[Pre-recorded Voice] It's you that determines how you feel.
Tell yourself, I have control over how I feel.
I choose to feel peace.
I have control over how I feel.
I choose to feel peace.
[sound of door knock] [Jordi] Mom?
- I choose to feel peace. - I have control over how I feel.
I choose to feel peace.
[Jordi] Mom, what are you doing?
I'm busy! Go bother your dad!
[Pre-recorded Voice] I have control over how I feel.
I choose to feel peace.
I have control over how I feel.
I choose to feel peace.
[knocking on door] [Jordi] Mom!
I'm in the bathroom!
Jordi, give me a minute! Give me an f-ing minute!
[SPEAKING SPANISH] I have control over how I feel.
I choose to feel peace.
[Jordi] Dad! Mom's locked herself in the closet again!
[Pre-recorded Voice] I have control over how I feel.
I choose to feel peace.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
[exhaling sharply]
Yeah, I'm just thinking for the first meeting,
we just go over last year's Christmas festival.
You know, we see how we could improve it.
Wait, hold on.
Jordi, turn that down!
I'm trying to simulate real life combat situations, Mom!
Unless you want a real life combat situation on your butt,
turn that crap down!
Hostility.
♪ ♪
I can't believe you're not letting me go.
How come all my friends get to go paintballing except for me?
You see I'm on the phone, right? Shh.
I'm asking Dad.
Dad!
I'm busy, talk to your mom.
Yes. You know, listen,
we really have to make sure that we keep these meetings
short and focused.
You know, they have a tendency to turn into therapy sessions.
Wait, hold up.
- Guys! - Almost got me there.
What are you doing? No playing football in the house!
We're not playing football.
We're trying to see who gets hit in the nuts first.
Okay. Brilliant. Okay.
Did we talk about sponsors?
I can always ask Matt's agency to sponsor us again.
Yeah, that's not a problem.
Okay.
Felicia, can I call you back?
All right, bye.
Jesus!
Matt!
[Kate groans]
Everyone gets to go except me!
So unfair, Mom!
Well, get used to it, kid.
Life's full of disappointments.
Hey! What's going on out here?
I'm working on something really important in there.
Yeah, I'm working on something important, too.
Like the trash.
You know, dinner. Laundry.
Can you just do something with them?
Hey, Dad. Let's go throw the football.
Ah, yeah. I'd love to, bud.
But I got this big meeting I'm getting ready for.
- How about tomorrow? - You always say that.
How's Jordi gonna get better if we don't practice?
Me?
You're the one who sucks f-ing balls.
Jordy, what have I told you about that word?
It's a letter, Mom. You should know.
You say it all the time.
Hey, Zach! Suck on this!
Oh! Oh! Ah! Ah!
Winner!
Oh, you okay?
Mm! Ah!
Now they're up there.
[Matt] You wanna go grab me a bag of blueberries
out of the freezer?
Ah, get it? Blueberries.
[Matt groans]
They're slowly killing me.
Yeah, I can feel it.
Come on, they're just being kids.
You'll be okay.
Really?
Would you like another ice pack?
This was a direct shot.
Managed to get both of them and it.
The whole package.
The horror.
Here are the white gloves.
Hey, you do the dishes a few nights in a row
and see how your hands feel.
The gloves absorb the moisture from the lotion.
[phone buzzing]
Yep.
[Kate inhales sharply]
Oh. [Kate exhales sharply]
Tuesday night. I almost forgot.
Well, you set the reminder.
What do you say?
[Kate groans]
Okay.
Well, let's make it fast.
I'm exhausted.
Has that ever been a problem before?
And I have to be on top
because if my head hits the pillow, it's a done deal.
Okay, that's a wonderful vote of confidence.
Thanks, babe.
Oh, can I keep my shirt on? It's so cold.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, actually.
It's nice of you to ask.
I'm leaving mine on.
You sure you can't take off the gloves?
I always feel like I'm messing around with Mickey's girl.
Who's even capable of such a horrible thing?
Goofy, probably, right?
[Kate laughs] You're an idiot.
Yay.
Ew.
What? What? What?
- What happened? - What is that?
Oh, it's the medicine for my ear, for the dermatitis.
- Ah! - Is it bad?
- Yeah! - Okay.
Oh, my, okay.
- I'll try to check it out. - My tongue's a little numb.
- It's gone. - Yeah.
Alright. No, it's fine, it's fine.
- It's fine? Okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you know what? You know what?
Oh, shh. Yes.
Don't forget the sponsor check
for the Christmas festival.
[Matt exhales]
That's what you're thinking about?
No. No, I'm not.
It's just we have our first meeting this week.
Um, I'm a mom.
Yeah, sorry. I multitask.
You want to just take a rain check on sex night?
- Okay. - Okay.
[Matt exhales sharply]
- Is everything okay? - Yeah, it's fine.
It's just, you know, usual work stuff.
I got a meeting with Terry tomorrow
on some new account.
Why don't you just leave and do your own thing?
It's what you've always wanted to do.
Mortgage, tuitions,
car payments, white gloves.
I'm just saying,
we would find a way to make it work.
Do you ever miss the way it used to be?
No stress from work, no kids fighting,
sex anytime we wanted it.
I'm gonna be honest. I don't even remember that way.
Oh!
♪ ♪
[Kate] Oh God. You know, Matt, Matt, can you grab my...
- I got it. - Hey Jordi...
We need everything. Listen,
don't forget to pick up the boys from football practice.
I can't. I'm gonna have to stay late at the office today.
- Okay? No, I know. - Matt.
No, but you said you would throw the football today.
I promise tomorrow. Tomorrow.
Alright?
Yoo hoo!
- I'm outta here. - Yoo hoo!
Guys, come on, let's go!
[Kate] Come on, come on.
Get in the car.
Alright.
- Kate! - Oh, Jesus.
Hi.
Oh!
Kate, I am so glad I caught you.
Okay. Ira and I are going out of town tomorrow
for our anniversary,
and I was wondering if you could keep an eye on the house.
Now, Shay is gonna be there, but
you know how college kids are. [both chuckle]
Of course, safe travels.
Hey, I want to ask you,
how is Shay doing at the bank so far?
You know, and thank you, again, so much for hiring her.
She needs to know there's more to life than that phone. Right?
She's great, she's great.
But I really have to go to school. I gotta get going.
- You know, you know what? - Uh huh.
Finally getting away to Key West.
Oh, wow.
Do you know I've never been?
I have lived my whole life in Florida.
- I've never been to Key West. - Oh!
I know.
Well, I'm sure you guys will have a lovely time together.
You know we're... Guys, where are you going?
No, no.
Come on.
Oh, you know what? We're actually not going together.
I'm going to go to Key West with a girlfriend,
and Ira is going to Arizona to play a little golf.
Oh. [both chuckle]
That's our anniversary gift to each other.
[both giggle]
- Oh. - Oh.
[Jordi] Sorry, mom.
- Oh my God. - I have some accuracy issues.
Get in the car. Get in the car!
Okay. They're just... okay. Yeah.
They're really adorable.
Yeah, they are really adorable.
- Have a good day, all right? - Okay.
♪ ♪
I think they just prefer doing their own thing.
Like they're actually happier.
Ever since they started sleeping in their own rooms.
Dad's snoring.
It's cool though. Whatever works.
Okay, I think your drawer is actually balanced now.
So the key is to, uh,
to spend less time on your phone.
So you actually enter the right amounts
when you complete a transaction.
See, I never had this kind of distraction when I was your age.
So my drawer was always balanced.
I was just checking my DMs.
I'm almost at 10,000 Instagram followers.
