1 00:00:02,837 --> 00:00:09,802 * * 2 00:00:30,114 --> 00:00:36,454 * * 3 00:00:36,496 --> 00:00:40,041 - Hey. Hey, man, yo, I'm here. 4 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:42,877 Where you at? It's Travis. 5 00:00:42,919 --> 00:00:44,754 Travis Maldonado. 6 00:00:44,796 --> 00:00:46,381 What do you mean it's not happening? 7 00:00:46,422 --> 00:00:48,466 Wait--dude, I came all the way down here from Texas. 8 00:00:48,508 --> 00:00:51,010 I don't have-- hello? 9 00:00:51,052 --> 00:00:53,638 God. Fuck! 10 00:00:53,679 --> 00:01:00,395 * * 11 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:09,404 Every fairy tale starts out sad-- 12 00:01:09,445 --> 00:01:12,699 parents dead, evil stepmothers, 13 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:15,702 kids orphaned without a shot in the world. 14 00:01:19,455 --> 00:01:22,625 And then the fairy godmother shows up, 15 00:01:22,667 --> 00:01:27,130 or the dwarves or some old guy who makes clocks. 16 00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:29,132 - Hey, kid... 17 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:31,509 lookin' for work? 18 00:01:31,551 --> 00:01:36,264 - And nothing is ever the same again. 19 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:39,517 Go from being a regular kid 20 00:01:39,559 --> 00:01:42,395 to standing at the foot of Neverland. 21 00:01:42,437 --> 00:01:45,022 - Hey. Come on. 22 00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:48,026 [sweeping music] 23 00:01:48,067 --> 00:01:53,114 * * 24 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:57,702 And before you know it, you're Peter fuckin' Pan. 25 00:01:57,744 --> 00:01:59,912 [Son the Father's "Fucked Up"] 26 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:02,165 [laughs] 27 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:03,750 Whoo! 28 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,960 * * 29 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,839 [mouse clicks] 30 00:02:12,091 --> 00:02:14,510 [low tense music] 31 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:16,345 - What the f... 32 00:02:16,387 --> 00:02:21,225 * * 33 00:02:21,267 --> 00:02:23,936 Son of a goddamn--Amber! 34 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:27,065 Get everybody in the fuckin' gift shop now! 35 00:02:27,106 --> 00:02:29,650 - And in local news, the primaries 36 00:02:29,692 --> 00:02:31,235 for the Governor's race are heating up 37 00:02:31,277 --> 00:02:33,279 with less than two months... - Shut that shit off! 38 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:35,365 - Latest SoonerPoll-- [tv turns off] 39 00:02:36,741 --> 00:02:39,494 - You motherfuckers think you can pull a fast one on me? 40 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:41,120 Well, I got news for you-- 41 00:02:41,162 --> 00:02:43,623 I see everything! 42 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,584 Hey, Rink, how was your nap? 43 00:02:46,626 --> 00:02:50,380 Hey, Cowie and Saff, still filling the meat buckets? 44 00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:51,547 Should've had the goddamn tigers 45 00:02:51,589 --> 00:02:53,341 in their lockout cages already. 46 00:02:53,383 --> 00:02:54,550 - Take it easy, Joe. 47 00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:56,010 I was up all night feedin' the cubs. 48 00:02:56,052 --> 00:02:59,389 - Cry me a fuckin' river. It's your job! 49 00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:02,100 I got two guys at home fucking me up the ass. 50 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:03,684 I don't need y'all to join in. 51 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:05,937 - Joe, you've been comin' down on us a lot lately, man. 52 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:08,439 - Yeah, man, we're working hard. 53 00:03:08,481 --> 00:03:10,191 Be fair. - Fair! 54 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:12,652 I got the Baskins tryin' to take every penny I got. 55 00:03:12,694 --> 00:03:14,862 You think that's fuckin' fair? 56 00:03:14,904 --> 00:03:16,155 - If you're so worried about money, 57 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:18,116 why'd you spend so much on the security cameras? 58 00:03:18,157 --> 00:03:19,450 - God damn it. 59 00:03:19,492 --> 00:03:21,953 I gotta find out who I can trust around here! 60 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:24,163 - You know you can trust us, Joe. 61 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:25,957 - Oh, really? 62 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:28,209 - It ain't our fault your reality show didn't sell. 63 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:31,212 - No. 64 00:03:31,254 --> 00:03:33,464 That's 'cause of the animal rights Nazis. 65 00:03:33,506 --> 00:03:36,926 And so help me God, if I find out 66 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:39,512 any one of you are in cahoots with them bastards... 67 00:03:39,554 --> 00:03:41,139 - What are you talking about, man? 68 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:43,891 We're all on your side here. - Then show it! 69 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:45,685 I got a whale from Vegas 70 00:03:45,727 --> 00:03:48,396 comin' down here and lookin' for a place to house his cats. 71 00:03:48,438 --> 00:03:49,981 That's the kind of money we need! 72 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:51,607 Okay? 73 00:03:51,649 --> 00:03:53,484 It's put up or shut up time. 74 00:03:53,526 --> 00:03:55,319 And if y'all do how you been doing, 75 00:03:55,361 --> 00:03:57,447 I don't give a flyin' fuck 76 00:03:57,488 --> 00:04:00,074 who you are, I will fire all your asses! 77 00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:09,542 [intense percussive music] 78 00:04:09,584 --> 00:04:10,585 [tiger growls] 79 00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:13,212 - All right, thank you, Sidney. 80 00:04:13,963 --> 00:04:17,800 Okay, conference call with Joe is set for tomorrow morning. 81 00:04:17,842 --> 00:04:20,636 - Wow. Hell has frozen over. 82 00:04:20,678 --> 00:04:22,513 I'm excited to talk to Mr. Exotic. 83 00:04:22,555 --> 00:04:24,932 - Oh, God, this can't end soon enough. 84 00:04:24,974 --> 00:04:27,018 - [chuckles] 85 00:04:27,060 --> 00:04:30,855 - Mr. and Mrs. Baskin, this is Congresswoman Vivian Ross. 86 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,193 - How do you do? - My pleasure. 87 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:36,694 Carole? - Yes, hello. 88 00:04:36,736 --> 00:04:37,904 It's so nice to meet you. 89 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,781 Thank you so much for sponsoring our bill. 90 00:04:39,822 --> 00:04:42,700 - The Big Cat Public Safety Act. It's a good name. 91 00:04:42,742 --> 00:04:44,952 - Ah. - My wife is very creative. 92 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:49,457 - I didn't realize you were a dog person. 93 00:04:49,499 --> 00:04:52,126 - Oh, is that an issue? [laughs] 94 00:04:52,168 --> 00:04:54,420 - No, of course not. 95 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:56,255 - Well, I'm happy to report 96 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:58,841 we're bringing your legislation to my sub-committee. 97 00:04:58,883 --> 00:05:01,677 - Oh, my gosh, that's great news, great news. 98 00:05:01,719 --> 00:05:03,679 - Oh, wow, so then we can bring it to the House floor? 99 00:05:03,721 --> 00:05:05,056 - Oh, not so fast. 100 00:05:05,098 --> 00:05:06,724 There are a couple of hurdles first, 101 00:05:06,766 --> 00:05:08,976 including your testimony before my committee. 102 00:05:09,018 --> 00:05:10,770 - Ah, okay, well, 103 00:05:10,812 --> 00:05:14,607 as long as you're there to whip up votes, I will do my part. 104 00:05:14,649 --> 00:05:16,943 - Fair warning, my fellow members are gonna grill you, 105 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,611 so you have to know your stuff. 106 00:05:18,653 --> 00:05:20,279 You're going to have to show them why this bill 107 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:23,366 makes sense for them and their constituents. 108 00:05:23,408 --> 00:05:25,326 - Can do. Ready to be grilled. 109 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:27,245 - You're doing great stuff. 110 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:31,833 And to think, I always thought cat people were a little weird. 111 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:33,584 - [laughs] 112 00:05:33,626 --> 00:05:35,044 - [chuckles] 113 00:05:37,463 --> 00:05:39,006 [tigers bellowing] 114 00:05:39,048 --> 00:05:40,967 [birds chirping] 115 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:46,264 [engine roaring] 116 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:49,225 - What's going on? 117 00:05:49,267 --> 00:05:51,102 - Waiting for Mr. Moneybags. 118 00:05:51,144 --> 00:05:53,020 Wanna give him the red carpet treatment, you know? 119 00:05:53,062 --> 00:05:54,147 This is a biggie for us. 120 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:55,481 I want everyone to be on point today. 