1 00:00:01,414 --> 00:00:05,172 - So, you kissed the woman that I love. 2 00:00:05,276 --> 00:00:07,138 - MALE: Previously on "Bruh." 3 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:08,517 - Okay, you know what, look-- - Get out. 4 00:00:08,621 --> 00:00:10,793 - Relax, man. - Get out! Get out. 5 00:00:10,897 --> 00:00:12,069 - He makes me crazy. 6 00:00:12,172 --> 00:00:13,655 - Yeah, that's Mike. That's who he is. 7 00:00:13,759 --> 00:00:15,724 - But I love him. - We do too. 8 00:00:15,828 --> 00:00:17,000 - I'm done with Bill's bitch ass. 9 00:00:17,103 --> 00:00:18,931 I'm done with you. The bruhs are over. 10 00:00:19,035 --> 00:00:20,035 - Mike. 11 00:00:20,138 --> 00:00:21,621 - We're bruhs. We can always talk. 12 00:00:21,724 --> 00:00:22,690 - Not about this. 13 00:00:22,793 --> 00:00:23,966 - Okay, Mike, don't go into all that. 14 00:00:24,069 --> 00:00:25,276 - No, I can't stand that bitch bro. 15 00:00:25,379 --> 00:00:27,000 - Just stop it, please. - I swear to God. 16 00:00:27,103 --> 00:00:28,345 - PAM: No, no, no, no. - Mike, we're talking-- 17 00:00:28,448 --> 00:00:29,862 - Go ahead. - You too, Tom? 18 00:00:29,966 --> 00:00:33,414 - Listen. I only--what are you doing? 19 00:00:33,517 --> 00:00:39,517 - ♪ 20 00:00:42,414 --> 00:00:45,138 - Say what you have to say about the hoes. 21 00:00:45,241 --> 00:00:48,552 - Okay, Pamela, what exactly are you doing right now? 22 00:00:48,655 --> 00:00:51,241 - Say what you have to say. 23 00:00:51,345 --> 00:00:54,448 - ♪ 24 00:00:54,552 --> 00:00:56,655 - [chuckles] - Say what you have to say. 25 00:00:56,759 --> 00:00:57,931 - You-- - What? 26 00:00:58,035 --> 00:00:59,931 I'm the whore and the slut now? - Yes, you are. 27 00:01:00,035 --> 00:01:01,103 - Oh no. - Look at you. 28 00:01:01,207 --> 00:01:02,828 - Look at me? - Yes. 29 00:01:02,931 --> 00:01:04,345 - Don't you dare talk to me like that. 30 00:01:04,448 --> 00:01:07,448 - You're saying that when you're here in a robe in his house. 31 00:01:07,552 --> 00:01:11,207 - Pamela, come on. - Oh, Tom, it was so good. 32 00:01:11,310 --> 00:01:13,379 - Stop it. - What? 33 00:01:13,483 --> 00:01:15,862 You're so much better than him. 34 00:01:15,966 --> 00:01:17,828 - You know nothing happened. 35 00:01:17,931 --> 00:01:19,207 - Well, I don't know what you call it, 36 00:01:19,310 --> 00:01:21,000 but I mean you were hitting all the right spots. 37 00:01:21,103 --> 00:01:22,345 - Stop it. Just stop it. 38 00:01:22,448 --> 00:01:25,172 Don't you dare do any of this. 39 00:01:25,276 --> 00:01:26,655 Okay. - Let her talk. 40 00:01:26,759 --> 00:01:29,310 - Oh, I couldn't say anything earlier, babe, I had a mouthful. 41 00:01:29,414 --> 00:01:30,897 A real mouth-- - No, no, no, Mike, Mike. 42 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,207 Just take it easy. Take it easy. 43 00:01:32,310 --> 00:01:33,931 - What are you gonna do, Tom? What are you gonna do? 44 00:01:34,035 --> 00:01:36,069 - You guys wanna play this game? - I'm not playing any game. 45 00:01:36,172 --> 00:01:38,035 - Oh, no, no, no, well, I am. - I bet you are. 46 00:01:38,138 --> 00:01:39,379 - Oh, I am. - Just back, back up. 47 00:01:39,483 --> 00:01:40,931 - Don't put your fucking hand in my face. 48 00:01:41,035 --> 00:01:43,138 - Pamela, Pamela. Stop it. 49 00:01:43,241 --> 00:01:44,862 Take the robe off. Go. 50 00:01:44,966 --> 00:01:46,138 - Come on. I'm waiting for you. 51 00:01:46,241 --> 00:01:47,759 - No, Pamela. - Come on. 52 00:01:47,862 --> 00:01:48,793 - Pamela. - Let's finish. 53 00:01:48,897 --> 00:01:50,138 - Don't do this. - Let's finish. 54 00:01:50,241 --> 00:01:52,345 - Stop it. - You know what, see, this-- 55 00:01:52,448 --> 00:01:54,379 - What are you gonna do? - Get this bitch away from me. 56 00:01:54,483 --> 00:01:55,862 Get this bitch. - Oh I got your bitch. 57 00:01:55,966 --> 00:01:58,483 I got your bitch, baby. Come on. 58 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:00,345 - I'm not--I'm not trying to go to jail right now. 59 00:02:00,448 --> 00:02:02,207 - Oh, you're not trying to go to jail. 60 00:02:02,310 --> 00:02:04,000 What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? 61 00:02:04,103 --> 00:02:06,586 - BILL: What the hell's going on? What the hell's going on? 62 00:02:06,690 --> 00:02:07,931 - Hey! - Yo, chill. 63 00:02:08,035 --> 00:02:09,172 - MIKE: Fuck you. - Who are you? 64 00:02:09,276 --> 00:02:10,690 - What's going on? - This bitch. 