1 00:00:01,349 --> 00:00:03,307 [ Cheers and applause ] 2 00:00:03,351 --> 00:00:05,788 Welcome back to "Jill Jilton Live"! 3 00:00:05,831 --> 00:00:09,009 Today's topic -- "Old Town's Baddest Parents!" 4 00:00:09,052 --> 00:00:10,271 [ Air horn blows ] 5 00:00:10,314 --> 00:00:13,274 Yeah, we give our kids grenades! What? 6 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:16,494 My boys'll suck my [bleep] and blow your hater taints off! 7 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:20,542 Our mom says bathrooms are for breedin' eels and cookin' drugs. 8 00:00:20,585 --> 00:00:22,892 I poop outside and never brush my teeth! 9 00:00:22,935 --> 00:00:24,328 [ Air horn blows ] 10 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:27,375 Back for a tenth time, it's the Blorptons! 11 00:00:27,418 --> 00:00:29,551 All: [ Chanting ] Bad parents! Bad parents! 12 00:00:29,594 --> 00:00:31,335 Bad parents!You can eat our [bleep]holes! 13 00:00:31,379 --> 00:00:32,728 [Bleep] you. 14 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:34,295 I'll take on all you [bleep] pieces of [bleep] 15 00:00:34,338 --> 00:00:35,557 [ Grunts ] 16 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,342 Yeah, baby! Get him! 17 00:00:38,386 --> 00:00:40,301 Man: ♪ Run around town 18 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:43,521 ♪ Stealin' and killin' is how I get down ♪Sheriff: What? 19 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:45,393 ♪ Well, you better be aware of somethin' ♪ 20 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:48,265 ♪ 'Cause Momma named me Sheriff ♪ 21 00:00:48,309 --> 00:00:51,399 ♪ Momma ♪ Now you got it 22 00:00:51,442 --> 00:00:54,010 ♪ Momma ♪ And don't forget it 23 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,707 Oh, no. I'd better go. [ Laughs ] 24 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:58,841 ♪ M-O-M-M-A named me 25 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:00,147 ♪ Momma named me Sheriff 26 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:03,193 ♪ My momma named me Sheriff ♪ 27 00:01:03,237 --> 00:01:05,978 And stapled! 28 00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:08,155 Whoa, six pages![ Laughs ] Yep! 29 00:01:08,198 --> 00:01:10,200 I'm so impressed, Sheriff. 30 00:01:10,244 --> 00:01:12,550 Yeah! Sheriff be mad impressive, yo. 31 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:15,684 Say, Tommy, I wrote those forms that Sheriff just stapled. 32 00:01:15,727 --> 00:01:16,989 That's nice. Hey, what's this? 33 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:19,079 Oh, that's Uncle Magazine. 34 00:01:19,122 --> 00:01:21,168 It's all about the cool uncle lifestyle. 35 00:01:21,211 --> 00:01:23,387 They sell the raddest toys. 36 00:01:23,431 --> 00:01:25,607 My dream is to make the cover.Wow! 37 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:28,653 Well, you probably won't 'cause you're not an uncle. 38 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:30,655 You can be my uncle, Sheriff! 39 00:01:30,699 --> 00:01:33,180 I can be your uncle Sheriff?! 40 00:01:33,223 --> 00:01:36,400 Uh, if you want to see something real impressive, 41 00:01:36,444 --> 00:01:38,141 why don't you come with me on patrol? 42 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:39,664 You know, see some action. 43 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:40,926 Can Sheriff come? 44 00:01:40,970 --> 00:01:42,276 [ Sighs ] 45 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:44,539 Hey, now give me some of that sugar. 46 00:01:44,582 --> 00:01:46,584 Huh? Somebody's comin'!Scatter! 47 00:01:46,628 --> 00:01:48,412 Hey! Here we are. 48 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:49,848 Lovers' Pond? 49 00:01:49,892 --> 00:01:52,199 What kinda action were you hopin' for, Goodman? 50 00:01:52,242 --> 00:01:54,288 [ Laughter ]Yes. Hardy. Har. 51 00:01:54,331 --> 00:01:57,334 I'll have you know this is a hotbed for troublemakers. 52 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:58,596 Ah! Hey, little babies! 53 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,120 Hey, Tommy, watch this. 54 00:02:00,163 --> 00:02:01,338 Hey, Linda! 55 00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:03,471 No trespassing!What? 56 00:02:03,514 --> 00:02:06,952 I was just feedin' some cereal to these water-kitties. 57 00:02:06,996 --> 00:02:08,432 Linda, those are frogs. 58 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:10,652 Can I feed the froggies, too? 59 00:02:10,695 --> 00:02:12,828 Oh, yeah, I wanna go with Uncle Sheriff! 60 00:02:12,871 --> 00:02:14,177 Yeah, you wait in the car, Tommy. 61 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:16,179 But, Dad! [ Shouting indistinctly ] 62 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:18,747 Dad! Dad!Look, I know Tommy's really obsessed with you right now. 63 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:20,227 Oh, thanks! Hey uh --[ Screaming ] 64 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:22,054 But I think it's important for Tommy 65 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:24,579 to see his dad get into some hot action. 