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Mr. President,
it's the king of England.

2
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Hello?

3
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King, how the heck are you?

4
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It's been weeks,

5
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and you still
have not returned my pen.

6
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Oh, right.
I'll get it to you soon.

7
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When is soon? Soon!

8
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When will that be? I got to go.

9
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Wait. No, my pen!

10
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Every day, it's the same old
gimme, gimme, gimme.

11
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The king wants his pen back.

12
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The president of china
wants his socks back.

13
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The prime minister of canada
wants his grandma back.

14
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It's cold in here, eh?

15
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Why do they keep leaving things
in my office?

16
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Well, just destroy them. What?

17
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We have all these
top-secret weapons,

18
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like the cats on the moon.

19
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For the last time,
vice president, no.

20
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War is not what I need
right now.

21
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What I need is an escape
to somewhere simple

22
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where I'm not constantly
being pestered.

23
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But those cats are just sitting
up there ready to attack!

24
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Enough!

25
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Get me my pal sheriff.

26
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I'm going to old town.

27
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Where's my pen?

28
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So wait, whe president is coming
to have a sleepover with you?

29
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Yeah, is that so hard
to believe?

30
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I'm a pretty cool dude,
you know?

31
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No, momma, I didn't want
pigs in a blanket.

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I wanted cows on a pillow.

33
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Sheriff, calm down now, boy.

34
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Everything has got to be perfect

35
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so I can make best friends
with the president.

36
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If you like him so much,
why don't you marry him?

37
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Momma, Candy made a bad face.

38
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No, I didn't. Oh, yeah, you did.

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Sheriff.

40
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What?! Whoo-hoo.

41
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It's the president
in the hizz-ouse!

42
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So good to see you. Come
here, you little goofball.

43
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At ease, jenson.

44
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Deputy. Hi.

45
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If there's anything you need
during your stay

46
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in old town, I'm here to help.

47
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Ah, we won't need
any help, Goodman.

48
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We're good, man. Yeah, deputy.

49
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Why don't you take jenson
and go show him around town?

50
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Oh, well, I... I, uh... okay.

51
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Welcome back to old town,
your presidency.

52
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You remember my daughter, Candy.

53
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Hi.

54
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Candy, yes,
a sweet treat indeed.

55
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Oh.

56
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Come on, prez dawg,
sleepover time!

57
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All right.
All right.

58
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And this one goes,
"way-ah, way-ah."

59
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Yeah. This is great.

60
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I'm having a really good time,
Sheriff.

61
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Me too, man.
And it gets so much better.

62
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Tomorrow, I'm taking you
to the fair!

63
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They got a bucktoothed shark
this year.

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Hey, look at me.
I'm a bucktoothed shark.

65
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Whoa.

66
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Don't bite me,
you hillbilly shark.

67
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You're the best, buddy.

68
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Oh. I'm the best buddy.

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Cool.

70
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Hey, you want to see
something else cool?

71
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I stole my sister's
secret diary,

72
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a lot of stuff in here
about her being a stripper.

73
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Candy is so weird.
You got to check this out, man.

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"They surround me, hungry
eyes and hands."

75
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"'Gimme, gimme, gimme,'
they say."

76
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Wow.

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"Life is an absurd dance,

78
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a ceaseless spin around a pole

79
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that never moves,
no starting, no stopping."

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Don't stop.
Oh, brush burn.

81
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Oh, right there.
More teeth, yes.

82
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Oh, Mr. President.

83
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Oh, no.

84
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Morning, Sheriff.

85
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What's so funny?

86
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Sheriff, look who's fresh
from a weekly washing.

87
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See? I told you we had a doll.

88
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Uh, where's dog?

89
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Can we go to the fair now?

90
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Oh, I was thinking I might
take Candy instead.

91
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What?

92
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The president was supposed
to be my friend!

93
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I hate you, Candy.

94
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You're just a stripper
stripping me of friendship.

95
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I forgot Abigail.

96
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- You, step right up.
- Oh!

97
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Guess the weight of
the fattest deer in old town.

98
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Oh, I know. It's 951 pounds.

99
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Ow! Not you, stupid,
the president.

100
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Huh?

101
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It's so good to hang out

102
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with my best friend
who's not the president!

103
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- Thanks for inviting me, Sheriff!
- Quiet, Carl.

104
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I'm trying to make
the president jealous.

105
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Oh. Mmm, mmm.

106
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Sheriff, I need
to ask you something.

107
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Yeah, well, I'm kind of busy

108
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hanging out
with my best friend, Carl.

109
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Spit it out. Ew, oh.

110
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What? Not you, Carl.

111
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Oh. Geeze, man.

112
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Would you, Sheriff,
give me your blessing

113
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to be Candy's sweetheart?

114
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Why?
She's just a weird stripper.

115
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Hey, your sister is
a fascinating woman.

116
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Oh, that's it.

117
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Nobody calls my sister
fascinating but me!

118
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There it is.

119
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Whoa! Whoa!

120
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Help! Aah!

121
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Uh-oh.

122
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Mr. Vice president, there was
an incident in old town.

123
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All jenson found was this.

124
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The president is dead,
mr. President.

125
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Yes!

126
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"Are you the president?"
Yes, I am!

127
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Wow.

128
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Whoo!

129
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What happened?

130
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Carl tripped the president
into the shark tank.

131
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- Get it off of me!
- Mr. President, you're alive!

132
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He's bleeding out!
Here, let me help!

133
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He doesn't need your help,
Goodman.

134
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He just needs some kisses
from Abigail

135
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to make it all better.

136
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It'll be okay, baby.

137
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Huh?

138
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You read my diary?

139
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I just wanted to know
more about you!

140
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Yep, couldn't get enough
of your weird stripper stories.

141
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How could you?