Why? You have 10,000 friends?
Oh, no, no, no.
I don't know them all. I just...
I'm trying to get to a million
because that's when you become legit,
you know?
That's how you...
that's how you become legit?
Having a million people follow you, you don't know?
Yeah, I mean I don't really want to work at a bank my whole life.
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
No, I didn't mean it.
No, Shay, it's fine, honey. It's fine.
It's... it's so fine.
You're just better at it than I am. That's all I meant.
It's all good, babe. All good.
All the money in that bag.
Okay.
Please, just don't hurt anybody.
[gasps]
Now!
Come on! Jesus!
Yeah, sorry. I'm sorry.
Here.
[Kate inhales sharply]
[Shay] Mrs. Morgan?
Mrs. Morgan?
[siren wailing]
As you may have heard,
Bayshore Foods is shopping agencies.
It's the first time in 70 years they've looked for
outside help with their advertising.
[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
Uh, no, I think we're good. Thanks.
Yes, Charles?
I love their yellow rice.
My grandmother used to chop little hot dogs with it
and add ketchup to it and crumble potato chips on it.
It gave me this real severe and brutal diarrhea.
Um, but...
probably the hot sauce.
But it was so worth it.
[Terry sighs]
Well,
they're looking to attract a younger generation of consumers.
Oh yes, they want to be the young, hip food brand.
Exactly.
And we're going to show them how.
[sound of slurping tea]
I want you two on the account.
Yes?
Yes, absolutely.
Actually, you know what?
I'll take some of your [SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
I don't need to tell you
how important having a national account
like Bayshore Foods is for this...
[Charles coughs]
- ...agency. - Stop.
It's like human urine.
[Charles coughs]
Anyway, we have to be very smart on how we approach this.
I totally agree.
Good. Because I'm going to let Rick Steadman
and his team come up with some ideas as well.
I know this may be somewhat displeasing to you,
but let's just take a moment,
close our eyes, and breathe.
In through the nose...
[Charles inhales deeply]
...out through the mouth.
Terry, I'm sorry, if I may...
No, this doesn't mean that this won't be your account.
As a matter of fact, I'm rooting for you.
I'm rooting that you somehow find your creativity again.
After such a long, long...
long dry spell.
And we're breathing.
Grateful that the universe has given us Rick Stedman
and his seemingly endless supply of creativity
and an abundance of good looks.
[Terry] In through the nose...
out through the mouth.
Do you feel as centered as I am? [Charles laughs]
[Matt] Are you kidding?
Did you not see what just happened in there?
We're finished.
She's completely lost faith in us.
I didn't take that as an us thing.
It's definitely a you thing.
You know what? She's probably just being smart.
I mean, I haven't exactly been killing it lately
or over the past little while.
Oh, no. Stop that.
You used to carry this agency and you'll get back there again.
Hey, you know what?
- We're gonna win this account. - You think so?
I have all the faith in the world,
but just in case,
can you write me a good recommendation on LinkedIn?
Something that talks about what a great designer I am?
♪ ♪
Hello, gents.
How are we this morning?
- Doing good. Pretty good. You? - Good.
Good.
Sounds like we've got a bit of competition between us, huh?
Thrilled for the opportunity.
I've got so many ideas that I don't know where to start.
Yeah, yeah, us too.
So... so many ideas.
Really?
Hey, let me ask you something.
Uh, how long have you known about this account?
Uh, Terry chatted with me about it just last week.
- Right. - How about you guys?
- Yeah, last week. - Just now.
Years ago, man.
Interesting.
Well, best of luck to you gents.
You're gonna need it.
Yeah, I liked him a whole lot better when he was my intern.
Why are Europeans so sexy, man?
Gotta love him.
Oh shit.
Alright.
They're finally in bed.
Man, what I wouldn't give for limitless energy like that.
They're like Motley Crue
with Fruit Roll Ups instead of drugs.
Anyway, I dosed them pretty good with Benadryl, so, you know.
Hey.
All right. Kate, come on.
I'm starting to get really worried.
You sure you weren't hurt in that robbery?
[Matt] We can go to a doctor
first thing in the morning if you like.
No, I wasn't hurt.
Okay, good.
Well, what gives?
I mean, you haven't said a word to me or the kids all night.
[Matt] Is it just the shock?
Matt, what do you see when you look at me?
I see my beautiful, incredible wife.
Hmm.
Hey, you're okay.
It's gonna be alright. It's gonna be fine.
I don't even know what I see anymore.
I used to feel so empowered,
so sure of myself,
and I had a gun in my face today,
and I thought I was going to die, and
I kept waiting for my life to flash before my eyes,
but nothing.
Nothing was flashing.
I wouldn't worry about that though,
that's more of a saying, right?
Maybe it is, but I can't,
I can't stop thinking about it.
The days just go by, Matt.
We wake up.
We go to work.
We deal with the kids.
Every day, the same thing.
And we don't even realize it.
And before you know it, we'd probably be, you know,
sleeping in separate bedrooms,
going on separate vacations.
Or like the Baileys.
Who are the Baileys?
You know, that old couple that walk around the neighborhood
fighting all the time.
Oh, right. Yeah. No.
Honey, no.
We're not going to end up like that, Kate.
We're not.
How do you know?
What if this is it?
What if this is the rest of our life?
And it's so routine.
It's not even worthy of flashing.
[phone buzzing]
Raincheck, raincheck.
That's okay. Yeah.
♪ ♪
Mwah. Morning.
Uh, I don't have class until 11.
Huh?
Hey. Hey.
What's the hurry?
Ten more minutes.
Just ten more minutes.
You want me to call in sick for you?
What about the boys and their morning stuff?
Remember how bad I messed it up last time?
[Matt whistles] Wake up, Kate.
Kate.
[both scream]
Stay away from me! Stay away from me!
What's wrong?
Matt?
What? What is going on?
Okay, okay, hey.
Hey, alright honey, look, just relax.
- Relax. - No! No! No.
Okay, okay, you're okay.
What the fuck am I wearing?
What am I wearing?
Oh god, am I pregnant?
Jeez, where am I?
Babe, babe,
you're home.
No, no, no, no, no,
I don't live here.
I live in Essex Place, Essex Place Apartments.
No, you haven't lived in Essex Place since college.
What are you talking about?
I am in college!
Okay, honey, you had a very traumatic event
happen yesterday.
You had a pretty rough night.
Let's just get back into bed.
Okay, we'll relax, we'll get our bearings, and...
[sound of door opening]
Are we skipping school today?
Cause that'll be totally cool with us if we are.
[Kate breathes heavily]
- Mr. Morgan. - Yeah.
I'm Dr. Lawrence, the psychiatric physician.
Psychiatric.
Is my wife okay?
Oh, oh yeah, yeah.
She's totally fine.
Oh.
Except for the psychosis.
And the... and the memory loss.
And the... and the age regression, sorry.
Age regression?
Yeah, Mr. Morgan, your wife is suffering through a sort of
post traumatic stress event.
Man.
She thinks she's 19.
19 years old.
Man, that was a great age.
Yeah, I was slaying it at 19.
The girls, yeah, and the parties every weekend.
Keggers.
Remember that? We called them keggers.
Anyway, we gave her a mild sedative.
Oh, okay. Great.
So that'll fix it?
No, no. That was,
That was just to help her cope with the fact
that she was married to a guy that she'd only been
dating for three months.
Shotgun wedding.
Uh, in her mind.
Oh, okay. All right.
Uh, I, um,
I'm sorry, doctor.
I don't... I don't understand what's happening.
