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Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull
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Oh, my God,
you're, like, coughing.
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- I actually like it.
- Yeah, I like it.
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This is an
announcement about Picture Day.
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Freshmen class portraits
at 9:30.
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Sophomore class portraits
at 10:30.
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Juniors will be during lunch.
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That wasn't hard.
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Shut up, bitch.
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You shut up.
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Feel like a man.
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Like a giant.
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Cherry bomb!
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Comb?
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Mirror? Comb? No?
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Mirror?
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Comb?
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- Bonzai!
- Oh!
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Fuck off, asshole.
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- Ugh!
- I'll take it.
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So what's your name?
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Talkative. I like that.
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How's your day going?
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Yeah.
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Dinner tonight?
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Are you asking me out?
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Yes.
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I'm not going on a date
with you. You're 12.
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You're funny. I'm 15.
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How old are you?
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You're not supposed
to ask that.
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You're not supposed to ask
a girl how old she is.
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Annoying.
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You're right,
it doesn't matter to me.
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How are you
gonna pay for dinner?
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If I say yes and we go
on a date for dinner,
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how are you gonna pay?
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You say everything twice.
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- I don't say everything twice.
- You do. You do.
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What is this,
"Say everything twice"?
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Come on. How are you gonna pay?
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Do you go to the movies?
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Of course I go to the movies.
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Did you see Under One Roof?
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Yeah.
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You're looking at Tony.
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There's, like,
a million kids in that movie.
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I don't know a Tony.
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I want you to have dinner
with me, not my work.
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I'm not trying to brag,
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but you did ask how I was
gonna pay for dinner.
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You're such an actor.
You're such an actor.
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What else have you been in?
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- This House is Haunted.
- No.
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- Two Beds, Two Baths.
- Mmm-mmm.
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I've done three sketches
on The Merv Griffin Show.
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Did you ever see me on the...
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All right. Don't list your
whole resume, it's braggy.
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I'm not going on a date
with you, man. You're 15.
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"Man."
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I like that.
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"Kid," how about that?
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I'm not going on a date
with you, "kid." You're 15.
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Don't call it a date.
It's not a date.
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Just come say hello.
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I like the way you look.
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I like talking with you.
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Where do you live?
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Encino.
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Encino? I live in Encino.
Where in Encino?
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On Hatteras.
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- Hatteras and what?
- Ugh. Creep.
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"Hatteras and what?
Hatteras and what?"
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I'm not telling you where
I live, creep. Come on.
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- I'll be at the Tail o' the Cock tonight.
- I don't care where you'll be.
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I go there every Thursday
for dinner.
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I don't care where you eat.
Wait, where are your parents
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- while all this is happening?
- They're working.
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They're working.
Just come say hi.
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Just shut up.
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I'll tell you
what I'm doing.
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I take my brother Greg
to Tastee-Freez around 6:30,
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he's in bed by 7:30.
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Wait, you go all the way from Encino
to Tail o' the Cock for dinner?
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I live in Sherman Oaks.
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Oh, come on.
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I take my brother Greg
to Tastee-Freez around 6:30,
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he's in bed by 7:30.
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I slip around the corner to
Tail o' the Cock for my dinner.
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That's where I'll be.
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I'm not trying to pressure you.
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You are pressuring me.
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You are.
That's what you're doing.
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If you wanna come
and say hello,
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if it's convenient
within your plans,
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I'd love to see you.
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"Convenient within my plans"?
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Wait, you leave your brother alone?
How old is he?
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He's eight. He's nine.
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You're hilarious.
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You can't even keep
your own stories straight.
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What are you? You're like a little...
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Robert Goulet,
Dean Martin or something.
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- Where do you come from?
- Sherman Oaks.
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Ha! Sherman Oaks.
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- Hi, Alana.
- Hi, Cindy.
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Did you know we got
a big movie star here?
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Gary Valentine.
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Your name is Valentine?