65 00:02:10,793 --> 00:02:13,276 - Oh, call me another bitch. - Hey, hey, hey. 66 00:02:13,379 --> 00:02:14,655 - Back up. - What is going on, man? 67 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:16,276 - You better get this bitch. I swear to God. 68 00:02:16,379 --> 00:02:18,586 - [indistinct yelling] 69 00:02:18,690 --> 00:02:20,310 What are you gonna do? - I'm done, I'm done. 70 00:02:20,414 --> 00:02:21,517 - What are you gonna do, Mike? 71 00:02:21,621 --> 00:02:23,517 - I'm done, I'm done. - Mike, calm down. 72 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:26,552 - Hey, what the fuck is wrong with you? 73 00:02:26,655 --> 00:02:28,483 - [indistinct yelling] 74 00:02:28,586 --> 00:02:29,586 - Let him go. Let him go. 75 00:02:29,690 --> 00:02:31,310 - Wow. - Yeah, let the real bitch go. 76 00:02:31,414 --> 00:02:33,310 - Let him go. - Calm down, Pam. 77 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:34,690 - Damn, y'all. - What the-- 78 00:02:34,793 --> 00:02:35,931 - Just stop. 79 00:02:36,035 --> 00:02:37,793 - Somebody tell me what's going on. 80 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:44,793 - ♪ Navigatin' through the state of life ♪ 81 00:02:44,897 --> 00:02:46,276 ♪ Trying to find me a shawty 82 00:02:46,379 --> 00:02:48,931 ♪ And make her mine 83 00:02:49,035 --> 00:02:52,931 ♪ Now, I'll find one in no time ♪ 84 00:02:53,035 --> 00:02:55,103 ♪ With the help of my homies 85 00:02:55,207 --> 00:02:58,138 ♪ I'm growing up with my bruhs 86 00:02:58,241 --> 00:02:59,207 ♪ My bruhs 87 00:02:59,310 --> 00:03:00,621 ♪ We're growing up, growing up 88 00:03:00,724 --> 00:03:02,793 ♪ With my bruhs 89 00:03:02,897 --> 00:03:06,138 ♪ We're growing up, growing up with bruhs ♪ 90 00:03:06,241 --> 00:03:11,621 ♪ Growing up, we're growing, we're growing up with bruhs ♪ 91 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:14,241 ♪ Growing up, growing up with the bruhs ♪♪ 92 00:03:15,069 --> 00:03:21,793 - ♪ 93 00:03:21,897 --> 00:03:23,621 - Pamela. 94 00:03:23,724 --> 00:03:25,379 - What? 95 00:03:25,483 --> 00:03:28,552 - Why did you do that? 96 00:03:28,655 --> 00:03:30,310 - Because I was in the bathroom 97 00:03:30,414 --> 00:03:33,310 and I heard him talking all of that shit. 98 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:36,172 I mean, this is crazy. You guys are fucking crazy. 99 00:03:36,276 --> 00:03:37,586 - Well, you really shouldn't have taken-- 100 00:03:37,690 --> 00:03:41,448 - How am I fucking crazy? - I don't even have--exactly. 101 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:45,483 - What you doing, like wardrobe change? 102 00:03:45,586 --> 00:03:46,724 What are we doing? Modeling? 103 00:03:46,828 --> 00:03:48,931 - No, because--listen. I was in the bathroom. 104 00:03:49,035 --> 00:03:50,103 I heard him talking all that shit. 105 00:03:50,207 --> 00:03:51,724 I put on the robe. I come out here. 106 00:03:51,828 --> 00:03:54,035 You're not saying anything. You're not standing up for me. 107 00:03:54,138 --> 00:03:55,035 You knew exactly what was happening. 108 00:03:55,138 --> 00:03:56,276 - Standing up for you? 109 00:03:56,379 --> 00:03:58,310 - I don't even know why you guys are here. 110 00:03:58,414 --> 00:04:00,172 - We don't know why you're here. Shit. 111 00:04:00,276 --> 00:04:01,586 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - I mean, Bill-- 112 00:04:01,690 --> 00:04:03,310 - So, you come out the bathroom and what? 113 00:04:03,414 --> 00:04:04,759 Why, why are you here? What? 114 00:04:04,862 --> 00:04:09,586 I'm so confused. - Okay, Pamela, listen. 115 00:04:09,690 --> 00:04:11,655 She heard Mike calling her a slut, 116 00:04:11,759 --> 00:04:13,759 thinking that she had sex with Bill. 117 00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:17,759 - So, I put on the robe to piss him off. 118 00:04:17,862 --> 00:04:20,138 - Why would you--why would you do that to a short nigga? 119 00:04:20,241 --> 00:04:21,379 Like, you know they crazy. 120 00:04:21,483 --> 00:04:22,966 Like, he already got a short man complex. 121 00:04:23,069 --> 00:04:26,138 And then you go act like you sleeping with his taller friend. 122 00:04:26,241 --> 00:04:27,759 - Well? 123 00:04:27,862 --> 00:04:30,345 - If he thinks that I would be screwing his friends, 124 00:04:30,448 --> 00:04:33,000 anyone of you, then he literally does not know me. 125 00:04:33,103 --> 00:04:34,345 - Well, well. - Well what? 126 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:35,862 - Well, they're taller than him. 127 00:04:35,966 --> 00:04:37,000 - Well. - What? 128 00:04:37,103 --> 00:04:38,448 - You did kiss me. - Oh my God. 129 00:04:38,552 --> 00:04:40,759 Where the hell is Regina? Where's Regina? 130 00:04:40,862 --> 00:04:43,138 - Hold up, wait. Regina's coming here now? 131 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:45,621 - Oh, yeah. She's gonna be here. 132 00:04:45,724 --> 00:04:46,828 - Why? 133 00:04:46,931 --> 00:04:48,207 - 'Cause you told Tom that you didn't think 134 00:04:48,310 --> 00:04:50,207 I was talking to anybody on the phone, so. 135 00:04:50,310 --> 00:04:52,345 - Well, if it quacks like a duck. 136 00:04:52,448 --> 00:04:53,690 - Go ahead, Bill. - Yeah, go on. 137 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,103 - It's out in the open. Tell her. 138 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:57,793 Go ahead. - I didn't. 139 00:04:57,897 --> 00:04:59,069 - Alright, well, when she gets here 140 00:04:59,172 --> 00:05:00,931 she can tell you the truth. - So, Regina's coming? 