121 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:56,816 - What can I do to help? 122 00:05:56,858 --> 00:05:59,819 - You just keep bein' you. That's all I need. 123 00:06:01,821 --> 00:06:03,281 [DMX's "Party Up (Up In Here)"] 124 00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:05,992 - * Whoo, y'all gon' make me lose my mind * 125 00:06:06,034 --> 00:06:08,411 * Up in here, up in here * 126 00:06:08,453 --> 00:06:10,788 * Y'all gon' make me go all out * 127 00:06:10,830 --> 00:06:13,207 * Up in here, up in here * 128 00:06:13,249 --> 00:06:16,252 * Y'all gon' make me act a fool * 129 00:06:16,294 --> 00:06:18,129 - Jeff Lowe. [car chirps] 130 00:06:18,171 --> 00:06:21,591 Damn nice to finally meet you in person. 131 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:23,676 And this must be your... 132 00:06:23,718 --> 00:06:25,511 - Wife. - Right. 133 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,805 - This is Lauren. - Hi. 134 00:06:27,847 --> 00:06:29,682 - Welcome to our little slice of paradise. 135 00:06:29,724 --> 00:06:31,601 * * 136 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:33,770 - It always smell like this? 137 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:35,104 - * Ain't nothing y'all can do * 138 00:06:35,146 --> 00:06:37,523 - * Ain't nothin' y'all can do now * 139 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:40,693 [camel grunting] 140 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:44,822 - Where the fuck did you get a camel? 141 00:06:44,864 --> 00:06:46,991 - Hell, Jeff, we got 50 species of animals, 142 00:06:47,033 --> 00:06:50,161 over 200 big cats, livin' their best life 143 00:06:50,203 --> 00:06:53,664 in cages as clean as a nun's wet spot. 144 00:06:53,706 --> 00:06:56,000 Plus I got state of the art security now too. 145 00:06:56,042 --> 00:06:58,920 I got a hundred cameras all around the park. 146 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:00,546 You know why I do all that? 147 00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:02,048 - I'm pretty sure you're gonna tell me. 148 00:07:02,090 --> 00:07:03,508 - 'Cause ain't nobody gonna love on your cats 149 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:04,759 the way I'm gonna. 150 00:07:04,801 --> 00:07:06,469 This park is my whole life. 151 00:07:06,511 --> 00:07:07,845 - Hey. 152 00:07:07,887 --> 00:07:10,306 So was the one I used to own, 153 00:07:10,348 --> 00:07:12,308 before those animal rights pricks shut it down. 154 00:07:12,350 --> 00:07:14,060 - Don't get me started on those motherfuckers. 155 00:07:14,102 --> 00:07:15,728 - I heard they came for you too. 156 00:07:15,770 --> 00:07:17,855 - Yeah, they still are. That bitch Carole Baskin? 157 00:07:17,897 --> 00:07:19,816 Got a hard-on for me. 158 00:07:19,857 --> 00:07:21,192 - She's the worst of the bunch. 159 00:07:21,234 --> 00:07:23,611 - Seriously, I think Carole comes when she thinks 160 00:07:23,653 --> 00:07:25,029 about putting me out of business. 161 00:07:25,071 --> 00:07:26,489 - Now, Joe, Joe. 162 00:07:26,531 --> 00:07:28,741 Promise me that you'll never use the words "Carole Baskin" 163 00:07:28,783 --> 00:07:30,201 and "come" again in the same sentence. 164 00:07:30,243 --> 00:07:32,412 - Yeah, there ain't enough Viagra in the world. 165 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:34,455 [both laugh] 166 00:07:35,039 --> 00:07:36,624 - What you got there? - Look at these. 167 00:07:36,666 --> 00:07:37,792 - Oh, my God. 168 00:07:37,834 --> 00:07:39,335 - I love the condoms with you on them. 169 00:07:39,377 --> 00:07:41,170 - Take as many as you want, on the house. 170 00:07:41,212 --> 00:07:42,714 - That's okay, the last thing I want to see 171 00:07:42,755 --> 00:07:45,341 before I hit this is your face. 172 00:07:45,383 --> 00:07:47,260 - Will you guys hang tight? 173 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,220 This Baskin root canal 174 00:07:49,262 --> 00:07:50,722 shouldn't take more than a few minutes. 175 00:07:50,763 --> 00:07:53,683 - Hey, you give that bitch hell, all right, Joe? 176 00:07:53,725 --> 00:07:56,269 For all of us, all right? 177 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:58,229 - Okay, so, once everyone signs off 178 00:07:58,271 --> 00:08:01,065 on the final terms of payment, my office will handle the rest, 179 00:08:01,107 --> 00:08:02,859 unless you have any objections. 180 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:05,069 - [sighs] Are you kidding? 181 00:08:05,111 --> 00:08:08,448 We're only too happy to finally put this to bed. 182 00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:09,991 - Okay, good. 183 00:08:10,033 --> 00:08:11,325 [beep] 184 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:14,370 Hi, this is Sidney Pierce representing the Baskins. 185 00:08:14,412 --> 00:08:17,206 - Hi, this is Joe, representing my own goddamn self 186 00:08:17,248 --> 00:08:20,043 'cause I can't afford a fuckin' lawyer anymore thanks to you. 187 00:08:21,627 --> 00:08:24,464 - Okay, well, Mr. Schreibvogel, 188 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:27,884 I'm assuming that you received the final schedule of payments. 189 00:08:27,925 --> 00:08:29,260 - Yeah, I got them, but I can't make 190 00:08:29,302 --> 00:08:31,137 these payments during the winter. 191 00:08:31,179 --> 00:08:32,680 - And why's that? 192 00:08:32,722 --> 00:08:34,265 - Because this ain't Tampa. 193 00:08:34,307 --> 00:08:36,851 I work a seasonal business. How many kids you know 194 00:08:36,893 --> 00:08:39,896 like walkin' around a zoo freezin' their asses off? 195 00:08:39,937 --> 00:08:43,107 - So what are you proposing? 196 00:08:43,149 --> 00:08:46,194 - How about you show some humanity and cut me a break? 197 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:49,781 I'm doin' everything I can here. 198 00:08:49,822 --> 00:08:51,449 - Um, one second please. 199 00:08:51,491 --> 00:08:53,618 [line beeps] 200 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:55,703 Carole? 201 00:08:55,745 --> 00:08:57,622 - Can't do it. 202 00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:59,248 I'm not here to make friends. 203 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:01,334 I have to do what's best for the cats. 204 00:09:05,213 --> 00:09:07,298 - I'm afraid that's not going to work for us, Joe. 205 00:09:07,340 --> 00:09:09,133 - Why don't you come out and tell the truth, Carole, 206 00:09:09,175 --> 00:09:11,427 that you won't stop till you take my zoo from me. 207 00:09:11,469 --> 00:09:13,805 Ain't that the big fuckin' end game here? 208 00:09:13,846 --> 00:09:16,307 - Joe, this is Howard. 209 00:09:16,349 --> 00:09:20,645 This isn't a negotiation. You have no leverage here. 210 00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:25,983 - You know, this is all such a big goddamn waste of time. 211 00:09:26,025 --> 00:09:28,903 This is so far from fuckin' being acceptable. 212 00:09:28,945 --> 00:09:30,488 So why don't you take those payments 213 00:09:30,530 --> 00:09:33,908 and why don't you shove them right up your lily white asses? 214 00:09:33,950 --> 00:09:36,160 - I'm sorry, who's speaking please? 215 00:09:36,202 --> 00:09:38,162 If you're not an official part of these proceedings, 216 00:09:38,204 --> 00:09:39,247 we're going to have to terminate the call-- 217 00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:40,998 - Jeff Lowe. 218 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:44,252 I'm Joe's new partner. 219 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:45,878 And you, Howard? 220 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,505 You can go fuck yourself. 221 00:09:47,547 --> 00:09:50,925 And while you're at it, you can fuck your cunt wife. 222 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:54,679 [exciting music] 223 00:09:54,721 --> 00:09:56,222 - Partner? 224 00:09:56,264 --> 00:09:58,224 * * 225 00:10:03,688 --> 00:10:04,856 - What, do you wanna bet 226 00:10:04,897 --> 00:10:06,441 that Howard and Carole shit their diapers? 227 00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:07,859 - Only thing that would've made that better 228 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:09,861 if I could've seen the bitch's face when you said it. 229 00:10:09,902 --> 00:10:11,779 That was goddamn inspired. 230 00:10:11,821 --> 00:10:13,656 - Yeah, well, what can I say? Someone's gotta teach 231 00:10:13,698 --> 00:10:15,867 those assholes they can't fuck around with us anymore. 232 00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:18,036 - Fuckin' A. - Fuckin' A. 233 00:10:18,077 --> 00:10:20,163 - Okay. So how does this work? 234 00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:21,998 I've never had a partner before. 235 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:25,376 - Well... [sighs] 236 00:10:25,418 --> 00:10:28,421 The way I see it, you got a zoo with no money. 