1 00:00:01,523 --> 00:00:04,656 Ah, and now, what all plants need to grow -- 2 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:07,659 a little smooth jazz. 3 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:09,966 ♪♪ 4 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:13,448 -[ Breathing heavily ] -Aah! Whoa! 5 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:17,843 You kittens ready for some milkies? 6 00:00:17,887 --> 00:00:19,932 Okay, now everybody gets a turn. 7 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:22,022 Dorothy, don't be greedy now. 8 00:00:22,196 --> 00:00:25,112 -Ha! -[ Groaning ] 9 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:26,635 Floyd: Okay, children, gather 'round. 10 00:00:26,678 --> 00:00:27,897 Come now. 11 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:31,292 ♪ Ohh, don't forget your friendly face ♪ 12 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:33,207 ♪ Everybody has a friendly face ♪ 13 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:34,860 [ Thunder crashes ]Aah! 14 00:00:34,904 --> 00:00:35,861 Children, help. 15 00:00:35,905 --> 00:00:37,080 Go get the sheriff. 16 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:39,343 Tell him what you sa-a-a-a-w! 17 00:00:39,387 --> 00:00:40,823 [ Thunder crashes ] 18 00:00:40,866 --> 00:00:42,172 -Mm-mnh-mm. -Mm-mnh-mm. 19 00:00:42,216 --> 00:00:44,522 ♪ Run around town 20 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:47,047 ♪ Stealin' and killin' is how I get down ♪ 21 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:48,526 What? 22 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:50,224 ♪ Well, you better be aware of somethin' ♪ 23 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:52,313 ♪ 'Cause Momma named me Sheriff ♪ 24 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:55,185 ♪ Yeah, Momma, they got it ♪ 25 00:00:55,229 --> 00:00:58,101 ♪ Momma, and don't forget it ♪ 26 00:00:58,145 --> 00:01:00,495 ♪ Oh, no, I better go 27 00:01:00,538 --> 00:01:03,063 ♪ M-O-M-M-A named me 28 00:01:03,106 --> 00:01:04,281 ♪ Momma named me Sheriff 29 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:07,502 ♪ My momma named me Sheriff 30 00:01:07,545 --> 00:01:11,419 Alright, boys, three's a crowd. We got ourselves a crowdnapper. 31 00:01:11,462 --> 00:01:12,768 What kind of leads we got? Hit me. 32 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:15,292 Hmm. None of these guys had any enemies. 33 00:01:15,336 --> 00:01:17,425 Okay. What do they have in common? 34 00:01:17,468 --> 00:01:21,298 Uh, I know. They're all good guys. 35 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:23,561 Hm. They are a bunch of good guys. 36 00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:26,564 And if that's true, we know who's next. 37 00:01:26,608 --> 00:01:28,349 Uh...Hank? 38 00:01:28,392 --> 00:01:30,916 No. "Ooh, ooh. I know. 39 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:32,396 Is it you, Sheriff?" 40 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:35,269 Oh yeah, I guess I am kind of the main good guy. 41 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:37,662 Welp, might as well get packed up and ready, 42 00:01:37,706 --> 00:01:40,143 because any second now you might turn around 43 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:42,406 and say -- -Taken. 44 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:44,843 Goodman just got taken. -Oh! 45 00:01:44,887 --> 00:01:49,935 Hey, good-guy-napper, you got the wrong good guy! 46 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:51,633 I think they went this way. 47 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,810 Okay, Dispatch, as a non-good guy 48 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:56,551 you're obviously not in any danger, 49 00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:58,379 so you go in first! -Hey! 50 00:01:58,422 --> 00:01:59,771 Freeze, good-guy-napper. 51 00:01:59,815 --> 00:02:00,946 Huh? -Huh? 52 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:02,339 Sheriff.Sheriff.Sheriff.Sheriff. 53 00:02:02,383 --> 00:02:04,080 Relax, Sheriff. Everything's good. 54 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,777 Just having some tea with Bigfoot. 55 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:08,780 Somebody better start explaining, and fast. 56 00:02:08,824 --> 00:02:12,567 Okay, born Vito Pizzarelli, I worked as a mob hit man 57 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:16,048 till I snitched on my crew, then got turned into a Bigfoot 58 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:17,833 by the Witness Protection Program 59 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:21,010 and I've been hiding in these woods ever since. 60 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:22,446 Yeah, so you see, no big deal. 61 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:25,797 But I'm ready to reenter society and do some good. 62 00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:28,409 So I rounded up these good guys to help me out. 63 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:29,453 -Yeah. -Yep. 64 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:30,802 What makes them so good? 65 00:02:30,846 --> 00:02:33,283 Well, Goodman here puts his spare change 66 00:02:33,327 --> 00:02:35,155 in other people's parking meters. 67 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:38,506 Mr. B. is Old Town's top sperm donor, 68 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:41,030 Carl chews food for the elderly, 69 00:02:41,073 --> 00:02:44,642 and Floyd incubates endangered sea-turtle eggs. 70 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:45,730 [ Laughs ] 71 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:48,211 -Aww. -Aww. Yeah, so, like, 72 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,387 I'd probably fit right in, then, right? 