Well, you see, what happens is
sometimes the brain will go into survival mode
when it's under a lot of stress,
and it'll, you know, go into the memory banks
and try to seek out a time
when there wasn't as much stress or worry.
Hey, most people go all the way back to infancy.
So you should consider yourself lucky that
your wife's potty trained, 'cause that's a mess
in an adult.
Yeah.
Is it fixable?
Yeah. Yeah. I mean most of the time it just fixes itself...
Oh!
...in a few years.
Years?
Um, yeah or... or months.
All right. So what are we supposed to do in the meantime?
Well, she's fully functional,
you know, she's...
you know, when the brain finds peace again
and it goes back to sort of a normal state of being,
you know, like, mmm, like the aums of the brain
and she feels safe to come back.
I'm sure she will,
I mean, 85 percent sure she will.
I mean, I guess for now, you can probably just take her.
You're dating a millennial! [laughs]
[Matt] Okay, the doctor said
it's just a matter of relaxing your mind, okay?
So I want you to take it easy.
I'm gonna go pick up the boys from school,
and I will be right back. Okay?
Play the calm station.
Playing calm station.
Who said that?
That's the... never mind.
Oh, by the way, I called the bank.
They said take as much time off as you need.
I'm still a bank teller.
No, no!
- No? - No, no, no, no.
You're the assistant manager.
[Kate exhales sharply]
It's okay.
Are we happy?
Yeah, of course, of course.
I mean, why wouldn't we be?
♪ ♪
[Matt] I don't know, Charles, okay?
Right now my focus is getting her better.
[Charles] Understood. You want me to talk to Terry?
[Matt] No, no, no. Don't say anything.
Let's just wait a couple days,
see how she feels, and go from there.
Look, the thing is,
I just don't want to hand this account over to Stedman.
[Charles] Of course not.
Jesus.
Hey, listen, Charles, I gotta go.
[Charles] Don't worry about the LinkedIn.
I'll talk to you later. I gotta go.
What do you think you're doing?
I'm just here picking up my kids. What's your problem?
My problem is you just cut everybody in this pickup line
and rode up here like you A list at the club.
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry. I'm just here to get my kids.
Okay, then go around and go to the end of the line
like everybody else and your kids will be brought to you
when it's your turn.
Okay. Alright, you got me.
Alright, I apologize.
Listen, the next time I come back,
I'll go to the back of the line, okay?
But I really gotta get my boys.
It's Zach and Jordi Morgan.
Oh, you're Kate's husband. [chuckles]
Why didn't you say something?
Sweetie, you don't have to go to the end of that line.
Just pull right over here in this special lot.
And that's right there.
Oh, okay. Perfect. Thank you very much.
And the meeting starts in 15 minutes.
What, um, meeting?
The Christmas festival planning.
I co-chair the committee with your wife.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, Kate's a little under the weather right now.
So I'm sorry. She's not going to be able to make it.
Okay, then you could just catch her up.
[both chuckle]
Yeah, well, I got a bunch of running around
to do myself today.
So yeah, I guess I'm not going to make it either.
Oh, that's right.
All of your work priorities.
Kate mentioned that to us.
Mm hmm.
Well, I guess you need to turn on around
and go all the way to the end of the car line.
About two miles. All the way down.
Um, how long is the meeting?
Mm-hmm. [woman chuckles]
[Kate exhales sharply]
♪ ♪
[Kate sighs]
♪ ♪
[Kate groans]
[indistinct chatter]
- Hi. - Hi.
[Shay] Where is Stephanie?
There's lots of stuff inside. Okay.
- Hey! - How's it going?
- What did you bring? - Some beers.
There's lots of stuff in the back.
Alright.
Mrs. Morgan?
Um, I'm just having a few friends over.
You're not gonna tell my parents, right?
I don't even know your parents.
Oh, okay.
Got it. Thanks.
Hey,
do you have any wine coolers?
Yeah, I think so.
♪ ♪
Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug.
Woo!
Yeah!
[Woman] I don't know what happened.
He used to love hearing from me during the day,
you know, I mean, I could hear the excitement in his voice.
Now he just sounds annoyed.
- Oh! - I don't know why.
And I'm just calling to say hi. You know?
You know, see how his day is going.
I mean,
the very same things that he used to find cute about me,
he now finds annoying.
What happened?
Excuse me, I'm sorry, ladies.
Aren't we supposed to be talking about the Christmas festival?
Right?
It's just, I'm in a bit of a hurry, so.
Kate's husband.
- Ugh! - Hmm!
[Woman] And then, he says to me,
there's just a small window of time during his day
when he can talk to me.
Um, my husband always answers the phone
when I call him at work.
Anybody want a lavender pecan cookie?
[woman exhales sharply]
That's all I am to him.
Now, a small window in his day?
[woman sobs]
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.
♪ ♪
[Jordi] Maybe we should take mom paintballing.
[Zack] Yeah, let's go paintballing.
Guys, no, we're not going paintballing, okay.
We're gonna go home.
- Hey! - Have a good look, boys.
This is exactly what you want to avoid in life, okay?
Bunch of drunk idiots.
♪ ♪
[Jordi] Uh, Dad? Where's Mom?
[SPEAKS SPANISH]
That was good. [Kate laughs]
It's so fun.
The sun in the back.
Oh, yeah.
That's it. Oh!
He's strong.
- Kate, is that you? - Oh, oh.
Where you been? I've been looking for you.
[Kate] Thank you.
I can do it.
Matt!
I'm right here, babe.
Matt. Are we still old?
[Kate laughs]
[Matt] Alright.
Okay.
[Kate laughs] What is this?
What are we eating?
Okay, this and that.
Here, lay down.
Okay, you are soaking wet.
I'm gonna get you some clean, dry clothes.
Hold on.
Is mom hammered?
Uh, no, she's just resting.
She yacked all over the front yard.
Yeah, she ate some sushi from the gas station.
I want to see her.
You heard him. She's resting.
I wasn't talking to you.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
That's enough.
You see, this is the problem right here.
You two clowns can't give it a rest.
Even when you know your mom's not feeling well.
Did you just call us clowns?
Like from a circus?
Or those badass, scary clowns?
Shut up about clowns, okay? Listen.
Your mom isn't really feeling like herself right now, okay?
But we're gonna make this work.
And that starts with recognizing
that your dad is in charge, okay?
Would that make you like the circus ringmaster?
No, you idiot.
The ringmaster isn't in charge of the clowns.
The head clown is.
Oh, so he's the head clown, then.
[Matt stomps away angrily]
Use number bonds to help skip count by seven
by making ten or adding to the ones.
[blasting sound from the videogame]
Jesus Christ. Jordi, would you please turn that down?
Defending the free world against zombies is a little loud, Dad.
[Jordi] You're welcome.
Isn't this supposed to be math?
I mean, what happened to regular addition or subtraction?
I don't know.
Mom!
- Hey! - Oh!
Yeah, I know you remember this guy, right?
This is Zach.
He's our oldest.
He's our thinker.
He's sensitive,
cautious, strong willed, just like you.
And, uh, and this is Jordi.
Yeah.
He's our other kid.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
That television is so huge.
Oh my god.
[Kate] Oh! Oh, wow.
Where's the back?
There's no back.
♪ ♪
Are they okay?
I didn't mean to upset them.
They're fine. They're fine.
I explained everything to them.
I reminded them that you are still their mother
and that you love them.
By the way, if either of them ask you for money,
don't give it to them.
Pictures aren't jogging anything?
No, I can't get to the next one.
I don't know how to do it.
There's no buttons on this thing.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[Kate] What?
Oh my god.
That's... that's really cool.
[Matt] See that? This is our wedding day.