141 00:05:01,035 --> 00:05:02,759 - Why--why the hell would she do that, huh? 142 00:05:02,862 --> 00:05:05,448 - You really have to ask that after you told her you loved her 143 00:05:05,552 --> 00:05:08,000 and then you ended up in the damn room with Natalie? 144 00:05:08,103 --> 00:05:09,379 - Well, I mean. - Nothing. 145 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:11,621 You all need to grow the fuck up. 146 00:05:11,724 --> 00:05:14,069 All of you. You all need to grow the fuck up. 147 00:05:14,172 --> 00:05:15,690 All we're trying to do is love you 148 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:18,621 and all you motherfuckers keep doing-- 149 00:05:18,724 --> 00:05:19,828 - Nobody's trying to love me. 150 00:05:19,931 --> 00:05:22,069 I don't know what the hell is going on. 151 00:05:22,172 --> 00:05:23,207 I'm grown. - You know what-- 152 00:05:23,310 --> 00:05:24,310 Hey, listen. - JOHN: What the fuck? 153 00:05:24,414 --> 00:05:27,035 - Shut up. - Everybody calm down please. 154 00:05:27,138 --> 00:05:28,207 Do you want a drink? 155 00:05:28,310 --> 00:05:29,690 Can we have a drink or something? 156 00:05:29,793 --> 00:05:31,621 - I brought some beers but y'all need something harder. 157 00:05:31,724 --> 00:05:34,690 Y'all need some crack. Fuck. 158 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,172 Pam, Pam, I ain't gonna keep taking 159 00:05:36,276 --> 00:05:39,414 and everybody gonna keep fucking pushing me like my momma. Okay. 160 00:05:42,586 --> 00:05:44,000 - Stop it. Who are you calling now? 161 00:05:44,103 --> 00:05:45,310 - Regina. - REGINA: Hello. 162 00:05:45,414 --> 00:05:47,000 - Hey girl. 163 00:05:47,103 --> 00:05:50,552 Where are you? - Hey, I'm close. 164 00:05:50,655 --> 00:05:53,000 - PAM: Can you hurry up? - Are you okay? 165 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,621 - PAM: No. 166 00:05:54,724 --> 00:05:59,862 - Okay, I'm speeding. - [phone beeping] 167 00:05:59,966 --> 00:06:01,724 - This is Regina. 168 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:06,310 - MIKE: Hey, it's Mike. - Mike. 169 00:06:06,414 --> 00:06:10,690 - Yeah, can I see you? 170 00:06:10,793 --> 00:06:12,345 - I'm--what? 171 00:06:12,448 --> 00:06:14,103 - MIKE: Can you come to my place? 172 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,655 - Okay, what is this about? 173 00:06:16,759 --> 00:06:19,241 - I just need to talk to you. 174 00:06:19,345 --> 00:06:21,069 - REGINA: About? 175 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,966 - About Bill. 176 00:06:23,069 --> 00:06:25,552 I think there's some stuff you should know. 177 00:06:25,655 --> 00:06:28,621 - Are you serious? - MIKE: Yeah. 178 00:06:28,724 --> 00:06:32,345 - Are you at Tom's too? - No, I'm headed home. 179 00:06:32,448 --> 00:06:34,517 You think you could meet me there before you go? 180 00:06:34,621 --> 00:06:36,310 - REGINA: Yeah, I don't know about that-- 181 00:06:36,414 --> 00:06:37,586 - It won't take long. 182 00:06:37,690 --> 00:06:39,828 - Yeah, I just don't think that's a good idea. 183 00:06:39,931 --> 00:06:42,207 - MIKE: Alright, well, what about afterwards? 184 00:06:42,310 --> 00:06:45,448 - Yeah, Mike, that-- - MIKE: Please. 185 00:06:45,552 --> 00:06:48,586 - Alright, how 'bout I call you when I leave Tom's? 186 00:06:48,690 --> 00:06:51,379 - Alright, you do that. - Okay, I will. 187 00:06:53,448 --> 00:06:55,276 What the hell? 188 00:06:55,379 --> 00:06:59,690 - ♪ 189 00:07:04,379 --> 00:07:05,793 - I'm--I'm sorry. 190 00:07:05,897 --> 00:07:07,655 Can somebody just tell me what's going on? 191 00:07:07,759 --> 00:07:10,862 Like, this is a lot. I don't know how we got here. Can you-- 192 00:07:10,966 --> 00:07:12,897 - Yeah, and why were you wearing his robe? 193 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:17,483 - As I said, she heard him saying she was a slut. 194 00:07:17,586 --> 00:07:18,655 Saying that she'd slept. 195 00:07:18,759 --> 00:07:21,345 - So, I put on the robe to piss him off. 196 00:07:21,448 --> 00:07:23,138 - And we need to grow up. 197 00:07:23,241 --> 00:07:24,621 - You're always acting like this is high school. 198 00:07:24,724 --> 00:07:25,862 - Why are you still talking? 199 00:07:25,966 --> 00:07:27,414 - And especially because you told me 200 00:07:27,517 --> 00:07:29,931 a couple hours ago, you loved him. 201 00:07:30,035 --> 00:07:34,862 - Especially because he was saying all of those things, Tom. 202 00:07:34,966 --> 00:07:39,103 - Well, maybe you two just need to let this whole thing go. 203 00:07:39,207 --> 00:07:40,379 - Yeah, I don't really, like, 204 00:07:40,483 --> 00:07:41,759 be saying people should let stuff go-- 205 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,724 - Okay, yeah, no. I think so too. 206 00:07:43,828 --> 00:07:47,138 - Okay. I was just gonna say that maybe you should take space 207 00:07:47,241 --> 00:07:48,724 because, you know, when you go to counseling-- 208 00:07:48,828 --> 00:07:51,966 - Just stop. - My bad. Alright. 