1
00:00:01,910 --> 00:00:03,393
I feel bad saying this,
I do,
2
00:00:03,395 --> 00:00:05,729
but Coleen's makeup,
it just -- it looks terrible.
3
00:00:05,731 --> 00:00:06,897
Oh, my God!
4
00:00:06,899 --> 00:00:08,232
I think so, too!
5
00:00:08,234 --> 00:00:10,325
And when is the last time
she put on blue eye shadow?
6
00:00:10,327 --> 00:00:12,069
I don't know.
Our prom, maybe?
7
00:00:12,071 --> 00:00:13,828
Well, I wouldn't know.
I wasn't asked to prom.
8
00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:14,996
It's been 22 years.
9
00:00:14,998 --> 00:00:16,240
I think we gotta
let this one go.
10
00:00:16,242 --> 00:00:17,516
I'm trying.
Guys...
11
00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:18,458
There you are.
12
00:00:18,460 --> 00:00:20,552
Coleen's hair is
next-level bad.
13
00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:23,022
I haven't seen her wear it
like this since our prom.
14
00:00:23,024 --> 00:00:24,431
I --
Jodie, you're gonna have
to get over it.
15
00:00:24,433 --> 00:00:26,174
She's trying.
I think we should
say something.
16
00:00:26,176 --> 00:00:28,027
There are girls from high school
out there.
17
00:00:28,029 --> 00:00:31,530
Col's gotta look hot...
so they'll be mad.
18
00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:35,092
Amy: I think I made
her eye shadow worse,
19
00:00:35,094 --> 00:00:36,976
if that's possible.
20
00:00:37,129 --> 00:00:40,205
[ Piano plays somber music ]
21
00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:42,282
Jodie: I can't believe
she's gone.
22
00:00:42,284 --> 00:00:44,101
She made everything
better.
23
00:00:44,103 --> 00:00:46,119
What are we gonna do
without her?
24
00:00:46,121 --> 00:00:48,213
You know, of the four of us,
I really --
25
00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:51,366
I really did think
you'd be the first to go, Amy.
26
00:00:51,368 --> 00:00:54,536
You know, with all the --
the artificial sweeteners
27
00:00:54,538 --> 00:00:58,223
and smoking all those years,
the drinking, the pills,
28
00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,542
the gluten,
the jaywalking.
29
00:01:00,544 --> 00:01:04,354
I'm so sorry.
I promise, I will be next.
30
00:01:06,141 --> 00:01:08,901
Coleen would
really like that.
31
00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:10,885
[Squeaks]
32
00:01:10,887 --> 00:01:13,388
♪♪
33
00:01:13,390 --> 00:01:15,482
[ Music plays faintly ]
34
00:01:15,484 --> 00:01:17,409
Metallic bronze eye shadow,
hair loose and messy,
35
00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:19,244
light denim jumpsuit,
unless it's winter --
36
00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,637
I am rethinking
the jumpsuit.
37
00:01:20,639 --> 00:01:22,989
I think it's a little too causal
for a coffin.
38
00:01:22,991 --> 00:01:24,474
Well, this is going in
the will for now.
39
00:01:24,476 --> 00:01:27,160
You're the greatest husband,
Henry.
40
00:01:27,162 --> 00:01:28,403
Dan will end up just...
41
00:01:28,405 --> 00:01:32,073
pouring me in a jar
with his mother.
42
00:01:32,075 --> 00:01:33,150
Alright.
I gotta get to work.
43
00:01:33,152 --> 00:01:35,094
Okay.
Uh, you gonna be okay?
44
00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:37,596
Yeah.
Maybe in about five years.
45
00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,598
It's gonna be okay.
46
00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,824
I love you.
47
00:01:40,826 --> 00:01:42,083
Bye, Jodie.
48
00:01:42,085 --> 00:01:44,103
[ Sixpence None The Richer's
"Kiss Me" plays ]
49
00:01:44,105 --> 00:01:47,272
Hey, this is our prom s--
50
00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:49,850
Everyone missed you.
Don't think that they didn't.
51
00:01:49,852 --> 00:01:51,184
You're very missed.
52
00:01:51,186 --> 00:01:52,519
Sorry, that was
the hospital again.
53
00:01:52,521 --> 00:01:54,279
Can't even day drink
at my best friend's funeral
54
00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:56,006
without getting
interrupted.
55
00:01:56,008 --> 00:01:57,932
You didn't talk about the
baby's hair without me, did you?
56
00:01:57,934 --> 00:01:59,267
Oh, it was as bad
as Coleen's.
57
00:01:59,269 --> 00:02:00,435
Coleen never would
have let someone
58
00:02:00,437 --> 00:02:01,787
use hairspray
on her toddler.
59
00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,196
She was
the best mother.
60
00:02:03,198 --> 00:02:05,031
She spent every waking moment
with that kid.
61
00:02:05,033 --> 00:02:06,941
It was like,
where Coleen ended,
62
00:02:06,943 --> 00:02:07,868
Lila began.
63
00:02:07,870 --> 00:02:10,036
Okay.
I get it.
64
00:02:10,038 --> 00:02:11,779
You guys think
I'm a terrible mother.
65
00:02:11,781 --> 00:02:12,631
No.
66
00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,799
I work long hours.
67
00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,542
I can't be home.
68
00:02:15,544 --> 00:02:17,136
You produce
a morning cooking show.
69
00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:18,879
You get off at 1:00
every day.
70
00:02:18,881 --> 00:02:20,455
Yeah, that is true,
71
00:02:20,457 --> 00:02:22,382
but it is a very
high-stress job, okay?
72
00:02:22,384 --> 00:02:25,051
And I need time to decompress
before I go home,
73
00:02:25,053 --> 00:02:27,037
before they go to bed.
74
00:02:27,039 --> 00:02:28,388
I want to be with my kids.
I do.
75
00:02:28,390 --> 00:02:30,149
I love my kids.
I just --
76
00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:32,058
I inherited
the maternal instincts
77
00:02:32,060 --> 00:02:33,968
of a corn chip.