66 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:27,190 Yeah --You know, bust some vagrants down at Lovers' Pond. 67 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:29,410 But, uh --Do something really impressive. 68 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:31,368 Uh, Goodman? Tommy's going in the lake. 69 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:33,370 What? Tommy! 70 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:37,418 [ Crying ]I know you're feeling sick after your little dip 71 00:02:37,461 --> 00:02:39,071 in Lovers' Pond, Tommy, 72 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:42,510 but the good news is it'll only last for nine months. 73 00:02:42,553 --> 00:02:44,468 Oh!I don't know how you did it Goodman, 74 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:47,254 but you got a 6-year-old boy pregnant. 75 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:49,517 What?! What?! 76 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,868 Oh, no, my life is over! 77 00:02:52,911 --> 00:02:54,217 No, no, no. 78 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:55,653 You're going to make a great parent. 79 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:58,090 Yes, you are. Isn't that right, Dad? 80 00:02:58,134 --> 00:02:59,962 I guess. Uh... 81 00:03:00,005 --> 00:03:02,443 Well, that's why I want you to have 82 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:04,706 Great-Grandma Goodman's baby buggy. 83 00:03:04,749 --> 00:03:07,535 Oh. Wow, cool gift, Goodman. 84 00:03:07,578 --> 00:03:10,146 But hey, Tommy, check out what I got you from Uncle Magazine. 85 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,669 Whoa! 86 00:03:11,713 --> 00:03:14,411 It's called the Baby Blackhawk-1! 87 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:17,719 Cool! Why stroll when your baby could soar? 88 00:03:17,762 --> 00:03:21,244 Whoa! It's got a built-in baby tracker, milk payload, 89 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:23,290 and a bunch of cool missiles and stuff. 90 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:24,813 Oh! [ Chuckles ] Amazing! 91 00:03:24,856 --> 00:03:27,511 My, what an impressive gift, Sheriff! 92 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:29,774 Ow! Get away! 93 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:31,123 Baby Blackhawk down! 94 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:33,343 What the [bleep] Dad?! Oh! 95 00:03:33,387 --> 00:03:34,997 First, you get me pregnant. 96 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,739 Well -- Then you ruin my [bleep] baby shower? 97 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:39,393 I -- [Bleep] you, Dad! 98 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:41,264 [ Grunts ] Get the [bleep] outta my face! 99 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:43,048 [ Sighs ] 100 00:03:43,092 --> 00:03:46,791 [Bleep] you, Dad! Get the [bleep] outta my face! 101 00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:48,663 Jill Jilton: Problems with your pre-teen? 102 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:50,752 Call Jill Jilton today.[ Air horn blows ] 103 00:03:50,795 --> 00:03:52,971 I'm Tommy. 104 00:03:53,015 --> 00:03:55,539 I'm 6 years old, and I'm 8 months pregnant, 105 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:58,150 all thanks to my pathetic excuse for a father! 106 00:03:58,194 --> 00:03:59,978 But, Tommy, I --Get off of me! 107 00:04:00,022 --> 00:04:01,502 Help, Jill Jilton! 108 00:04:01,545 --> 00:04:05,332 Please welcome Tommy and Stanley Goodman! 109 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:07,334 Hello![ Audience booing ] 110 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:08,770 Oh. 111 00:04:08,813 --> 00:04:10,902 Now, Tommy, tell us how you're feeling. 112 00:04:10,946 --> 00:04:12,295 Awful! 113 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:14,341 My nipples hurt, I hate my body, 114 00:04:14,384 --> 00:04:16,386 and I have to pee all the time! 115 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,214 All 'cause of him! 116 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,260 It was an accident. 117 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:21,783 You're gonna tell me it was an accident 118 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:24,481 when you took me to Lovers' Pond for some hot action? 119 00:04:24,525 --> 00:04:26,091 [ Gasps ] What?! 120 00:04:26,135 --> 00:04:28,572 Hey, when do we start fixing things between Tommy and I? 121 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:29,834 Right now. 122 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:32,010 Because I have a surprise guest. 123 00:04:32,054 --> 00:04:34,448 Please welcome Sheriff! 124 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:37,015 Yeah! It's your boy, Sheriff!Yay, Sheriff is here! 125 00:04:37,059 --> 00:04:38,974 No!Okay, okay, okay. 126 00:04:39,017 --> 00:04:41,542 Goodman, will you do me the honor 127 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:44,414 of letting me be Tommy's baby's uncle? 128 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:46,590 [ Audience "aww"s ]Aw, can he, Dad? Can he? 129 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:48,636 No, this is ridiculous! 