209 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:56,897 - Look, Tom. Tom. 210 00:07:59,931 --> 00:08:02,276 I'm sorry. 211 00:08:02,379 --> 00:08:06,103 - It's okay. He'll calm down. 212 00:08:06,207 --> 00:08:07,828 - Yep. I got you. 213 00:08:11,517 --> 00:08:16,483 Will he though? You know how Mike can be, man. 214 00:08:16,586 --> 00:08:18,586 He get crazy. He get jealous. 215 00:08:18,690 --> 00:08:20,759 - Yep. - And wanting revenge. 216 00:08:20,862 --> 00:08:22,759 - Well, he's never going to do anything to you. 217 00:08:22,862 --> 00:08:26,000 - Uh, I know that. - Not like--not bad. 218 00:08:26,103 --> 00:08:28,621 - It just means that he's gonna try to get even somehow. 219 00:08:28,724 --> 00:08:30,000 - What does that even mean? 220 00:08:30,103 --> 00:08:32,690 - Sometimes, that boy's hell bent on revenge. 221 00:08:32,793 --> 00:08:36,000 - Yeah, then sometimes it end up hurting him at the end but-- 222 00:08:36,103 --> 00:08:38,345 - You know are we in fucking high school? 223 00:08:38,448 --> 00:08:39,483 - Well, sometimes, you know-- - No. 224 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:40,759 - --'cause sometimes I like to play. 225 00:08:40,862 --> 00:08:44,379 - No, no, this is just bullshit. - [knocking at door] 226 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:46,035 - Oh, look perfect. 227 00:08:46,138 --> 00:08:47,966 - She just--she just gonna answer people's door? 228 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,483 - That's what she does. - Tom, you gonna-- 229 00:08:49,586 --> 00:08:51,035 - Hey. - Hi. 230 00:08:54,035 --> 00:08:57,655 - Oh no, not every brotha say hello at once. 231 00:08:57,759 --> 00:08:59,207 - Hey, Regina. My bad. 232 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:00,483 There's just a lot going on. 233 00:09:00,586 --> 00:09:04,517 - Bill, is there something you want to ask Regina? 234 00:09:04,621 --> 00:09:06,448 - JOHN: Remember earlier. - I'm listening? 235 00:09:06,552 --> 00:09:08,655 - 'Cause earlier he was-- - Nope, I'm good. 236 00:09:08,759 --> 00:09:10,586 - Are you kidding me? - Um-hmm. 237 00:09:10,690 --> 00:09:12,655 - You are such a coward. 238 00:09:12,759 --> 00:09:16,862 Tell her what you said to Tom and John. 239 00:09:16,966 --> 00:09:19,690 - Old Pop-Off Pam here tried to kiss me. 240 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:24,000 - Yep. That's what he said. - [laughs] 241 00:09:24,103 --> 00:09:27,931 - I knew that. - You--you did? 242 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:30,379 - Yeah, I did. 243 00:09:30,483 --> 00:09:32,414 I told her to do it. - What? 244 00:09:32,517 --> 00:09:33,931 - Just to see if you would go for her. 245 00:09:34,035 --> 00:09:35,035 You know. - JOHN: Why would you-- 246 00:09:35,138 --> 00:09:36,897 - Okay, so now, who's in high school? 247 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,310 - I know, look. - That part, right? 248 00:09:38,414 --> 00:09:40,035 - I know it was childish. 249 00:09:40,138 --> 00:09:41,966 - JOHN: Very childish. - And I regret it. 250 00:09:42,069 --> 00:09:43,724 - Yeah, you think? - I damn sure do. 251 00:09:43,828 --> 00:09:47,379 'Cause I'm not into you. I'm not interested in you. 252 00:09:47,483 --> 00:09:49,241 - Same. - I'm not attracted to you. 253 00:09:49,345 --> 00:09:50,552 - Drink to that. - None of that. 254 00:09:50,655 --> 00:09:52,379 I'm in love with your fucked up friend 255 00:09:52,483 --> 00:09:53,862 and I don't even want to be that, so. 256 00:09:53,966 --> 00:09:55,345 - There's a lot of energy-- 257 00:09:55,448 --> 00:09:57,035 - Yeah, I'm sorry about that, okay? 258 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:59,069 - Girl, this is crazy. - I know where is he? 259 00:09:59,172 --> 00:10:03,345 - No, he left pissed off. - Oh, that explains it. 260 00:10:03,448 --> 00:10:05,207 - Excuse me. Explains what? 261 00:10:05,310 --> 00:10:06,897 - Mind your business. - Mind your--why are you? 262 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,759 - No, don't come up here blowing up the spot. 263 00:10:08,862 --> 00:10:10,621 - Why do you even care? - No, don't do that, no. 264 00:10:10,724 --> 00:10:11,828 - I'm not. I'm gonna go. 265 00:10:11,931 --> 00:10:13,241 - What? - No, no, we're both gonna go. 266 00:10:13,345 --> 00:10:15,207 I don't even know where my-- let me try to find my shoes. 267 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:16,724 - I just wanted to share something with y'all. 268 00:10:16,828 --> 00:10:18,035 Like, if we could talk-- - John. 269 00:10:18,138 --> 00:10:19,035 - Yeah. - Please. 270 00:10:19,138 --> 00:10:20,207 - John, no one needs to hear that. 271 00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:22,172 Let me just grab my shoes, girl. - Yes, please. 272 00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:27,276 We're gonna go and leave you guys to your--whatever this is. 273 00:10:27,379 --> 00:10:28,690 - PAM: Bullshit. - Bullshit. 274 00:10:28,793 --> 00:10:29,931 - We gonna leave you to your bullshit. 