78
00:02:33,970 --> 00:02:35,545
You know what,
and if I didn't know
79
00:02:35,547 --> 00:02:40,141
that she was in Florida
at a different bar right now,
80
00:02:40,143 --> 00:02:43,311
Well, now you're insulting
corn chips.
81
00:02:43,313 --> 00:02:46,390
Someday, I am gonna go home,
and I am gonna be a mother.
82
00:02:46,392 --> 00:02:48,333
Amy, if Coleen's death
has taught us anything,
83
00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,578
it's that we don't know
how much time we have left.
84
00:02:51,580 --> 00:02:53,488
And have a hair
and makeup plan in place.
85
00:02:53,490 --> 00:02:55,323
Oh, Amy does.
It's almost in her will.
86
00:02:55,325 --> 00:02:56,750
You know,
'cause I'm next.
87
00:02:56,752 --> 00:02:57,992
Seriously.
It's okay.
88
00:02:57,994 --> 00:02:59,494
Someday is now.
89
00:02:59,496 --> 00:03:02,497
We have to live
our best lives now.
90
00:03:03,425 --> 00:03:06,167
Which is why
I am getting back in shape
91
00:03:06,169 --> 00:03:08,169
and seeing a trainer.
92
00:03:08,171 --> 00:03:11,264
I-I pay in cash so that
Dan doesn't know.
93
00:03:11,266 --> 00:03:13,767
You know the only weight
you have to lose is Dan.
94
00:03:13,769 --> 00:03:15,769
[ Cellphone rings ]
95
00:03:15,771 --> 00:03:17,029
Damn it.
96
00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:18,864
It's work.
I'm not even on call today.
97
00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,274
I hate my life.
98
00:03:21,276 --> 00:03:23,927
Somebody better be lying
in a pool of blood.
99
00:03:23,929 --> 00:03:25,779
Oh, good.
Good.
100
00:03:25,781 --> 00:03:27,597
She's a doctor.
101
00:03:27,599 --> 00:03:29,616
♪♪
102
00:03:29,618 --> 00:03:31,526
♪ Hey! ♪
103
00:03:31,528 --> 00:03:33,453
♪♪
104
00:03:33,455 --> 00:03:35,956
-[ Applause ]
-[ Bell rings ]
105
00:03:35,958 --> 00:03:38,050
Sarah, guess what.
106
00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:41,536
I am going straight home
from work today.
107
00:03:41,538 --> 00:03:42,446
Okay?
108
00:03:42,448 --> 00:03:43,555
I was thinking
of Coleen.
109
00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:46,616
And the whole "someday is now"
of it all,
110
00:03:46,618 --> 00:03:51,121
and I have a chance
that she didn't have.
111
00:03:51,123 --> 00:03:55,125
So, I'm gonna be
a really good mom.
112
00:03:55,127 --> 00:03:56,735
In the afternoons.
113
00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,553
Scary, huh?
Wow.
114
00:03:58,555 --> 00:04:00,739
I mean, I thought
I had big news.
115
00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,056
I just quit medicine.
116
00:04:02,058 --> 00:04:03,316
Yours is way better
than mine.
117
00:04:03,318 --> 00:04:06,078
What do you mean
you quit medicine?
118
00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,395
I was in the ER
this morning
119
00:04:07,397 --> 00:04:09,564
at the end
of an 18-hour shift,
120
00:04:09,566 --> 00:04:11,399
and all I could think about
was the burrito that
121
00:04:11,401 --> 00:04:13,901
I left in the doctors lounge
in the microwave.
122
00:04:13,903 --> 00:04:15,087
Ooh, what kind?
123
00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:17,071
Egg white, avocado,
vegan cheese.
124
00:04:17,073 --> 00:04:18,423
You'd hate it.
125
00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,259
Anyway, I get back to
the microwave after my surgery,
126
00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:22,427
and someone has eaten half
of my burrito
127
00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,170
and just left
the other half just --
128
00:04:24,172 --> 00:04:26,932
just sitting there,
like an animal.
129
00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:27,991
And that was
my breaking point.
130
00:04:27,993 --> 00:04:29,175
I-I-I couldn't
do it anymore.
131
00:04:29,177 --> 00:04:30,660
I-I grabbed my stuff,
and I peaced out.
132
00:04:30,662 --> 00:04:32,771
You couldn't have just bought
another burrito?
133
00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:35,015
It wasn't about the burrito,
Amy.
134
00:04:35,017 --> 00:04:36,166
It was about everything
135
00:04:36,168 --> 00:04:37,501
that I've given up
for medicine --
136
00:04:37,503 --> 00:04:40,428
my -- my -- my 20s, my 30s,
my marriage.
137
00:04:40,430 --> 00:04:42,948
You know that my absence
drove Diana
138
00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,432
into the arms
of her acupuncturist.
139
00:04:44,434 --> 00:04:46,026
Well,
I think she drove herself.
140
00:04:46,028 --> 00:04:47,769
It did -- No, it did.
It drove her.
141
00:04:47,771 --> 00:04:49,270
This is why I told you
142
00:04:49,272 --> 00:04:50,605
not to give all your money
to Diana in the divorce,
143
00:04:50,607 --> 00:04:52,457
because what if you had
a psychotic break,
144
00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,184
which is what
you're having right now.
145
00:04:54,186 --> 00:04:56,019
I have never
been better.
146
00:04:56,021 --> 00:04:58,021
I am going to
get another job.
147
00:04:58,023 --> 00:04:59,205
A fun one.
148
00:04:59,207 --> 00:05:02,042
You can't.
You are a doctor.
149
00:05:02,044 --> 00:05:06,046
♪ I'm coming ♪
150
00:05:06,048 --> 00:05:08,473
♪ Out ♪
151
00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:09,199
Not anymore.
152
00:05:09,201 --> 00:05:10,958
♪ I'm coming ♪
153
00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,127
♪ I'm coming out ♪
154
00:05:13,129 --> 00:05:15,981
♪ I want the world to know ♪
155
00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:19,726
♪ Got to let it show ♪
156
00:05:19,728 --> 00:05:21,987
♪ I'm coming out ♪
157
00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,305
♪ I want the world to know ♪
158
00:05:24,307 --> 00:05:26,024
♪ Got to let it show ♪
159
00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:28,735
♪ Got to let it show ♪
160
00:05:28,737 --> 00:05:30,996
♪ I'm ♪
161
00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:33,999
♪ I'm coming out ♪
162
00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,149
[ Jodie Groans ]
163
00:05:35,151 --> 00:05:37,227
You're so tight.
