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Sorry,
this gift card is expired.

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That's because it belonged to
our dear friend Coleen.

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She has sadly...
passed on.

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Listen, man,
we're not doing great, okay?

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She used to be a doctor.
Now she's bagging groceries.

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Whoa.
Number-one chain in the nation.

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And this one hasn't had a carb
in about eight weeks

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'cause she's trying
to bag her trainer.

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I'm doing it for my health.
Jeez.

10
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And I have decided to be
a mother in the afternoons.

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So could you just take a little
pity on us and swipe the card?

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I pity you.
A lot of us do.

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But...still a no.

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Okay.

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You know what?
You keep the card, Pete.

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I'll get our $33 another way.
Okay?

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Just gonna --
A little doily burrito.

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Well, those are free, anyway,
so...

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Oh, hey, hey, hey!
You can't just --A few of these.

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A few of these,
and one of these, one of those.

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-No, no.
-You poked the bear, Pete.

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This is on you.
This is on you.Wow!

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Let's get it in there.
No cup left behind.

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Wait!

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Could you get in trouble
for taking all that stuff?

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Is it stealing?No, it's in the gray zone
at best.

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Does anyone want
a muffin-bite?

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-Oh. Carbs.
-I'm good.

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Uh-huh.

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[ Muffled ] It's so dry!
Does anybody have water?

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Do you want
to spit it out?

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See you back here tomorrow!

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♪♪

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♪ Hey!

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♪♪

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Ow.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

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No need to flatter me.
You already got me.

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No, it's my right boob.
There's a sharp pain.

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I think there's something
really wrong.

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Ow.
It's very serious, I think.

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Oh, my God.

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[ Chuckles ] You don't even care
if I'm dying.

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Well, it's hard to take you
seriously when yesterday,

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you said your kidneys
"felt weird."
Ow.

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The day before that, you had
"odd, patchy skin" on your back.

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Oh, and then you said
your tongue was "bumpy."

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It's still bumpy.[ Sighs ]

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Henry, my friend died,
okay?

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It's normal for me
to be a little scared.

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But you're healthy.

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Go see your doctor
so he can tell you.

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Or she.
Or she.

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Okay, thank you.
It is a guy, though.

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[ Sighs ]Coleen was healthy.

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She went to the doctor.

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Eight months later,
she was dead, okay?

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She didn't -- Hey, she didn't
even have a bumpy tongue.

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Alright. Well, let's save
the sexy talk for later.

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I gotta go to work.

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Okay, maybe we can try again
this afternoon.

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I-I probably won't be dying
by then.

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I was planning to go
for a run.
Oh, good.

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'Cause I'm all of a sudden
very aware of my spleen.

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I know you think I'm crazy,
Henry, but my friend died!

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If Coleen can get cancer,
anyone can!

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Okay!

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Andrea! Do you have your
soccer cleats for practice?![ Cellphone ringing ]

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I cleaned the dog poo off
for you!

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You're welcome!

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Oh!

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[ Exhales sharply ]

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[ Cellphone beeps ]

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Hey, there.

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Hey. Uh, hope I'm not calling
at a bad time.

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Andrea:
Where are my cleats?!

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What? No way.
What's up?

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Um, well, I --Nora: Mom!

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Evan hit my tooth,
and it's loose!

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Aww.
Are those your kids?

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My -- Oh, ki--
No.

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I mean, I barely --
What's up?

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Well, I just wanted to see

83
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if maybe you wanted to meet
in the park this afternoon?

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But I'm not scheduled
for today.

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No, no, no, I know.
It's just --

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It's such a freakin' beaut out.
I thought it might be fun.

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Sure thing.
My day's wide open.

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Great. I'll, uh --
I'll text you the details.

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Bye.[ Cellphone beeps ]

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[ Gasps ]

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Huddy:
Alright. You knocked Barry off
the wall in just a week.

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And...

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congratulations
on Employee of the Month.

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Thank you.Oh. Congrats, Sarah.

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Nice job.

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Oh, hey, Rudy.
Thank you.

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I-I'll see you out there.