142
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No!

143
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Ah, finally now we can hang.
What?

144
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It's like I don't know
who's clingier,

145
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her or the shark, right?

146
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Ah, you're the worst, buddy.
What?

147
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And the worst brother.

148
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You need to go make things right
with Candy.

149
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Now get out of my kitchen.

150
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Momma has got a shark to whack.

151
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Whoa!

152
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And in here is where we store
our climate weapon...

153
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The knife cloud.

154
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Whoa. Uh, what are these?

155
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- Robopants.
- What do they do?

156
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They kick ass. Ah.

157
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Also, they turn people
into honey mustard.

158
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Ah!

159
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And over here, we have
some giant mosquitoes.

160
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Oh, the cats on the moon!

161
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Mr. President, please.

162
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Those cats
are too unpredictable.

163
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You just never know when
or where they'll show up.

164
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Hold on. Got it.

165
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The president is still alive.

166
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No, no, no, no!

167
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Okay. Who else knows about this?

168
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You, myself, Jenson,

169
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and some of
the residents of old town?

170
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Hmm, I can work with that.

171
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Meow. Meow. Meow.

172
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Whoa.

173
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Oh! Hey, you.

174
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Go away, Sheriff.

175
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You want to dance, Carl?

176
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Sure, I'll take a lapper.

177
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- Oh, Carl.
- Oh, hey, Sheriff.

178
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Look, Candy, I'm the one
who stole your diary

179
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and had the president
read it, okay?

180
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I'm really sorry, Candy Cane.

181
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Aww, you haven't called me that
in years,

182
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but it don't matter.

183
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He thinks I'm just a weird
stripper now, like you said.

184
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What? No, he wants to
be your sweetheart.

185
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He told me so.

186
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Really? Really.

187
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Now, let's go get your president
of the united states back.

188
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Not until the end of this song.

189
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Mm-hmm.

190
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Just another
couple minutes here.

191
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♪ Standing all around ♪

192
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Mm.

193
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Huh? Huh? Huh?

194
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What the hell is going on?

195
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The vice president, he's trying
to kill the president

196
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and wipe out anybody
who might know he's alive.

197
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What? We got to stop him.

198
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Aah! Aah!

199
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Somebody help! Anybody!

200
00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:46,798
Huh? Goodman?

201
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Bloodthirsty bastards
are everywhere.

202
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Ow, ooh, ow! Help!

203
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These pants trying to turn me
into honey mustard!

204
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Hey, pants! Shake a leg.

205
00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:03,882
Yeah!

206
00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,851
Huh? Uh-oh.

207
00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,252
Aah!

208
00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:08,753
Mmm, tangy.

209
00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:10,922
This way. Come on!

210
00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:12,757
Climate change is real!

211
00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,059
Run!

212
00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:16,294
Die, you knife cloud.

213
00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:17,829
Hey! Oop, I'm out.

214
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Me, too. Ah!

215
00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,166
Aww.

216
00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:22,634
Hey, that was me.

217
00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:25,437
Hold it. We've got company.

218
00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:27,405
Momma and the president
could be in trouble.

219
00:08:27,441 --> 00:08:28,607
You guys check it out.

220
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I'll handle the little guy.

221
00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:32,177
Hey, mosquito!

222
00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:34,579
Why don't you suck on these?

223
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Come on!

224
00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:40,819
Ah, the president!

225
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That's me!
Well, as long as the president

226
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and anybody who
knows about him is dead.

227
00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:48,393
Oh, no.

228
00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:49,861
But before I kill him
and then you,

229
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there's just one thing
I want to know, Sheriff.

230
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Is it true that you have a doll?

231
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Momma! Abigail!

232
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His doll's name is Abigail.

233
00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:03,542
Ooh.

234
00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:04,976
I see why you came to this town.
It's great.

235
00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,344
Huh?

236
00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:07,913
Sheriff might be weird,

237
00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:10,448
but he's still my brother.

238
00:09:10,484 --> 00:09:14,019
Aww, that's the sweetest thing
you've ever...

239
00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:21,860
Mosquito, finish them all!

240
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,628
Carl, honey-mustardize it.

241
00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,030
I'm all jammed up. Here.

242
00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,831
Let me try. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.

243
00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,800
I swear this has never happened
before.

244
00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:30,201
Ah, we're doomed!

245
00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,469
Huh?

246
00:09:31,505 --> 00:09:33,605
Hey, skeeter, nice pole.

247
00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:36,875
Mind if I take it for a spin?

248
00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,076
Whoa!

249
00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:41,780
♪ Baby, spin me all around ♪

250
00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:42,981
Hey!

251
00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:46,117
Yeah! Candy! Get it, girl.

252
00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:52,324
♪ Spin me all around ♪

253
00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:54,059
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

254
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:57,128
♪ You won't let me down ♪

255
00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:59,331
Yeah, Candy!

256
00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,266
Baby, you're okay.

257
00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,301
Oh, that was amazing.

258
00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:04,502
I... Hmm.

259
00:10:04,538 --> 00:10:05,837
Should really take this.

260
00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:07,238
It's my wife.

261
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,573
What?! You're married?!

262
00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:09,941
How are you, sweetheart?

263
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:12,510
- Aww,
- Candy, don't worry.

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You deserve someone better
than the president anyway.

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Hello! Huh?

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I heard the president was here.

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I'm looking for my pen.

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Oh, and who might you be?

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Oh.

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Thanks for asking me
to be your best man, Candy.

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Thanks for being my best friend.

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Oh.

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Man, I can't believe

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Candy is going to be
the queen of England!

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Shh.

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And do you, Candy,
take the king as your...

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I do.
Get on with it!

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And do you, the king,
take Candy as your wife?

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I do.

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Say, are those cats?

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She named me Sheriff.