:11:26,761 --> 00:11:28,761 Because I'm fun. 337 00:11:28,763 --> 00:11:30,021 Since when? 338 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,431 Diana came into Fields today. 339 00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:34,600 She called me not fun, so I'm gonna be fun, 340 00:11:34,602 --> 00:11:35,694 just to spite her. 341 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,420 She came into Fields? What? 342 00:11:37,422 --> 00:11:39,180 It was bound to happen. They have the best coffee. 343 00:11:39,182 --> 00:11:41,015 Oh, I know. She bought a pound of it. 344 00:11:41,017 --> 00:11:42,258 Hazelnut, with my credit card. 345 00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:44,110 She still has your credit card? Yeah. 346 00:11:44,112 --> 00:11:45,370 She has it in my house, actually, 347 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,706 with my furniture and my stationary bike. 348 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:50,600 You remind me of the tree character in that book, 349 00:11:50,602 --> 00:11:53,027 "The Giving Tree", where you just keep letting her 350 00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:55,788 take and take and take until there's -- 351 00:11:55,790 --> 00:11:57,123 what, not a lot left? 352 00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:58,717 I-I didn't finish the book. 353 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,126 It's like 12 pages. 354 00:12:00,128 --> 00:12:02,628 Amy: I'm a recently working mother. 355 00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:03,871 You know what? 356 00:12:03,873 --> 00:12:05,390 I should have taken the tree. 357 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,892 Remember the one Coleen planted when we -- 358 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,469 when I bought the house? 359 00:12:09,471 --> 00:12:10,729 Yes. 360 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:11,730 [ Gasps ] 361 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,122 Diana's at work. 362 00:12:13,124 --> 00:12:15,959 Oh, we could go there. We could just take it. 363 00:12:15,961 --> 00:12:17,794 At 6:12, on a school night? 364 00:12:17,796 --> 00:12:18,886 Mm. 365 00:12:18,888 --> 00:12:20,554 Well, what would I do with it? 366 00:12:20,556 --> 00:12:22,907 She has my lawn. 367 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,151 We give it to Brian and Lila. 368 00:12:25,153 --> 00:12:28,137 It would provide fruit and shade for years to come. 369 00:12:28,139 --> 00:12:31,732 It would be our contribution to the meal train. 370 00:12:31,734 --> 00:12:33,159 Yes! Yeah. Okay. 371 00:12:33,161 --> 00:12:34,252 I'm in. You're in. 372 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,736 Yes. You're driving. 373 00:12:35,738 --> 00:12:37,330 I can't. I ate a gummy. 374 00:12:37,332 --> 00:12:39,090 I shouldn't have held it. 375 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,151 Together: Brian! 376 00:12:42,153 --> 00:12:45,171 -Brian, you're driving too fast. -This is fast? 377 00:12:45,173 --> 00:12:48,082 -What's the plan? -Get the fig tree. 378 00:12:48,084 --> 00:12:50,493 -Shh! -Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh! 379 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,662 Have to hurry, and be quiet! 380 00:12:52,664 --> 00:12:54,105 Quiet! 381 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,607 Keep the engine running. Shh! 382 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,350 Okay. Shh! 383 00:12:57,352 --> 00:13:00,195 I'm not gonna see my bed tonight. 384 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:07,193 Good thing I brought brisket. Ooh. 385 00:13:07,195 --> 00:13:09,037 Oh. 386 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,623 Guys, I don't want to toot my own horn, 387 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,107 but I'm really good at this. 388 00:13:13,109 --> 00:13:14,441 I always told Henry that they'd never find his body, 389 00:13:14,443 --> 00:13:17,278 and now I actually believe it. [ Chuckling ] 390 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:20,131 Oh. My heart is racing so fast. 391 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,966 What if I'm having a heart attack? 392 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,027 I have to text Matt, say goodbye. 393 00:13:24,029 --> 00:13:26,137 You had one gummy. I had two. 394 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:29,532 They were stuck together. Amy. 395 00:13:29,534 --> 00:13:32,644 This fig has a face. [ Laughing ] 396 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:33,627 Okay, you know what? 397 00:13:33,629 --> 00:13:34,795 No. This isn't fair. 398 00:13:34,797 --> 00:13:36,039 I was pounding those gummies. 399 00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:38,149 You had, like, two each. Three! 400 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,633 I found one smushed to my elbow. 