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Valentine.
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Should I get
an autograph?
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Don't bother.
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I've been right here
the whole time.
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I get this feeling I was meant
to know you, Alana.
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You know I'm 25, right?
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I can be your friend
but I can't be your girlfriend.
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That's illegal.
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- You give me hope.
- Shut up.
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This is fate
that brought us together.
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- This is fate.
- Shut up.
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Card.
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- Right here. Okay.
- I mean, I'm trying
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- to spend my time with you.
- Oi, oi.
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- Is that bad?
- Stop, stop that. Oi.
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Turn your legs around.
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Not too down,
so look up, look up. Uh...
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Close your mouth
just a little bit.
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Just see a little bit of teeth.
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Little bit of teeth.
Little bit of teeth.
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Go on, like a tiger.
Off it. Go.
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Next. Next.
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How have I never seen you before?
How have we never met?
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Stop talking
so much, slimy.
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We'll see.
I doubt it, but we'll see.
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Now I gotta get back to work and
you have to get back to class.
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Stop using time as an excuse, Alana.
Our roads took us here.
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Stop sounding
like a philosophy guy,
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Albert Einstein.
Maybe I'll see you later.
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I'm not gonna see you later.
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Put your chin up
just a little bit like that, Laura.
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Chin up, chin up.
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- Hey, Gary. Hey, Greg.
- Hey.
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I met the girl
I'm gonna marry one day, Greg.
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Oh, yeah?
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And you're gonna be
my best man.
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So,
two down and Garvey the batter.
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I'll be at the Tail
o' the Cock if you need me.
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Love you, Greggo.
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Love you, too.
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Steve finished the
regular season with 111 RBIs,
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three more than Jimmy Wynn.
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Sixth inning with the Dodgers
leading two to nothing.
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Two runs, three hits,
and no errors.
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Remember, there are
still tickets available
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for Tuesday's game.
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You can get them today
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at the Dodgers ticket office
on Stadium Way.
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And the pitch is high,
ball one.
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Don't be creepy, please.
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Foul ball
up the middle.
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Will you stop
with the googly eyes?
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Excuse me, Don.
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Can I have two Cokes?
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Sure, Gary, you got it.
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Thank you.
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Stop.
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What?
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I can hear you breathing.
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Stop.
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- Breathing?
- Yes.
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So, Alana, what are your plans?
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I don't know.
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What's your future look like?
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I don't know.
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How do you like working
at Tiny Toes?
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I hate working at Tiny Toes.
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You should start
your own business.
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What business should I be in?
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I don't know.
What do you like?
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I don't know.
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You're an actress.
You should be an actress.
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So how'd you become
such a hotshot actor?
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I'm a showman.
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- It's my calling.
- Ugh.
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I don't know how
to do anything else.
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It's what I'm meant to do.
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I mean, ever since
I was a kid, I've been
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- a song and dance man.
- Come on.
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Ever since you were a kid?
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Song and dance man?
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Where are your parents?
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- My mom works for me.
- Oh, of course she does.
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- Yes, she does.
- That makes sense.
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In my public relations company.
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In your
public relations company?
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- Because you have that?
- Yes.
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- And you're an actor.
- Yes.
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And you're a secret agent too?
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Well, no,
I'm not a secret agent.
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That's funny.
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Are you joking?
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Well, no, I'm not.
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That's a lot.
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Gets complicated.
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I'm sure.
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And all that math homework you
have to do after everything.
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My mom's in Las Vegas right now
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taking care of
the Hacienda Hotel,
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which leaves me back here.
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We do PR for Tail o'
the Cock and Chadney's.
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I like Chadney's.
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- You like Chadney's?
- Yeah.
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Do you like Japanese food?
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I don't really know
what that is.
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The Mikado?
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I'm taking you to The Mikado
next time.
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Next time?
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Yeah.
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The food's magnificent.
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You're sweet, Gary.
