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So, uh...
what's up, Goodman?

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Uh, what do you mean,
Sheriff?

3
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What's up?
What are we talking about?

4
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What's going on?
What's the word?

5
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What's happening,
my dude?

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What's up?

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Uh...
'Sup?

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I don't know.
Nothing.

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Just sitting here
in this cruiser.

10
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All right, just trying
to make conversation.
Mm-hmm.

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Just trying to get to know you
a teeny bit better is all.

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Hmm.

13
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So...you do anything
this weekend?

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Nope.

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♪ Ride around town

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♪ Stealin' and killin'
is how I get down ♪

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♪ What? Well, you better
be aware, son ♪

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♪ 'Cause Momma
named me Sheriff ♪

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♪ Momma

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♪ Now you got it

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♪ Momma

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♪ And don't forget it

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♪ Oh, no, I better go

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♪ M-O-M-M-A

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♪ Momma named me Sheriff,
Momma named me Sheriff ♪

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Dispatch: Brr! Yo, yo, yo, yo!
It's your boy Dispatch.

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Got a little word for you.

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We got a call about a 567.

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Copy that, Dispatch.

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Okay, Deputy, a 567

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is when a masked bandit
breaks into a cabin

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and steals someone's
corn on the cob.

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Why are you talking to me
like I'm a child?

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'Cause I wasn't talking
to you.

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I was talking to my deputy,
Abigail.

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What?
But I'm your deputy.

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Not yet you're not.

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A deputy has to be someone

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a sheriff trusts
on an intimate level.

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And I don't have that
with you yet.

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Ugh.
This is ridiculous.

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Did you hear that,
Deputy Abigail?

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Goodman thinks trust
is ridiculous.

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Mr. Goodman, no!

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That's it! I'm putting your doll
in the glove box.

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What? No? Hey, she's not a doll.
She's a deputy.

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Dispatch, I've got a Code 376
with Goodman.

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Repeat, Code 376!Let go. No, no!

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[ Both scream ]

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[ Crash! ]

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Welp, we're stuck.

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[ Grunting ]

53
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Darn seat belt.
Still jammed.

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Mine too, and there's no
cellphone service.

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Dispatch, come in.

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Brr! Yo, yo, yo.
Dispatch here.We're in trouble.

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Goodman caused me to crash
my cruiser, and now we're stuck.

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[ Laughs]
Just kidding, playa!

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I'm not here right now, so leave a message after the beep!

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[ Beep ][ Groans ]

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Oh, great.

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Well, seems we could
be stuck here a while,

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so why don't we make
the best of it

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and get to know each other
a little bit, huh?

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Come on, Goodman.
What's the big deal?

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No, Sheriff.
Come on.

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No, I just don't think
I have to tell you

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whether or not I wash my hands
before or after going "pee-pee."

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Well, what else is there
to know about ya?

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What do you want to know?

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Like, do you prefer sandwiches
with or without crusts?

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Do you believe in aliens?
Do you --

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Sheriff,
none of this matters.

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Can we please focus
on getting out of here?

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Fine, fine,
fine, fine, fine.

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Ah!
These darn seat belts!

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Aah!

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Goodman,
get ahold of yourself.

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[ Whistles, chuckles ]

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Huh?

81
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Great, Goodman.

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Seems your little shout-burst
attracted some bush monsters.

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[ Chittering ]
Huh.

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That wasn't a masked bandit
stealing corn on the cob.

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It was just a raccoon.

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Sheriff: Oh, yeah,
they do look like

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they're wearing
little bandit masks.

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Cute.

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Hello, raccoon.

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Dispatch?

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Brr! Yo, yo, yo.
Dispatch here!

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Great!
You're there.

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We solved the bandit case,
but --

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[ Laughs]
Just kidding, playa!

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I'm not here right now, so leave a message after the beep!

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[ Beep ]Darn it!
Stupid seat belt!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on a second.

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Did you say "we"?

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'Cause you can't officially
solve a case

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until I trust you
as my deputy.

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What?Yeah, that means I got to
know everything about you.

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Everything.
[ Sighs ]

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Wait. Why is the raccoon
eating the corn like that?

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[ Chittering ]

105
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Ah, just one of those things
you can't explain.

106
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You know, like aliens.