275 00:10:30,035 --> 00:10:31,931 - Y'all, what the-- - Leave these to their-- 276 00:10:32,035 --> 00:10:33,828 - I don't have no bullshit. I just wanna know what's going on. 277 00:10:33,931 --> 00:10:34,897 - No, what y'all did is bullshit. 278 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,414 That's what that is. - What? 279 00:10:37,517 --> 00:10:39,310 - Bye, Pop-Off Pam. - Bye. 280 00:10:39,414 --> 00:10:40,310 - Pop off. - Bye. 281 00:10:40,414 --> 00:10:41,690 - Leave her alone. - Bye. 282 00:10:41,793 --> 00:10:44,379 - [indistinct chatter] 283 00:10:44,483 --> 00:10:45,793 - JOHN: This is real dysfunctional. 284 00:10:45,897 --> 00:10:47,724 - This is ridiculous. - Y'all have a good day. 285 00:10:47,828 --> 00:10:49,793 - Okay, let me grab my phone. - Yeah, please do. 286 00:10:49,897 --> 00:10:51,379 - Is this your phone? - This is my phone. 287 00:10:51,483 --> 00:10:52,621 Thank you, John. - BILL: There you go. 288 00:10:52,724 --> 00:10:54,586 Thank you. - Suck a dick. 289 00:10:54,690 --> 00:10:55,517 - Wow. - PAM: Seriously though. 290 00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:56,759 - Wow. - No, wait. 291 00:10:56,862 --> 00:10:58,138 I heard--I heard you do. - You suck Mike's. 292 00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,690 - PAM: I heard you do. - You suck Mike's. 293 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:02,345 - Wow. What the hell? - Ta-ta! 294 00:11:04,793 --> 00:11:08,172 - So, yeah that-- that went--that went well. 295 00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:11,172 - Oh, you think? - You know like, yeah, like-- 296 00:11:11,276 --> 00:11:13,655 You know if you was thinking like if you know-- 297 00:11:13,759 --> 00:11:15,069 'cause I been going to counseling-- 298 00:11:15,172 --> 00:11:17,552 - Yo' what did she-- what did she mean by that? 299 00:11:17,655 --> 00:11:18,655 - Mean by what? 300 00:11:18,759 --> 00:11:21,379 - "Oh, oh, that's what that's about." 301 00:11:21,483 --> 00:11:24,241 - I don't know. - Oh, look, Mike. 302 00:11:24,345 --> 00:11:25,448 - What? 303 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,483 - Y'all remember that-- y'all remember that shit 304 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:30,000 he pulled back in freshman year? 305 00:11:30,103 --> 00:11:31,690 - Man, he wouldn't do that, man. 306 00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:32,931 He wouldn't do that. - Nah. 307 00:11:33,035 --> 00:11:34,690 - We too grown for that now. - No, he would. 308 00:11:34,793 --> 00:11:35,862 - TOM: No. - He would. No, no. 309 00:11:35,966 --> 00:11:37,759 Remember he told that girl all the shit 310 00:11:37,862 --> 00:11:42,586 we were talking about her just to get back at us. 311 00:11:42,690 --> 00:11:44,552 - Yeah, but that's-- that's a long time ago. 312 00:11:44,655 --> 00:11:47,000 - JOHN: Yeah, man. - Nah, I bet he did it. 313 00:11:47,103 --> 00:11:49,069 - Well, listen. Does he even have her number? 314 00:11:49,172 --> 00:11:51,828 Regina's? - Yep. 315 00:11:51,931 --> 00:11:54,103 - That would be fucked up. - Yeah. 316 00:11:54,207 --> 00:11:57,690 - I bet he's doing some bullshit like that right now. 317 00:11:57,793 --> 00:11:58,931 - Well. 318 00:11:59,035 --> 00:12:02,862 - You know what, I'm gonna go home. 319 00:12:02,966 --> 00:12:05,552 - Hey look. Real quick. Real quick before you go. 320 00:12:05,655 --> 00:12:08,862 I know you have a lot going on and it seem like your girl-- 321 00:12:08,966 --> 00:12:11,103 Mike girl--it's just a whole bunch of stuff going on. 322 00:12:11,207 --> 00:12:14,000 I'm still confused trying to put it all together. 323 00:12:14,103 --> 00:12:16,759 You think you could drop me off on your way wherever you going? 324 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:18,586 I know you got a lot going on. If that's cool. 325 00:12:18,690 --> 00:12:20,000 - Yeah, I mean, you roll with me, man. 326 00:12:20,103 --> 00:12:21,690 I could--I could use a friend. - Okay, cool. 327 00:12:21,793 --> 00:12:23,000 'Cause I don't know if you wanted to-- 328 00:12:23,103 --> 00:12:24,207 - No, I got you. - Thank you. 329 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,586 - Yeah, I know you ain't got no car. 330 00:12:26,690 --> 00:12:28,483 - I don't have a car. 331 00:12:28,586 --> 00:12:30,345 I got a bus pass but that's all good. 332 00:12:30,448 --> 00:12:33,552 - Come on. - Hey, bro. 333 00:12:33,655 --> 00:12:34,966 I like your outfit too. 334 00:12:35,069 --> 00:12:36,862 I see y'all changing it up at the doctor's office. 335 00:12:36,966 --> 00:12:40,207 - Yep. Alright, see you guys. 336 00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:47,000 What the fuck? 337 00:12:47,103 --> 00:12:52,862 - ♪ 338 00:12:55,897 --> 00:12:59,103 - Hey, you okay? 339 00:12:59,207 --> 00:13:01,759 - I'm good, and I'd like another one, please. 