1 00:00:01,448 --> 00:00:03,931 - I'm not interested in you. - Same. 2 00:00:04,035 --> 00:00:05,828 - I'm not attracted to you. 3 00:00:05,931 --> 00:00:08,759 I'm in love with your friend, and I don't even wanna be that. 4 00:00:08,862 --> 00:00:11,586 - TOM: Previously on "Bruh"-- 5 00:00:11,690 --> 00:00:13,207 - Mike, apologize. - You trying to be with her? 6 00:00:13,310 --> 00:00:16,138 - Mike, you disrespected her. Mike. Mike. 7 00:00:16,241 --> 00:00:17,793 - I just wanted you to be honest. 8 00:00:17,897 --> 00:00:20,035 You were into me, say that. 9 00:00:20,138 --> 00:00:23,172 And if you weren't, then you could've said that too. 10 00:00:23,276 --> 00:00:24,759 I just wanted the truth. 11 00:00:24,862 --> 00:00:26,103 - Maybe you're right. 12 00:00:28,448 --> 00:00:34,138 - ♪ 13 00:00:34,241 --> 00:00:36,897 - The fuck who's--who's there? 14 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,931 - REGINA: It's me. - Regina? 15 00:00:40,035 --> 00:00:44,035 - Mm-hmm, I'm mad at you. - I know. 16 00:00:44,138 --> 00:00:47,897 - No, like mad mad. 17 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:52,621 - Oh, oh, yeah, I know. 18 00:00:52,724 --> 00:00:55,069 - Yeah, so I'm thinking-- 19 00:00:55,172 --> 00:00:58,241 - You wanna--you wanna talk? 20 00:00:58,345 --> 00:01:00,897 - No, I don't wanna talk. 21 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,690 - So you don't wanna talk? 22 00:01:02,793 --> 00:01:04,690 - ♪ 23 00:01:04,793 --> 00:01:06,345 - I wanna talk about this. 24 00:01:06,448 --> 00:01:12,552 - ♪ 25 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:15,103 - Okay, we can talk about that and them. 26 00:01:15,207 --> 00:01:17,448 - Yeah. Let's talk about fucking. 27 00:01:17,552 --> 00:01:19,655 - ♪ I don't need no friends, tossed 'em ♪ 28 00:01:19,759 --> 00:01:21,172 ♪ Ol' boy got my nose running, yeah ♪ 29 00:01:21,276 --> 00:01:23,035 I'm feeling silly willy nilly, I'm a gross -- ♪ 30 00:01:23,138 --> 00:01:25,483 ♪ Left up out the crib on a mission to -- some ♪ 31 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:30,241 ♪ I'm gonna dive into them lids pull [unintelligible] ♪ 32 00:01:30,345 --> 00:01:32,621 ♪ Saw her and my nose rubbing [unintelligible] underneath ♪ 33 00:01:32,724 --> 00:01:34,862 ♪ Them clothes, cover the floor, one at the door top ♪ 34 00:01:34,966 --> 00:01:36,207 ♪ Put a small clutch in your throat ♪ 35 00:01:36,310 --> 00:01:38,552 ♪ You let her choke and I won't let it go ♪ 36 00:01:38,655 --> 00:01:42,276 - ♪ Navigating through this state of life ♪ 37 00:01:42,379 --> 00:01:46,379 ♪ Trying to find me a shawdy and make her mine ♪ 38 00:01:46,483 --> 00:01:50,414 ♪ Now I'll find one in no time ♪ 39 00:01:50,517 --> 00:01:52,793 ♪ With the help of the homies 40 00:01:52,897 --> 00:01:56,414 ♪ I'm going up with my bruhs 41 00:01:56,517 --> 00:02:00,483 ♪ Going up, we're going up with my bruhs ♪ 42 00:02:00,586 --> 00:02:03,414 ♪ Going up, we're going up with bruhs ♪ 43 00:02:03,517 --> 00:02:08,655 ♪ Going up, going up, we're going up with bruhs ♪ 44 00:02:08,759 --> 00:02:11,828 ♪ We're going up, going up with the bruhs ♪♪ 45 00:02:11,931 --> 00:02:13,897 - ♪ I'm vibing with you, you just tell her -- ♪ 46 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,483 ♪ What you trying to do 47 00:02:15,586 --> 00:02:17,517 ♪ I'm in a mood, if you with it, that's too ♪ 48 00:02:17,621 --> 00:02:20,207 ♪ You see I'm trying this light with this pipe inside you ♪ 49 00:02:20,310 --> 00:02:22,552 ♪ I'm looking for a yes, and I kinda respect ya ♪ 50 00:02:22,655 --> 00:02:24,862 ♪ I ain't trying to flex, stretching, move to ♪♪ 51 00:02:26,966 --> 00:02:30,690 - Yo. - Hi, Mike. 52 00:02:30,793 --> 00:02:31,966 - Get out of here. 53 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:34,172 - ♪ 54 00:02:34,276 --> 00:02:37,517 - I said get out of here. - Are you drunk? 55 00:02:37,621 --> 00:02:39,517 Hmm? Well? 56 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:42,241 Yes, you are. 57 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,103 - What are you doing here? 58 00:02:48,207 --> 00:02:50,207 - Okay, so I had a long talk with Regina. 59 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:52,828 - Mm-hmm, well go back. - Okay, just-- 60 00:02:52,931 --> 00:02:54,724 - Give me my fucking keys. 61 00:02:54,828 --> 00:02:57,621 - Will you just stop being an asshole and listen? 62 00:02:57,724 --> 00:03:03,517 - ♪ 63 00:03:03,621 --> 00:03:04,931 - [belches] 64 00:03:05,035 --> 00:03:07,103 - Did you just fucking belch when I'm trying to tell you 65 00:03:07,207 --> 00:03:09,310 I love you? - Oh God, I'm sorry. 