130 00:04:48,679 --> 00:04:50,812 Come on, son. Ow! You're hurting me! 131 00:04:50,855 --> 00:04:52,596 [ Gasps ]That's abuse! 132 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:55,860 Baaaaad parent![ Audience chanting "bad parent" ] 133 00:04:55,904 --> 00:04:58,298 Oh, that's it! 134 00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:00,648 [ Groans ][ Gasps ] Oh! Yes! 135 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:03,041 Whoa, impressive throw, Dad. 136 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:05,740 Uh, really? Thanks, Tommy. 137 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:08,220 [ Audience chanting "chair" ]Hey [bleep] When ya puttin' us on? 138 00:05:08,264 --> 00:05:10,832 Never. The Goodmans are gonna make me a bucket of money. 139 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:12,921 I'm putting them on the show every day. 140 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:14,618 What?! 141 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:16,054 [ Groans ] 142 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:18,056 [ Cheers and applause ]Eww. 143 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:20,972 And we're back with some questions from our audience. 144 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:22,278 Question for Tommy. 145 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,672 Why are you such a fat, dirty [bleep]? 146 00:05:24,715 --> 00:05:25,934 Hey! Hey! 147 00:05:25,977 --> 00:05:28,545 No one calls my son fat! 148 00:05:28,589 --> 00:05:31,243 [ Cheers and applause ]Yeah! That's my dad! 149 00:05:31,287 --> 00:05:34,029 What kind of man impregnates his son? 150 00:05:34,072 --> 00:05:36,684 A good man! Aah! 151 00:05:36,727 --> 00:05:38,512 Why'd you make a baby inside of your boy? 152 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:39,774 You get a chair! 153 00:05:39,817 --> 00:05:41,036 Ow! Yeah! 154 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:42,429 And you get a chair![ Screams ] 155 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:44,213 [ Laughs ]And you get a chair! 156 00:05:44,256 --> 00:05:46,128 Chairs for everybody! [ Laughs ] 157 00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:47,564 Uh, it's me, Carl. 158 00:05:47,608 --> 00:05:50,437 Would you fulfill my dreams and, uh, chair me? 159 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,395 Ah, well, that was great. 160 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:55,659 Yeah, and while I'm making people's dreams come true -- 161 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:57,400 Sheriff? Yeah? 162 00:05:57,444 --> 00:06:00,185 Do you really wanna be the baby's uncle? 163 00:06:00,229 --> 00:06:02,274 Please, yes, of course I do! 164 00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:04,015 Well, then, I'd like to make it official... 165 00:06:04,059 --> 00:06:05,365 [ Audience "aww"s ] 166 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:07,976 ...that that will never happen! 167 00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:10,413 [ Grunts ] Oh! 168 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:13,721 [ Gasps ] 169 00:06:13,764 --> 00:06:15,853 You tried to kill my baby! 170 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:18,290 Hey, I-I'm sorry. I took it too far. 171 00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:19,944 I was just trying to impress you. 172 00:06:19,988 --> 00:06:21,468 You know what would impress me? 173 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:22,904 If you left me the [bleep] alone 174 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:26,255 and I never had to see your stupid face again! 175 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:28,475 [ Gasps ] Oh, no! 176 00:06:28,518 --> 00:06:30,912 I'm being kidnapped! 177 00:06:30,955 --> 00:06:33,697 My son! My ratings! 178 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:35,525 Today on "Jill," we catch up with... 179 00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:37,919 Tommy! Tommy!...unimpressive father Stanley Goodman 180 00:06:37,962 --> 00:06:40,312 as he begs forgiveness from the one uncle 181 00:06:40,356 --> 00:06:43,054 that his baby's baby never had. 182 00:06:43,098 --> 00:06:44,578 Sheriff! I need your help. 183 00:06:44,621 --> 00:06:46,144 I've been looking everywhere for my Tommy -- 184 00:06:46,188 --> 00:06:48,495 Go away, Goodman!Please, I need... 185 00:06:48,538 --> 00:06:50,410 I need... your help. 186 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:51,628 Then say it. 187 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:53,369 No, no, no, not that. 188 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,458 You gotta do it. You gotta say "uncle." 189 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:56,938 [ Sighs ] 190 00:06:56,981 --> 00:07:00,637 Fine, you can be Tommy's baby's uncle. 191 00:07:00,681 --> 00:07:03,292 Yay! I'm an uncle! 192 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:05,120 I'm an uncle! Uh, Sheriff? 193 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:06,730 Okay, I know just what to do. 194 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:08,471 [ Cellphone beeps ]Hey, Uncle Magazine? 195 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:09,777 Uncle Magazine?! 