1 00:00:03,087 --> 00:00:08,342 - * Time and time again * 2 00:00:08,384 --> 00:00:15,141 * When I need someone to care * 3 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:17,602 * I find you're all * 4 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:19,604 - [grunts] 5 00:00:21,773 --> 00:00:24,776 [Alice Cooper's "No More Mr. Nice Guy"] 6 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:31,783 * * 7 00:00:42,126 --> 00:00:44,420 [horn honking] 8 00:00:44,462 --> 00:00:46,297 - Oh, good, you're up. 9 00:00:46,339 --> 00:00:48,174 I got Carole in the back. 10 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:52,261 - I haven't even had my coffee yet. 11 00:00:52,303 --> 00:00:54,514 - Well, get it to go. Bring your camera. 12 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,766 I'm serving up breakfast with a side of justice. 13 00:00:56,808 --> 00:00:58,684 - What are you talking about, Joe? 14 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,770 - Carole Baskin came after my mom. 15 00:01:00,812 --> 00:01:02,563 - * No more Mr. Nice Guy * 16 00:01:02,605 --> 00:01:05,149 - Time to introduce that bitch to my... 17 00:01:05,191 --> 00:01:06,693 going-to-Tampa gun. 18 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:10,988 [upbeat music] 19 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:12,407 [tiger roars] 20 00:01:12,448 --> 00:01:16,994 - So the man you're requesting a restraining order for, 21 00:01:17,036 --> 00:01:20,707 this Joe Schreibvogel, 22 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,291 he assaulted you? 23 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:25,670 - Yes, he dragged me from his vehicle, 24 00:01:25,712 --> 00:01:27,797 and he threw my body to the ground, 25 00:01:27,839 --> 00:01:30,174 and then he shot me. 26 00:01:30,216 --> 00:01:32,343 Bang, bang, bang. 27 00:01:32,385 --> 00:01:33,970 Three times. - Four times. 28 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:37,223 - Oh, thank you, honey. Four times in the chest. 29 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:39,434 - He shot you? - Yes. 30 00:01:39,475 --> 00:01:42,395 And technically, it was a blow-up doll of me, 31 00:01:42,437 --> 00:01:45,481 but to Joe, it was me. 32 00:01:45,523 --> 00:01:47,900 And he filmed the whole thing, and he put it online. 33 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:50,695 - The man has threatened to kill her. 34 00:01:50,737 --> 00:01:53,698 - And what makes you so sure he meant the doll to be you? 35 00:01:53,740 --> 00:01:57,243 - Oh, well, here, just look at this. 36 00:01:57,285 --> 00:02:00,038 - Please. - [clears throat] 37 00:02:00,079 --> 00:02:01,330 [gunshot] 38 00:02:01,372 --> 00:02:03,041 - That bullet's for you, Carole Baskin! 39 00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:06,002 You keep coming after my mom, you get the whole clip! 40 00:02:06,044 --> 00:02:07,754 You hear me, Carole? 41 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,589 [gunshots] 42 00:02:10,381 --> 00:02:12,133 - Yeah, he meant it to be you. - Yeah. 43 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:14,761 - What did he mean about you coming for his mother? 44 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:18,514 - Joe recently surrendered a lawsuit to us 45 00:02:18,556 --> 00:02:20,558 for a million dollars, which he does not have. 46 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,685 - Right, but he does have a zoo, 47 00:02:22,727 --> 00:02:24,604 and he was afraid he was gonna lose it. 48 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,022 - Right, so he transferred it into his mother's name-- 49 00:02:26,064 --> 00:02:27,440 - Right, thereby hiding his biggest asset-- 50 00:02:27,482 --> 00:02:28,775 - Which is fraud, 51 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,485 but now the court has to question Joe's mother. 52 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:31,569 - Right, and that's standard procedure, 53 00:02:31,611 --> 00:02:32,987 but in his twisted brain, 54 00:02:33,029 --> 00:02:37,241 he thinks that I put them up to it, so hence the... 55 00:02:37,283 --> 00:02:38,659 - Does he have a history of violence? 56 00:02:38,701 --> 00:02:40,620 - Oh, yes. Yes. - Yes. 57 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:44,290 - Yes, extremely abusive towards his animals. 58 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,251 - I mean with humans. 59 00:02:47,293 --> 00:02:48,503 - Oh. 60 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:50,755 - Well, not to our knowledge. 61 00:02:50,797 --> 00:02:52,256 - But I wouldn't be surprised. - Yes. 62 00:02:52,298 --> 00:02:54,675 - Has he ever been physical with you? 63 00:02:54,717 --> 00:02:56,427 - We have never met face-to-face. 64 00:02:56,469 --> 00:02:57,970 He lives in Oklahoma. 65 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:02,683 - Look, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid 66 00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:04,727 you don't have enough grounds for a restraining order. 67 00:03:04,769 --> 00:03:05,812 - Yeah. 68 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,271 - In our county, you have to be struck 69 00:03:07,313 --> 00:03:09,607 twice before you can petition. 70 00:03:09,649 --> 00:03:12,068 - You're saying in order to get a restraining order, 71 00:03:12,110 --> 00:03:15,613 Joe has to try to kill her twice and miss? 72 00:03:15,655 --> 00:03:18,908 Just because he hasn't physically struck her yet 73 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:20,284 doesn't mean he won't. 74 00:03:20,326 --> 00:03:22,370 I mean, we don't know what this man is capable of! 75 00:03:22,412 --> 00:03:23,830 - Honey, honey. - We don't! 76 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,957 - It's okay. It's okay. - No, this is not correct. 77 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:26,958 Sorry. 78 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:30,461 This is outrageous. 79 00:03:30,503 --> 00:03:33,673 - And unsurprising, my love. - What? 80 00:03:33,715 --> 00:03:35,842 - In my experience, this is usually what happens 81 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,969 when a woman goes to the authorities for help, 82 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,303 no offense. 83 00:03:39,345 --> 00:03:40,471 Okay, let's hurry. 84 00:03:40,513 --> 00:03:41,639 If we hit a few green lights, 85 00:03:41,681 --> 00:03:43,516 I can get to my Spanish class on time. 86 00:03:43,558 --> 00:03:45,977 We're conjugating today. 87 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:47,186 - You're still going? 88 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:49,522 - Yes, I'm still going. Why wouldn't I go? 89 00:03:49,564 --> 00:03:51,023 - Carole, I don't know. 90 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:54,193 This just seems like a lot for one day. 91 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:55,445 - Well, I'm not gonna let Joe 92 00:03:55,486 --> 00:03:57,989 hijack my life, and neither should you. 93 00:03:58,031 --> 00:03:59,449 Let's go. 94 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:00,867 - I don't think I can drive. 95 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,326 I'm just too upset. I'm sorry. 96 00:04:02,368 --> 00:04:05,997 * * 97 00:04:06,039 --> 00:04:08,458 - And in. 98 00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:09,500 Let it go now. 99 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:11,627 - [exhales heavily] 100 00:04:11,669 --> 00:04:14,464 - Good, and in. 101 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:16,924 [inhales deeply] 102 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:18,301 And out. 103 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:20,845 [exhales heavily] 104 00:04:20,887 --> 00:04:23,473 So now that we're both grounded in this space, 105 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:26,350 tell me, why hypnotherapy? 106 00:04:26,392 --> 00:04:29,562 - Um, I have been having trouble sleeping. 107 00:04:29,604 --> 00:04:31,355 - How long has this been going on? 108 00:04:31,397 --> 00:04:34,150 - About two months. - Mm-hmm. 109 00:04:34,192 --> 00:04:37,570 - Yeah, can't sleep at all, and then... 110 00:04:37,612 --> 00:04:40,698 if I ever do fall asleep, 111 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:46,120 I am plagued by these nightmares about alligators. 112 00:04:46,162 --> 00:04:49,874 Alligators everywhere, slithering through my hallways 113 00:04:49,916 --> 00:04:54,879 and jumping on the bed, and I--I try to run away, 114 00:04:54,921 --> 00:04:58,216 but I can't--I can't move, and it's terrifying. 115 00:04:58,257 --> 00:05:00,385 - Why alligators, do you think? 116 00:05:00,426 --> 00:05:03,388 - I don't know, Florida? 117 00:05:03,429 --> 00:05:06,682 - So you feel out of control. 118 00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:08,935 Do you feel out of control in your waking life? 119 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,646 - I thought this was hypnotherapy, 120 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:15,817 not woo-woo psychoanalysis that takes ten years. 121 00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:18,861 - Are you uncomfortable talking about what's bothering you? 122 00:05:20,113 --> 00:05:21,489 - No. 123 00:05:21,531 --> 00:05:24,826 - Because I believe nightmares come from somewhere. 124 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:26,244 - Uh-huh. 125 00:05:26,285 --> 00:05:29,747 - So is there anything out of the ordinary going on? 126 00:05:29,789 --> 00:05:32,792 - Um, it, you know... 127 00:05:34,836 --> 00:05:37,630 My car had a problem, 128 00:05:37,672 --> 00:05:42,969 and my husband disappeared a year ago, 129 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:45,430 and they thought I had something 130 00:05:45,471 --> 00:05:48,141 to do with it, which is ridiculous. 131 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:53,730 And throughout it all, I have been alone, very alone. 