-Come on, friends! Ha ha ha! -Yay!
Hey there, boys! Welcome to H-H-Honky B's!
-Yay! -The best place in the world!
-Come on, BoJenkins. -Oh! Honky!
Hey, and while you're here, why not try a little bit
of my special Sugar Smash soda?
Yay! Ohh!
[ Glug, glug! ]Wow!
[ Laughing hysterically ]
♪ Ohh, what's the best place in the whole wide world ♪
♪ To have a tasty drink! Boom!
♪ Do a happy dance
♪ Play funny games Ah ha!
♪ Laugh with your friends Oh, no!
♪ It's Honky B's
[ Screaming and laughing ]
Man: ♪ Run around town
♪ Stealin' and killin' is how I get down ♪Sheriff: What?
♪ Well, you better be aware of somethin' ♪
♪ 'Cause Momma named me Sheriff ♪
♪ Momma ♪ Now you got it
♪ Momma ♪ And don't forget it
Oh, no. I'd better go. [ Laughs ]
♪ M-O-M-M-A named me
♪ Momma named me Sheriff
♪ My momma named me Sheriff ♪
[ Whistling ]
Mailman: Mail![ Door closes ]
Huh? Dag! Sheriff gettin' fancy mails, yo!
Hm! A little too fancy.
Could be...anthrax! Anthrax?!
I'd better take it to poison control.
Ohp. Sheriff.[ Groans ] Sigh, Goodman.
Sigh, Dispatch. [ Groans ]
Sheriff?! What's wrong, yo?
I don't know. I'm just sad.
Feels like something's missing today. [ Groans ]
Yo, I don't like to see you this way.
I love you, Sheriff! So what?
So...it's important to hear that people love you.
I never heard those words growin' up
'cause, you know, I come from a bad family.
I don't wanna hear about your family stuff.
I just wanna be sad in my blankie.
[ Groans ] Hmm. Don't worry!
Dispatch gonna fix what's broke and cheer you up!
I love you!
Ugh!
Hmm, yo. Hmm.
Sheriff said it felt like something was missing.
If anybody gonna know what that is, it's Momma.
Hmm. Huh? Guh!
[ Gasps ]Gosh darn it!
How did this get through?! Huh?!
I don't know!
Yo, Goodman said he was going to poison control.
I talked to the postman, and he said --
Can you imagine what could've happened
if Sheriff had seen this?! I mean -- If he knew?!
Stop! I don't want to think about it.
What they hidin' up in that fancy mail?
Ugh. We said we'd do whatever it takes. Right?
Whatever it takes.
[ Glasses clink ][ Gasps ] Conspiracies!
[ Gasps ] Hmm?!
[ Glass shatters ]
Dispatch.
Dispatch: There you are, Sheriff!
Goodman and Momma are conspire-acy-ing
against you, yo!Leave me alone!
Sorry. I'm just in a really dark place right now.
I feel ya. Growin' up in a bad family,
I was in a dark place my whole childhood.
Don't care.
[ Sighs ] I gotta go boom-boom.
[ Grunting ][ Woman gasps ]
Yo, yo, yo! Don't let yourself go, yo!
Let me be the candle that lights your dark world!
What's a candle?
Huh? Quit playin'!
You know, like a candle from the Candle Shop over ther--
Handles! Get your handles!
Handles here! [ Gasps ]
Well, good luck with your conspiracy.
I'm gonna go take a crap in here.
-Nope. Heh heh. -Sheriff! Wait, yo!
Momma: Herman![ Gasps ]
-Hey there. -Huh?
Why don't you stay right there?
Conspiracies!
[ Panting ]
-Hmm. -Hmm.
[ Panting ]
Carl, you're the first dude Sheriff goes to
for answers on cases, right?Yep.
He trusts you more than anybody, right? Yep.
And you know what candles are, right?
Yep. Got a bunch of candles down here.
Whew. Cool. So I ain't crazy, yo.
But why you hiding 'em under the counter?
Oh. You don't know?
Well, in that case, nope, I don't know what candles are.
What? Hey. Don't touch those!Gimme that, yo!
[ Gasps ]
Uh-oh!
Birthday stuff! Hahh!
