1 00:00:00,626 --> 00:00:03,254 You've reached Carole Baskin at Big Cat Rescue. 2 00:00:03,296 --> 00:00:04,881 Leave me a message, won't you? 3 00:00:07,091 --> 00:00:08,801 [beep] 4 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:10,094 - Well, how 'bout that? 5 00:00:10,136 --> 00:00:12,764 It's Carole Baskin's voice mail. 6 00:00:12,805 --> 00:00:15,933 How you doin' tonight, Carole Baskin's voice mail? 7 00:00:15,975 --> 00:00:19,604 Me, I'm not doin' too good, not that you give a shit. 8 00:00:19,645 --> 00:00:22,648 Anybody tell you how stupid your goddamn voice sounds? 9 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,734 [microwave beeps] Makes me wanna fuckin' puke. 10 00:00:24,776 --> 00:00:27,153 You think you can just cut the head off my business 11 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:28,863 and I'm gonna be okay with it? 12 00:00:28,905 --> 00:00:30,448 Well, I'm not okay with it. 13 00:00:30,490 --> 00:00:33,326 I'm a fiery fuckin' phoenix, Carole Baskin, 14 00:00:33,368 --> 00:00:35,661 and when I burn up, I'm just gonna rise 15 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:38,289 from my own goddamn ashes, you fuckin' bitch. 16 00:00:38,331 --> 00:00:39,582 And I'm gonna fucking-- 17 00:00:39,624 --> 00:00:40,875 [phone clatters] Shit! 18 00:00:40,917 --> 00:00:46,214 I am stronger than anyone or anything you ever met 19 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:49,258 in your goddamn life, 20 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:51,010 and if you know what's good for you, 21 00:00:51,052 --> 00:00:55,306 you'll be shakin' in your Uggs, you no-good, 22 00:00:55,348 --> 00:01:00,395 two-bit, motherfucking backwards-twatted cunt. 23 00:01:00,436 --> 00:01:04,649 * * 24 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:07,985 This is Joe Exotic, by the way. 25 00:01:08,027 --> 00:01:08,986 [phone beeps] 26 00:01:09,028 --> 00:01:10,446 * * 27 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:12,532 [tiger growls] 28 00:01:13,533 --> 00:01:16,327 [indistinct chatter] 29 00:01:16,369 --> 00:01:18,246 [door clicks open] 30 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:20,623 - Uh, two masses removed without issue, 31 00:01:20,665 --> 00:01:23,334 but... 32 00:01:23,376 --> 00:01:26,462 the liver's too far gone. 33 00:01:26,504 --> 00:01:29,507 As the cancer progresses, her pain levels will increase. 34 00:01:29,549 --> 00:01:31,300 Might be time to think about what's best 35 00:01:31,342 --> 00:01:33,344 for Chairman Meow, 36 00:01:33,386 --> 00:01:34,762 instead of what hurts us less. 37 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:38,307 - I get it. [chuckles] 38 00:01:38,349 --> 00:01:40,476 Guess we didn't get there in time, huh? 39 00:01:42,395 --> 00:01:45,106 Um, can I just, um-- 40 00:01:45,148 --> 00:01:48,026 can I have a moment alone with her to say goodbye? 41 00:01:48,067 --> 00:01:51,696 [monitor beeping] 42 00:01:51,738 --> 00:01:53,239 Hi, sweet pie. 43 00:01:55,241 --> 00:01:58,202 [somber music] 44 00:01:58,244 --> 00:02:00,747 * * 45 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:03,750 [tiger moaning] 46 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:10,715 * * 47 00:02:14,052 --> 00:02:15,928 - [sniffles] 48 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:21,726 * * 49 00:02:21,768 --> 00:02:22,935 Good girl. 50 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,355 I'm sorry, sweet pie. 51 00:02:26,397 --> 00:02:30,985 * * 52 00:02:31,027 --> 00:02:34,155 [tiger cub mewling] 53 00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:35,573 - Here comes another one. 54 00:02:35,615 --> 00:02:37,658 Come on, you sexy bitch. 55 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:39,410 - Oh! All right, I got it. 56 00:02:39,452 --> 00:02:41,662 - Yeah. - There you go, buddy. 57 00:02:41,704 --> 00:02:43,039 - Got that shit all over it. 58 00:02:43,081 --> 00:02:44,415 - That's the same shit you were covered in 59 00:02:44,457 --> 00:02:45,875 when you came out, bud. 60 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:50,046 - Female. - Phew! Doc, check 'em out! 61 00:02:50,088 --> 00:02:51,672 - Excuse me, ladies. 62 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:55,968 - Well, that's a good-sized litter, Joe. 63 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:57,595 - Thank you. 64 00:02:57,637 --> 00:02:59,013 - Cats I usually breed haven't turned out 65 00:02:59,055 --> 00:03:00,431 this many in a while. 66 00:03:00,473 --> 00:03:02,266 - Well, the air around Oklahoma's 67 00:03:02,308 --> 00:03:03,851 sweeter than Myrtle Beach, 68 00:03:03,893 --> 00:03:06,979 and it makes my tigers real horny. 69 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:09,107 - Yeah. 70 00:03:09,148 --> 00:03:11,776 Oh, now, look, she is a beauty. 71 00:03:11,818 --> 00:03:13,861 We don't have anything with markings like that 72 00:03:13,903 --> 00:03:15,738 at Safari Park. 73 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:17,323 - That one's precious. - Mm. 74 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:19,033 - This one? - Yeah, that one. 75 00:03:19,075 --> 00:03:21,494 - Well, she's yours, then. 76 00:03:23,579 --> 00:03:25,289 Huh? Anything for my girls. 77 00:03:25,331 --> 00:03:27,583 [laughter] 78 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:30,628 Okay, so we'll-- we'll take those two. 79 00:03:30,670 --> 00:03:34,382 Now, uh, what'd we say, $2,500 a head? 80 00:03:34,424 --> 00:03:36,634 - Now, wait a minute. You got a big operation. 81 00:03:36,676 --> 00:03:39,637 You're gonna need all kinds of new blood comin' in. 82 00:03:39,679 --> 00:03:42,181 How about that guy? He's a killer for sure. 83 00:03:42,223 --> 00:03:45,309 - Yeah, no, I'm good, Joe. 84 00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:46,853 - Can we talk, Doc? 85 00:03:48,688 --> 00:03:51,816 I'm in a tough spot right now, Doc. 86 00:03:51,858 --> 00:03:54,610 With no road shows right now, I got next to no income. 87 00:03:54,652 --> 00:03:58,031 I can barely afford to feed the cats I got, 88 00:03:58,072 --> 00:03:59,282 let alone a few new ones. 89 00:03:59,323 --> 00:04:00,658 - Yeah, well, that Carole Baskin's 90 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:02,326 got a target on all of us, Joe. 91 00:04:02,368 --> 00:04:04,120 - Yeah. [laughter] 92 00:04:04,162 --> 00:04:06,122 - And I'm sorry about your situation, 93 00:04:06,164 --> 00:04:08,624 but I can't afford any more. 94 00:04:08,666 --> 00:04:10,960 - We're friends from way back. 95 00:04:11,002 --> 00:04:13,546 Help me out, please! [chuckles] 96 00:04:13,588 --> 00:04:16,257 - Well, I'll tell you, 97 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:17,675 you know what Vern Owens used to do 98 00:04:17,717 --> 00:04:19,427 when he was in this spot? 99 00:04:22,013 --> 00:04:23,639 He'd make room. 100 00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:26,684 - Yeah, well, I don't. 101 00:04:26,726 --> 00:04:29,020 I love my cats. I-I could never hurt 'em. 102 00:04:29,062 --> 00:04:30,146 - Yeah, of course not. 103 00:04:30,188 --> 00:04:32,148 I wasn't suggesting it. It's horrible. 104 00:04:32,190 --> 00:04:33,399 - Yeah. 105 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:35,735 - Well, I'm sure you'll think of something. 106 00:04:37,403 --> 00:04:38,905 Ladies! 107 00:04:40,907 --> 00:04:45,161 - Mmm, ain't nothin' like a mom-cooked meal. 108 00:04:45,203 --> 00:04:49,040 - Tried to cook it medium rare, but I overdid it. 109 00:04:49,082 --> 00:04:50,500 - Mm. 110 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:53,294 Steak's great, Mom, thanks. 111 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:56,464 Hey, you know I hate to ask. 112 00:04:56,506 --> 00:04:58,883 We've been having some money problems. 113 00:04:58,925 --> 00:05:01,219 - I gave you $5,000 last month. What happened to that? 114 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:03,471 - Spent it on meat. 115 00:05:03,513 --> 00:05:05,139 And I guess I can put 'em on a diet, 116 00:05:05,181 --> 00:05:08,726 but you ever heard a hungry cat roar? 117 00:05:08,768 --> 00:05:10,395 It's like to break your heart. 118 00:05:10,436 --> 00:05:11,562 They'll be all like... 119 00:05:11,604 --> 00:05:14,732 [mimics moaning tiger] 120 00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:21,197 - Well, I don't wanna see the poor things suffer, 121 00:05:21,239 --> 00:05:23,741 but, Joe-- - If I can't feed 'em, Mom, 122 00:05:23,783 --> 00:05:26,786 I might have to put the whole zoo up for sale. 123 00:05:28,454 --> 00:05:29,914 - How much do you need? 124 00:05:29,956 --> 00:05:33,501 - Oh, maybe 15 grand, 20 if you got it. 125 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:38,089 Thanks, Mom. 126 00:05:38,131 --> 00:05:41,300 And these vegetables, how do you get them so tender? 127 00:05:41,342 --> 00:05:42,343 It's incredible. [door opens] 128 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:43,803 - I'm home, Grandma. 129 00:05:46,597 --> 00:05:48,683 [door slams] The hell are you doing here? 130 00:05:48,725 --> 00:05:51,352 - Well, look who it is, resting witch face. 131 00:05:52,145 --> 00:05:54,313 - Grandma, you're not writing him another check. 