66 00:03:09,414 --> 00:03:11,207 That was--that was rude. 67 00:03:11,310 --> 00:03:14,483 - It's disgusting. - I was-- 68 00:03:14,586 --> 00:03:17,793 Tell me what you was saying about. 69 00:03:17,897 --> 00:03:19,069 [indistinct mumbling] 70 00:03:19,172 --> 00:03:23,517 - Listen, I just--I wanna be with you, and only you. 71 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:25,483 Are you there? - I'm here. 72 00:03:25,586 --> 00:03:29,448 I--I think I wanna be with other people, you know? 73 00:03:29,552 --> 00:03:31,724 - Okay, so you're still gonna be an asshole. 74 00:03:31,828 --> 00:03:33,552 - If that's what you wanna call it, yeah. 75 00:03:35,379 --> 00:03:38,724 - Okay. Alright, well, I know you love me. 76 00:03:38,828 --> 00:03:39,897 - Mm. 77 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,000 - Maybe--can you just stop drinking? 78 00:03:43,103 --> 00:03:46,207 - Can you not touch my shit? 79 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:49,035 Look, what have you done with my love besides hurt me? 80 00:03:49,138 --> 00:03:51,517 - You're so stupid. 81 00:03:51,621 --> 00:03:53,793 - I'm not gonna be too more stupids. 82 00:03:53,897 --> 00:03:56,000 - ♪ 83 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:57,690 - Okay. 84 00:03:57,793 --> 00:03:59,690 - Okay. - Alright. 85 00:03:59,793 --> 00:04:03,103 - ♪ 86 00:04:03,207 --> 00:04:05,172 - I'm just trying to talk to you--why do you keep spilling 87 00:04:05,276 --> 00:04:06,828 beer all over-- - Why are you judging me 88 00:04:06,931 --> 00:04:08,345 in my house? - Why are you drinking? Why-- 89 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:10,345 - Why are you in my house? You came here! 90 00:04:10,448 --> 00:04:12,621 I was chilling. - Put the beer down-- 91 00:04:12,724 --> 00:04:14,414 you're disgusting. - I'm sorry. 92 00:04:14,517 --> 00:04:16,379 - I'm just trying to talk to you and get you to understand. 93 00:04:16,483 --> 00:04:18,862 Clearly, you're not even ready for a relationship. 94 00:04:18,966 --> 00:04:21,759 It's obvious. - Mm-hmm. 95 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:23,828 Any buts? You have anything else to say? 96 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,621 - You know what? I'm gonna call Regina and tell her 97 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,759 how wrong she is. You're pathetic. 98 00:04:27,862 --> 00:04:30,069 You're disgusting, actually. - I'm in my house. 99 00:04:30,172 --> 00:04:31,690 - You disgust me. - Don't you touch me. 100 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:34,379 - ♪ 101 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:35,414 - You should put this down. 102 00:04:35,517 --> 00:04:36,828 - No, you--you should get out. 103 00:04:36,931 --> 00:04:39,690 [laughs] You should get out and don't--you should clean 104 00:04:39,793 --> 00:04:41,759 that up too. Bye. 105 00:04:41,862 --> 00:04:43,690 - ♪ 106 00:04:43,793 --> 00:04:47,966 - No, actually--no, no, no, no, - I'm not answering anything. 107 00:04:48,069 --> 00:04:50,586 - Talk to me, answer me, sit down. Sit, please. 108 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:52,586 - You think I'm gonna sit down when you talk to me like that? 109 00:04:52,690 --> 00:04:55,414 - Sit down, sit down please. 110 00:04:55,517 --> 00:04:57,759 I have a question. 111 00:04:57,862 --> 00:05:00,690 Okay. Please, please. Thank you. 112 00:05:00,793 --> 00:05:04,379 - ♪ 113 00:05:04,483 --> 00:05:06,069 - What, Mike? 114 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:07,483 - Did you fuck Bill? 115 00:05:07,586 --> 00:05:08,655 - You know the answer to that. 116 00:05:08,759 --> 00:05:12,207 - I know you didn't answer me. 117 00:05:12,310 --> 00:05:13,897 - Do you think I would do that? 118 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,138 - You kissed him. 119 00:05:15,241 --> 00:05:16,793 - No, I didn't. 120 00:05:16,897 --> 00:05:18,379 Regina told you what that was about. 121 00:05:18,483 --> 00:05:20,448 - Yeah, but-- - But what? 122 00:05:20,552 --> 00:05:23,759 You know what? This is stupid, I'm out of here. 123 00:05:23,862 --> 00:05:26,862 - Bye. Leave my key. 124 00:05:26,966 --> 00:05:28,586 - [keys clang] 125 00:05:28,690 --> 00:05:34,517 - ♪ 126 00:05:34,621 --> 00:05:36,828 - [moans] 127 00:05:36,931 --> 00:05:40,241 Who's sorry? Who's sorry? 