73 00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:52,737 Eh, I think we're good on good guys. 74 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:54,826 -Yeah. -Yeah, I think we're all good. 75 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:57,264 Oh. Okay. 76 00:02:57,307 --> 00:02:58,656 C-Come on, Dispatch. 77 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:00,397 I'll show these guys how good I can be -- 78 00:03:00,441 --> 00:03:01,572 [ Crunch ]Oh! 79 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:04,009 [ Gasps ] Oh, oh, that's horrible. 80 00:03:04,053 --> 00:03:05,489 Maybe the guys didn't see. 81 00:03:06,534 --> 00:03:08,405 Uh, I got to go.[ Crunching ] 82 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:10,668 Dispatch, how are you not stepping on these? 83 00:03:10,712 --> 00:03:12,192 Just look where you're walking, fool. 84 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:14,019 Let me try rolling away. 85 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:16,370 [ Crunching ]Oh, damn. 86 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:20,374 [ Thunder crashes, indistinct conversations ] 87 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:22,332 Oh, look at these guys. 88 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:23,942 They can't be gooder than me. 89 00:03:23,986 --> 00:03:25,248 [ Thunder crashes ] 90 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:27,424 Say, sweetheart, how long's your back been 91 00:03:27,468 --> 00:03:29,252 all macaroni-ed like that? 92 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:31,167 Since I was born. 93 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,342 Aw.Aw. Aw.Aw. 94 00:03:32,386 --> 00:03:34,953 Hey, Good Guys, lets do some good. 95 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:37,217 Good...Guys!Good...Guys!Good...Guys! 96 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:40,263 Whoa! Oh, my God. Thank you, Good Guys. 97 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:43,788 I say Bigfoot and the Good Guys sit at the head table tonight 98 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:46,661 at the Friendly Faces Gala. 99 00:03:46,704 --> 00:03:48,184 Yeah, yeah, nice back, Candy. 100 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,707 But, anyway, Bigfoot, look. 101 00:03:49,751 --> 00:03:53,189 I got you this welcome-back-to-society gift. 102 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,279 "Are we having fun, Yeti?!" 103 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:57,889 -Oh. -What's wrong? 104 00:03:57,933 --> 00:04:00,631 It's like a white Bigfoot. -Yeah, that's racist. 105 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:03,025 Your face is racist, Carl. 106 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:04,722 Goodman, come here. 107 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:08,509 Go tell Bigfoot to add one more guys to the Good Guys.[ Sighs ] 108 00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:10,075 [ Indistinct talking ] 109 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:12,426 Okay, Sheriff, looks like we've got one opening... 110 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:14,906 Oh, geez, yeah, I wonder who that's gonna be. 111 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:16,256 It's Dispatch. 112 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:19,215 -[ Laughs ] -What? Him? 113 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,348 No! 114 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:26,178 This is such crap! 115 00:04:26,222 --> 00:04:27,484 I am a good guy. 116 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:29,356 "Of course you are, Sheriff." 117 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:31,575 Oh, Abigail. Didn't see you there. 118 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:33,838 "They're blind to your goodness. 119 00:04:33,882 --> 00:04:36,101 You've got to open their eyes." 120 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:37,842 But how, Abigail? 121 00:04:37,886 --> 00:04:39,104 Tell me. 122 00:04:39,148 --> 00:04:42,325 "You just need to do something really good. 123 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:45,459 Something like save Bigfoot's life." 124 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:47,243 Is his life in danger? 125 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,766 "No. 126 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,028 But it could be." 127 00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:52,074 [ Thunder crashes ] 128 00:04:53,031 --> 00:04:55,947 ♪ Good Guys, Good Guys [ Laughter ] 129 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:57,427 Bigfoot: Oh, look. It looks like me. Ho-ho! 130 00:04:57,471 --> 00:04:58,950 -Looking good. -H-H-Hey! 131 00:04:58,994 --> 00:05:02,345 [ Chuckles ] Hey, guys. It's me, Sheriff. 132 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:03,781 Oh, what's up, Sheriff? 133 00:05:03,825 --> 00:05:06,306 Hey, uh, yeah, I'm sorry about earlier. 134 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:07,785 Forget about it. 135 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:10,571 Everybody's marinara boils over once in a while. 136 00:05:10,614 --> 00:05:11,789 -Yeah. -No problem. 137 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:13,356 So I can be in the Good Guys now? 138 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,792 -No. -Oh. 139 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:18,492 Well, in that case, I just want to say, Bigfoot, 140 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:21,146 I'm glad to have met you. 141 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:22,974 That's my cue! 142 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:24,411 Die, Bigfoot. 143 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:27,022 I'll save you, Bigfoot. Hey, stop! 144 00:05:27,065 --> 00:05:28,980 [ All grunt ] 145 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:33,507 -Huh? Aah! -We got him. 146 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:35,335 No, wait. I said I was gonna got him. 147 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:36,684 Who put you up to this? 148 00:05:36,727 --> 00:05:38,250 The Gabagoolis? -No. 149 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:39,469 -The Garganellis? -No. 150 00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:42,037 -The Ghiradellis? -It was Sheriff. 