401 00:13:39,635 --> 00:13:42,153 Woo! I feel nothing. 402 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,229 C'mere. 403 00:13:43,231 --> 00:13:47,233 Psst-psst. [ Clears throat ] Over here! 404 00:13:47,235 --> 00:13:49,719 Don't be scared. I don't bite. 405 00:13:49,721 --> 00:13:51,145 I get bit. Huh? 406 00:13:51,147 --> 00:13:52,664 There you go. Focus. 407 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:53,832 Jeez, settle down. 408 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:56,000 Fig: You two. You two ladies. 409 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,744 Wait a minute. Are you buzzed? 410 00:13:58,746 --> 00:14:01,130 [ Laughing ] 411 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,159 Coleen? Coleen? 412 00:14:05,161 --> 00:14:06,994 No, no, no. I'm a fig. 413 00:14:06,996 --> 00:14:08,329 What's wrong with you? 414 00:14:08,331 --> 00:14:11,074 What's wrong with me? You're a talking fig. 415 00:14:11,076 --> 00:14:13,409 So what? You let your son down. 416 00:14:13,411 --> 00:14:14,668 He'll be fine. 417 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:17,430 The park will be there tomorrow, unless they finally 418 00:14:17,432 --> 00:14:20,099 take that poison groundwater thing seriously. 419 00:14:20,101 --> 00:14:21,434 What if he's not fine? 420 00:14:21,436 --> 00:14:23,177 What if he grows up to be one of those people 421 00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:25,104 that talks to strangers on planes? 422 00:14:25,106 --> 00:14:26,513 Then that's my fault. 423 00:14:26,515 --> 00:14:28,867 Who's she talking to? Mm-mm. 424 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,093 You're feisty. 425 00:14:30,095 --> 00:14:32,261 Ooh, and cute. 426 00:14:32,263 --> 00:14:33,520 You ever get figgy with it? 427 00:14:33,522 --> 00:14:36,190 No. What? How would that even work? 428 00:14:36,192 --> 00:14:38,284 Only one way to find out, toots. 429 00:14:38,286 --> 00:14:41,104 Ugh. Who are you talking to? 430 00:14:41,106 --> 00:14:42,363 This creep. 431 00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:44,107 Oh, that's the fig with a face. 432 00:14:44,109 --> 00:14:46,109 And the dirty mouth. 433 00:14:46,111 --> 00:14:47,534 Mm-mm-mm. 434 00:14:47,536 --> 00:14:50,796 We're done. 435 00:14:50,798 --> 00:14:53,207 Hey, Jodie, who are you texting? 436 00:14:53,209 --> 00:14:55,968 Jodie. What did I say? [ Texts chiming ] 437 00:14:55,970 --> 00:14:57,120 Better not be the cops. 438 00:14:57,122 --> 00:14:59,122 Okay, who texts the cops? 439 00:14:59,124 --> 00:15:00,139 Jodie, give it to me. 440 00:15:00,141 --> 00:15:01,382 No, I'm just, um... Jodie. 441 00:15:01,384 --> 00:15:02,734 I'm just e-mailing moms from the school. 442 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,051 Jodie! Lice is going around! 443 00:15:04,053 --> 00:15:04,903 Don't come near me! Stay away! 444 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,462 Give it to me! Stay away! 445 00:15:06,464 --> 00:15:07,739 Are you trying to get lice on me? Stay away! 446 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:08,740 Jodie, no! Is it contagious? 447 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,299 Jodie! No! Get the lice! 448 00:15:10,301 --> 00:15:12,744 Give it to me! Give it to me! 449 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,321 Sheila Marcholi's brisket's even better at room temp. 450 00:15:15,323 --> 00:15:18,232 Hey, man, these ladies must have really loved Col. 451 00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:19,751 They've just been so brave. 452 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,994 One did my laundry. 453 00:15:21,996 --> 00:15:24,738 Another one was mowing my lawn this morning. 454 00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:28,593 She even brought her own mower so she wouldn't bother me. 455 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,671 It was really nice. 456 00:15:31,673 --> 00:15:34,157 They're not being nice. 457 00:15:34,159 --> 00:15:35,992 They want a piece of that. 458 00:15:35,994 --> 00:15:38,995 No. No, dude. You're wrong, okay? 459 00:15:38,997 --> 00:15:41,497 They know that I'm a grieving man. 460 00:15:41,499 --> 00:15:43,166 There's nothing sexier than a man sloppy crying 461 00:15:43,168 --> 00:15:45,668 at his wife's funeral. 462 00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:46,927 See this? 463 00:15:46,929 --> 00:15:48,838 This is "I want you" rice. 464 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,265 Okay, that's basmati. 465 00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:56,287 And enjoy it, because the meal train, it ends here. 466 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,031 What are you talking about? 467 00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:01,851 You're joking, right? 