164
00:05:37,229 --> 00:05:39,062
Am I hurting you?
165
00:05:39,064 --> 00:05:41,731
It's good.
166
00:05:41,733 --> 00:05:43,583
I like it.
167
00:05:43,585 --> 00:05:46,086
Alright.
Let's go slow.
168
00:05:46,088 --> 00:05:48,996
Hey,
did you lose weight?
169
00:05:48,998 --> 00:05:50,407
2 1/4 pounds.
170
00:05:50,409 --> 00:05:52,184
I'm doing intermittent fasting,
like you said.
171
00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:54,427
And now with the high-intensity
interval training,
172
00:05:54,429 --> 00:05:56,262
you're gonna be building
some lean muscle mass.
173
00:05:56,264 --> 00:05:57,597
I'm telling you,
you're gonna be back
174
00:05:57,599 --> 00:05:59,173
in your skinny jeans
before you know it.
175
00:05:59,175 --> 00:06:01,693
You -- You're gonna look
so freaking hot.
176
00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:04,011
[ Chuckles ]
177
00:06:04,013 --> 00:06:05,346
I'm already in them.
178
00:06:05,348 --> 00:06:07,032
[ Chuckling ]
Oh, my God.
179
00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:09,943
Well, when you get home,
you gotta send me a picture.
180
00:06:09,945 --> 00:06:12,762
Today?
181
00:06:12,764 --> 00:06:13,855
Not in a couple weeks?
182
00:06:13,857 --> 00:06:15,022
You're funny.
183
00:06:15,024 --> 00:06:16,282
Meet me over
by the mini trampoline.
184
00:06:16,284 --> 00:06:17,859
I'm gonna grab you
some water.
185
00:06:17,861 --> 00:06:19,360
Nobody gets me water
at home.
186
00:06:19,362 --> 00:06:21,863
I find that
very hard to believe.
187
00:06:21,865 --> 00:06:27,219
♪♪
188
00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:32,682
♪♪
189
00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:36,103
[ Sighing ] Okay.
190
00:06:37,881 --> 00:06:39,122
Oh, that's a lot.
191
00:06:39,124 --> 00:06:40,565
Mm, mnm-mnm.
192
00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,142
[ Tires squeal ]
193
00:06:42,144 --> 00:06:45,904
Maybe someday is tomorrow.
194
00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,739
♪♪
195
00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,591
[ Cellphone rings ]
196
00:06:49,593 --> 00:06:50,409
Uh, hi.
197
00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:52,059
How's it going
with the kids?
198
00:06:52,061 --> 00:06:53,895
Or did you change your mind
about going home
199
00:06:53,897 --> 00:06:55,805
and you're headed
to Mexico?
200
00:06:55,807 --> 00:06:57,231
[ Tires screech ]
201
00:06:57,233 --> 00:06:58,324
Nope.
202
00:06:58,326 --> 00:07:00,234
I'm almost there.
I'm almost home, yeah.
203
00:07:00,236 --> 00:07:01,569
What,
are you checking up on me?
204
00:07:01,571 --> 00:07:05,482
You didn't think I was actually
gonna go home, or --
205
00:07:05,484 --> 00:07:06,240
No.
206
00:07:06,242 --> 00:07:07,259
Can't a guy
call his wife
207
00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:09,243
and ask if she's run
off to Mexico?
208
00:07:09,245 --> 00:07:10,503
Yeah.
No, you sure can.
209
00:07:10,505 --> 00:07:13,765
But we are --
I am -- is all good.
210
00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:17,827
I am ready to mother.
211
00:07:17,829 --> 00:07:19,179
[ Clang ]
Aaah!
212
00:07:19,181 --> 00:07:21,181
What the hell happened?
213
00:07:21,183 --> 00:07:23,183
I'm -- I'm home.
214
00:07:23,185 --> 00:07:25,502
Hi -- Hi, Luke.
215
00:07:25,504 --> 00:07:27,929
[ Upbeat music plays ]
[ Door opens, closes ]
216
00:07:27,931 --> 00:07:30,431
Mommy's home
in the daytime!
217
00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:31,891
Are you not
feeling well?
218
00:07:31,893 --> 00:07:33,026
What? No.
I'm good.
219
00:07:33,028 --> 00:07:35,620
I just wanted to see
my children, so --
220
00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:36,863
Hi, Jules.
221
00:07:36,865 --> 00:07:38,898
Hi! Oh, yes.
222
00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:40,200
See? Okay.
This is great.
223
00:07:40,202 --> 00:07:41,960
Gloria, you can --
you can take off.
224
00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,295
I'll -- I'll pay you,
of course.
225
00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:44,796
You never come home
before I have the kids
226
00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,189
bathed, fed, and in bed.
227
00:07:46,191 --> 00:07:48,967
Well, I wouldn't --
I wouldn't say never.
228
00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,117
Look, my friend died,
229
00:07:50,119 --> 00:07:52,696
and I want to be a good mom,
so...
230
00:07:52,698 --> 00:07:53,863
You don't want me?
231
00:07:53,865 --> 00:07:55,381
I'll go.
232
00:07:55,383 --> 00:07:56,883
Gaga.
233
00:07:56,885 --> 00:07:58,626
Gaga's gotta go.
234
00:07:58,628 --> 00:07:59,886
Gaga's gotta go.
235
00:07:59,888 --> 00:08:01,521
Oh, bye-bye,
my sweet girl.
236
00:08:04,042 --> 00:08:06,634
Oh, don't forget to --
237
00:08:06,636 --> 00:08:07,894
Never mind.
238
00:08:07,896 --> 00:08:09,546
You know
what you're doing.
239
00:08:09,548 --> 00:08:10,304
You're their mother.
240
00:08:10,306 --> 00:08:12,215
I don't want
to insult you.
241
00:08:12,217 --> 00:08:13,158
No, you can insult me!