340 00:13:01,862 --> 00:13:05,276 - Well, you've already had a lot. 341 00:13:05,379 --> 00:13:07,414 - Don't you work here? 342 00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:09,931 - Yes, you can clearly see that. 343 00:13:10,035 --> 00:13:14,931 - Then you can clearly see that I'm the customer. 344 00:13:15,035 --> 00:13:17,586 - Okay, but you understand that I do have the right 345 00:13:17,690 --> 00:13:20,276 to cut you off? 346 00:13:20,379 --> 00:13:22,483 - Can we not do this bullshit today, please? 347 00:13:22,586 --> 00:13:26,035 - Look, you're about to get-- - It's been a long day. 348 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,793 Just go back there and get me another one. 349 00:13:28,897 --> 00:13:31,655 Please. Please. 350 00:13:31,759 --> 00:13:34,276 - This is your last one. - Thank you. 351 00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:36,103 Thank you. - Yeah. 352 00:13:36,207 --> 00:13:40,103 - Appreciate it. You look nice. 353 00:13:40,207 --> 00:13:46,138 - ♪ 354 00:13:57,379 --> 00:14:00,379 ♪ 355 00:14:00,483 --> 00:14:03,000 - Who you had in this car? - Don't worry about that boy. 356 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:07,448 - [phone ringing] - See, damn. 357 00:14:07,552 --> 00:14:09,241 - Who's that? 358 00:14:09,345 --> 00:14:10,828 - Littia, the girl I was telling you about. 359 00:14:10,931 --> 00:14:12,035 - Oh the bartender. 360 00:14:12,138 --> 00:14:13,655 - Yeah, I told you I leave her my phone. 361 00:14:13,759 --> 00:14:14,517 - Alright. You gonna answer it? 362 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:15,862 - Yeah, shut up. 363 00:14:15,966 --> 00:14:17,517 - Alright, you gonna need a phone in a second, boy. 364 00:14:17,621 --> 00:14:19,276 - Shut up, dude. Hello. 365 00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:20,379 - Hey. 366 00:14:20,483 --> 00:14:22,552 - JOHN: I was hoping you would call. 367 00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:25,690 - Yeah, well I did. - [laughs] 368 00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:27,207 - So, what's up? 369 00:14:27,310 --> 00:14:29,966 - So, the short guy that was with you guys the other night, 370 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:33,483 is that your friend? - JOHN: Yeah, yeah it is. 371 00:14:33,586 --> 00:14:36,931 - Yeah well, he's in here getting shitfaced. 372 00:14:37,035 --> 00:14:38,172 - JOHN: Damn. 373 00:14:38,276 --> 00:14:40,655 - Yeah, so, you may wanna come and get him. 374 00:14:40,759 --> 00:14:42,207 - Okay, for sure, I'm gonna come. 375 00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:43,966 - LITTIA: Alright. - Thank you so much. 376 00:14:44,069 --> 00:14:46,103 - LITTIA: Okay. - Alright, see you in a bit. 377 00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:49,793 - What was that about? - Damn boy. 378 00:14:49,897 --> 00:14:52,414 That's Mike. He at the bar. 379 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:56,172 - Oh, he getting lit. - You already know. 380 00:14:56,276 --> 00:14:58,172 - Let's go get that boy. - Yeah, let's do it. 381 00:14:58,276 --> 00:14:59,931 But you gotta let me talk to him, so. 382 00:15:00,035 --> 00:15:03,103 - Why? You know you don't know how to talk. 383 00:15:03,207 --> 00:15:05,035 - You know he--I don't know how to talk? 384 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,345 - Well, not about like sensitive stuff. 385 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,241 - Mike is pissed off at you. He gonna beat yo' ass. 386 00:15:08,345 --> 00:15:10,000 So, I'm trying to save you. So, chill out. 387 00:15:10,103 --> 00:15:11,517 - Alright. Boy, you don't know how to talk. 388 00:15:11,621 --> 00:15:13,000 You talk like your momma. 389 00:15:13,103 --> 00:15:15,000 "Well, goddamn boy, I'll kill you." 390 00:15:15,103 --> 00:15:17,966 - That's a fucked up, impression of her. 391 00:15:18,069 --> 00:15:19,586 - [laughs] My bad, my bad. - [laughs] 392 00:15:19,690 --> 00:15:22,862 - ♪ Oh, and I guess what I'm trying to say ♪ 393 00:15:22,966 --> 00:15:26,069 ♪ Is that I miss you in a long way ♪ 394 00:15:26,172 --> 00:15:29,966 ♪ And you never really let me get close to you ♪ 395 00:15:30,069 --> 00:15:33,552 ♪ I don't think I ever met one like you ♪ 396 00:15:33,655 --> 00:15:37,138 ♪ That's right, I just 397 00:15:37,241 --> 00:15:38,276 - Hey. 398 00:15:38,379 --> 00:15:40,310 - Hey, he's over there. - Oh okay. 399 00:15:40,414 --> 00:15:42,276 Thank you so much. I appreciate that. 400 00:15:42,379 --> 00:15:44,276 - Yeah, bye. 401 00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:46,345 - You--you okay? 402 00:15:48,517 --> 00:15:52,276 - Why didn't you call me? - What you mean? 403 00:15:52,379 --> 00:15:55,828 - You said you were glad I called you. 404 00:15:55,931 --> 00:15:59,862 But why didn't you call me? 405 00:15:59,966 --> 00:16:00,931 - Okay, I was going to. 406 00:16:01,035 --> 00:16:02,621 - Yeah, I wanna hear this bullshit. 407 00:16:02,724 --> 00:16:05,138 - No, it ain't no-- it's not even bullshit. 