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Dad, can I give this away?
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It shrank,
and it's really small.
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Oh, it'll still fit.
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Come on, give me that.
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[sighs]
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It looks like
a child being born.
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Push, push.
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[grunts]
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Grunt if you have to.
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You're doing so good.
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[exhales sharply]
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It's a dad.
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{\an8}- * It's true ♪
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{\an8}♪ The marriage that we once
had now is through ♪
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{\an8}♪ And now we're doing
all that we can do ♪
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{\an8}♪ To keep us all together
as a crew ♪
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{\an8}♪ Just do as we say,
not as we do ♪
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{\an8}♪ We really thought
that we were done ♪
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{\an8}♪ But we've just begun ♪
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{\an8}This too dressy?
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{\an8}Not if you're a scarecrow.
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{\an8}I don't even want
to go to this thing.
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{\an8}Well, I can't leave you here,
so you're going.
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{\an8}We're having lunch with
my oldest, dearest friends,
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{\an8}and I don't want them
calling child services.
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{\an8}So this is about you, not me?
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{\an8}Yup, for two hours,
I want you to look like
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{\an8}you're being raised
by civilized people
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{\an8}and pose no threat
to public health.
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{\an8}Didn't you always say
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{\an8}we should be honest
about who we are?
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{\an8}Within the family, yes.
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{\an8}But to outsiders,
it's a lifetime of deception.
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{\an8}Grandpa and I
are going thrifting.
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{\an8}Ah, thrifting, a romp through
the closets of the dead.
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{\an8}One woman's trash
is another woman's treasure.
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{\an8}Thank God, or no one
would ever get married.
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{\an8}Oh, look,
it's Arthur Fonzarelli.
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{\an8}Where did your shirt go?
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{\an8}Grandpa said I could sell it.
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{\an8}Apparently, it's vintage.
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{\an8}Everything you own
is vintage.
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{\an8}You are vintage.
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{\an8}I put it in a ziplock so you
can't smell the Aqua Velva.
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{\an8}Won't work.
You're gonna have to spray it.
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{\an8}- With what?
- Youth.
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{\an8}You'll smell like me
soon enough.
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{\an8}Perhaps the scariest thing
you've ever said.
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{\an8}And since when do you thrift?
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{\an8}Since my granddaughter
asked me to.
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{\an8}I'd do anything she wants.
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{\an8}She says museum,
we go to a museum.
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{\an8}She says swimming, I'd be
standing there in a Speedo.
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{\an8}Please never say swimming.
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Better?
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Take anything off him
you think you can sell.
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[upbeat music]
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Don't you feel better
dressed nicely like a grown-up?
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I feel like
I got a court date.
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Beer for me
and for my lawyer.
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OK, we will look
at the harmless
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nonalcoholic beverage menu.
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Jimmy, would you like
a Faux-jito,
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a Short Island Iced Tea,
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or a Polite Hug on the Beach?
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He'll have a rumless Coke.
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Look, I know you're not happy,
but today is important.
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Every couple of months
ever since college,
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my buddies and I
have met here for lunch.
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Are you wondering why?
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Nope.
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Because it means a lot to me
to be the kind of guy
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who never forgets his friends.
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I like to be
that kind of guy, too,
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but I had to go
to lunch with my father.
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Now, drink your mocktail.
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Seems like a good time
to introduce you
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to the culture of alcohol.
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Barkeep, keep 'em coming.
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There he is!
[laughs]
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Hey.
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Hey!
How are you, buddy?
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all: Hey!
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Oh, everybody, everybody,
this is my son, Jimmy.
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Jimmy, this is Petey D,
Petey G, Mikey, Tommy,
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Russo, Kevin, and Schwanz.
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Holy cow!
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Look at you, Jimmy.
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I ain't seen you
since your sonogram.
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You remember?
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Yes, sir.
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All right, everybody,
grab a beer.
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[all shouting]
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I've got something to say
before we sit down.
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And, Jimmy, I want you
to listen to every word
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'cause this is about your dad.