242
00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,827
Gloria!
[ Door closes ]
243
00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,829
[ Music continues ]
244
00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,331
Gaga!
245
00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,558
Luke: You're just in time
to play dinosaurs.
246
00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:26,487
You can be a triceratops,
named for its three-horned face.
247
00:08:26,489 --> 00:08:28,915
Don't touch those screens.
Alright.
248
00:08:28,917 --> 00:08:30,324
[ Cellphone chimes ]
249
00:08:30,326 --> 00:08:31,843
I'll be in my room!
Don't come in!
250
00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:32,994
Mom, I'm hungry!
251
00:08:32,996 --> 00:08:34,087
There's food
on the floor!
252
00:08:34,089 --> 00:08:35,680
Oh, hey, Andy,
you look pretty!
253
00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,073
Don't come in my room!
254
00:08:37,075 --> 00:08:38,408
My mom.
No, you can't meet my mom.
255
00:08:38,410 --> 00:08:41,502
It's not even legal
that we're dating.
256
00:08:41,504 --> 00:08:47,917
♪♪
257
00:08:47,919 --> 00:08:54,607
♪♪
258
00:08:54,609 --> 00:08:55,867
[ Grunts ]
259
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,536
♪♪
260
00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:59,095
Come on!
Come on!
261
00:08:59,097 --> 00:09:00,813
Please. Please.
262
00:09:00,815 --> 00:09:03,250
No. No.
263
00:09:04,027 --> 00:09:05,785
Just fit!
264
00:09:05,787 --> 00:09:07,528
Fit! I'm begging you!
265
00:09:07,530 --> 00:09:08,621
Whoop!
266
00:09:08,623 --> 00:09:11,775
I begged you!
267
00:09:11,777 --> 00:09:13,051
[ Groaning ]
268
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:16,629
Please, please, please,
please, please, please.
269
00:09:16,631 --> 00:09:18,782
♪♪
270
00:09:18,784 --> 00:09:19,891
So close.
271
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,042
[ Sighs ]
272
00:09:21,044 --> 00:09:23,136
[ Squeaks ]
273
00:09:23,138 --> 00:09:26,956
[ Both growling ]
274
00:09:26,958 --> 00:09:28,382
Okay, this dinosaur's
275
00:09:28,384 --> 00:09:30,960
just gonna catch
its dinosaur breath.
276
00:09:30,962 --> 00:09:32,796
[ Telephone rings ]
277
00:09:32,798 --> 00:09:34,573
Hey.
278
00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:36,223
I-I came home...
279
00:09:36,225 --> 00:09:38,426
to be a good mother
because someday is today.
280
00:09:38,428 --> 00:09:39,485
Something bad's happened.
I need help.
281
00:09:39,487 --> 00:09:41,062
Get over here.
Oh, thank God.
282
00:09:41,064 --> 00:09:42,155
We'll be right over.
283
00:09:42,157 --> 00:09:44,157
Okay! Change of plans.
284
00:09:44,159 --> 00:09:46,008
Field trip.
Okay.
285
00:09:46,010 --> 00:09:47,160
Yep, bring the sticks.
Okay.
286
00:09:47,162 --> 00:09:48,645
I'll bring drums.
287
00:09:48,647 --> 00:09:50,422
Oh, great. Great idea.
That will be fun in the car.
288
00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:53,675
I still have to make Dan
a chicken.
289
00:09:56,671 --> 00:10:01,099
Mom, did you know Florida has
the most shark-infested waters?
290
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,827
Luke, I did not
know that.
291
00:10:03,829 --> 00:10:05,161
[ Chuckles ] Huh.
292
00:10:05,163 --> 00:10:07,254
This is going --
This is going well, right?
293
00:10:07,256 --> 00:10:09,791
You guys are --
Everyone's having a good time.
294
00:10:09,793 --> 00:10:11,517
We're having fun, right?
295
00:10:11,519 --> 00:10:13,427
[ Farts ]
296
00:10:13,429 --> 00:10:15,338
She crapped herself,
and she's sitting on it.
297
00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:18,007
Oh, that is --
Yeah -- [ Gags ]
298
00:10:18,009 --> 00:10:20,267
That is crap.
299
00:10:20,269 --> 00:10:21,527
Oh, she wants Gloria.
300
00:10:21,529 --> 00:10:23,437
Okay, well, Gloria's not here.
It's just Mommy.
301
00:10:23,439 --> 00:10:25,365
Well, it's not --
it's not just Mommy,
302
00:10:25,367 --> 00:10:27,350
but you know what I mean.
Please!
303
00:10:27,352 --> 00:10:29,035
Luke, I'm gonna want you
to hold your breath right now.
304
00:10:29,037 --> 00:10:30,128
It's not healthy.
305
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,963
[ Inhales sharply ]
306
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,799
[ Crying ]
307
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,301
♪♪
308
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,303
Ooh.
Luke: Mom, did you know
peregrine falcons
309
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,972
feed on loons,
pigeons, and ducks?
310
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,365
Great.
311
00:10:42,367 --> 00:10:44,367
That is such good information
right now.
312
00:10:44,369 --> 00:10:46,961
Hi. Thank you so much
for letting us cut.
313
00:10:46,963 --> 00:10:48,796
What?
Okay, it'll be a second.
314
00:10:48,798 --> 00:10:50,206
Oh, my God.
315
00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:52,800
Where are the diapers.
I didn't bring any diapers?
316
00:10:52,802 --> 00:10:55,136
Oh, God!
317
00:10:55,138 --> 00:10:59,215
Are there any emergencies
or 72-hour shifts?
318
00:10:59,217 --> 00:11:00,358
I'm looking for something
319
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,160
where there's no illness
or death,
320
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,220
and I don't have to deliver
bad news to anyone.
321
00:11:04,222 --> 00:11:05,664
I mean,
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.
322
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,499
Sometimes you have
to tell the customers
323
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,984
that we're out
of the port wine cheddar.
324
00:11:09,986 --> 00:11:12,671
It just happens.
325
00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:15,581
You know, so...
326
00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:16,824
Great.
327
00:11:16,826 --> 00:11:17,992
I'll do it.