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You believe in aliens?

108
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Oh, yeah, dude.

109
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Wouldn't it be cool to see one
or pet one

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or have a tickle fight with one
of those little stinkers?

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Tickle, tickle, tickle!No, Sheriff.

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[ Laughs ]Tickle, tickle, tickle!

113
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No, Sheriff, stop!

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Ah, look at you,
learning about me now.

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Don't you feel closer?Eh.

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And there's so much more.

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Like how I'm a before,
on account of

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I don't want to get hand germs
on my wonker-doodle.

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Wonker-doodle?You know, my pee-pee,
my jimmy-jingler.

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Think about it.
You touch gross stuff all day,

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like trash can lids
and vegetables.

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You don't want
those weird germs

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rubbing off on your
Mr. Snobble-wobbler.

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Sheriff, can we please just --And as far as sandwiches go,

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I'm a no-crust boy,
and, yes, it matters.

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[ Groans ]You see, crust boys are usually
cheap and uptight,

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whereas your no-crust boy
likes to get a little wild.

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[ Growling ]Like, he'll do a fast walk
at the pool

129
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that's not quite running,

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but clearly, he's pushing it
with the lifeguard.

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Sheriff, please!
Shut up!

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How about we just play
the quiet game?

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Yeah.

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Okay, fine.

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Oh.

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[ Chomping ]
Huh?

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[ Snarls ]

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You think there's something
wrong with that raccoon?

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Mmm-mm-mm.

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[ Birds screech ]

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[ Bag rustling ]

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[ Crunching ]

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Ah!

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Mm, mm.

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[ Sighs ]

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[ Bag rustling ]

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[ Moaning ]

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[ Crunching, swallows ]

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[ Crunching, moaning ]

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♪♪

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[ Bag rustles ]

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[ Sighs ]

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Oh.
No, no more chips!

154
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Enough with the chips!

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[ Chittering ]

156
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Sheriff, I-I really think
there's something wrong

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with that raccoon.

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[ Snarls, screeches ]Whoa! Whoa!

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Whoa! Ah-ah-ah-ah!

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What does it want?

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Guess the quiet game is over.
[ Chuckles ]

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♪ 'Cause we're stuck
in a cruiser ♪

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♪ And Goodman
is a snoozer ♪

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♪ I don't know nothing
'bout his life ♪

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♪ Is he a before
or after? ♪

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♪ Abigail,
why no laughter? ♪

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♪ 'Cause he's someone
I don't trust ♪

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♪ Till I know
if he cuts his crust ♪

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♪ Or does he believe
in aliens? ♪

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♪ Goodman,
please explain-ians ♪

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Ah, Sheriff, stop!♪ La la la-la-la la-la-la

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And, you, go away,
raccoon, shoo!

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You shouldn't have given it
my potato chips.

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Now he wants more food.

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Well, I don't have
any more food, okay?

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Where is it?
Uh...

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Aha! I bet if I throw some more
chips off the cliff,

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it'll follow it
right off.

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Now, I'll just get
its attention --[ Screeches ]

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[ Screaming ]
Oh, my gosh!

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Ooh, that is some bite.Owie, owie, owie, owie.

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See if there's something
about raccoon bites

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in this wildlife booklet.

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I'm feeling
woo-- woozy.

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Hmm, let's see here.
Um...

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"If rabid, raccoons
are dangerous

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and can transmit rabies
to humans,

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which can quickly
lead to [Gasps] madness."

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[ Growling ]

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Sheriff, are you okay?

191
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Oh, back off, Sheriff!

192
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No, no, no, no, no!
Don't touch!

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Dispatch? Aah![ Raccoon screeches ]

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Brr! Yo, yo, yo!
Dispatch here!

195
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Oh, Dispatch, Sheriff has rabies
and he's gone mad!

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You got to help me![ Laughs] Just kidding, playa!

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I'm not here right now, so leave a message after the beep!Damn it! Damn it!

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[ Screaming ]

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[ Crying ]
[ Growling ]

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Oh, God, Sheriff, stop!
Stop!

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[ Crunch! ]

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Ah. Ohh.

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Let's see here.

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"If bitten, please seek
treatment immediately,

205
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or you'll die
a most painful death."

206
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Oh!
Dispatch, please pick up!

