1 00:00:01,724 --> 00:00:03,862 - Where you going? 2 00:00:03,966 --> 00:00:05,138 - Imma ask Mike to pick me up. 3 00:00:05,241 --> 00:00:06,621 - Good, 'cause I met someone at the wedding. 4 00:00:06,724 --> 00:00:08,069 Take your time getting back. 5 00:00:08,172 --> 00:00:09,621 I might be working on a little brother or sister for you. 6 00:00:09,724 --> 00:00:10,759 - Ma. - [purrs] 7 00:00:10,862 --> 00:00:12,655 - MAN: Previously on Bruh. 8 00:00:12,759 --> 00:00:14,414 - TOM: Regina moved for one reason. 9 00:00:14,517 --> 00:00:15,655 To get away from Bill. 10 00:00:15,759 --> 00:00:17,207 - JONATHAN: You know Bill can be hard headed 11 00:00:17,310 --> 00:00:18,552 and wanna do what Bill wanna do. 12 00:00:18,655 --> 00:00:19,828 That's where we come in. 13 00:00:19,931 --> 00:00:21,103 - I wanna talk to you about Bill. 14 00:00:21,207 --> 00:00:22,655 - What's the game? - There's no game. 15 00:00:22,759 --> 00:00:24,379 - I'm not gonna see him. I'm done with that. 16 00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:26,207 - He has cancer. - What? 17 00:00:26,310 --> 00:00:28,966 - I'm going to L.A. to get the love of my life, done. 18 00:00:29,069 --> 00:00:30,345 - Nobody's gonna make you stay? 19 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:32,931 - Hey Bill. 20 00:00:33,035 --> 00:00:37,172 - ♪ 21 00:00:39,103 --> 00:00:41,966 - Hey, Bill. 22 00:00:42,069 --> 00:00:43,345 - Hi. 23 00:00:45,103 --> 00:00:47,000 - How are you? 24 00:00:47,103 --> 00:00:49,448 - Um, I'm... 25 00:00:49,552 --> 00:00:51,793 - You look great. 26 00:00:51,897 --> 00:00:54,517 - Thanks, thank you. 27 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:56,448 - You okay? 28 00:00:56,552 --> 00:01:01,207 - Yeah, I'm, um, what are you doing here? 29 00:01:01,310 --> 00:01:02,931 - Mike asked me to come. 30 00:01:03,035 --> 00:01:05,517 - Hi. 31 00:01:05,621 --> 00:01:07,035 - Did he? 32 00:01:07,138 --> 00:01:08,172 - Yes I did. 33 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:11,207 And she came right here. Look at her. 34 00:01:11,310 --> 00:01:12,931 - Thanks, Mike. 35 00:01:13,035 --> 00:01:14,483 - How could I not? 36 00:01:14,586 --> 00:01:16,035 - So, you mean, you know what's going on? 37 00:01:16,138 --> 00:01:17,138 - Yes, she knows what's going on. 38 00:01:17,241 --> 00:01:18,517 - Wait, and she still came? 39 00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:19,690 - Yes she did. 40 00:01:19,793 --> 00:01:21,517 - They had a really bad breakup. 41 00:01:21,621 --> 00:01:22,862 - And she almost tried to kill him. 42 00:01:22,966 --> 00:01:23,966 You don't remember that? 43 00:01:24,069 --> 00:01:25,138 - Water under the bridge. 44 00:01:25,241 --> 00:01:26,483 - Nigga, his body was almost under a bridge. 45 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,069 Do you not know that? - That's a fact. 46 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:29,621 - Bill, shouldn't you be resting? 47 00:01:29,724 --> 00:01:30,931 - Huh, what? 48 00:01:31,035 --> 00:01:33,310 What you mean by that? - Well, I mean... 49 00:01:33,414 --> 00:01:36,517 - What, you trying to say I look bad? 50 00:01:36,621 --> 00:01:39,862 - No, you just look a little thin. 51 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:41,862 - Girl, I got muscles. 52 00:01:41,966 --> 00:01:43,966 I mean, you can't see with the shirt, but, you know-- 53 00:01:44,069 --> 00:01:46,793 - Yeah, but... 54 00:01:46,897 --> 00:01:48,483 - What the hell is... 55 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:50,103 - MIKE: Alright. - What the hell is going on? 56 00:01:50,207 --> 00:01:51,448 - What's happening? - Well-- 57 00:01:51,552 --> 00:01:53,276 - She wanted to see you, you know? 58 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:56,138 - You said that. But why? - That part. 59 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,310 - Yeah, speak up, Mike. What's happening? 60 00:01:58,414 --> 00:02:00,103 - NATALIE: Well... - She loves you. 61 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:01,345 She still... - Hold on. 62 00:02:01,448 --> 00:02:02,862 - You said that. That's what you said. 63 00:02:02,966 --> 00:02:03,931 - Yeah, but-- 64 00:02:04,035 --> 00:02:07,207 - Hold up, you do? 65 00:02:08,414 --> 00:02:11,069 - Yeah, she does. So, we gonna dip out. Okay? 66 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:12,793 - Hold up, wait, hold up. 67 00:02:12,897 --> 00:02:16,483 You, you, actually, like, you love me love me? 68 00:02:16,586 --> 00:02:19,517 You, you said you never wanna see me again. 69 00:02:19,621 --> 00:02:21,379 - Yeah, y'all figure that out. So, let's go. 70 00:02:21,483 --> 00:02:22,483 - Nigga, I'm not going nowhere. 71 00:02:22,586 --> 00:02:23,862 I wanna see what's happening. 72 00:02:23,966 --> 00:02:25,724 I came for the, I ain't got my popcorn, but-- 73 00:02:25,828 --> 00:02:27,586 - What the hell is going on? 74 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:30,793 - Look, if you don't wanna talk about it, I get it. 75 00:02:30,897 --> 00:02:33,276 - I'm sorry, Nat. Talk about what? 76 00:02:33,379 --> 00:02:35,862 - Your, your cancer. 77 00:02:35,966 --> 00:02:37,586 - What? What the-- 78 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:41,310 - MALE SINGER: ♪ Navigating through the state of life ♪ 79 00:02:41,414 --> 00:02:45,345 ♪ Trying to find me a shawty and make her mine ♪ 80 00:02:45,448 --> 00:02:49,379 ♪ Now, I'll find one in no time ♪ 81 00:02:49,483 --> 00:02:51,483 ♪ With the help of my homies 82 00:02:51,586 --> 00:02:54,828 ♪ I'm going up with my bruhs 83 00:02:54,931 --> 00:02:57,172 ♪ Going up, we're going up 84 00:02:57,276 --> 00:02:58,931 ♪ With my bruhs 85 00:02:59,035 --> 00:03:00,172 ♪ Going up 86 00:03:00,276 --> 00:03:02,586 ♪ Going up, we're going up with bruhs ♪ 87 00:03:02,690 --> 00:03:07,069 ♪ Going up, we're going up with bruhs ♪ 88 00:03:07,172 --> 00:03:10,621 ♪ Going up, we're going up with the bruhs ♪ 89 00:03:14,276 --> 00:03:15,655 - You have cancer? - No, I don't have cancer. 