You remember that, right?
No.
But I love that dress.
That is something I would have totally picked out.
Picked out? No, you made that.
You know, you always wanted to be a fashion designer.
[Matt] Oh, look at this.
That's the day Zach was born.
You know, the doctor said that
we wouldn't be able to have kids,
but you never gave up.
You said that this was the happiest day of your life.
Oh, look at this. See this?
This is Jordi's first day of kindergarten.
That's when we learned how good he was at drawing penises.
Ew, what the hell is that?
That is, uh, that's a skin tag.
It was between my legs.
I had to take a picture of it to see what it was.
Hey, honey.
Hey, hey, hey.
It's totally normal for a man my age.
No, I... just, nothing is familiar to me, Matt.
Nothing. Not this house.
Not those kids.
And why the hell are my ears so freaking itchy?
It's just the dermatitis.
What?
Oh, God. Dermatitis?
Hey, it's all right.
Hey, Kate, it's okay, listen.
You just gotta relax your mind, okay?
Relax your mind, it'll all come back.
I promise you.
And besides, I'm still familiar, right?
Yeah.
Yes.
You are the only thing familiar to me.
- Matt? - Mm hmm?
Would you do something for me?
Of course. Anything.
Would you make love to me?
I'm sorry, what did you... what did you say?
You... don't you want to? Am I too old for you?
No, no, no, no, that's not it at all.
It's just, uh...
It's not Tuesday, is it?
What?
Why does that even matter?
Well, I guess it doesn't.
Ah!
♪ ♪
[Mrs. Bailey] I just don't like being accused
every time you lose something.
It's not my fault you leave the TV remote in the bathroom.
I'm still trying to figure out
why you need it to take a dump anyway.
[Kate] Woo! Yeah!
[Matt] Woo!
- Oh, God! - God!
Hold on a second.
I just need to rehydrate.
Ahhhh!
Oh, it's ...
I guess the TV's got bigger and...
- Is that a computer? - Yeah.
It's smaller.
How you feeling this morning, babe?
Still old.
Can I fix you something to eat?
Don't you work?
Yes. Yes, I do.
I'm in advertising.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I remember that you wanted to own your own advertising agency.
Is that what you do now?
Not exactly, but I work for one of the biggest ones in town.
Oh, nice.
You must be very creative. I remember that.
[both laugh]
You know, we got the granola and yogurt
you normally eat if you want to.
Ew, no, why?
Well, you always say that
sugary cereal goes straight to your ass.
[Kate laughs]
Okay, you think I'm worried about my ass right now?
Have you seen these boobs?
They're like two tires on a bike
that have been sitting in a garage unridden for years.
You know, flat and lifeless.
Come on, babe, listen.
I promise you are just as gorgeous as you've always been.
Look, I know this is probably super weird for you,
but just try to, you know, embrace your age.
Ha! Wanna embrace some of this cellulite?
♪ ♪
Matt!
Embrace age.
Huh?
That's it.
What?
What, can you help me remember?
Huh?
Can you help me remember again?
No. No,
but I think you just gave me an idea for my campaign.
Sweetie, that's perfect.
Embrace age.
Holy crap, Kate, you're the best.
Do I have a car?
Yeah, yeah, the minivan.
It's yours.
No, hold on. I'm sorry.
So, um, I can't eat cereal.
I still work at a freaking bank,
and on top of that I drive a minivan?
Well, it's got a foot activated rear tailgate, so...
Yo, I think there's something wrong with this milk.
Oh, yeah, no, no, no. They don't... milk isn't milk now.
It's, like, made of other shit.
Oats and nuts and stuff.
But it's milk.
♪ ♪
[Kate screams]
♪ ♪
But everyone loves mac and cheese, will you just...
could you try it, please?
[Jordi] I told you, I want chicken tenders from P. D. Q.
I took the time to make mac and cheese,
so that's what you're gonna eat.
[Jordi] Microwaving for two minutes
doesn't make you Chef Boyardee, Dad.
Okay, fine.
Then you know what? You won't eat.
I'll let you starve.
You hear me?
[Jordi] I like when you're in charge, Dad.
♪ ♪
I don't know what the big deal is.
There was no money out of pocket.
Yeah, I know. I got that part. It was an even swap.
They got our one year old minivan,
and we got a ten year old Mustang
with 100,000 miles on it.
Yeah, I know. Isn't it awesome?
Yeah, it is. And you know what?
It was even more awesome a decade ago.
I like it better than the minivan.
It's pretty badass.
Oh, I mean, bad A.
No, you're right.
It's pretty badass.
- Ooh! Ooh! - Dodge.
Okay,
I guess I'll get dinner started.
Okay, cool.
Sounds good.
Chicken tenders meal with a Coke, please.
No, I'm not going to P. D. Q.
I'm gonna make you something
and don't you guys have homework to do?
I finished mine already.
How'd you do that so fast?
He finds all his answers on Google.
Google?
[Zach] You don't know what Google is?
[Kate] No.
This is amazing.
I can find anyone and anything.
I'm gonna search for myself.
Kate Louis.
No, no, I'm not that anymore.
I'm Kate Morgan.
Kate Morgan.
There's nothing.
What does that mean?
That just means you haven't done anything
important enough to get on Google.
Dad, you're a prince!
[Matt] This is the last time.
Of course.
[Jordi] Zach! Chicken's here!
[Matt] Get out of there. Come on.
Hold on.
[Kate sighs]
Ugly dress.
Oh, look at that. Yoga pants.
Why all the yoga pants?
Oh, the lovely mom jean collection.
Here we go.
Oh my Gosh!
♪ ♪
Oh! Ah! [heavy breathing]
oh man.
I'm gonna get into shape.
Uh,
I think I had an asthma attack somewhere in the middle there.
Is that what that was?
I thought you were crying.
That too. I... you know, it was just, I got emotional.
I can't remember the last time we had sex two nights in a row.
Oh God, Matt, that's awful.
[Kate sighs]
What happened to us?
Nothing. Everything's... everything's fine.
It's just that, uh, um, you know,
sex isn't as much of a priority anymore.
We've been taking a lot of rain checks on sex night.
[Kate laughs]
Are you kidding me?
Who takes rain checks on sex?
We do.
Sometimes we even take a rain check on the rain check.
So we go days without having sex?
Yeah.
Days.
Sometimes weeks.
Well, [scoffs]
we will not be having any rain checks tonight.
[Matt chuckles]
[sound of elevator bell]
♪ ♪
[Matt] Morning.
♪ ♪
[Matt knocks on glass]
And we feature it all in a series of quick cuts
leading up to the last shot where we share the tagline,
[Matt] Bayshore Foods, Embrace Age.
That is the best idea you've ever had.
Oh, you're shining me on.
I knew you had it in you.
Maybe it was good that you got laid.
What makes you think I had sex?
You've been sweating since this morning.
Oh, yeah, I have, huh?
Gee whiz, it was three times last night,
I could barely keep up.
I have pills.
No thanks.
- It's for recreational purpose. - I don't want anything.
Quick recovery.
No, I don't want any of what you got.
Jesus, I gotta teach you about everything?
Ha ha ha ha.
Try some of these.
What language is that?
Lithuanian.
Okay, well, thank you.
Hey, no, actually, um,
One, two-- I just, because I... uh, I have mental problems
and I have a little penis, you know.
- Here, you want to just... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll give you the website.
Anyway.
You got a really good situation, huh?
What do you mean?
You found yourself a younger woman, except she's your wife.
Just saying, not a bad situation to be in.
Hmm.
[door knocks] Oh, hey Terry.
I was meditating.