128 00:05:40,345 --> 00:05:42,897 [indistinct mumbling] 129 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:48,207 - ♪ 130 00:05:48,310 --> 00:05:49,966 - [shoe clangs] 131 00:05:50,069 --> 00:05:51,172 - [sighs] 132 00:05:51,276 --> 00:05:55,379 - ♪ 133 00:05:55,483 --> 00:05:59,828 - [moaning] 134 00:05:59,931 --> 00:06:01,793 - ♪ 135 00:06:01,897 --> 00:06:02,897 - BILL: My turn. 136 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:07,793 - ♪ 137 00:06:07,897 --> 00:06:10,655 - Whoa, why you stop? Why you stop? 138 00:06:10,759 --> 00:06:13,103 - We're done. - Okay, where you going? 139 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:14,414 - Home. 140 00:06:14,517 --> 00:06:17,000 - No, no, no, hold up, I ain't--I ain't done. 141 00:06:17,103 --> 00:06:21,345 - Ah well, I don't know what to tell you, bae. 142 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:23,483 - Hold up, you just-- - Listen-- 143 00:06:23,586 --> 00:06:24,793 - You just gonna leave me like this? 144 00:06:24,897 --> 00:06:28,966 - I was horny, and you know how to do what you do. 145 00:06:29,069 --> 00:06:29,966 And that's all I wanted. 146 00:06:30,069 --> 00:06:32,552 - Okay, that's cute, but--hold up, 147 00:06:32,655 --> 00:06:34,586 you just used me for my body? 148 00:06:34,690 --> 00:06:37,414 - Well, don't you think that's better than using a vibrator? 149 00:06:37,517 --> 00:06:38,897 - [laughs] That's a good one. 150 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,379 Hold up. No, for real. 151 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:43,483 My vibrator didn't get anything. 152 00:06:43,586 --> 00:06:45,448 Yo, you can't leave me like this. 153 00:06:45,552 --> 00:06:46,862 - Why can't I? 154 00:06:46,966 --> 00:06:49,931 - Because you got him up, now you gotta get him down. 155 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:52,000 - I don't gotta do nothing. 156 00:06:52,103 --> 00:06:53,759 - Regina, that's selfish. 157 00:06:53,862 --> 00:06:56,000 - Oh, wow. We're using that word? 158 00:06:56,103 --> 00:06:58,103 - Yeah, look, all that time I just spent down on my knees-- 159 00:06:58,207 --> 00:07:00,138 - And I came twice. 160 00:07:00,241 --> 00:07:01,241 Thank you. 161 00:07:01,345 --> 00:07:03,345 - Oh, I know, I was there. 162 00:07:03,448 --> 00:07:05,138 If you remember. - Mm-hmm. 163 00:07:05,241 --> 00:07:08,310 - Okay, now stop playing. Stop it. 164 00:07:08,414 --> 00:07:09,690 You being for real? 165 00:07:09,793 --> 00:07:12,138 - ♪ 166 00:07:12,241 --> 00:07:14,103 - I'm not being for real, boy. 167 00:07:14,207 --> 00:07:15,655 - Of course, that's what I'm talking about. 168 00:07:15,759 --> 00:07:17,345 - But for real for real. - Huh? 169 00:07:17,448 --> 00:07:19,069 - Mm-hmm. Bye. 170 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,552 - No, no, stop playing. 171 00:07:20,655 --> 00:07:22,724 Hey, hey, can we talk later? - REGINA: No! 172 00:07:22,828 --> 00:07:24,379 - Regina! - REGINA: No! 173 00:07:24,483 --> 00:07:27,379 - That's--I would've give consent. 174 00:07:27,483 --> 00:07:29,517 Okay? 175 00:07:29,621 --> 00:07:31,966 It's okay, it's perfectly fine. 176 00:07:32,069 --> 00:07:34,448 Regina, come back, baby. 177 00:07:34,552 --> 00:07:36,966 That ain't fair! 178 00:07:37,069 --> 00:07:39,759 Now you got my tongue arguing with me. 179 00:07:39,862 --> 00:07:41,241 Baby, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? 180 00:07:41,345 --> 00:07:42,655 What's wrong with you? 181 00:07:42,759 --> 00:07:46,207 What's--now you got my dick mad at my tongue, alright? 182 00:07:46,310 --> 00:07:50,793 No, no, no, I ain't--no! 183 00:07:50,897 --> 00:07:55,172 I'm trying to get an upward mandog. 184 00:07:55,276 --> 00:07:58,035 - ♪ I be feeling good vibe 185 00:07:58,138 --> 00:08:00,793 ♪ I be feeling good vibes, good vibes, good vibes ♪ 186 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,069 ♪ I be feeling good vibes 187 00:08:03,172 --> 00:08:04,448 - Regina! 188 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:05,759 - ♪ I be feeling good vibes 189 00:08:05,862 --> 00:08:08,172 ♪ I'm gonna kick the week off with them vibes ♪ 190 00:08:08,276 --> 00:08:10,552 ♪ I ain't gotta stress myself on trying to live my best life ♪ 191 00:08:10,655 --> 00:08:13,241 ♪ Feeling like, yeah 192 00:08:13,345 --> 00:08:15,931 - ALICE: Ooh. Wake up! 193 00:08:16,035 --> 00:08:17,552 Wake up. 194 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:20,897 John! 195 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,138 Wake up, boy, you have to open the store. 196 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:27,379 - Ma. This is your morning to open the store. 197 00:08:27,483 --> 00:08:29,103 - I'm too tired. 198 00:08:29,207 --> 00:08:31,035 You know, my date went too long last night. 199 00:08:31,138 --> 00:08:33,586 - I know, I was stuck out the house the whole time, 200 00:08:33,690 --> 00:08:36,069 that's why I just got--I just got to sleep. 