468 00:16:01,853 --> 00:16:04,295 Don't derail this train now. 469 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,464 We're eating like kings. 470 00:16:08,893 --> 00:16:10,359 Okay. You're right. Yeah. 471 00:16:10,361 --> 00:16:12,211 Pass me Mrs. Ragusa's rice pudding. 472 00:16:12,213 --> 00:16:14,046 She's a grandma. That's gotta be safe. 473 00:16:14,048 --> 00:16:15,865 Back on the train. 474 00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:18,125 Ahh. Alright. 475 00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:19,960 Is that cinnamon swirl in the shape of a -- 476 00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:21,980 Mrs. Ragusa. 477 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:24,707 Is Mr. Ragusa in the picture? 478 00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:27,210 It's his mower! 479 00:16:27,212 --> 00:16:29,520 [ Both laugh ] 480 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,731 Amy: Give me the phone, Jodie. Jodie: It's fine. 481 00:16:31,733 --> 00:16:33,049 I need it. Oh, come on! 482 00:16:33,051 --> 00:16:34,993 Jodie! Guys, guys! Shh, shh, shh! 483 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:35,901 Oh! Oh! 484 00:16:35,903 --> 00:16:37,161 Oop! Ahh. 485 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,904 Guys, guys, if I get caught for trespassing, 486 00:16:38,906 --> 00:16:40,573 I'll lose my medical license. 487 00:16:40,575 --> 00:16:43,726 Who cares? You're not a doctor anymore. 488 00:16:43,728 --> 00:16:45,003 Oh, yeah. 489 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,912 [ All laughing ] 490 00:16:46,914 --> 00:16:48,489 I went to med school for eight years, 491 00:16:48,491 --> 00:16:51,917 and now I bag groceries with a 15-year-old who has braces. 492 00:16:51,919 --> 00:16:54,161 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 493 00:16:54,163 --> 00:16:57,164 You threw away a really good career. 494 00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,017 Really good career. 495 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,244 But I'm having fun. 496 00:17:01,246 --> 00:17:03,079 Hey, you know what's even better? 497 00:17:03,081 --> 00:17:05,097 Raise it up. Up top. Up top. 498 00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:08,860 You are being fun. 499 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,195 Hmm? 500 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,032 The word "fun" is weird. 501 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,092 Fun. Fun. 502 00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:17,184 Fun. Fun. 503 00:17:17,186 --> 00:17:19,262 Fun. There we go. 504 00:17:19,264 --> 00:17:21,614 Fun. No, no, no, no! 505 00:17:21,616 --> 00:17:23,282 Yes! Yes, yes. 506 00:17:23,284 --> 00:17:27,027 Oh, guys. You just made me kill pervy fig. 507 00:17:27,029 --> 00:17:29,288 Fine. I texted him. [ Sighs ] 508 00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:32,199 I'm weak, okay? It's not like that's news. 509 00:17:32,201 --> 00:17:33,551 No, don't beat yourself up. 510 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,779 High school relationships are tough to navigate at 40. 511 00:17:36,781 --> 00:17:39,115 I am 39 and 3/4. 512 00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:41,967 I'm not even a good cashier. 513 00:17:41,969 --> 00:17:46,189 [ All laughing ] 514 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,143 Oh, yeah. That's a great hug for you guys. 515 00:17:51,145 --> 00:17:54,280 I'm happy that you're having a hug. 516 00:17:57,969 --> 00:17:59,193 Alright. Off you go. 517 00:17:59,195 --> 00:18:00,486 Luke: Maybe we'll see 518 00:18:00,488 --> 00:18:02,229 a Yellow Rump Warbler at the park. 519 00:18:02,231 --> 00:18:05,065 They feed on fruits like berries and figs, 520 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,250 though figs are not really fruit, 521 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,477 because they're pollinated by wasps 522 00:18:08,479 --> 00:18:10,146 that can be found dead inside them. 523 00:18:10,148 --> 00:18:12,998 [ Gasps ] I was listening. 524 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,317 I am a good mom. 525 00:18:14,319 --> 00:18:17,653 Oh, Luke is gonna love this. 526 00:18:17,655 --> 00:18:19,705 [ Gags ] Okay. Okay. 527 00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:20,765 I'm still having fun. 528 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,007 Alright, we gave it a good shot. 529 00:18:22,009 --> 00:18:24,102 That's it. Let's go. Wait! 530 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,846 We can't just leave without the tree. 531 00:18:26,848 --> 00:18:32,926 I did not stay out past 7:00 on a school night for nothing! 532 00:18:32,928 --> 00:18:37,006 What just happened? Dude. 533 00:18:37,008 --> 00:18:40,934 I am really high or really strong. 534 00:18:40,936 --> 00:18:43,863 I'm going with really strong. 