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Look at that, Huddy.

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Rudy knows my name now.

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I'm not just "noob"
anymore.

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Hi.
Amy.

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Plastic, and I need you
to feel something.

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Please don't make me touch
your body again.

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You are not dying.
I'm sorry.

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Um, no. I really need you
to feel my boob, okay?

106
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I-I think there's a mass.

107
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Just want you to know,
you are ruining boobs for me.

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Okay, well, just --
just get in there.

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Just get in there.

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[ Grunts ]
Yeah. Oh, yeah, no.

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You're already finding it.
See?
Uh-huh.

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You can't not feel it.
See?

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Amy, I really feel like
Coleen's death is affecting you.

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I mean, you're obviously
going through something.

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Well, that would hold
a lot more water

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if you weren't a doctor
bagging groceries.

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Okay. That was low.

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It is not a lump.
It's a floating rib.

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Ew.
Ew?

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What kind of bedside manner
is that?

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Oh, my God.
Hi!

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Wait,
what are you doing here?Hi.

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Are you guys hanging out
without me?

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I am working,
and she's dying apparently.

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Oh. Okay.

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Because now that Coleen's gone,
there's only three of us,

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and someone always gets
left out, and I feel left out.

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What is happening here?

129
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Since when do you wear jeans
and boots?

130
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You look so nice.

131
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Is this an old-timey
picnic basket?

132
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Matt asked me to meet him
at the park today.

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It felt very flirty.

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We've never gotten together
outside the gym.

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This is major.

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Is this really still going on?

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You're a cliché.
You know that?

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No offense.

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Well, offense.

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Honestly,
what is the end game here?

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I mean, you guys have sex,
he gives you HPV,

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and then that spirals
right into cervical cancer,

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and then, I mean, poof,
you're dead.

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Dan gave me HPV years ago.
I think I'm fine.

145
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Okay. And thank you for shopping
at Fields.

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Okay, no, no, no, no, no.Goodbye.

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I need to know
where this rib is floating to.

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What if this is the reason
I have so many spleen issues?

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This is related to --Hey, hello.

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Hi.Hi.

151
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Uh, would you guys mind
maybe moving

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your sleepover party outside?Mm-hmm.

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Rude.Thank you.

154
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Thanks for shopping
at Fields.

155
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Nice friends.No, no, I don't --
I don't know them.

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Okay.

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♪♪

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[ Train horn blows ]

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[ Cellphone chimes ]

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Oh. [ Chuckles ]

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Okay, so I texted Henry to tell
him that I was gonna live,

162
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and this is what
he came back with.

163
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So, he's got this app
that tracks his jogging route.

164
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He's trying to spell the word
"Jets" for the New York Jets.

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He's a crazed fan.

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But, I mean,
it's impressive, isn't it?

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I mean, and --
and really pointless.

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Oh, man. The "S" crosses
Sunrise Highway three times.

169
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That has the highest death rate
in the tri-state area.

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Between the blindspot and
the drag racing and the curse,

171
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it's a death parade.

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Eh. Nah, he's fine.
I think he'll live.

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Yeah,
you better hope so.

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My cousin Tony
dropped dead at 43.Oh, here we go.

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Left his wife Lorraine
with three kids.Mm-hmm.

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Her life became an endless cycle
of work and childcare.

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Every bedtime.
Alone.

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Every poopy diaper.
Alone.

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Weird puberty stuff?
Alone.

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She aged 20 years in one.

181
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You think youlook like
an old mom.

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Okay.

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[ Birds chirping,
dog barks in distance ]

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Matt: Jodie!

185
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Oh, there you are!
Hey!

186
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How about this day, huh?

187
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Freakin' beaut.

188
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What's in the basket?

189
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Well, I just came
from a thing,

190
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and I was gonna change
when I got here,

191
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but I guess I just accidentally
picked this up

192
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instead of my workout bag.

193
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[ Chuckles ]And here we are.

194
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Well, right on.
Let's get started, yeah?

195
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Look, we can do this
some other time.

196
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No, no, no, no.
Please, no.