201 00:08:36,172 --> 00:08:38,379 - Now whose fault is that? 202 00:08:38,483 --> 00:08:39,931 - It's your fault. 203 00:08:40,035 --> 00:08:42,690 You had the double lock on the door. 204 00:08:42,793 --> 00:08:45,207 - Then don't blame me 'cause Christy likes to go a long time. 205 00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:46,586 [laughs] 206 00:08:46,690 --> 00:08:47,862 - Who is Christy? 207 00:08:47,966 --> 00:08:50,862 Why do you keep talking about this person? 208 00:08:50,966 --> 00:08:52,690 - You don't know my coochie name by now? 209 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:54,655 - Okay, it's too early for this, Ma, okay? 210 00:08:54,759 --> 00:08:56,655 - No, I'm serious, you gotta get up and open the shop. 211 00:08:56,759 --> 00:08:58,931 - Ma, I'm not getting up, no. 212 00:08:59,035 --> 00:09:00,138 I'm not doing it. 213 00:09:00,241 --> 00:09:01,690 - Get up. 214 00:09:01,793 --> 00:09:04,103 - Okay, what is it, Ma? 215 00:09:04,207 --> 00:09:06,483 I'm up. What you want? 216 00:09:06,586 --> 00:09:07,897 - I'm just waiting on you to get up. 217 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,069 - For--Ma, I'm not opening the store. 218 00:09:10,172 --> 00:09:12,621 It's your turn. 219 00:09:12,724 --> 00:09:14,414 Fine, Ma, I'll open the store. 220 00:09:14,517 --> 00:09:17,103 Fine, okay? - Okay, good, then get up. 221 00:09:17,207 --> 00:09:18,828 - I'm gonna get up. You don't have to stand here. 222 00:09:18,931 --> 00:09:20,759 You can leave now. - Why I gotta leave? 223 00:09:20,862 --> 00:09:22,103 - Because it's my room, that's why. 224 00:09:22,207 --> 00:09:24,586 You just said you needed what you needed, I got you. 225 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:26,690 You can go. - You naked? 226 00:09:26,793 --> 00:09:29,621 - What? Obviously I'm not naked, Ma. Would you go? 227 00:09:29,724 --> 00:09:31,241 - Well, get up, that's what I'm trying to say. 228 00:09:31,345 --> 00:09:33,897 - Ma, I'm not getting up. Can you go, please? 229 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,690 - Oh. [laughs] 230 00:09:35,793 --> 00:09:37,035 Your little thing hard. 231 00:09:37,138 --> 00:09:39,103 - First of all, it's not little, Ma. 232 00:09:39,207 --> 00:09:40,931 First of all, I'm not having this conversation. 233 00:09:41,035 --> 00:09:43,759 - Yeah, it is, you know, 'cause I've done seen it before. 234 00:09:43,862 --> 00:09:45,448 - Ma. - It little. 235 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:47,103 - Okay, this is really inappropriate. 236 00:09:47,207 --> 00:09:49,586 - Yeah, uh-huh, you living with your mama. 237 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,483 - Can you please leave? 238 00:09:51,586 --> 00:09:53,724 - No, I need you to get up. 239 00:09:53,828 --> 00:09:55,759 - I'm up, don't you see my eyes open? 240 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:58,828 I am up. I see--I am up. 241 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:03,759 Now please, exit stage left, please. Thank you. 242 00:10:03,862 --> 00:10:07,276 - Did you name him? - Name what? 243 00:10:07,379 --> 00:10:08,379 - Well, that little ding-a-ling. 244 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,759 - Ma! I don't wanna talk to you about this. 245 00:10:10,862 --> 00:10:12,586 Stop talking about my stuff. 246 00:10:12,690 --> 00:10:14,586 - I mean, boy, I changed your pissy diapers 247 00:10:14,690 --> 00:10:16,241 'til you were nine. - Nine, Ma? 248 00:10:16,345 --> 00:10:17,793 - Yeah. 249 00:10:17,897 --> 00:10:19,448 - First of all, you shouldn't have me in diapers that long, 250 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,035 first of all. 251 00:10:21,138 --> 00:10:25,276 - From a 9-year-old bitch to a 30-something-year-old bitch. 252 00:10:25,379 --> 00:10:28,069 I'm out of here. 253 00:10:28,172 --> 00:10:29,517 With your little penis. 254 00:10:29,621 --> 00:10:31,552 - How you gonna call me a--how you call me a bitch this early 255 00:10:31,655 --> 00:10:32,828 in the morning? 256 00:10:32,931 --> 00:10:35,000 - ALICE: Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch! 257 00:10:35,103 --> 00:10:39,759 - You--[groaning] 258 00:10:39,862 --> 00:10:41,379 - ALICE: I wish you would call me a bitch-- 259 00:10:41,483 --> 00:10:43,138 - Ain't nobody calling you nothing! 260 00:10:43,241 --> 00:10:44,690 Nobody said nothing to you! 261 00:10:44,793 --> 00:10:46,172 - ALICE: Damn right. 