237 00:10:28,463 --> 00:10:32,258 I got money, but no zoo. Seems like a win-win to me. 238 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:34,385 - Yeah, but any money you put in the zoo 239 00:10:34,427 --> 00:10:36,387 is gonna end up in the Baskins' pocket. 240 00:10:36,429 --> 00:10:38,639 - Right, okay, but what if, on paper, it's not yours? 241 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:42,060 - I tried that. Signed it over to my mom. 242 00:10:42,101 --> 00:10:44,395 Carole got the court to undo it. 243 00:10:44,437 --> 00:10:47,732 Damn, she and her husband are like goddamn legal ninjas. 244 00:10:47,774 --> 00:10:49,734 - Wait, wait, hold on a second, you transferred it? 245 00:10:49,776 --> 00:10:52,862 Oh, Joe, God damn it, man, you can't do it like that. 246 00:10:52,904 --> 00:10:54,822 - Yeah, I mean, I know that now. 247 00:10:54,864 --> 00:10:56,574 - [sighs] 248 00:10:56,616 --> 00:10:58,242 The Baskins aren't the only ones 249 00:10:58,284 --> 00:11:00,161 with good lawyers, okay, so follow me here. 250 00:11:00,203 --> 00:11:01,621 We're gonna dissolve this zoo. 251 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,247 And we're going to form a new entity 252 00:11:03,289 --> 00:11:05,291 under my name, all right? 253 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,251 This way, if the Baskins wanna come after us, 254 00:11:07,293 --> 00:11:08,836 they're gonna have to file a new lawsuit 255 00:11:08,878 --> 00:11:10,797 and they're gonna get tied up in court for years 256 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,382 and years to come and they're gonna have to spend 257 00:11:12,423 --> 00:11:15,718 every last goddamn cent they have. 258 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,763 - Like the sound of that. - I knew you would. 259 00:11:18,805 --> 00:11:21,099 One condition though, Joe. 260 00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:22,725 You gotta keep running this place. 261 00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:24,852 I got other businesses I gotta attend to. 262 00:11:24,894 --> 00:11:26,646 - So I stay in charge? 263 00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:28,064 - Yeah, you stay in charge, will you? 264 00:11:28,106 --> 00:11:29,649 We'll even give you, like, a fancy title 265 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,109 like creative director. 266 00:11:31,150 --> 00:11:33,403 - No, entertainment director. 267 00:11:33,444 --> 00:11:34,862 - Sure. 268 00:11:34,904 --> 00:11:36,072 - I like entertainment director. 269 00:11:36,114 --> 00:11:37,407 - Whatever. 270 00:11:37,448 --> 00:11:38,783 Doesn't matter, right? The point is, 271 00:11:38,825 --> 00:11:40,076 nothing's gonna change, okay? 272 00:11:40,118 --> 00:11:41,494 The Baskins are not gonna be able to touch you. 273 00:11:41,536 --> 00:11:43,996 Every dime that I give you will go back into this zoo 274 00:11:44,038 --> 00:11:46,290 to make it better than ever before, mm? 275 00:11:46,332 --> 00:11:48,167 - Shit, Jeff, where you been all my life? 276 00:11:48,209 --> 00:11:49,210 - [chuckles] 277 00:11:49,252 --> 00:11:52,171 [rock music] 278 00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:55,800 - Can't believe those two are banding together now. 279 00:11:55,842 --> 00:11:58,344 - They're desperate. 280 00:11:58,386 --> 00:12:02,432 - It's like the Joker and Penguin have joined forces 281 00:12:02,473 --> 00:12:06,102 to wreak havoc on New York City. 282 00:12:06,144 --> 00:12:08,020 - Gotham. 283 00:12:08,062 --> 00:12:10,148 - What? [knock on door] 284 00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:12,608 - I just saw Sidney leave. 285 00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:14,277 Does that mean you guys are done? 286 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:15,945 - Not as done as we hoped. 287 00:12:15,987 --> 00:12:18,156 - Aw. 288 00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:19,824 - You know what? 289 00:12:19,866 --> 00:12:21,200 No. 290 00:12:21,242 --> 00:12:23,202 We're gonna take Joe down with all the others. 291 00:12:23,244 --> 00:12:24,704 Let's do this. 292 00:12:24,746 --> 00:12:26,247 If we're gonna pass this bill in Washington, 293 00:12:26,289 --> 00:12:28,207 we need to be prepared. 294 00:12:28,249 --> 00:12:30,668 - Bring in the binders, please! 295 00:12:30,710 --> 00:12:33,629 [bright whimsical music] 296 00:12:33,671 --> 00:12:40,595 * * 297 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:49,395 - If you're not careful, you're gonna crack that thing. 298 00:12:53,316 --> 00:12:54,817 - Joe left something for you. 299 00:13:02,158 --> 00:13:03,534 - You take it. 300 00:13:03,576 --> 00:13:04,577 - Wait, what? 301 00:13:04,619 --> 00:13:06,204 You're gonna turn down a free Xbox? 302 00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:09,499 - Ain't nothing free at this zoo. 303 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:12,377 - Okay, come on, can we just open it and play it please? 304 00:13:12,418 --> 00:13:14,253 - Look, if you're bored, 305 00:13:14,295 --> 00:13:15,546 why don't you go shoot some Tannerite? 306 00:13:15,588 --> 00:13:17,215 - I'm not bored. 307 00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:19,550 Everybody has shit to do here except for me. 308 00:13:19,592 --> 00:13:21,052 [sighs] 309 00:13:21,094 --> 00:13:22,720 - You say that like it's a bad thing. 310 00:13:22,762 --> 00:13:24,180 - [softly] Fuck it. 311 00:13:44,742 --> 00:13:46,244 - There you go. 312 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:50,289 Problem solved. 313 00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:55,586 [soft dramatic music] 314 00:13:55,628 --> 00:14:02,093 * * 315 00:14:02,135 --> 00:14:04,387 [tense music] 316 00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:07,098 - [whispers] Wakey-wakey. 317 00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:08,141 - Ah! Shit! 318 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:09,809 - [laughs] 319 00:14:09,851 --> 00:14:11,310 - What the hell, man? 320 00:14:11,352 --> 00:14:13,104 - Dude! Did you piss yourself? 321 00:14:13,146 --> 00:14:14,856 You totally, totally pissed yourself! 322 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,191 - Screw you, man. I wouldn't piss myself! 323 00:14:17,233 --> 00:14:18,568 I was just tryin' to rest for like ten minutes 324 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,319 while Joe was takin' a shit. 325 00:14:20,361 --> 00:14:22,989 - Oh, dude, I'm sorry. I was just messin' around. 326 00:14:23,031 --> 00:14:24,824 Are you mad at me? 327 00:14:24,866 --> 00:14:27,243 It's not like I pulled the trigger. 328 00:14:27,285 --> 00:14:28,828 - Ah... 329 00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:31,873 I know you didn't mean anything by it, you knucklehead. 330 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,125 Don't you got something better to do? 331 00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:36,419 - Not really. 332 00:14:38,004 --> 00:14:40,798 - Hey, you okay? 333 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,300 - Y--yeah. 334 00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:44,135 No, it's just my ride crapped out. 335 00:14:44,177 --> 00:14:46,471 I was hoping you could fix it for me. 336 00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:48,306 - You're lucky I like you, kid. 337 00:14:48,347 --> 00:14:49,974 Grab my toolbox and some rags. 338 00:14:50,016 --> 00:14:51,726 - Wait, what? 339 00:14:51,768 --> 00:14:53,269 - Well, I ain't gonna do it on my own. 340 00:14:53,311 --> 00:14:54,520 - I don't know how to do it. 341 00:14:54,562 --> 00:14:56,481 - Well, grab my toolbox and I'll show you. 342 00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:59,734 Help me roll it in. 343 00:14:59,776 --> 00:15:01,235 All right, make sure that's tight. 344 00:15:01,277 --> 00:15:02,987 You don't want that carburetor bouncing around. 345 00:15:03,029 --> 00:15:04,364 - Got it. 346 00:15:04,405 --> 00:15:06,908 I think that's as tight as it'll go. 347 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,659 - All right, well, let's start it up then. 348 00:15:08,701 --> 00:15:11,788 [rock music playing on radio] 349 00:15:11,829 --> 00:15:14,791 * * 350 00:15:14,832 --> 00:15:17,668 [engine starts] 351 00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:19,587 - Holy shit! We did it. 352 00:15:19,629 --> 00:15:20,463 Whoo! 353 00:15:20,505 --> 00:15:23,174 Legends! [laughs] 354 00:15:23,216 --> 00:15:25,093 Whoo! 355 00:15:25,134 --> 00:15:26,886 [both laugh] 356 00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:29,931 - Congressman Longstreet's record on animal rights? 357 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,891 - He supports the Lacey Act, but he was quoted 358 00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:33,518 in "The New York Times" as saying that animal rights 359 00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:34,811 are property rights. 