132 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:55,606 - Mind your own damn business. 133 00:05:55,648 --> 00:05:57,150 - This is my business. 134 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:58,651 I'm the one who takes care of Grandma. 135 00:05:58,693 --> 00:06:00,069 You just come by to mooch off her. 136 00:06:00,111 --> 00:06:01,863 - That's a humanitarian right there. 137 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:04,198 You wanna stop her from supporting animals in need? 138 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:07,785 Ten grand? 139 00:06:07,827 --> 00:06:09,287 You really burn me up, you know that? 140 00:06:09,328 --> 00:06:11,330 - Not my fault you don't know how to budget. 141 00:06:11,372 --> 00:06:12,999 - I wouldn't even need the money if it weren't 142 00:06:13,041 --> 00:06:14,459 for that bitch down in Florida. 143 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,710 - Who? 144 00:06:15,752 --> 00:06:17,045 - I told you, Carole Baskin. 145 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:18,796 She's messing with my livelihood. 146 00:06:18,838 --> 00:06:20,465 - Yeah? Go take it up with her, then. 147 00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:22,008 - She won't call me back. 148 00:06:22,050 --> 00:06:23,926 What am I supposed to do, drive to Florida 149 00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:26,054 and show up on her doorstep? 150 00:06:26,095 --> 00:06:29,057 [dramatic music] 151 00:06:29,098 --> 00:06:34,812 * * 152 00:06:34,854 --> 00:06:36,814 - Hey, Crystal said she had some forms 153 00:06:36,856 --> 00:06:38,066 she wanted you to sign. 154 00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:39,442 - Forget that. 155 00:06:39,484 --> 00:06:41,110 Need you to gas up the truck. 156 00:06:41,152 --> 00:06:42,487 I'm goin' on a road trip. 157 00:06:42,528 --> 00:06:44,072 [keys jangling] 158 00:06:44,113 --> 00:06:46,157 - You got it. 159 00:06:46,199 --> 00:06:48,785 - Hey, maybe you wanna come with? 160 00:06:48,826 --> 00:06:50,703 We can make it a boys' weekend. 161 00:06:52,288 --> 00:06:53,706 - Where we headed? 162 00:06:53,748 --> 00:06:55,541 - Tampa, Florida. 163 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,251 - What's in Florida? 164 00:06:57,293 --> 00:07:01,255 - The queen bitch herself... 165 00:07:01,297 --> 00:07:03,174 Carole fuckin' Baskin. 166 00:07:03,216 --> 00:07:05,259 * * 167 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:12,475 - That brings us to our 20-minute window 168 00:07:12,517 --> 00:07:13,726 for public comment. 169 00:07:13,768 --> 00:07:16,479 - Yes, thank you. 170 00:07:16,521 --> 00:07:20,149 Carole Baskin, CEO and founder, Big Cat Rescue. 171 00:07:20,191 --> 00:07:23,695 - Please keep it limited to three minutes, Mrs. Baskin. 172 00:07:23,736 --> 00:07:24,779 - Of course. 173 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:29,283 [people murmuring] 174 00:07:29,325 --> 00:07:31,703 I agree, it's upsetting. 175 00:07:31,744 --> 00:07:34,747 This beautiful creature passed away this morning, 176 00:07:34,789 --> 00:07:38,876 after years of being held captive by a motley crew 177 00:07:38,918 --> 00:07:44,048 of private traders and wildlife "enthusiasts." 178 00:07:44,090 --> 00:07:47,510 But if I sat at home grieving, I wouldn't be upholding 179 00:07:47,552 --> 00:07:50,722 my responsibility to the animals I've sworn to protect. 180 00:07:50,763 --> 00:07:54,851 So I am here-- not for the first time-- 181 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:58,146 to ask this committee to revoke 182 00:07:58,187 --> 00:08:02,692 the Class 1 wildlife permit held by Grigore Zaharia. 183 00:08:02,734 --> 00:08:04,027 - [chuckles] 184 00:08:06,946 --> 00:08:08,197 - Speak of the devil. 185 00:08:08,239 --> 00:08:10,742 - Every month, I come down here to defend myself 186 00:08:10,783 --> 00:08:13,619 because nebuna asta is after me again. 187 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:15,747 - Nebuna asta, you say that every time. 188 00:08:15,788 --> 00:08:17,123 What is that? 189 00:08:17,165 --> 00:08:18,833 - I have never seen that tiger before in my life. 190 00:08:20,376 --> 00:08:23,004 - It's--yes, okay, this individual tiger 191 00:08:23,046 --> 00:08:24,922 was not in his possession, but it's representative 192 00:08:24,964 --> 00:08:28,092 of what happens to the tigers under his care. 193 00:08:28,134 --> 00:08:30,511 I've received several anonymous complaints 194 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:34,223 from former employees, all citing the same concerns: 195 00:08:34,265 --> 00:08:36,934 untreated wounds, 196 00:08:36,976 --> 00:08:38,352 starvation diets-- 197 00:08:38,394 --> 00:08:40,271 - All my animals, down to the last 198 00:08:40,313 --> 00:08:42,648 pink flamingo, are happy and healthy. 199 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:45,151 - Then open your gates and let us inside. 200 00:08:45,193 --> 00:08:48,029 If you have nothing to hide, why ban public access? 201 00:08:48,071 --> 00:08:51,949 - I swam across the Danube to escape the Iron Curtain. 202 00:08:51,991 --> 00:08:55,286 I won't be interrogated by Comrade Baskin, 203 00:08:55,328 --> 00:08:56,621 not when the Constitution guarantees me 204 00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:58,039 a right to property. 205 00:08:58,081 --> 00:09:01,084 - The curtain fell a long time ago, my friend, 206 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:03,586 and these are living things, not property. 207 00:09:03,628 --> 00:09:05,671 The committee needs to demand access 208 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,298 to his animals and see for yourself-- 209 00:09:07,340 --> 00:09:08,883 - Do you have any evidence 210 00:09:08,925 --> 00:09:11,302 to support your claim, Mrs. Baskin? 211 00:09:11,344 --> 00:09:12,512 - I don't know if you can tell, 212 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,847 Mr. Zaharia is a very intimidating man. 213 00:09:14,889 --> 00:09:16,808 And I think the fact that my tipsters 214 00:09:16,849 --> 00:09:18,893 were not willing to go public is indicative-- 215 00:09:18,935 --> 00:09:21,270 - We can't revoke a legally granted permit 216 00:09:21,312 --> 00:09:23,147 based on hearsay. 217 00:09:23,189 --> 00:09:24,857 Request denied. 218 00:09:28,319 --> 00:09:29,904 - Woof. 219 00:09:32,407 --> 00:09:34,951 - Sorry that didn't go your way. 220 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:37,578 - Well, I didn't get Joe at first either. 221 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,622 Slow and steady wins the race, my love. 222 00:09:39,664 --> 00:09:41,040 - That's right. That's right. 223 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,752 Well, I have to get on the road to Miami. 224 00:09:44,794 --> 00:09:47,338 - Oh. - I'll be back Thursday. 225 00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:48,923 - What company are you fixing this time? 226 00:09:48,965 --> 00:09:52,468 - Oh, windows and doors manufacturer. 227 00:09:52,510 --> 00:09:54,721 Yeah, their financials were a mess. 228 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:56,347 It's gonna take me months to unravel 229 00:09:56,389 --> 00:09:57,849 and put a new plan in place. 230 00:09:57,890 --> 00:09:59,392 I am so excited. 231 00:09:59,434 --> 00:10:01,102 [laughter] 232 00:10:01,144 --> 00:10:02,854 - Well, you're a genius and you can 233 00:10:02,895 --> 00:10:04,981 wear the hell out of a suit. - That's right. 234 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:07,692 They needed the big guns. 235 00:10:07,734 --> 00:10:09,360 Pop, pop, pop, pop. 236 00:10:09,402 --> 00:10:11,946 - Ow, my heart. 237 00:10:11,988 --> 00:10:13,156 - Come here, you. 238 00:10:15,283 --> 00:10:17,410 I'll miss you. - Miss you. 239 00:10:20,496 --> 00:10:21,539 Hm. 240 00:10:21,581 --> 00:10:23,249 * * 241 00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:26,210 - You planning something, or do I not wanna know? 242 00:10:26,252 --> 00:10:30,089 * * 243 00:10:30,131 --> 00:10:31,382 - I'll be careful. 244 00:10:31,424 --> 00:10:33,092 - All I ask. 245 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:37,221 - I don't choose who I go after, Howie. 246 00:10:37,263 --> 00:10:38,931 They choose me. - I know. 247 00:10:38,973 --> 00:10:43,603 * * 248 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:47,398 - * You got a few names for me * 249 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:51,652 * Some might be true and some just seem mean * 250 00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,279 - You touch my music one more time, 251 00:10:53,321 --> 00:10:54,364 we're gonna have words. 252 00:10:54,405 --> 00:10:55,782 - Someone's in a mood. 253 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:58,910 - I mean, I don't recall inviting you along. 254 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:01,371 - You said you wanted a guys' weekend. 255 00:11:01,412 --> 00:11:03,373 - Yeah, and I ain't been on one of those in a long-ass time, 256 00:11:03,414 --> 00:11:05,416 and Tampa's the strip club capital of the world. 