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You're gonna be rich in a
mansion by the time you're 16.
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I'm gonna be here
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taking photos of kids for
their yearbooks when I'm 30.
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You're never gonna remember me.
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I'm not gonna forget you.
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Just like you're not
gonna forget me.
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If I ask for your phone number,
would you give it to me?
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Why should I give you
my phone number?
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So I can call you.
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I don't know, Gary.
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Why not?
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How are you gonna remember it?
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It's only seven numbers.
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758-4686.
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- 756-4686.
- You already got it wrong.
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758-4686.
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All right, Don Rickles.
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Don't call me
all the time. Okay?
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We're not boyfriend and girlfriend.
Remember that.
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We're... You know.
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I know.
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- Hi, Dad.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
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whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What's up?
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- What?
- What's going on?
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Nothing.
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What time is it now?
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10:00.
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What'd you do?
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I told you what I was
gonna do this morning.
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What?
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Go to dinner with Lisa.
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- Lisa?
- Yeah.
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Who the fuck is Lisa?
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Dad, you know Lisa.
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Lisa?
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Yeah, she works with me
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- at Tiny Toes.
- I don't know Lisa.
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- What?
- Yes.
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00:12:18,477 --> 00:12:19,938
Where were you?
261
00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:22,639
Why are you dressed like that?
Were you on a date?
262
00:12:22,681 --> 00:12:23,940
Looks like it was a long date.
263
00:12:23,982 --> 00:12:25,704
Get out of my room, Este.
264
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,650
"His name is
Jerome H. Frick.
265
00:12:31,692 --> 00:12:33,917
His friends know him
simply as Jerry,
266
00:12:33,959 --> 00:12:36,752
and his attractive
young wife as Mioko.
267
00:12:36,794 --> 00:12:38,318
Their new restaurant Mikado
268
00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:41,318
is a delightful dinery
featuring foods of Japan,
269
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,961
and it should be
quite authentic,
270
00:12:43,003 --> 00:12:46,463
for Jerry had a restaurant
some 15 years in Tokyo.
271
00:12:46,505 --> 00:12:47,733
The entire staff,
272
00:12:47,775 --> 00:12:50,427
with the exception of Jerry,
is Japanese,
273
00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:52,771
and those 'little doll'
waitresses
274
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:55,604
are dressed fittingly
in colorful kimonos.
275
00:12:55,646 --> 00:12:56,805
Give it a try,
276
00:12:56,847 --> 00:12:59,275
we think you'll be delighted."
277
00:12:59,317 --> 00:13:02,578
- Oh, that's wonderful, Anita.
- Oh, fantastic.
278
00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:03,649
Oh, of course.
279
00:13:03,691 --> 00:13:05,409
- It's just wonderful.
- Oh.
280
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,684
- Thank you.
- Of course.
281
00:13:06,726 --> 00:13:08,413
Uh, do you think
we should mention
282
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,952
something about
the serenity, though?
283
00:13:09,994 --> 00:13:12,651
- Hmm.
- The pleasant quiet?
284
00:13:12,693 --> 00:13:15,420
Yes, and I wish that we had
space to include everything
285
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,990
because it's such
a beautiful restaurant,
286
00:13:17,032 --> 00:13:19,367
but if we choose one thing...
287
00:13:20,573 --> 00:13:21,763
Right.
288
00:13:21,805 --> 00:13:24,197
Okay. Let's just...
289
00:13:24,239 --> 00:13:26,768
Oh, Mioko,
290
00:13:26,810 --> 00:13:28,532
how you think of this?
291
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:31,511
What do you think of item
for newspaper?
292
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:45,261
Oh, oh, Yoko-san.
293
00:13:46,998 --> 00:13:48,384
I think the cuisine
is not mentioned.
294
00:13:48,426 --> 00:13:49,495
- Oh.
- She's wondering
295
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:50,891
if we mentioned the cuisine.
296
00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:52,457
Of co... Uh...