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Last time we had lunch here,
I asked Jim
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to write me a letter
of recommendation
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for my daughter, Denise,
who is applying
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to Our Lady of Sorrows,
where your sister,
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Grace, goes to school.
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Half the city's trying to get
in there, but they won't fit.
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[laughter]
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And no Boston school wants
a transplanted New Yorker.
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I mean, maybe you can't
hear my accent no more,
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but that's where I'm from.
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Anyways, the school's decisions
come out tomorrow morning.
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But I ain't worried, Jimmy.
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I believe you.
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'Cause I know
how it's gonna go.
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Thanks to your dad,
my old buddy Jim,
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I've never been sure
about a thing in my life
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that'd be taken care of.
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What a guy your dad is.
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I love him.
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I mean, we all love him, right?
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- Yeah!
- Thank you.
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To Jim.
all: To Jim.
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This is some stack of cash.
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I had no idea.
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It's the sustainable economy,
Grandpa.
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Do they like clip-on ties
or Hush Puppies
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or Members Only jackets?
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I could make a fortune.
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- How about this one?
- Too much.
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This one is half off.
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That's half off when it's on.
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No.
Ew.
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No. No.
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Hey, go b--
go back two dresses.
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This one?
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I don't think it's my size.
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Or yours.
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Do me a favor.
I forgot my glasses.
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Look at the label.
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Tell me what it says.
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"I belong to Rose Oliver."
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How did you know that there
was handwriting on this?
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Keep shopping, honey.
I got to go sit down.
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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Don't be too hard
on yourself, Governor.
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Pronouns are a minefield
these days.
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Please stop calling me
"Governor."
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I'm just a former governor.
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But you get
the honorific Governor
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for the rest
of your life.
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I don't want it.
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Just twists the knife.
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Reminds me of days gone by
when I could remake
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the commonwealth
with a stroke of my pen
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and everyone took my calls.
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I'm sure they still do.
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More and more,
they go through to voicemail.
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I know what that means.
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We need to fix your snafu.
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How do you fix it?
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You tell the truth.
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People love the truth.
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They respect the truth.
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They respond to the truth.
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["Batman Theme"
ringtone plays]
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Oh, my gosh, Former Governor.
I'm so sorry.
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It's my former husband.
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Much less of an honorific.
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He has our kids this week,
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and he's putting up
the Bat-Signal,
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which is only used
for emergencies.
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Just be happy someone
wants to talk to you.
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Do you have another room?
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Governors have other rooms,
not former governors.
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Go ahead.
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Is everything OK?
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- No.
- Is one of the kids hurt?
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- No.
- Are you hurt?
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This will go faster
if you just let me tell you.
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OK.
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I need help,
desperate, desperate help.
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Go slow.
Use your words.
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I am using my words.
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You are repeating words.
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I repeated the word
"desperate" to express
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the gravity of my situation.
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I forgot to write a letter
of recommendation
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for Petey D's daughter, who
applied to Our Lady of Sorrows.
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She is his only child,
and I blew it.
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You sure did.
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What a disappointment.
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You put up the Bat-Signal
for this?
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The decisions come out
in the morning.
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I am in a pitch meeting with
Former Governor Devon Monohan.
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I don't think you're supposed
to call him that.
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The Bat-Signal
is for car accidents, fires,
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staph infections, head lice.
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Jules, I'm about
to fail miserably
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at being a good friend.
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And if I am not the wonderful
old friend that I think I am,
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maybe I'm not the incredible
father that I think I am
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or the terrific former husband
that I think I am.
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Maybe I'm just a burden,
a cipher, a zero.
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Are you in public right now?
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I'm public-adjacent.
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But you, Julia,
are not a zero, thank God.
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You are whatever
the opposite of zero is.
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It's infinity.
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That school loves you.
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Heck, if you'd have
been around
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00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,649
when the Blessed Mother
was alive,
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00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:04,067
she wouldn't
have had sorrows.
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She would have been
laughing constantly.
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Our daughter's school
would be named
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Our Lady
of the Ever-Deepening Guffaw.