When I felt this light of inspiration beckoning me,
it led me here.
You must have something.
Something big.
Uh, well, yeah, actually, I was working on...
- We. - We were working on something,
and, uh, we think you're going to be very pleased.
Well, this calls for a celebration.
How about dinner tonight?
Oh, I can't. No.
Kate asked me to stay home and take care of the kids.
Bring Kate. I haven't seen her in forever.
8pm. Bernini.
Am I invited?
No.
We shouldn't be too late tonight.
Okay. It's good you guys have a night out.
[Matt sighs]
Oh my god, she's a Kardashian!
I think dad has wood.
[Matt] Hey, watch your mouth.
I'm sorry. He's fascinated with the human anatomy.
He's like a science whiz.
Do I look okay?
Honey, you look stunning.
I think you look hot.
It's a great dress.
It's cute, right?
I found it in the closet and I just made a few alterations.
So good.
♪ ♪
I'm really excited to show you.
- I'm very excited. - [Matt] Hey!
Kate, it's been so long.
You simply do not age.
Oh, you'd be surprised. [Terry laughs]
Hello, Rick Steadman.
Oh, Rick also believes that he has a winning concept.
So, we've turned this into a pre celebration
for the agency this evening.
Pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Morgan.
You know your husband taught me everything that I know.
Please call me Kate.
- Let's sit. - Okay.
Well, I got her.
- I got her. All right. No. - You sure? Okay.
- I guess we'll... there we go. - There it is.
I'm here. I made it.
Oh, Charles, I didn't realize you were coming.
I'm gonna take this chair.
No, don't, don't. Oh, Jesus.
Gonna come with us?
There we go.
Oh.
Oh,
can I please have a sex on the beach?
[Charlie laughs] A sex on the beach?
But they still make that drink, right?
You know what?
That sounds good.
I wouldn't mind some sex on the beach.
You know, make it three.
Although, I'm not a big fan,
because the sand gets stuck in your butt crack.
You know, inside that forbidden hole.
I've been digging it out for months.
Oh, and here's my ID.
Thank you.
Uh, Bourbon, neat.
- Good choice. - Yeah. Thank you.
[Matt] I think we need to present an overall
brand strategy and change the conversation.
[Charles] Totally agree.
- Add new conversation. - I literally just said that.
Uh, you know, most agencies
are going to come at them strictly with creative and, uh,
I think we can do more,
you know, I... I... I think we can do more, you know,
basically push a new brand story for Bayshore Foods.
It's a new and exciting concept that we came up with.
This phone can do it all.
Oh Rick... well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[Kate laughs]
It's just Rick is showing me all this stuff this phone can do.
It's amazing.
Well, at least you're up to date with new technology.
I don't even know how to text.
I'm a digital minimalist.
Anyway, I react better with face to face interaction.
[Rick] Oh, come on.
I mean, texting and social media is the best.
It's like having your friends around you, but all the time.
Oh! I love that.
@ the Rick Steadman.
Where?
No, add me. That's my handle.
[Kate] Oh, all right. Well, add me, too.
I am @ the Kate Morgan. Right?
What are we talking about? [Kate laughs]
Here, let me get you on Snapchat.
- Okay. - No, she doesn't need Snapchat.
It's fine. Thanks.
Ooh, add me, too.
@ Chucky Choo Choo.
Hey, could you give the phone a rest for a little while?
Are you kidding me? This thing is unbelievable!
Uh, oh, there you go.
I was looking for the Bluetooth.
Yes!
It is the best!
[energetic music plays]
Yeah.
Oh my God,
Um, why are you so irritated with me?
I'm not irritated.
By the way, could you have maybe made that flirting
a little less obvious earlier tonight?
Flirting?
Oh, you know what I'm talking about. Don't do that.
Stedman.
What?
Oh!
Adding him to that Snap thing is flirting?
Yes. Yes, it is.
For a guy, that's like an invitation for him to
send you a picture of his penis.
Oh, get out of here, man.
Who would do that?
I mean, I don't know. You think he will?
I'm kidding!
Oh, wow!
Why are you so threatened by this guy?
[both laugh]
Yeah!
No! Alright. I'm not threatened.
That guy's an arrogant, overconfident bullshitter.
Oh, I like him.
I really like him and he reminds me a little bit of you.
- What? - Yeah, well, the old you.
No, no, no.
I'm not... that's not what... I'm not... you're not old.
I'm saying the guy I met in college.
Whoa, wow.
When'd you become so uptight?
Around 30.
Well,
maybe we should do something about that.
What are you doing? What? Hey!
I'm not exaggerating.
These are second degree burns on my tongue.
I told you it was hot.
Sometimes I wonder if you ever listen to me.
I'll end the suspense. I don't.
[Kate] Maybe a little more.
[Matt] No, that's too far back.
- Just a little. - Ow, ow, ow.
[Kate] I know it's just
my head got stuck under the steering wheel.
[Matt] There we go. That's fine.
[tires screech] [Matt] Woo!
♪ ♪
Mrs. Morgan.
Oh, oh,
Mrs. Morgan, that's me.
Hey! Hi!
Oh, God, I love that top.
Thank you. Um, I really miss you at work.
I'm almost at 15,000 followers.
Followers?
On Instagram.
Oh, you know what?
I think I have that.
- Really? - Uh huh.
Oh, you should follow me.
Okay, yeah, for sure, yeah.
How do I do that?
Oh, here.
It's just my first and last name.
Ooh, astronomy, huh?
Yeah, I took a class in high school
and I thought it was fascinating.
It's really lame.
No, it's not lame. I love astronomy.
I love the stars.
Yeah, me too.
Just to think beyond us and what's... I don't know,
unreachable out there.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
I got the Pegasus Space Scanner.
It's the best telescope that you can get.
And I saw the clearest cluster of stars the other day.
It was insane. They were all different colors.
Yeah, I could nerd out about this stuff forever, so...
No, no, girl.
Do your thing.
Did you draw that?
I did, yes.
I used to be a... well, actually
No, I am a fashion designer.
I had this idea to sketch something practical and comfy,
but yet hot and sexy for,
you know, people my age.
I love that.
You want to sit down with me?
- Yeah, yeah, sure. - Nice.
Oh, you got a DM.
Oh, I did. Didn't I?
Rick.
Just this guy that works with Matt.
Oh.
It's weird. [chuckles]
I hate that I feel like this.
You know, I should be happy that he wants to get in shape.
I mean, the other day he asked me
if I would get him quinoa from the grocery store.
It used to be Swiss cake rolls.
Now he's asking for quinoa.
Oh, I love quinoa.
[woman sobs]
I mean, he said quinoa, but I knew what he meant.
My mind goes to his new 25 year old assistant, Layla,
with the ass that looks like God carved it himself.
I mean, is he doing all this for her?
I mean, not that he has a shot in hell,
you've all seen my husband.
Just the fact that it's her,
you know, that could make him care suddenly.
Like it's okay to...
be a slob and look like shit for me.
Am I not worthy of quinoa?
It's so stupid to think a bird is faster than a cheetah.
Bet me, if I'm wrong,
you could shoot me with your airsoft gun.
[Zach] Oh, that's a deal.
Hey, no one's shooting anyone, alright?
Hey guys, I know you can hear...
[music playing on TV]
Two.
Wiggle, wiggle. Wiggle, wiggle.
We're bouncing a ball.
Stop.
Drive.
Oh, hey, Matt!
Hey, Mr. Morgan.
[Kate laughs] I can't with that Mr. Morgan.
That's LOL.
That means laugh out loud.
I know what LOL means.
Yeah. Oh, we're doing a TikTok.