408 00:16:05,241 --> 00:16:07,310 Look, you are fine. 409 00:16:07,414 --> 00:16:09,276 You're very beautiful. - Thank you. 410 00:16:09,379 --> 00:16:13,000 - Like for real, you like up there. 411 00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:17,172 Um, the truth is, 412 00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:19,379 I know you get ballers all up in here 413 00:16:19,483 --> 00:16:21,862 trying to get at you and I'm just not on that level. 414 00:16:21,966 --> 00:16:23,724 - So, you're judging me off that? 415 00:16:23,828 --> 00:16:25,069 - No, I'm not trying to judge you. 416 00:16:25,172 --> 00:16:27,172 It's just that--okay, I don't know how to say this. 417 00:16:27,276 --> 00:16:29,621 But I don't got no damn money. Okay? 418 00:16:29,724 --> 00:16:31,138 Like, my credit's fucked up. 419 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,552 I'm just gonna be honest with you. 420 00:16:32,655 --> 00:16:34,035 I live with my momma. 421 00:16:34,138 --> 00:16:37,690 So, you just look like you-- you know what I'm saying, like. 422 00:16:37,793 --> 00:16:39,759 - And? 423 00:16:39,862 --> 00:16:42,310 - What you mean? - And? 424 00:16:42,414 --> 00:16:44,035 - That's means 'cause I don't got no money, 425 00:16:44,138 --> 00:16:45,897 I ain't gonna be able to take you out on a date-- 426 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000 - John. - --to get you dinner. 427 00:16:47,103 --> 00:16:49,207 - I don't mind paying. 428 00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:51,828 - You don't mind paying? - No. 429 00:16:51,931 --> 00:16:54,483 - That sound like my momma. - What? 430 00:16:54,586 --> 00:16:56,345 - Nothing, thinking about something. 431 00:16:56,448 --> 00:17:00,862 - Look, you don't have to take me out to some fancy place. 432 00:17:00,966 --> 00:17:04,621 You can just take me where you can. 433 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:10,897 - And you'd be cool with that? - Yeah, but you have to try. 434 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,724 - Respect. Okay. 435 00:17:12,828 --> 00:17:13,862 - Yeah. - I could do that. 436 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,207 - Good. 437 00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:19,035 So, you let me know when and I'll be there. 438 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:20,828 - For real? 439 00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:22,276 - Uh-huh. - Really? 440 00:17:22,379 --> 00:17:24,966 [unintelligible] Michael. Little Michael. 441 00:17:25,069 --> 00:17:26,759 - I do. - Okay, cool. 442 00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:28,828 And you'd be cool with that. So, all I just told you. 443 00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:29,862 Okay. - It's all good, baby. 444 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,241 - Alright. 445 00:17:31,345 --> 00:17:33,103 - But for now, you should go take care of your friend. 446 00:17:33,207 --> 00:17:34,310 - Oh, yeah. I'm gonna get over there. 447 00:17:34,414 --> 00:17:35,586 Thank you for calling me too. - Alright. 448 00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:37,655 - Alright. - Don't make me wait too long. 449 00:17:37,759 --> 00:17:40,207 - I won't. Alright. 450 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:44,517 - ♪ 451 00:17:49,931 --> 00:17:52,966 - Mike, Mike. Come on. 452 00:17:53,069 --> 00:17:56,069 I'm taking you home, bruh. Come on. 453 00:17:56,172 --> 00:17:57,655 - No, I don't want to talk to you. 454 00:17:57,759 --> 00:18:00,345 - Mike, listen, you not at home, man, come on. 455 00:18:00,448 --> 00:18:02,552 It's time to go. - You're so loud and obnoxious. 456 00:18:02,655 --> 00:18:03,621 - Mike, you're drunk. 457 00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:05,759 - I said, I don't want to talk to you. 458 00:18:05,862 --> 00:18:08,310 - Mike, it's me, okay. It's me. 459 00:18:08,414 --> 00:18:11,552 - I know it's you. I--I see you. 460 00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,621 - Mike, I'm here to help you. - What's that supposed to mean? 461 00:18:13,724 --> 00:18:15,483 - I'm here to help you. 462 00:18:15,586 --> 00:18:18,690 - Good old John, always here to help. 463 00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:21,379 - Yes I--yes, I am here to help. - Yeah, whatever. 464 00:18:21,483 --> 00:18:23,172 - Come on, I'm gonna drive you home, okay? 465 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,828 - I'm not going home. - Yes, you. 466 00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:26,966 - Yo, you know what she did to me? 467 00:18:27,069 --> 00:18:28,517 - I do know what she did to you, Mike. 468 00:18:28,621 --> 00:18:30,690 - That's fucked up, bruh. That's that bullshit. 469 00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:32,138 - It is. 470 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,931 - Why are women--why are y'all so hard to understand, man? 471 00:18:35,035 --> 00:18:36,931 - Mike. - I'm a good dude. 472 00:18:37,035 --> 00:18:38,621 I'm a--I'm a good man. - You are. 473 00:18:38,724 --> 00:18:42,310 You are a good man. You are a stand-up guy. 474 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,345 - Don't patronize me, John. - Okay. 475 00:18:44,448 --> 00:18:47,379 Mike, to be honest, you're an asshole. 