151 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,778 -No. -Uh-oh. 152 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:46,171 Sheriff, you're not a good guy at all. 153 00:05:46,215 --> 00:05:47,434 I'm not? 154 00:05:47,477 --> 00:05:49,740 You are a bad guy. 155 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:53,222 [ Crying ] 156 00:05:53,265 --> 00:05:56,138 I'm not good. 157 00:05:56,181 --> 00:05:58,445 You sure you won't come to the Gala, Sheriff? 158 00:05:58,488 --> 00:06:01,796 You sure you won't shut your stupid face, Candy? 159 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:04,407 Think you're so great with your straight back 160 00:06:04,451 --> 00:06:06,322 and your delicious name. 161 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,237 Sheriff, watch your tongue. 162 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:11,545 -Pbht! -[ Gasps ] Oh, my. 163 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:12,633 Oh, look at me. 164 00:06:12,676 --> 00:06:14,374 Tonguing Momma now? 165 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:16,201 I am a bad guy. 166 00:06:16,245 --> 00:06:18,639 This is all your fault Abigail. 167 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:21,424 [ Sighs ] "You're not bad, Sheriff." 168 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:23,687 Aah! "The Good Guys are." 169 00:06:23,731 --> 00:06:25,602 They are? "Yes." Whoa! 170 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:29,345 "They're the reason you had Hank attack Bigfoot. 171 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,566 Maybe you're the only good guy." 172 00:06:32,609 --> 00:06:34,742 I am? "Now say it." 173 00:06:34,785 --> 00:06:36,874 [ Thunder crashes ]I'm the only good guy. 174 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:39,355 "You say it like you mean it." 175 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:42,053 I'm the only good guy! 176 00:06:42,097 --> 00:06:46,406 "Now, you go to that gala and show everyone how bad they are." 177 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:49,017 Yes. I'll show them all. 178 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:52,194 [ Laughing ] 179 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:54,196 Alright, let's go. 180 00:06:54,239 --> 00:06:56,241 Hey, how ya doing? Very nice to meet you. 181 00:06:56,285 --> 00:06:57,678 It's a pleasure. 182 00:06:57,721 --> 00:06:59,549 So, this is where we do all the Galas, Bigfoot. 183 00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:01,072 [ Glass clinking ] 184 00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:04,032 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for attending 185 00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:06,861 the Friendly Faces Gala -- -Sweeeee! 186 00:07:06,904 --> 00:07:08,515 Not so fast. 187 00:07:08,558 --> 00:07:10,212 People of Old Town. 188 00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:15,696 You are being deceived by those so-called Good Guys. 189 00:07:15,739 --> 00:07:17,175 -Come on. -What are you doing? 190 00:07:17,219 --> 00:07:18,873 -Sheriff. -Who's Sheriff? 191 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:20,178 I'm not Sheriff. 192 00:07:20,222 --> 00:07:23,399 And more importantly, who are these Good Guys? 193 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,835 Take Mr. BoJenkins. 194 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:26,794 He says he cares about the environment, 195 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:30,928 but he throws away his condoms after just one use. 196 00:07:30,972 --> 00:07:32,669 Sheriff, you can't reuse condoms. 197 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:36,107 I said I'm not Sheriff. 198 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:41,069 Oh, no, did I spoil the hoity-toity party 199 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:44,768 you fake good people threw yourselves? 200 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:47,815 Sheriff, the Friendly Faces Gala is a fundraiser 201 00:07:47,858 --> 00:07:51,035 for faceless children born without faces. 202 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:52,515 -Hello. -Oh. 203 00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:56,476 Well, aren't you quick to pat yourselves on the back 204 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:58,956 for your guys' "charity"? 205 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,134 This fat, greedy, thinks-it's-so-good pig statue 206 00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:05,615 is all of you. 207 00:08:05,659 --> 00:08:09,097 -No, don't do it. -[ Grunts, laughs ] 208 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:10,446 You moron. 209 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,840 That wasn't a statue, it was a giant piggy bank 210 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:15,712 filled with donations to buy those children new faces. 211 00:08:15,756 --> 00:08:17,714 Oh, no. I am bad. 212 00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:19,716 Thank goodness they can't see this. 213 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,153 -That Sheriff is evil. -No. 214 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:26,070 -Get that bad guy. -No-o-o-o-! 215 00:08:26,114 --> 00:08:30,118 -Come on! Get him! -He's right up over here. 216 00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:33,251 -Litterer. -I didn't mean to. 217 00:08:33,295 --> 00:08:35,732 -Trespasser! -Sorry, I didn't see the sign. 218 00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:38,561 [ Crunch ]Aah! Oh, no. 219 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:39,693 Turtle murderer. 