Oh, you know what?
Shay posted some of my sketches on her Instagram,
and people gave me a bunch of little hearts.
- Likes. - Yes, likes.
Did you know that she has like 15,000 followers?
Wow. No, I didn't know that.
Hey, is it okay if I hang out with Shay tonight?
Kate, you're 45 years old.
You don't need to ask me permission.
Okay.
Just make sure you're home too late,
because it is a school night.
Okay.
I just mean that for the boys.
- Aw! - Oh, there they are.
Someone's definitely bleeding, so I'm gonna go.
I'll go take care of that.
- Okay. - Okay.
What was that?
Well, I'm trying to remember how it goes, okay?
Well, we'll start from the top.
Okay, here we go.
[music on TV continues to play]
♪ ♪
What do you think?
[Shay] Definitely, you should post it.
But I feel like you need to show
a little bit more of the back of the dress.
Because it's so good.
- Really? - Yes.
Because that's how you get the followers.
Like posting an ass shot
always gives you a 5,000 follower bump.
Ooh.
Yeah. Let's take a few more.
So I was kind of thinking of this like,
Timeless theme, you know, for the brand.
And I'm not exactly sure how we make this jump.
What are you looking at?
Nice bum.
It doesn't look familiar to you?
Not even a little?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my, yeah!
♪ ♪
[Jordi] No way I'm eating that.
Oh yes, you are. You're gonna eat this.
You'll have to catch me first.
Okay, okay, you know what, Jordi?
Time out, you win. Okay?
You don't have to eat this stuff.
I'm not gonna chase you!
Matt!
[Matt groans]
What's up? What's up?
I just scored tickets to the party of the year!
Are you wearing gloves?
Uh! What time is it?
Uh, so, okay.
This new internet company,
they invited all these social media influencers
that they represent,
and they're throwing a party for them tomorrow.
And I'm thinking it's the perfect opportunity
for me to do some networking.
Maybe I can get somebody who's interested in my clothing line.
Hold on!
- There's a clothing line? - Yes, yes!
But I need you to come with me because
there's going to be a lot of adults and
serious business people there.
And you have all the experience.
You know, the marketing, the branding.
Oh, for fu... Kate, it's 3:00 in the morning!
So?
So, just say you'll come with me, please!
Listen, listen, babe.
I'm really happy for you that you found a new hobby, okay?
And I'll help you out any way that I can.
But I got a really big presentation the next morning.
So I don't think it's a good idea.
Hobby?
So you think I'm just doing this for fun?
No. No, no, no.
No, no, no. I'm sorry.
No, I didn't mean it that way, obviously.
It's just,
I really, really need to nab this account, okay?
I gotta help the boys with their homework,
I gotta feed them, and...
What about me? Right?
I mean, this could be really good for me too, right?
Okay, okay, we'll go.
Oh my god, yes!
We can't stay late.
Understood.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Kate, Kate, Kate. Please, listen,
I'm exhausted. Alright?
Can we just take a rain check?
Rain check?
For real?
♪ ♪
You know, I'm pretty sure we're the oldest people in this place.
Just about ready to go.
What?
Matt, we just got here.
No, we've been here for an hour, Kate.
I told you I gotta be up early.
There's Rick.
[Rick laughs] Hey!
- Oh! - Oh!
So glad you guys came.
Thank you.
I've got a table over in the VIP.
There's someone I want you to meet.
Oh, I really don't think so.
You know, it's almost 10:00.
But thank you for asking.
Ha, he's kidding.
He's so kidding.
Come on. No, we would love to join you.
Great. Thank you. Thank you.
- Hey, what are you doing? - What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
I told you I don't want to stay late.
Matt, it would be rude to leave now.
Rick is the one that got us the tickets.
Rick? Hold on. Stedman?
- Yes. - You've been talking to him?
No, I haven't. I've been texting him. It's no big deal.
God, please, please do this for me.
Please.
- Thank you. - Okay.
I watch all your makeup videos
and I learn so much from them.
I'm just, I'm crazy about this internet thing.
Okay, well your line is, it looks super fun and fresh.
And,
I love the shorts.
I think they might even make me feel a little sexy
in my minivan when I put them on.
Exactly. That is... that's so crazy.
That's exactly what I was going for.
And I'm going to send you a pair.
I'd love that.
I told you she was a hidden talent.
Yeah, she's the best. She really is, but it's getting late.
- So we should probably... - Oh, I love this song!
You two should dance.
No, he doesn't salsa.
You know, come on. Come on.
Tragic.
♪ ♪
[indiscernible]
[Matt groans] [Kate screams]
What's the matter? You okay?
- I can't. My back it's... - Rick.
Uh, hold on, let me... [Matt inhales deeply]
No! I can't.
[Matt groans]
Are you sure you're okay?
Yeah, I just tweaked it.
Okay, then I'll see you at home a little later, okay?
Wait, what are you doing? You're not coming with me?
Matt, the party's still going.
There's so many people I need to meet.
Tina Tracy loves my designs.
Do you realize how many women follow her?
I mean, like, this is a big deal.
Okay, Kate,
I think I've indulged just about enough of this.
Okay, this is not our life.
Okay, we got jobs. We got kids at home.
We don't stay out until 1 a.m. on weeknights.
And by the way, I can't believe
you've been talking to Rick Stedman.
I'm not talking to Rick Stedman.
I mentioned my clothing line to him and
he happened to love it.
You know what? Can I tell you something?
That guy loves one thing, okay? Himself.
Yeah, well at least he's helping me.
Which is more than what you've done.
Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry that I've been this busy
taking care of everything for our family
while trying to save my career, by the way.
- Your career? - Yeah.
Matt, do you even like what you do?
I mean, you used to talk about
owning your own agency, and you know what?
What about my career?
I haven't done anything
except work at the same bank I worked at in college.
Kate, listen, that's not fair, okay?
You've never complained about that before.
Oh, Matt, just, you know, go home, please.
I can take one of those Uber things.
No! You know what? I'm not leaving without you.
You're my wife, you're the mother of our children, okay?
And that's what you decided to do,
so I'm really sorry if you forgot that, but come on.
It's late. I gotta wake up early.
I got a really important presentation in the morning.
Would you just get in the truck, please?
No.
Just because you have back hair doesn't make you my dad.
I don't have back hair.
Go home, Matt.
♪ ♪
[Matt groans]
[Matt exhales sharply]
[Matt groans]
I'm losing her, Charles.
I feel it.
Nah, not Kate.
Yeah, well, she's not the same Kate.
Maybe the Kate I met when she was 19 years old,
but not my wife.
I mean, right now she's probably laying by the pool
in her bathing suit with a bunch of college kids
vaping or whatever they do.
Yeah, well, maybe I'll go check it out for you.
Text me the address.
[phone buzzing]
Terry's on her way.
And just like the universe expands eternally,
beyond its own boundaries,
limitless, eternal, ageless,
so too do foods.
Bayshore Foods.
Embrace age.
Woohoo!
Really nice work, Matt.
Inspirational, actually.
I think this little competition brought out the best in you.
That's what I wanted.
I wanted this decision to be really tough.
Ultimately, I think Rick's pitch, though,
resonates the best with the intended audience.
Plus, I'm not really sure about the whole age thing
with the concept of food.
Valid, point the whole stale, expired thing with food.
But listen, guys, you should be very proud of yourselves.
I mean, it's a very nice sentiment.
I just think that we should just take a moment,
close our eyes, and breathe. [Terry breathes]
No, you know what?
Actually, Terry, thank you, thank you, Terry,
but I'm fine, I'm already breathing.