90 00:03:15,759 --> 00:03:18,138 - You didn't tell me-- - You're a Taurus, right? 91 00:03:18,241 --> 00:03:19,276 - What are you talking about? 92 00:03:19,379 --> 00:03:20,690 - Are you saying that he got cancer? 93 00:03:20,793 --> 00:03:22,138 - You are so brave. - You got cancer? 94 00:03:22,241 --> 00:03:23,241 - Hold up. Mike, hold on. 95 00:03:23,345 --> 00:03:24,828 - You got cancer! 96 00:03:24,931 --> 00:03:27,241 - I'm, I'm not. - What's going on here? 97 00:03:27,345 --> 00:03:28,931 - Agh, he got cancer! 98 00:03:29,035 --> 00:03:30,828 Why you didn't say he had cancer? 99 00:03:30,931 --> 00:03:31,966 - Tell me if nobody else. 100 00:03:32,069 --> 00:03:33,103 - I didn't tell you. 101 00:03:33,207 --> 00:03:34,448 - Ah, man, give me a hug. 102 00:03:34,552 --> 00:03:35,552 - How could you not tell me? 103 00:03:35,655 --> 00:03:37,241 - I didn't know you was gonna die. 104 00:03:37,345 --> 00:03:38,690 - I'm your doctor, Bill. 105 00:03:38,793 --> 00:03:42,862 - I don't have cancer! 106 00:03:42,966 --> 00:03:44,931 - You ain't got cancer? 107 00:03:45,035 --> 00:03:46,103 Why in the hell? 108 00:03:46,207 --> 00:03:47,552 - Mike, what the hell is going on? 109 00:03:47,655 --> 00:03:49,241 - Why would you say he had cancer? 110 00:03:49,345 --> 00:03:51,103 - Seriously, Mike?! 111 00:03:51,207 --> 00:03:52,862 You told her that he had cancer? 112 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:55,690 - Yes. - That's low, man. 113 00:03:55,793 --> 00:03:56,655 Cancer?! 114 00:03:56,759 --> 00:03:59,586 - Can I explain? - No, you lied. 115 00:03:59,690 --> 00:04:02,517 - I lie all the time, first off. - He is a lawyer. He do lie. 116 00:04:02,621 --> 00:04:03,897 But why would you say he had cancer? 117 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,483 - Yo, don't lie about my life. 118 00:04:06,586 --> 00:04:07,724 - Right. 119 00:04:07,828 --> 00:04:08,621 - You takin' it too far. 120 00:04:08,724 --> 00:04:09,690 - That depends on who you ask. 121 00:04:09,793 --> 00:04:11,379 - No, that's some bullshit, Mike. 122 00:04:11,483 --> 00:04:12,759 - Come on, man. 123 00:04:12,862 --> 00:04:14,138 Let me explain what I'm-- 124 00:04:14,241 --> 00:04:15,241 - Explain. - I was trying to help. 125 00:04:15,345 --> 00:04:16,621 - Cancer? 126 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:18,724 - I have family members who died of cancer. 127 00:04:18,828 --> 00:04:21,517 That's so wrong, like... - I'm sorry. 128 00:04:21,621 --> 00:04:22,759 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry that happened. 129 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:24,690 - No, I came over here. My heart was heavy. 130 00:04:24,793 --> 00:04:27,069 And I was thinking about all the times that we wasted 131 00:04:27,172 --> 00:04:28,724 and being mad at each other. 132 00:04:28,828 --> 00:04:31,276 - Nat, Nat, what do you mean wasted? 133 00:04:31,379 --> 00:04:33,759 - The times that we wasted being mad at each other. 134 00:04:33,862 --> 00:04:36,276 I was willing to forgive all of that. Okay? 135 00:04:36,379 --> 00:04:39,724 And just be friends. 136 00:04:39,828 --> 00:04:43,862 - And I have to be dying for you to want that? 137 00:04:43,966 --> 00:04:45,724 - Bill, you were a whore. 138 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,103 Like Mike. - What? 139 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:53,103 - Every girl in Atlanta knows your game. 140 00:04:53,207 --> 00:04:54,379 And your game. 141 00:04:54,483 --> 00:04:55,931 I was just too stupid to not see it sooner. 142 00:04:56,035 --> 00:04:58,345 So, when I did, I moved on. 143 00:04:58,448 --> 00:05:01,207 - Oh, you moved on. So who you dating now? 144 00:05:01,310 --> 00:05:02,414 - No one. 145 00:05:02,517 --> 00:05:03,897 - Oh, okay. Yeah, that's my point. 146 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,690 - No, the point is, I'd rather be single 147 00:05:06,793 --> 00:05:09,069 and by myself than be limping along in some relationship. 148 00:05:09,172 --> 00:05:10,448 I'm not doing that. 149 00:05:10,552 --> 00:05:12,172 - That's why so many of y'all are single. 150 00:05:12,276 --> 00:05:13,517 - Oh okay. 151 00:05:13,621 --> 00:05:16,035 And that's why so many of y'all are assholes. 152 00:05:16,138 --> 00:05:18,241 Alright, I'm out of here. - No, wait, wait, wait. 153 00:05:18,345 --> 00:05:19,862 - Well, that clearly didn't work. 154 00:05:19,966 --> 00:05:22,759 - You think? Watch. 155 00:05:22,862 --> 00:05:24,586 - Look, I think it's pretty jacked up 156 00:05:24,690 --> 00:05:26,862 that you say all that stuff to me 157 00:05:26,966 --> 00:05:29,103 just 'cause you thought I was dying. 158 00:05:29,207 --> 00:05:30,690 - Well... 159 00:05:30,793 --> 00:05:34,793 - Well, I mean, do you mean it or not? 160 00:05:34,897 --> 00:05:36,448 - Yes, I do. 161 00:05:38,414 --> 00:05:40,035 - You do? 162 00:05:40,138 --> 00:05:41,966 - Yeah, Bill. 163 00:05:42,069 --> 00:05:43,621 I love you. 164 00:05:43,724 --> 00:05:46,207 I'm always gonna love you. 165 00:05:46,310 --> 00:05:47,690 - Wow. 166 00:05:49,379 --> 00:05:51,655 - What? 167 00:05:51,759 --> 00:05:54,345 - With everything that happened. 168 00:05:54,448 --> 00:05:56,138 Damn. 169 00:05:57,241 --> 00:05:59,138 - What? 170 00:05:59,241 --> 00:06:00,517 - Yeah, we going. 171 00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:01,862 - You know what, Mike? You've done enough. Just-- 172 00:06:01,966 --> 00:06:04,241 - At least he ain't talking about L.A. or Regina. 173 00:06:04,345 --> 00:06:05,862 - What you want me to do? - That's true. 174 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,379 - He ain't talking about Regina. - You right. 175 00:06:07,483 --> 00:06:08,621 But used to talk about Pam in Atlanta. 176 00:06:08,724 --> 00:06:10,621 - I'm not talking about Pam in Atlanta. 177 00:06:10,724 --> 00:06:12,655 - Relax, relax. - There go Pam with a guy. 178 00:06:12,759 --> 00:06:14,552 Why would she fucking be in the corner? 179 00:06:14,655 --> 00:06:17,690 Dumbass, get out. - Fellas, have a good day. 180 00:06:17,793 --> 00:06:19,345 - Good to see ya. I like your little outfit. 