207
00:08:01,550 --> 00:08:03,068
Brr! Yo, yo, yo!
Dispatch here!

208
00:08:03,103 --> 00:08:04,932
Dispatch,
this is really bad!

209
00:08:04,967 --> 00:08:07,556
If you can't help us...[ Laughs] Just kidding, playa!

210
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I'm not here right now, so leave a message after the beep!...I don't know who will.

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[ Insects chirping ]

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Dispatch?

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This message
is for my wife.

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Beverly, I'm sorry
it has come to this,

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but I've been trapped
with Sheriff for some time now,

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and strange guy,
by the way.

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Don't ever shake his hand,
'cause he's a before,

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not an after,
like normal people.

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Not that you'll be able to,
'cause he'll be dead soon.

220
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Anyway, Beverly,

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I'll always remember
our first picnic together.

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To be honest, at first,

223
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I thought you were
a little too wild for me

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because you cut the crusts
off our sandwiches.

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Totally out of control.

226
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But on our second date,

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you made me a boiled steak
with raw potatoes.

228
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That's when I knew
you weren't wild at all.

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You were perfect.

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Death,
where will it lead me?

231
00:09:00,401 --> 00:09:02,921
Maybe I'll be reborn
on another planet

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as a weird alien with two heads
and tongues for arms.

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[ Laughs ]

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And they'll call me Glorf.

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Glorf.
I think I'd like that.

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And I, Glorf, will look
at the stars at night

237
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and know that somewhere,
my one true love is out there.

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[ Crying ] Because, Beverly,
I love you!

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This is your husband,
Captain Snuggle Bunny,

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signing off.

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[ Crying ]

242
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[ Growling ]

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[ Crying ]

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♪♪

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[ Clapping ]

246
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There you go.
You finally opened up.

247
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What?!
Opened up?

248
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I almost shot myself
in the face!

249
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But you didn't.

250
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And now we have a bond,

251
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and that bond
can be the difference

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between life and death,
Deputy.

253
00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,742
Wait, you don't have rabies?Nope.

254
00:10:04,776 --> 00:10:08,331
A good old Code 376
always does the trick.

255
00:10:08,366 --> 00:10:09,885
What are you
talking about?

256
00:10:09,919 --> 00:10:12,991
Code 376 tells Dispatch
to ignore all calls

257
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while I crash my cruiser
near a trained raccoon

258
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who helps me to fake rabies
to get somebody to open up.

259
00:10:19,239 --> 00:10:20,861
What?
Great job, Dispatch.

260
00:10:20,896 --> 00:10:22,345
Yeah, Sheriff,
I got you, baby.

261
00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:24,037
How's little Camper doing?

262
00:10:24,071 --> 00:10:25,072
[ Whistles ][ Chittering ]

263
00:10:25,107 --> 00:10:26,384
He's chillin'.
Oh, yeah.

264
00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,731
How about some
whipped rabies?

265
00:10:28,766 --> 00:10:30,457
And how's
Captain Snuggle Bunny?

266
00:10:30,491 --> 00:10:32,873
Yo, Goodman,
you're a little bitch!

267
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[ Both laugh ]

268
00:10:34,012 --> 00:10:36,221
Whoa!

269
00:10:36,256 --> 00:10:40,053
Brr! Yo, Sheriff?
We got a possible 752.

270
00:10:40,087 --> 00:10:41,882
Ah! A 752?

271
00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:46,991
Goodman, a 752
is a possible alien abduction.

272
00:10:47,025 --> 00:10:48,993
What?
Aliens, really?

273
00:10:49,027 --> 00:10:50,235
No, probably not.

274
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[ Both whimpering ]

275
00:10:53,756 --> 00:10:55,206
[ Both laughing ]Tickle, tickle, tickle!

276
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,207
Tickle, tickle, tickle!

277
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♪ M-O-A-M-M-A

278
00:10:58,899 --> 00:11:01,039
♪ Momma named me Sheriff,
Momma named me Sheriff ♪

279
00:11:01,074 --> 00:11:03,973
♪ M-Momma, Momma,
Momma named me Sheriff ♪

280
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♪ M-Momma, Momma, Momma,
Momma named me Sheriff ♪

281
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♪ Momma, she named me Sheriff