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Take your show on the road,

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'cause there's
a new show in town,

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starring me, Sheriff.

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[ Laughs ]

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What?
Dispatch: Yo, Sheriff!

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We got an 8-21, robbery.

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Dispatch,
go stop that robbery.

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I'm playing Sheriff.

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Yo, how about stop
playin' Sheriff

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andbe Sheriff?

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I'm not your damn deputy.

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Oh. A deputy'd be nice.

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But it's just so hard
to find a good man.

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-Goodman!
-Huh?

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Get back up there

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and sell these
baby bottle battleaxes!

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No! I quit!

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-[ Laughs, grunts ]
-Huh.

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Oh...

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♪ Ride around town

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♪ Stealin' and killin'
is how I get down ♪

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♪ What? Well, you better
be aware, son ♪

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♪ 'Cause Momma
named me Sheriff ♪

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♪ Momma

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♪ Now you got it

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♪ Momma

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♪ And don't forget it

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♪ Oh, no, I better go

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♪ M-O-M-M-A

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♪ Momma named me Sheriff,
Momma named me Sheriff ♪

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♪♪

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Get the hell off of me,
you evil puppy!

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Stop, Dad!Look, Mrs. Pickles,
Dad's a deputy now!

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All right.
Settle down, everybody.

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Now, give it up for the Mayor
with the flair!

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The one and only,

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the bread
to Old Town's bologna --

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Enough already!

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First order of business,
Dumb Face Mountain.

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We're sick of looking
at its dumb face.

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-Boo!
-I don't like that mountain!

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Pick it up and move it
to another state!

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-Yeah!
-Or put a big rug over it!

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All: Yeah!

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Uh, uh,
Deputy Goodman here.

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We can't disturb that mountain.

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It's --Sheriff: Goodman.

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What, are you crazy?What?

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Get your hat back on.

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Nobody'll take you seriously
without it.

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What? Uh...

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Anyway, that mountain
is an expression

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of nature's beauty.

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It should be preserved.

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-Boo!
-Hey, what do you know?!

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-Ohh!
-Told ya.

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Nothing like raw deer meat
in the morning!

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Pancakes! Mm!
Table!

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[ Munching ]
Spear gun!

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[ Laughs ]
Hey!

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Sheriff,
Floyd ate our speargun!

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They should've had Floyd
eat that mountain.

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He'll eat anything.[ Laughter ]

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Aw, how we gonna
catch lunch?

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Gloria,
may I have some pie?

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Right away, Deputy.

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You see that?

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Your hat instills
a level of authority.

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People take you more seriously
when you wear it.

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Sheriff,
the hat doesn't matter.

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-Hmph.
-All right, here's your pie --

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-Oh!
-Oh, my goodness.

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Oops. Sorry.
That was our last slice.

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Aw.
See?

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She dropped the pie
on purpose,

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'cause she saw you
without your hat.

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Don't be ridiculous.
It was clearly an accident.

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Nope, it was the hat, all right.
Now, put your hat on.

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Sheriff,
the hat doesn't matter.

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Put your hat on.I don't need the hat.

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Yes, you do.
Don't!

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Do!
Don't!

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Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!Do! Do! Do! Do!

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Ah! Enough!
Sheriff!

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I bet we could go all day
without hats

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and it wouldn't even matter.

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And, hey, if I'm wrong,
why, I'll eat my hat.

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-Oh!
-Good idea!

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[ Munching ]
-Ah! Hey! No!

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Floyd!
Come on, spit it out, dude!

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Dispatch: Yo, Sheriff?Huh?

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We got a 4-7-2,
vandalism.

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Aw, Goodman?Huh?

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Now, nobody's gonna
take us seriously.

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-Uhh.
-I want more of those hats.

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Boys laughing ]Uh, boys?

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Come down from there!Yeah, you could fall!

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Go vandalize something
lower to the ground.

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No! [ Laughs ]No! [ Laughs ]

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See, Goodman?
Ugh.