328
00:11:17,994 --> 00:11:19,903
Yes.
329
00:11:19,905 --> 00:11:21,054
I haven't interviewed you
yet.
330
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,997
Right.
What would you like to know?
331
00:11:22,999 --> 00:11:26,184
Okay, um, any cash
register experience?
332
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,188
I-I'm a doctor.
MD-PhD.
333
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,173
I ran the busiest ER
in the tri-state area
334
00:11:32,175 --> 00:11:35,435
for most of --
No cash register experience.
335
00:11:35,437 --> 00:11:36,361
Uh, okay.
336
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,863
How about, uh,
bagging groceries?
337
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,106
Oh, well,
if it's anything like
338
00:11:40,108 --> 00:11:42,016
putting organs
back into a body,
339
00:11:42,018 --> 00:11:45,653
I'm --
No bagging experience.
340
00:11:45,655 --> 00:11:47,764
Shopping cart stacking?
341
00:11:47,766 --> 00:11:50,375
Yes.
342
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,435
Amy: Okay. Watch yourself.
Luke, watch yourself.
343
00:11:52,437 --> 00:11:54,270
Watch yourself, Luke.
We've been waiting
here all day.
344
00:11:54,272 --> 00:11:56,030
Ma'am, that was really
not okay 'cause --
345
00:11:56,032 --> 00:11:57,941
You're gonna want
to burn that down.
346
00:11:57,943 --> 00:11:59,625
Finally.
Look here...
347
00:11:59,627 --> 00:12:00,960
[ Bird chirps ]
348
00:12:00,962 --> 00:12:02,203
Now, what's all this?
349
00:12:02,205 --> 00:12:03,629
I just need you
to roll me over,
350
00:12:03,631 --> 00:12:05,131
pull down my sweatshirt so
it looks like these jeans fit,
351
00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:06,224
and take a photo of me
from behind.
352
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,559
What smells like poo?
353
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:08,968
Oh, Gloria purposely
354
00:12:08,970 --> 00:12:10,136
didn't tell me
to bring diapers,
355
00:12:10,138 --> 00:12:12,288
and Julia had a blowout
in the car.
356
00:12:12,290 --> 00:12:13,565
Where are the kids?
They're not up here, are they?
357
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,959
No, they're downstairs.
I'm paying Andrea to watch them.
358
00:12:15,961 --> 00:12:17,143
She's gonna give Julia a bath,
359
00:12:17,145 --> 00:12:19,812
and then loan her a crop top
and some short shorts.
360
00:12:19,814 --> 00:12:21,965
I think she's sexually active.
It's just a feeling I get.
361
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:23,575
Okay.
362
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,577
Why are we doing this?
363
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:26,986
Because -- Aah!
364
00:12:26,988 --> 00:12:28,562
Well,
it's just for my trainer.
365
00:12:28,564 --> 00:12:30,415
I told him that my skinny jeans
were fitting again,
366
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,976
and he wants to see
for training purposes.
367
00:12:32,978 --> 00:12:34,401
Oh, my God.
368
00:12:34,403 --> 00:12:35,979
Are you having a thing
with your trainer
369
00:12:35,981 --> 00:12:36,980
that you paid cash for?
370
00:12:36,982 --> 00:12:38,164
No!
371
00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:39,665
I'm not having a thing
with my trainer.
372
00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:41,334
I... [ Chuckles ]
373
00:12:41,336 --> 00:12:42,576
Uh...
374
00:12:42,578 --> 00:12:44,170
His name is Matt,
which is my favorite name,
375
00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:46,155
and he is so cute,
and I do have a crush.
376
00:12:46,157 --> 00:12:47,932
I'm not doing anything.
Get a good angle.
377
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,008
Okay.
378
00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:50,268
Oh! Oh, take
your boots off.
379
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,494
Dan hates feet on the bed.
I don't want a lecture.
380
00:12:51,496 --> 00:12:53,346
Yeah, Dan sucks.
Here we go.
381
00:12:53,348 --> 00:12:55,164
It has to look
like I'm standing.
382
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:56,441
Yeah, put your head to the side,
kinda like --
383
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,259
like you're over the shoulder,
being like, "Hey."
384
00:12:58,261 --> 00:12:59,927
Hey.
Like, "Come hither."
385
00:12:59,929 --> 00:13:01,170
Yeah.
Perfect.
386
00:13:01,172 --> 00:13:02,596
Are my heels dry?
Are they cracked?
387
00:13:02,598 --> 00:13:04,431
You know what I'm not gonna do,
is put lotion on your feet.
388
00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:05,432
That's where I'm gonna
draw the line.
389
00:13:05,434 --> 00:13:06,859
Can you just
crop out my feet?
390
00:13:06,861 --> 00:13:08,286
Okay.
391
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,454
Do something
with your hand.
392
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,771
You would never hold them
out like that.
393
00:13:10,773 --> 00:13:11,790
And I want to look sexy,
394
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:12,865
but not, like,
mom sexy.
395
00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:14,125
Let me come
back to that.
396
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,460
How's my hair look.
397
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,186
I feel like that's not what
he's gonna be looking at.
398
00:13:17,188 --> 00:13:18,521
Okay. Good point.
Good point. Good point.
399
00:13:18,523 --> 00:13:22,133
You look like you're in
a time out as a superhero.
400
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,876
-Hanging out in my closet.
-Just hanging out.
401
00:13:23,878 --> 00:13:25,361
-In my skinny jeans.
-Perfect.
402
00:13:25,363 --> 00:13:27,530
I've lost circulation
in my calves.
403
00:13:27,532 --> 00:13:29,474
And here, here, here.
I got one.
404
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,201
I got one that looks
like you are, um,
405
00:13:32,203 --> 00:13:34,387
standing against
your favorite carpet wall.
406
00:13:34,389 --> 00:13:36,314
I feel like you're laughing
at me.
No, I'm not.
407
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,890
No, I'm not --
I am not laughing at you.
408
00:13:37,892 --> 00:13:39,058
I mean,
I'm laughing with you.
409
00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:40,226
Will you get these
off of me?
410
00:13:40,228 --> 00:13:41,727
They are splitting me
in half.