It happens completely involuntarily, 24 hours a day,
whether I like it or not, even when I'm unconscious.
Oxygen, carbon dioxide, thank you, I'm fine.
Yeah, I'll breathe.
He's just not the Matt I knew, you know?
He used to be so fun, so easy going.
And now he's just like annoyed with everything.
Yeah, I'm definitely never getting married.
Not if it's like that for a couple like you.
What do you mean a couple like us?
Well, I just always thought you guys were really happy.
Like every time I babysat for you,
you were so cute with each other.
I always wished my parents loved each other like that.
[phone rings]
Hello?
Yeah, I'm not the person to call.
You have to call their father.
It's not...
oh, my God.
Okay.
Alright. I'll be there.
Oh, my God.
Oh. Sick, huh?
We've been under the care of a middle aged man
who has no regard for diet or nutrition himself.
It was only a matter of time.
[Kate sighs]
What are we supposed to do now?
I think paintballing, maybe.
Maybe make us feel better?
Mmm. Paintballing, huh?
Yeah, paintballing!
It's like an exercise, but with guns.
Okay, paintballing it is.
[Kids exclaim]
[sound of paintball gun]
[Zach] I wonder if these things hurt?
[Kate] I don't know, let's find out.
Ow! Ow!
WTF, Mom?
I guess it does.
Let's go have some fun, boys!
Ow!
That's gonna leave a mark.
Shut up.
♪ ♪
[Jordi] You gotta move, Mom! It's war!
No, I'm fine here!
We can't all stay here! You're taking on too much fire!
Oh, fine!
I'll go.
[sound of paintball gun]
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
[sound of paintball gun]
♪ ♪
[sound of paintball gun]
[Kate] What the hell is wrong with that guy?
Hey Mom! You're in the wrong playground!
[Kate] Mom?
Aw, hell no.
[sound of paintball gun]
♪ ♪
[sound of paintball gun]
- Let's go. - Yeah.
[Kate groans]
[Man] That's right. Come to daddy.
[Kate groans]
[sound of paintball gun]
[Kate continues to groan]
This is like one of the coolest days ever.
Thanks for bringing us, Mom.
I like it when you're fun like this.
What? Aren't I always fun?
There you are!
Hi.
Hey, want to go climb that tree?
You know mom doesn't want us climbing trees.
Does it look like she cares?
Hey, where are you going?
I said no!
Don't get up there!
[intense music]
Jordi, what are you doing? You're going too high!
[intense music continues]
Jordi, you need to come down here!
You're going too high!
[Zach] Mom, mom, help!
Oh, Jordi.
I fell off a tree, Dad.
How awesome is that?
Oh, that's awesome.
[Matt] I'm so glad you're okay.
[Zach] Oh, so glad you're here, Dad.
[Matt] You're okay.
- I was climbing the tree. - Yeah.
And then, like, my foot slipped.
- Yeah. Yeah. - And I was hanging on. Right?
And then my hand slipped, and then I fell.
Yeah.
- Hey. - Hi.
[Matt clears throat]
[Matt] You doing okay?
I should have been watching them,
and I had no idea he was climbing that tree.
Don't worry about that, Kate. It's fine.
I talked to the doctor. It's just a sprained wrist.
This could have been so much worse
and it would have been my fault.
Okay, but it wasn't.
I have no business being their mom, Matt.
- I'm not a mom. - Don't say that.
Look where we are.
I mean, you know, I, um,
I don't think I can handle this responsibility.
Kate, what are you getting at?
I think I need to get away from everything.
For a little while, because I--
I don't know what's going on with me,
and I keep trying to make it work.
But I think I need to be on my own.
You know, maybe...
I can stay with Shay, or maybe
we can get an apartment together.
Get an apartment? With Shay?
Are you listening to yourself, Kate?
You're a 45 year old woman.
You can't be getting an apartment.
I know that. Please, don't say that. I know that.
I just need time to figure things out.
♪ ♪
There.
Thanks for letting me stay, Mrs. Feldman.
Oh, for God's sakes, Kate.
I have been your neighbor for ten years.
Just call me Denise.
OMG.
Tina Tracy posted a photo wearing your shorts.
And tagged you.
What? What?
Oh! Here.
Oh, thanks.
[Kate exclaims] Oh my god!
This is good, right?
It's great. Your account's gonna blow up.
[Kate and Shay laugh]
Yay.
Oh my god.
[Zach] Dad, wake up!
Hey!
Take my credit card out of my wallet
and get whatever you want.
[Zach] No, dad! Come on!
You need to see this!
Hey!
[Zach] Come on, Dad! Get up!
[Matt groans] You're a strong guy.
[Zach] Dad, Dad! Come on, you gotta come see this!
I mean, you know, Dad, even though it tastes like shit,
but don't worry about that.
He forgot to microwave it.
That's alright.
We promise, we're going to be better, from now on.
Yeah, we're gonna suck less, especially Zach.
Just promise you won't leave.
Guys, why would I leave?
Well, didn't mom leave because we never did what she wanted?
No. No, no, no.
Guys, that...
that's not why mom...
Listen, I think it's just that,
she never got to do what she wanted.
And uh,
I was probably too busy to notice that.
Okay, boys. Listen,
what do you think mom would want right now?
She'd probably want us to finish our homework
and get in the shower.
Okay. Alright, so here's what we're gonna do, okay?
We're gonna give Mom exactly what she wants, alright?
Alright.
First, we're gonna do our homework.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
And then, we're gonna go take our shower.
Yeah!
But hopefully not all together, right?
That's correct, Jordi.
Not together. That would be really weird.
Come here.
Oh, what a weird thing you say all the time.
[Jordi pukes] [Zach screams] Oh my God!
- Sorry, guys. - That's alright.
♪ ♪
Okay, Jordi, you're gonna go 10.
Then Zach, you're gonna run the big slant.
Alright? Hands in. Ready break.
- Break. - Break.
Jump!
- Catch it. - You can't catch it.
[Shay] Are you coming?
[Matt] There it is!
- Yeah. - Set, hut!
Hey! Touchdown!
♪ ♪
[indistinct]
[Charles] [indistinct] My good friend, Charlie.
Oh! [Matt laughs]
Hey Rick?
Hi.
I just wanted to congratulate you.
Oh. Thanks.
I heard your presentation was special.
[Matt chuckles] Yeah.
Can I ask you something?
Did you mean it when you told Kate
that I taught you everything you know?
I did. Actually.
Hey, you know, um,
None of this lasts.
You know, everything changes.
But...
I think that's okay.
I just wanted to say that.
See ya.
[telephone rings]
Okay, Jordi. Time to go.
Come on, Zach.
I was drawing this for Mom.
It's a picture of us going to the Christmas festival.
Do you think she'll like it?
I think she'll love it.
See how I drew a big penis on you?
I did, I noticed that.
I think that's gonna be the selling point for her.
Alright, you guys ready to do this?
- Yeah. - Ready.
Okay, come on, let's go.
♪ ♪
[Matt] Hey, Denise.
Hey, Matt.
Is Kate around?
She didn't tell you.
Look, I tried to tell them it was a bad idea,
especially with Christmas being right around the corner, but
you know how teenagers are.
You know what I mean.
Matt.
Mom.
Hi. Hey.
What are you guys doing here?
The Christmas festival is tomorrow.
You love the Christmas festival.
I do?
Yeah. Yeah, you do.
And, we were hoping that you would come with us.
Uh, we're leaving.
You're leaving?
Just for the weekend. St. Pete Beach.
But, you can't miss the Christmas festival, Mom.
Oh.
[Kate chuckles] Okay. Is that your thing?