132 00:05:53,771 --> 00:05:56,107 - Would you like to change that? 133 00:05:56,149 --> 00:05:58,109 - Um, no, thank you. 134 00:05:58,151 --> 00:06:02,030 I'm not dating. I have horrific instincts. 135 00:06:02,071 --> 00:06:06,451 Every man that I ever was with, I thought was "ahh" 136 00:06:06,492 --> 00:06:10,038 and turned out to be "ugh," so... 137 00:06:11,164 --> 00:06:14,000 This is starting to feel a little woo-woo. 138 00:06:14,042 --> 00:06:16,210 - What if I told you I could help you 139 00:06:16,252 --> 00:06:18,796 take all those feelings you have, box 'em up, 140 00:06:18,838 --> 00:06:20,840 and put them on a shelf inside your brain? 141 00:06:20,882 --> 00:06:22,633 That way, they won't take over your life. 142 00:06:22,675 --> 00:06:24,927 - Love that. Yes. Yes. 143 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:27,305 - You'll feel more in control. 144 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:31,392 Because ultimately, what you think about, 145 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:32,685 you bring about. 146 00:06:32,727 --> 00:06:36,189 - What you think about, you bring about. 147 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:39,150 [easygoing music] 148 00:06:39,192 --> 00:06:43,154 * * 149 00:06:43,196 --> 00:06:46,282 - So I'm guessing you're here for the early bird special. 150 00:06:46,324 --> 00:06:47,909 - [chuckles] 151 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:50,161 When in Florida, you know. 152 00:06:50,203 --> 00:06:51,621 [both chuckle] 153 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:53,164 - Howard Baskin. 154 00:06:53,206 --> 00:06:54,832 - I am Carole Stairs. 155 00:06:54,874 --> 00:06:56,209 - How do you do? - Nice to meet you. 156 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:57,668 - Pleasure. 157 00:06:57,710 --> 00:07:00,755 - Um, what brings you this afternoon? 158 00:07:00,797 --> 00:07:02,799 - Well, I'm friends with the organizer, Mary. 159 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,425 - Oh, yeah, of course. Me too. 160 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:05,843 - Oh, good. Oh, good, yes. 161 00:07:05,885 --> 00:07:08,846 So I'm a bit of a softy, so she always invites me, 162 00:07:08,888 --> 00:07:11,140 and I donate to her animal causes, 163 00:07:11,182 --> 00:07:13,393 and everybody's happy. 164 00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:14,560 How about you? 165 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:16,270 - I am one of her animal causes. 166 00:07:16,312 --> 00:07:17,522 - Oh, really? - Yes. 167 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:18,689 - How about that? - Yes. 168 00:07:18,731 --> 00:07:21,275 - Oh. - I own a wildlife sanctuary. 169 00:07:21,317 --> 00:07:22,610 - Wow. - Yeah. 170 00:07:22,652 --> 00:07:25,488 - Wow, well, now that I-- I see it now. 171 00:07:25,530 --> 00:07:27,407 Birds, am I right? 172 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:28,700 Sorry, no. 173 00:07:28,741 --> 00:07:30,702 [both laugh] - No. 174 00:07:30,743 --> 00:07:32,370 - All right, well, now, tell me, how are things 175 00:07:32,412 --> 00:07:35,456 in the wildlife sanctuary business these days? 176 00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:37,542 - Rough since 9/11. 177 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:40,002 You know, no tourism, no donations, 178 00:07:40,044 --> 00:07:42,380 but I have turned things around, 179 00:07:42,422 --> 00:07:44,257 and I think we're doing okay. 180 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,384 - Wow, good for you. 181 00:07:46,426 --> 00:07:48,928 You must be really smart. 182 00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:51,180 God doesn't usually give with two hands. 183 00:07:51,222 --> 00:07:53,808 [both chuckle] 184 00:07:53,850 --> 00:07:55,977 - Isn't this incredible? 185 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:57,395 - Oh! - Hi, Mary. 186 00:07:57,437 --> 00:07:59,397 - Hi! 187 00:07:59,439 --> 00:08:00,314 Look at you! - How are you? 188 00:08:00,356 --> 00:08:01,774 Nice to see you. 189 00:08:01,816 --> 00:08:05,778 - Can you believe I got this place for free? 190 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:06,738 - Wow. - I told the manager, 191 00:08:06,779 --> 00:08:08,072 if the aquarium doesn't care 192 00:08:08,114 --> 00:08:10,283 that manatees are being gutted by propellers, 193 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:11,784 then why should anyone else? 194 00:08:11,826 --> 00:08:13,745 - Yes, yes. - Precisely. 195 00:08:13,786 --> 00:08:15,913 - I see you two have met. - Yes. 196 00:08:15,955 --> 00:08:17,623 - Howard, you have to speak to Stu. 197 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:18,750 Remember, I was telling you 198 00:08:18,791 --> 00:08:20,668 about his waste management company? 199 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:22,628 Stu! Stu! 200 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,756 Now, go and talk to him, Howard. 201 00:08:24,797 --> 00:08:26,090 He needs your expertise. 202 00:08:26,132 --> 00:08:28,760 - Well, excuse me. Very nice to meet you, Carole. 203 00:08:28,801 --> 00:08:30,136 - Nice to meet you. 204 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:34,057 - Thank you for coming early. 205 00:08:34,098 --> 00:08:35,600 - You're killing me over here. 206 00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:36,976 - What? 207 00:08:39,145 --> 00:08:41,564 Oh! [laughs] 208 00:08:41,606 --> 00:08:43,733 Like, Howard? 209 00:08:43,775 --> 00:08:45,360 - Why, is there something wrong with Howard? 210 00:08:45,401 --> 00:08:46,569 Married? - No. 211 00:08:46,611 --> 00:08:49,322 - Probation? - No, it's--[laughs] 212 00:08:49,364 --> 00:08:52,450 I mean, isn't he kind of...vanilla? 213 00:08:52,492 --> 00:08:53,618 - Oh, yeah. 214 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:55,620 - I didn't think that was your type. 215 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:57,121 - Precisely. 216 00:08:57,163 --> 00:08:58,122 - Okay. 217 00:08:58,164 --> 00:09:00,375 - Can you give him my number? 218 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:01,626 Think could use a little scoop of vanilla 219 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,920 right about now. - Oh! 220 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:06,798 [rock music] 221 00:09:06,839 --> 00:09:10,301 - Swelling'll be down by Saturday, right? 222 00:09:10,343 --> 00:09:11,803 Man's getting married. 223 00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:13,888 - You all right, Rick? 224 00:09:13,930 --> 00:09:16,057 Maybe you should lay off the sauce a little while, huh? 225 00:09:16,099 --> 00:09:18,976 - It ain't the booze. I haven't slept well in a week. 226 00:09:19,018 --> 00:09:20,603 I think I got a stomach thing. 227 00:09:20,645 --> 00:09:22,730 - Well, if you're gonna puke, do it the other way. 228 00:09:22,772 --> 00:09:24,899 I'm paying good money for this hair. 229 00:09:24,941 --> 00:09:26,859 - Hey, hey! - Hey. 230 00:09:26,901 --> 00:09:29,195 - Well, guess who finally got a friend request. 231 00:09:29,237 --> 00:09:30,697 - About damn time! 232 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,407 - I was starting to feel left out. 233 00:09:32,448 --> 00:09:35,118 - Carole Baskin's been contacting my employees, 234 00:09:35,159 --> 00:09:37,036 trying to turn them Benedict Arnold on me. 235 00:09:37,078 --> 00:09:39,372 - You gotta hand it to that psycho, she's got balls. 236 00:09:39,414 --> 00:09:41,999 Big hairy monkey balls. 237 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:43,584 - That monkey's climbing up the wrong tree. 238 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:45,878 Saff gave his arm for this zoo. 239 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,506 America's gonna see it all when Rick brings 240 00:09:48,548 --> 00:09:51,342 the footage to LA and sells the shit out of it. 241 00:09:51,384 --> 00:09:54,345 - Only thing we need now is a title. 242 00:09:54,387 --> 00:09:57,890 - What, you didn't like "Joe Exotic's Pussies"? 243 00:09:57,932 --> 00:09:59,976 - I think I gotta call it a day, Joe. 244 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:01,144 - We got a show to make. 245 00:10:01,185 --> 00:10:03,730 - I--I can't. I'm sick. 246 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,064 - Bullshit. 247 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:08,985 I got just the thing for you. 248 00:10:09,861 --> 00:10:11,654 How much you weigh, Rick? 249 00:10:11,696 --> 00:10:13,531 - Oh, 180? 250 00:10:13,573 --> 00:10:16,242 [upbeat music] 251 00:10:16,284 --> 00:10:17,368 What is that? 252 00:10:17,410 --> 00:10:20,705 - Ketamine. I use it all the time. 253 00:10:20,747 --> 00:10:21,998 - On the animals. 254 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,124 - You're an animal, ain't you? 255 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:25,752 - Uh-uh. I'm in recovery, Joe. 256 00:10:26,753 --> 00:10:29,047 - But it's medicine, vet approved. 257 00:10:29,088 --> 00:10:31,883 - Yeah, but you're not a vet or a doctor. 258 00:10:31,924 --> 00:10:33,968 - You don't get it, Rick. 259 00:10:34,010 --> 00:10:35,762 This is a kingdom... 260 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:38,306 [DJ Shadow's "Nobody Speak"] 261 00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:41,392 [echoing] And I'm the goddamn king. 262 00:10:41,434 --> 00:10:42,643 - * Picture this, I'm a bag of dicks * 263 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,604 * Put me to your lips, I am sick * 264 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:47,106 * I will punch a baby bear in his shit * 265 00:10:47,148 --> 00:10:49,150 * Give me lip, I'ma send you to the yard * 266 00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:50,693 * Get a stick, make a switch * 267 00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:52,987 * I can end a conversation real quick * 268 00:10:53,029 --> 00:10:54,364 * I am crack, I ain't lying * 269 00:10:54,405 --> 00:10:56,074 * Kick a lion in his crack * 270 00:10:56,115 --> 00:10:58,242 * I'm the shit, I will fall off in your crib * 271 00:10:58,284 --> 00:11:00,328 * Take a shit, pinch your mama on the booty * 272 00:11:00,370 --> 00:11:01,996 * Kick your dog, fuck your bitch * 273 00:11:02,038 --> 00:11:03,414 * Fat boy dressed up like he's Santa * 274 00:11:03,456 --> 00:11:05,124 * And took pictures with your kids * 275 00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:06,167 * Screaming yes, I am guilty * 276 00:11:06,209 --> 00:11:08,544 * Motherfuckers, I am death * 277 00:11:08,586 --> 00:11:11,255 * Hey, you wanna hear a good joke * 278 00:11:11,297 --> 00:11:15,301 * Nobody speak, nobody get choked * 279 00:11:15,343 --> 00:11:22,266 * * 280 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:30,400 - I am the Tiger King. 281 00:11:35,154 --> 00:11:38,449 [dramatic music] 282 00:11:38,491 --> 00:11:40,910 - Howard? 