411
00:13:41,729 --> 00:13:42,895
Oh, I gotta call Sarah,
412
00:13:42,897 --> 00:13:44,714
because she will not want
to miss this.
413
00:13:44,716 --> 00:13:45,156
[ Groans ]
414
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,491
Hi.
415
00:13:46,718 --> 00:13:49,994
You wanna come over to Jodie's
and play tic-tac-camel-toe?
416
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,479
You quit over a burrito?
417
00:13:52,481 --> 00:13:53,480
Oh.
418
00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:55,500
And I applied for a job
at Fields.
419
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,242
The store?!
420
00:13:56,244 --> 00:13:58,227
As what,
their doctor?
421
00:13:58,229 --> 00:14:01,564
I believe the title
is "bagging associate."
422
00:14:01,566 --> 00:14:02,231
Oh.
423
00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:03,916
I'm done with hard work.
424
00:14:03,918 --> 00:14:06,160
After this, of course.
425
00:14:06,162 --> 00:14:07,679
Sarah,
you didn't quit out of guilt
426
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:10,164
because Coleen died?
427
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,075
What? Wait.
428
00:14:12,077 --> 00:14:14,427
Whoa.
No. No.
429
00:14:14,429 --> 00:14:17,080
You don't, right?
I mean, you shouldn't.
430
00:14:17,082 --> 00:14:18,690
Why would I feel guilty?
431
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,007
I'm not an oncologist.
432
00:14:20,009 --> 00:14:21,508
I just know that
you really loved Coleen
433
00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:23,177
and you've dedicated your life
to taking care of people,
434
00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:24,863
and you probably made yourself
feel responsible
435
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,347
for saving her somehow.
436
00:14:26,349 --> 00:14:28,032
Amy, your neck looks amazing
from down here.
437
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,092
Aww. Thank you.
438
00:14:29,094 --> 00:14:30,517
Huh.
Wait a minute.
439
00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:32,686
How come Coleen dies
and Amy decides to be a mother
440
00:14:32,688 --> 00:14:35,874
and you start wearing makeup
and -- and jeans, sort of,
441
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,117
but when I want
to quit my career,
442
00:14:38,119 --> 00:14:39,193
it's not okay.
443
00:14:39,195 --> 00:14:41,028
I was a mother before,
technically.
444
00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:42,363
I wear makeup sometimes.
445
00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:43,381
You don't think
it looks creepy?
446
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,716
Because it can definitely
look creepy.
447
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,033
No. Not at all.
No?
448
00:14:46,035 --> 00:14:47,385
-Not anymore.
-Pants!
449
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,947
Why don't we just hitch Jodie
to the back of my car.
450
00:14:50,949 --> 00:14:52,298
I will floor it.
451
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,893
Or we could go back
at the waist, like, with gusto.
452
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,135
No.
453
00:14:56,137 --> 00:14:59,046
An ice bath will
contract her legs
454
00:14:59,048 --> 00:15:00,139
and activate
the brown adipose fat --
455
00:15:00,141 --> 00:15:02,475
Brown fat?!
Just cut me out!
456
00:15:02,477 --> 00:15:04,794
Cut out all the colors
of the fat!
457
00:15:04,796 --> 00:15:06,362
[ Panting ]
458
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,223
Amy, will you cut
along the seams
459
00:15:09,225 --> 00:15:11,392
so I can fix this later.
Of course. Of course.
460
00:15:11,394 --> 00:15:13,970
[ Screams ]
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
461
00:15:13,972 --> 00:15:15,246
Oh, my God!
Sorry, I panicked!
462
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,489
These pants are like cheap
wrapping paper!
463
00:15:16,491 --> 00:15:17,398
There's no pushback!
464
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,083
Oh, please.
Sarah, help me.
465
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,326
Okay, this is not good.
What's not good?!
466
00:15:20,328 --> 00:15:22,145
What's not good?
I'll take it out!
467
00:15:22,147 --> 00:15:23,312
Amy, Amy, Amy, no!
468
00:15:23,314 --> 00:15:25,072
[ All screaming ]
Put it back in!
469
00:15:25,074 --> 00:15:26,165
Put it back in!
Put it back in!
470
00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:28,317
Okay, okay! Great, guys.
Thank you.
471
00:15:28,319 --> 00:15:30,319
Now we have to go
to the ER.
472
00:15:30,321 --> 00:15:32,579
I just quit.
I'm so sorry.
473
00:15:32,581 --> 00:15:34,349
I'm so sorry.
474
00:15:37,328 --> 00:15:39,270
[ Indistinct announcement
over PA ]
475
00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:41,497
Um, do you have a pen?
476
00:15:41,499 --> 00:15:43,683
All I have is this,
uh, princess one.
477
00:15:43,685 --> 00:15:45,443
I don't.
478
00:15:47,172 --> 00:15:49,197
Does anyone
have a pen?
479
00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:58,581
I just can't
have anything.
480
00:15:59,775 --> 00:16:01,459
I take care of everyone,
481
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,870
and I ask for nothing
in return.
482
00:16:04,872 --> 00:16:06,798
Children treat me
like a servant
483
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,192
because they see
Dan doing it.
484
00:16:09,194 --> 00:16:11,118
[ Scoffs ]
He's not even smart.
485
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,879
He says "fustrated."
486
00:16:13,881 --> 00:16:16,199
He thinks he's so manly
because he makes money.
487
00:16:16,201 --> 00:16:18,384
Well, news flash,
this camel toe has come closer
488
00:16:18,386 --> 00:16:22,054
to giving me an orgasm
than he ever has.
489
00:16:22,056 --> 00:16:23,889
[ Sobbing ]
My best friend is dead.
490
00:16:23,891 --> 00:16:26,818
♪♪
491
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,320
I'm sad.
492
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,991
And all I want is
to fit into my skinny jeans
493
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,884
so my trainer will want
to have sex with me,
494
00:16:34,886 --> 00:16:37,161
and I can't even do that!
495
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,222
Oh, you skinny bitch!
496
00:16:39,224 --> 00:16:40,406
So, you're gonna cheat
on your husband
497
00:16:40,408 --> 00:16:42,074
after Diana
ruined our marriage
498
00:16:42,076 --> 00:16:43,893
and pretty much my life?