197
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You came all the way here
for a workout.

198
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I'm gonna give you a workout,
okay?

199
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We do kinda got to hurry,

200
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'cause I gotta get through all
you moms before school gets out.

201
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So let's start
with some squats.

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Yeah? Okay?

203
00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:25,445
One.

204
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[ Groans ] It's just --Great.

205
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Okay, you gotta get a little bit
lower than that.

206
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It's good, though.
That's good.

207
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And -- There you go.
That's better.

208
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[ Sniffs ]
Do you wanna slip
the shoes off?

209
00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:37,282
Might help.

210
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I think everything
should probably stay on.

211
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Yeah? You -- You sure?Yep.

212
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Hey, everyone.

213
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Guys --
Guys have you seen this?

214
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Someone has drawn a phallus
and I want to say testes

215
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on -- on my
Employee of the Month picture.

216
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Did -- Did some random teen
get back here?

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[ Laughter ]
Oh.

218
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Good razz.
Very funny, guys.

219
00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:05,136
Nobody likes a winner.Or a wiener.

220
00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:08,488
You know, we could all
be winners, you know, Rudy?

221
00:08:08,531 --> 00:08:10,925
I mean, we could be doing
so much more here.

222
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I mean, you --

223
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you could be color-coordinating
the cereal boxes!

224
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A-A-And, Mary-Louise,
those baskets could be stacked

225
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so much neater,
don't you think?

226
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I mean, all it takes is one
person to make this change.

227
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And I am so happy
that I get to be that for you.

228
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So join me in -- in excellence,
won't you?

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[ Chuckles ]

230
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♪♪

231
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[ Sighs ]
What are you doing?

232
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Tying my shoes
so I can go for a run.

233
00:08:44,872 --> 00:08:46,264
Have you never seen me
do this?

234
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Wait, not the Jets run.Hell yeah, the Jets run.

235
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J-E-T-S.
You know it, babe.

236
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J-E-T-S.Jets, Jets, Jets!

237
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J-E-T-- I know.
Okay, you know what?

238
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You can't go to Sunrise Highway.
Okay?

239
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It is very dangerous
and possibly cursed.

240
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What?
Yeah.

241
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You have to cross it three times
to make the "S."

242
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Four times.
So what?

243
00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:07,416
Henry...I don't want you to die,
okay?

244
00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:09,636
I can't live without you.That's really sweet.

245
00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:11,768
Donna's cousin Tony died,
left Lorraine with the kids.

246
00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:13,291
She had to raise them
all by herself.

247
00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:14,945
Do you know how old
she looks now?

248
00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:15,946
It's awful.

249
00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:17,948
Oh. Okay.

250
00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:19,776
I'll see you later.No, no. Eh -- Mnh-mnh.

251
00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:21,125
You have to listen to me,

252
00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:22,953
and not just because
I'm the alpha here,

253
00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:25,782
but because my friend died,
okay?

254
00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:28,480
So, please?

255
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:31,048
Okay. Fine.

256
00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:32,397
I won't go for this run,

257
00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:34,574
if you'll stop using
so much fake sugar.

258
00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:36,358
Hmm?
Uh-huh.

259
00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:38,969
I heard
it causes cancer,

260
00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:40,318
and I don't want to be alone
with the kids, either.

261
00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:41,929
Fine, fine.
I will stop with my yellows.

262
00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:43,583
I just --
Let me just finish

263
00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:45,497
what I stole
from the coffee shop.

264
00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:47,108
It's a long story.

265
00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:49,501
Oh. Let me guess --
you were in the right?

266
00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:51,242
I was.

267
00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:53,767
[ Scanner beeping ]

268
00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:57,205
Wait.

269
00:09:57,248 --> 00:09:59,599
I just refilled my bags.

270
00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,388
You know what?

271
00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:08,129
These are going to be
on me.

272
00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:13,525
We are gonna fit all of this
into this bag.

273
00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:15,658
That's not gonna work.

274
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:18,835
I have stuffed intestines back
inside a man's stomach cavity,

275
00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:21,098
so I-I think
I can make this work.