196 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,735 I'm gonna need some uncle toys. 197 00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:13,998 Toys?! What are you going to do with toys?! 198 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:15,565 Oh, they're gonna kill him. 199 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:19,395 Don't worry, this uncle knows how to play dirty. 200 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,005 [ Rock music plays ] 201 00:07:21,049 --> 00:07:23,617 Sheriff: Uncle-Copter 1's pretty impressive, huh? 202 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:26,358 Okay, but how is it gonna help us find Tommy? 203 00:07:26,402 --> 00:07:28,970 Uncle-Copter 1, engage nephew tracker. 204 00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:31,407 [ Chatter ]Tommy: Help! 205 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,669 That's Tommy, Sheriff! 206 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:34,802 Help!Lock that signal. 207 00:07:34,845 --> 00:07:36,499 [ Gasps ] The Blorptons took Tommy! 208 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:38,980 I knew it!Hold on, everybody. 209 00:07:39,023 --> 00:07:41,635 Tommy, your baby's uncle's coming! 210 00:07:41,678 --> 00:07:45,290 [ All screaming ] 211 00:07:45,334 --> 00:07:47,162 [ Indistinct shouting ] 212 00:07:47,205 --> 00:07:48,816 Move out, people! Move, move, move! 213 00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:50,426 Not so fast, pigs. 214 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,036 Hey, why did you kidnap my son? 215 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,951 Why don't you ask that question to my crossbow! 216 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:55,257 [ Gasps ] 217 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:57,215 Sheriff, no, he's just a child. 218 00:07:57,259 --> 00:07:59,653 He's not a child. He's a squirt. 219 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:01,829 Squirt squirt! Squirt! Squirt! Squirt! 220 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:03,526 He just got uncle'd! 221 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:04,919 Move, move, move! 222 00:08:04,962 --> 00:08:06,834 Viewers want to know -- if Tommy dies, 223 00:08:06,877 --> 00:08:09,140 will you be appearing on Grieving Parent Makeover Month? 224 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:10,533 Would you stop? They're gonna hear us! 225 00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:12,448 Too late- - we've got company. 226 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,928 Aah! Huh? 227 00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:16,539 Drop the weapon, or I'll blow this [bleep] place! 228 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:17,932 Whoa! 229 00:08:17,975 --> 00:08:19,542 Don't worry, Uncle Sheriff's got this. 230 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:22,502 Hey. Why did the Sheriff sit on the toilet? 231 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:24,547 Uh, I don't know. Why? 232 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,070 To do his... 233 00:08:26,114 --> 00:08:27,637 duty. 234 00:08:27,681 --> 00:08:29,596 [ Laughs ] Move out! Quick, quick, quick! 235 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:32,033 Duty! Aah! 236 00:08:32,076 --> 00:08:34,949 [ All gasp ]You intruders are about to die! 237 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:36,994 The Mom. An uncle's greatest foe. 238 00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:38,256 I got this. 239 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:40,258 Hey, uh, Mrs. Blorpton. 240 00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:41,651 Have you gained weight? 241 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:43,044 What?! Aah! 242 00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:44,436 Now's your chance! 243 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:45,829 Go, go, g-- oww! 244 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:47,265 [ Tommy crying ] 245 00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:48,571 Tommy! Help me! 246 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,181 Don't come any closer 247 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:52,923 or I'll squish this stupid fat boy and his baby! 248 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:55,056 Hey, don't you call my son fat! 249 00:08:55,099 --> 00:08:57,449 Please tell my viewers, what are your demands? 250 00:08:57,493 --> 00:08:58,886 We want what's ours! 251 00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:02,106 Give us our spot back on the show [bleep] 252 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:04,065 Would you be willing to kidnap Tommy's baby 253 00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:05,327 for next week's show? 254 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:07,285 Enough with the cameras already! 255 00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:09,984 We are done with all of this! 256 00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:12,203 You're done when I say you're done! 257 00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:13,901 Oh [bleep] What? 258 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:17,382 Now get back in there and deliver me some ratings [bleep] 259 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:20,342 Oh, the baby's coming! Gross! 