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Products for sale!
I got this oven mitt, just $2.

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Linda, that's a cat.

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And you shouldn't sell it,
it's dead.

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Definitely illegal to sell cats
without a permit.

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Hey, give me that back!

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Ow! Ow!
Oh!

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-Help!
-Huh?

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I'm stuck in a tree!

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Here,
jump off with this cat!

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They always
land on their feet!

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Ohh!

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Oh! Aah!

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[ Boys grunt ]

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-Aah!
-Oh, my...

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Sheriff: Oh, boy.

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This is all your fault,
Goodman.
What the --?

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-Sheriff?
-Huh?

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How am I supposed to flatten
Dumb Face Mountain

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with a tower
blocking the road?

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Get this town in order.

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Huh. Order...

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Dispatch?
-Yo, yo, yo?

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Order some hats.

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Dispatch: Uh, could you be
more specific?

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Dispatch, nobody's
taking us seriously

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as officers of the law,

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'cause we don't have hat
anymore,

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so order some. What?

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How many hats is "some"?

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It's just me and Goodman,

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so it's somewhere
between one and all the hats.

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Figure it out.

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Uh, one delivery of hats.

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All 50 million of 'em.

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What?!That's all we had.

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Dispatch: I'm sayin', yo,
Sheriff my little bitch.

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He don't do what I say,

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Dispatch'll smack him upside

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his big, ugly, goofy-ass,
lopsided --

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Hey! What up, Sheriff?

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Is this supposed
to be funny?

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You said, in between one
and all the hats.

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Y'all see that?
Played them fools!

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Herman, who are you
talking to?

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Oh, I'm on ChitChat Live
right now.

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Can't disappoint
my millions of fans.

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What up, all of America?
Yo, yo, yo, yo!

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Herman,
return all those hats.

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I can't.
Floyd's been out back

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eating 'em
for like awhile, yo.

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Floyd?!
Floyd?!

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[ Munching ]
More hats!

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Stop eating
all our hats!Whoa, he's huge.

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Yummy.

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♪♪

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Great, what now?

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I'm here to help get
this situation

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with the hats
under control.

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Lift him up, boys!

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Floyd: Whoa! Hey!
Put me down! I want more hats!

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Hey, what are you doing
with my boy Floyd?

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You two come with me.

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Ah! You've really
done it now, Goodman.

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What? Oh.

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Ahh!

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These are the men responsible,
Mr. President.

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The President.
Cool.

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What's up?Uh, what is going on?

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Earlier today,
our Transmissions
Monitoring Team

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forwarded us
this recording.

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Sheriff: Dispatch, nobody's
taking us seriously

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as officers of the law,

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'cause we don't
have hat anymore.

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See? That guy knows about
the hats, too.

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That was you, Sheriff.Oh.

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Well, see, I know what
I'm talking about, then.

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Ugh. This is just some
dumb theory Sheriff has.

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Then, Sheriff, you're gonna
get what you deserve.

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I am?

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A thank you.

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What?

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If word got out about
law officers and their hats,

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citizens might steal them

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to render them
un-taken-seriously-able.

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It would be total anarchy.

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Ugh. You're the highest level
of law enforcement

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and you're
not wearing hats.

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Why take you seriously,
hmm?

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Uh, he does have a point.

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Then it's time
I show you both something.

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-Huh?
-An invisible hat?!

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I always thought it was just
my own theory,

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but now Sheriff's
confirmed it.

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No wonder people take you
more seriously than me.

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Not to worry,
I made extras!

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[ Laughs ] There you go.
Thanks.

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-Thank you, sir.
-My own invisible hat!

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Shouldn't we be focusing
on the big problem at hand?

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The cats on the Moon?

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What? No. Floyd?

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-Oh. Oh, yeah.
-Oh. Right.

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Floyd: [ Laughs ]

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Where are we taking him?

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To a facility where his
taste buds will be altered.

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Then he won't eat
any more of our hats.