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All right, enough.
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You have given endlessly
of your time,
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volunteered in the lunchroom,
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been a chaperone
on the field trips.
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So you got to call
the head of school,
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sing this girl's praises,
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and get her in now,
right away, please.
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I don't even know
Petey D's daughter.
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I've only met Petey D once,
and that was enough,
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with the Yankees
and that accent.
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Well, put all that aside,
Julia, please.
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Channel your better angels.
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My better angels
have already been channeled,
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or I would have hung up on you.
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Well, then channel
your also pretty good angels,
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whatever angels are left.
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OK, I am going to text you
the girl's info.
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I still have it
from the email that I opened
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but foolishly forgot
to flag as important.
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Bad Jim, very bad.
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Do you have it?
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I do.
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I have it, and I have had it
with this call.
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I will call the school.
Thank you. Good day.
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Forgive me, Former Governor.
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It'll be just one more second.
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I have very little to do.
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00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:08,923
Julia Kearney
calling for Kate Mackey.
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Wonderful.
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Hi, Julia.
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Hi, Kate.
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Thank you for taking my call.
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I appreciate what that means.
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[whispering]
This'll be you soon.
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[normally] I'd like
to speak with you
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about a wonderful candidate
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for admission
to Our Lady of Sorrows.
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00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:29,277
Her name is... Denise DiNunzio.
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00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:33,948
She's an A student and a...
soccer player,
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a midfielder, actually.
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And what a midfielder.
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[chuckles]
255
00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:43,333
Don't go into midfield,
Kate, or you'll be sorry.
256
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:46,169
Midfield is Denise's field.
257
00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:49,631
Yeah, you know, Julia,
we seriously considered Denise,
258
00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:52,425
but the note
from her interviewer was...
259
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,511
"Not enough shame."
260
00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:57,222
Well, she was
probably nervous.
261
00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,557
And what kid wouldn't be,
interviewing for a place
262
00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,601
at the school of her dreams?
263
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,061
Oh, that's true.
264
00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:07,232
So you personally vouch
for the child?
265
00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,693
She's salt of the earth,
cream of the crop,
266
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,528
top shelf, top drawer.
267
00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,238
In short, A-plus.
268
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:17,325
Well, they are
transplanted New Yorkers.
269
00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,577
We try to avoid them.
270
00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:21,204
As you should.
271
00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:24,666
But, Julia, if you can
gush like that over her,
272
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:27,252
then I'll park all that
to one side.
273
00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:30,005
Denise DiNunzio,
welcome to Our Lady of Sorrows.
274
00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:32,382
[laughs]
Thank you so much, Kate.
275
00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:35,760
And go, Martyrs.
276
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,762
Forgive me, it'll be
just one more
277
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,889
brief, brief moment,
Former Governor.
278
00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:42,684
[indistinct chatter]
279
00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:43,893
["Batman Theme"
ringtone plays]
280
00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:46,229
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
- Who is it?
281
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,188
Yes, Commissioner?
282
00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,398
She's in.
283
00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:49,441
Ha!
284
00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:51,359
Hey, Petey, tell Denise
285
00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:54,362
she's gonna be donning
the Holy Ghost gray.
286
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:57,198
- Oh!
- Oh, my God!
287
00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:58,116
I could cry.
288
00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,826
I could cry, Jim.
I'm crying.
289
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,119
Look at these tears.
- Mm.
290
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,371
I ain't cried
since Jeter retired.
291
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:04,539
Lunch is on me.
292
00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,416
[all cheer]
293
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,170
OK, Former Governor,
where were we?
294
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,172
You were extolling
the virtues of the truth,
295
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:15,216
and then you made me witness
to a pageant of lies.
296
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,344
To be fair,
they weren't lies per se,
297
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,388
and as such, I would never lie
about Patrice D'Amelio.
298
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:23,141
Denise DiNunzio.
299
00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:25,018
Or her.
300
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,854
Clearly, you were asked
if you knew the girl.