283 00:11:40,952 --> 00:11:42,787 Uh... 284 00:11:42,829 --> 00:11:47,375 * * 285 00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:48,626 [scoffs] 286 00:11:48,668 --> 00:11:52,672 * * 287 00:11:52,714 --> 00:11:54,257 Howard? 288 00:11:56,134 --> 00:11:57,510 What-- 289 00:12:00,555 --> 00:12:05,518 * * 290 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,645 [alligator growls] 291 00:12:07,687 --> 00:12:10,606 [breathing heavily] 292 00:12:11,858 --> 00:12:13,735 Oh, fuck. 293 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:14,736 Not again. 294 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:18,990 * * 295 00:12:19,032 --> 00:12:20,074 - Give me some room down there. 296 00:12:20,116 --> 00:12:21,200 My boys are getting squished. 297 00:12:21,242 --> 00:12:23,119 - [chuckles] 298 00:12:23,161 --> 00:12:24,537 Joe wanted them tight. 299 00:12:25,705 --> 00:12:28,499 - I guess whatever Joe wants, Joe gets, huh? 300 00:12:28,541 --> 00:12:30,168 - Oh, man, I can feel my heartbeat 301 00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:32,420 all the way down in my crotch. 302 00:12:32,462 --> 00:12:35,506 - Don't you boys worry about those wedding jitters. 303 00:12:35,548 --> 00:12:38,217 You're gonna look back one day with a smile and say, 304 00:12:38,259 --> 00:12:41,763 "This was the best day of my life." 305 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,139 - [scoffs] 306 00:12:43,181 --> 00:12:44,766 - Ugh. 307 00:12:46,059 --> 00:12:47,643 Aren't you nervous, John? 308 00:12:48,895 --> 00:12:50,188 - Why? 309 00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:53,191 [somber music] 310 00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:54,734 All just for the cameras. 311 00:12:56,319 --> 00:12:57,904 It don't mean shit. 312 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:05,036 * * 313 00:13:05,078 --> 00:13:06,829 - Told y'all to stay on my left! 314 00:13:06,871 --> 00:13:08,247 That's my good side. 315 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:12,043 - You're gonna look great when you walk down the aisle, Joe. 316 00:13:12,085 --> 00:13:13,961 Now, for the song, 317 00:13:14,003 --> 00:13:15,963 I was thinking something classic, 318 00:13:16,005 --> 00:13:18,883 like Diana Ross' "I'm Coming Out." 319 00:13:18,925 --> 00:13:23,513 - Rick, that's the gayest shit anyone ever said at this zoo. 320 00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:26,307 There she is, light of my life! 321 00:13:26,349 --> 00:13:28,101 - I was so excited, 322 00:13:28,142 --> 00:13:30,395 I woke up at 4:00 without an alarm. 323 00:13:30,436 --> 00:13:32,730 - Oh, I'm so glad you could be here, Ma. 324 00:13:32,772 --> 00:13:34,524 You have always been there for me, 325 00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:37,068 no matter what anybody thinks. 326 00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:39,821 - You look very handsome. 327 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,572 - Oh, so you made it, Chealsi? 328 00:13:41,614 --> 00:13:42,907 - What are we even doing here? 329 00:13:42,949 --> 00:13:44,701 You can't marry two people. It's illegal. 330 00:13:44,742 --> 00:13:47,120 - You can do anything when you're the goddamn king. 331 00:13:47,161 --> 00:13:48,621 - Yeah, king of bullshit. 332 00:13:48,663 --> 00:13:49,956 - Wait, can I do that one again? 333 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,749 - Yeah, go again. 334 00:13:51,791 --> 00:13:54,210 - You can do anything when you're the goddamn king. 335 00:13:54,252 --> 00:13:56,295 - This is ridiculous. 336 00:13:56,337 --> 00:13:58,256 Can you tell Freddy Krueger here to back off? 337 00:13:58,297 --> 00:13:59,549 - What's your damn problem? 338 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,426 - My problem is you getting your mom involved 339 00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:03,511 in your dumbass fight with that woman from Florida. 340 00:14:03,553 --> 00:14:05,680 - That ain't my fault! - Now, don't fight, you two. 341 00:14:05,722 --> 00:14:07,348 - Uh, you know what? It is your fault. 342 00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:08,933 You're the one who transferred the zoo 343 00:14:08,975 --> 00:14:10,560 into Grandma's name, okay? 344 00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:12,562 So now all kinds of people have been calling, 345 00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:13,938 and they're snooping around. 346 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:15,606 They're accusing her of fraud. 347 00:14:15,648 --> 00:14:17,400 Get this walking cadaver out of my face 348 00:14:17,442 --> 00:14:19,068 before I break his camera! 349 00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:20,236 - Relax, Chealsi. 350 00:14:20,278 --> 00:14:21,446 When I sell this show, we're gonna have 351 00:14:21,487 --> 00:14:22,780 more than enough money to get Carole 352 00:14:22,822 --> 00:14:25,116 off our backs for good, and I'll take care of Ma. 353 00:14:25,158 --> 00:14:26,451 - Yeah, right. 354 00:14:26,492 --> 00:14:28,703 Who's gonna pay to watch your stupid ass on TV? 355 00:14:28,745 --> 00:14:31,456 - Why do you have to be such a cunt on my wedding day? 356 00:14:31,497 --> 00:14:34,125 You know, maybe you should try to get laid more often. 357 00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:35,585 Might improve your attitude. 358 00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:37,253 - Yeah, 'cause you taking two up your ass 359 00:14:37,295 --> 00:14:39,338 has made you such a delight. 360 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:41,591 - [clears throat] Joe. 361 00:14:41,632 --> 00:14:43,634 - What? - Excuse me. 362 00:14:43,676 --> 00:14:46,137 You got any idea where Travis might be? 363 00:14:46,179 --> 00:14:48,765 [soft rustic music] 364 00:14:48,806 --> 00:14:51,768 [gunshots] 365 00:14:51,809 --> 00:14:58,733 * * 366 00:14:59,442 --> 00:15:00,777 - What's going on? 367 00:15:03,363 --> 00:15:04,906 Get cold feet? 368 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,909 - Why are you marrying me? 369 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,118 - See, I don't know. 370 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,120 Maybe it's 'cause I fucking love you. 371 00:15:11,162 --> 00:15:12,622 - Is it for the cameras? 372 00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:13,748 - What? 373 00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:15,375 - Like, is any of this real, 374 00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:16,793 or are you just doing it for your TV show? 375 00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:19,545 - What--you really wanna know? - Yeah. 376 00:15:19,587 --> 00:15:21,756 - I'm marrying you 'cause you're hot as shit 377 00:15:21,798 --> 00:15:23,216 and I can't believe you looked at me twice. 378 00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:24,342 - Joe, I'm being serious! 379 00:15:24,384 --> 00:15:25,843 - So am I! Don't you believe me? 380 00:15:25,885 --> 00:15:27,387 - I don't know what to believe anymore. 381 00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:28,721 You're running around making crazy videos. 382 00:15:28,763 --> 00:15:29,972 You're shooting up the Carole doll. 383 00:15:30,014 --> 00:15:30,932 How am I supposed to believe 384 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,266 that any of this is actually real? 385 00:15:32,308 --> 00:15:33,601 - I'm just making drama, that's all. 386 00:15:33,643 --> 00:15:34,852 That's what you're supposed to do for a TV show. 387 00:15:34,894 --> 00:15:36,896 Nobody watches "Duck Dynasty" for the ducks. 388 00:15:36,938 --> 00:15:40,692 But this thing--you and me? 389 00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:43,903 Best fucking thing that ever happened to me. 390 00:15:43,945 --> 00:15:47,365 Ain't nothing more real than us... 391 00:15:47,407 --> 00:15:49,867 [soft music] 392 00:15:49,909 --> 00:15:52,078 Except for maybe this hard-on I got for you right now. 393 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,621 - Joe, shut the-- Joe, get the fuck outta here. 394 00:15:53,663 --> 00:15:55,998 - Come on, hey, tell me that ain't true love right there. 395 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,250 - Dickhead. - Feel that. 396 00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:59,877 Come on, look, I play up the Tiger King thing 397 00:15:59,919 --> 00:16:04,006 for the cameras, but I'll always be Joe Maldonado to you. 398 00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:07,301 - You're taking my name? 399 00:16:07,343 --> 00:16:08,511 - Yeah, I'm taking your name. 400 00:16:08,553 --> 00:16:10,888 - What, really? - Yeah. 401 00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:12,640 - That's so sick! 402 00:16:13,975 --> 00:16:16,102 - [laughs] 403 00:16:16,144 --> 00:16:19,522 Come on, let's go get hitched. 404 00:16:19,564 --> 00:16:22,400 - You on the groom's side or the groom's side 405 00:16:22,442 --> 00:16:23,651 or the groom's side? 406 00:16:23,693 --> 00:16:24,819 [laughs] 407 00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:29,407 - What? 408 00:16:29,449 --> 00:16:31,367 I ain't never been on TV before. 