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Floyd?
Check out my new invisible hat!

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Huh? More hats?

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I want more hats!

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[ All shouting ]

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Floyd: Aah!

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[ Grunting ]

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Aah!

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Sir? The fat guy is rolling
across the country

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at an alarming speed.

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In 20 minutes,
he'll reach Albuquerque.

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The entire city
will be destroyed.

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Hey, we can use the nuke.
Let's take him out.

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What? No.No, you can't kill Floyd.

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I'm sure there's a logical way
we could slow him down.

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Maybe we could --

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Slow him down?
Brilliant.

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If everybody on the East Coast
jumped at once,

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it could shift the planet's axis
enough to slow him to a stop.

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What?
That's not what I said.Brilliant idea, Goodman.

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-No, that's ridiculous.
-He's right.

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There's no way to contact
that many people in time.

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Hey, I know. Dispatch?

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Dispatch: Yo, yo?

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Get some people
on the East Coast

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to all jump at once.

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Man!
You drivin' me mad-crazy, yo.

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You gots to be
more specific.

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How many people
is "some"?

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Oh, you know, somewhere
between one and all the people.

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All right, then, Sheriff.

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You wanna play it this way,
baby?

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All the people, it is.
Yo, yo, yo?

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All my East Coat people,
listen up!

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1, 2, 3!

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Jump!

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♪♪

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[ Floyd shouting ]

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[ Music stops ]

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[ Metal creaks ]Aah! Aah!

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Aah!

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Oh, no. He's hurtling
even faster than before.

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In five minutes,
he'll ramp off

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Dumb Face Mountain
into the stratosphere.

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When he lands,
the impact will be greater

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than the meteorite
that killed the dinosaurs.

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Oh! Deputy's plan
only made things worse.

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Why did we listen to him?Uhh...

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Wait. Huh?

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He wasn't wearing
his hat!

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Oh, we shouldn't have
taken him seriously.

257
00:08:26,713 --> 00:08:29,060
Oh, come on.
It was just a dumb idea

258
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that wasn't even mine,
by the way.

259
00:08:30,993 --> 00:08:33,202
You've really done it now,
Goodman.

260
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Caused the end
of the world.

261
00:08:34,721 --> 00:08:37,620
Unless we do something
about Dumb Face Mountain.

262
00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:39,726
Pick it up and move it
to another state.

263
00:08:39,726 --> 00:08:40,934
Put a big rug over it?

264
00:08:40,934 --> 00:08:43,902
Or disarm the missile,
put me on it,

265
00:08:43,902 --> 00:08:46,318
then I'll figure it out
from there?

266
00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:47,768
Brilliant.
Yeah, let's do it.

267
00:08:47,768 --> 00:08:49,770
Computer voice:
Nuclear missile disarmed.

268
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Wait.

269
00:08:50,806 --> 00:08:52,255
[ Gasps ]Looking for this?

270
00:08:52,255 --> 00:08:53,602
[ All shout ]My hat!

271
00:08:53,602 --> 00:08:55,776
Now, we can't take hisplan
seriously.

272
00:08:55,776 --> 00:08:58,641
The nuke is disarmed
and the world is about to end.

273
00:08:58,641 --> 00:09:00,988
Only one thing left to do.
Gentlemen?

274
00:09:00,988 --> 00:09:02,093
♪♪

275
00:09:02,093 --> 00:09:03,404
-Sheriff?
-All: Huh?

276
00:09:03,404 --> 00:09:04,785
What are you doing?

277
00:09:04,785 --> 00:09:06,994
They won't take my plan
seriously now,

278
00:09:06,994 --> 00:09:10,066
but they did before they knew
I wasn't wearing a hat.

279
00:09:10,066 --> 00:09:10,826
You were right.

280
00:09:10,826 --> 00:09:12,413
The hats don't matter.

281
00:09:12,413 --> 00:09:14,588
What matters
is good ideas.