181 00:06:19,448 --> 00:06:21,172 - Alright, now. - You look good, girl. 182 00:06:21,276 --> 00:06:23,690 - Thank you. - I'll see you later. 183 00:06:23,793 --> 00:06:26,897 - We love you, man. Have a good time. 184 00:06:31,276 --> 00:06:34,966 - Look, um, look, I'm sorry. 185 00:06:38,414 --> 00:06:42,621 - So, what do you want to say? 186 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:49,793 - You are the second woman to say that to me today. 187 00:06:51,862 --> 00:06:55,586 I mean, it's, it's... it's gotta be the truth. 188 00:06:55,690 --> 00:06:57,483 I'm a real piece of shit. 189 00:06:57,586 --> 00:07:00,828 - Are you still? 190 00:07:00,931 --> 00:07:06,966 - I mean, I'm trying not to be. 191 00:07:07,069 --> 00:07:09,828 - Guess that's a start. 192 00:07:15,069 --> 00:07:18,724 - Look, I'm so sorry. 193 00:07:21,966 --> 00:07:24,000 - Wow. 194 00:07:25,414 --> 00:07:28,690 - What, did I say something wrong? 195 00:07:28,793 --> 00:07:32,241 - That's the first time you've ever said that to me. 196 00:07:32,345 --> 00:07:34,241 - Wait, what? 197 00:07:34,345 --> 00:07:37,483 - Yep. 198 00:07:37,586 --> 00:07:39,655 - Nah, nope, no. 199 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:41,448 - Yes. 200 00:07:44,345 --> 00:07:46,552 - Then it's true. 201 00:07:46,655 --> 00:07:48,448 I'm a real piece of shit. 202 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:49,931 I'm stupid. 203 00:07:50,035 --> 00:07:51,000 I play games. 204 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:52,138 I'm selfish as hell. 205 00:07:52,241 --> 00:07:53,483 - Wait. 206 00:07:53,586 --> 00:07:57,103 Who is this guy? 207 00:07:57,207 --> 00:08:00,690 - Somebody, somebody who's just tired of the bullshit. 208 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,724 I'm thinking about you being here right now. 209 00:08:05,828 --> 00:08:09,241 I'm thinking about all the other women I done fucked over. 210 00:08:09,345 --> 00:08:10,414 - Wow. 211 00:08:10,517 --> 00:08:14,586 - And I just, I'm a, I'm a piece of shit. 212 00:08:14,690 --> 00:08:16,724 Ain't no way around it. 213 00:08:16,828 --> 00:08:19,276 - What are you doing? 214 00:08:19,379 --> 00:08:20,655 - I'm just talking. 215 00:08:20,759 --> 00:08:24,517 - No, this man. 216 00:08:24,621 --> 00:08:27,759 Who are you? 217 00:08:27,862 --> 00:08:29,345 - I'm... 218 00:08:29,448 --> 00:08:31,552 - Are you sure you don't have cancer? 219 00:08:31,655 --> 00:08:33,379 - No, no, no. 220 00:08:33,483 --> 00:08:37,345 No, I'm pretty sure I don't have cancer. 221 00:08:37,448 --> 00:08:39,552 - Good. 222 00:08:41,690 --> 00:08:45,483 Uh, well, I'm gonna go. 223 00:08:45,586 --> 00:08:47,310 - Whoa, whoa, no, no, no. 224 00:08:47,414 --> 00:08:49,966 Do you have to? 225 00:08:50,069 --> 00:08:52,793 - Well, if you continue to be honest with me 226 00:08:52,897 --> 00:08:58,690 and tell me the truth, maybe I can stay and listen. 227 00:08:58,793 --> 00:09:01,172 - How about this? 228 00:09:01,276 --> 00:09:04,966 How about we both stay here and we can get drunk as hell? 229 00:09:05,069 --> 00:09:08,655 And I'll tell you everything. 230 00:09:08,759 --> 00:09:10,379 Please, please? 231 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,483 - Okay, talk. 232 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:15,310 - Okay. 233 00:09:15,414 --> 00:09:17,759 I gotta be honest. 234 00:09:17,862 --> 00:09:22,586 I haven't really eaten today, so do you, you still cook? 235 00:09:22,690 --> 00:09:24,552 - [laughs] 236 00:09:24,655 --> 00:09:26,414 - What? - You're funny. 237 00:09:26,517 --> 00:09:27,586 - Nah, for real. - Do I-- 238 00:09:27,690 --> 00:09:28,655 - I know you cook. - Right. 239 00:09:28,759 --> 00:09:30,897 - I mean can you cook for me? 240 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,517 Come on, you said it yourself I look thin. 241 00:09:33,621 --> 00:09:34,483 Don't make me prove it. 242 00:09:34,586 --> 00:09:35,517 I look real thin. 243 00:09:35,621 --> 00:09:36,517 You can see my bones. 244 00:09:36,621 --> 00:09:38,069 - Okay, okay, I'll cook. 245 00:09:38,172 --> 00:09:39,655 You talk, though. 246 00:09:39,759 --> 00:09:41,276 - I'll do all the talking, you do all the cooking. 247 00:09:41,379 --> 00:09:42,483 - Okay. - Okay. 248 00:09:42,586 --> 00:09:43,621 - Alright. 249 00:09:43,724 --> 00:09:45,621 - [rap music] 250 00:09:49,345 --> 00:09:51,379 - You don't think that worked? 251 00:09:51,483 --> 00:09:52,897 - It doesn't work that way, Mike. 252 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,241 - It did, it did. - Did it, though? 253 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,414 - Yeah, as soon as he saw her, he stopped talking about Regina. 254 00:09:57,517 --> 00:09:58,931 - It did kinda work. - See? 255 00:09:59,035 --> 00:10:00,655 - I don't know, guys. I don't know. 256 00:10:00,759 --> 00:10:02,276 - He did for real. 257 00:10:02,379 --> 00:10:04,379 - Yeah, can you video chat him? 258 00:10:04,483 --> 00:10:06,241 - Yeah, I can do that. 259 00:10:06,345 --> 00:10:07,655 - He's not answering for me. 260 00:10:07,759 --> 00:10:09,241 Maybe he'll answer for you. 261 00:10:09,345 --> 00:10:10,552 - Yeah, he will. 262 00:10:10,655 --> 00:10:11,655 He's still in love with Regina. 263 00:10:11,759 --> 00:10:13,138 He's--he's ready. 264 00:10:13,241 --> 00:10:15,207 - We talking about Bill. 265 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:16,345 - Yes, Bill. 266 00:10:16,448 --> 00:10:17,448 The sucker for love. 267 00:10:17,552 --> 00:10:19,586 You're the dog here, Mike. 268 00:10:19,690 --> 00:10:21,241 - Just because your dog is on the low 269 00:10:21,345 --> 00:10:22,621 don't mean it don't bark, bruh. 270 00:10:22,724 --> 00:10:24,931 - Okay, okay all dogs bark. 271 00:10:25,035 --> 00:10:26,552 But not everybody needs to hear them bark. 272 00:10:26,655 --> 00:10:28,931 - [imitates barking] - Okay? 273 00:10:29,035 --> 00:10:30,621 You know what I'm saying? Hey, what did he say? 274 00:10:30,724 --> 00:10:33,172 - Sound like a wounded dog. He ain't answering. 