Why you hiding birthday stuff back here?! Uh -- Uh --
Is it Sheriff's birthday? Is it?!
Uh, I just do what they tell me to.
-Tell me, yo! -Uh...
-Huh? -Let's just talk.
There's something you should know.
[ Gasps ] Fancy mails! Well, if you can say it to me,
then you can say it to my boy Sheriff!
I'm sorry you feel that way.
-[ Growls ] -Hunh!
-Yo, yo, yo! -Hey! What -- Where'd he go?
Yo, yo, yo! Yo, yo, yo!
What? How did he --
I'm comin' for you, birthday boy-eee!
Hmnh...
[ "Do Your Ears Hang Low?" plays on speakers ]
Hey, Sheriff. I was wondering --
Okay, Tommy. Let's not bother Sheriff.
Uh, but he looks really sad this year.
-[ Groans ] -Can I just tell him that--
No. You know the rules.
Yo! Sheriff! I figured out why you so sad!
'Cause it's your birthday, yo! They hidin' it from you!
What's a birthday?
Shh! Yo, quiet. Streets ain't safe.
Who knows how deep the birthday conspiracy goes?
Shopkeeper: Rakes are ready!
-Yay! -Yeah!
Now, you gotta let 'em cool first.
-Uh -- Uh -- -Yo, but check it.
I got something you need to see, yo.
"Happy Birthday, Sheriff.
Hope you'll come celebrate like old times at Honky B's.
Love, Honky B." Who's Honky B?
Somebody who wants you to remember your birthday!
That's who! There's an address!
I'm thinking we hit this spot, bring back your b-day memories,
then party till you got that birthday swagger back, yo!
I guess I could go out on a limb
and put all my hopes onto this one last chance of happiness.
Heh-heh! Let's go!
[ Both laughing ]
[ Groans ] Aw, man!
Look. Something here could still spark memories.
How 'bout this right here, yo?[ Horn honks ]
Huh?[ Clown laughing ]
Ohh. What about this, yo?
Sugar Smash.
Uh, nope. Nothing. Yo, yo, yo.
What about these freaky-ass animal machines?[ Electricity whirring ]
♪ Ohh, what's the best place in the whole wide world ♪
♪ To have a tasty drink! ♪Ohh!
Yeah. ♪ Do a happy dance
That's it, Sheriff.♪ Play funny games
That's right. Yeah!
♪ Laugh with your friends ♪
♪ It's Honky B's
Ha! I'm remembering!
Honky B!
[ Buzzer sounds ]
Sheriff detected!
-Oh, yeah! -Both: Huh?!
H-H-Happy birthday, Sheriff!
-Wha-- -It is I, Honky B!
Every year, you used to celebrate your birthday here!
♪ Ohh, what's the best place in the whole wide world ♪
For many, it was the h-h-happiest day of the year.
But for some, you were just too violent.
I'm scared![ People screaming ]
One year, the adults had had enough,
so they created a birthday brainwash serum
to make you forget.[ Chuckles ]
Then they destroyed my place, ran me out of town.
-Oh, damn! -Oh, Honky!
But since you're such a special birthday boy,
I built another, even better party palace
in the mountains... just for you!
-For real, yo?! -Where -- Where is it?!
Here are the directions.
First, take a left --
-Aah! -[Distorted] Honky B...
Shut up, Honky! Dumb Honky!
-Momma? -There, there, child.
I know you're upset.
But once we brainwash you, you won't remember any of it.
[ Weapon cocks ][ Laughs evilly ]
I won't let you brainwash my boy again, yo!
-Whoa! -Yo, yo, yo! Yo, yo, yo!
-What? -Yo, yo, yo! Unh!
How does he keep doing that?!
Sheriff: [ Groans ] W-Where are we?
I wish I could've saved you from these birthday conspiracies,
but right now we gotta hide out in the safest place I know.
Yo, yo, yo, fam! I'm home!
[ Bats squeaking ]Aw! Come here! Bring it in.
Lemme see them little batty wings, yo!
Aah! D-Dispatch?
You live in a sewage drain with bats?
Yeah, yo! I been tellin' you
how I grew up in a dark place with a bat family!