262 00:10:46,276 --> 00:10:48,759 - ♪ 263 00:10:48,862 --> 00:10:51,828 - ALICE: You calling Tom? 264 00:10:51,931 --> 00:10:53,448 [laughs] 265 00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:55,241 - Damn, I gotta move out. 266 00:10:55,345 --> 00:10:56,931 Fucking hate my life. 267 00:10:57,035 --> 00:11:00,897 - ♪ 268 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,793 - One time you pray, like Lord--you couldn't have put me 269 00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:07,138 in somebody else, Jesus. 270 00:11:07,241 --> 00:11:09,759 - [phone dialing] 271 00:11:09,862 --> 00:11:12,310 - [phone ringing] 272 00:11:12,414 --> 00:11:13,862 - Hello? - JOHN: What up, Tom? 273 00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:17,517 Hey, you in your car? - Yes, I am. 274 00:11:17,621 --> 00:11:19,035 - Hey, man, could you come scoop me, man? 275 00:11:19,138 --> 00:11:20,103 - TOM: Yeah, I was actually wondering 276 00:11:20,207 --> 00:11:22,138 if you were gonna call. - Yeah, man. 277 00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:24,172 - Yeah, man, no problem, I'll come get ya. 278 00:11:24,276 --> 00:11:25,793 - JOHN: Thank you. 279 00:11:25,897 --> 00:11:27,448 - Alright, hey, I'm already in the car, 280 00:11:27,552 --> 00:11:29,103 so I'm close by, alright. 281 00:11:29,207 --> 00:11:30,862 - Alright, cool, I'll see you in a few. 282 00:11:30,966 --> 00:11:33,448 - TOM: Okay, see ya soon. - A'ight. 283 00:11:33,552 --> 00:11:34,793 - Bye. 284 00:11:34,897 --> 00:11:39,103 - ♪ 285 00:11:48,069 --> 00:11:50,690 - God. 286 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:54,276 [indistinct mumbling] 287 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:08,448 - ♪ 288 00:12:12,586 --> 00:12:14,517 - [phone dialing] 289 00:12:14,621 --> 00:12:17,621 - [phone buzzing] 290 00:12:17,724 --> 00:12:20,172 - Yo? - John? 291 00:12:20,276 --> 00:12:21,621 - JOHN: Yeah? 292 00:12:21,724 --> 00:12:24,414 - Why does my jaw hurt? 293 00:12:24,517 --> 00:12:25,655 - I don't know why your jaw hurt. 294 00:12:25,759 --> 00:12:28,862 You owe somebody money or something? 295 00:12:28,966 --> 00:12:31,690 - MIKE: John, nigga, I think you hit me. 296 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,172 - What? 297 00:12:33,276 --> 00:12:34,552 - Yeah, you hit me. 298 00:12:34,655 --> 00:12:36,759 - JOHN: I did not. I don't know what you talking about. 299 00:12:36,862 --> 00:12:38,414 - I was sitting at the bar. 300 00:12:40,138 --> 00:12:42,862 You came in and you hit me. 301 00:12:42,966 --> 00:12:45,035 - I--I don't know what you talking about. 302 00:12:45,138 --> 00:12:46,276 You got hit? 303 00:12:46,379 --> 00:12:48,207 - MIKE: Yeah, okay, I'm coming to whoop your ass. 304 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:50,862 - What you talking--wait, why you bringing violence into it? 305 00:12:50,966 --> 00:12:53,345 We live in Atlanta, boy, the home of Martin Luther King, 306 00:12:53,448 --> 00:12:55,828 boy, peace. 307 00:12:55,931 --> 00:12:57,586 Hello? Mike. - I'll see you. 308 00:12:57,690 --> 00:12:59,724 - JOHN: Mike! 309 00:12:59,828 --> 00:13:01,069 Damn! 310 00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:06,207 - ♪ Just got by the fire 311 00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:08,414 - Hey, Ma! - ♪ You walk away 312 00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:09,621 - Ma! 313 00:13:09,724 --> 00:13:11,621 - ♪ Just going through the motions ♪ 314 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:14,586 ♪ But I won't get my hopes up 315 00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:17,931 ♪ Tell me I'm just ♪ 316 00:13:18,035 --> 00:13:20,379 - What are you doing here? 317 00:13:20,483 --> 00:13:22,103 - I came to take a class. 318 00:13:22,207 --> 00:13:24,138 - When have you ever done yoga? 319 00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:27,310 - You know what? I'm thinking about trying something new. 320 00:13:27,414 --> 00:13:28,931 - No, I don't think so. 321 00:13:29,035 --> 00:13:31,828 - Come on now, talk to me. 322 00:13:31,931 --> 00:13:34,207 - Bill, I'm not talking to you. 323 00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:38,103 - Okay, well, I'm gonna take your class anyway. 324 00:13:38,207 --> 00:13:39,759 I'm sitting here, getting my chakras aligned. 325 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,586 Let me try to sit downward twerking dog. 326 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:44,483 - Class does not start for 30 minutes. 327 00:13:44,586 --> 00:13:46,310 - ♪ 328 00:13:46,414 --> 00:13:49,414 - Okay, well, I'm be right here getting my chakras on-- 329 00:13:49,517 --> 00:13:51,621 - And Regina's coming. 