275 00:10:33,276 --> 00:10:35,448 - That's 'cause he in there tapping that ass. 276 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:36,621 - You think so? - I think so. 277 00:10:36,724 --> 00:10:37,793 - For real? - Yeah. 278 00:10:37,897 --> 00:10:39,448 - Hey, I'm finna go back there, then. 279 00:10:39,552 --> 00:10:41,000 - John, shut, why would you go there? 280 00:10:41,103 --> 00:10:43,069 - I'm tryin' to see what that be like. 281 00:10:43,172 --> 00:10:45,276 I'm tryin' to be with it with the look. 282 00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:47,345 - Hey, John, I assure you he gonna tell us. Okay? 283 00:10:47,448 --> 00:10:50,448 Just stay put, please. - He'll tell us in the morning. 284 00:10:50,552 --> 00:10:51,862 - She was bad. - She was bad. 285 00:10:51,966 --> 00:10:53,759 I brought her over in them yoga pants. 286 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,793 - She look good. - Good, bro. 287 00:10:55,897 --> 00:10:57,207 - You caught her at the perfect time. 288 00:10:57,310 --> 00:10:58,483 - Real booty. - Man. 289 00:10:58,586 --> 00:10:59,621 - That's real booty. - Oh, man. 290 00:10:59,724 --> 00:11:01,138 - If that don't work out with them, I might-- 291 00:11:01,241 --> 00:11:02,310 - Just supple. 292 00:11:02,414 --> 00:11:06,655 I, I just I miss, I miss real butts. You know? 293 00:11:06,759 --> 00:11:07,828 - You sound corny as hell. 294 00:11:07,931 --> 00:11:09,586 "I miss real butts." 295 00:11:09,690 --> 00:11:12,483 - Real gluteus maximus. 296 00:11:12,586 --> 00:11:14,759 - The gluteus maximus. 297 00:11:14,862 --> 00:11:18,172 And the minimus and the medius. 298 00:11:18,276 --> 00:11:19,310 - What? 299 00:11:19,414 --> 00:11:20,448 - You like flat butts. 300 00:11:20,552 --> 00:11:21,621 - Yes. 301 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,483 I was, I was worried about you, man. 302 00:11:23,586 --> 00:11:25,207 - Okay, yeah, I kinda do. I do, I do. 303 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:26,828 - Who likes flat? How do you like flat? 304 00:11:26,931 --> 00:11:28,241 It look like just they back go. 305 00:11:28,345 --> 00:11:30,724 They back never, it's called a neverending back. 306 00:11:30,828 --> 00:11:33,207 - You know, small butts matter too. 307 00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:34,586 Okay, let's be realistic. 308 00:11:34,690 --> 00:11:36,241 - That's true, small butts matter, you should wear that. 309 00:11:36,345 --> 00:11:38,138 - But that's why we thought you were with that white girl. 310 00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:40,621 - Guys, can you stop with that? I'm not with her. Okay? 311 00:11:40,724 --> 00:11:42,207 - Yeah, I was worried, man. - Good. 312 00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:43,862 - Why do you keep saying you're worried? 313 00:11:43,966 --> 00:11:46,690 - 'Cause I thought you gave up on the Black, on the sistas. 314 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,035 - Who on earth said I gave up on Black sistas? 315 00:11:49,138 --> 00:11:49,931 - You didn't. 316 00:11:50,035 --> 00:11:51,276 I'm just happy to hear that. 317 00:11:51,379 --> 00:11:53,966 - Valerie, I mean, I been worried about you ever since. 318 00:11:54,069 --> 00:11:56,655 - Bro, okay, I'm not the kind of guy 319 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,000 who's ignorant enough to think 320 00:11:58,103 --> 00:11:59,828 that just because Valerie's a little bit crazy 321 00:11:59,931 --> 00:12:02,035 that all Black women are that way. 322 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,379 - Thank you. - First of all. 323 00:12:03,483 --> 00:12:04,414 - I agree. - Thank you. Yes. 324 00:12:04,517 --> 00:12:05,552 - Give me some. 325 00:12:05,655 --> 00:12:06,897 - Don't call me ignorant. 326 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,069 'Cause how do you know all Black women are crazy? 327 00:12:09,172 --> 00:12:11,069 - What? - Aren't crazy? 328 00:12:11,172 --> 00:12:13,448 - All Black women are not crazy. - Nah. 329 00:12:13,552 --> 00:12:15,103 - Tell me one Black woman you know that's not crazy. 330 00:12:15,207 --> 00:12:16,897 - Nigga, my grandmother, okay? 331 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,379 - Nigga, she shot yo' grandpa. 332 00:12:18,483 --> 00:12:21,586 - That's 'cause he provoked her to do so. Okay? 333 00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:22,793 Don't judge my grandma again. 334 00:12:22,897 --> 00:12:24,000 - Guess, guess again. 335 00:12:24,103 --> 00:12:26,069 - What about the lady you always talk about? 336 00:12:26,172 --> 00:12:27,621 Um, Sister Sylvia from middle school. 337 00:12:27,724 --> 00:12:29,759 - Wait, who's that? - She was a freak. 338 00:12:29,862 --> 00:12:30,759 She was a freak under that habit. 339 00:12:30,862 --> 00:12:31,793 - She's a freak. 340 00:12:31,897 --> 00:12:32,966 You was in middle school, man. 341 00:12:33,069 --> 00:12:34,000 That's molestation, touching on you? 342 00:12:34,103 --> 00:12:35,586 - No, no, no, that was in high school. 343 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:36,621 And she came at me. 344 00:12:36,724 --> 00:12:37,828 - That's still underage. 345 00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,069 - Wait, wait, wait, are you serious? 346 00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:40,759 - Yeah. 347 00:12:40,862 --> 00:12:42,897 - Bro, that's, that's disgusting. 348 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:43,966 - That's a problem. 349 00:12:44,069 --> 00:12:45,862 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is. 350 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:48,207 - Listen, just because you're a male and she's a female 351 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:49,759 doesn't make that okay if you're underage. 352 00:12:49,862 --> 00:12:51,690 - Bruh, she taught me everything I know. 353 00:12:51,793 --> 00:12:53,931 That's why these thots be going crazy today. 