409 00:16:33,995 --> 00:16:36,831 [instrumental version of "You're Still the One"] 410 00:16:36,873 --> 00:16:43,796 * * 411 00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:16,496 - Joe, John, Travis, 412 00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:18,706 as you embark on this holy state of matrimony, 413 00:17:18,748 --> 00:17:20,917 strive to make real ideals 414 00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,377 that will bring meaning to this ceremony 415 00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:24,879 and to the sanctity of marriage. 416 00:17:24,921 --> 00:17:28,466 Do you take each other to be your husbands? 417 00:17:28,508 --> 00:17:30,718 - I do. - I do. 418 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,428 - Sure. 419 00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:34,263 - Then kiss, damn it! 420 00:17:34,305 --> 00:17:41,437 * * 421 00:17:46,359 --> 00:17:47,443 [cheers and applause] 422 00:17:47,485 --> 00:17:49,862 Congratulations, husbands. 423 00:17:49,904 --> 00:17:52,990 * * 424 00:17:53,032 --> 00:17:55,827 - Yeah, we did it! Whoo! 425 00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:57,078 We did it! 426 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,162 - Oh, get the shot. 427 00:17:58,204 --> 00:18:01,165 [Them Vibes' "Cryin Shame"] 428 00:18:01,207 --> 00:18:06,754 * * 429 00:18:06,796 --> 00:18:08,756 - * Get your ticket on a big jet plane * 430 00:18:08,798 --> 00:18:12,385 [people cheering and whistling] 431 00:18:12,427 --> 00:18:14,554 * Gonna be a star killer in LA * 432 00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:16,639 * * 433 00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:19,058 * Call the doctor, go under the knife * 434 00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:21,853 * * 435 00:18:21,894 --> 00:18:23,771 - Looking good, Mr. Maldonado! 436 00:18:23,813 --> 00:18:26,524 - Thank you! Where's John? 437 00:18:26,566 --> 00:18:29,652 - [breathing heavily] 438 00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:34,991 [both moaning] 439 00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:55,053 - I didn't see that coming. 440 00:18:55,094 --> 00:18:56,512 - Me neither. 441 00:18:57,388 --> 00:18:59,432 But hey... 442 00:18:59,474 --> 00:19:00,850 [grunts] 443 00:19:00,892 --> 00:19:04,395 If Joe can get his, why can't I get mine? 444 00:19:04,437 --> 00:19:05,563 - [chuckles] 445 00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:07,482 And I got mine too. 446 00:19:10,151 --> 00:19:11,861 Congrats on getting married. 447 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,457 - [exhales heavily] 448 00:19:27,335 --> 00:19:29,754 - Oh, what's that? 449 00:19:29,796 --> 00:19:31,881 - Photos from Joe's social media. 450 00:19:31,923 --> 00:19:33,174 - Oh! 451 00:19:33,216 --> 00:19:34,842 - He makes fun of me for having three husbands. 452 00:19:34,884 --> 00:19:37,095 At least I didn't marry them all at the same time. 453 00:19:37,136 --> 00:19:39,430 [both laugh] 454 00:19:39,472 --> 00:19:41,224 - Look at those outfits. 455 00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:42,934 - Oh, my God, I'm just-- 456 00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:45,895 I'm wearing the same shirt! - Oh, my God! 457 00:19:45,937 --> 00:19:46,979 [laughs] 458 00:19:48,606 --> 00:19:51,776 So did any of Joe's employees get back to you? 459 00:19:51,818 --> 00:19:55,530 - No, unless you count a photo of a bare ass. 460 00:19:55,571 --> 00:19:58,074 - A bear's ass or a person's bare ass? 461 00:19:58,116 --> 00:19:59,951 - Bare, B-A-R-E. 462 00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:02,453 - Oh. - Though not devoid of fur. 463 00:20:02,495 --> 00:20:04,956 - [laughs] 464 00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:07,542 - I thought one of them would turn, you know? 465 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,961 But he's got them all so brainwashed. 466 00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:12,964 - Well, they rely on him for their livelihood, you know? 467 00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,841 It's really hard to get someone to break rank 468 00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:16,718 when they have so much to lose. 469 00:20:19,095 --> 00:20:21,639 - I guess there's one person I haven't reached out to yet 470 00:20:21,681 --> 00:20:24,100 who has everything to lose. 471 00:20:25,351 --> 00:20:28,020 [phone ringing] 472 00:20:28,062 --> 00:20:31,023 [upbeat music] 473 00:20:31,065 --> 00:20:37,280 * * 474 00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:39,449 - Hello. 475 00:20:39,490 --> 00:20:41,117 This is she. Who's this? 476 00:20:43,244 --> 00:20:45,913 You got some nerve calling here after what you done to my son! 477 00:20:45,955 --> 00:20:47,206 - Hey, Grandma, who is it? 478 00:20:47,248 --> 00:20:50,793 - It's that spawn of Satan, Carole Baskin! 479 00:20:50,835 --> 00:20:52,045 Gonna give her a piece of my mind! 480 00:20:52,086 --> 00:20:54,213 - Okay, just don't upset yourself, okay? 481 00:20:54,255 --> 00:20:55,298 I'll get rid of her. 482 00:20:55,339 --> 00:20:57,050 - You tell her what's what, Chealsi! 483 00:20:59,052 --> 00:21:01,387 - Are you trying to give my grandmother a coronary? 484 00:21:01,429 --> 00:21:02,680 The hell do you want? 485 00:21:02,722 --> 00:21:04,724 - Listen, I'm very sorry to bother you. 486 00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:07,310 I did not mean to upset Mrs. Schreibvogel. 487 00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:10,521 I'm calling because I'm worried about her. 488 00:21:10,563 --> 00:21:12,190 - Like you care. 489 00:21:12,231 --> 00:21:14,150 You know people are saying she committed fraud because of you? 490 00:21:14,192 --> 00:21:16,027 I can't believe you'd do that to an old lady. 491 00:21:16,069 --> 00:21:17,987 - Okay, that's not my doing. 492 00:21:18,029 --> 00:21:20,865 That's Joe's. He put her in that position. 493 00:21:20,907 --> 00:21:23,242 - Yeah, that's 'cause he's a lying sack of rat shit. 494 00:21:24,702 --> 00:21:25,953 - I wouldn't have put it quite like that, 495 00:21:25,995 --> 00:21:28,664 but I'm glad that we agree. 496 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:35,505 It sounds like you care about your grandma. 497 00:21:35,546 --> 00:21:36,714 - Of course. 498 00:21:36,756 --> 00:21:38,800 I don't want her caught up in this mess. 499 00:21:38,841 --> 00:21:40,259 - What if I told you there was something 500 00:21:40,301 --> 00:21:41,844 you could do about it? 501 00:21:48,810 --> 00:21:51,062 - [chuckles] 502 00:21:51,104 --> 00:21:54,440 Oh, I thought you were working late tonight. 503 00:21:54,482 --> 00:21:56,609 - No, I came home to work on my radio prep. 504 00:21:56,651 --> 00:21:57,694 - Ah! 505 00:21:57,735 --> 00:21:58,778 - Smells like a cantina in here. 506 00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:00,571 - Ah, it's the limes. 507 00:22:00,613 --> 00:22:02,115 I'm practicing the Chuflay. 508 00:22:02,156 --> 00:22:04,367 It's a Bolivian cocktail made with singani. 509 00:22:04,409 --> 00:22:05,576 Amazing. 510 00:22:05,618 --> 00:22:06,786 Oh, I found the most amazing 511 00:22:06,828 --> 00:22:08,788 Colombian arepa recipe. 512 00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:11,457 We gotta put it on the menu. It'll knock your socks off. 513 00:22:11,499 --> 00:22:14,585 - Have I told you lately that I just lose my pants 514 00:22:14,627 --> 00:22:15,962 for a party planner, Howard? 515 00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:18,881 - [laughs] That's a good thing! 516 00:22:18,923 --> 00:22:21,217 Well, you graduated Spanish Two. 517 00:22:21,259 --> 00:22:25,012 I want our dinner guests to taste how proud I am of you. 518 00:22:25,054 --> 00:22:26,222 both: Mwah. 519 00:22:26,264 --> 00:22:27,765 - Well, we can add this to the list 520 00:22:27,807 --> 00:22:29,475 of things to celebrate. - Yeah? 521 00:22:29,517 --> 00:22:33,479 - I got Joe's niece to write a letter to the judge 522 00:22:33,521 --> 00:22:35,940 saying that he transferred the zoo under false pretenses. 523 00:22:37,775 --> 00:22:38,985 - How? 524 00:22:39,027 --> 00:22:40,153 - I called Joe's mom, 525 00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:42,488 and Chealsi got on the phone. 526 00:22:42,530 --> 00:22:43,906 So do you think that'll get the court 527 00:22:43,948 --> 00:22:45,908 to transfer the zoo back into Joe's name? 528 00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:47,368 - Yeah, but I-- I thought you were 529 00:22:47,410 --> 00:22:49,287 just reaching out to Joe's employees. 530 00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:50,997 - Well, I did, and it didn't work, 531 00:22:51,039 --> 00:22:52,582 so I tried something else. 532 00:22:53,958 --> 00:22:56,002 - Okay, but... 533 00:22:57,003 --> 00:22:58,880 - What? 534 00:22:58,921 --> 00:23:01,758 - I just don't want things to escalate 535 00:23:01,799 --> 00:23:03,092 any more than they already have. 536 00:23:03,134 --> 00:23:05,386 - They already shot me in effigy, Howard. 537 00:23:05,428 --> 00:23:07,388 How much more could it escalate? 538 00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:14,479 Why don't you let me handle Joe 539 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,189 and you help me with my radio prep 540 00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:17,440 if you're up for it? 541 00:23:17,482 --> 00:23:19,067 - Okay, yes. 542 00:23:19,108 --> 00:23:22,070 [soft music] 543 00:23:22,111 --> 00:23:23,529 * * 544 00:23:23,571 --> 00:23:25,406 Okay. 545 00:23:25,990 --> 00:23:28,785 - So here it is. 546 00:23:28,826 --> 00:23:29,869 - Okay. 547 00:23:29,911 --> 00:23:31,996 - This is Big Cat Rescue. 548 00:23:34,707 --> 00:23:36,542 - Wow. 549 00:23:36,584 --> 00:23:39,462 I do wonder what that is. 550 00:23:39,504 --> 00:23:42,382 - Well, that's obviously a tiger hammock. 551 00:23:42,423 --> 00:23:44,050 Never saw a tiger hammock before? 552 00:23:44,092 --> 00:23:46,427 - Not yet. That's creative. 553 00:23:46,469 --> 00:23:47,887 - Thanks. 554 00:23:47,929 --> 00:23:49,764 Ugh, I'm sorry. 