Ooh! "Bat." I thought you were saying "bad."
When I was little, my biologicals left me in the woods
and my bat family here took me in!
'Sup, Mom? 'Sup, Pops? This is my boy Sheriff.
[ Bat hisses ] Aah!
What? Hold up. Hey, Reggie!
You know you're not supposed to be in my room!
[ Gasps ] Aah!
-Uh... -Oh, that's my big bro Reggie.
[ Bat cackling ]He's always pickin' on me, yo.
Oh, this sucks! I used to be happy.
Now I got nothing.
No birthday, no Honky B's...
[ Bat cackling ]...no hat.
I'm sorry I failed you, yo.
But at least let me find that hat.
[Echoing] Yo, yo, yo! Oh, it's around the corner.
Yo, yo, yo, yo! Between those piles of rat bones.
Hey. How'd ya do that?
Raised in the dark, my bat fam taught me
to use echolocation and see without my eyes.
Why you think I'm always sayin' "Yo"?
It's my echo-yo-cation, yo! [Echoing] Yo-yo-yo!
You have a little plastic army guy
and three dimes in your pocket. Whoa!
So you can find anything?
Uh, yeah. I could probably even find -- [ Gasps ]
Honky B's! Honky B's!
-Whee! Ha ha! -Yeah! Ha ha!
-Sweet! -Yeah! Ha ha!
Yo, Sheriff, I invited some peeps!
-Whee! -Yeah!
-Birthday friends! -Yay!
Yo, yo, yo! Yo, yo, yo!
[ Gasps ] Let's go!
-Yeah! -Yeah!
-Look, Sheriff! -Wow!
It's beautiful!
[ Honky B laughing ]
-Yay! -Yay!
-Look at this place, yo! -Amazing!
[ Gasps ] Honky B!
Sheriff!
I've missed you so much!
R-R-Run.
[ Grunts ] No!
[ Horn honks ]
Damn you, Honky! Dumb Honky!
How'd y'all even know we was here, yo?!
A little birdie told us. [ Laughs ]
[ Bat cackling ]Man, Reggie!
Party's canceled. Aww.
Yo, Sheriff may be a little too wild, but erasing his birthday?
That's cold, yo!
Sheriff did plenty of erasing on his own.
A few birthdays back, he put himself in a coma for 8 months!
For real, yo?For real.
Yeah, I'm here, too.
-Dispatch? -Sorry.
I guess it's for your own good, yo.
No! [ Whimpers ]
Can I at least be the one to make my boy forget?
Sure.[ Weapon cocks ]
♪ Ohh
♪ What's the best place in the whole wide world ♪
[ Groans ]
Happy Birthday, Sheriff.
Pah! Unh!
[ Groans ]
You did the right thing, Herman.
I know. So y'all better back the [bleep] up.
Huh? 'Cause when y'all fools
weren't looking, I switched this bitch
with Sugar Smash Soda!No. No!
Sheriff's 'bout to get buck wild, yo!
Oh, shit.
[ Honky B laughing ]Whoo!
[ Heavy metal ] ♪ What's the best place
♪ In the whole wide world
♪ To have a tasty drink!
♪ Do a happy dance, play funny games ♪
♪♪
Ha ha!
Hey, Dispatch! Thanks for the best birthday ever!
-Aah! -I love you!
Yeah. I love you, too, Sheriff.
-Honky B's! Honky B's! -Whoa!
Mmm-mmm-mmm!
[ Insects chirping ]
[ Gasps ] Uh...
[ All groaning ]
Ugh. Oh, no.
Damn, you one wild Honky. Honky.
[ Pop! ] Huh!
Huh. Maybe my birthdays do get a little too wild.
Actually, that was fun.
Maybe brainwashing you was an overreaction.
But next year, let's keep it adults-only, huh?
[ Children whimpering ]
[ Honky B laughs evilly, kids scream ]
Sheriff: ♪ M-O-M-M-A named me
♪ Momma named me Sheriff
♪ My m-m-m-momma, momma, momma named m-me Sheriff ♪
♪ Momma, Momma, Momma, Momma named me Sheriff ♪
♪ Momma
She named me Sheriff.
I will hide it.