330 00:13:51,724 --> 00:13:53,172 - She is? - Mm-hmm. 331 00:13:53,276 --> 00:13:54,862 - ♪ Take a deep breath, inhale ♪ 332 00:13:54,966 --> 00:13:59,448 - Okay. Good, that's good. 333 00:13:59,552 --> 00:14:01,138 - Bill, what are you doing? 334 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,862 - ♪ 335 00:14:02,966 --> 00:14:04,414 - I don't know. 336 00:14:04,517 --> 00:14:06,172 - You need to figure it out. 337 00:14:06,276 --> 00:14:08,793 - That's what I'm trying to do. 338 00:14:08,897 --> 00:14:11,724 - You're doing a really bad job of it. 339 00:14:11,828 --> 00:14:13,138 - Is it that obvious? 340 00:14:13,241 --> 00:14:15,448 - Some point, you gotta grow up, seriously. 341 00:14:15,552 --> 00:14:16,690 - I know. 342 00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:18,862 - Everything can't be about sex, Bill. 343 00:14:18,966 --> 00:14:23,414 - [laughing] Okay, flower child. 344 00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:24,966 - Flower child? 345 00:14:25,069 --> 00:14:26,517 - Yeah, I mean, just look at you. 346 00:14:26,621 --> 00:14:28,966 You're always so Zen and Namaste. 347 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,379 - Not when it comes to you. 348 00:14:30,483 --> 00:14:32,483 - ♪ 349 00:14:32,586 --> 00:14:35,035 - Look, I'm sorry. 350 00:14:35,138 --> 00:14:38,138 - You like actually slept with me when you were thinking 351 00:14:38,241 --> 00:14:39,379 about her. 352 00:14:39,483 --> 00:14:41,793 - I know, that was--that was stupid. 353 00:14:41,897 --> 00:14:43,414 - You need therapy, for real. 354 00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:45,690 - ♪ 355 00:14:45,793 --> 00:14:48,172 - You--you're good at that, right? 356 00:14:48,276 --> 00:14:49,345 - No. 357 00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:50,483 - Come on, you are. 358 00:14:50,586 --> 00:14:52,655 You help all your clients. 359 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,517 - I'm good with women. 360 00:14:54,621 --> 00:14:56,586 - And men. 361 00:14:56,690 --> 00:14:58,448 - I'm too close to help you. 362 00:14:58,552 --> 00:15:01,931 - Well, I mean, you--you can always try. 363 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,966 - Hmm-mm. - Look, look. 364 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,414 How am I supposed to get the help I need 365 00:15:06,517 --> 00:15:08,103 if you don't help me? 366 00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:10,862 - I know plenty of good therapists. 367 00:15:10,966 --> 00:15:13,517 - ♪ Don't want the heat, just that shine ♪ 368 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,414 - No, but I want you. 369 00:15:16,517 --> 00:15:21,035 - Bill, are you talking about for therapy? 370 00:15:21,138 --> 00:15:22,897 - ♪ Got it made, yeah 371 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,897 - Yeah. 372 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,724 - Go get your mat. 373 00:15:26,828 --> 00:15:28,069 Go get your mat and warm up. 374 00:15:28,172 --> 00:15:29,655 No, I'm done talking about this. 375 00:15:29,759 --> 00:15:30,759 I'm not doing this. 376 00:15:30,862 --> 00:15:32,103 - Okay, right here? 377 00:15:32,207 --> 00:15:34,414 - Right there. - What color? 378 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:37,586 - Okay, I'll go with blue. - Good idea. 379 00:15:37,690 --> 00:15:41,862 - ♪ We used to hang, ain't nothing changed ♪ 380 00:15:41,966 --> 00:15:43,414 ♪ Still trying to sit in the shade ♪ 381 00:15:43,517 --> 00:15:46,655 - [phone ringing] 382 00:15:46,759 --> 00:15:48,793 - GREG: Hello? - Hey. 383 00:15:48,897 --> 00:15:49,897 - GREG: Hey. 384 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,828 - Uh, is it--is it too soon to talk? 385 00:15:52,931 --> 00:15:54,172 - What do you mean? 386 00:15:54,276 --> 00:15:57,379 - I just--I had a really good time with you. 387 00:15:57,483 --> 00:15:59,310 - I had a really good time with you too. 388 00:15:59,414 --> 00:16:00,655 So... 389 00:16:02,724 --> 00:16:05,035 When am I seeing you again? 390 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:08,345 - Greg, that is not slow. 391 00:16:08,448 --> 00:16:10,931 - Yeah, but you were having a good time, right? 392 00:16:11,035 --> 00:16:14,448 - OFFICER GRILLS: Yeah, but I just can't get hurt again, okay? 393 00:16:14,552 --> 00:16:15,759 - Oh, no, look. 394 00:16:15,862 --> 00:16:18,759 I get that, okay? 395 00:16:18,862 --> 00:16:21,448 - [sighs] Okay, good. 396 00:16:21,552 --> 00:16:24,690 - GREG: So...tonight? 397 00:16:24,793 --> 00:16:26,586 - Okay. 398 00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:28,103 - You're cooking. 