360 00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:35,853 - Very good. 361 00:15:35,895 --> 00:15:37,188 How many committee members own cats? 362 00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:38,398 - Six. 363 00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:39,482 - By party? 364 00:15:39,524 --> 00:15:41,150 - Three Dem, two Repub. 365 00:15:41,192 --> 00:15:42,485 - That's only five. 366 00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:44,404 - Trick question, Representative DeMartino 367 00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:46,531 is an independent. - [chuckles] 368 00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:48,157 Oh, I thought I had you on that one. 369 00:15:48,199 --> 00:15:50,493 Very good. I think you're ready. 370 00:15:50,535 --> 00:15:52,662 - No, no, we gotta go again. - No, Carole. 371 00:15:52,704 --> 00:15:54,664 You've been cramming at work, cramming at home. 372 00:15:54,706 --> 00:15:55,915 - No, that sucked. We gotta go again. 373 00:15:55,957 --> 00:15:58,835 Have to go again. - You need to work smart. 374 00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:02,130 All right? Take a break, relaxes the mind. 375 00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:03,339 - Howard, I cannot take a break. 376 00:16:03,381 --> 00:16:05,842 Not now, please. 377 00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:07,969 - Okay. - No. Don't do that. 378 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:11,013 - Just five minutes, then we'll get back to it. 379 00:16:11,055 --> 00:16:12,890 ["Lady in Red" playing] - Oh, no, no. 380 00:16:12,932 --> 00:16:15,935 There are 17 binders here-- - May I have this dance? 381 00:16:15,977 --> 00:16:18,104 May I have... - No. I'm not a dancer. 382 00:16:18,146 --> 00:16:20,022 - [groans] 383 00:16:20,064 --> 00:16:23,401 - Can't refuse the Howard. - Okay, five minutes. 384 00:16:23,443 --> 00:16:26,821 - Isn't that nice? - * Lady in red * 385 00:16:26,863 --> 00:16:30,241 * * 386 00:16:30,283 --> 00:16:33,619 - * Is dancing with me * 387 00:16:33,661 --> 00:16:34,871 - You're still working. 388 00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:37,081 - What? I'm sorry, I can't help it! 389 00:16:37,123 --> 00:16:38,332 [doorbell rings] Oh, the door. 390 00:16:38,374 --> 00:16:41,961 - Ah, and she escapes. - Oh, dear, the door. 391 00:16:42,003 --> 00:16:43,921 Slides. Slides. 392 00:16:43,963 --> 00:16:46,090 - No one can accuse you of being underprepared. 393 00:16:46,132 --> 00:16:47,633 [both chuckle] 394 00:16:49,177 --> 00:16:51,471 Those Congress people have no idea what's coming. 395 00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:54,557 - Yeah, a high school dropout in a cat bra. 396 00:16:54,599 --> 00:16:56,642 - Mom? You got this. 397 00:16:56,684 --> 00:16:58,227 - No, seriously, what am I doing? 398 00:16:58,269 --> 00:16:59,604 I can't even stop Joe Exotic. 399 00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:01,439 I think I'm gonna get a bill through Congress? 400 00:17:01,481 --> 00:17:03,274 Come on. - Are you serious? 401 00:17:03,316 --> 00:17:05,109 This is what you have been working for. 402 00:17:05,151 --> 00:17:07,904 - I know, I just never thought it would actually happen. 403 00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:09,781 - Yes, you did. 404 00:17:09,822 --> 00:17:11,491 You always thought that you could do things 405 00:17:11,532 --> 00:17:14,243 that other people said you couldn't. 406 00:17:14,285 --> 00:17:16,954 You have sacrificed so much for this chance, okay? 407 00:17:16,996 --> 00:17:20,458 And it's all gonna be worth it when you win. 408 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:24,754 - I wasn't the only one who sacrificed. 409 00:17:24,796 --> 00:17:29,133 Why don't you come with me? 410 00:17:29,175 --> 00:17:30,676 - What? 411 00:17:30,718 --> 00:17:33,096 - To Washington, I think you should come with me. 412 00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:35,598 - What about Valerie? 413 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:36,974 I mean, she's been helping you prep. 414 00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:39,310 - Valerie is magical, but Valerie... 415 00:17:39,352 --> 00:17:42,313 [sighs] Is not my daughter. 416 00:17:42,355 --> 00:17:43,815 - You really want me to come? 417 00:17:43,856 --> 00:17:45,942 - Well, I can't bring Howard. 418 00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:49,696 Howard is a distraction. Howard will just make me dance. 419 00:17:49,737 --> 00:17:51,197 - [laughs] - Yeah? 420 00:17:51,239 --> 00:17:54,575 You and me, Wash? Ah! 421 00:17:54,617 --> 00:17:57,537 [ringing tone] 422 00:17:57,578 --> 00:17:59,664 * * 423 00:17:59,706 --> 00:18:01,833 - I'm gonna be a dad? 424 00:18:11,467 --> 00:18:14,011 I'm gonna be a dad? - [laughs] 425 00:18:14,053 --> 00:18:17,515 - Are you fuckin' kidding me? Are you fuckin' kidding me? 426 00:18:17,557 --> 00:18:19,350 - John, what the hell's goin' on in there? 427 00:18:19,392 --> 00:18:23,062 Quit clowning around. I can see you on my phone. 428 00:18:25,273 --> 00:18:27,483 - Sorry about that, Joe. 429 00:18:27,525 --> 00:18:29,819 - Just get back to work now! 430 00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:36,117 - No. 431 00:18:39,954 --> 00:18:42,331 [tense music] 432 00:18:42,373 --> 00:18:43,583 - What the... 433 00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:47,378 * * 434 00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:50,048 - John, what are you doing? 435 00:18:50,089 --> 00:18:57,055 * * 436 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,810 - You got a lot of nerve, flippin' me off! 437 00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:07,607 - Amber's pregnant. 438 00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:12,653 - So, what do I care? 439 00:19:12,695 --> 00:19:14,614 - I'm the father. 440 00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:19,744 Now, look, 441 00:19:19,786 --> 00:19:21,788 I know you might find this hard to hear, 442 00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:24,499 and you and I been through a lot. 443 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:27,043 But you gotta know the truth. 444 00:19:32,173 --> 00:19:34,675 - Look. 445 00:19:34,717 --> 00:19:37,303 You screwed up. 446 00:19:37,345 --> 00:19:39,764 It happens. 447 00:19:39,806 --> 00:19:42,141 Send her to the clinic-- - Excuse me? 448 00:19:42,183 --> 00:19:45,478 - And you and me, we'll figure this out. 449 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,022 - You don't fuckin' get it, man. 450 00:19:48,064 --> 00:19:51,693 - Don't tell me you have feelings for that whore. 451 00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:54,487 - Don't talk about her like that. 452 00:19:54,529 --> 00:19:55,822 - Hey, what's goin' on? 453 00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:58,533 - This between me and John and my ex-employee. 454 00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:00,159 That's right, your ass is fuckin' fired. 455 00:20:00,201 --> 00:20:01,452 - Yeah, I figured. 456 00:20:01,494 --> 00:20:02,662 - And if you're looking for a recommendation, 457 00:20:02,704 --> 00:20:03,788 here it is: 458 00:20:03,830 --> 00:20:05,998 fuck you and your goddamn twat 459 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,458 that you rode in on! - Yeah? 460 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,419 Guess what? 461 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:11,546 [thudding] 462 00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:13,256 I'm goin' with her. 463 00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:15,925 - John, what are you doing? 464 00:20:15,967 --> 00:20:18,678 - You really gonna walk away from me? 465 00:20:20,930 --> 00:20:22,515 I'm the only one who ever loved you. 466 00:20:22,557 --> 00:20:26,102 - You don't love people. 467 00:20:26,144 --> 00:20:28,354 You collect them. 468 00:20:28,396 --> 00:20:30,273 Just like those goddamn cats. 469 00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:32,734 - Bullshit! 470 00:20:32,775 --> 00:20:34,527 You're gonna throw away everything 471 00:20:34,569 --> 00:20:37,196 over some used up piece of trash? 472 00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:42,952 - I told you not to fuckin' talk about her like that! 473 00:20:42,994 --> 00:20:46,330 - Okay, let's everyone just calm down. 474 00:20:46,372 --> 00:20:49,167 - Fuck him. Fuck him. 475 00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:51,002 Let's go. 476 00:20:52,211 --> 00:20:53,546 - I got news for you. 477 00:20:53,588 --> 00:20:56,174 That baby is gonna grow up to be 478 00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:58,718 a worthless piece of shit just like both of you! 479 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,512 - Take it easy. Dude, take it easy. 480 00:21:01,554 --> 00:21:03,848 - John! John! 481 00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:06,350 John! John! 482 00:21:06,392 --> 00:21:08,227 - Hey, hey! 483 00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:13,316 - [groans] 484 00:21:16,277 --> 00:21:19,155 - Rink, I'm sorry, man. 485 00:21:19,197 --> 00:21:20,740 - I'm okay, buddy. 