257 00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:06,918 I'm ready to tackle some clam, baby. 258 00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:09,045 - Well, I got bigger tits on my plate. 259 00:11:09,087 --> 00:11:10,296 - Shit, like what? 260 00:11:10,338 --> 00:11:12,090 - He's gonna walk into Carole Baskin's office, 261 00:11:12,131 --> 00:11:13,758 he's gonna sit her down, 262 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,927 and he's gonna charm the granny panties off her. 263 00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:19,263 - Oh, that is one claptrap I would not wanna get caught in. 264 00:11:19,305 --> 00:11:21,599 - Ten minutes in the same room, 265 00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:24,268 me and her'll be hugging it out. 266 00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:25,853 And I'll get my road show back. 267 00:11:25,895 --> 00:11:28,147 I'll be in the black again-- 268 00:11:28,189 --> 00:11:30,149 or the red, whichever the good one is. 269 00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:32,610 - Mm, I'm not so sure she'll talk to you, 270 00:11:32,652 --> 00:11:34,487 especially after all them voice mails. 271 00:11:34,529 --> 00:11:36,781 - Yeah. How bad were they? 272 00:11:36,823 --> 00:11:39,242 - Oh, dude, even I learned a few 273 00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:41,327 new cuss words, and that's saying something. 274 00:11:41,369 --> 00:11:42,453 - Well, I got feelings! 275 00:11:42,495 --> 00:11:43,996 She can't hold that against me. 276 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:48,126 I mean, we ain't so different, me and Carole Baskin. 277 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:51,713 Ain't nobody loves tigers more than me, she'll see. 278 00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:54,215 - All right, Florida, here we come! 279 00:11:54,257 --> 00:11:56,134 You boys ever been there? 280 00:11:58,136 --> 00:12:05,059 * * 281 00:12:13,151 --> 00:12:14,694 - [speaking Spanish] 282 00:12:14,736 --> 00:12:17,155 I mean, I love Dr. Mead, but if you're gonna ask me 283 00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:20,324 to hold a stress position, at least buy me a drink first. 284 00:12:20,366 --> 00:12:22,827 [laughter] 285 00:12:22,869 --> 00:12:25,496 - Hey, Joe, you coming to the gym this afternoon? 286 00:12:25,538 --> 00:12:26,873 - No. 287 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,709 Hurts too much. 288 00:12:29,751 --> 00:12:32,462 - Well, your X-rays show progress, Joe. 289 00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:33,755 Your biggest problem is mental. 290 00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:37,258 - Maybe tomorrow. 291 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:39,886 - Look, Joe, if you're not gonna do the rehab, 292 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,721 why'd you come all the way to Florida? 293 00:12:41,763 --> 00:12:48,686 * * 294 00:12:48,728 --> 00:12:50,688 [monkey chattering] 295 00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:54,067 [laughter] - He's so cute. 296 00:12:54,108 --> 00:12:57,862 - This monkey is so funny. - I know, he's trouble. 297 00:12:57,904 --> 00:13:00,740 - I love him! - He's so cute. 298 00:13:03,076 --> 00:13:07,163 - Ah, finally feeling sociable, huh? 299 00:13:08,414 --> 00:13:10,375 [wings fluttering] 300 00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:13,544 - I was just wondering what all the fuss was about. 301 00:13:14,212 --> 00:13:16,964 - I'm Emilio. This is my boyfriend, Isaac. 302 00:13:17,006 --> 00:13:18,091 - Hey. 303 00:13:18,132 --> 00:13:20,885 - Hi, I'm Joe. 304 00:13:20,927 --> 00:13:23,596 Are these all your animals? 305 00:13:23,638 --> 00:13:25,139 - I help run a petting zoo. 306 00:13:25,181 --> 00:13:26,682 Sometimes they let us borrow the animals 307 00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:28,393 so they don't get lonely. 308 00:13:28,434 --> 00:13:30,019 - Or so we don't. 309 00:13:30,061 --> 00:13:32,730 Isaac brings them by when I'm feeling low. 310 00:13:32,772 --> 00:13:34,690 Had to have a couple of pins in my hip 311 00:13:34,732 --> 00:13:36,734 after a slip and fall in the tub. 312 00:13:36,776 --> 00:13:39,487 Humiliating. 313 00:13:39,529 --> 00:13:41,364 - Hey, could've happened to anybody. 314 00:13:43,449 --> 00:13:45,410 - What are you in for? 315 00:13:45,451 --> 00:13:47,328 - Car accident. 316 00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:49,580 - Are you from Miami? - No, I'm from Texas. 317 00:13:49,622 --> 00:13:51,916 My girlfriend said this... 318 00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:53,835 was the best place. 319 00:13:54,961 --> 00:13:58,256 Can I hold your cub? 320 00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,758 - Sure, come on in. 321 00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:07,306 Leave the walker there, though. 322 00:14:07,348 --> 00:14:08,808 - Are you serious? 323 00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:12,395 - You wanna pet the cub, you gotta work for it. 324 00:14:16,149 --> 00:14:17,316 - Okay. 325 00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:21,070 [bird squawking] 326 00:14:27,076 --> 00:14:29,245 - Yeah. 327 00:14:29,287 --> 00:14:33,458 - I grew up on a ranch, and we had horses 328 00:14:33,499 --> 00:14:36,335 and sheep and chickens 329 00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:39,213 but nothing like this. 330 00:14:39,255 --> 00:14:42,592 - Well, get ready to get pissed on. 331 00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:45,303 [chuckles] 332 00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:46,888 - Oh. 333 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,973 [soft music] 334 00:14:49,015 --> 00:14:52,310 Oh, my God. - Mm-hmm. 335 00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:53,978 - What do I--how do-- 336 00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:56,814 - It's just like feeding a baby. 337 00:14:56,856 --> 00:14:59,859 * * 338 00:14:59,901 --> 00:15:01,736 - He's so tiny. 339 00:15:01,778 --> 00:15:03,112 - Yeah, watch, though. 340 00:15:03,154 --> 00:15:04,989 In six months, he'll weigh 100 pounds 341 00:15:05,031 --> 00:15:07,492 and no one will be able to tell him what to do. 342 00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:08,534 - Oh, God. Oh, my God. 343 00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:11,662 - Oh, there he goes. - Oh! 344 00:15:11,704 --> 00:15:13,414 - Oh! 345 00:15:13,456 --> 00:15:16,084 * * 346 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:18,086 Yeah. 347 00:15:18,127 --> 00:15:19,712 Yeah! 348 00:15:21,798 --> 00:15:23,091 - 11. 349 00:15:25,385 --> 00:15:26,969 12. Nice, Joe, nice. 350 00:15:27,011 --> 00:15:28,596 - I can keep going. 351 00:15:28,638 --> 00:15:30,431 - One more set, you're done. 352 00:15:34,185 --> 00:15:35,978 - Looking good, Schreibvogel. 353 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:37,980 - Feeling good. 354 00:15:38,022 --> 00:15:41,109 - Looks like you'll be out of here soon, going home. 355 00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:43,236 Bet your girlfriend will be thrilled. 356 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,488 Hey, you never told me her name. 357 00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:46,864 - Kim. 358 00:15:46,906 --> 00:15:49,909 She's--she's great. 359 00:15:49,951 --> 00:15:53,037 She's a teacher, so, you know, 360 00:15:53,079 --> 00:15:55,540 she'll probably make a good mom someday. 361 00:15:56,374 --> 00:16:00,503 Meeting her, best thing that ever happened to me. 362 00:16:00,545 --> 00:16:03,256 - Who are you trying to convince, me or you? 363 00:16:05,508 --> 00:16:06,968 - What are you talking about? 364 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:10,388 - Please, I had you pegged the second I laid eyes on you. 365 00:16:13,391 --> 00:16:15,393 What was your plan? 366 00:16:15,435 --> 00:16:17,103 Marry this girl, 367 00:16:17,145 --> 00:16:18,646 pretend to be someone you're not 368 00:16:18,688 --> 00:16:20,314 the rest of your life? 369 00:16:23,735 --> 00:16:25,153 - No. 370 00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:30,450 I was gonna kill myself. 371 00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:33,578 Drove myself off a bridge. 372 00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:36,914 [somber music] 373 00:16:36,956 --> 00:16:38,750 - "Car accident," huh? 374 00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:42,462 * * 375 00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:45,798 You know, being out 376 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,759 is a hell of a lot better than being dead. 377 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,636 - Easy for you to say. 378 00:16:50,678 --> 00:16:52,180 You got a whole life. 379 00:16:53,848 --> 00:16:55,266 You got someone who loves you. 380 00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:57,894 - You can have all that too. 381 00:16:57,935 --> 00:16:58,895 - It's hard in Texas. 