276
00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:25,929
Fiber,
and eggs on top.

277
00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:28,453
Oh. It's a little --
It's a little heavy.

278
00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:30,891
[ Groans ] Careful.Just give it to me.

279
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:33,241
Alright. Okay.
Alright.

280
00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:36,113
Oh. Bend your knees.
I used to be a doctor.

281
00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:40,770
Thank you for shopping
at Fields.

282
00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:43,381
If you're out of bags,
maybe you could go

283
00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:45,688
color-coordinate
the cereal box aisle.

284
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,690
I would love to!

285
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:55,219
♪♪

286
00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:56,438
28 -- Don't stop.

287
00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:58,092
29. 30.

288
00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,572
Boom! Done.

289
00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:02,705
Great job today, Jodie.
Seriously.

290
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,185
You know, you're not like
my other clients

291
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:06,535
who just take the whole hour
to hit on me.

292
00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:07,710
It's like the opposite
of Me Too.

293
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:11,018
It's like #TooMe
or something.

294
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,193
So gross!

295
00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:13,716
Uh, hey.
Bye!

296
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:14,978
We haven't done
your post-workout stretch yet!

297
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:16,284
You know what?
I'm already loose.

298
00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:18,068
I'm just --
I mean, I'm not loose.

299
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:19,591
You know what I mean.
I just...

300
00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:21,028
Jeez, Jodie.

301
00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:22,029
Jodie!

302
00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:24,248
Jodie!

303
00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,989
Hey.
Ah --

304
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:27,295
You forgot
your other purse --

305
00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:28,731
Aah! Ew! Bee![ Bee buzzing ]

306
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:29,776
Whoa, okay. Alright.

307
00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,429
Bee!
S-S-Stay calm.

308
00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:33,083
Stay calm, alright?
They don't want to sting you.

309
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:34,432
They just -- Ow!

310
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:36,086
Oh! It got you!Oh!

311
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:37,087
Oh, wait.

312
00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:38,610
Bastard.
I can help!

313
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,438
[ Groans ]
Wait.
I can suck out the stinger.

314
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:41,439
I've got everything
in this purse.

315
00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:43,746
Oh, man.
Okay.

316
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:46,357
[ Groans ]
Got me right in my pec.

317
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,925
Crap, that really hurts.Oh.

318
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,361
Ow.

319
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:51,623
I'm surprised it could get
its stinger in there.

320
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:54,191
It's very hard.
Yeah.

321
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:55,279
Hold still.

322
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,330
♪♪

323
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:08,771
♪ I just can't live
without your sweet love ♪

324
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,381
Thank you.

325
00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:12,906
Oh, here's --
Just --

326
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:15,082
Oh,
you got superhero ones?!

327
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:20,130
You must be a great mom.
[ Chuckles ]

328
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,002
Take all of them.

329
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:24,656
Sick. Thank you.

330
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:25,745
[ Chuckles ]

331
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,014
[ Sighs ]

332
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,410
Hey.

333
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,718
You forgot
your other purse again.

334
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,460
[ Chuckles ] You want me
to put it in the back?

335
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,157
Yes.
Yeah.

336
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:50,160
Please.

337
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:51,509
Pbht.

338
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,210
Okay.
What's the emergency?

339
00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:58,255
Did you get a second opinion
on my floating rib?

340
00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,780
Don't tell me.
No, don't -- Mm.No. Amy, Amy.

341
00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:02,999
I need you to stuff
the comment card box

342
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:05,219
with negative reviews
about Rudy.

343
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:06,568
I will get you started.

344
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:08,439
He doesn't wash his hands
after peeing.

345
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,354
Okay, but are we really supposed
to do that every time?

346
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,269
Every time.Oh.

347
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,488
Oh, my God.

348
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:14,794
I can smell you
from outer space.

349
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,012
Did you get mugged,
or -- Ugh.

350
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,709
Guys, guys.

351
00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,973
Look at what my co-workers
did to me out of jealousy.

352
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:21,365
I took a picture of it.