297
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,492
- The cuisine?
- Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
298
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,532
I think we did talk about that,
didn't we?
299
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:57,462
I might...
300
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,572
I have an earlier draft.
301
00:14:01,414 --> 00:14:02,636
Here it is.
302
00:14:02,678 --> 00:14:05,976
"There is a complete roster of
Japanese appetizers available
303
00:14:06,018 --> 00:14:08,978
while sipping American
or Japanese spirits.
304
00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:11,181
For the daring,
sashimi is offered.
305
00:14:11,223 --> 00:14:14,085
But don't worry, there are
many American dishes too.
306
00:14:14,127 --> 00:14:18,749
Mikado is for the gourmet
and the non-gourmet alike."
307
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,690
What you think of that?
308
00:14:25,137 --> 00:14:27,490
Much better
talking about the cuisine
309
00:14:27,532 --> 00:14:28,724
than the waitresses. Thank you.
310
00:14:28,766 --> 00:14:31,102
Oh, fantastic.
I will make a note of that.
311
00:14:31,144 --> 00:14:34,267
- Sure.
- That's what we'll send to the paper.
312
00:14:34,309 --> 00:14:35,740
Thank you so much
313
00:14:35,782 --> 00:14:37,235
for coming in to
G and G Agency.
314
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,711
Really appreciate it, Anita.
315
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,009
- Thank you so much.
- Mmm-hmm.
316
00:14:40,051 --> 00:14:41,546
- Arigato.
- Of course.
317
00:14:41,588 --> 00:14:43,319
Oh... Oh!
318
00:14:44,253 --> 00:14:45,547
7:20
with Charlie Tuna.
319
00:14:45,589 --> 00:14:47,852
I'll make that call to the
girl selected by a computer...
320
00:14:47,894 --> 00:14:49,513
- So...
- ...as the most
321
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,022
compatible mate for me
in one minute.
322
00:14:52,064 --> 00:14:54,356
I'm afraid you're gonna be
upset with me.
323
00:14:54,398 --> 00:14:57,530
I can't take you to New York
for The Jerry Best Show.
324
00:14:57,572 --> 00:14:59,963
I have to go to Las Vegas.
325
00:15:00,005 --> 00:15:01,060
Delicious Certs.
326
00:15:01,102 --> 00:15:02,358
- I'm not upset.
- No?
327
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,199
No. Why is that bad?
328
00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:06,271
It's two mints in one...
329
00:15:06,313 --> 00:15:09,473
Well, you can't go to New York
without a parent or a guardian.
330
00:15:09,515 --> 00:15:12,249
They're not gonna let you do the
press tour without a chaperone.
331
00:15:25,265 --> 00:15:28,085
The Salisbury steak is delicious.
How's the chicken?
332
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,390
Delicious.
333
00:15:42,615 --> 00:15:45,777
Excuse me, sir,
could I offer you another beverage?
334
00:15:46,377 --> 00:15:47,437
I beg your pardon?
335
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,581
Can I get you
something else to drink?
336
00:15:50,623 --> 00:15:51,816
What's your name?
337
00:15:52,724 --> 00:15:53,848
Um, it's Brenda.
338
00:15:53,890 --> 00:15:55,413
- Brenda.
- Mmm-hmm.
339
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,787
That's a beautiful name.
340
00:15:56,829 --> 00:15:58,591
Um...
341
00:15:58,633 --> 00:16:00,297
I'll take two Cokes, Brenda.
342
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,134
Okay.
343
00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:06,963
Are you one of the actors?
344
00:16:07,639 --> 00:16:08,701
Yes, I am.
345
00:16:18,814 --> 00:16:19,811
Hola.
346
00:16:21,653 --> 00:16:23,209
Como esta?
347
00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:25,256
- I'm Lance.
- Hi.
348
00:16:26,157 --> 00:16:28,312
- Me llamo Alana.
- Alana.