382 00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,354 - It's hard everywhere. 383 00:17:02,273 --> 00:17:05,109 But if you stick around here, at least you have us. 384 00:17:06,986 --> 00:17:08,613 We make our family. 385 00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:14,369 * * 386 00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:15,370 - Okay. 387 00:17:18,164 --> 00:17:20,041 - I think that's everything. 388 00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:21,959 - Isaac and I have a fold-out sofa. 389 00:17:22,001 --> 00:17:24,253 You're welcome to stay as long as you need. 390 00:17:24,295 --> 00:17:26,339 - Gotta tell Kim the truth. 391 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:31,135 Plus, I like cowboys. 392 00:17:31,177 --> 00:17:33,888 There ain't no cowboys in Miami. 393 00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:35,807 - [chuckles] 394 00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:37,183 - Thank you. 395 00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:44,065 - Okay, my friend. 396 00:17:47,527 --> 00:17:49,362 [speaking Spanish] 397 00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:53,324 - You ready? 398 00:17:53,366 --> 00:17:56,452 Good. You and me both, buddy. 399 00:17:58,204 --> 00:18:00,081 [engine turning over] 400 00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:04,919 - No sign of the asset. 401 00:18:04,961 --> 00:18:07,672 Oh, there he is. 402 00:18:07,714 --> 00:18:10,174 There you are. 403 00:18:10,216 --> 00:18:12,385 The asset is taking out the trash. 404 00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:15,179 I've been spotted. 405 00:18:15,221 --> 00:18:17,432 [horn honks] Oh, shit--oh. 406 00:18:17,473 --> 00:18:20,101 * * 407 00:18:20,143 --> 00:18:22,145 [dramatic music] 408 00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:25,565 [footsteps crunching] 409 00:18:29,777 --> 00:18:31,404 [knocking] 410 00:18:37,118 --> 00:18:40,246 [window whirring] 411 00:18:41,873 --> 00:18:44,083 - What are you doing, Mrs. Baskin? 412 00:18:46,169 --> 00:18:48,004 - I wanna talk to you... 413 00:18:49,464 --> 00:18:51,174 Away from here 414 00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:54,635 so your boss can't see us. 415 00:18:54,677 --> 00:18:55,887 - Why would I talk to you? 416 00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:57,597 You're enemy number one. 417 00:18:57,638 --> 00:19:00,975 - I'm not-- I am his enemy, not yours. 418 00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:04,896 You know what I mean? 419 00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:07,982 [upbeat rock music] 420 00:19:08,024 --> 00:19:14,238 * * 421 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,616 - Oh, check it out, they got firecrackers. 422 00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:19,702 - Is anybody else's tummy growling? 423 00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:23,122 I saw a sign back there for some stone crabs. 424 00:19:23,164 --> 00:19:24,749 - Ain't you got enough crabs already? 425 00:19:24,791 --> 00:19:26,501 [laughter] - Oh, come on. 426 00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:29,921 - I think we should take a look around before we get dinner. 427 00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:32,757 I wanna find a present for Carole. 428 00:19:32,799 --> 00:19:34,217 - A present? 429 00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:36,260 - Ah, she might've got the wrong impression of me, 430 00:19:36,302 --> 00:19:38,179 you know, from those voice mails. 431 00:19:38,221 --> 00:19:40,264 Thought a peace offering would help, 432 00:19:40,306 --> 00:19:44,185 something like that rug, yeah. 433 00:19:44,227 --> 00:19:47,730 - Ah! I think she likes her tigers alive, Joe. 434 00:19:47,772 --> 00:19:49,399 - Yeah, fair enough. 435 00:19:52,235 --> 00:19:55,613 Hold the fuckin' phone. 436 00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:58,032 What about that? 437 00:19:58,074 --> 00:19:59,992 Oh, my God, that's it! 438 00:20:01,119 --> 00:20:04,539 And look, it's a bargain too. 439 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,040 What do you think, John? 440 00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:09,210 John? 441 00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:19,303 - They eat a gallon of these baby shrimp 442 00:20:19,345 --> 00:20:20,972 in, like, five minutes flat. 443 00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:23,141 - No way. - Yeah. 444 00:20:29,856 --> 00:20:33,401 - Look, Joe, newborn gators. 445 00:20:33,443 --> 00:20:34,402 - Yeah. 446 00:20:34,444 --> 00:20:36,404 Tiny little fuckers, ain't they? 447 00:20:36,446 --> 00:20:37,864 - Mm-hmm. 448 00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,657 - What if I bought you a couple? 449 00:20:41,868 --> 00:20:43,661 - You serious? - Sure. 450 00:20:43,703 --> 00:20:46,164 Ship 'em out to the zoo. Build a pen. 451 00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:48,708 You could raise 'em up, take care of them. 452 00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:51,335 - I ain't taken care of anything before. 453 00:20:51,377 --> 00:20:54,255 - Well, you helped birth those cubs, didn't you? 454 00:20:54,297 --> 00:20:56,007 You're a natural. 455 00:20:56,049 --> 00:20:57,508 - Sure it's not too expensive? 456 00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:59,177 - Who gives a shit about how much it costs? 457 00:20:59,218 --> 00:21:01,262 When you're with me, 458 00:21:01,304 --> 00:21:04,474 everything's taken care of... Gator Man. 459 00:21:07,268 --> 00:21:09,979 - Gator Man? 460 00:21:10,021 --> 00:21:11,481 That's badass. 461 00:21:11,522 --> 00:21:14,359 - I'll take care of everything. 462 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,235 You just pick out the names. 463 00:21:17,403 --> 00:21:20,531 - [clicking tongue] 464 00:21:20,573 --> 00:21:22,492 Hi, Jenny. How are you? - Hi, good. 465 00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:24,660 How are you? - This is my new friend. 466 00:21:24,702 --> 00:21:26,037 - Hello. [chuckles] 467 00:21:26,079 --> 00:21:28,831 - Uh, could I get the-- 468 00:21:28,873 --> 00:21:30,291 what am I gonna have? 469 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:33,044 [muttering indistinctly] 470 00:21:33,086 --> 00:21:34,879 All right, frick it. 471 00:21:34,921 --> 00:21:37,048 Can I just do the chickpea patty, please, 472 00:21:37,090 --> 00:21:39,550 extra onions, pickles, pickles all day, 473 00:21:39,592 --> 00:21:41,219 no tempeh--ugh-- 474 00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:43,429 no carrots, lettuce, tomato, fine, 475 00:21:43,471 --> 00:21:46,057 zesty sauce on the side-- no, on it. 476 00:21:46,099 --> 00:21:47,975 - On? - On. 477 00:21:48,017 --> 00:21:49,227 No, on the side. 478 00:21:49,268 --> 00:21:51,562 And, um, no sprouts. 479 00:21:51,604 --> 00:21:53,898 Did you know that sprouts are the number three 480 00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:55,483 carrier of salmonella? 481 00:21:55,525 --> 00:21:56,776 Sprouts! 482 00:21:57,902 --> 00:21:59,195 - I'll get a glass of water. 483 00:21:59,237 --> 00:22:00,738 - You sure? I'm payin'. 484 00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:03,116 - Thank you. - You got five minutes. 485 00:22:03,157 --> 00:22:04,617 - Yeah. 486 00:22:05,785 --> 00:22:08,413 How'd you come to work for Mr. Zaharia, anyway? 487 00:22:08,454 --> 00:22:11,249 - I worked in animal care over at ZooTampa. 488 00:22:11,290 --> 00:22:13,418 My back crapped out, they laid me off. 489 00:22:13,459 --> 00:22:15,253 Zaharia gave me a job, no questions asked. 490 00:22:15,294 --> 00:22:16,754 - Pretty decent of him. 491 00:22:17,964 --> 00:22:20,174 Too bad about the way he treats his animals. 492 00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:23,970 You could change things for those cats, you know. 493 00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:25,763 - What are you getting at? 494 00:22:25,805 --> 00:22:29,851 - If you were to bring a camera into the facility-- 495 00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:31,102 - [laughs] 496 00:22:31,144 --> 00:22:32,311 Now I know you're crazy. 497 00:22:32,353 --> 00:22:33,521 - I'm not crazy, 498 00:22:33,563 --> 00:22:34,814 I took down Joe Exotic, 499 00:22:34,856 --> 00:22:36,607 I can take down Zaharia too. 500 00:22:36,649 --> 00:22:39,610 All I need is a few decent photographs. 501 00:22:41,279 --> 00:22:42,488 You're the only one that can get in there. 502 00:22:42,530 --> 00:22:45,158 - And, what, just put myself out of a job? 503 00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:46,534 I got a family, bills to pay. 504 00:22:46,576 --> 00:22:48,119 I can't just turn my life upside down, 505 00:22:48,161 --> 00:22:49,495 no matter how much I love those cats. 506 00:22:49,537 --> 00:22:51,581 - Hmm, I would hate for money to stand 507 00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:53,583 in the way of doing the right thing. 508 00:22:55,752 --> 00:22:57,712 $5,000? 