301
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,190
At that moment, you stood
at an ethical crossroads:
302
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,734
to the right, the high road;
to the left, the low.
303
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:33,985
You took the low.
304
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,363
You sprinted to the low.
305
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,989
The school
wouldn't have taken her
306
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,866
if I admitted
that I didn't know her.
307
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,160
That's why they call it
the high road,
308
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,829
'cause you got
to climb up to it.
309
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,956
Otherwise, they'd just
call it the road.
310
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,670
I thought you'd be
impressed with my savvy.
311
00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:54,130
[chuckles]
- I care about integrity.
312
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,299
If I didn't,
I'd still be governor.
313
00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:00,303
I'll be in touch.
314
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,554
No, you won't.
315
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,847
I've lost your business.
316
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,683
I'll never hear from you again.
317
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,685
Truth.
318
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:14,567
Mallomar?
319
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,697
How about a time machine?
320
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,573
You're turning down
a Mallomar?
321
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,283
This is serious.
322
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,452
Please tell me
what's going on, Grandpa.
323
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,121
Who is Rose Oliver?
324
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,707
No.
325
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:29,833
You still have your innocence.
326
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,126
I don't want to ruin that.
327
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:33,211
Grandpa, I'm on the internet
six hours a day.
328
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,046
I don't believe
in anything anymore.
329
00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:39,050
Rose was at Brandeis
when I was at BC.
330
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:42,512
We met at a mixer, fell in love
across the punch bowl.
331
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:45,390
I know it's hard to imagine,
but I was young once.
332
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,516
It's not hard.
333
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,309
I just take Jimmy's face
and pull on it.
334
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,311
[laughs]
335
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,855
We'd meet in Boston
on weekends.
336
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,148
We'd walk around.
337
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:55,358
She admired this dress
in a window,
338
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,736
so I saved up the money
and got it for her birthday.
339
00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:59,654
Wrote what I wrote
on the label.
340
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,698
"I belong to Rose Oliver."
341
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,324
Because I did.
342
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:06,077
We wanted to get married, but
our parents wouldn't allow it.
343
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,329
Rose was Jewish.
I was Catholic.
344
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,623
- Who cares?
- Well, people used to.
345
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,084
So said goodbye to Rose.
346
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:16,171
I was so sad,
I enlisted in the army.
347
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:20,091
By the way, I hope you never
get your heart broken.
348
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:22,761
'Cause if you do,
I'll kill whoever does it!
349
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,721
I'll snap him like a twig!
350
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,015
There'll be pieces of him
in three states!
351
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:32,729
But if you do
get your heart broken,
352
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,940
wait a couple of months before
you make any big decisions.
353
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,484
Copy you.
354
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,110
What a putz.
355
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,279
I mean, heartbreak
is bad enough,
356
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:44,532
but at least
no one's shooting at you.
357
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,034
I got back in '75.
358
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,535
Rose was married.
359
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,662
My dad saved the announcement
in the "Globe."
360
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,790
Wrote at the top, "See?"
361
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,417
I didn't talk to him
for two years.
362
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:55,418
And then what happened?
363
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:56,586
I killed him.
364
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,213
No, no, no.
365
00:13:58,213 --> 00:13:59,464
Nothing.
366
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,966
She lived her life, I guess,
and I lived mine.
367
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,760
I put one foot
in front of the other.
368
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,136
Met your grandmother.
369
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:09,349
We had 44 wonderful years,
until she passed.
370
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:13,728
But I always told myself
that no matter where Rose was,
371
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:15,855
she'd still have that dress.
372
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,358
What can I tell you?
373
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,567
Boys are stupid.
374
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,487
Not all of them.
375
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:25,490
[upbeat music]
376
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:26,950
♪ ♪
377
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,952
You cost me
a high-value client.
378
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,704
Think of all the good
you did for Denise.
379
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,580
I don't even know Denise.
380
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,748
Can I ask a question?
381
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:34,791
- Go ahead.
- Yeah?
382
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,501
Why are you here?