535 00:18:43,865 --> 00:18:45,865 Amy, can I text Matt 536 00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:47,274 and tell him I used my core strength? 537 00:18:47,276 --> 00:18:49,034 You can do anything you want. 538 00:18:49,036 --> 00:18:53,356 I'm terrified of you right now. 539 00:18:53,358 --> 00:18:55,858 On second thought, I'm a strong woman. 540 00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:58,285 I don't need his approval. Hmm. 541 00:18:58,287 --> 00:19:00,304 Okay. I can't -- I can't -- 542 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,032 Okay. Good. That's good, that's good. [ Grunts ] 543 00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:05,125 And I'm done. I'm done. 544 00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:07,536 You actually dug a tree out of the ground. 545 00:19:07,538 --> 00:19:08,962 Yeah. 546 00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:10,481 No one would find my body. 547 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,891 Told you. 548 00:19:11,893 --> 00:19:16,061 Brian, this is for you and Lila. 549 00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:17,638 Col planted it, 550 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:21,033 and it can provide fruit and shade for years to come. 551 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,994 Wow. That's really nice. 552 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,328 Let's get a picture. Come on, you guys. 553 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,238 We should probably go. I want Lila. 554 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,073 Look at the shovel I got us. That's great. 555 00:19:28,075 --> 00:19:30,835 And this is so much better. 556 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,728 Guys, get tight. 557 00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:37,233 So good. It's so good. You're so sweet when you're asleep. 558 00:19:37,235 --> 00:19:39,752 Wait, Li-- Hey, Lila. 559 00:19:39,754 --> 00:19:42,905 Someone's here. 560 00:19:42,907 --> 00:19:45,074 Oh. Oh. 561 00:19:45,076 --> 00:19:46,475 I haven't seen her in a bit. 562 00:19:47,169 --> 00:19:49,094 [ Car door closes ] 563 00:19:49,096 --> 00:19:52,023 Sarah, what the hell? 564 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:55,601 I ate a cannabinoid and I took my tree back. 565 00:19:55,603 --> 00:19:56,936 You know why? 566 00:19:56,938 --> 00:19:58,362 'Cause it turns out 567 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,847 I'm fun. 568 00:20:00,849 --> 00:20:02,033 [ Laughing ] 569 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,593 Oh, shh, she's gonna see you. Let's go. 570 00:20:04,595 --> 00:20:05,778 I can see you. 571 00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:08,706 Shh! Just grabbing the tree. 572 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,449 Dianaaaa. Seriously? 573 00:20:10,451 --> 00:20:12,101 Goodnight. 574 00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:13,269 Hey. 575 00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:15,955 Look at -- hrhhh -- look at what I got for Like. 576 00:20:15,957 --> 00:20:17,790 That's disgusting. Yeah. 577 00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:19,442 He'll love it. I know. 578 00:20:19,444 --> 00:20:22,611 Look at you, knowing what our son will love. 579 00:20:22,613 --> 00:20:24,263 Yeah. 580 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:29,285 Oh, it's Diana, "checking in" again. 581 00:20:29,287 --> 00:20:32,471 Well, maybe she saw a glimpse of fun Sarah and wants you back. 582 00:20:32,473 --> 00:20:34,065 No, if she wanted that, she wouldn't text me 583 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,474 four times in one night. 584 00:20:35,476 --> 00:20:38,294 See, now, I think getting as many as eight texts 585 00:20:38,296 --> 00:20:40,071 within an hour is hot. 586 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,964 It's a huge turnoff. 587 00:20:41,966 --> 00:20:43,148 Not always. Always. 588 00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:44,483 Not everyone -- Everyone. 589 00:20:44,485 --> 00:20:46,393 I'm not here -- I'm just getting a vat of coffee 590 00:20:46,395 --> 00:20:48,137 and then I'm taking my kids to the park. 591 00:20:48,139 --> 00:20:49,914 You can sit with us for two minutes. 592 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,416 I'll put two tables together. 593 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:55,586 Whoa. Okay. 594 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,004 Oh, wow. 595 00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:03,910 Psst-psst. 596 00:21:03,912 --> 00:21:06,338 Good morning, sleepyhead. 597 00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:07,598 Sarah, um, 598 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:10,751 how long does a cannabinoid stay in one's system? 599 00:21:10,753 --> 00:21:14,680 ♪♪ 600 00:21:14,682 --> 00:21:16,983 Huh.