509 00:22:57,754 --> 00:22:59,380 - [clears throat] 510 00:22:59,422 --> 00:23:03,009 [dramatic music] 511 00:23:03,051 --> 00:23:04,385 - Ten'd be better. 512 00:23:04,427 --> 00:23:07,305 * * 513 00:23:13,603 --> 00:23:15,646 - Can't we leave this damn thing in the truck? 514 00:23:15,688 --> 00:23:17,523 - It's a true objet d'art. 515 00:23:17,565 --> 00:23:19,150 Can't just leave that lying around. 516 00:23:19,192 --> 00:23:20,860 People'll steal it. 517 00:23:20,902 --> 00:23:23,363 - Ain't no one gonna steal that piece of shit. 518 00:23:23,404 --> 00:23:25,990 - Can you put it over there? 519 00:23:26,032 --> 00:23:29,243 - Oh, check this out. 520 00:23:29,285 --> 00:23:32,121 The soap looks just like a seashell. 521 00:23:32,163 --> 00:23:34,791 - Yeah, well, don't be stingy with it, you stinky bastard. 522 00:23:34,832 --> 00:23:37,251 - Oh, it ain't my fault, after being crammed 523 00:23:37,293 --> 00:23:39,754 in that truck with you two for 18 hours. 524 00:23:41,255 --> 00:23:44,342 This piece-of-shit lock is busted. 525 00:23:44,384 --> 00:23:46,219 - Like anyone's trying to see you naked. 526 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:49,680 - [chuckles] See you in an hour, boys. 527 00:23:49,722 --> 00:23:51,099 [door shuts] 528 00:23:51,933 --> 00:23:55,770 - They got this thing called a mermaid show here, or... 529 00:23:57,605 --> 00:24:00,108 We could take a helicopter ride over the bay. 530 00:24:00,149 --> 00:24:01,484 Says we might see sharks. 531 00:24:01,526 --> 00:24:02,902 - John, that's tourist shit. 532 00:24:02,944 --> 00:24:06,531 We gotta focus on our mission: Carole fuckin' Baskin. 533 00:24:06,572 --> 00:24:10,034 - Thought we'd have time for a little fun, at least. 534 00:24:10,076 --> 00:24:11,619 - We're gonna have fun. 535 00:24:21,504 --> 00:24:23,172 [fuse sizzling] 536 00:24:23,214 --> 00:24:24,340 [chuckles] 537 00:24:30,346 --> 00:24:31,347 [firecracker bangs] 538 00:24:31,389 --> 00:24:32,807 - Oh! 539 00:24:32,849 --> 00:24:34,517 Holy fucking shit! 540 00:24:34,559 --> 00:24:37,437 [laughter] God damn it! 541 00:24:37,478 --> 00:24:39,063 Man, fuck you guys! 542 00:24:39,105 --> 00:24:40,606 - You all right in there? 543 00:24:40,648 --> 00:24:43,484 [Eileen's "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'"] 544 00:24:43,526 --> 00:24:47,447 * * 545 00:24:47,488 --> 00:24:51,242 - [singing in French] 546 00:24:51,284 --> 00:24:58,416 * * 547 00:25:03,421 --> 00:25:06,674 - [groaning] 548 00:25:06,716 --> 00:25:10,720 - Ooh, the water's incredible! 549 00:25:10,762 --> 00:25:12,096 My God. 550 00:25:12,138 --> 00:25:14,057 Get your ass in front of one of these jets here. 551 00:25:14,098 --> 00:25:17,477 It's like a deep-tissue massage up my god-- 552 00:25:17,518 --> 00:25:19,187 oh, I can feel it in my throat. 553 00:25:19,228 --> 00:25:20,396 It's deep. 554 00:25:24,692 --> 00:25:27,653 You mind telling me what the hell is going on with you? 555 00:25:27,695 --> 00:25:28,988 - What do you mean? 556 00:25:29,030 --> 00:25:32,825 - Are you embarrassed to be seen with me, huh? 557 00:25:32,867 --> 00:25:35,328 Are you afraid strangers are gonna think you're gay? 558 00:25:35,370 --> 00:25:36,621 - Come on, man. 559 00:25:36,662 --> 00:25:37,622 - Lookit, you're so uncomfortable, 560 00:25:37,663 --> 00:25:38,873 you can't even look at me. 561 00:25:38,915 --> 00:25:40,375 - I'm uncomfortable because this bathing suit 562 00:25:40,416 --> 00:25:42,502 you wanted me to wear has got my nuts in a vise grip. 563 00:25:42,543 --> 00:25:45,129 - You been weird for days. 564 00:25:45,171 --> 00:25:47,757 Flirting with every girl from Wynnewood to Tallahassee, 565 00:25:47,799 --> 00:25:50,510 inviting that boner killer in there on what was supposed 566 00:25:50,551 --> 00:25:51,886 to be a romantic weekend. 567 00:25:51,928 --> 00:25:53,805 I mean... 568 00:25:53,846 --> 00:25:56,057 are you even attracted to me? 569 00:25:57,558 --> 00:25:59,185 - I think it's pretty obvious I am. 570 00:25:59,227 --> 00:26:00,895 - Well, it ain't obvious to me. 571 00:26:02,730 --> 00:26:04,857 'Cause I think this thing we have... 572 00:26:09,946 --> 00:26:11,406 Could be real. 573 00:26:13,241 --> 00:26:15,118 - You like me? 574 00:26:15,159 --> 00:26:17,370 - Well, don't say it like that. - I'm not. 575 00:26:17,412 --> 00:26:19,122 I knew you liked fucking me, 576 00:26:19,163 --> 00:26:21,416 but I didn't think you had feelings for me. 577 00:26:21,457 --> 00:26:22,917 - Jeez. 578 00:26:22,959 --> 00:26:26,421 I feel like I'm in goddamn middle school here. 579 00:26:27,547 --> 00:26:29,090 You gonna make me ask? 580 00:26:32,093 --> 00:26:34,429 Do you feel the same way or what? 581 00:26:41,102 --> 00:26:42,603 - I don't know. 582 00:26:45,231 --> 00:26:48,401 The only relationship I ever been in, 583 00:26:48,443 --> 00:26:50,611 my girlfriend cheated on me. 584 00:26:52,405 --> 00:26:55,116 I don't know, I guess 585 00:26:55,158 --> 00:26:57,410 I just need more time 586 00:26:57,452 --> 00:26:58,995 to figure out how I feel. 587 00:27:00,788 --> 00:27:03,708 - Don't keep me hanging too long. 588 00:27:05,126 --> 00:27:06,502 - I won't. 589 00:27:09,047 --> 00:27:11,716 Hey, move over. Quit hogging those jets. 590 00:27:11,758 --> 00:27:15,386 I wanna feel that famous jet you've been talkin' about. 591 00:27:15,428 --> 00:27:18,431 [The Marshall Tucker Band's "Can't You See"] 592 00:27:18,473 --> 00:27:25,646 * * 593 00:27:46,709 --> 00:27:49,128 - Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. 594 00:27:49,170 --> 00:27:50,880 Oh! 595 00:27:50,922 --> 00:27:53,091 Oh, my gosh, that's gorgeous. 596 00:27:53,132 --> 00:27:54,884 Very Georgia O'Keeffe. 597 00:27:54,926 --> 00:27:57,011 Will you take that to Cheryl in the gift shop 598 00:27:57,053 --> 00:27:59,722 and tell her we have more "Paw-cassos" on the way? 599 00:27:59,764 --> 00:28:02,308 - Sure thing. - Thank you so much. 600 00:28:02,350 --> 00:28:05,019 [phone ringing] Really beautiful stuff. Wait. 601 00:28:05,061 --> 00:28:07,063 Hello? 602 00:28:07,105 --> 00:28:08,523 It's going down. 603 00:28:08,564 --> 00:28:09,982 [clicks tongue] Let's roll. 604 00:28:17,156 --> 00:28:18,324 - What is this? 605 00:28:18,366 --> 00:28:20,243 What do you want? 606 00:28:20,284 --> 00:28:21,703 - Ah, look at him. 607 00:28:23,746 --> 00:28:24,997 - Those photos must have been bad 608 00:28:25,039 --> 00:28:26,666 for the committee to move this quickly. 609 00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:29,085 - Mm, Daniel came through. 610 00:28:29,127 --> 00:28:32,797 Those cats are gonna get a second chance because of him. 611 00:28:32,839 --> 00:28:34,632 - It's because of you. 612 00:28:37,719 --> 00:28:39,345 - Oh, look, they're fighting. 613 00:28:39,387 --> 00:28:40,805 [laughs] 614 00:28:40,847 --> 00:28:42,390 Wish I had popcorn. 615 00:28:42,432 --> 00:28:44,851 [chuckles] 616 00:28:46,018 --> 00:28:49,439 [radio tuning] Oh. 617 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,190 [Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger" playing] 618 00:28:51,232 --> 00:28:53,192 - * I've got them moves like Jagger * 619 00:28:53,234 --> 00:28:57,655 * I've got them moves like Jagger * 620 00:28:57,697 --> 00:29:00,199 * * 621 00:29:00,241 --> 00:29:03,202 - $25 a damn person, that's highway robbery. 622 00:29:03,244 --> 00:29:05,038 - Pretty good-looking operation. 623 00:29:05,079 --> 00:29:07,498 - She's got cages. I got cages. 624 00:29:07,540 --> 00:29:09,375 Looks the same to me. 625 00:29:09,417 --> 00:29:11,502 - Okay, hi, everyone. 626 00:29:11,544 --> 00:29:12,712 My name is Tyler. 627 00:29:12,754 --> 00:29:14,172 I'm gonna be taking you 628 00:29:14,213 --> 00:29:17,091 on your tour of Big Cat Rescue today. 629 00:29:17,133 --> 00:29:20,261 Our sanctuary provides forever homes for big cats 630 00:29:20,303 --> 00:29:22,722 from abusive or neglected backgrounds. 631 00:29:22,764 --> 00:29:25,933 For instance, over there, you'll see Paloma. 632 00:29:25,975 --> 00:29:27,560 She came to us through a drug raid 633 00:29:27,602 --> 00:29:29,604 but is now thriving, so... 634 00:29:29,645 --> 00:29:31,022 - Would ya listen to that? 635 00:29:31,064 --> 00:29:33,232 Looks like Paloma was a drug addict. 636 00:29:33,274 --> 00:29:36,277 - Wonder what her poison was-- pills, reefer? 637 00:29:36,319 --> 00:29:37,487 - China white tiger? 638 00:29:37,528 --> 00:29:40,323 [laughter] 639 00:29:42,241 --> 00:29:43,659 - Look how nice this fuckin' place is. 640 00:29:43,701 --> 00:29:45,578 - Shut up. 641 00:29:45,620 --> 00:29:47,789 - So tigers like Sasha here 642 00:29:47,830 --> 00:29:50,583 can sometimes sleep up to 20 hours a day. 643 00:29:50,625 --> 00:29:52,251 Pretty crazy, huh? 644 00:29:52,293 --> 00:29:55,380 Okay, let's take the bridge over to Bobcat Island. 645 00:29:55,421 --> 00:29:57,048 Cool, all right, let's-- 646 00:29:57,090 --> 00:30:00,885 [dramatic percussive music] 647 00:30:00,927 --> 00:30:02,678 - I'm gonna look for Carole now. 648 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,431 - All right, give her my regards. 649 00:30:05,473 --> 00:30:12,647 * * 650 00:30:17,610 --> 00:30:19,028 - Scuse me, miss. 651 00:30:19,070 --> 00:30:20,196 I wonder if you might point me 652 00:30:20,238 --> 00:30:23,157 in the direction of the office. 