476 00:18:47,483 --> 00:18:50,310 Like, you know, but some people are into that. 477 00:18:50,414 --> 00:18:53,310 You know what I mean? So, I love you. 478 00:18:53,414 --> 00:18:57,000 - I don't want yo' love, nigga. - Mike, come on. 479 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,000 Get your feet down of the people's furniture and let's go. 480 00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:00,103 - Stop, stop, no. 481 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,276 - Mike, I'm gonna drive you home. 482 00:19:01,379 --> 00:19:02,655 Let's go. - I'm not going home. 483 00:19:02,759 --> 00:19:04,655 I can drive my damn self. - Mike, no, you can't, man. 484 00:19:04,759 --> 00:19:06,103 You'll lose your license and your job. 485 00:19:06,207 --> 00:19:08,000 Come on. - Um, guys. 486 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:10,103 You really need to leave. We're closing. 487 00:19:10,207 --> 00:19:11,690 - Look at you. - Thank you. 488 00:19:11,793 --> 00:19:12,793 - Her? You like her? 489 00:19:12,897 --> 00:19:14,138 - Mike, let's go. - She a bitch though. 490 00:19:14,241 --> 00:19:15,414 - Mike. - She a bitch. 491 00:19:15,517 --> 00:19:17,035 - Mike, Mike. - Don't look at me like that. 492 00:19:17,138 --> 00:19:19,000 - Mike, apologize. Come on, bro. Apologize. 493 00:19:19,103 --> 00:19:20,138 - Hey, bro. - Apologize. 494 00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:21,310 - I'm not apologizing. - I'm so sorry. 495 00:19:21,414 --> 00:19:22,828 - I'm not apologizing. - Apologize, Mike. 496 00:19:22,931 --> 00:19:24,724 No, you don't call no girl-- you don't do that. 497 00:19:24,828 --> 00:19:26,379 - You heard me. - Don't call her no bitch. 498 00:19:26,483 --> 00:19:28,172 Apologize. - I'm not apologizing. 499 00:19:28,276 --> 00:19:29,414 - Mike, apologize. - I'm not apologizing. 500 00:19:29,517 --> 00:19:31,138 - It's, look, it's--it's fine. - No, it's not. 501 00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:32,379 - It's fine. - It's not okay. 502 00:19:32,483 --> 00:19:33,897 - It's fine. - No, it's not fine, Mike. 503 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,310 I'm so sorry. Mike, you apologize. 504 00:19:36,414 --> 00:19:38,276 Mike! Mike, apologize. - You trying to get this-- 505 00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:40,655 Mike! Mike, it ain't about that. - You're gonna get mad-- 506 00:19:40,759 --> 00:19:42,897 - Mike, you disrespected her. Mike. Mike! 507 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,966 - Damn. - I'm sorry. 508 00:19:47,069 --> 00:19:49,483 - Get your ass up. - You hit him? 509 00:19:49,586 --> 00:19:51,793 - This thing's heavy as hell. 510 00:19:51,897 --> 00:19:56,379 [indistinct mumbling] 511 00:19:57,345 --> 00:19:58,241 Thank you. Thank you. 512 00:19:58,345 --> 00:19:59,552 - You got him? - Yeah, yeah. 513 00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:00,655 - You look like you're struggling. 514 00:20:00,759 --> 00:20:02,483 - No, I'm good. I'mma call you, okay? 515 00:20:02,586 --> 00:20:03,862 - Oh, oh, okay. - Okay. 516 00:20:03,966 --> 00:20:06,828 - I mean you really hit him. - Yeah, he alright. 517 00:20:06,931 --> 00:20:08,690 Oh, shi--we good. 518 00:20:08,793 --> 00:20:10,483 So, I'm gonna call you. We do this all the time. 519 00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:11,655 - What the hell? - Oh shit. 520 00:20:11,759 --> 00:20:13,828 - MIKE: I kissed you on the cheek. 521 00:20:13,931 --> 00:20:15,000 - Shut up. He drunk. 522 00:20:15,103 --> 00:20:17,069 I got him. - We ain't got no security. 523 00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:18,172 - Don't trip. We got him. 524 00:20:18,276 --> 00:20:22,379 Don't worry about it. I got him. 525 00:20:22,483 --> 00:20:24,000 Alright, I'm gonna see you later. 526 00:20:24,103 --> 00:20:25,035 - Okay. - JOHN: Okay, 527 00:20:25,138 --> 00:20:26,241 let me get this door. - Call me. 528 00:20:26,345 --> 00:20:27,552 - JOHN: Could you get the door for me? 529 00:20:27,655 --> 00:20:29,000 - Um. - JOHN: That'll help. 530 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,586 - Oh okay. - Thanks. Just get the door. 531 00:20:33,379 --> 00:20:35,552 Oh it comes out. Okay, that's different. 532 00:20:35,655 --> 00:20:36,690 - Yeah. - Oh. 533 00:20:36,793 --> 00:20:39,379 - You hit his head. - You okay? Oh shit. 534 00:20:42,172 --> 00:20:44,207 - You didn't pay the bill again. 535 00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,690 These niggas, damn. 536 00:20:46,793 --> 00:20:48,690 He deserved that shit. 537 00:21:18,724 --> 00:21:20,172 - ♪ 538 00:21:22,345 --> 00:21:23,448 - ♪ 539 00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:27,655 - ♪