353
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:24,020
[ Chuckles ][ Gasps ]

354
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:26,501
It's such good work.
Look at that.It's not funny, Amy.

355
00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:29,460
Mnh-mnh.They took my bags, too.
I'm being bullied.

356
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:33,247
[ Muzak plays ]

357
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:35,858
Ooh.
So unsanitary.

358
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:38,034
Okay, screw the comment cards.
I was a bully in high school.

359
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,862
I am so ready to take out
some pent-up aggression

360
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,559
on an essential worker.Great.

361
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:42,822
You.

362
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,867
Are you the one
that drew the, uh --

363
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,390
the thing
on our friend's face?

364
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:49,263
Oh, sure did.
It was self-modeled.

365
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:50,873
Why?
Oh.

366
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:53,571
That type of behavior
is not okay.Mm-hmm.

367
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:56,052
You need to apologize to Sarah
right now!

368
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,837
Look, I didn't want it
to get to this point,

369
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,403
but she left me
no choice.

370
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,231
She gave a motivational speech
in the break room.

371
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,624
I love
her motivational speeches.

372
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,104
They're why I floss
every day.

373
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,888
[ Sighs ] Listen,
we like to slack off here,

374
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:08,021
and she's upsetting
the chillaxed mood.

375
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,111
Because of her,
the powers that be

376
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,243
think that we can be
doing more.

377
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:16,377
Oh, boy. Okay.
You know what?

378
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:19,119
This is sounding
all too familiar.

379
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:21,599
This is sounding like elementary
school all over again.Huh.

380
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,079
We started getting math homework
because of her.

381
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,776
Yeah, and then she got put in
the advanced classes

382
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:27,214
with all
the other dorks.

383
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:28,476
We get it, Rudy.

384
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,781
We know what
you're going through, buddy.

385
00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:32,915
We got your back.
Thank you.

386
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,395
Now,
if you'll excuse me,

387
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:37,006
I am exactly 11 1/2 minutes late
to my shift,

388
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,661
the normal amount of late
to go back to work.

389
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:43,317
[ Laughing ] Yeah, true dat.
Okay.

390
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,927
Self model.
Do you know believe that?

391
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,233
Come on.

392
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,801
So, did he cop to it?Yeah.

393
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,499
He copped to you being a narc,
Sarah.

394
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,675
Did you not learn anything
from elementary school?

395
00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:55,546
You think
I want to be like this?

396
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,940
I'd love to be a slacker.
I can't help myself.

397
00:14:57,984 --> 00:15:00,073
Well, you have to try harder
to do less.

398
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,465
Yeah.
I mean, isn't that why

399
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:03,467
you made this whole
dumb life change?

400
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:06,122
Well, they hated me
in the ER, too.

401
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:08,733
I saved too many lives.[ Cellphone rings ]

402
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,474
Hey.Hmm.

403
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:12,520
[ Henry panting]Why are -- Why are you panting?

404
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,957
Henry?
Did you butt-dial --

405
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,567
Did you butt-dial me
from the Jets run?

406
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,047
He butt-dialed me
from the Jets run.

407
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,396
What's a Jets run?Oh, it's a deadly run, and --

408
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,181
and he's gonna leave me
with those kids,

409
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:22,922
and then I'm gonna have
to explain to Luke
what an erection is.

410
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,227
Please don't do that.

411
00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:25,925
Oh, no.
That's what YouTube is for.

412
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,013
Okay, I have to go save him.
Sarah, you have to come with me.

413
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,231
I might need a doctor.

414
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:29,885
Do you still have paddles
in your car?

415
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,235
I do, but I still have
10 minutes left on my shift.

416
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,237
Okay, then you're definitely
coming with me.

417
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,500
Do you want to be a loser
for the rest of your life?

418
00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:39,242
I-I-I can skip out,
if I -- if I want.

419
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:41,331
I'm totally available.Okay, can we not do this dance?

420
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,681
Please?
Yes, you're coming.

421
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:44,987
We're all going.

422
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,423
Okay. I got invited.