555 00:23:49,806 --> 00:23:52,558 Can I ask you a question? - Mm. 556 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,519 - [exhales heavily] 557 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,146 I felt like we had a connection at the aquarium. 558 00:23:57,188 --> 00:23:58,773 - Well, I thought so too. 559 00:23:58,815 --> 00:24:00,900 - So why did you wait three weeks to call me? 560 00:24:00,942 --> 00:24:02,402 - Well-- - My daughter said 561 00:24:02,443 --> 00:24:05,154 that maybe you were some kind of player or something. 562 00:24:05,196 --> 00:24:06,906 - Well, to be honest, 563 00:24:06,948 --> 00:24:08,408 I actually had dates 564 00:24:08,449 --> 00:24:10,827 scheduled for those next three weeks. 565 00:24:10,868 --> 00:24:13,830 - Okay. Oh, so you are a player. 566 00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:16,249 - No. I mean, I don't think so. 567 00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:17,959 I'm not really sure what that is. 568 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,837 Let me try to explain. - Please. 569 00:24:20,878 --> 00:24:23,423 - So I had already scheduled those dates before we met, 570 00:24:23,464 --> 00:24:27,552 and I thought I needed to see those commitments through. 571 00:24:27,593 --> 00:24:30,096 It just felt like the right thing to do. 572 00:24:30,138 --> 00:24:33,683 - Well, you really are a good guy. 573 00:24:33,725 --> 00:24:34,892 - I hope so. 574 00:24:34,934 --> 00:24:36,102 - Yikes. 575 00:24:36,144 --> 00:24:38,688 - Unless that's code for boring. 576 00:24:38,730 --> 00:24:39,939 - No, no, no, no. 577 00:24:39,981 --> 00:24:43,234 Um...reliable? 578 00:24:43,276 --> 00:24:46,654 - Oh, that might be worse. 579 00:24:47,488 --> 00:24:50,491 I'll have you know I can be a real loose cannon. 580 00:24:50,533 --> 00:24:51,951 - Okay. 581 00:24:51,993 --> 00:24:54,579 - Yes, just the other day, I was looking at my kitchen, 582 00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:56,414 and I realized it could use some color. 583 00:24:56,456 --> 00:24:58,332 - Uh-huh. - So by the end of that week, 584 00:24:58,374 --> 00:25:02,045 that kitchen was mauve, just like that. 585 00:25:02,086 --> 00:25:04,338 - Mauve? - Yes. 586 00:25:04,380 --> 00:25:06,215 - So your kitchen is pink? 587 00:25:06,257 --> 00:25:08,342 - No, it's mauve. 588 00:25:09,719 --> 00:25:11,262 - Sounds pink to me. 589 00:25:11,304 --> 00:25:13,306 - [chuckles] Well... 590 00:25:14,849 --> 00:25:16,517 - That's funny. 591 00:25:21,773 --> 00:25:24,192 Am I gonna say it? 592 00:25:24,233 --> 00:25:26,652 Yeah, I'll say it. 593 00:25:26,694 --> 00:25:29,280 I like you, Howard. 594 00:25:29,322 --> 00:25:31,491 - I like you. - Okay. 595 00:25:31,532 --> 00:25:34,369 [laughs] 596 00:25:34,410 --> 00:25:35,995 That's scary for me to admit, 597 00:25:36,037 --> 00:25:39,374 because I do not usually choose wisely. 598 00:25:39,415 --> 00:25:41,584 It's probably too early for me to be laying 599 00:25:41,626 --> 00:25:44,337 my baggage at your feet like this. 600 00:25:44,379 --> 00:25:48,007 - Cards on the table. That's how I like to play too. 601 00:25:48,049 --> 00:25:49,342 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 602 00:25:49,384 --> 00:25:53,304 - Well, I was married before. 603 00:25:53,346 --> 00:25:54,847 - Yes. Well, Mary told me. 604 00:25:54,889 --> 00:25:56,682 - Yeah. 605 00:25:56,724 --> 00:26:01,020 And people have said some pretty nasty things about me. 606 00:26:01,062 --> 00:26:02,688 - I don't listen to gossip. 607 00:26:02,730 --> 00:26:04,565 - I was married twice before, actually. 608 00:26:04,607 --> 00:26:05,692 - Mm. 609 00:26:05,733 --> 00:26:07,360 - Had a lot of boyfriends before that. 610 00:26:07,402 --> 00:26:09,696 - Mm. - Couple girlfriends too. 611 00:26:09,737 --> 00:26:11,197 - Oh. 612 00:26:11,239 --> 00:26:13,366 - Cards on the table. [both laugh] 613 00:26:13,408 --> 00:26:15,785 - Well, no one can accuse you of being boring. 614 00:26:15,827 --> 00:26:17,578 - Well, thank you. 615 00:26:19,872 --> 00:26:22,291 - Does it bother you that I've never been married? 616 00:26:22,333 --> 00:26:25,211 - I will admit that I'm curious about it. 617 00:26:25,253 --> 00:26:26,963 Will you tell me why? 618 00:26:27,004 --> 00:26:28,631 - Yes, yes, happy to. 619 00:26:30,049 --> 00:26:33,469 I've asked a lot of married people over the years, 620 00:26:33,511 --> 00:26:36,264 if they could go back and do it again, would they? 621 00:26:36,305 --> 00:26:40,393 And a few say no, but most pause. 622 00:26:40,435 --> 00:26:43,104 Briefly, but still... - Mm. 623 00:26:44,272 --> 00:26:45,732 - That pause tells you everything. 624 00:26:45,773 --> 00:26:51,612 Only about 13% say yes right away, unequivocally. 625 00:26:51,654 --> 00:26:54,907 And I realized 626 00:26:54,949 --> 00:26:58,244 I only want to get married if I can be certain 627 00:26:58,286 --> 00:27:01,039 I'll be in the 13%. 628 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,666 - Hmm. 629 00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:06,044 [warm music] 630 00:27:06,085 --> 00:27:08,963 Um... 631 00:27:09,005 --> 00:27:10,798 the cats come first. 632 00:27:12,592 --> 00:27:15,094 I'm never gonna change that. 633 00:27:15,136 --> 00:27:17,055 - Why would I want you to change? 634 00:27:17,096 --> 00:27:22,477 * * 635 00:27:22,518 --> 00:27:24,479 - But tiger cubs are so cute. 636 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,272 How can it be wrong to hold one? 637 00:27:26,314 --> 00:27:29,442 - They are phenomenally cute, 638 00:27:29,484 --> 00:27:31,778 but you have to remember that those tiger cubs 639 00:27:31,819 --> 00:27:34,364 have been ripped prematurely from their mothers 640 00:27:34,405 --> 00:27:36,574 before they've had a chance to nurse. 641 00:27:36,616 --> 00:27:39,452 And then when it ages out, it's going to be locked up 642 00:27:39,494 --> 00:27:42,080 in a dusty cage for the rest of its life 643 00:27:42,121 --> 00:27:46,084 or, worse, euthanized, 644 00:27:46,125 --> 00:27:48,211 so suddenly not so cute. 645 00:27:48,252 --> 00:27:50,129 - Oh, that's terrible. - Yeah. 646 00:27:50,171 --> 00:27:51,964 - Well, consider me converted. 647 00:27:52,006 --> 00:27:53,257 - Well, good. 648 00:27:53,299 --> 00:27:56,052 - Let's take some calls. 649 00:27:56,094 --> 00:27:58,805 First up is Linda from Sarasota. 650 00:27:58,846 --> 00:28:00,848 - Yeah, I just wanted to say, I didn't know 651 00:28:00,890 --> 00:28:03,476 any of this was going on. - Uh-huh. 652 00:28:03,518 --> 00:28:05,353 - Thank you for opening my eyes. 653 00:28:05,395 --> 00:28:08,314 Is there anything I can do to help? 654 00:28:08,356 --> 00:28:10,483 - Okay, yes, that's an excellent question. 655 00:28:10,525 --> 00:28:13,236 You can call your congressperson. 656 00:28:13,277 --> 00:28:15,488 We are diligently trying to bring 657 00:28:15,530 --> 00:28:17,532 our Big Cat Public Safety Act 658 00:28:17,573 --> 00:28:19,158 to Washington, and we need a sponsor. 659 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,453 So if every one of your listeners called their rep, 660 00:28:22,495 --> 00:28:24,539 we would be in D.C. by the end of the year. 661 00:28:24,580 --> 00:28:25,790 - I will, thanks. 662 00:28:25,832 --> 00:28:27,500 - Which'd be really good for the cats. 663 00:28:27,542 --> 00:28:31,170 - Time for our next caller. We've got Joe on the line. 664 00:28:31,212 --> 00:28:32,505 How are you, Joe? 665 00:28:32,547 --> 00:28:33,965 - I'd be a hell of a lot better 666 00:28:34,006 --> 00:28:35,800 if Carole would get off my ass. 667 00:28:35,842 --> 00:28:37,427 [ominous music] 668 00:28:37,468 --> 00:28:39,554 First you come after my livelihood. 669 00:28:39,595 --> 00:28:42,348 Then you get my own flesh and blood to turn on me. 670 00:28:42,390 --> 00:28:45,268 - It sounds like you two know each other. 671 00:28:45,309 --> 00:28:49,689 - Yeah, well-- yes, this is a--this is 672 00:28:49,731 --> 00:28:52,316 a known animal abuser named Joe Exotic. 673 00:28:52,358 --> 00:28:53,776 - Hold on. 674 00:28:53,818 --> 00:28:56,904 - And he has been the focus of one of our campaigns. 675 00:28:56,946 --> 00:28:58,197 I'll have you know, 676 00:28:58,239 --> 00:28:59,407 the way this man treats his animals, 677 00:28:59,449 --> 00:29:00,742 he is one of the worst offenders 678 00:29:00,783 --> 00:29:02,660 I've ever come across in my career. 679 00:29:02,702 --> 00:29:04,579 - That is a lie. 680 00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:06,873 All I've ever done was love on my animals, 681 00:29:06,914 --> 00:29:09,459 and I've rescued more cats than you ever will. 682 00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:11,377 - And that's to say nothing of the unsafe conditions 683 00:29:11,419 --> 00:29:12,879 at his zoo for the human beings. 684 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,380 Just recently, one of his employees 685 00:29:14,422 --> 00:29:16,382 had his arm chewed off by a tiger. 686 00:29:16,424 --> 00:29:17,717 - That was an accident! 687 00:29:17,759 --> 00:29:19,552 And at least I gave him room and board. 688 00:29:19,594 --> 00:29:21,137 You don't even pay your goddamn people! 689 00:29:21,179 --> 00:29:24,015 - Sir, this is public radio. Please watch your language. 690 00:29:24,057 --> 00:29:25,099 - They play music on the radio. 691 00:29:25,141 --> 00:29:26,350 All you do is talk. 692 00:29:26,392 --> 00:29:27,935 What's the point of a station that don't play 693 00:29:27,977 --> 00:29:29,020 Clint Black or Garth Brooks? 694 00:29:29,062 --> 00:29:30,521 You know, I made some songs myself. 695 00:29:30,563 --> 00:29:32,732 You should put 'em on. - Okay, this is the way 696 00:29:32,774 --> 00:29:34,692 he treats your audience, imagine how he treats his cats. 697 00:29:34,734 --> 00:29:36,569 - I think you need to shut your mouth, Carole, 698 00:29:36,611 --> 00:29:39,447 acting like some goddamn saint. 699 00:29:39,489 --> 00:29:40,740 - I would like all the listeners to know... 700 00:29:40,782 --> 00:29:42,408 - That you're freaking crazy? 701 00:29:42,450 --> 00:29:44,619 - That I will not rest in my life 702 00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:47,038 until abusers like Joe 703 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,540 are kept as far away from animals as possible. 