220 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:42,434 Why are they still out here? 221 00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:45,307 [ Indistinct shouting ] 222 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,614 Bigfoot, don't kill me. 223 00:08:48,397 --> 00:08:49,703 I ain't gonna kill you. 224 00:08:49,746 --> 00:08:52,836 Look, I been on the wrong side of a mob before. 225 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,969 You don't deserve to die. 226 00:08:55,012 --> 00:08:56,492 Maybe I do. 227 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,668 I've been a really bad guy. 228 00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:01,062 Taking responsibility is the first step, 229 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:03,151 so you're already on your way. 230 00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:04,674 Thanks, Bigfoot. 231 00:09:04,718 --> 00:09:06,328 Hey look, some aminals. 232 00:09:06,371 --> 00:09:08,765 -Aah! -Uh, listen. 233 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:10,071 I haven't been straight up with ya. 234 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:12,813 The real reason I wanted to reenter society 235 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:15,772 was 'cause, you see, I did a little bada-bing-bada-boom 236 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:17,382 with some woodland creatures, 237 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:20,255 and their husbands ain't so happy about me knocking them up. 238 00:09:20,298 --> 00:09:21,517 Oh. 239 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,779 Sorry I got you involved in this. 240 00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:24,607 -Oh, it's all good. -Easy, fellas. 241 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,566 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 242 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,785 Hey! -Hey, Bigfoot? 243 00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:30,700 Even though everyone hates me 244 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:33,790 and now you're being eaten by wild animals, 245 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:38,273 I just want to say, I'm still glad to have met you. 246 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:42,059 That's my cue! 247 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:44,932 Oh, no. 248 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:46,542 -They're over here! -Sheriff. 249 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:50,198 You put Hank up to killing all these innocent animals? 250 00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:54,289 How could you? -Um, I guess I did... 251 00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:56,683 because... 252 00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:58,728 now we have enough cute animal faces 253 00:09:58,772 --> 00:10:01,209 to donate to the faceless kids. 254 00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:03,733 [ Cheers and laughter ]♪ Good Guys 255 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,430 Aw, look at those little guys. 256 00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:07,607 You'd never guess they weren't born like that. 257 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,173 Aww.Aww. Aww.Aww. 258 00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:11,872 Bigfoot, are you sure we can't convince you to stick around? 259 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:14,744 Nah. For now, my place is in the woods. 260 00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:17,138 There's a bunch of grieving widows out there 261 00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:20,054 in need of inter-species comfort. 262 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:22,578 Don't leave without your Yeti fanny pack. 263 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,276 -Aww. -But look what's inside. 264 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,800 -Condoms! -Condoms! 265 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:30,630 And, remember, you're only supposed to use those once. 266 00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:32,632 A good guy taught me that. 267 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,634 Sheriff, you're the goodest. 268 00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:36,461 Yes! Bigfoot said I'm the goodest! 269 00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:37,985 Ha-ha! 270 00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:42,119 And so, the good guys went on to do good forever. 271 00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:43,947 The end. 272 00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:46,080 Wait, I thought Abigail couldn't talk? 273 00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,865 Yeah, and I felt they had unrealistic control 274 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,345 over their kites in that one part. 275 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:51,825 And, hey, where was that evil dog at, 276 00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,435 what's his name, Mr. Pi-- 277 00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:56,656 Hey. If you don't like the story, write your own damn book. 278 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:57,787 Aw.Aw. Aw.Aw. 279 00:10:57,831 --> 00:10:59,963 ♪ M-O-M-M-A named me 280 00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:01,399 ♪ Momma named me Sheriff 281 00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:02,792 ♪ Momma named me Sheriff 282 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:05,142 ♪ My mo-mo-mo-momma momma named me Sheriff ♪ 283 00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:08,232 ♪ Momma, Momma, Momma, Momma named me Sheriff ♪ 284 00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:11,192 ♪ Momma, she named me Sheriff 285 00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:13,803 -Hi, Will. -Hi, Dave.