499
00:16:43,895 --> 00:16:45,545
I'd like to.
500
00:16:48,249 --> 00:16:50,082
Let's go.
Whoa, whoa.
501
00:16:50,084 --> 00:16:51,825
We're gonna go before
backward arm guy?
502
00:16:51,827 --> 00:16:52,844
[ Groaning ]
503
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:53,952
Yeah.
504
00:16:53,954 --> 00:16:56,305
VIP.
505
00:16:57,575 --> 00:16:58,741
I haven't done anything.
506
00:16:58,743 --> 00:17:01,352
It's just a fantasy,
like fitting into pants.
507
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,262
You know, if this trainer BS
is because Dan
508
00:17:03,264 --> 00:17:04,764
can't give you
an orgasm,
509
00:17:04,766 --> 00:17:05,857
I'll show him how.
510
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,266
Like a little tutorial.
511
00:17:07,268 --> 00:17:09,435
Well, he doesn't
know I don't.
512
00:17:09,437 --> 00:17:10,086
What?
513
00:17:10,088 --> 00:17:12,030
I fake it.
514
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,347
I make a squeak.
515
00:17:13,349 --> 00:17:15,199
Oh, well,
we need to hear that right now.
516
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,850
-What?
-Oh, yeah.
517
00:17:16,852 --> 00:17:18,094
Now?
Yeah.
518
00:17:18,096 --> 00:17:19,595
Come on.
I'm not --
519
00:17:19,597 --> 00:17:21,855
Hey, you want cute stitches
or puckering?
520
00:17:21,857 --> 00:17:23,099
[ Gasps ]
521
00:17:23,101 --> 00:17:24,525
Let's go.
522
00:17:24,527 --> 00:17:30,531
♪♪
523
00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:31,490
[ Squeaks ]
524
00:17:31,492 --> 00:17:32,608
[ Laughs ]
525
00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:33,718
That was it?
526
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,278
There's no more to that?
527
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,721
You make that
when you cry.
528
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:37,947
Oh, yeah.
529
00:17:37,949 --> 00:17:39,373
I knew I got that
from somewhere.
530
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:40,541
Oh, my God.
There you are.
531
00:17:40,543 --> 00:17:42,468
I mean, are --
are you -- are you okay?
532
00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:43,377
Are the kids okay?
533
00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:44,395
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're fine.
534
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,805
We're good.
They're with Andrea.
535
00:17:45,807 --> 00:17:47,047
She's very mature.
536
00:17:47,049 --> 00:17:48,457
Jodie thinks
she's sexually active.
537
00:17:48,459 --> 00:17:50,626
Oh, it's just a feeling I get.
Whoo.
538
00:17:50,628 --> 00:17:53,387
Boy, I can't panic
like I could in my 20s.
539
00:17:53,389 --> 00:17:55,298
Wait, how did you know
I was here?
540
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:56,632
I haven't even posted
about this yet.
541
00:17:56,634 --> 00:17:59,434
Well, I called you 100 times.
Got no answer.
542
00:17:59,436 --> 00:18:01,228
Find My Phone on my phone
said your phone
543
00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:02,914
was at the hospital,
so I raced over.
544
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,490
Jodie,
are you wearing makeup?
545
00:18:04,492 --> 00:18:06,233
Aaah! Oh.
546
00:18:06,235 --> 00:18:08,569
Well, it's on silent
because we're at a hospital.
547
00:18:08,571 --> 00:18:10,162
Wait, are you --
are you tracking me
548
00:18:10,164 --> 00:18:11,314
because you don't trust me
with the kids?
549
00:18:11,316 --> 00:18:13,740
'Cause if so,
that's insulting.
550
00:18:13,742 --> 00:18:15,409
Honey, I'm tracking you
551
00:18:15,411 --> 00:18:17,320
because you always
lose your phone,
552
00:18:17,322 --> 00:18:19,322
and you're not
even with the kids.
553
00:18:19,324 --> 00:18:21,599
Only because Jodie
almost lost her leg
554
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,767
trying on skinny jeans.
555
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,102
Amy!
They fit in the back.
556
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,661
They really don't.
557
00:18:25,663 --> 00:18:27,605
Unbelievable.
Okay.
558
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,107
I left work for this.
559
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,499
Left a guy on a roof.
560
00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:32,335
Maybe I should just
wait for him here.
561
00:18:32,337 --> 00:18:34,595
Next time your phone
says you're at the hospital,
562
00:18:34,597 --> 00:18:37,022
I'll just assume
it was a pants emergency.
563
00:18:37,024 --> 00:18:39,342
Thanks, boo.
564
00:18:39,344 --> 00:18:40,192
Bye.
565
00:18:40,194 --> 00:18:41,619
I'll see you at home.
Alrighty.
566
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,695
Bring the kids.
567
00:18:42,697 --> 00:18:43,937
[ Amy Sighs ]
568
00:18:43,939 --> 00:18:46,031
Okay, he's right.
I'm avoiding the kids.
569
00:18:46,033 --> 00:18:47,366
We know.
It's obvious.
570
00:18:47,368 --> 00:18:47,959
Oh.
571
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,628
[ Cellphone rings ]
572
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,463
Hello?
573
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,632
Oh. Hi.
574
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,949
It's Fields.
575
00:18:55,951 --> 00:18:57,860
Really?
576
00:18:57,862 --> 00:18:59,528
Hmm. Mm-hmm.
577
00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:01,973
Oh, I'm used to that.
You know, ER doctor and all.
578
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,457
I get up ea--
Alright.
579
00:19:03,459 --> 00:19:06,202
I'll see you tomorrow.
Bye-bye.
580
00:19:06,204 --> 00:19:08,629
The person they wanted --
he broke his parole.
581
00:19:08,631 --> 00:19:09,388
I got the job at Fields.
582
00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:10,815
And not
as their doctor.
583
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:11,983
No.
Is this crazy?
584
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,226
It's insane.
It's ridiculous.
585
00:19:14,228 --> 00:19:15,878
Oh, my God.
I'm terrified.
586
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,137
-Oh, we all are.