423
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:49,165
-Yeah, go, go, go.
-Yes, yes. Got an invite.

424
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:52,342
I've got snacks.I'm taking off early.

425
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:56,912
To be clear, my shift is not
over, but I am leaving!

426
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:03,092
Have you been letting squatters
live in your car?

427
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,007
What is going on here?

428
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:08,489
I am a mother in the afternoon,
so just -- just back off, okay?

429
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:12,449
Oh, my God!
Was this coffee brewed in hell?!

430
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,190
Aah! It's so hot!Oh, we got comment cards

431
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:15,975
that, uh, said
the coffee wasn't hot enough.

432
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:19,543
Oh. Okay, can someone
please tell me where I'm going?

433
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:22,024
I had a terrible day.
Please don't make me navigate.

434
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,026
Aw, did your boyfriend fall off
the monkey bars at the park?

435
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,549
He's not my boyfriend.

436
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:27,856
He just sees me
as another dried-up old mom.

437
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:32,034
So I'm going in there tomorrow,
and I'm telling him we're done.

438
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,514
Even though
we never started.

439
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:34,994
You know what?
Why don't you just tell him now?

440
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,908
No! Don't --
Don't move that!
Call him.

441
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,867
That's my -- Ugh.No, because I'm gonna do it
in person.

442
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,912
We had a very serious
relationship in my head.Why? Just call him.

443
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,132
Okay,
do I go north or south?

444
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,394
North!
South!Okay, you know what?

445
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:45,917
I'm just going
to the deadly "S."

446
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:47,093
I'm just gonna go straight
to the deadly "S."

447
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:49,921
Oh, there he is.That's not Henry.

448
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,227
Do you think
Henry's short?

449
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,055
Well, he doesn't strike me
as tall,

450
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,622
but maybe
it's his personality.

451
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,058
[ Sighs ]

452
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,756
Oh, there is
that filthy liar.

453
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,498
[ Tires screech ]

454
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,718
[ Screaming ]

455
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,589
[ Groans ] Henry!

456
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,591
Henry![ Horn honking ]

457
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:09,811
Unbelievable.Get in the car, Henry!

458
00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:11,247
[ Horn honks ]Come on!

459
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,727
Get in the car!
No!

460
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:15,077
[ Horn honking ]Get in the car, Henry!

461
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,252
No!

462
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,037
Henry!
[ Thud ]

463
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,429
[ Tires screech ]
Oh.

464
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:22,345
Put it in park!Yep, yep, yep, yep. Oh.

465
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:26,088
[ Breathing heavily ]

466
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,611
God...

467
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,439
Amy, what the hell?!

468
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:30,788
Are you trying to kill me?!
You just hit me with the car!

469
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,268
Oh, don't be so dramatic!

470
00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:34,618
I tapped you.
I barely tapped you.

471
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,446
Okay, it was the only way
I could get your attention.

472
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,622
Do you know how dangerous
this run is?

473
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,276
Yeah, I do.
I just got hit by a car.

474
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,712
Oh, my God.
You lied, Henry.

475
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,323
You weren't supposed to go
on this run.

476
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,107
We had a deal.

477
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:48,197
I gave up the only thing that
I love -- artificial sweeteners.

478
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:51,070
Okay, you're right.
I am so sorry.

479
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,637
Can I get a sip of your coffee?No, no, no, no, no.

480
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:54,986
Give me the coffee.

481
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:57,424
Watch it.[ Grunts ]

482
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:58,947
Mm! Mm!

483
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:02,168
Enjoying that?
A little hot?

484
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,778
[ Breathing heavily ]

485
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:06,041
I'm so sorry.
There's -- There's none left.

486
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,743
Mm.

487
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:15,137
Yup.
That's disgusting.

488
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:18,140
I was -- I was gonna ---
I was gonna give it up tomorrow

489
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,664
so we weren't giving up things
on the same day.

490
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,275
[ Chuckling ] God.

491
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,842
Okay, I've been drinking it
forever, and I'm fine.

492
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:26,322
Yeah, well,
I've been running forever,

493
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,150
and you're the only person
that's ever hit me.