354 00:12:54,035 --> 00:12:56,690 - No, this guy. - Okay. Enough. 355 00:12:56,793 --> 00:12:58,345 - What? 356 00:12:58,448 --> 00:13:00,379 - I'm cutting you off. You need to leave. 357 00:13:00,483 --> 00:13:03,207 - Excuse me? 358 00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:05,448 - You been sitting here talking about white women 359 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,724 and crazy Black women. 360 00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:09,448 - Who are you? - We sorry. 361 00:13:09,552 --> 00:13:11,035 - Hey, Mike, just. - Come on, that's not right. 362 00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,069 - We's talking about crazy Black women, 363 00:13:12,172 --> 00:13:13,621 then poof, one appears. 364 00:13:13,724 --> 00:13:14,862 - No, okay, Mike. - Boom, right there. 365 00:13:14,966 --> 00:13:18,069 - You know what? Fuck you. - Mike. 366 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,414 - Fuck me, you want to? 367 00:13:19,517 --> 00:13:22,103 - In your dreams, nigga. You little asshole. 368 00:13:22,207 --> 00:13:23,310 - There ain't nothing little over here baby. 369 00:13:23,414 --> 00:13:24,759 - Mike. - Nothing little over here. 370 00:13:24,862 --> 00:13:27,345 - Yeah, yeah, you wish. - I'm sorry. 371 00:13:27,448 --> 00:13:28,655 - Don't apologize to her. 372 00:13:28,759 --> 00:13:30,897 - Mike, okay, Mike, Mike, Mike, time to go. Let's go. 373 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,069 - Nah, I'm not going anywhere. 374 00:13:32,172 --> 00:13:34,207 I'm chillin'. I was havin' a good time. 375 00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:35,483 We were havin' a private conversation over here. 376 00:13:35,586 --> 00:13:37,552 - Mike, just stop it, man. Don't take it out on her. 377 00:13:37,655 --> 00:13:38,759 - Take what out on her? 378 00:13:38,862 --> 00:13:39,897 - Because you're talking crazy to her. 379 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,414 - What, what? - Mike, shut up. 380 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,310 - Don't apologize to her. - You're rude, bro. 381 00:13:44,414 --> 00:13:45,931 - She was over here in our damn conversation. 382 00:13:46,035 --> 00:13:47,207 - But you're being rude. 383 00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:49,207 - Hey, hey, don't worry about it. It's all good. 384 00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:50,448 - Well, you was doing great service. 385 00:13:50,552 --> 00:13:52,621 You was really good. - MIKE: She was aiight. 386 00:13:52,724 --> 00:13:53,897 - Mike, shut up. 387 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,759 - Nigga, are you taking a? Give me that shit. 388 00:13:55,862 --> 00:13:57,897 - What you gonna do? - Yo' Mike. 389 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,621 You can't take the bottle. What is that? 390 00:13:59,724 --> 00:14:01,172 What's wrong with you, man? 391 00:14:01,276 --> 00:14:02,483 We so sorry. 392 00:14:02,586 --> 00:14:03,862 - Who's cut off? 393 00:14:03,966 --> 00:14:05,724 - Okay, Mike, Mike, it's, uh, time for us to go. 394 00:14:05,828 --> 00:14:06,966 - Yes. - I'm driving you home. 395 00:14:07,069 --> 00:14:08,414 - I can drive myself home. - No, you cannot. 396 00:14:08,517 --> 00:14:09,897 - I'm driving you. - I can drive myself. 397 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,241 - I said I'm driving you. - Yeah. 398 00:14:11,345 --> 00:14:12,931 - We don't, we can't afford to lose your license. 399 00:14:13,035 --> 00:14:14,862 - Fine, fine, fine. - I need a ride too, though. 400 00:14:14,966 --> 00:14:16,035 - I know, John. - Okay. 401 00:14:16,138 --> 00:14:17,759 - Come on. - Alright. 402 00:14:17,862 --> 00:14:19,448 I'm so sorry. 403 00:14:19,552 --> 00:14:21,172 Please forgive us. 404 00:14:21,276 --> 00:14:24,724 He, he drunk. Okay? - Don't worry about it. 405 00:14:24,828 --> 00:14:26,552 - The rudeness and the crazy Black woman, 406 00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:28,483 that's not how everybody feels. 407 00:14:28,586 --> 00:14:29,966 So, I'm sorry. 408 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:32,069 - Well, at least one of you knows how to treat a lady. 409 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,483 - Thank you. - You know what? Hold on. 410 00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:36,966 - Okay, I can hold. 411 00:14:37,069 --> 00:14:39,310 - Here, there's my number. 412 00:14:39,414 --> 00:14:40,448 - Oh, thank you. 413 00:14:40,552 --> 00:14:42,035 - He don't want your number. - Shut up, Mike. 414 00:14:42,138 --> 00:14:43,586 Thank you so much. Thank you. - Yeah. yeah you welcome. 415 00:14:43,690 --> 00:14:46,897 Now, get his ass out of here. - I'm a get him out for ya. 416 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,724 Let's go. Thank you. - Get yo' ass out of here. 417 00:14:48,828 --> 00:14:50,483 - I'm sorry about that. - Yeah. 418 00:14:50,586 --> 00:14:51,897 Little mini dick Mike. 419 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,655 - Mini dick. Woman! - Yeah. 420 00:14:53,759 --> 00:15:02,345 - ♪ 421 00:15:02,448 --> 00:15:05,379 - Mm, so I see you can still cook. 422 00:15:05,483 --> 00:15:08,310 - Of course I can. 423 00:15:09,966 --> 00:15:11,414 - And you smell beautiful. 424 00:15:11,517 --> 00:15:12,517 - Boy. 425 00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:13,655 - What is that, like, essential oils? 426 00:15:13,759 --> 00:15:16,310 - Oh my God, you're so lame. 427 00:15:16,414 --> 00:15:17,793 - How am I lame? 428 00:15:17,897 --> 00:15:20,414 Is that any way to talk to a dying man? 429 00:15:20,517 --> 00:15:23,517 - It's not funny at all. 430 00:15:23,621 --> 00:15:24,966 - Okay. - Yeah. 431 00:15:25,069 --> 00:15:27,207 - You right, you right, my bad. 432 00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:31,931 - Yeah, so, why was Mike so dead set on getting me over here? 433 00:15:36,517 --> 00:15:38,793 - I just, uh... 434 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,690 - What? 435 00:15:40,793 --> 00:15:42,241 - Nothing, nothing. 