-Aaaaaah!
587
00:19:17,139 --> 00:19:18,322
That is the noise
you should make.
588
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,398
Matt texted back.
589
00:19:19,550 --> 00:19:21,217
When did you have time
to send the picture?
590
00:19:21,219 --> 00:19:24,478
Um, when I was bleeding out
in the car.
591
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,832
Oh, it does look
like it fits from the back.
592
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,758
This is all
Coleen's fault.
593
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,243
♪♪
594
00:19:31,245 --> 00:19:33,487
If she could see us now,
huh?
595
00:19:33,489 --> 00:19:35,840
♪♪
596
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:40,219
[ Laughing ]
She would die.
597
00:19:41,589 --> 00:19:42,738
Yeah, I-I realize
598
00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:45,165
that's the wrong thing
to say now.
599
00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:46,726
[ Insects chirping ]
600
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,744
Jules...
601
00:19:48,746 --> 00:19:52,023
I'm sorry I embarrassed you
at the coffee shop.
602
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,250
But trust me,
those judgmental looks --
603
00:19:54,252 --> 00:19:55,251
they -- they weren't for you.
604
00:19:55,253 --> 00:19:58,087
They -- They were for me.
605
00:19:58,089 --> 00:20:00,439
This was not your fault.
606
00:20:00,441 --> 00:20:02,316
It was Gloria's fault.
No, it wasn't.
607
00:20:02,318 --> 00:20:04,760
It wasn't.
It was mine.
608
00:20:04,762 --> 00:20:08,706
"What kind of mother
forgets diapers?", you ask.
609
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,876
An incompetent one.
610
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,045
I suck.
611
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,196
But know this --
612
00:20:16,198 --> 00:20:18,424
I will always love you.
613
00:20:21,629 --> 00:20:23,462
I wasn't hugged.
614
00:20:23,464 --> 00:20:25,348
Henry: Do you
want a hug?
615
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,302
I don't know
how Coleen did it.
616
00:20:30,304 --> 00:20:33,898
I mean, being a mom
was so effortless for her.
617
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,383
She just --
She knew.
618
00:20:36,385 --> 00:20:39,261
She just knew
what Lila wanted,
619
00:20:39,263 --> 00:20:42,055
and she knew how to care
for her, and --
620
00:20:42,057 --> 00:20:46,485
I mean, she wasn't worried
about messing things up.
621
00:20:46,487 --> 00:20:49,989
It's like, where Coleen ended,
Lila began.
622
00:20:49,991 --> 00:20:51,323
What does that even mean?
I don't know.
623
00:20:51,325 --> 00:20:53,993
Jodie said it.
It's mom language.
624
00:20:53,995 --> 00:20:55,160
I'm not cut out
for this.
625
00:20:55,162 --> 00:20:56,996
I was a lazy
dinosaur today,
626
00:20:56,998 --> 00:20:58,330
and then Julia kept asking
for Gloria.
627
00:20:58,332 --> 00:21:00,499
I mean, she is --
she is obsessed with Gloria.
628
00:21:00,501 --> 00:21:03,002
No, she's not.
She's used to her.
629
00:21:03,004 --> 00:21:04,653
Besides, I wouldn't
have married you
630
00:21:04,655 --> 00:21:07,914
if I didn't think
you'd make an amazing mom.
631
00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:10,009
I love you,
but you don't always make
632
00:21:10,011 --> 00:21:11,769
the best decisions.
633
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,996
Well,
I got that one right.
634
00:21:13,998 --> 00:21:15,014
Maybe.
635
00:21:15,016 --> 00:21:16,923
Julia: Mama.
636
00:21:16,925 --> 00:21:19,926
Did she --
Did she just ask for me?
637
00:21:19,928 --> 00:21:22,095
Mm-hmm.
638
00:21:22,097 --> 00:21:23,764
Go see
what she wants.
639
00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:26,692
Oh, okay.
640
00:21:26,694 --> 00:21:28,119
Hi.
641
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,787
I'm here.
Mommy's here.
642
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,363
Yeah. Okay.
643
00:21:31,365 --> 00:21:33,791
Daddy, did you know
the moray eel
644
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,793
is the largest sea snake?
645
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,537
Really?
Look at this smart guy.
646
00:21:38,539 --> 00:21:41,299
Did you also know that
the moray eel needs a warm,
647
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:44,043
subtropical environment
to survive?
648
00:21:44,045 --> 00:21:47,696
Mommy, are you coming over
again tomorrow?
649
00:21:47,698 --> 00:21:50,641
You mean home?
650
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,034
Yeah.
651
00:21:52,036 --> 00:21:54,553
Yes.
652
00:21:54,555 --> 00:21:56,797
Most likely.
653
00:21:56,799 --> 00:21:58,557
I love you guys.
654
00:21:58,559 --> 00:22:04,805
♪♪
655
00:22:04,807 --> 00:22:06,231
Four showers,
656
00:22:06,233 --> 00:22:08,475
and I still smell
the baby poo.
657
00:22:08,477 --> 00:22:10,310
And you know what?
Julia wasn't even embarrassed.
658
00:22:10,312 --> 00:22:12,830
She seemed --
She seemed almost proud.
659
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:13,998
[ Laughs ]
660
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,391
Okay, okay, I gotta go.
661
00:22:15,393 --> 00:22:17,226
I'm going back there today
because of you.
662
00:22:17,228 --> 00:22:18,336
And in case you're wondering,
663
00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:20,062
we're holding it
together down here,
664
00:22:20,064 --> 00:22:22,322
so you don't have to worry
about us.
665
00:22:22,324 --> 00:22:24,175
Let's elevate,
shall we?
666
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:25,343
Aah!
667
00:22:25,570 --> 00:22:29,238
Eh, actually, you can
maybe worry a little bit.
668
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,256
I miss you, girl.
Love you.
669
00:22:31,258 --> 00:22:33,684
♪ I'm on my way up ♪
670
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:34,927
♪ Won't look back ♪
671
00:22:34,929 --> 00:22:38,414
♪ I'm on my way up ♪
672
00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:40,858
♪ My way ♪
673
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,444
♪ Mm-mm ♪