494
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,152
Oh, my God. You are never
gonna let this go, are you?

495
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:33,329
My friend died, Henry, okay?
She died.

496
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,418
And it came
out of nowhere,

497
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:38,073
and she's -- she's just --
she's dead.

498
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,248
And it could happen
to any of us.

499
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,946
It's gonna happen
to all of us.

500
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:47,430
Come on, Amy.
I know Col's death rattled you.

501
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:50,346
It rattled me, too.

502
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,043
And I'm really trying
to let you go through

503
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,610
whatever it is
you need to go through.

504
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,266
But come on. This constant
fear's no way to live.

505
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:01,618
It's not how Col lived.

506
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,185
It's not how
I want to live.

507
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:10,410
Ugh.
She was -- She was so happy.

508
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:13,500
I mean, like, right up until
the day she died, she was happy.

509
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:15,980
She had hope.

510
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:19,419
She was so naive.
So...dumb.

511
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,509
You could try that.

512
00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:24,728
I mean, I know how uncomfortable
you are with hope.

513
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:27,731
But...
[ Chuckles ]

514
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:29,690
Okay.
Alright, alright.

515
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,909
I will try
to enjoy my life.

516
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:34,129
I can't make any promises,
though.

517
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:38,133
I just -- I really don't want
you to go first, though.

518
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,572
Okay. Okay, yeah.

519
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:46,054
Maybe we can just die together.
[ Chuckles ]

520
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:48,578
I'd kinda like to die alone,
if that's okay.

521
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,928
[ Both chuckle ]

522
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:51,929
[ Horn honks ]Sarah: Guys!

523
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,235
Alright.
Okay.

524
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:55,063
You have the keys,
it's hot in here,

525
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:57,108
and Jodie stinks!

526
00:19:57,152 --> 00:20:01,548
♪♪

527
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,114
Jodie. Hey.

528
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:04,681
Wow.
You look amazing.

529
00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:06,422
Oh, thanks.

530
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,946
I mean, thank you.

531
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:12,123
Hey, thank you for saving me,
uh, yesterday.

532
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,430
Yeah, right,
'cause I'm such a mom.

533
00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:17,303
You are. Yeah, I-I love
how nurturing you are.

534
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:20,262
The way that you leapt
into action when I got stung --

535
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,960
it was the sweetest thing
anyone's ever done for me.

536
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:24,440
I mean, besides my mom
giving birth to me.

537
00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:26,616
[ Both laugh ]

538
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:32,448
♪ I just can't live without you,
girl ♪

539
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:37,148
♪ Can't live
without your sweet love ♪

540
00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:39,150
You're so great.

541
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:42,153
♪♪

542
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,546
[ Music stops ][ Clears throat ]

543
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,940
Um, hey, uh, I have some
free time, if you, uh --

544
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,289
if you wanna get in
a quickie?

545
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,725
You know,
maybe do the treadmill.

546
00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:50,814
You got some jeans and boots
you can change into?

547
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,294
Ow.
Oh, sorry.

548
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:53,861
Ow.
Right on that...

549
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:55,254
Yeah. Right on it....really hard pec.

550
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,255
[ Laughs ]

551
00:20:56,298 --> 00:21:01,303
♪♪

552
00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:06,308
♪♪

553
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,832
Oh, wow.Yeah, I feel like you didn't
break up with your trainer.

554
00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:10,704
Signed up
for five more sessions.

555
00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:14,142
That's not what...

556
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:16,797
Jodie, I feel like you're having
some kind of mental breakdown.

557
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,842
Seriously.
Me?

558
00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:20,670
You almost ran
your husband over.

559
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,324
Twas a tap.

560
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:24,326
Alright, I gotta get to work.
I'm gonna be late.

561
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:26,328
Don't be such
an on-time dork.

562
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:27,808
I am Employee of the Month!

563
00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:29,113
You're gonna be a sweaty
Employee of the Month now.

564
00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:31,333
You're gonna smell
like corn chips.

565
00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:32,813
Guys! [ Grunts ]