486 00:21:20,782 --> 00:21:23,659 [somber music] 487 00:21:23,701 --> 00:21:30,833 * * 488 00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:39,092 - Take care of yourself. 489 00:21:56,317 --> 00:21:58,778 - Shit. 490 00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:03,366 Hey, Joe, if you're not up for it, 491 00:22:03,408 --> 00:22:06,536 you can always give these folks a raincheck. 492 00:22:06,577 --> 00:22:09,706 - I don't cancel shows. 493 00:22:09,747 --> 00:22:11,541 - Yeah? 494 00:22:18,715 --> 00:22:20,466 [microphone feedback whines] 495 00:22:20,508 --> 00:22:23,094 Hey, folks, who's ready to see some tigers? 496 00:22:23,136 --> 00:22:24,762 [cheers and applause] Yeah. 497 00:22:24,804 --> 00:22:26,681 Yeah. 498 00:22:26,723 --> 00:22:28,433 - Yeah, we're ready. 499 00:22:32,478 --> 00:22:34,814 Yeah, we got some of the greatest-- 500 00:22:34,856 --> 00:22:37,984 we got great--we... 501 00:22:41,821 --> 00:22:44,574 [feedback whines] 502 00:22:44,615 --> 00:22:45,867 You know, people ask me why 503 00:22:45,908 --> 00:22:49,328 I spend so much time with cats. 504 00:22:49,370 --> 00:22:52,498 Pretty simple. 505 00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:55,043 Cats don't want to rip your heart out 506 00:22:55,084 --> 00:22:57,170 and then stomp all over it. 507 00:22:59,714 --> 00:23:02,842 Sometimes it seems like there ain't no such thing 508 00:23:02,884 --> 00:23:04,844 as loyalty anymore, know what I mean? 509 00:23:05,887 --> 00:23:09,223 The people you care about the most, 510 00:23:09,265 --> 00:23:13,144 well, they're the ones that can break you... 511 00:23:13,186 --> 00:23:15,813 and leave you for dead. 512 00:23:15,855 --> 00:23:17,315 I ain't gonna lie. 513 00:23:17,356 --> 00:23:20,443 It's hard for me to be up here right now. 514 00:23:20,485 --> 00:23:22,570 But you paid your hard-earned money, 515 00:23:22,612 --> 00:23:24,280 brought your families here. 516 00:23:26,741 --> 00:23:29,035 Just didn't want to let you down. 517 00:23:31,037 --> 00:23:33,164 - We're with you, Joe! 518 00:23:40,046 --> 00:23:42,382 - You been through hard times, too, I bet. 519 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:50,348 You all know what it's like to hurt, don't you? 520 00:23:50,390 --> 00:23:52,475 - I'm barely holding on to my farm! 521 00:23:52,517 --> 00:23:54,394 - Yeah, I knew I wasn't the only one. 522 00:23:54,435 --> 00:23:57,188 We're all hurtin' in this country. 523 00:23:57,230 --> 00:24:00,525 Sometimes it feels like people don't care. 524 00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:03,528 That we're all alone. 525 00:24:03,569 --> 00:24:06,155 But I'll tell you what. 526 00:24:06,197 --> 00:24:10,868 It's you all that keep me going, 527 00:24:10,910 --> 00:24:12,870 and I'm gonna keep you going. 528 00:24:12,912 --> 00:24:15,873 [cheers and applause] 529 00:24:15,915 --> 00:24:19,419 [sweeping music] 530 00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:26,384 * * 531 00:24:32,390 --> 00:24:34,434 I think I should run for governor. 532 00:24:34,475 --> 00:24:36,477 - [laughs] 533 00:24:36,519 --> 00:24:38,146 - I mean it! 534 00:24:38,187 --> 00:24:40,022 - What do you know about politics? 535 00:24:40,064 --> 00:24:41,774 - Shit, Trump did it. 536 00:24:41,816 --> 00:24:42,984 - Do you even vote? 537 00:24:43,026 --> 00:24:44,527 - What's that got to do with anything? 538 00:24:44,569 --> 00:24:46,487 And what the hell are you even doing here with Rink? 539 00:24:46,529 --> 00:24:48,114 - I was helpin' him fix the tractor. 540 00:24:48,156 --> 00:24:49,574 I'm actually getting pretty good at it. 541 00:24:49,615 --> 00:24:51,534 - I gotta ask you, Joe, this governor thing, 542 00:24:51,576 --> 00:24:54,037 is this because-- is this 'cause of John? 543 00:24:54,078 --> 00:24:55,204 - What? 544 00:24:55,246 --> 00:24:56,622 - Just call him, man. Make peace. 545 00:24:56,664 --> 00:24:59,542 - You know, fuck John and that skinny-ass home-wrecker. 546 00:24:59,584 --> 00:25:01,544 He don't give a shit about me, but the people out there, 547 00:25:01,586 --> 00:25:03,046 they love me. 548 00:25:03,087 --> 00:25:04,422 And they need someone to fight for them. 549 00:25:04,464 --> 00:25:05,840 - All right, but running for governor 550 00:25:05,882 --> 00:25:06,924 ain't just words, Joe, you know? 551 00:25:06,966 --> 00:25:08,092 You gotta build a whole campaign, 552 00:25:08,134 --> 00:25:09,594 and that takes political know-how. 553 00:25:09,635 --> 00:25:12,930 - You know, you're right. I wouldn't know where to start. 554 00:25:12,972 --> 00:25:15,058 [determined music] 555 00:25:15,099 --> 00:25:16,476 I know. 556 00:25:16,517 --> 00:25:18,644 I'm gonna put an ad on Craigslist. 557 00:25:18,686 --> 00:25:22,315 * * 558 00:25:22,356 --> 00:25:24,609 - So you'll have ten minutes for prepared remarks. 559 00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:26,611 Then questions, five minutes per representative. 560 00:25:26,652 --> 00:25:28,279 - Mm-hmm. Got it. 561 00:25:28,321 --> 00:25:30,031 - There's cameras, but don't be nervous. 562 00:25:30,073 --> 00:25:31,240 It's just C-SPAN. 563 00:25:31,282 --> 00:25:32,700 Ready? - Yeah. Thanks. 564 00:25:32,742 --> 00:25:34,952 * * 565 00:25:34,994 --> 00:25:36,871 - Oh, my God, this is insane. 566 00:25:36,913 --> 00:25:38,039 - I know. [chuckles] 567 00:25:38,081 --> 00:25:39,999 - I have to get a photo. 568 00:25:40,041 --> 00:25:41,626 - Yes, but play it cool. 569 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,421 [camera shutter clicks] Okay. 570 00:25:45,463 --> 00:25:47,840 - Carole Baskin? 571 00:25:47,882 --> 00:25:50,051 How the hell are ya? [chuckles] 572 00:25:50,093 --> 00:25:51,928 Forgive me. We haven't officially met. 573 00:25:51,969 --> 00:25:53,262 Doc Antle. 574 00:25:53,304 --> 00:25:55,139 - Yes, I know who you are. - Good. 575 00:25:55,181 --> 00:25:56,682 You know, when I heard about this bill, 576 00:25:56,724 --> 00:25:59,143 I just knew I had to give the committee a chance 577 00:25:59,185 --> 00:26:00,478 to hear the other side. 578 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,897 You know, balance the scales, so to speak. 579 00:26:02,939 --> 00:26:05,566 Who is this lovely young lady? 580 00:26:05,608 --> 00:26:07,485 - This is my daughter. - Oh. 581 00:26:07,527 --> 00:26:10,738 - And she has come to watch me castrate your business. 582 00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:12,657 - Is that ri-- 583 00:26:12,699 --> 00:26:14,075 [both laugh] 584 00:26:14,117 --> 00:26:17,286 Well, I love that confidence. 585 00:26:17,328 --> 00:26:19,664 Well, you break a leg. 586 00:26:19,706 --> 00:26:21,999 But you should know that I've known Joe Exotic 587 00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:23,126 for quite a long time 588 00:26:23,167 --> 00:26:24,752 and consider him a protégé of sorts, 589 00:26:24,794 --> 00:26:29,298 so I'm gonna enjoy watching you choke. 590 00:26:29,340 --> 00:26:31,884 You call me if you're ever lookin' for work. 591 00:26:31,926 --> 00:26:34,011 - Aren't I too old for you? 592 00:26:34,053 --> 00:26:36,389 - Whoa! Feisty. 593 00:26:36,431 --> 00:26:38,224 Just like her mom, huh? 594 00:26:38,266 --> 00:26:40,685 - Wink at my kid one more time. 595 00:26:40,727 --> 00:26:42,019 Sit down. - Okay. 596 00:26:42,061 --> 00:26:45,732 I was just offering a job. No need to get upset. 597 00:26:48,401 --> 00:26:50,987 - Oh, God, I need a shower. 598 00:26:51,029 --> 00:26:55,408 - Mom, take no prisoners. 599 00:26:55,450 --> 00:26:57,076 - Got it. 600 00:26:57,118 --> 00:27:00,913 [soft dramatic music] 601 00:27:00,955 --> 00:27:03,249 - Mrs. Baskin, 602 00:27:03,291 --> 00:27:06,586 this committee has many urgent issues to address. 603 00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:10,590 Why is this the one that demands our attention now? 604 00:27:10,631 --> 00:27:13,176 - It is imperative that we pass this bill now 605 00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:15,803 because as we sit here, there are currently 606 00:27:15,845 --> 00:27:18,389 twice as many tigers living in captivity 607 00:27:18,431 --> 00:27:19,849 as there are in the wild. 608 00:27:19,891 --> 00:27:23,144 And these are cubs that are brought into the world 609 00:27:23,186 --> 00:27:26,397 exclusively for profit and exploitation. 610 00:27:26,439 --> 00:27:28,566 Think about it, Congressman Rutledge. 611 00:27:28,608 --> 00:27:29,859 These are babies. 612 00:27:29,901 --> 00:27:31,235 And we're allowing them to live 613 00:27:31,277 --> 00:27:34,405 in unregulated and inhumane facilities. 614 00:27:34,447 --> 00:27:36,240 And this is not just a moral issue. 615 00:27:36,282 --> 00:27:38,242 It is, of course, a public safety issue. 616 00:27:38,284 --> 00:27:41,162 500-pound carnivores are dangerous animals 617 00:27:41,204 --> 00:27:42,997 who will defend themselves to the death. 