704 00:29:49,582 --> 00:29:52,210 - Ha! Like you can keep me away from my animals! 705 00:29:52,251 --> 00:29:53,503 - Well, we will see. 706 00:29:53,544 --> 00:29:55,129 - Damn right, we will! 707 00:29:55,171 --> 00:29:56,631 And just 'cause the zoo's back in my name 708 00:29:56,672 --> 00:29:58,007 don't mean you won. 709 00:29:58,049 --> 00:29:59,342 You have no idea 710 00:29:59,384 --> 00:30:01,469 what I'm willing to do for my animals. 711 00:30:01,511 --> 00:30:03,221 - You have no idea what I'm willing to do. 712 00:30:03,262 --> 00:30:04,806 - Okay, let's take a breather. 713 00:30:04,847 --> 00:30:07,934 - Mark my words, Carole Baskin. 714 00:30:07,975 --> 00:30:10,019 Before this is over, 715 00:30:10,061 --> 00:30:12,230 you will stop breathing. 716 00:30:12,271 --> 00:30:18,820 * * 717 00:30:18,861 --> 00:30:20,363 You get all that? 718 00:30:20,405 --> 00:30:22,824 - Yeah. 719 00:30:22,865 --> 00:30:24,951 - Are you okay? 720 00:30:24,992 --> 00:30:26,452 - I'm fine. 721 00:30:27,912 --> 00:30:31,374 Joe has just showed us exactly why it's critical 722 00:30:31,416 --> 00:30:35,837 to pass this bill and to stop psychos like him 723 00:30:35,878 --> 00:30:39,298 from being in possession of these marvelous animals. 724 00:30:39,340 --> 00:30:42,593 So, um, please pick up your phone 725 00:30:42,635 --> 00:30:44,971 and call your congressperson. 726 00:30:45,012 --> 00:30:47,432 Um, okay, thank you. 727 00:30:47,473 --> 00:30:49,851 [soft music] 728 00:30:55,857 --> 00:30:56,899 - This one's called the Gold Shooting Star. 729 00:30:56,941 --> 00:30:58,860 Goes on for, like, 30 seconds. 730 00:30:58,901 --> 00:31:00,445 Looks awesome at night. 731 00:31:00,486 --> 00:31:01,487 Me and some friends are gonna go 732 00:31:01,529 --> 00:31:03,740 shoot some more off on Saturday. 733 00:31:03,781 --> 00:31:06,659 - [exhales heavily] 734 00:31:06,701 --> 00:31:08,494 I ain't doing nothing on Saturday. 735 00:31:08,536 --> 00:31:11,080 - [chuckles] Seriously? 736 00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:17,253 - Yeah, if that's cool. 737 00:31:17,295 --> 00:31:18,421 - Well, you tell me. 738 00:31:18,463 --> 00:31:20,298 You're the one that's married to my boss. 739 00:31:22,842 --> 00:31:24,302 - I'm a grown man. 740 00:31:26,387 --> 00:31:27,680 I can do whatever I want. 741 00:31:27,722 --> 00:31:29,557 - [laughs] 742 00:31:31,392 --> 00:31:33,644 Okay. 743 00:31:33,686 --> 00:31:36,564 Saturday night, fireworks. 744 00:31:36,606 --> 00:31:38,483 - [chuckles] 745 00:31:38,524 --> 00:31:40,193 - I'll see you there. 746 00:31:40,234 --> 00:31:41,778 [laughs] 747 00:31:47,116 --> 00:31:50,286 - Afternoon. Lucas Fields. 748 00:31:50,328 --> 00:31:53,873 I've been assigned to inventory your assets. 749 00:31:53,915 --> 00:31:55,875 - That's gotta be one of the worst pickup lines 750 00:31:55,917 --> 00:31:59,337 I've ever heard, but I can assure you, 751 00:31:59,379 --> 00:32:00,880 assets are substantial. 752 00:32:00,922 --> 00:32:03,049 - Ah! [laughter] 753 00:32:03,091 --> 00:32:06,719 - Uh, sir, you have a $1-million judgment 754 00:32:06,761 --> 00:32:08,554 against you, yeah. 755 00:32:08,596 --> 00:32:11,224 Since this zoo is back in your name, we have to take 756 00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:14,352 an inventory to assess how you're gonna make good. 757 00:32:14,394 --> 00:32:15,436 - [inhales sharply] 758 00:32:15,478 --> 00:32:17,605 That bitch sent you. 759 00:32:17,647 --> 00:32:19,524 - Excuse me? - Don't play dumb. 760 00:32:19,565 --> 00:32:21,567 Carole Baskin. 761 00:32:21,609 --> 00:32:23,152 - I was sent by the court. 762 00:32:23,194 --> 00:32:24,821 - Does he have a choice in this, Chase? 763 00:32:24,862 --> 00:32:27,156 - Afraid not. The law's the law. 764 00:32:27,198 --> 00:32:29,367 - Why? He didn't do anything wrong. 765 00:32:29,409 --> 00:32:31,285 - It's okay. 766 00:32:31,327 --> 00:32:34,288 Let's give this bottom-feeder a free tour. 767 00:32:35,456 --> 00:32:36,791 No skin off my ass. 768 00:32:36,833 --> 00:32:38,126 I'll be rich 769 00:32:38,167 --> 00:32:40,878 before anyone takes a pebble off my land. 770 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,965 My producer's in Hollywood right now, setting it up. 771 00:32:44,006 --> 00:32:47,635 - After 30 years in TV, 772 00:32:47,677 --> 00:32:50,263 I thought I'd seen it all. 773 00:32:50,304 --> 00:32:52,265 I've interviewed A-list celebrities. 774 00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:55,017 I've smoked crack with vice cops after a bust. 775 00:32:55,059 --> 00:32:56,602 Hell, I worked with Bill O'Reilly 776 00:32:56,644 --> 00:32:58,271 and didn't end up in a loony bin. 777 00:32:58,312 --> 00:33:00,440 [laughter] 778 00:33:00,481 --> 00:33:04,819 Joe Exotic is the craziest motherfucker I've ever met. 779 00:33:04,861 --> 00:33:07,780 And I can promise you, 780 00:33:07,822 --> 00:33:10,908 America is gonna love him. 781 00:33:14,662 --> 00:33:18,833 [fanfare playing over TV] 782 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,588 - Are the firearms necessary? 783 00:33:23,629 --> 00:33:26,424 - In case the tigers get unruly. 784 00:33:26,466 --> 00:33:28,259 - And do they get unruly often? 785 00:33:28,301 --> 00:33:30,178 - [laughs] Often enough. 786 00:33:31,262 --> 00:33:33,848 - Have you heard from Rick? - Not yet. 787 00:33:33,890 --> 00:33:35,892 20 minutes ago, the meeting started. 788 00:33:35,933 --> 00:33:38,269 How long does a damn pitch take, anyway? 789 00:33:38,311 --> 00:33:39,771 - Do I look like I've ever been to Hollywood? 790 00:33:39,812 --> 00:33:40,897 - Excuse me. 791 00:33:40,938 --> 00:33:44,192 Uh, so when were the cages built? 792 00:33:44,233 --> 00:33:47,111 - How long does it take a suit to say yes and sign a check? 793 00:33:47,153 --> 00:33:48,613 - Uh, sir? 794 00:33:48,654 --> 00:33:49,989 - I'm in the middle of something. 795 00:33:50,031 --> 00:33:51,532 - I have to account for everything. 796 00:33:51,574 --> 00:33:53,034 The cages, please? 797 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,329 - Oh, you wanna know about the cages. 798 00:33:56,371 --> 00:33:58,581 Should've said so before. 799 00:33:58,623 --> 00:34:01,709 Come on, let's show him the cages. 800 00:34:01,751 --> 00:34:03,252 [grunts] 801 00:34:03,294 --> 00:34:06,255 [dramatic music] 802 00:34:06,297 --> 00:34:09,175 * * 803 00:34:09,217 --> 00:34:11,302 Come on in. Look around. [tiger growls] 804 00:34:11,344 --> 00:34:13,054 Meet Bonedigger. 805 00:34:13,888 --> 00:34:15,598 - Close the gate, please. 806 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:17,308 - What, you don't like tigers? 807 00:34:17,350 --> 00:34:20,520 Guess we're gonna find out whether they like you. 808 00:34:20,561 --> 00:34:21,687 [tiger growls] 809 00:34:21,729 --> 00:34:23,022 - Please close the gate. 810 00:34:24,065 --> 00:34:25,400 - Oh, no sudden moves, dude. 811 00:34:25,441 --> 00:34:27,485 No sudden moves. You'll freak him out. 812 00:34:27,527 --> 00:34:30,071 - Hey, hey, hey, Joe, come on. Look, what are you doing? 813 00:34:30,113 --> 00:34:31,614 - Ain't there some dried-up turds in there 814 00:34:31,656 --> 00:34:32,865 you need to inventory? 815 00:34:32,907 --> 00:34:34,117 - Hey, Joe, close the gate. 816 00:34:34,158 --> 00:34:35,785 - Joe, come on, close the gate! 817 00:34:35,827 --> 00:34:37,787 - Gotta have an account of everything. 818 00:34:37,829 --> 00:34:39,997 - Close the goddamn gate, Joe! - Joe. 819 00:34:40,039 --> 00:34:41,290 I think we've had our fun. 820 00:34:41,332 --> 00:34:43,042 - Hey, Rink, don't be a buzzkill. 821 00:34:43,084 --> 00:34:44,877 - Show's over, buddy. Come on, now. 822 00:34:44,919 --> 00:34:47,171 - Oh, come on, I ain't gonna let Bonedigger 823 00:34:47,213 --> 00:34:48,715 take more than a nibble out of him. 824 00:34:48,756 --> 00:34:50,550 [laughs] 825 00:34:50,591 --> 00:34:51,884 - [gasps] 826 00:34:51,926 --> 00:34:55,054 [breathing heavily] 827 00:35:03,730 --> 00:35:06,441 It's just a nightmare. 828 00:35:06,482 --> 00:35:08,776 There are no alligators in your house. 829 00:35:10,570 --> 00:35:12,113 Nothing's gonna hurt you. 830 00:35:13,865 --> 00:35:16,159 What you think about, you bring about. 831 00:35:16,868 --> 00:35:19,912 What you think about, you bring about. 832 00:35:26,252 --> 00:35:29,380 [soft jazz music] 833 00:35:29,422 --> 00:35:32,675 * * 834 00:35:32,717 --> 00:35:34,177 - Honey. 835 00:35:34,218 --> 00:35:36,429 Honey, you're not gonna believe this. 836 00:35:36,471 --> 00:35:39,015 I found curtido at the specialty market. 837 00:35:39,057 --> 00:35:41,976 Our vegan pupusas are gonna be off the cadena. 838 00:35:42,018 --> 00:35:45,396 - Ah. Agh! Ugh! 839 00:35:46,731 --> 00:35:50,693 I keep using tildes where acute accents should go. 840 00:35:50,735 --> 00:35:51,903 Don't know why. 841 00:35:51,944 --> 00:35:53,029 - You know, you can skip the fancy menus 842 00:35:53,071 --> 00:35:54,864 for one dinner party, my love. 843 00:35:54,906 --> 00:35:56,491 - They are my signature, Carole. 844 00:35:56,532 --> 00:35:58,826 People expect them. 845 00:35:58,868 --> 00:36:05,583 * * 846 00:36:05,625 --> 00:36:07,168 - My love... - [sighs] 847 00:36:07,210 --> 00:36:09,379 - Is this about the radio show? 848 00:36:09,420 --> 00:36:12,090 'Cause you cannot let Joe get to you. 849 00:36:14,300 --> 00:36:19,097 - He threatened to kill you, Carole, on the air. 850 00:36:19,138 --> 00:36:20,640 - Yes, but he gave us a gift, 851 00:36:20,681 --> 00:36:23,059 because that congresswomen wants to sit down 852 00:36:23,101 --> 00:36:24,977 because of the radio show. 853 00:36:25,019 --> 00:36:27,563 So...I don't know. 854 00:36:27,605 --> 00:36:31,567 Sometimes you just have to take all those nasty feelings 855 00:36:31,609 --> 00:36:33,069 and put them in a box 856 00:36:33,111 --> 00:36:36,239 and put them up on the shelf where they can't get to you. 857 00:36:37,156 --> 00:36:39,909 Trust me, it works. 858 00:36:39,951 --> 00:36:41,411 I'm gonna go get ready. 859 00:36:41,452 --> 00:36:47,250 * * 860 00:36:47,291 --> 00:36:49,669 What is going on with Howard? 