399 00:16:28,207 --> 00:16:29,517 - OFFICER GRILLS: Done. 400 00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:30,724 - My place. 401 00:16:30,828 --> 00:16:32,724 - OFFICER GRILLS: What's wrong with my place? 402 00:16:32,828 --> 00:16:34,586 - Your girlfriends. [chuckles] 403 00:16:34,690 --> 00:16:39,414 - They won't be there, but I guess your stove is nicer. 404 00:16:39,517 --> 00:16:41,276 - Okay, cool. 405 00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:42,586 - Okay. 406 00:16:42,690 --> 00:16:44,345 Alright, well, then I'll call you when I get off work, 407 00:16:44,448 --> 00:16:45,379 alright? 408 00:16:45,483 --> 00:16:47,103 - Okay, I'm looking forward to it. 409 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,690 - Okay. Alright, bye. 410 00:16:49,793 --> 00:16:55,655 - ♪ 411 00:16:59,069 --> 00:17:00,966 - What's up, man? - What's up, boy? 412 00:17:01,069 --> 00:17:02,345 I appreciate you. Thank you. 413 00:17:02,448 --> 00:17:03,793 - Of course, of course, I got you. 414 00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:06,345 - [sighs] My mama, ugh, she's just-- 415 00:17:06,448 --> 00:17:08,276 - Yeah, she's never gonna change, is she? 416 00:17:08,379 --> 00:17:11,966 - No, she's not, unfortunately. 417 00:17:12,069 --> 00:17:13,517 - Yeah, your mom's a trip, man. 418 00:17:13,621 --> 00:17:17,103 - [laughs] Trip ain't even the word to describe my mama. 419 00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:21,655 Uh, like hurricane with all--all 420 00:17:21,759 --> 00:17:25,690 tragedy and--and terror. 421 00:17:26,897 --> 00:17:29,448 - Yeah. - Pain. 422 00:17:29,552 --> 00:17:32,586 - Here's the thing, man, I've been thinking about it. 423 00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:35,241 And, uh, even though she's kinda crazy-- 424 00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:37,172 - She's not kinda crazy, she's very crazy, 425 00:17:37,276 --> 00:17:38,966 but--sorry, go ahead. 426 00:17:39,069 --> 00:17:42,310 - But listen, man, just cherish every moment you have with her, 427 00:17:42,414 --> 00:17:44,690 alright? 428 00:17:44,793 --> 00:17:45,862 It's important. 429 00:17:45,966 --> 00:17:50,379 I'm, uh--my mom's still feeling sick, 430 00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:53,483 and I'm getting worried about her. 431 00:17:53,586 --> 00:17:55,931 - Oh damn, no way, I thought she was getting better. 432 00:17:56,035 --> 00:17:57,241 - Yeah, I mean, she says she is, 433 00:17:57,345 --> 00:18:02,000 but I--I don't think she's telling the truth though. 434 00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:03,379 - Tell her I'm sorry, bro. 435 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,310 Like I'm praying for her, like for real. 436 00:18:05,414 --> 00:18:06,345 - Thanks. - Sorry to hear that. 437 00:18:06,448 --> 00:18:07,759 - I appreciate it. - Yeah. 438 00:18:07,862 --> 00:18:10,172 - She'll be alright though, you know, she's tough. 439 00:18:10,276 --> 00:18:12,448 Just I'm gonna see her soon, it's fine. 440 00:18:12,552 --> 00:18:13,552 - Yeah. 441 00:18:13,655 --> 00:18:14,828 I hope she--yeah. 442 00:18:14,931 --> 00:18:17,035 I actually got a problem I wanna talk to you about. 443 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:19,931 I was--[sighs] Um-- 444 00:18:20,035 --> 00:18:22,690 - John, listen, right now, I just don't have the money to 445 00:18:22,793 --> 00:18:24,069 loan you, so I just-- 446 00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:25,931 - I'm not ask--I didn't ask you for no money. 447 00:18:26,035 --> 00:18:28,138 It wasn't even about no money. Why you gotta go there? 448 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,655 - Nah, I just--I--sorry. 449 00:18:29,759 --> 00:18:32,517 - I don't always ask y'all for money. Okay? 450 00:18:32,621 --> 00:18:34,379 It's just sometimes. - I stand corrected. 451 00:18:34,483 --> 00:18:36,241 - Like y'all don't always gotta assume that I want money. 452 00:18:36,345 --> 00:18:38,207 That's not what I was even-- - Okay, okay. 453 00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:39,759 - Dang, man. - So what do you need, John? 454 00:18:39,862 --> 00:18:42,241 Please, tell me, I'm here. 455 00:18:42,345 --> 00:18:44,379 - I need some money. 456 00:18:44,483 --> 00:18:45,828 - John? 457 00:18:45,931 --> 00:18:49,172 - I'm playing with you. [laughs] Don't need no money. 458 00:18:49,276 --> 00:18:52,621 But was you gonna give it to me? Okay, no, just playing. 