436 00:15:42,345 --> 00:15:43,690 - Uh-uh. 437 00:15:43,793 --> 00:15:46,517 Tell me or I'm gonna leave. 438 00:15:46,621 --> 00:15:48,862 - Don't do that. Don't go. 439 00:15:48,966 --> 00:15:51,069 I do not wanna be by myself tonight. 440 00:15:51,172 --> 00:15:52,207 - Oh, this is cute. 441 00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:54,414 I love this honest boo. 442 00:15:54,517 --> 00:15:56,966 - Get out of here. 443 00:15:57,069 --> 00:16:00,414 I mean, hell, what I got to lose, huh? 444 00:16:00,517 --> 00:16:02,552 - That's all I ever wanted in the first place. 445 00:16:04,862 --> 00:16:07,241 - Yeah, I know. 446 00:16:07,345 --> 00:16:10,724 - Do you? 447 00:16:13,414 --> 00:16:16,276 - Tell me. 448 00:16:16,379 --> 00:16:18,828 - I just wanted you to be honest. 449 00:16:18,931 --> 00:16:20,069 Okay? 450 00:16:20,172 --> 00:16:22,069 If you were into me, say that. 451 00:16:22,172 --> 00:16:25,207 And if you weren't, then you could've said that too. 452 00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:27,276 I just wanted the truth. 453 00:16:27,379 --> 00:16:30,586 - I mean, sometimes a man don't know. 454 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,310 - How could you not know? 455 00:16:32,414 --> 00:16:36,000 - I know it don't make any sense, but I promise you. 456 00:16:36,103 --> 00:16:37,448 - No. - It's the truth. 457 00:16:37,552 --> 00:16:39,828 Sometimes a man just doesn't know what he wants. 458 00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:41,759 - You need to explain that. 459 00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:43,759 - Okay. 460 00:16:45,586 --> 00:16:47,586 Look, I wanted you. 461 00:16:50,138 --> 00:16:51,655 Definitely wanted you. 462 00:16:53,586 --> 00:16:56,621 But I also wanted to see what else was out there. 463 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,069 You know? 464 00:16:58,172 --> 00:17:00,069 I didn't want to feel like I was missing out on something. 465 00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:02,517 You know? 466 00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:05,138 - And you think men are the only ones who think like that? 467 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,379 - Of course. That's why we're men. 468 00:17:09,483 --> 00:17:12,655 Come on. 469 00:17:12,759 --> 00:17:15,586 - Ohhhh, no, Bill. 470 00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:19,276 Women think the same thing. [laughs] 471 00:17:19,379 --> 00:17:21,586 - Stop playing. Y'all do? - Hell, yeah. 472 00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:25,138 Probably more than y'all. 473 00:17:25,241 --> 00:17:27,276 - Well, damn. - Yep. 474 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,345 So, you should've just been honest. 475 00:17:32,069 --> 00:17:33,759 - Maybe you're right. 476 00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:36,069 - Maybe? 477 00:17:36,172 --> 00:17:39,931 - No, okay, no, no, you're right. 478 00:17:40,035 --> 00:17:41,759 - Yeah. 479 00:17:41,862 --> 00:17:46,655 Did you ever think that maybe I would've been okay with that? 480 00:17:46,759 --> 00:17:48,310 - Okay with what? 481 00:17:48,414 --> 00:17:52,207 - With you figuring out what you wanted. 482 00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:54,966 - What? Hold up, nah. You're joking? 483 00:17:55,069 --> 00:17:57,035 - No, I'm serious. 484 00:17:57,138 --> 00:17:59,345 I would've been cool with you figuring out what you wanted 485 00:17:59,448 --> 00:18:02,931 as we figured this out together. 486 00:18:03,035 --> 00:18:05,103 - Wow. 487 00:18:05,207 --> 00:18:07,862 Ain't no woman ever say that to me. 488 00:18:07,966 --> 00:18:10,276 - I'm sure. 489 00:18:10,379 --> 00:18:12,345 - Wow, this is... 490 00:18:14,655 --> 00:18:20,035 - Yeah, so, you should've just told me. So... 491 00:18:20,138 --> 00:18:22,103 - Okay, you really mean that? 492 00:18:22,207 --> 00:18:25,172 - Yes, I do. 493 00:18:25,276 --> 00:18:30,172 - Damn, damn. Wow. - Yeah. 494 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,862 So, say what's on your mind. 495 00:18:34,966 --> 00:18:36,483 - I wanna fuck. 496 00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:38,690 - Damn, nigga. 497 00:18:38,793 --> 00:18:40,207 - What? 498 00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:41,414 You said say what's on my mind. 499 00:18:41,517 --> 00:18:43,793 - Yeah, but don't be an asshole about it. 500 00:18:43,897 --> 00:18:44,966 - Alright, my fault. 501 00:18:45,069 --> 00:18:47,897 I thought I was just saying what you wanted. 502 00:18:53,207 --> 00:18:57,828 - Well, I need to go shower. 503 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,931 - Wow, you know what? That's--what a coincidence. 504 00:19:02,035 --> 00:19:05,483 So do I. 505 00:19:07,241 --> 00:19:09,621 - Well, then let's go. 506 00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:12,000 - Oh, word. 507 00:19:12,103 --> 00:19:15,207 Okay, well, let's go. 508 00:19:19,035 --> 00:19:20,448 - [rap music] 509 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,000 - You're drunk. 510 00:19:28,103 --> 00:19:30,310 - [unintelligible] 511 00:19:30,414 --> 00:19:32,759 - You can't be getting this drunk, Mike. 512 00:19:32,862 --> 00:19:35,862 - Alright Mike, get out, sleep this off, 513 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,448 we'll talk tomorrow. Alright? 514 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:38,862 - Have a good night. - Shut up. 515 00:19:38,966 --> 00:19:40,552 - It'll be good. - Yeah, thanks. 516 00:19:40,655 --> 00:19:41,897 - Alright. 517 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,621 Can you make it upstairs? You need me to hold you? 518 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,000 - Can you unlock the door, please? 519 00:19:45,103 --> 00:19:47,103 - Mike. - Nigga, I don't know how to-- 520 00:19:47,207 --> 00:19:50,414 Let me out, nigga! Shit. 521 00:19:50,517 --> 00:19:52,759 - Just relax, Mike. Be good. - Some people shouldn't drink. 