282
00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:16,176
Like this one.[ Buzzer sounds ]

283
00:09:16,176 --> 00:09:19,144
Whee!

284
00:09:19,144 --> 00:09:20,939
♪♪

285
00:09:20,939 --> 00:09:22,596
[ Laughs ]

286
00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:24,667
[ Both shout ]

287
00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:26,427
Mmm. [ Laughs ]

288
00:09:26,427 --> 00:09:29,983
Floyd,
open wide and hang on!

289
00:09:29,983 --> 00:09:31,191
[ Grunts ]

290
00:09:31,191 --> 00:09:32,192
♪♪

291
00:09:32,192 --> 00:09:35,609
[ Screams ]

292
00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:39,337
[ Both screaming ]

293
00:09:39,337 --> 00:09:41,511
You taste good,
Sheriff.

294
00:09:41,511 --> 00:09:42,892
-[ Sighs ]
-[ Laughs ]

295
00:09:42,892 --> 00:09:44,825
-[ Groans ]
-Sheriff!

296
00:09:44,825 --> 00:09:47,172
Thank goodness you're okay!
-Way to go, Sheriff!

297
00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:50,831
And I'm glad you finally saw
that you never needed your hat.

298
00:09:50,831 --> 00:09:53,040
Well, you'll also
be glad to know

299
00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:56,388
that we're no longer
destroying Dumb Face Mountain.

300
00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:57,804
Oh?Not sure why,

301
00:09:57,804 --> 00:10:00,461
but everybody's taking it
more seriously now.

302
00:10:00,461 --> 00:10:03,188
-Huh?
-Get inside me, Sheriff!

303
00:10:03,188 --> 00:10:05,535
Huh. Guess you were wrong
after all. [ Laughs ]

304
00:10:05,535 --> 00:10:06,916
-Oh.
-Sheriff?

305
00:10:06,916 --> 00:10:09,574
Won't you invite the President
over for dinner?

306
00:10:09,574 --> 00:10:10,817
Yes, Mama.

307
00:10:10,817 --> 00:10:12,335
Oh, but, Goodman,

308
00:10:12,335 --> 00:10:13,820
guess you gotta
eat your hat.

309
00:10:13,820 --> 00:10:15,925
[ Laughs ]
[ Groans ]

310
00:10:15,925 --> 00:10:19,480
Sheriff: ♪ Mr. President

311
00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:22,104
♪ Welcome to Old Town

312
00:10:22,104 --> 00:10:25,314
♪ There's lots of things to do

313
00:10:25,314 --> 00:10:28,041
♪ Like fish or walk around

314
00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:31,009
♪ And there's lots of rules
in Old Town ♪

315
00:10:31,009 --> 00:10:34,254
♪ But only one
you need to know ♪

316
00:10:34,254 --> 00:10:37,326
♪ That I am the Sheriff

317
00:10:37,326 --> 00:10:41,157
♪ And this is my show

318
00:10:41,157 --> 00:10:42,227
♪ 1, 2, 3, 4

319
00:10:42,227 --> 00:10:44,540
♪ Sha-sha-sha,
sha-show-show ♪

320
00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:46,853
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na,
my show ♪

321
00:10:46,853 --> 00:10:49,131
♪ Hoochi digaboogidigo-show

322
00:10:49,131 --> 00:10:51,996
♪ Show-ma-show-ma-show-
my show-show ♪

323
00:10:51,996 --> 00:10:56,586
♪ Show

324
00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:00,038
♪ M-O-A-M-M-A

325
00:11:00,038 --> 00:11:02,592
♪ Momma named me Sheriff,
Momma named me Sheriff ♪

326
00:11:02,592 --> 00:11:05,216
♪ M-Momma, Momma,
Momma named me Sheriff ♪

327
00:11:05,216 --> 00:11:08,081
♪ M-Momma, Momma, Momma,
Momma named me Sheriff ♪

328
00:11:08,081 --> 00:11:11,084
♪ Momma, she named me Sheriff