861 00:36:50,670 --> 00:36:52,088 Where is he? 862 00:36:52,130 --> 00:36:53,506 - He's gonna be here. 863 00:36:53,548 --> 00:36:54,590 - This is not the kind of thing 864 00:36:54,632 --> 00:36:56,467 you show up fashionably late for. 865 00:36:57,802 --> 00:36:59,429 Was I was wrong about Howard? 866 00:37:00,930 --> 00:37:02,432 [light music] 867 00:37:02,473 --> 00:37:04,267 - Is that him? 868 00:37:04,308 --> 00:37:06,602 [laughs] 869 00:37:06,644 --> 00:37:07,937 - It can't be. 870 00:37:07,979 --> 00:37:09,772 - [laughs] 871 00:37:09,814 --> 00:37:12,483 - Oh, my Lord. 872 00:37:12,525 --> 00:37:15,111 - [laughs] 873 00:37:15,153 --> 00:37:16,404 - What in the hell are you doing? 874 00:37:16,446 --> 00:37:19,991 - I told you, I am full of surprises. 875 00:37:21,159 --> 00:37:24,162 [laughter] 876 00:37:24,203 --> 00:37:26,205 - Honey, you look hot. 877 00:37:26,247 --> 00:37:29,125 [Pony Sherrell's "Jungle Ungle, Um, Bai"] 878 00:37:29,167 --> 00:37:30,960 * * 879 00:37:31,002 --> 00:37:33,296 - * In the jungle, there's a rhythm that's called the * 880 00:37:33,337 --> 00:37:34,422 * Jungle ungle, um, bai * 881 00:37:34,464 --> 00:37:35,965 * Jungle ungle, um, bai * 882 00:37:36,007 --> 00:37:37,592 * And the natives all dance to the rhythm of * 883 00:37:37,633 --> 00:37:39,135 * Jungle ungle, um, bai * 884 00:37:39,177 --> 00:37:40,553 * Jungle ungle, um, bai * 885 00:37:40,595 --> 00:37:42,138 * They got the beat from the bob safari * 886 00:37:42,180 --> 00:37:44,557 * And the crazy hep cat missionary * 887 00:37:44,599 --> 00:37:47,060 * Now the jungle jumps to the rhythm of * 888 00:37:47,101 --> 00:37:48,144 * Jungle ungle, um, bai * 889 00:37:48,186 --> 00:37:49,145 * Jungle ungle, um, bai * 890 00:37:49,187 --> 00:37:50,146 * Jungle ungle, um, bai * 891 00:37:50,188 --> 00:37:51,355 - When it came to the vows, 892 00:37:51,397 --> 00:37:54,650 I wanted to do something a little different. 893 00:37:54,692 --> 00:37:59,030 So I asked you, Carole, if you would sit down with me 894 00:37:59,072 --> 00:38:02,283 and together write up a constitution 895 00:38:02,325 --> 00:38:04,494 laying out how each of us wants to be treated. 896 00:38:04,535 --> 00:38:07,205 - Mm-hmm. - A contract, if you will. 897 00:38:07,246 --> 00:38:08,664 Sue me. I'm a lawyer. 898 00:38:08,706 --> 00:38:11,167 [laughter] 899 00:38:11,209 --> 00:38:16,089 - So here is our Declaration of Interdependence. 900 00:38:17,048 --> 00:38:19,384 - Uh, okay. 901 00:38:19,425 --> 00:38:21,260 Okay. 902 00:38:21,302 --> 00:38:25,098 - We promise to always be on each other's team... 903 00:38:25,139 --> 00:38:27,642 - And together on the cats' team... 904 00:38:27,683 --> 00:38:31,771 - To tell each other the truth, even when it's hard... 905 00:38:31,813 --> 00:38:35,024 - To always be up front with our feelings 906 00:38:35,066 --> 00:38:37,402 and never let resentment bottle up. 907 00:38:39,821 --> 00:38:42,532 [laughter] 908 00:38:42,573 --> 00:38:44,909 - And for the pièce de résistance, 909 00:38:44,951 --> 00:38:47,578 the majestic paella. 910 00:38:47,620 --> 00:38:49,247 - Whoo! 911 00:38:49,288 --> 00:38:52,166 - Hailing from España, this is the traditional dish 912 00:38:52,208 --> 00:38:53,710 of farmers and laborers. 913 00:38:53,751 --> 00:38:55,378 And of course, we have put our own vegan spin 914 00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:57,171 on it, right, sweetie? 915 00:38:57,213 --> 00:38:59,132 - Yeah. 916 00:38:59,173 --> 00:39:00,758 - Thank you. Clap, clap! 917 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,051 [laughter] Oh, dear. 918 00:39:02,093 --> 00:39:04,846 Did you know that Spanish is different in Spain 919 00:39:04,887 --> 00:39:06,305 than it is in Latin America? 920 00:39:06,347 --> 00:39:08,307 For instance, in Mexico, they say gracias, 921 00:39:08,349 --> 00:39:10,059 and then in Spain, they say "grathiath." 922 00:39:10,101 --> 00:39:11,602 - "Grathiath, grathiath"! 923 00:39:11,644 --> 00:39:13,563 Looks delicious. 924 00:39:13,604 --> 00:39:14,814 - Valerie was in the middle of telling us 925 00:39:14,856 --> 00:39:16,232 about her clothing business. 926 00:39:16,274 --> 00:39:18,317 - Yeah, kids' pajamas. 927 00:39:18,359 --> 00:39:19,402 - I forgot that you were doing that. 928 00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:20,903 - Yeah. - How--how's that going? 929 00:39:20,945 --> 00:39:22,363 - It's getting there. 930 00:39:22,405 --> 00:39:25,366 I love my work at BCR, but I wanted to make 931 00:39:25,408 --> 00:39:27,577 my MBA work for myself. 932 00:39:27,618 --> 00:39:29,162 - Valerie has also been doing amazing work 933 00:39:29,203 --> 00:39:30,913 for our legislation initiative. 934 00:39:30,955 --> 00:39:32,457 - Oh, how's that going? 935 00:39:32,498 --> 00:39:35,251 - Would you believe we might actually have 936 00:39:35,293 --> 00:39:39,422 a sponsor for our bill, courtesy of Tampa Radio? 937 00:39:39,464 --> 00:39:41,174 - I didn't want to bring up the interview 938 00:39:41,215 --> 00:39:42,425 in case it was a sore subject. 939 00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:43,676 - Are you fucking kidding me? 940 00:39:43,718 --> 00:39:46,179 I'm gonna send that asshole a gift basket. 941 00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:47,430 [laughter] 942 00:39:47,472 --> 00:39:49,015 - Oh, good, because if it were me, 943 00:39:49,057 --> 00:39:51,476 I'd be hiding under the covers and popping Vicodin. 944 00:39:51,517 --> 00:39:53,770 - No, actually, the ones you have to worry about 945 00:39:53,811 --> 00:39:55,313 are the ones that don't give you heads-up 946 00:39:55,354 --> 00:39:57,065 before they come for you. 947 00:39:57,106 --> 00:39:59,108 - You sound like you know from experience. 948 00:39:59,150 --> 00:40:00,693 - Unfortunately. 949 00:40:00,735 --> 00:40:04,781 My first husband used to drink himself into a stupor 950 00:40:04,822 --> 00:40:07,116 and beat me within an inch of my life. 951 00:40:07,158 --> 00:40:08,284 [chuckles] 952 00:40:11,245 --> 00:40:12,914 - Oh, Carole... 953 00:40:12,955 --> 00:40:15,708 - Oh, no, it's fine. It's not a funeral. [laughs] 954 00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:17,460 I'm still here. 955 00:40:17,502 --> 00:40:19,587 No, this one time--oh, my God. 956 00:40:19,629 --> 00:40:22,131 He took apart a metal bed frame, 957 00:40:22,173 --> 00:40:23,383 and this is while he was drunk, 958 00:40:23,424 --> 00:40:24,509 and he took one of the railings, 959 00:40:24,550 --> 00:40:26,302 and he was chasing me around the room, 960 00:40:26,344 --> 00:40:28,137 slamming it into the walls, 961 00:40:28,179 --> 00:40:30,640 trying to smash my skull open. 962 00:40:30,681 --> 00:40:33,267 Thank God he missed-- hit the wall, though. 963 00:40:33,309 --> 00:40:34,852 Guess who had to patch that up. 964 00:40:43,361 --> 00:40:44,696 - Who wants another drink? 965 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,288 - Where you been? Been calling you. 966 00:40:54,330 --> 00:40:55,456 - Yeah. 967 00:40:58,584 --> 00:41:00,545 Thought I should tell you in person. 968 00:41:02,046 --> 00:41:03,923 Look... 969 00:41:03,965 --> 00:41:05,299 it didn't sell. 970 00:41:06,050 --> 00:41:07,009 - What? 971 00:41:07,051 --> 00:41:08,970 - They all passed. 972 00:41:09,011 --> 00:41:10,304 - You're fucking with me. 973 00:41:10,346 --> 00:41:12,265 Good one, Rick. 974 00:41:12,306 --> 00:41:13,808 - Wish I was. 975 00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:19,897 - Wait, did you show them the shot 976 00:41:19,939 --> 00:41:22,942 of me on the throne and Saff's arm? 977 00:41:22,984 --> 00:41:24,235 - I showed it all. 978 00:41:24,277 --> 00:41:26,112 The networks are terrified of blowback 979 00:41:26,154 --> 00:41:27,363 from the animal rights folks. 980 00:41:27,405 --> 00:41:29,240 They won't touch it. I'm sorry, Joe. 981 00:41:29,282 --> 00:41:31,284 - I was counting on this sale, Rick. 982 00:41:31,325 --> 00:41:32,910 Everything's depending on it. 983 00:41:32,952 --> 00:41:34,162 - Hang on to that. 984 00:41:34,203 --> 00:41:36,372 It's the closest you'll get to being on TV. 985 00:41:36,414 --> 00:41:37,707 - There's gotta be someone else! 986 00:41:37,749 --> 00:41:39,876 - I pitched it to everyone in town. 987 00:41:39,917 --> 00:41:41,461 - Well, then pitch it to someone out of town! 988 00:41:41,502 --> 00:41:43,212 - Joe, I know you're disappointed, 989 00:41:43,254 --> 00:41:44,255 but I think I know a little more 990 00:41:44,297 --> 00:41:46,215 about this business than you do. 991 00:41:46,257 --> 00:41:48,009 - Seems like you don't know shit. 992 00:41:48,051 --> 00:41:50,386 I should've known better than to hand my fucking show 993 00:41:50,428 --> 00:41:52,263 to a washed-up junkie. 994 00:41:53,264 --> 00:41:55,475 - I'm not a junkie, I'm a drunk, 995 00:41:55,516 --> 00:41:58,394 and if you're gonna shit on me, do it right. 996 00:41:58,436 --> 00:41:59,771 If you think you're screwed, 997 00:41:59,812 --> 00:42:01,564 this was months of my life here. 998 00:42:01,606 --> 00:42:03,900 I'm only gonna get pennies on the dollar 999 00:42:03,941 --> 00:42:06,402 for the footage now. 1000 00:42:06,444 --> 00:42:07,820 - I thought you said there was no takers. 1001 00:42:07,862 --> 00:42:10,365 - I can shop the B-roll, try to salvage whatever I can. 1002 00:42:10,406 --> 00:42:11,574 - Shop to who? 1003 00:42:11,616 --> 00:42:13,910 - To whoever'll take it off my hands! 1004 00:42:15,286 --> 00:42:18,164 - Like Carole Baskin? 1005 00:42:18,206 --> 00:42:20,041 She got to you too, huh? - What are you talking about? 1006 00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:23,086 - First Chealsi stabs me in the back, then you. 1007 00:42:23,127 --> 00:42:24,754 - Are you seriously nuts? 1008 00:42:24,796 --> 00:42:26,172 - She's been trying to find something 1009 00:42:26,214 --> 00:42:28,841 to nail on me, and you're giving her the fucking rope 1010 00:42:28,883 --> 00:42:30,301 to hang me with! 1011 00:42:31,636 --> 00:42:35,515 - You think I spent months in Fucksville, Oklahoma, 1012 00:42:35,556 --> 00:42:37,600 living in this open-air toilet, 1013 00:42:37,642 --> 00:42:39,185 all so I could sell the footage 1014 00:42:39,227 --> 00:42:42,105 to some woman I don't know for a couple of bucks? 