522 00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:55,103 - Mike, take it easy on my door handle. 523 00:19:55,207 --> 00:19:58,724 - He can't get out. - Man. 524 00:19:58,828 --> 00:20:01,276 - Hey, don't slam my door! 525 00:20:01,379 --> 00:20:04,414 - Stop slamming my goddamn door! 526 00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:05,517 - Wow. 527 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,828 - Ah, bro, he really pissed at Pam. 528 00:20:07,931 --> 00:20:11,207 - Yo, he's so mad right now. 529 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:14,103 - Like, he's so sprung and he don't even know it. 530 00:20:14,207 --> 00:20:16,345 - Yeah, clearly. - Like, it's crazy. 531 00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,276 What you about to get into, though? 532 00:20:18,379 --> 00:20:20,414 - I'm about to go home and go to sleep. 533 00:20:20,517 --> 00:20:22,931 - Oh, you got that white girl at the crib? 534 00:20:23,035 --> 00:20:24,172 - No. 535 00:20:24,276 --> 00:20:26,172 - You trying to give her some vitamin D. 536 00:20:26,276 --> 00:20:27,552 - No. - No, look for real, though. 537 00:20:27,655 --> 00:20:29,966 Let's play some cards or something. 538 00:20:30,069 --> 00:20:32,552 - John, what's going on, man? You wanted to go to the bar. 539 00:20:32,655 --> 00:20:34,897 We went to the bar. We had some fun. 540 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,172 And now you wanna play some cards. 541 00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:37,345 Like, what's going on with you? 542 00:20:37,448 --> 00:20:39,069 - I'm trying to just hang out with my bruhs. 543 00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:40,724 Come on. Like, what are you talking about? 544 00:20:40,828 --> 00:20:43,862 I'm just trying to kick it. - Oh. 545 00:20:43,966 --> 00:20:45,931 - What? - Nevermind. I get it. 546 00:20:46,035 --> 00:20:47,483 - What you get? 547 00:20:47,586 --> 00:20:50,966 - You momma got somebody at the house? 548 00:20:51,069 --> 00:20:52,621 - You already know? Yeah. 549 00:20:52,724 --> 00:20:54,621 So, you know I ain't trying to hear that, bro. 550 00:20:54,724 --> 00:20:56,310 That's why. Yeah, so... - Awe, damn. 551 00:20:56,414 --> 00:20:57,931 - Let me just spend the night at your crib, 552 00:20:58,035 --> 00:20:59,310 if that's cool. 553 00:20:59,414 --> 00:21:00,862 - Okay, John, here's the thing. 554 00:21:00,966 --> 00:21:04,241 I got, um, Greg coming to stay with me this weekend. 555 00:21:04,345 --> 00:21:05,552 - Oh, your college roommate. 556 00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:06,862 Greg. 557 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,724 - Yeah, yeah, so actually he's relocating to Atlanta 558 00:21:09,828 --> 00:21:12,517 so, he's gonna be staying with me indefinitely 559 00:21:12,621 --> 00:21:15,035 until he finds his own place. - Okay, that's what's up. 560 00:21:15,138 --> 00:21:16,379 - Yeah, nah, it's good. 561 00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:18,276 But, uh, as you can probably understand 562 00:21:18,379 --> 00:21:20,690 I'm gonna need a little bit of alone time before he gets here. 563 00:21:20,793 --> 00:21:22,103 - Bro, you don't need no alone time. 564 00:21:22,207 --> 00:21:23,517 You need more time to spend together. 565 00:21:23,621 --> 00:21:25,310 Like, look, let me just sleep in your bed. 566 00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:26,414 You know what I'm saying? 567 00:21:26,517 --> 00:21:27,552 Like, you sleep at one end. 568 00:21:27,655 --> 00:21:28,759 I sleep at the other end. 569 00:21:28,862 --> 00:21:30,276 Just don't be putting your feet in my face. 570 00:21:30,379 --> 00:21:32,069 Ain't nothing weird about it. - Okay. 571 00:21:32,172 --> 00:21:33,207 - Like when we was little. 572 00:21:33,310 --> 00:21:34,517 Like when we had a sleepover. 573 00:21:34,621 --> 00:21:35,966 Matter of fact, stop by my momma's house. 574 00:21:36,069 --> 00:21:37,310 I'll get my pajamas, right? 575 00:21:37,414 --> 00:21:38,655 I get all my stand-up specials. 576 00:21:38,759 --> 00:21:40,517 I get the Martin: You So Crazy, the Martin: Delirious, 577 00:21:40,621 --> 00:21:42,862 I get all of those, right? We watch all of them, right? 578 00:21:42,966 --> 00:21:43,966 - Okay. - Right? 579 00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:45,966 I get the popcorn. We kick it. You feel me? 580 00:21:46,069 --> 00:21:48,035 Be like old times with the popcorn. 581 00:21:48,138 --> 00:21:49,483 You be right there wit' it. Cool? 582 00:21:49,586 --> 00:21:52,966 - So, John, as appealing as all that sounds, 583 00:21:53,069 --> 00:21:54,759 I'm gonna take you home tonight and drop you off, 584 00:21:54,862 --> 00:21:56,138 I'm gonna get some sleep. How's that? 585 00:21:56,241 --> 00:21:57,586 - Okay. Alright, you gotta get some rest 586 00:21:57,690 --> 00:21:58,759 'cause you have to go to work 587 00:21:58,862 --> 00:22:00,172 in the morning 'cause you're a doctor. 588 00:22:00,276 --> 00:22:01,483 - That's right. - Understood. 589 00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:03,724 So, listen, let me just sleep on the couch. 590 00:22:03,828 --> 00:22:04,966 - John. 591 00:22:05,069 --> 00:22:06,345 - I can't sleep on the couch? 592 00:22:06,448 --> 00:22:07,517 - Every time you sleep on the couch 593 00:22:07,621 --> 00:22:08,690 you got the TV super loud. 594 00:22:08,793 --> 00:22:09,966 You keep the lights on all night. 595 00:22:10,069 --> 00:22:12,172 I can't sleep that way, bro. I need a little peace. 596 00:22:12,276 --> 00:22:14,103 - Man, that's 'cause I just be needing to keep company. 