459 00:18:52,724 --> 00:18:54,379 Unless you was gonna give it to me. 460 00:18:54,483 --> 00:18:56,276 No, I'm-- - John, what do you need, man? 461 00:18:56,379 --> 00:18:57,517 Talk to me. - Seriously--alright, 462 00:18:57,621 --> 00:18:59,517 seriously. I hit Mike last night, man. 463 00:18:59,621 --> 00:19:02,448 - What you mean you hit him? - Like, man, he was drunk. 464 00:19:02,552 --> 00:19:04,690 He was cussing out the bartender, Littia, 465 00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:06,345 the one I told you about, bro. - Yeah. 466 00:19:06,448 --> 00:19:08,621 - And just acting a fool, man. 467 00:19:08,724 --> 00:19:12,172 I had to knock his ass out and drive him home. 468 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:15,759 - [laughs] What? - Yeah, like for real. 469 00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:17,345 - Damn. - For real, man. 470 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:20,552 - ♪ 471 00:19:20,655 --> 00:19:23,172 - Well, hey, good for you, John, no, you know? 472 00:19:23,276 --> 00:19:24,759 - No, it's not good for me. 473 00:19:24,862 --> 00:19:26,345 Now he talking about he gonna come to the shop 474 00:19:26,448 --> 00:19:29,035 and kick my ass. - Ooh, damn. 475 00:19:29,138 --> 00:19:31,448 - Yeah, I know. You think he gonna do it? 476 00:19:31,552 --> 00:19:35,966 - Uh, yeah, I would say you better get ready. 477 00:19:36,069 --> 00:19:37,897 - I guess I gotta knuckle up, huh? 478 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,759 - I mean, listen, that little strong French bulldog 479 00:19:40,862 --> 00:19:42,172 will be at your heels. 480 00:19:42,276 --> 00:19:45,552 He's gonna come and he's gonna come very hard. 481 00:19:45,655 --> 00:19:47,655 - What kind of fucked up brotherhood do we got? 482 00:19:47,759 --> 00:19:49,172 Like this is what we do? 483 00:19:49,276 --> 00:19:50,517 I gotta beat your ass, and then-- 484 00:19:50,621 --> 00:19:52,000 - [laughs] - I'm trying-- 485 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:54,069 - That's a real one though, sometimes you gotta knuckle up. 486 00:19:54,172 --> 00:19:55,552 That happens. 487 00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:57,552 - I think I'm gonna have to have my mom open the store 488 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,793 with me tomorrow. - [laughs] That's a good idea. 489 00:19:59,897 --> 00:20:01,862 You know what? Miss Alice probably take him. 490 00:20:01,966 --> 00:20:04,310 - Oh, she--she--yeah, for sure. 491 00:20:04,414 --> 00:20:06,138 - I don't know if she will for me, but she will. 492 00:20:06,241 --> 00:20:08,793 [laughs] Definitely take him. 493 00:20:08,897 --> 00:20:10,828 [sighs] This is, bro. 494 00:20:10,931 --> 00:20:15,276 - Well, listen, all I'm saying is...you gotta be ready. 495 00:20:15,379 --> 00:20:16,793 - Yeah, I know. 496 00:20:16,897 --> 00:20:18,517 - Tell me what happened. Maybe record it if you can. 497 00:20:18,621 --> 00:20:20,276 That'd be cool. - Shut up, Tom. 498 00:20:20,379 --> 00:20:21,828 - I'm serious. - You just like a White person. 499 00:20:21,931 --> 00:20:24,310 I need documentation. 500 00:20:24,414 --> 00:20:26,862 - Half of me is very offended right now. 501 00:20:26,966 --> 00:20:29,103 - Should be. Half of you should be very offended, 502 00:20:29,207 --> 00:20:31,345 and half of you is probably racist but-- 503 00:20:31,448 --> 00:20:33,379 - Half of me's laughing though, so that's fine. 504 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:35,207 - The other half of you is probably hating the other side 505 00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:38,172 of you. You just all confused. 506 00:20:38,276 --> 00:20:40,138 White be like, "Yo, you a mulatto." 507 00:20:40,241 --> 00:20:41,379 They will call you a mutt. - Hey. 508 00:20:41,483 --> 00:20:42,724 - You're a mutt, that's what you are. 509 00:20:42,828 --> 00:20:45,621 - Hey, that's racist. That is-- that actually is racist. 510 00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:47,000 That's not a joke. 511 00:20:47,103 --> 00:20:48,724 - You got best of both worlds, you know what I'm saying? 512 00:20:48,828 --> 00:20:50,310 - That's what I think. - You got good credit. 513 00:20:50,414 --> 00:20:51,552 - Yeah. - You're tall. 514 00:20:51,655 --> 00:20:52,724 You know you got the Black side working. 515 00:20:52,828 --> 00:20:55,138 - [laughs] - It all works out, you know. 516 00:20:55,241 --> 00:20:56,483 Blackness with anything takes good. 517 00:20:56,586 --> 00:20:58,138 You put pepper on anything, it's flavorful, 518 00:20:58,241 --> 00:20:59,724 so you should be happy for yourself. 519 00:21:30,483 --> 00:21:31,828 - ♪ 520 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:34,828 - ♪ 521 00:21:36,448 --> 00:21:39,345 - ♪