618 00:27:43,039 --> 00:27:44,582 Did you know, in many states, 619 00:27:44,624 --> 00:27:47,502 it is easier to purchase a tiger 620 00:27:47,543 --> 00:27:49,253 than it is to purchase a puppy? 621 00:27:49,295 --> 00:27:50,797 Since 1990, there have been 622 00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:53,007 more than 400 incidents of violence 623 00:27:53,049 --> 00:27:54,842 involving big cats in private homes, 624 00:27:54,884 --> 00:27:58,721 resulting in 24 deaths, 5 of them children. 625 00:27:58,763 --> 00:28:02,100 Just recently, an employee in a zoo in Oklahoma 626 00:28:02,141 --> 00:28:04,185 had his arm ripped off by a tiger. 627 00:28:04,227 --> 00:28:05,770 What would you do 628 00:28:05,812 --> 00:28:08,439 if a tiger got loose in your district? 629 00:28:08,481 --> 00:28:10,316 And what would you say to your constituents 630 00:28:10,358 --> 00:28:13,319 when they asked what you'd done to protect them? 631 00:28:13,361 --> 00:28:16,781 * * 632 00:28:16,823 --> 00:28:20,201 - Thank you for your testimony today, Mrs. Baskin. 633 00:28:20,243 --> 00:28:22,412 We've all learned a lot. 634 00:28:22,453 --> 00:28:24,163 - Thank you for the opportunity. 635 00:28:24,205 --> 00:28:25,915 Thank you. 636 00:28:25,957 --> 00:28:28,501 [soft indistinct chatter] 637 00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:42,807 - In my professional opinion, 638 00:28:42,849 --> 00:28:45,685 it's pretty late in the game to enter the primary. 639 00:28:45,727 --> 00:28:48,646 That being said, you're unlike any other candidate running. 640 00:28:48,688 --> 00:28:51,232 I'd love to start by hearing your positions. 641 00:28:51,274 --> 00:28:52,900 - Doggy, mostly. 642 00:28:52,942 --> 00:28:54,569 - [laughs] 643 00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:56,988 - [laughing] Oh, that's funny. 644 00:28:57,030 --> 00:28:58,948 But no, I mean your... 645 00:28:58,990 --> 00:29:02,118 - Look, Josh, nobody cares about my positions. 646 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,913 They connect to me 'cause I'm exactly who I say I am. 647 00:29:05,955 --> 00:29:07,331 - I told him this is crazy. 648 00:29:07,373 --> 00:29:10,209 - Ain't nothing wrong with crazy. 649 00:29:10,251 --> 00:29:12,420 Look, the only way you find out who you are, 650 00:29:12,462 --> 00:29:15,506 put yourself out there and say "fuck it." 651 00:29:15,548 --> 00:29:16,799 So let's cut to the chase. 652 00:29:16,841 --> 00:29:18,634 Do you think I could win this thing or what? 653 00:29:18,676 --> 00:29:22,597 - Well, I have a 77-county strategy, 654 00:29:22,638 --> 00:29:26,142 which I could really tailor to your particular strengths. 655 00:29:26,184 --> 00:29:27,685 - You hear that, Rink? 656 00:29:27,727 --> 00:29:29,270 He thinks I could really pull this off. 657 00:29:29,312 --> 00:29:30,772 - Just curious. 658 00:29:30,813 --> 00:29:33,900 How many winning campaigns have you run? 659 00:29:33,941 --> 00:29:36,277 - Well... 660 00:29:36,319 --> 00:29:37,695 zero. 661 00:29:37,737 --> 00:29:39,781 But I haven't had any losing ones either. 662 00:29:39,822 --> 00:29:41,866 - What? You've never run a campaign? 663 00:29:41,908 --> 00:29:44,786 - How do you, like, make your money? 664 00:29:44,827 --> 00:29:46,913 - I work at Walmart. [chuckles] 665 00:29:49,374 --> 00:29:51,459 I know I don't have a lot of experience, 666 00:29:51,501 --> 00:29:53,378 but I was a poli-sci major in college, 667 00:29:53,419 --> 00:29:56,923 I study politics in all my free time, 668 00:29:56,964 --> 00:29:59,467 and growing up as a gay kid in Oklahoma, 669 00:29:59,509 --> 00:30:00,885 there was one person I looked up to 670 00:30:00,927 --> 00:30:03,054 who wasn't afraid of being out and proud. 671 00:30:03,096 --> 00:30:05,598 And that's you, Joe. 672 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:10,061 So if you're willing to take a chance on me, 673 00:30:10,103 --> 00:30:11,938 I'm willing to ride with you. 674 00:30:14,357 --> 00:30:16,693 - Well, I... 675 00:30:16,734 --> 00:30:18,945 I think we've heard all we need to. 676 00:30:21,739 --> 00:30:23,950 Where do we start? [patriotic music] 677 00:30:23,991 --> 00:30:27,787 Ladies and gentleman, I've tried drugs, 678 00:30:27,829 --> 00:30:30,915 I've had some of the kinkiest sex you can imagine, 679 00:30:30,957 --> 00:30:32,500 and I'm broke as shit. 680 00:30:32,542 --> 00:30:34,627 But I took a bare piece of land 681 00:30:34,669 --> 00:30:39,048 and turned it into the largest privately-owned zoo 682 00:30:39,090 --> 00:30:40,842 in America. 683 00:30:40,883 --> 00:30:43,302 And I'll fix up Oklahoma the same way. 684 00:30:43,344 --> 00:30:45,930 I don't care if you're Republican, 685 00:30:45,972 --> 00:30:48,182 a Democrat, 686 00:30:48,224 --> 00:30:50,727 a pot smoker, or a meth head. 687 00:30:50,768 --> 00:30:53,938 I've never shrunk from a fight, and I will fight for you. 688 00:30:53,980 --> 00:30:55,565 I am Joe Maldonado, 689 00:30:55,606 --> 00:30:59,027 and I am running for Governor of the great state of Oklahoma. 690 00:30:59,068 --> 00:31:01,529 * * 691 00:31:06,909 --> 00:31:08,995 - It's just a mock up, but... 692 00:31:09,037 --> 00:31:11,205 what do you think? 693 00:31:11,247 --> 00:31:13,166 - Well, Josh, that's gotta be 694 00:31:13,207 --> 00:31:15,168 one of the most boring pieces of shit 695 00:31:15,209 --> 00:31:16,419 I ever seen in my life. 696 00:31:16,461 --> 00:31:18,046 Will you look at me? 697 00:31:18,087 --> 00:31:21,466 Is there anything about me that screams boring? 698 00:31:21,507 --> 00:31:23,051 Put some tiger stripes in there. 699 00:31:23,092 --> 00:31:25,011 Put my name in purple or hot pink. 700 00:31:25,053 --> 00:31:27,889 We gotta grab this audience by the nut sack. 701 00:31:27,930 --> 00:31:29,223 - Okay. 702 00:31:29,265 --> 00:31:31,809 - And hey, one more thing. 703 00:31:31,851 --> 00:31:34,562 When it's done, I want you to slap that bad boy 704 00:31:34,604 --> 00:31:36,147 all over Wynnewood 705 00:31:36,189 --> 00:31:40,276 so my ex John can see what a fuckin' mistake he made. 706 00:31:40,318 --> 00:31:42,362 Got it? - Copy that. 707 00:31:42,403 --> 00:31:44,614 In the meantime, I'd like to get your numbers up. 708 00:31:44,655 --> 00:31:46,157 - How's it looking? 709 00:31:46,199 --> 00:31:47,909 - Flash poll has us at 8%. 710 00:31:47,950 --> 00:31:50,495 - Damn. That's kind of a great start. 711 00:31:50,536 --> 00:31:52,663 - It's 8% of registered Libertarians. 712 00:31:52,705 --> 00:31:54,707 It's only a few hundred people. 713 00:31:54,749 --> 00:31:57,001 But we can make up ground. 714 00:31:57,043 --> 00:32:00,797 There's a parade this afternoon in Pauls Valley. 715 00:32:00,838 --> 00:32:02,006 That's a good opportunity. 716 00:32:02,048 --> 00:32:04,175 - Hey. Joe. [knocks on wall] 717 00:32:04,217 --> 00:32:06,094 Can I talk to you for a sec? I need to-- 718 00:32:07,512 --> 00:32:09,389 Need to, uh... 719 00:32:09,430 --> 00:32:10,556 what's going on here? 720 00:32:10,598 --> 00:32:11,849 - I'm running for governor, Jeff. 721 00:32:11,891 --> 00:32:14,310 I'm gonna clean this state up. 722 00:32:14,352 --> 00:32:17,480 - I--I thought you were supposed to be running the zoo. 723 00:32:17,522 --> 00:32:18,856 - This campaign's gonna be 724 00:32:18,898 --> 00:32:20,566 the best thing to ever happen to this zoo. 725 00:32:20,608 --> 00:32:21,818 More people know my name, 726 00:32:21,859 --> 00:32:23,778 more people gonna be coming here. 727 00:32:23,820 --> 00:32:25,697 You got the best entertainment director 728 00:32:25,738 --> 00:32:26,823 money can buy. 729 00:32:26,864 --> 00:32:30,159 - Yeah, yeah, I'll bet. 730 00:32:30,201 --> 00:32:31,202 Wanna come outside? 731 00:32:31,244 --> 00:32:32,495 There's somebody I want you to meet. 732 00:32:32,537 --> 00:32:34,205 - Sure. 733 00:32:36,165 --> 00:32:38,376 - Un-fucking-believable. 734 00:32:38,418 --> 00:32:41,337 [gritty rock music] 735 00:32:41,379 --> 00:32:45,508 * * 736 00:32:45,550 --> 00:32:47,510 - Jesus Christ. 737 00:32:47,552 --> 00:32:49,220 - Joe, meet Allen Glover. 738 00:32:49,262 --> 00:32:52,140 We used to work together, and if it's all right with you, 739 00:32:52,181 --> 00:32:54,892 I'd like to bring him on, help out around here. 740 00:32:54,934 --> 00:32:57,228 - And do what? Scare little kids? 741 00:33:00,773 --> 00:33:02,525 Well, I guess if he's good enough for you, 742 00:33:02,567 --> 00:33:04,193 welcome aboard. 743 00:33:06,070 --> 00:33:08,239 All righty then. 744 00:33:08,281 --> 00:33:11,617 I got some babies to kiss. Take it easy. 745 00:33:14,078 --> 00:33:16,914 - The fuck kind of freak show you bring me to? 746 00:33:23,087 --> 00:33:24,380 - There you are. What are you doing? 747 00:33:24,422 --> 00:33:25,548 Watching porn? 748 00:33:25,590 --> 00:33:27,759 - You wish. 749 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:32,263 Actually, I'm thinking about taking a class 750 00:33:32,305 --> 00:33:35,308 and learning how to put engines together. 751 00:33:35,349 --> 00:33:38,019 - What for? 752 00:33:38,061 --> 00:33:39,812 - I don't know, I just, like, think 753 00:33:39,854 --> 00:33:41,272 it'd be fun to try something new. 754 00:33:41,314 --> 00:33:43,691 You know? Fuck it, right? 