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Ugh. Hello?

2
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Stop calling here, wolf!

3
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I'm not gonna
have sex with you again!

4
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Ugh.

5
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Huh? Abigail, I'm scared.

6
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Hold me.

7
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Abigail?

8
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Listen up!
Abigail's gone missing.

9
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I want you to search
every house, dollhouse,

10
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and doll apartment in old town.

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Dribble, dribble, dribble.

12
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By my calculations, my best
chance to beat your sorry ass

13
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is a 3-point sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh...

14
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Come on, blade.
Just take the damn shot.

15
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Shot. Swish.

16
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Aww, man. Whoops.

17
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I'll get it.

18
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Your chili smells good, mom.
What are all the ingredients?

19
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Well, I can't tell you
one of them, Tommy,

20
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because one of them's a secret.

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- Secret, huh?
- Ah!

22
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Maybe this will
change your mind.

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Come here, basketball.

24
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Aww.

25
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You cannot escape me.

26
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Get back here!

27
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Gasp. A caveman.

28
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Fa la la la la.

29
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Look, mrs. Pickles, a cat.

30
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Yeow! Help, I'm stuck!

31
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Ugh! There you go.

32
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Now, Tommy, try not to get
stuck in anything else.

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- Ohh!
- Tommy, no!

34
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Ooh. Huh?

35
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Ohh.

36
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Caveman, you will be
my best friend.

37
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Dribble, dribble.

38
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Aww.

39
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Your state-of-the-art
chili factory.

40
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Oh, my.

41
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We're gonna make millions...

42
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Of gallons of chili!

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- In there!
- Wow!

44
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I'm glad you like
my chili so much.

45
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What? No, it's disgusting.

46
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But my pet snakes will love it.

47
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Ohh!

48
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Excuse me? Have you seen my son?

49
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He's stuck in some dolphins.

50
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La la la la la.
Oh, look, a turkey.

51
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Hey, Sheriff!
We got something, yo!

52
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Abigail?

53
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Who would do this to you?

54
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Mrs. Pickles!

55
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Huh? She's evil!

56
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She ate my sock!

57
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Not today, grandpa.
We got bigger problems.

58
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Also, the school is on fire.

59
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- Huh?
- Ahh!

60
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Help! I'm stuck!

61
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- Oh, damn!
- Sheriff!

62
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Tommy's stuck in a snake!

63
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Tommy, come back here.

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Sheriff.
Somebody stole my caveman.

65
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Ohh, I got a lot of work to do.

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- Sheriff!
- Huh?

67
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Some siamese twin
supermodel clowns

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are stealing all of
old town's mattresses.

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What?

70
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Sheriff, I found where the
siamese twin supermodel clowns

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be taking all
the mattresses to...

72
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Mattress island, yo!

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- Is she dead?
- Well, she's not alive.

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No!

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'Cause she's a doll.

76
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But these markings...
They're satanic.

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The bad kind.

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Once dethawed, this caveman
will make all the chili.

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What?

80
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Well, him and all the other
cavemen I've stolen today.

81
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Tommy, where are you?

82
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Oh, darn it. I'm out of gas.

83
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Floyd?

84
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Need a ride?

85
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You can force me
to make some other chili,

86
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but you'll never force me
to reveal my secret ingredient.

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Cavemen, growl at her!

88
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No! No!

89
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- Ahh!
- She's in trouble.

90
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I know what I need to do.

91
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I need a new hairdo.

92
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Hey! You find that ball yet?

93
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Goodbye, Abigail.

94
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Ahh! Abigail?

95
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Linda, help!

96
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Oh, hey, look, a frog!

97
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Huh?

98
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Ahh! Ugh!

99
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Cheers to the best pop star
in the world.

100
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Ahh!

101
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We're going down!

102
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Help, I'm stuck in a turkey
that's stuck in a frog!

103
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Whew. I'm no longer stuck.

104
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Ahh!

105
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You're stuck in a well,
just like us.

106
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Aww.

107
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Why, hello there.

108
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Tommy? Where are you?

109
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- Help!
- Help!

110
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- Help!
- Your voices!

111
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They're beautiful!

112
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Help!
We're stuck in a well!

113
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Well, now you're gonna be
stuck in a record contract.

114
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Is there any siamese twin
supermodel clowns in here

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that have been stealing
all these mattresses?

116
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Damn. Y'all mattress-stealing siamese
twin supermodel clowns is fine.

117
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Hey, what's up?
Y'all trying to get down?

118
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Ha ha, yeah!

119
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Sheriff, where the heck
is my mattress?

120
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Yeah, where the heck
is his mattress?

121
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- Sheriff, come in.
- Goodman!

122
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- I need help finding Tommy.
- I'm busy.

123
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Sheriff, I need your help
getting into this bikini.

124
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What? - Sheriff, I don't
know why I'm here.

125
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Everybody! Just slow down!

126
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Ugh. I got a lot of work to do.

127
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- Sheriff.
- Mama?

128
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- Who's that?
- He's your son.

129
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What?

130
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Hoooooow did

131
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I never know how great it was
to have a son, wolf boy?

132
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What's that? You miss
living in the woods?

133
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And you love me?

134
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Well, I love you, too.