1015 00:42:42,146 --> 00:42:44,440 - That's exactly what I think. - Then you're the junkie. 1016 00:42:44,482 --> 00:42:45,775 You're high on your own bullshit. 1017 00:42:45,817 --> 00:42:47,777 - You're not selling my fucking footage, 1018 00:42:47,819 --> 00:42:48,861 you hear me? 1019 00:42:48,903 --> 00:42:51,030 - News flash: you don't get a say. 1020 00:42:51,072 --> 00:42:54,033 All the footage in this room belongs to me. 1021 00:42:54,075 --> 00:42:55,410 - Since when? 1022 00:42:55,451 --> 00:42:57,662 - Since you signed a contract when we started. 1023 00:42:57,704 --> 00:43:00,540 Next time, read the fine print, asshole. 1024 00:43:00,581 --> 00:43:03,751 I can't wait to get outta this shithole. 1025 00:43:03,793 --> 00:43:05,670 - Hey, I call the shots around here. 1026 00:43:05,712 --> 00:43:07,296 You can't walk out on me! 1027 00:43:07,338 --> 00:43:08,506 - Watch me. 1028 00:43:08,548 --> 00:43:11,676 [tense music] 1029 00:43:20,476 --> 00:43:22,729 - [sighs] 1030 00:43:32,071 --> 00:43:36,117 - Well, everybody loved the food, 1031 00:43:36,159 --> 00:43:37,869 clearly, 1032 00:43:37,910 --> 00:43:40,121 and people couldn't get enough of your cocktails. 1033 00:43:40,163 --> 00:43:42,874 - Yeah, apart from the showstopper 1034 00:43:42,915 --> 00:43:44,625 about getting chased with a lead pipe, 1035 00:43:44,667 --> 00:43:46,127 the evening was a real hit. 1036 00:43:47,503 --> 00:43:50,214 - It was a metal rail, 1037 00:43:50,256 --> 00:43:52,216 and they were asking the questions. 1038 00:43:55,094 --> 00:43:57,722 I'm sorry, why did you throw out 1039 00:43:57,764 --> 00:43:59,098 the rest of the paella? 1040 00:43:59,140 --> 00:44:01,309 - 'Cause I don't want any remains of this dinner. 1041 00:44:01,350 --> 00:44:03,227 I would rather forget it. 1042 00:44:08,858 --> 00:44:11,527 - I was just answering honestly. 1043 00:44:11,569 --> 00:44:13,654 - Well, sometimes honesty is best served 1044 00:44:13,696 --> 00:44:16,574 with a side of restraint. 1045 00:44:16,616 --> 00:44:19,327 Not everyone's lived what you have, Carole. 1046 00:44:19,369 --> 00:44:20,870 - Well, lucky them. 1047 00:44:20,912 --> 00:44:22,830 I'm sorry I introduced a little too much reality 1048 00:44:22,872 --> 00:44:24,040 to our dinner party. 1049 00:44:24,082 --> 00:44:25,875 It's not my job to hold my tongue 1050 00:44:25,917 --> 00:44:27,502 to make other people feel comfortable. 1051 00:44:27,543 --> 00:44:29,337 - Yes, it is when you're the host. 1052 00:44:30,129 --> 00:44:33,341 Look, you can talk about whatever you want, 1053 00:44:33,383 --> 00:44:38,554 but if what you say or do brings up feelings in others, 1054 00:44:38,596 --> 00:44:40,890 then you have to allow for that. 1055 00:44:40,932 --> 00:44:44,102 - When am I not allowing for other people's feelings? 1056 00:44:44,143 --> 00:44:46,562 - You don't seem to care about mine! 1057 00:44:47,897 --> 00:44:49,524 Not everyone can put their feelings 1058 00:44:49,565 --> 00:44:51,859 on a shelf, Carole. 1059 00:44:51,901 --> 00:44:54,529 And every time I bring up Joe's threats, 1060 00:44:54,570 --> 00:44:56,364 you shut me down. 1061 00:44:56,406 --> 00:44:59,450 - It's just that I've been in situations like this before, 1062 00:44:59,492 --> 00:45:02,870 and I feel like I know how best to deal with them. 1063 00:45:02,912 --> 00:45:05,373 - Best for you. What about me? 1064 00:45:05,415 --> 00:45:06,916 - What about you? 1065 00:45:06,958 --> 00:45:08,584 - Carole, you may be used to dealing with people like Joe. 1066 00:45:08,626 --> 00:45:11,254 This is the first time my wife's life 1067 00:45:11,295 --> 00:45:13,506 has been threatened. 1068 00:45:13,548 --> 00:45:15,383 - I'm allowed to disagree with you 1069 00:45:15,425 --> 00:45:17,385 about how best to proceed. 1070 00:45:17,427 --> 00:45:19,929 - Yes, sure, but you-- 1071 00:45:19,971 --> 00:45:24,142 you should at least care about what I feel. 1072 00:45:24,976 --> 00:45:26,936 What happened to our constitution, Carole? 1073 00:45:26,978 --> 00:45:30,148 What happened to being on each other's team? 1074 00:45:30,189 --> 00:45:32,233 - Of course-- 1075 00:45:32,275 --> 00:45:36,696 Jesus, of course I care about how you feel. 1076 00:45:36,738 --> 00:45:39,365 - I love that you're driving this train. 1077 00:45:39,407 --> 00:45:42,535 But sometimes I feel 1078 00:45:42,577 --> 00:45:45,788 like I am just hanging on the side. 1079 00:45:45,830 --> 00:45:48,416 [soft music] 1080 00:45:48,458 --> 00:45:51,544 - Well, I didn't know. 1081 00:45:51,586 --> 00:45:53,546 I didn't know. 1082 00:45:53,588 --> 00:45:59,510 * * 1083 00:45:59,552 --> 00:46:03,097 - Maybe I haven't followed our constitution so well either. 1084 00:46:03,139 --> 00:46:07,477 * * 1085 00:46:07,518 --> 00:46:11,314 I should have told you how I felt before this. 1086 00:46:11,355 --> 00:46:14,692 It's not easy sometimes. 1087 00:46:17,779 --> 00:46:19,280 - I'm sorry. 1088 00:46:21,657 --> 00:46:27,330 I'm sorry that Joe's threats have been so hard for you. 1089 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,501 We can't let him come between us. 1090 00:46:31,542 --> 00:46:37,256 * * 1091 00:46:37,298 --> 00:46:39,133 Still in the 13%? 1092 00:46:39,175 --> 00:46:42,261 - 13%. 1093 00:46:42,303 --> 00:46:43,429 - [chuckles] 1094 00:46:46,057 --> 00:46:47,141 Look, we can go to bed. 1095 00:46:47,183 --> 00:46:48,309 We'll just clean this up tomorrow 1096 00:46:48,351 --> 00:46:49,477 Come on. 1097 00:46:49,519 --> 00:46:53,773 * * 1098 00:46:53,815 --> 00:46:56,442 - I don't know how you let Joe's threats 1099 00:46:56,484 --> 00:46:58,736 just roll off your back. 1100 00:46:58,778 --> 00:47:00,655 I haven't slept well in weeks. 1101 00:47:00,697 --> 00:47:02,990 - Hmm, that's funny. 1102 00:47:03,032 --> 00:47:04,701 I sleep like a baby. 1103 00:47:07,704 --> 00:47:10,081 - Holy shit! [fire crackling] 1104 00:47:10,123 --> 00:47:11,499 [person shouting indistinctly] 1105 00:47:11,541 --> 00:47:13,418 - Come quick! 1106 00:47:13,459 --> 00:47:16,379 [uneasy music] 1107 00:47:16,421 --> 00:47:18,214 * * 1108 00:47:18,256 --> 00:47:19,799 - Oh, no. 1109 00:47:19,841 --> 00:47:21,384 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 1110 00:47:22,969 --> 00:47:25,221 No fucking way! 1111 00:47:25,263 --> 00:47:30,351 * * 1112 00:47:30,393 --> 00:47:31,436 - Shit. 1113 00:47:31,477 --> 00:47:34,105 - That's my fucking footage in there! 1114 00:47:34,147 --> 00:47:35,898 - Yeah, well, it ain't fucking in there anymore. 1115 00:47:35,940 --> 00:47:38,234 - What the hell happened? Who did this? 1116 00:47:39,068 --> 00:47:40,194 Did you see anything? 1117 00:47:40,236 --> 00:47:41,571 Was it Joe? 1118 00:47:41,612 --> 00:47:44,699 - No, man, Joe would never do something like this. 1119 00:47:44,741 --> 00:47:47,702 [ominous music] 1120 00:47:47,744 --> 00:47:53,416 * * 1121 00:47:53,458 --> 00:47:54,792 [whoosh] 1122 00:47:54,834 --> 00:47:56,335 [sword shings] 1123 00:47:56,377 --> 00:47:58,212 [tiger growls] 1124 00:47:58,254 --> 00:48:00,798 - I am the Tiger King. 1125 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:04,052 [The Band's "Don't Do It"] 1126 00:48:04,093 --> 00:48:06,679 I am the Tiger King. I am the Tiger King. 1127 00:48:06,721 --> 00:48:09,515 * * 1128 00:48:09,557 --> 00:48:11,601 I am the Tiger King. 1129 00:48:11,642 --> 00:48:13,102 * * 1130 00:48:13,144 --> 00:48:15,813 I am the Tiger King. 1131 00:48:15,855 --> 00:48:17,732 * * 1132 00:48:17,774 --> 00:48:21,486 - * Baby, don't you do it * 1133 00:48:21,527 --> 00:48:23,363 * Don't do it * 1134 00:48:23,404 --> 00:48:26,657 * Don't you break my heart * 1135 00:48:26,699 --> 00:48:29,494 * Please don't do it * 1136 00:48:29,535 --> 00:48:33,706 * Don't you break my heart, no * 1137 00:48:33,748 --> 00:48:36,709 * I sacrificed to make you happy * 1138 00:48:36,751 --> 00:48:40,088 * Kept nothing for myself * 1139 00:48:40,129 --> 00:48:42,256 * Now you wanna leave me * 1140 00:48:42,298 --> 00:48:45,760 * For the love of someone else * 1141 00:48:45,802 --> 00:48:48,846 * My pride is all gone * 1142 00:48:48,888 --> 00:48:52,183 * Whether I'm right or wrong * 1143 00:48:52,225 --> 00:48:54,435 * I need you, baby * 1144 00:48:54,477 --> 00:48:57,188 * For to keep on keepin' on * 1145 00:48:57,230 --> 00:49:00,233 * Well, I'm trying to do my best * 1146 00:49:00,274 --> 00:49:03,695 * Oh, I'm trying to do my best * 1147 00:49:03,736 --> 00:49:05,738 * Don't do it * 1148 00:49:05,780 --> 00:49:08,908 * Don't you break my heart * 1149 00:49:08,950 --> 00:49:11,744 * Please don't do it * 1150 00:49:11,786 --> 00:49:15,790 * Don't you break my heart * 1151 00:49:15,832 --> 00:49:19,711 * My biggest mistake was loving you too much * 1152 00:49:19,752 --> 00:49:22,338 * And letting you know * 1153 00:49:22,380 --> 00:49:24,757 * Now you got me where you want me * 1154 00:49:24,799 --> 00:49:27,593 * And you won't let me go * 1155 00:49:27,635 --> 00:49:30,680 * If my heart was made of glass * 1156 00:49:30,722 --> 00:49:34,100 * Well, then you'd surely see * 1157 00:49:34,142 --> 00:49:36,978 * How much heartache and misery * 1158 00:49:37,019 --> 00:49:39,188 * Girl, you've been causing me * 1159 00:49:39,230 --> 00:49:42,525 * While I've been trying to do my best * 1160 00:49:42,567 --> 00:49:45,820 * Well, I've tried to do my best * 1161 00:49:45,862 --> 00:49:48,031 * Don't do it * 1162 00:49:48,072 --> 00:49:51,159 * Don't you break my heart * 1163 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,995 * Please don't do it * 1164 00:49:54,037 --> 00:49:58,666 * Don't you break my heart, no * 1165 00:49:58,708 --> 00:50:01,836 * Go down to the river * 1166 00:50:01,878 --> 00:50:04,338 * And there I be * 1167 00:50:04,380 --> 00:50:06,758 * I'm gonna jump in, girl * 1168 00:50:06,799 --> 00:50:08,843 * But you don't care 'bout me * 1169 00:50:08,885 --> 00:50:11,846 * Open up your eyes * 1170 00:50:11,888 --> 00:50:14,766 * Can't ya see I love ya * 1171 00:50:14,807 --> 00:50:17,435 * Open up your heart, girl * 1172 00:50:17,477 --> 00:50:20,188 * Can't ya see I need ya * 1173 00:50:20,229 --> 00:50:23,900 * Oh, baby, don't do it, do it, do it *