653 00:30:24,617 --> 00:30:28,079 - Uh, well, the office is off-limits to the public. 654 00:30:28,121 --> 00:30:29,789 - Well, I'm not the public. 655 00:30:29,831 --> 00:30:32,750 I'm a colleague of Carole Baskin. 656 00:30:32,792 --> 00:30:34,544 Just came by for a little chat. 657 00:30:34,585 --> 00:30:36,879 - So do you have an appointment? 658 00:30:36,921 --> 00:30:40,216 - Not technically, but she's gonna wanna hear from me. 659 00:30:40,258 --> 00:30:43,177 [tense music] 660 00:30:43,219 --> 00:30:47,306 * * 661 00:30:47,348 --> 00:30:48,641 - Val? 662 00:30:48,683 --> 00:30:49,976 - Yeah? 663 00:30:50,017 --> 00:30:51,853 - Can you cut a check for $10,000 664 00:30:51,894 --> 00:30:53,980 and make it out to Daniel Marsh, please? 665 00:30:54,021 --> 00:30:55,690 - That's a lot of money. - I know. 666 00:30:55,732 --> 00:30:59,402 He took pictures of Zaharia's cats so we could rescue them. 667 00:30:59,444 --> 00:31:00,945 - Wait, what, you bribed him? 668 00:31:00,987 --> 00:31:02,321 - It's not a bribe. 669 00:31:02,363 --> 00:31:06,701 A bribe is paying someone to do something illicit. 670 00:31:06,743 --> 00:31:08,828 This man is being fairly compensated 671 00:31:08,870 --> 00:31:10,997 for doing the Lord's work. 672 00:31:11,039 --> 00:31:13,207 I'd say the cats justify the means. 673 00:31:13,249 --> 00:31:14,459 [phone rings] 674 00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:16,252 - Sorry. 675 00:31:16,294 --> 00:31:18,546 Hi, sweetheart. What do you need? 676 00:31:18,588 --> 00:31:22,425 - Hey, I've got Joe Schreibvogel. 677 00:31:22,467 --> 00:31:24,010 He wants to talk to you. 678 00:31:24,052 --> 00:31:26,345 - Oh, my God, this guy doesn't know when to quit. 679 00:31:26,387 --> 00:31:28,306 He's calling your phone now too? 680 00:31:28,347 --> 00:31:31,350 - No, I mean he's here. He's in the sanctuary. 681 00:31:31,392 --> 00:31:35,772 * * 682 00:31:35,813 --> 00:31:37,440 - Say that one more time? 683 00:31:43,196 --> 00:31:44,530 - He's here? 684 00:31:44,572 --> 00:31:47,658 [tense music] 685 00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:48,743 - What's going on? 686 00:31:48,785 --> 00:31:55,583 * * 687 00:31:56,376 --> 00:31:59,295 - Sweetheart, what does Joe want? 688 00:31:59,337 --> 00:32:02,006 * * 689 00:32:02,048 --> 00:32:03,883 - She wants to know what this is regarding. 690 00:32:03,925 --> 00:32:06,844 - Well, I thought it was about damn time me and her 691 00:32:06,886 --> 00:32:08,763 broke bread together. 692 00:32:08,805 --> 00:32:10,473 I even bought her a little present. 693 00:32:10,515 --> 00:32:12,892 It's sittin' right outside in my truck. 694 00:32:13,768 --> 00:32:14,769 - Did you hear that? 695 00:32:14,811 --> 00:32:15,978 - Yes, I heard that, thank you. 696 00:32:16,020 --> 00:32:18,356 - Should we hear him out? 697 00:32:18,398 --> 00:32:24,028 * * 698 00:32:24,070 --> 00:32:26,197 - Jamie, 699 00:32:26,239 --> 00:32:28,825 here's what I want you to do. 700 00:32:30,535 --> 00:32:31,911 - Okay. 701 00:32:32,954 --> 00:32:35,331 Oh, I understand. 702 00:32:37,083 --> 00:32:39,419 Okay, right this way. 703 00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:41,379 - Well, good. 704 00:32:41,421 --> 00:32:43,673 I know if we could just sit down and talk, 705 00:32:43,715 --> 00:32:45,717 we can come to an understanding. 706 00:32:45,758 --> 00:32:47,719 I mean, we both like cats, right? 707 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,096 Yeah, you got a nice setup here, 708 00:32:50,138 --> 00:32:51,973 though this chicken wire ain't gonna hold a hamster, 709 00:32:52,014 --> 00:32:53,307 let alone an adult tiger. 710 00:32:53,349 --> 00:32:55,226 You know, I think the only difference 711 00:32:55,268 --> 00:32:59,355 between me and Carole is our opinion about cub pettin'. 712 00:32:59,397 --> 00:33:02,358 You know, I believe that if you hold a tiger, 713 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,818 you're gonna wanna spend the rest of your life 714 00:33:03,860 --> 00:33:05,778 tryin' to save them, you know what I mean? 715 00:33:09,574 --> 00:33:10,742 This ain't the office. 716 00:33:10,783 --> 00:33:13,745 [dramatic music] 717 00:33:13,786 --> 00:33:15,204 I just wanted to talk. 718 00:33:15,246 --> 00:33:18,249 - I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 719 00:33:18,291 --> 00:33:19,542 - [scoffs] 720 00:33:19,584 --> 00:33:21,335 - Right now, or else. 721 00:33:21,377 --> 00:33:28,301 * * 722 00:33:35,808 --> 00:33:37,477 [pool balls clatter] 723 00:33:37,518 --> 00:33:39,103 [Glen Campbell's "Rhinestone Cowboy" playing over speakers] 724 00:33:39,145 --> 00:33:43,149 - * There's been a load of compromising * 725 00:33:43,191 --> 00:33:47,945 * On the road to my horizon * 726 00:33:47,987 --> 00:33:49,781 * But I'm gonna be * 727 00:33:49,822 --> 00:33:55,161 * Where the lights are shinin' on me * 728 00:33:55,203 --> 00:34:00,458 * Like a rhinestone cowboy * 729 00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:05,797 * Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo * 730 00:34:05,838 --> 00:34:07,965 * * 731 00:34:08,007 --> 00:34:12,970 * Like a rhinestone cowboy * 732 00:34:13,012 --> 00:34:15,056 * Getting cards and letters * 733 00:34:15,098 --> 00:34:19,560 * From people I don't even know * 734 00:34:19,602 --> 00:34:23,648 * And offers comin' over the phone * 735 00:34:23,689 --> 00:34:26,651 * * 736 00:34:26,693 --> 00:34:28,611 - Hey. 737 00:34:28,653 --> 00:34:29,987 Hey! 738 00:34:30,029 --> 00:34:31,531 What do you think you're doing? 739 00:34:31,572 --> 00:34:34,701 You can't bring that thing in here. 740 00:34:35,535 --> 00:34:37,495 - I'll take a shot of Jim Beam for me 741 00:34:37,537 --> 00:34:40,915 and a bowl of milk for my friend. 742 00:34:45,253 --> 00:34:46,504 - You gotta be kiddin' me. 743 00:34:48,297 --> 00:34:51,634 You need to leave right now, or else. 744 00:34:52,802 --> 00:34:55,722 - You ever pet a tiger before? 745 00:34:55,763 --> 00:34:58,015 Or a tiger's owner? 746 00:34:58,057 --> 00:35:01,185 - * On the road to my horizon * 747 00:35:01,227 --> 00:35:03,187 * But I'm gonna be * 748 00:35:03,229 --> 00:35:08,192 * Where the lights are shinin' on me * 749 00:35:08,234 --> 00:35:13,448 * Like a rhinestone cowboy * 750 00:35:13,489 --> 00:35:18,870 * Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo * 751 00:35:18,911 --> 00:35:20,997 * * 752 00:35:21,039 --> 00:35:24,667 * A rhinestone cowboy * 753 00:35:24,709 --> 00:35:26,586 [engine turning over] 754 00:35:28,588 --> 00:35:31,466 [indistinct chatter] 755 00:35:35,595 --> 00:35:37,930 - Hey, I keep coming up $200 short. 756 00:35:39,432 --> 00:35:43,019 - Oh, yeah, I gave $200 to Trip Malloy. 757 00:35:43,644 --> 00:35:45,063 - How do you expect me to reconcile the books 758 00:35:45,104 --> 00:35:47,440 when you don't tell me where the damn money is? 759 00:35:47,482 --> 00:35:50,568 - I love when you go all CPA on me. 760 00:35:51,361 --> 00:35:55,156 - Oh, you mean when I talk about accounts receivable? 761 00:35:55,198 --> 00:35:57,700 - You really wanna do this? 762 00:35:57,742 --> 00:35:59,952 - Liquidity. 763 00:35:59,994 --> 00:36:02,747 - Hostile takeover. 764 00:36:02,789 --> 00:36:04,665 - [chuckling] 765 00:36:11,297 --> 00:36:14,050 All right, what'd you spend the money on? 766 00:36:14,842 --> 00:36:16,302 - Equipment. 767 00:36:16,344 --> 00:36:17,804 - And what is that supposed to mean? 768 00:36:17,845 --> 00:36:19,972 - There's a lion needs a home. 769 00:36:20,014 --> 00:36:22,058 She's got one foot that's all mangled. 770 00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:23,267 We can afford it. 771 00:36:23,309 --> 00:36:24,602 - It's not about the money. 772 00:36:24,644 --> 00:36:26,270 We've already got a tiger we don't have room for. 773 00:36:26,312 --> 00:36:28,022 Now you wanna take in a lion? 774 00:36:28,064 --> 00:36:29,774 This is a pet store, not a circus. 775 00:36:29,816 --> 00:36:31,734 - I know, but we could be doing so much more, 776 00:36:31,776 --> 00:36:33,277 not just selling hamsters 777 00:36:33,319 --> 00:36:35,446 that are gonna eat it in six months anyway. 778 00:36:35,488 --> 00:36:38,866 This place could be our own little wild kingdom. 779 00:36:38,908 --> 00:36:40,827 - Mr. Schreibvogel! 780 00:36:41,619 --> 00:36:45,206 - Stan, we sent our rent check in last week. 781 00:36:46,290 --> 00:36:48,376 - We got a problem. 782 00:36:50,962 --> 00:36:52,296 - Really? 783 00:36:52,338 --> 00:36:53,881 Since when are flags against the rules? 784 00:36:53,923 --> 00:36:56,217 - Since I bought this building two months ago. 785 00:36:56,259 --> 00:36:59,345 Pursuant to clause 14B of your lease agreement, 786 00:36:59,387 --> 00:37:01,806 banners and flags will not be permitted. 787 00:37:01,848 --> 00:37:03,182 - Pursuant to my ass. 788 00:37:03,224 --> 00:37:04,434 This wouldn't have anything to do with my flag 789 00:37:04,475 --> 00:37:06,227 being rainbow-colored, would it? 790 00:37:06,269 --> 00:37:08,604 - You have 24 hours to take them down... 791 00:37:10,773 --> 00:37:11,983 Or you're out. 792 00:37:12,025 --> 00:37:14,944 [somber music] 793 00:37:14,986 --> 00:37:21,242 * * 794 00:37:21,284 --> 00:37:23,661 [spray bottle spritzing] 795 00:37:23,703 --> 00:37:25,329 [car door shuts] 796 00:37:25,371 --> 00:37:27,040 - Oh, you're cleaning. 