755 00:33:43,733 --> 00:33:46,736 [chuckles] 756 00:33:46,778 --> 00:33:48,738 There's a class coming up real soon, so-- 757 00:33:48,780 --> 00:33:50,323 - Uh-huh. You gotta put that on hold. 758 00:33:50,365 --> 00:33:52,617 I need you right now. 759 00:33:52,658 --> 00:33:54,369 - For what? - For what? 760 00:33:54,410 --> 00:33:56,162 I'm running for governor. I need my husband. 761 00:33:56,204 --> 00:33:57,497 We got a parade to get ready for. 762 00:33:57,538 --> 00:34:00,041 Come on! - Okay. 763 00:34:03,753 --> 00:34:06,214 - You know, as a private big cat owner myself, 764 00:34:06,255 --> 00:34:08,299 I feel it's important to correct 765 00:34:08,341 --> 00:34:10,134 some of the ugly allegations 766 00:34:10,176 --> 00:34:13,054 that have been lobbed against us. 767 00:34:13,096 --> 00:34:16,849 Carole Baskin told us that we should make sweeping laws 768 00:34:16,891 --> 00:34:19,435 based on the actions of a few bad apples. 769 00:34:19,477 --> 00:34:21,437 Well, let me ask you. 770 00:34:21,479 --> 00:34:22,939 Would Mrs. Baskin take 771 00:34:22,980 --> 00:34:25,024 every citizen's driver's license away 772 00:34:25,066 --> 00:34:26,943 because a few people drank too much 773 00:34:26,984 --> 00:34:29,278 and got behind the wheel? 774 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:33,408 I think we can all agree that that would be insane. 775 00:34:33,449 --> 00:34:36,577 My fellow cat owners and I love our animals, 776 00:34:36,619 --> 00:34:38,913 and we believe in conservation. 777 00:34:38,955 --> 00:34:41,833 But the only way to get the general public 778 00:34:41,874 --> 00:34:45,128 to save the tigers is to give them a chance 779 00:34:45,169 --> 00:34:48,798 to interact and fall in love with them. 780 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:52,802 But those are just words, so... 781 00:34:52,844 --> 00:34:55,012 let me show you what I mean. 782 00:35:01,769 --> 00:35:04,731 [crowd murmuring] 783 00:35:04,772 --> 00:35:08,651 [tense music] 784 00:35:08,693 --> 00:35:13,489 * * 785 00:35:13,531 --> 00:35:17,285 [crowd gasps, coos] 786 00:35:17,326 --> 00:35:18,703 Ladies and gentleman, 787 00:35:18,745 --> 00:35:22,498 meet Sheba. 788 00:35:22,540 --> 00:35:24,208 Six weeks old 789 00:35:24,250 --> 00:35:28,129 and the innocent subject of all this fighting. 790 00:35:28,171 --> 00:35:32,133 Mrs. DeMartino, would you like to say hello to Sheba? 791 00:35:32,175 --> 00:35:34,385 There we go. 792 00:35:34,427 --> 00:35:36,763 There we go. 793 00:35:36,804 --> 00:35:37,930 There we are. 794 00:35:37,972 --> 00:35:39,807 [all aww-ing] - So cute. 795 00:35:39,849 --> 00:35:41,851 - Now, don't be shy. You can say hello. 796 00:35:41,893 --> 00:35:45,354 She won't bite. [chuckles] 797 00:35:45,396 --> 00:35:49,609 Now, look how happy that little cub is. 798 00:35:49,650 --> 00:35:51,861 [laughs] 799 00:35:51,903 --> 00:35:54,280 What is wrong with this? 800 00:35:54,322 --> 00:35:56,783 Nothing. 801 00:35:56,824 --> 00:35:58,576 - We can try and get it through committee 802 00:35:58,618 --> 00:35:59,869 in a year or two. 803 00:35:59,911 --> 00:36:01,954 - I just don't-- I don't understand. 804 00:36:01,996 --> 00:36:04,624 My mom did everything right. - Yeah. 805 00:36:04,665 --> 00:36:06,751 Sometimes it's not about who's right. 806 00:36:06,793 --> 00:36:08,336 There are other factors. 807 00:36:08,378 --> 00:36:10,004 - Like what? 808 00:36:10,046 --> 00:36:12,465 - With some members, it's a gut instinct-- 809 00:36:12,507 --> 00:36:13,841 who they connect with. 810 00:36:13,883 --> 00:36:15,885 - What, and they connected with him? 811 00:36:15,927 --> 00:36:18,930 - Enough of them did. 812 00:36:18,971 --> 00:36:20,556 - Did any of your colleagues actually think 813 00:36:20,598 --> 00:36:23,393 that she was wrong? 814 00:36:23,434 --> 00:36:25,186 See, that's not fair. 815 00:36:25,228 --> 00:36:26,479 - It's politics. 816 00:36:26,521 --> 00:36:29,941 Fairness doesn't get a seat at the table. 817 00:36:29,982 --> 00:36:31,776 It was hard for me to understand 818 00:36:31,818 --> 00:36:33,861 the first time too. 819 00:36:38,449 --> 00:36:41,327 Carole. 820 00:36:41,369 --> 00:36:43,246 Chin up. 821 00:36:43,287 --> 00:36:50,211 * * 822 00:37:05,727 --> 00:37:08,855 [engine purring] 823 00:37:10,648 --> 00:37:11,607 [engine turns off] 824 00:37:11,649 --> 00:37:14,861 [crickets chirping] 825 00:37:16,612 --> 00:37:18,781 - The fuck? 826 00:37:18,823 --> 00:37:21,492 Hey, Joe, the gate's locked. 827 00:37:21,534 --> 00:37:23,911 - Yeah. 828 00:37:23,953 --> 00:37:27,040 - Well, can you open it for me? 829 00:37:27,081 --> 00:37:29,167 - On my way. 830 00:37:40,344 --> 00:37:41,637 - Hey. 831 00:37:41,679 --> 00:37:43,890 Hey, since when do we lock the gate around here? 832 00:37:43,931 --> 00:37:46,267 - Since I needed to clamp down on security. 833 00:37:46,309 --> 00:37:49,062 You know we can't trust nobody no more. 834 00:37:49,103 --> 00:37:50,438 Where you going anyway? 835 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:53,983 - Oh, I was going to the night class. 836 00:37:54,025 --> 00:37:55,318 Remember? I told you. 837 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,944 - Yeah, I thought we decided 838 00:37:56,986 --> 00:37:58,654 that you weren't gonna do that right now. 839 00:37:58,696 --> 00:37:59,906 - Well, you decided. 840 00:37:59,947 --> 00:38:01,616 I didn't think it was such a big deal. 841 00:38:01,657 --> 00:38:03,826 - Oh, you didn't, huh? - It's just a class, Joe. 842 00:38:03,868 --> 00:38:06,120 - Look, I'm under a shit-load of pressure right now. 843 00:38:06,162 --> 00:38:07,830 I'm running for fucking governor. 844 00:38:07,872 --> 00:38:10,625 - I know. Well, that--that's your thing. 845 00:38:10,666 --> 00:38:12,877 You know? What's mine? 846 00:38:12,919 --> 00:38:14,420 - To be there for me. 847 00:38:14,462 --> 00:38:17,507 - I am, okay? I can do both. 848 00:38:17,548 --> 00:38:21,636 - Look, why don't you just come on home? 849 00:38:21,677 --> 00:38:23,179 I'll get us a pizza. 850 00:38:23,221 --> 00:38:26,891 You can pack a nice fat bowl and relax. 851 00:38:26,933 --> 00:38:28,976 How does that sound? 852 00:38:29,018 --> 00:38:30,311 - No. 853 00:38:30,353 --> 00:38:32,063 - You want something stronger? - No! 854 00:38:32,105 --> 00:38:33,773 I don't want to do that shit anymore! 855 00:38:33,815 --> 00:38:36,526 - What the fuck do you want? - Something to do! 856 00:38:36,567 --> 00:38:38,695 Everybody's got a purpose here except for me! 857 00:38:38,736 --> 00:38:39,779 I want a purpose! 858 00:38:39,821 --> 00:38:41,030 - A purpose? 859 00:38:41,072 --> 00:38:42,198 I gave you a place 860 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:44,075 where no one's gonna fucking hurt you! 861 00:38:45,576 --> 00:38:47,453 So you just wanna leave me, huh? 862 00:38:47,495 --> 00:38:48,579 Just like John? 863 00:38:48,621 --> 00:38:50,123 - What are you talking about, Joe? 864 00:38:50,164 --> 00:38:51,541 I don't want to leave you. I just want something. 865 00:38:51,582 --> 00:38:54,252 - Don't play fucking stupid with me! 866 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:02,427 - Is that lock on the gate to keep people out, 867 00:39:02,468 --> 00:39:04,095 or to keep us in? 868 00:39:04,137 --> 00:39:07,098 [tense music] 869 00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:10,727 * * 870 00:39:10,768 --> 00:39:13,062 - I told you I needed you. 871 00:39:13,104 --> 00:39:15,857 But if you want to go, 872 00:39:15,898 --> 00:39:17,817 go! 873 00:39:17,859 --> 00:39:19,694 Just go! 874 00:39:19,736 --> 00:39:22,071 You didn't have anybody to look after you before, did you? 875 00:39:22,113 --> 00:39:24,907 Nobody gave a fucking shit about you, 876 00:39:24,949 --> 00:39:26,701 and you think now, 877 00:39:26,743 --> 00:39:29,203 things are gonna be different for some fucking reason? 878 00:39:29,245 --> 00:39:30,830 Let me get one thing straight. 879 00:39:30,872 --> 00:39:35,710 You step outside that gate, there ain't no coming back. 880 00:39:35,752 --> 00:39:38,171 You can fuck off forever. 881 00:39:38,212 --> 00:39:41,340 [soft dramatic music] 882 00:39:41,382 --> 00:39:44,093 So... 883 00:39:44,135 --> 00:39:46,137 you leaving or what? 884 00:39:46,179 --> 00:39:52,643 * * 885 00:39:53,644 --> 00:39:55,313 - No. 886 00:39:56,689 --> 00:39:58,024 - Good. 887 00:39:58,066 --> 00:40:05,156 * * 888 00:40:26,844 --> 00:40:29,222 - [sighs] 889 00:40:33,267 --> 00:40:34,852 - Here, let me. 890 00:40:40,358 --> 00:40:43,611 One day, I believe you'll see this 891 00:40:43,653 --> 00:40:48,282 as a necessary step on the path to victory. 892 00:40:48,324 --> 00:40:49,701 You just gotta keep at it. 893 00:40:52,078 --> 00:40:54,330 - Yeah. That's what I thought. 894 00:40:54,372 --> 00:40:57,083 I always told Jamie, "You knock on the door. 895 00:40:57,125 --> 00:40:59,377 If they don't let you in, you knock the door down." 896 00:40:59,419 --> 00:41:02,213 - [chuckles] Exactly. 