383
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,878
Because Mom's got to figure
out how to make this right.
384
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:42,007
Dad's no help,
and I'm hammered.
385
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,800
Jimmy, I think
you've had enough.
386
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,593
I can stop
anytime I want to.
387
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,636
Then why don't you stop?
388
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,179
Because I don't want to.
389
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:50,432
Fine.
Just drink quietly.
390
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:52,851
But never alone.
391
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,352
Trey, we are here
because you speak
392
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:55,854
the former governor's language.
393
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,272
You think the way he thinks
394
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,315
because you're both at the top
of society's pyramid.
395
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,901
So you can afford luxuries
like honesty and integrity.
396
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,820
Some people have
actual integrity.
397
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,280
Ha!
398
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,201
And the former governor
may be one of them.
399
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:13,288
Ugh.
What do we do, then, Moral Man?
400
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,167
I love you, Julia,
but you are not above a fib
401
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,418
here and there.
402
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,711
And there.
403
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,004
And over there.
404
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,507
And I like you, Jim,
405
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:26,343
even though you took
some getting used to.
406
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:30,221
- So did you.
- So did you.
407
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:32,891
[scoffs] OK, Trey, this
is all blood under the bridge.
408
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,225
Yes, get to the fix, please.
409
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,227
- I will make a phone call.
- OK.
410
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:38,229
And if that call's
successful,
411
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,357
you will fall on your sword.
412
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,567
And you will fall
on your sword.
413
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,402
Then you will fall
on her sword,
414
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,529
and you will fall on his sword.
415
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:51,284
And possibly, when all
of this sword-falling is done,
416
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,412
the former governor will
understand who the Kearneys are
417
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:57,040
and what I will be
dealing with every day
418
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,334
for the rest
of my natural life.
419
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:01,836
Try being their kid.
420
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,172
It's lunacy.
421
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,222
How does this guy
not have another room?
422
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:13,723
[door clicks open]
423
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,103
You have five minutes.
424
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:21,898
God, I have missed
saying stuff like that.
425
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,608
Thank you for seeing us, sir.
426
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,026
When the owner
of the Boston Celtics calls,
427
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,903
you don't let it go through
the voicemail.
428
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,321
[both chuckle]
429
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,282
We are here to tell
the pure, unalloyed truth.
430
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:33,952
Each of us
has prepared remarks.
431
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:36,454
Those were mine.
432
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:37,872
I'm listening.
433
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,583
By the way, "sir" is good.
434
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:43,378
"Sir"--"sir" works.
435
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,632
Jim?
436
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:50,093
Sir Monohan,
437
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:54,639
Julia and I are divorced
but codependent.
438
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:57,267
We make unreasonable demands
of each other all the time.
439
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,352
In this case, I was
the unreasonable demander,
440
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:03,523
and Julia was
the unfortunate demandee.
441
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,316
Julia?
442
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:08,403
But rather than hang up
on him like a functional human,
443
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:12,824
some instinct kicked in,
some impossible-to-kill reflex
444
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,659
to help this man if I could.
445
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,537
I was in lie-or-die mode,
Sir Monohan.
446
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,165
Jimmy?
447
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:23,626
I have a pretend
drinking problem.
448
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,549
One thing I don't miss
about being governor
449
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,593
is all the favors you're asked.
450
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,178
Most times,
you have to say no
451
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:35,513
because you never know
what damage you might do.
452
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,766
It means a lot to me
that you all came here
453
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:41,061
and spoke truth
to what used to be power.
454
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,979
Makes me feel good,
455
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:46,608
like there's hope,
like there's a future, like...
456
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:49,235
maybe I should get
another room.
457
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,863
And, Trey.
- Yes?
458
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:54,407
How did you get mixed up
with these people?
459
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,827
[door clicks open]
460
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,079
I'm back, Grandpa.
461
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,080
How was thrifting?
462
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,289
Successful, I hope.
463
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,791
What'd you get?
464
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:05,085
A time machine.
465
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,548
Rosie Oliver?
466
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,175
Bobby Kearney.