597 00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,310 You know what I mean? 598 00:22:15,414 --> 00:22:17,310 You know, I just need the TV keep me company 599 00:22:17,414 --> 00:22:19,103 and, you know, it comforts me. 600 00:22:19,207 --> 00:22:21,241 - John. - What? 601 00:22:21,345 --> 00:22:23,103 - You need a girl, man. 602 00:22:23,207 --> 00:22:24,345 - Don't start that, man. - You do. 603 00:22:24,448 --> 00:22:25,759 You sound like my momma. Don't start that, Tom. 604 00:22:25,862 --> 00:22:27,690 - Well, she's right about this. - No she isn't. 605 00:22:27,793 --> 00:22:29,655 - Hey, hey, did you ever call that girl? 606 00:22:29,759 --> 00:22:32,172 The one you said, "She saw me, she really saw me." 607 00:22:32,276 --> 00:22:33,621 You ever call her? - Okay, I didn't-- 608 00:22:33,724 --> 00:22:35,621 First of all, I didn't sound like--I don't talk like that. 609 00:22:35,724 --> 00:22:37,448 - That's what you said. - That's how you talk, nigga. 610 00:22:37,552 --> 00:22:39,448 She saw me. Bro, she out my league, though. 611 00:22:39,552 --> 00:22:40,586 Real talk, man. I couldn't, like, she. 612 00:22:40,690 --> 00:22:42,000 - What about the bartender tonight? 613 00:22:42,103 --> 00:22:43,759 She was feeling you, bro. She gave you the number. 614 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:46,207 - She did give me the number, and she was bad. 615 00:22:46,310 --> 00:22:47,724 - Call her right now with me in the car. 616 00:22:47,828 --> 00:22:49,552 - Nah bro, I'm not, I'm not ready for that, man. 617 00:22:49,655 --> 00:22:51,448 My momma live with me. - What's up with that? 618 00:22:51,552 --> 00:22:53,862 - My momma live with me, one. Right? 619 00:22:53,966 --> 00:22:56,931 - I mean, well, technically, you kinda live with her, so... 620 00:22:57,035 --> 00:22:58,448 - Don't start that shit, bro. - Alright, sorry. 621 00:22:58,552 --> 00:23:00,379 - She live with me. Okay? - Sorry. 622 00:23:00,483 --> 00:23:01,621 - I'm trying to get my life together, man. 623 00:23:01,724 --> 00:23:02,828 I gotta get on my feet first 624 00:23:02,931 --> 00:23:04,897 before I really dive into a relationship. 625 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:05,862 - Yeah. 626 00:23:05,966 --> 00:23:07,103 - Alright, these women want more. 627 00:23:07,207 --> 00:23:08,241 Like, I ain't got it right now. 628 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:09,655 - I get it, I get it. You're right. 629 00:23:09,759 --> 00:23:11,172 - You know what I'm saying? - But-- 630 00:23:11,276 --> 00:23:12,241 - So, let me spend the night. 631 00:23:12,345 --> 00:23:13,448 - --that doesn't change the fact 632 00:23:13,552 --> 00:23:14,586 that I need my alone time tonight. 633 00:23:14,690 --> 00:23:16,103 So, I'm taking you home. 634 00:23:16,207 --> 00:23:17,586 - Alone time. - Yeah. 635 00:23:17,690 --> 00:23:19,414 - Alone time, that sound like some white shit right there. 636 00:23:19,517 --> 00:23:20,586 Some time out shit. 637 00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:21,897 That's that white side talking. 638 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,276 I need some alone time. 639 00:23:23,379 --> 00:23:24,345 Black people don't say alone time. 640 00:23:24,448 --> 00:23:25,793 - Can you stop with that? Please? 641 00:23:25,897 --> 00:23:27,690 - They just say, "Hey, nigga, you can't come." 642 00:23:27,793 --> 00:23:29,207 You talking about I need my alone time. 643 00:23:29,310 --> 00:23:32,310 Like, who has alone time? 644 00:23:32,414 --> 00:23:33,862 I need my alone time. 645 00:23:33,966 --> 00:23:36,172 - Okay, laugh it up. Laugh it up. 646 00:23:36,276 --> 00:23:37,552 - I get it, bro. That's fine. 647 00:23:37,655 --> 00:23:39,207 If you don't, if you don't want me coming there. 648 00:23:39,310 --> 00:23:40,379 - Hey, listen. That's all I'm asking. 649 00:23:40,483 --> 00:23:41,655 - I got you. - Thanks for understanding. 650 00:23:41,759 --> 00:23:43,035 I appreciate that. - Enjoy your alone time. 651 00:23:43,138 --> 00:23:44,310 - Okay. - Okay? 652 00:23:44,414 --> 00:23:45,690 - No hard feelings. - I got hard feelings. 653 00:23:45,793 --> 00:23:47,069 Fuck you, but I love you. - John. 654 00:23:47,172 --> 00:23:48,414 - No, that's how you just did me. 655 00:23:48,517 --> 00:23:50,207 Like, I love you but fuck you. That's what you just did. 656 00:23:50,310 --> 00:23:51,690 So, it's all good. - John, come on. 657 00:23:51,793 --> 00:23:53,276 - No, it's all good. - No. 658 00:23:53,379 --> 00:23:54,414 - No, no, for real. Real talk. 659 00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:55,931 Enjoy your alone time, okay? 660 00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:58,517 - John, just, we'll do it another night, okay? 661 00:23:58,621 --> 00:24:01,000 You get the stand-up specials, we'll get the popcorn. 662 00:24:01,103 --> 00:24:02,724 We'll have a little sleepover. - Okay, cool. 663 00:24:02,828 --> 00:24:05,103 - We get to lay back to back, ass to ass, 664 00:24:05,207 --> 00:24:06,759 just two men in the same bed. 665 00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:08,241 - Okay, that sound weird, bro. 666 00:24:08,345 --> 00:24:09,897 I ain't saying all-- no ass to ass. 667 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,793 - That's what you said. - I ain't say all that shit. 668 00:24:11,897 --> 00:24:13,759 - Well, that's what you said. - No, you make it weird. 669 00:24:13,862 --> 00:24:15,345 - How are we gonna lay in the bed 670 00:24:15,448 --> 00:24:16,517 if we're not ass to ass? 671 00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:18,828 - First of all, we lay feet to feet, nigga. 672 00:24:18,931 --> 00:24:19,931 - Feet to feet? 673 00:24:20,035 --> 00:24:21,690 Feet to feet is actually worse. - Okay. 674 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,276 - A lot worse. - I don't wanna talk about it. 675 00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:33,483 - ♪ 676 00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:44,517 ♪ 677 00:24:45,414 --> 00:24:56,035 ♪ 678 00:24:57,345 --> 00:25:01,897 - ♪ 679 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:02,862 - Regina! 680 00:25:02,966 --> 00:25:07,276 - ♪ 681 00:25:36,310 --> 00:25:38,000 - ♪ 682 00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:41,621 - ♪ 683 00:25:42,759 --> 00:25:45,931 - ♪