797 00:37:27,081 --> 00:37:28,416 That can't be good. 798 00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:31,544 - You know, pricks like him won't leave us alone 799 00:37:31,586 --> 00:37:35,006 till we're back in the closet or dead. 800 00:37:35,048 --> 00:37:38,426 Now, I got a whole life now, I got someone who loves me, 801 00:37:38,468 --> 00:37:40,470 and I ain't going quietly. 802 00:37:41,721 --> 00:37:42,972 - It's just a flag, Joe. 803 00:37:43,014 --> 00:37:45,475 - It's not just a fuckin' flag, and you know it. 804 00:37:46,476 --> 00:37:48,061 - So what do you wanna do? 805 00:37:50,063 --> 00:37:51,314 - I don't know. 806 00:37:53,191 --> 00:37:55,818 Maybe I'll go to his office tomorrow. 807 00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:56,903 - And then what? 808 00:37:56,944 --> 00:37:59,739 - Maybe I'll bring my gun, 809 00:37:59,781 --> 00:38:01,324 make him feel small. 810 00:38:02,241 --> 00:38:04,369 - All right, 811 00:38:04,410 --> 00:38:07,080 but there's a cost to going to war, 812 00:38:07,121 --> 00:38:09,040 even if you didn't start it. 813 00:38:09,082 --> 00:38:11,250 - Don't it eat at you? 814 00:38:11,292 --> 00:38:13,711 - Of course it does, 815 00:38:13,753 --> 00:38:16,214 but that landlord's just pissed 816 00:38:16,255 --> 00:38:18,424 'cause he's soft and bald 817 00:38:18,466 --> 00:38:19,842 and has to go home to his crusty old lady 818 00:38:19,884 --> 00:38:23,179 while you get to be with this fine piece right here. 819 00:38:24,222 --> 00:38:26,099 Doesn't that make you the winner? 820 00:38:26,140 --> 00:38:29,602 - I just want a place where we can live, 821 00:38:29,644 --> 00:38:31,604 where we can be, 822 00:38:31,646 --> 00:38:33,773 and no one can say shit about it. 823 00:38:35,483 --> 00:38:37,235 Don't we deserve that? 824 00:38:37,276 --> 00:38:40,655 [soft music] 825 00:38:40,697 --> 00:38:43,408 - Congratulations, Mr. Schreibvogel. 826 00:38:43,449 --> 00:38:45,952 What are you gonna do with all this land? 827 00:38:45,993 --> 00:38:47,787 - I'm gonna build a zoo. 828 00:38:49,956 --> 00:38:51,958 - Sounds ambitious. 829 00:38:51,999 --> 00:38:59,132 * * 830 00:39:00,174 --> 00:39:02,760 - I'm gonna do this, Brian. 831 00:39:02,802 --> 00:39:05,638 No one's gonna make me feel small again. 832 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:11,477 * * 833 00:39:11,519 --> 00:39:14,397 - Guess you and Carole didn't see eye to eye. 834 00:39:15,481 --> 00:39:18,276 Probably should've called first, huh? 835 00:39:18,317 --> 00:39:20,695 [tense music] 836 00:39:20,737 --> 00:39:21,946 - Start shootin'! 837 00:39:21,988 --> 00:39:28,786 * * 838 00:39:28,828 --> 00:39:31,956 Well, folks, 839 00:39:31,998 --> 00:39:33,249 it's Joe Exotic here, 840 00:39:33,291 --> 00:39:36,294 and we just got thrown out of Big Cat Rescue 841 00:39:36,335 --> 00:39:38,337 'cause Carole Baskin 842 00:39:38,379 --> 00:39:40,798 would rather tear down everything that I've built 843 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:44,552 than spend one minute in the same damn room as me. 844 00:39:44,594 --> 00:39:46,012 She won't even look me in the eye 845 00:39:46,054 --> 00:39:47,263 while she's fuckin' me! 846 00:39:47,305 --> 00:39:49,557 So I got a message for you, 847 00:39:49,599 --> 00:39:51,267 all you Carole haters out there. 848 00:39:51,309 --> 00:39:53,311 If you got any dirt on this woman, 849 00:39:53,352 --> 00:39:54,979 I wanna hear about it. 850 00:39:55,021 --> 00:39:57,648 And if you happen to be in Tampa, Florida, 851 00:39:57,690 --> 00:40:00,401 I'm in room 151 at the Econo Lodge 852 00:40:00,443 --> 00:40:02,278 at Dale Mabry Highway. 853 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,906 That's right, 151, just like the liquor. 854 00:40:06,199 --> 00:40:07,492 Cut it. 855 00:40:07,533 --> 00:40:10,286 All right, let's find some Wi-Fi and post that! 856 00:40:10,328 --> 00:40:13,331 - Hey, this is good shit man. That's strong! 857 00:40:13,373 --> 00:40:15,208 - They ain't seen nothing yet. 858 00:40:15,249 --> 00:40:17,919 - Hey, maybe we should take a breath, get something to eat? 859 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,754 I saw a Waffle House a few blocks back. 860 00:40:19,796 --> 00:40:21,255 - Oh, fuck that. 861 00:40:21,297 --> 00:40:23,299 If that goddamn bitch thinks I'm finished with her here, 862 00:40:23,341 --> 00:40:24,884 she's got another thing coming. 863 00:40:24,926 --> 00:40:27,887 [dramatic opera music] 864 00:40:27,929 --> 00:40:34,894 * * 865 00:40:59,711 --> 00:41:03,297 - Joe Schreibvogel was a guest on your sanctuary tour today. 866 00:41:03,339 --> 00:41:05,299 - Yes, but I didn't realize at the time 867 00:41:05,341 --> 00:41:07,176 'cause he was wearing a hat. 868 00:41:07,218 --> 00:41:09,429 - During the tour, he managed to sneak away 869 00:41:09,470 --> 00:41:11,305 without your noticing 870 00:41:11,347 --> 00:41:14,851 into a nonpublic area of the sanctuary 871 00:41:14,892 --> 00:41:16,644 where he could have harmed the animals 872 00:41:16,686 --> 00:41:18,646 that we have been sworn to protect. 873 00:41:18,688 --> 00:41:21,524 - I'm so sorry, I was just-- I was focused on the spiel. 874 00:41:21,566 --> 00:41:23,943 - You violated the most sacred duty that we have here. 875 00:41:23,985 --> 00:41:27,321 It's your job to protect the animals. 876 00:41:27,363 --> 00:41:30,158 So I'm gonna have to let you go. 877 00:41:30,199 --> 00:41:31,659 - What? Carole. 878 00:41:31,701 --> 00:41:32,994 - It's not open for discussion. 879 00:41:33,036 --> 00:41:34,454 - But that's not fair! 880 00:41:34,495 --> 00:41:36,039 I've given two years of my life to you for no pay! 881 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,416 - Yeah, but you're not smart. You're not smart. 882 00:41:39,876 --> 00:41:41,294 Hand in your shirt. 883 00:41:44,797 --> 00:41:51,721 * * 884 00:41:53,765 --> 00:41:55,892 - Oh, thank God. 885 00:41:56,893 --> 00:41:59,395 Security said Joe went without too much of a fuss. 886 00:41:59,437 --> 00:42:02,523 Are you okay? - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 887 00:42:02,565 --> 00:42:05,943 - So I just received word that Grigore Zaharia's 888 00:42:05,985 --> 00:42:09,864 Class 1 wildlife permit has been suspended 889 00:42:09,906 --> 00:42:11,491 pending an investigation. 890 00:42:11,532 --> 00:42:14,535 [cheers and applause] 891 00:42:14,577 --> 00:42:18,122 Now, who wants to do the honors? 892 00:42:18,164 --> 00:42:19,582 Allison, go. 893 00:42:22,710 --> 00:42:24,962 - Whoo-hoo! - Bye-bye. 894 00:42:25,004 --> 00:42:27,507 [cheers and applause] - That's great. 895 00:42:27,548 --> 00:42:31,052 - [laughs] Oh, yeah! 896 00:42:31,094 --> 00:42:32,929 Good job, everybody. 897 00:42:35,807 --> 00:42:36,891 What's up? 898 00:42:36,933 --> 00:42:38,851 - It's fine. 899 00:42:38,893 --> 00:42:40,269 It's just, in the past few months, 900 00:42:40,311 --> 00:42:42,188 we've crossed two of the guys off the list. 901 00:42:42,230 --> 00:42:44,816 - Damn straight. We should've got a cake. 902 00:42:44,857 --> 00:42:46,275 Boom! 903 00:42:47,527 --> 00:42:49,779 - We're swatting at flies. 904 00:42:51,197 --> 00:42:52,532 So much time and energy burnt up 905 00:42:52,573 --> 00:42:54,826 for such tiny victories, you know? 906 00:42:56,077 --> 00:42:57,745 [sighs] 907 00:42:58,454 --> 00:43:00,373 Even if we got ten of these guys in a year, 908 00:43:00,415 --> 00:43:03,584 we would barely be making a dent. 909 00:43:03,626 --> 00:43:05,420 - What are you saying? 910 00:43:05,461 --> 00:43:07,380 - We need to think bigger. 911 00:43:07,422 --> 00:43:10,341 - We're doing everything we can within the scope of the law. 912 00:43:12,051 --> 00:43:14,429 - Well, then we need to change the law. 913 00:43:16,013 --> 00:43:19,100 There needs to be a law 914 00:43:19,142 --> 00:43:23,104 against private ownership of big cats in this country. 915 00:43:23,146 --> 00:43:24,731 - Sure, that sounds great, and my daughter 916 00:43:24,772 --> 00:43:26,733 also wants a pony for Christmas. 917 00:43:27,817 --> 00:43:31,487 - It could be called the--the cat law-- 918 00:43:31,529 --> 00:43:33,406 the big cat law-- 919 00:43:33,448 --> 00:43:35,658 the big cat amendment. 920 00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:38,161 [helicopter rotors whirring] 921 00:43:38,202 --> 00:43:40,038 What's that sound? 922 00:43:40,079 --> 00:43:42,498 [whirring continues] 923 00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:45,251 Big cat amendment. 924 00:43:45,293 --> 00:43:46,878 What is that sound? 925 00:43:46,919 --> 00:43:48,546 [whirring continues] 926 00:43:48,588 --> 00:43:50,298 I don't like that. 927 00:43:50,339 --> 00:43:53,301 [upbeat music] 928 00:43:53,342 --> 00:44:00,391 * * 929 00:44:00,433 --> 00:44:02,977 - Whoo-hoo! 930 00:44:03,019 --> 00:44:04,187 This is crazy! 931 00:44:04,228 --> 00:44:05,980 - What? She came at me first! 932 00:44:06,022 --> 00:44:07,315 Go lower! 