467
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:14,594
Yeah.
468
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,223
How you doin'?
469
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:19,933
Better than I thought.
470
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:23,144
Day just took a good turn.
471
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:26,064
So I'm in my apartment,
minding my own business,
472
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,774
and then the doorbell rings.
473
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,150
Gracie.
474
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,527
When I told
the store owner the story,
475
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,612
she gave me Rose's address.
476
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,614
Sit, sit, sit.
477
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,284
My grandkids
are big thrifters,
478
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,371
and apparently,
when Alvin died--
479
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,289
Alvin was my husband.
480
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,917
Oh, I know.
481
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,210
Yeah, well, those jackals,
482
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,337
they went through
the closet that we shared.
483
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,589
So you didn't sell
that dress on purpose?
484
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,425
[chuckling]
Oh, no, Robert.
485
00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:56,803
If I were broke
and on the street
486
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,097
and I sold everything
that I ever had,
487
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:02,726
I would still be
wearing that dress.
488
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,811
I knew it!
489
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:10,108
Well, maybe whoever gets it
will look at the label
490
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:13,236
and see it's something special.
491
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:16,114
Well, Grandpa...
492
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,198
Oh.
493
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,034
Oh, my goodness.
494
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:20,660
I'll pay you back.
495
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,620
No worries.
I sold most of your clothing.
496
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,375
Happy birthday, Rose.
497
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,127
Oh.
Thank you.
498
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,462
It's beautiful.
499
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:33,131
You're a good writer.
500
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:36,718
Well, I was inspired.
501
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,303
Would either of you
care for a Mallomar?
502
00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:39,637
Yes, please.
That would be nice.
503
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,181
Yeah, get lost.
504
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,519
Sit, sit, sit.
- Wow.
505
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,315
[chuckles]
506
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:53,401
So... your husband's dead.
507
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,323
As a doornail.
508
00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,492
[upbeat music]
509
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:03,370
I wanted to come over,
have the girls meet,
510
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:06,081
say thank you
like a human being.
511
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:07,582
Well, then cheers to Clarice.
512
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:12,420
Denise, who I'm sure
will be a wonderful member
513
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,464
of the Ladies of Our Lady.
514
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:15,840
- Denise.
- Denise.
515
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,509
Denise, Denise, Denise.
516
00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:19,636
She's gonna fit right in.
517
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,223
I loved the public school
I was in.
518
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,724
I didn't ask to switch,
519
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:28,144
and certainly not to some
ivory tower with no males,
520
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:31,272
where I'll be robbed
of the chance to study men,
521
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,316
to understand
their deviousness,
522
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,859
to steep myself
in their treachery
523
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:38,405
so one day, I can drive
the patriarchy to its knees...
524
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,990
and the matriarchy,
all the "archies."
525
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,535
I cannot wait
to take a wrecking ball
526
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:45,161
to Our Lady of Sorrows.
527
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,539
And as I dance on its grave,
I will remind the mourners
528
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:49,290
that it was founded
to beat back heresy
529
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,751
and seek the salvation
of souls.
530
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:55,255
I am a part of the rabble,
531
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,882
and the rabble I will rouse.
532
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,221
{\an8}This may have been why
Denise DiNunzio's interviewer
533
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,181
{\an8}expressed some concern.
534
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,392
{\an8}The fox was
in the chicken coop now.
535
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:08,893
{\an8}That'll teach you.
536
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,729
{\an8}Things have never been the
same at Our Lady of Sorrows.
537
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:12,313
{\an8}In fact, they're thinking
of changing the name
538
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:16,401
{\an8}to Jesus Christ,
Why Did We Let That Kid In?
539
00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:17,736
{\an8}I took the hit.
540
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:20,405
{\an8}On campus, my reputation
is in tatters.
541
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:21,656
{\an8}One day,
they'll let me volunteer
542
00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:23,199
{\an8}in the lunchroom again.
543
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,994
{\an8}One day,
they'll let me chaperone.
544
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,620
{\an8}But not today.