897 00:41:02,255 --> 00:41:04,132 Well, that's how you got to the halls of Congress 898 00:41:04,173 --> 00:41:05,466 in the first place-- 899 00:41:05,508 --> 00:41:09,554 by being strong, determined, prepared. 900 00:41:10,638 --> 00:41:13,516 - And they hated me for it. 901 00:41:13,558 --> 00:41:15,059 They sided with the jackass 902 00:41:15,101 --> 00:41:16,686 in the safari hat who has a harem. 903 00:41:16,728 --> 00:41:19,564 - Yeah, well, they made a mistake. 904 00:41:19,605 --> 00:41:20,940 - [sighs] I don't know. 905 00:41:20,982 --> 00:41:23,776 I just don't see why it would go any differently 906 00:41:23,818 --> 00:41:25,528 the next time. 907 00:41:25,570 --> 00:41:28,197 Or ever. 908 00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:30,158 They didn't vote against the bill 909 00:41:30,199 --> 00:41:31,993 'cause they didn't like the bill. 910 00:41:32,035 --> 00:41:34,746 They voted against the bill 'cause they didn't like me. 911 00:41:40,251 --> 00:41:44,005 I'm not fun. I'm not...wild. 912 00:41:44,047 --> 00:41:45,673 I'm--I'm stiff. 913 00:41:45,715 --> 00:41:47,175 You don't know why you don't like me, 914 00:41:47,216 --> 00:41:49,844 but you just don't. 915 00:41:49,886 --> 00:41:51,971 I'm... 916 00:41:52,013 --> 00:41:53,639 [sighs] 917 00:41:53,681 --> 00:41:55,349 I'm a blonde woman with strong convictions 918 00:41:55,391 --> 00:41:58,352 and a sturdy Midwestern accent. 919 00:41:58,394 --> 00:42:01,355 We all know how that goes down. 920 00:42:01,397 --> 00:42:04,067 - All right, you got knocked down this time. 921 00:42:04,108 --> 00:42:06,235 But I also know one of the things 922 00:42:06,277 --> 00:42:08,279 Jamie admires about you the most 923 00:42:08,321 --> 00:42:11,657 is that you don't stay down for long. 924 00:42:13,493 --> 00:42:16,913 [Radiohead's "My Iron Lung"] 925 00:42:16,954 --> 00:42:19,874 [dreamy rock music] 926 00:42:19,916 --> 00:42:25,963 * * 927 00:42:26,005 --> 00:42:31,761 - * Faith, you're driving me away * 928 00:42:31,803 --> 00:42:33,971 * * 929 00:42:34,013 --> 00:42:35,890 - Looking good. 930 00:42:35,932 --> 00:42:39,894 There's my future first husband of Oklahoma. 931 00:42:39,936 --> 00:42:42,063 Smile. 932 00:42:42,105 --> 00:42:44,899 Come on, smile. 933 00:42:44,941 --> 00:42:46,734 [camera shutter clicks] Yeah, that's it. 934 00:42:46,776 --> 00:42:49,612 I'm gonna put this right up on my Facebook page. 935 00:42:49,654 --> 00:42:53,282 - * I'm receiving pain * 936 00:42:53,324 --> 00:42:57,412 * A lack of oxygen * 937 00:42:57,453 --> 00:43:00,498 * From my life support * 938 00:43:00,540 --> 00:43:06,462 * My iron lung * 939 00:43:06,504 --> 00:43:08,005 * * 940 00:43:08,047 --> 00:43:09,966 - You know, the thing no one tells you 941 00:43:10,007 --> 00:43:12,927 about Neverland is, 942 00:43:12,969 --> 00:43:17,724 after all the flying and fighting pirates 943 00:43:17,765 --> 00:43:19,684 and hanging with fairies... 944 00:43:19,726 --> 00:43:22,395 - * Fall asleep * 945 00:43:22,437 --> 00:43:23,604 - Then what? 946 00:43:23,646 --> 00:43:26,065 - * Too cynical to speak * 947 00:43:26,107 --> 00:43:28,735 - All those lost boys? 948 00:43:28,776 --> 00:43:31,654 Well, there's a reason they were lost. 949 00:43:31,696 --> 00:43:33,823 But maybe it isn't the reason you think. 950 00:43:33,865 --> 00:43:37,493 * * 951 00:43:37,535 --> 00:43:39,537 - Maybe it's 'cause, eventually, 952 00:43:39,579 --> 00:43:42,165 they wanted to leave Neverland. 953 00:43:42,206 --> 00:43:45,418 But they just couldn't find a way out. 954 00:43:45,460 --> 00:43:50,089 * * 955 00:43:50,131 --> 00:43:52,759 Hey. 956 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,720 - Oh, hey, Travis, I'm just getting some work done, okay? 957 00:43:55,762 --> 00:43:57,346 - [exhales] Sure. 958 00:43:57,388 --> 00:43:59,390 You won't even notice me. 959 00:43:59,432 --> 00:44:04,353 * * 960 00:44:13,446 --> 00:44:15,198 - Travis, can you not play with that thing in here please? 961 00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:16,449 - I'm just having some fun. 962 00:44:16,491 --> 00:44:19,577 - Please just put it down. 963 00:44:19,619 --> 00:44:21,537 Serious--man, it's not funny, all right? 964 00:44:21,579 --> 00:44:23,122 Put it down. 965 00:44:23,164 --> 00:44:24,457 - Relax. 966 00:44:24,499 --> 00:44:27,543 It can't fire unless there's a clip in it. 967 00:44:27,585 --> 00:44:30,588 [gunshot ringing] 968 00:44:30,630 --> 00:44:33,549 [suspenseful music] 969 00:44:33,591 --> 00:44:40,723 * * 970 00:45:08,251 --> 00:45:15,174 * * 971 00:45:31,315 --> 00:45:33,651 - How about when Shaq came by to see those tigers, man? 972 00:45:33,693 --> 00:45:37,739 Remember, and he came back just to hang out with Travis. 973 00:45:37,780 --> 00:45:39,782 Some crazy shit, man. 974 00:45:39,824 --> 00:45:41,534 - Shaq loved Travis. 975 00:45:41,576 --> 00:45:42,910 - Mm-hmm. 976 00:45:42,952 --> 00:45:44,245 How about the time Travis asked 977 00:45:44,287 --> 00:45:46,122 if he could jump over me on his ATV? 978 00:45:46,164 --> 00:45:47,498 [laughter] What the heck? 979 00:45:47,540 --> 00:45:49,625 That kid was so stupid. 980 00:45:53,713 --> 00:45:55,298 [sighs] 981 00:45:55,339 --> 00:45:58,718 Damn, that kid sure had a glow about him. 982 00:46:00,762 --> 00:46:04,432 [chainsaw revving] 983 00:46:04,474 --> 00:46:06,434 Hey! Do you mind? 984 00:46:06,476 --> 00:46:08,936 We're grievin' over here! 985 00:46:08,978 --> 00:46:10,646 [chainsaw shuts off] 986 00:46:10,688 --> 00:46:11,773 - What? 987 00:46:11,814 --> 00:46:14,275 - I said we're grievin'! 988 00:46:16,819 --> 00:46:18,780 - Fuckin' crybabies. 989 00:46:18,821 --> 00:46:22,033 [crickets chirping] 990 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,211 - It was an accident, right? 991 00:46:41,052 --> 00:46:44,764 - We all want fairy tales to end happy. 992 00:46:44,806 --> 00:46:47,892 [somber, ethereal music] 993 00:46:47,934 --> 00:46:50,645 The evil queen dies. 994 00:46:50,686 --> 00:46:52,647 The girl gets the prince. 995 00:46:52,688 --> 00:46:57,402 The kid with the big nose becomes a real boy. 996 00:46:57,443 --> 00:46:59,570 But the truth is, 997 00:46:59,612 --> 00:47:02,907 the real world is full of poisoned apples 998 00:47:02,949 --> 00:47:04,325 and dragons. 999 00:47:04,367 --> 00:47:11,332 * * 1000 00:47:17,755 --> 00:47:22,385 In the real world, you gotta fend for yourself. 1001 00:47:25,179 --> 00:47:28,349 And there ain't no fairy godmother to save you. 1002 00:47:28,391 --> 00:47:35,314 * * 1003 00:47:48,411 --> 00:47:51,247 - [sobbing] 1004 00:48:02,133 --> 00:48:03,468 [screaming] No! 1005 00:48:03,509 --> 00:48:04,594 [gunshot rings] 1006 00:48:04,635 --> 00:48:05,887 No! [gunshot rings] 1007 00:48:05,928 --> 00:48:09,057 [screaming and gunfire] 1008 00:48:10,141 --> 00:48:11,601 No! 1009 00:48:11,642 --> 00:48:13,728 - Happily ever after, my ass. 1010 00:48:13,770 --> 00:48:15,063 [The National's "Runaway"] 1011 00:48:15,104 --> 00:48:19,359 - * There's no saving anything * 1012 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:20,818 * * 1013 00:48:20,860 --> 00:48:25,365 * Now we're swallowing the shine of the summer * 1014 00:48:25,406 --> 00:48:29,911 * There's no saving anything * 1015 00:48:29,952 --> 00:48:31,371 * * 1016 00:48:31,412 --> 00:48:34,749 * How we swallow the sun * 1017 00:48:34,791 --> 00:48:39,921 * But I won't be no runaway * 1018 00:48:39,962 --> 00:48:43,383 * 'Cause I won't run * 1019 00:48:43,424 --> 00:48:45,259 * * 1020 00:48:45,301 --> 00:48:50,598 * No, I won't be no runaway * 1021 00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,976 * What makes you think I'm enjoying * 1022 00:48:54,018 --> 00:48:58,064 * Being led to the flood? * 1023 00:48:58,106 --> 00:49:01,984 * We got another thing coming undone * 1024 00:49:02,026 --> 00:49:03,403 * * 1025 00:49:03,444 --> 00:49:06,823 * And it's taking us over * 1026 00:49:06,864 --> 00:49:09,242 * We don't bleed * 1027 00:49:09,283 --> 00:49:11,160 * When we don't fight * 1028 00:49:11,202 --> 00:49:14,038 * Go ahead, go ahead * 1029 00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:17,542 * Throw your arms in the air tonight * 1030 00:49:17,583 --> 00:49:20,002 * We don't bleed * 1031 00:49:20,044 --> 00:49:21,963 * When we don't fight * 1032 00:49:22,004 --> 00:49:24,549 * Go ahead, go ahead * 1033 00:49:24,590 --> 00:49:28,136 * Lose our shirts in the fire tonight * 1034 00:49:28,177 --> 00:49:31,222 * What makes you think I'm enjoying * 1035 00:49:31,264 --> 00:49:35,351 * Being led to the flood? * 1036 00:49:35,393 --> 00:49:39,439 * We got another thing coming undone * 1037 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:46,404 * * 1038 00:49:49,365 --> 00:49:54,662 * But I won't be no runaway * 1039 00:49:54,704 --> 00:49:59,959 * 'Cause I won't run * 1040 00:50:00,001 --> 00:50:05,298 * No, I won't be no runaway * 1041 00:50:05,339 --> 00:50:10,511 * 'Cause I won't run * 1042 00:50:10,553 --> 00:50:15,850 * No, I won't be no runaway * 1043 00:50:15,892 --> 00:50:19,353 * What makes you think I'm enjoying * 1044 00:50:19,395 --> 00:50:23,316 * Being led to the flood? * 1045 00:50:23,357 --> 00:50:25,360 * We got another thing *