135
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Chip chilton here, with record
producer flippy popperflop,

136
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who discovered
the boyz 'n' a well!

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♪ We're boys,
and we're stuck in a well ♪

138
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♪ We're singing our song
called "stuck in a well" ♪

139
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♪ Stuck in a record contract,
as well ♪

140
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♪ Oh, well ♪

141
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♪ We sing well ♪

142
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♪ We're the boys in a well,
well, well ♪

143
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Look, y'all my dream girls!

144
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You're supermodels, siamese,
clowns, you talk dirty.

145
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No, I can't just keep bumping
uglies with y'all all day.

146
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I got work!
The town needs me, yo!

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All right, one more time...

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But only if y'all return
these mattresses after we done!

149
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Where's my mattress, Sheriff?

150
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My memory foam's
gonna forget me.

151
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Sheriff, help!
Tommy's still missing!

152
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Sheriff, the print
on this menu is too small.

153
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Can you read it to me?

154
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Everybody, just shut
the up!

155
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I can't take this anymore.

156
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I quit.

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- Crap!
- What?

158
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I'm going to live in the woods
with my son, wolf boy.

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Bye, Abigail.

160
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See you later, or whatevs.

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Now, I might not know much
about being a father,

162
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but one thing's for sure...

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I got a lot of work to do.

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Ahh!

165
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You can't leave me, Sheriff!

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Abigail, no!

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- Ohh!
- Time to die!

168
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Abigail, who did this to you?

169
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You did.
You're a forgetful wizard.

170
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What? I don't remember
being a wizard.

171
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Ugh!

172
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- Somebody help!
- Make the chili!

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It doesn't have
my secret ingredient in it.

174
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It doesn't matter.

175
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Help!

176
00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:08,760
You cavemen want a sexy dance?

177
00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,963
Ugh! Abigail, how'd we
get in the sewer?

178
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And what's this wand do?

179
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Oh, no.

180
00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:24,709
Hey! Where you at
with the ball, man!

181
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Do you cavemen
like what you see?

182
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Blade, stop stripping.
You're distracting my cavemen.

183
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They have chili to make.

184
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Blade, I'm free! Let's go!

185
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Oh, no! Snakes!

186
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Blade, stop dancing.

187
00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:41,126
The cavemen... they're
getting too excited.

188
00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:46,164
Oh, no! Snakes and chili!

189
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Chili snakes!

190
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Tommy? Tommy!

191
00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:00,712
Chili snakes?

192
00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:06,518
Now, who's ready to hear
the boyz 'n' a well?

193
00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,020
♪ We're boys who are stuck
in a well ♪

194
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♪ Sing well ♪

195
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♪ We're the boys in a well,
well, well ♪

196
00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:13,725
- Tommy!
- Huh?

197
00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,794
- There you are.
- Go away, dad!

198
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I'm stuck in a well!

199
00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:22,300
Well, now you're stuck
with me, son.

200
00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:27,839
Those chili snakes are evil!

201
00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,107
We're doomed!

202
00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:30,442
Wait, who's that?

203
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The siamese twin
supermodel clowns!

204
00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,479
And dispatch?

205
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He just saved us all.

206
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With a wall of mattress.

207
00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:41,253
Yeah, it's your boy, dispatch!

208
00:08:41,255 --> 00:08:45,190
I'm a hero! Ha ha!

209
00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,791
What's happening now?

210
00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:48,994
Oh, oh, oh!

211
00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:56,801
I'm going to kill some people!

212
00:08:56,803 --> 00:09:00,105
Hey, Abigail, become smaller!

213
00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:02,340
Spow!

214
00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:03,775
Oh, great.
I just turned her into

215
00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:06,978
a giant crab named "Crabigail."

216
00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,480
I'm the worst wizard.

217
00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:10,348
There was so much to do today,

218
00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:13,485
and everything just keeps
getting more bad.

219
00:09:13,487 --> 00:09:15,520
What's wrong with this wand?

220
00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:17,789
I'll fix it. Be right back.

221
00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,558
Swish.

222
00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,160
Oh. Good game, blade.

223
00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,495
I'm back.

224
00:09:23,497 --> 00:09:26,731
The wand just needed
her secret ingredient...

225
00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:27,933
Love.

226
00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,634
What? Aw, come on.

227
00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,940
The world's flipping
upside down!

228
00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:36,308
Blade, what's happening?

229
00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:38,810
Uh-oh. I guess love failed.

230
00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:41,079
We have now entered
an upside down

231
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,914
hell dimension instead.

232
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,215
Ugh.

233
00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:48,587
I got a lot of work to do.

234
00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,314
So, then we're
supposed to figure out

235
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,849
why the town is upside down,

236
00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:20,919
why Sheriff's a wizard,
and where Crabigail is?

237
00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:23,455
Yeah, I don't remember any of
those things ever happening.

238
00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,357
Dispatch, what's up
with these assignments?

239
00:10:25,359 --> 00:10:28,893
Ha ha, yo! I just added all this
stuff to spice things up a bit.

240
00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:30,729
This town is boring, yo!

241
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:34,399
Oh, but Tommy is stuck
in a well for real, though.

242
00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,134
Tommy!

243
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,080
She named me Sheriff.