933 00:44:07,356 --> 00:44:09,233 - Can't go below 500 feet. 934 00:44:09,275 --> 00:44:10,818 Plus, there's people down there. 935 00:44:10,860 --> 00:44:12,612 - I don't give a-- I'm not gonna hurt 'em. 936 00:44:12,653 --> 00:44:14,322 I'm just gonna scare 'em a little. 937 00:44:14,364 --> 00:44:17,408 Lower! Lower! 938 00:44:17,450 --> 00:44:18,451 * * 939 00:44:18,493 --> 00:44:19,911 - What's going on? 940 00:44:19,952 --> 00:44:21,079 - I don't know! 941 00:44:22,622 --> 00:44:25,500 [lion roaring] 942 00:44:25,541 --> 00:44:28,878 [tense music] 943 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:32,090 [lion growls] 944 00:44:32,131 --> 00:44:39,013 * * 945 00:44:39,055 --> 00:44:42,141 - Get the vet! She's having a seizure! 946 00:44:42,183 --> 00:44:43,184 Hurry. 947 00:44:43,226 --> 00:44:45,144 * * 948 00:44:45,186 --> 00:44:46,396 - The hell are you doing? 949 00:44:46,437 --> 00:44:47,605 - I want her to see my damn face! 950 00:44:47,647 --> 00:44:49,190 - Joe, sit down, you idiot! 951 00:44:49,232 --> 00:44:50,608 - No! No, grab on to my belt! 952 00:44:50,650 --> 00:44:52,026 - You're gonna get yourself killed! 953 00:44:52,068 --> 00:44:53,236 - I'm gonna get killed unless you 954 00:44:53,277 --> 00:44:54,362 grab on to my belt right now. 955 00:44:54,404 --> 00:44:56,197 Grab it! - Jesus Christ! 956 00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:58,866 [helicopter rotors whirring] 957 00:44:58,908 --> 00:45:02,912 - Carole Baskin, you fuckin' bitch! 958 00:45:02,954 --> 00:45:06,499 * * 959 00:45:06,541 --> 00:45:08,876 You see me now? 960 00:45:08,918 --> 00:45:11,129 Fuck you! 961 00:45:11,170 --> 00:45:13,881 * * 962 00:45:13,923 --> 00:45:16,884 Remember me! 963 00:45:16,926 --> 00:45:18,052 Bitch! 964 00:45:18,094 --> 00:45:20,138 * * 965 00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:23,433 - [laughs] 966 00:45:29,272 --> 00:45:30,273 [laughter] 967 00:45:30,314 --> 00:45:32,025 - You see Carole's face? 968 00:45:32,066 --> 00:45:34,444 Oh, my God, I thought she was gonna crap herself. 969 00:45:34,485 --> 00:45:35,695 She might have crapped herself. - She did. 970 00:45:35,737 --> 00:45:37,155 That was worth every damn penny. 971 00:45:37,196 --> 00:45:39,449 - Oh, Reinke, God damn it, you ain't been with us long, 972 00:45:39,490 --> 00:45:41,367 but you are ride or die. 973 00:45:41,409 --> 00:45:44,537 I'm glad you came, man. - I am too, buddy. I am too. 974 00:45:44,579 --> 00:45:46,497 - Hey, John! 975 00:45:46,539 --> 00:45:48,041 - What the hell were you doing up there, 976 00:45:48,082 --> 00:45:50,251 hangin' out the door like a goddamn maniac? 977 00:45:50,293 --> 00:45:51,669 - I was trying to make a point. 978 00:45:51,711 --> 00:45:53,755 - Yeah, well, you could've gotten yourself killed. 979 00:45:56,591 --> 00:45:58,760 The fuck you smilin' about? 980 00:45:58,801 --> 00:46:01,846 - You sure sound like somebody who gives a shit about me. 981 00:46:03,056 --> 00:46:06,601 What, you got real feelings in there for me? 982 00:46:10,813 --> 00:46:12,023 - Maybe. 983 00:46:16,319 --> 00:46:18,237 - So we doin' this thing? 984 00:46:18,279 --> 00:46:20,990 [soft music] 985 00:46:21,032 --> 00:46:24,160 - If you promise to stop doing stupid shit, 986 00:46:24,202 --> 00:46:28,247 then...yeah. 987 00:46:28,289 --> 00:46:29,957 I guess we can give it a shot. 988 00:46:29,999 --> 00:46:36,964 * * 989 00:46:37,006 --> 00:46:38,800 Fucking idiot. 990 00:46:44,472 --> 00:46:47,433 [ominous music] 991 00:46:47,475 --> 00:46:54,607 * * 992 00:46:58,695 --> 00:47:00,279 - How's the lion? 993 00:47:00,321 --> 00:47:04,409 * * 994 00:47:04,450 --> 00:47:05,743 - Touch and go. 995 00:47:05,785 --> 00:47:08,496 Vet's optimistic, so that's good. 996 00:47:11,582 --> 00:47:13,167 - How are you? 997 00:47:17,213 --> 00:47:19,716 - I really think he's evil, Howard. 998 00:47:22,009 --> 00:47:25,471 Only an evil man would do what he did today, 999 00:47:25,513 --> 00:47:28,224 and it demands an answer. 1000 00:47:28,266 --> 00:47:30,643 I have to get him. 1001 00:47:30,685 --> 00:47:32,979 - How are you gonna do that? 1002 00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:35,481 * * 1003 00:47:35,523 --> 00:47:37,650 - I don't know. 1004 00:47:37,692 --> 00:47:39,861 I don't know. 1005 00:47:42,196 --> 00:47:43,906 - Well, 1006 00:47:43,948 --> 00:47:47,201 let's think of something together. 1007 00:47:47,243 --> 00:47:49,162 Hmm? 1008 00:47:49,203 --> 00:47:50,705 I wanna help you. 1009 00:47:50,747 --> 00:47:52,832 I wanna join you here, 1010 00:47:52,874 --> 00:47:54,667 be part of the team. 1011 00:47:56,711 --> 00:47:59,839 - Howard... 1012 00:47:59,881 --> 00:48:02,425 I really appreciate that, 1013 00:48:02,467 --> 00:48:04,552 but you've got your own job, 1014 00:48:04,594 --> 00:48:07,805 and this is my problem to solve. 1015 00:48:07,847 --> 00:48:11,267 - Your problems are my problems. 1016 00:48:12,518 --> 00:48:14,604 Let's get him. 1017 00:48:17,774 --> 00:48:19,484 - Are you sure you wouldn't hate seeing my ass 1018 00:48:19,525 --> 00:48:20,693 all day at the office? 1019 00:48:20,735 --> 00:48:23,529 - You know I love your ass. 1020 00:48:23,571 --> 00:48:25,698 Nothing would make me happier. 1021 00:48:25,740 --> 00:48:28,534 The question you have to ask yourself is, 1022 00:48:28,576 --> 00:48:33,373 should I bring the big guns? 1023 00:48:33,414 --> 00:48:37,627 * * 1024 00:48:37,668 --> 00:48:39,128 - Yes. 1025 00:48:39,170 --> 00:48:46,177 * * 1026 00:48:46,219 --> 00:48:49,138 [both breathing heavily] 1027 00:48:49,180 --> 00:48:52,225 * * 1028 00:48:52,266 --> 00:48:55,186 [singers vocalizing] 1029 00:48:55,228 --> 00:49:00,024 * * 1030 00:49:00,066 --> 00:49:02,193 - Who wants to hit the pool? 1031 00:49:02,235 --> 00:49:04,946 - I ain't wearing one of them banana hammocks. 1032 00:49:04,987 --> 00:49:07,198 - * I've got flowers * 1033 00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:08,408 - Who's that? 1034 00:49:08,449 --> 00:49:10,118 - It's the tour guide. 1035 00:49:10,159 --> 00:49:16,416 - * So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose * 1036 00:49:16,457 --> 00:49:18,376 - The hell do you want? 1037 00:49:18,418 --> 00:49:20,753 - You said you wanted dirt on Carole Baskin. 1038 00:49:20,795 --> 00:49:23,673 Well, here you go. 1039 00:49:23,715 --> 00:49:27,635 - * You and your pussycat nose * 1040 00:49:27,677 --> 00:49:29,470 * What's new, pussycat? * 1041 00:49:29,512 --> 00:49:31,931 * Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa * 1042 00:49:31,973 --> 00:49:33,266 * What's new, pussycat? * 1043 00:49:33,307 --> 00:49:37,687 * Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa * 1044 00:49:37,729 --> 00:49:39,272 * * 1045 00:49:39,313 --> 00:49:42,942 * Pussycat, pussycat, you're so thrilling * 1046 00:49:42,984 --> 00:49:46,821 * And I'm so willing to care for you * 1047 00:49:46,863 --> 00:49:53,119 * So go and make up your big little pussycat eyes * 1048 00:49:53,161 --> 00:49:56,873 * Pussycat, pussycat, I love you * 1049 00:49:56,914 --> 00:50:00,752 * Yes, I do * 1050 00:50:00,793 --> 00:50:03,463 * You and your pussycat eyes * 1051 00:50:03,504 --> 00:50:04,839 * * 1052 00:50:04,881 --> 00:50:06,549 * What's new, pussycat? * 1053 00:50:06,591 --> 00:50:08,843 * Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa * 1054 00:50:08,885 --> 00:50:10,219 * What's new, pussycat? * 1055 00:50:10,261 --> 00:50:14,474 * Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa * 1056 00:50:14,515 --> 00:50:16,350 * * 1057 00:50:16,392 --> 00:50:19,979 * Pussycat, pussycat, I've got flowers * 1058 00:50:20,021 --> 00:50:23,816 * And lots of hours to spend with you * 1059 00:50:23,858 --> 00:50:28,738 * So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose * 1060 00:50:28,780 --> 00:50:30,156 * * 1061 00:50:30,198 --> 00:50:33,785 * Pussycat, pussycat, I love you * 1062 00:50:33,826 --> 00:50:37,622 * Yes, I do * 1063 00:50:37,663 --> 00:50:41,584 * You and your pussycat nose * 1064 00:50:41,626 --> 00:50:43,252 * What's new, pussycat? * 1065 00:50:43,294 --> 00:50:45,671 * Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa * 1066 00:50:45,713 --> 00:50:47,131 * What's new, pussycat? * 1067 00:50:47,173 --> 00:50:51,386 * Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa * 1068 00:50:51,427 --> 00:50:53,137 * * 1069 00:50:53,179 --> 00:50:56,557 * Pussycat, pussycat, you're so thrilling * 1070 00:50:56,599 --> 00:51:00,770 * And I'm so willing to care for you * 1071 00:51:00,812 --> 00:51:06,651 * So go and make up your big little pussycat eyes * 1072 00:51:06,693 --> 00:51:10,697 * Pussycat, pussycat, I love you * 1073 00:51:10,738 --> 00:51:14,659 * Yes, I do * 1074 00:51:14,701 --> 00:51:17,370 * You and your pussycat eyes * 1075 00:51:17,412 --> 00:51:18,413 - * Whoa, whoa * 1076 00:51:18,454 --> 00:51:21,332 - * You and your pussycat eyes * 1077 00:51:21,374 --> 00:51:22,375 - * Whoa, whoa * 1078 00:51:22,417 --> 00:51:24,919 - * You and your pussycat lips * 1079 00:51:24,961 --> 00:51:26,421 - * Whoa, whoa * 1080 00:51:26,462 --> 00:51:28,965 - * You and your pussycat eyes * 1081 00:51:29,006 --> 00:51:30,258 - * Whoa, whoa * 1082 00:51:30,299 --> 00:51:33,886 - * You and your pussycat * 1083 00:51:33,928 --> 00:51:37,515 * Nose *