Yeah, he won't stop doing that. Never mind.
Listen, the point is, Kate, we'd...
really love it if you came along.
And I really wish I could, Matt,
but we've had these plans and...
Rick just texted me and they're already, already...
...there.
Wait, hold on a second.
[Matt laughs]
You're going with Rick Steadman?
He just invited us to hang out with some friends.
- It's not a big deal, Matt. - No, of course not.
- It's not a big deal, Matt. - No, cool, that's great.
That's fine. Have a good time
with your new friends at the beach, okay?
It's alright. Come on, boys. Come on.
- But... - Now. Let's go. Come on.
Matt, wait.
- Wait. - Hold on a second.
I don't know what you want from me.
You know, uh,
something really incredible happened the other day.
Jordi ate his mac and cheese.
Even though it totally tasted like shit.
Jordi. And Zach was really excited about it.
And it was actually an awesome moment.
Okay, that's the thing about getting older and
having kids, you get to experience these moments.
And I never slowed down long enough
to notice these moments, but you did.
You always noticed the moments.
I don't know what you want me to tell you.
You know, I don't want to tell you what to do,
you can live whatever kind of life you want,
and go enjoy your beach friends if you want, but
I'm not missing any more moments, okay?
And I don't know what else you could possibly want from me.
[Matt] Come on, let's go.
Come on.
We should probably go.
Yeah.
Okay, I think we're all set for tomorrow, y'all.
Okay? Um, Holly, you secured the cotton candy machine, right?
Okay? Nancy, you're in contact with the balloon maker.
And of course, we are all going to be here
bright and early, y'all. Okay?
Right, Mr. Morgan?
- Matt. - Hm?
Oh. Sorry.
Uh.
Yeah, I was actually, I was just thinking about
how much Kate loved the Christmas festival.
You know that.
She's always all about the kids, whatever brought them joy.
That's what she cares about.
Or cared.
And, uh,
so much so that
she forgot about what brought her joy.
And, uh,
I didn't do a damn thing about that.
You know, we all get, we all get lost.
We all forget who we were or who we wanted to be.
But, the people that love us remind us.
Or at least they should.
Oh. Oh, jeez.
No, I'm not gonna...
I'm... I'm okay. I'm okay.
No, no, no. I'm good.
Thank you.
Don't worry, Dad.
She'll show up.
I know she will.
Trust me.
Mom won't miss the Christmas festival.
♪ ♪
[Kate] You ready to go to the room?
[Shay] In a few minutes.
[Kate] Ugh. You should post this.
[Shay] Nah. Let's just watch it for a little while.
[Shay] Kate, you have to come see this.
Sirius is so bright tonight.
You know my favorite thing about stars?
The older they get, the brighter they shine.
Hmm.
Then they blow up, right?
No.
Then they start their next phase.
A new phase.
I like that.
Yeah.
You know, I was thinking,
maybe we should bring something tomorrow.
You know, I'd really hate to show up empty handed.
Wait, what are you talking about?
You know, Rick. He was so nice to invite us
to hang out at his cabana with him and
I was just thinking that, you know,
maybe we should bring something tomorrow.
Like a cheese tray.
[Shay chuckles] A cheese tray?
Yeah.
- You sound like my mom. - Oh God.
We're going there to party.
Showing up is gift enough for them.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
But let's not forget to say thank you.
We should absolutely say thank you. Okay?
What are you doing?
Um, um, I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh my god.
Your account reached one million followers.
Oh my God.
[Kate exclaims] Oh my god.
[both laugh in excitement]
♪ ♪
Okay, why don't you guys go play some of the games?
I wanna wait for Mom.
Me too.
Boys, just go have fun
and I'll come find you if... when mom shows up.
Alright, go on.
Come on.
Off you go.
[Woman] What are we having?
Two pretzels please.
One for you.
One for your brother.
- What would you like? - [indiscernible]
- Can I have pretzels, please? - Sure.
I just want you to know,
from now on, you're A list to me.
♪ ♪
You seem quiet over here.
You not having fun?
I am. I am.
And thank you for inviting us again. Thank you.
No problem at all.
It's good just to get away sometimes.
Escape life.
Shay told me you've got a lot going on with Matt.
I'm sorry to hear that.
We're fine.
You know, I'm just trying to...
just trying to figure things out, you know?
Yeah, I get it.
I mean, the guy's obviously going through something,
it's just really sad to see.
What do you mean?
You know, I mean, quitting his job,
handing me all of his accounts, it's just weird.
Matt quit?
He loves advertising.
I mean, maybe he's going through a midlife crisis or something.
You don't happen to have any suntan oil, do you?
Suntan?
I... No, I don't.
But I do have SPF 100,
which is way better for you.
- 100? - Uh huh.
- Here you go. - No, no. I think I'm okay.
[Kate] There you go.
Nice.
- Oh, yeah. - Nice.
Yeah.
Okay.
Thank you.
[Matt] Okay, that's the thing about getting older
and having kids, you get to experience these moments.
You always notice the moments.
♪ ♪
Do you think it was the champagne?
I don't think she drank.
[Rick] Maybe it was the heat?
[Kate] Shay.
Hi, you fainted.
Where am I?
St. Pete Beach.
St. Pete Beach?
Where's Matt? Where are the kids?
Well, we came for a beach weekend.
What? Why would I go for a beach weekend
with my neighbor's daughter?
And who are you, by the way?
Can someone tell me what the hell is going on?
Can we just go home?
Yeah, this isn't fun without mom.
Yeah, I know it's not.
Guys, I'm sorry.
Okay, yeah, let's go.
Come on.
Hey, you want to get some chicken tenders on the way home?
- Okay, dad. - Okay, dad.
I f-ing told you she'd show up!
Jordi, what have I told you about that word?
- Mom! - Mom!
Oh, my God!
♪ ♪
So is it too late?
[Matt chuckles] Kate. Not even close.
Listen, I promise from now on,
every day with you is gonna feel like the first day, okay?
We're gonna continue to learn about each other.
We're gonna try new things. No more rain checks.
We're gonna talk and laugh and cry.
I was talking about the Christmas festival.
Oh! Oh, no, no, no. It's still going.
But I love you, too.
[Kids] - Ew. - Ew.
Who wants to go to the Christmas festival with me?
- Me! - Me!
[Kate] So, I heard you quit your job.
[Matt] Yeah. Yeah.
[Kate] What are you going to do next?
[Matt] Well, I'm starting my own agency.
Actually, I have my first client.
I'm going to be helping launch a clothing line
for an up and coming designer.
[Kate] Wow, I'm so jealous. Who is she?
I'll tell you later. I know it's me.
Well, of course you know it's you.
- It's me, it's me, it's me. - It's you?
- Yes! - That's her.
[Matt] I was just trying to be funny.
[Kate] You are funny, you are cute.
[Matt] Hey, let's go knock that down over there.
[Zach] Let's do this, let's do this. [Kate laughs]
Do you remember a little while back
when you asked me what I see when I look at you?
Vaguely.
Home.
I see home.
I love that.
So?
Are you tired?
Not really. Why?
Oh, one more thing.
No, I know. Ear medicine.
No.
I'm keeping the Mustang.
I've always wanted that car.
[both chuckle]
[Mrs. Bailey] I just don't understand
why that TV has to be on so loud all the time.
It's impossible to have any kind of phone conversation.
It's like a shuttle launch in our living room.
[Kate laughs]
[Kate moans]
- Oh, God. - Oh, no.
- Oh. - Oh, no.
- Oh, wait. Yeah. - Yeah.
Oh, God.
[Matt laughs] I have a headache.
[Kate laughs]
♪ ♪