260 00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:21,909 I'm here with 6-year-old Tommy Goodman, 261 00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:24,172 who's about to give birth to a baby, and -- 262 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:25,434 Actually, I'm not sure where 263 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:26,653 that baby is gonna come out from. 264 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:29,046 It's coming out of my butthole! 265 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,787 [ All groaning ] 266 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,484 Somebody help me! 267 00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:34,661 I'm not doing it.Don't look at me, kid. 268 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:37,228 Step aside. Dad's here! 269 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:38,665 [Bleep] you, Dad! 270 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:41,189 This is all your fault! 271 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:42,669 I know, and I'm sorry. 272 00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:44,279 But everything's gonna be okay 273 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:46,673 because that baby's got you as a dad 274 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:49,284 and Sheriff as an uncle. 275 00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:51,678 Now push that baby out of your bottom! 276 00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:52,940 [ Screaming ] 277 00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:54,463 I'm crowning! 278 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:56,334 [ Grunts ] 279 00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:58,075 Oh, great job, son! 280 00:09:58,119 --> 00:10:02,340 You delivered a beautiful baby... 281 00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:03,864 frog.[ Frog croaks ] 282 00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:05,648 Ah, you got to be kidding me. 283 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:08,346 The stupid kid just swallowed a frog at the pond. 284 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,609 Screw it. 285 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,567 Blorptons, you're back on next week. 286 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,351 Yay! Yeah! 287 00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:15,179 Hello, son. 288 00:10:15,223 --> 00:10:17,094 [ Smooches ] 289 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:18,922 That was so great, Dad! 290 00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:21,882 How you rolled into the room and pushed everybody aside 291 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:24,536 and then you shoved your hand all the way up my butt! 292 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,190 Yeah! 293 00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:28,540 [ Chuckles ] Well, maybe you'll get to do the same someday, 294 00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:30,151 when you're a real father. 295 00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:32,414 Yay! Oh![ Frog groans ] 296 00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:33,850 Oh, no, Dad! 297 00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:36,810 Stanley Jr.'s giving birth to a human baby! 298 00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:38,768 Oh, uh, Linda, what kind of cereal 299 00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:40,465 are you feeding these frogs? 300 00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:42,380 Oh, it's called Embry-O's! 301 00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:44,165 The hospital just throws it out, 302 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:47,647 but water-kitties love it, mm-mm! 303 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,214 Dad, what do we do with all these babies? 304 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,694 Hmm... 305 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:52,913 Sheriff: Hey, baby! Get down off of there! 306 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:56,003 Oh, no, too many babies to uncle! 307 00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:57,874 [ Camera shutter clicks ] 308 00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,963 ♪ M-O-M-M-A named me 309 00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:01,269 ♪ Momma named me Sheriff 310 00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:02,966 ♪ Momma named me Sheriff 311 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:05,360 ♪ My m-m-m-momma, momma, momma named m-me Sheriff ♪ 312 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:08,276 ♪ Momma, Momma, Momma, Momma named me Sheriff ♪ 313 00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:09,538 ♪ Momma 314 00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:10,974 She named me Sheriff.