349
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:30,546
Bien. Bien.
350
00:16:30,588 --> 00:16:32,217
- Hey, Gar.
- Lance.
351
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,782
How's things back here?
352
00:16:33,824 --> 00:16:35,287
- Pretty smooth ride, right?
- Mmm-hmm.
353
00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:36,663
Never flown this bird before.
354
00:16:39,168 --> 00:16:40,290
What'd you have for lunch?
355
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,566
Salisbury steak.
356
00:16:41,608 --> 00:16:43,463
I had the chicken.
357
00:16:43,505 --> 00:16:45,936
They did have steak back here?
Good, good.
358
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,676
All right. Well, hey,
very nice to meet you, Alana.
359
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,349
I'll see you on the tarmac.
360
00:16:52,850 --> 00:16:54,010
Charmed.
361
00:16:59,521 --> 00:17:03,087
Wow, super-hot chaperone, Gar.
Nice one.
362
00:17:03,129 --> 00:17:04,748
That's my friend,
don't think about that.
363
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,585
Oh, man, are you kidding?
My mind's racing,
364
00:17:06,627 --> 00:17:08,252
doing circles around
that track.
365
00:17:11,362 --> 00:17:12,489
Hello, boys.
366
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,666
- Hey, Lucy.
- Hi, Lucy.
367
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:17,001
Hey, Mark, how ya doing?
368
00:17:17,043 --> 00:17:18,770
Good. How are you?
369
00:17:18,812 --> 00:17:20,504
- Hey, Tim.
- Hey, Lucy.
370
00:17:20,546 --> 00:17:21,664
Harold.
371
00:17:21,706 --> 00:17:23,436
My name's Henry.
you know?
372
00:17:23,478 --> 00:17:25,175
- How ya doing, Lucy?
- Hey, Lance.
373
00:17:25,217 --> 00:17:28,873
And, Valentine, don't.
Just don't in here.
374
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:31,778
What's that? What is that? V?
Is that for "vagina"?
375
00:17:31,820 --> 00:17:34,114
Why are you doing that?
Why do people keep doing that?
376
00:17:34,156 --> 00:17:35,281
Peace and love, baby.
377
00:17:35,323 --> 00:17:36,583
Oh, shut it, you little shit.
378
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:38,922
Now, cut the comedy.
Don't be an ass out there.
379
00:17:38,964 --> 00:17:41,127
Good show, everybody.
380
00:17:41,169 --> 00:17:42,927
- Thank you, Lucy.
- Thank you, Lucy.
381
00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:47,527
Sweetheart, do not embarrass
Mommy, okay? Have fun.
382
00:17:47,569 --> 00:17:49,571
Break legs.
383
00:17:52,003 --> 00:17:53,871
Watch for me on stage.
I'll send you a signal.
384
00:17:53,913 --> 00:17:55,038
I'll make a joke just for you.
385
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,875
- Okay.
- Straight ahead.
386
00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:58,308
She's not
even stopping.
387
00:17:58,350 --> 00:18:00,318
Keep going straight ahead
to the stage.
388
00:18:01,688 --> 00:18:03,072
To the right.
389
00:18:08,859 --> 00:18:12,322
Lucy, I wanna tell you how much
we enjoyed your visit tonight.
390
00:18:12,364 --> 00:18:14,892
Before you go,
I'd like the audience to meet
391
00:18:14,934 --> 00:18:16,627
those wonderful 18 children...
392
00:18:16,669 --> 00:18:17,722
Wonderful.
393
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,423
...who played the kids in
Under One Roof.
394
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:20,557
I think they'd like that.
395
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,095
- Are they back here?
- Yes.
396
00:18:22,137 --> 00:18:24,233
And here they are!
397
00:18:25,877 --> 00:18:28,835
Rise and shine.
398
00:18:28,877 --> 00:18:31,007
♪ We rise
And shine every morning ♪
399
00:18:31,049 --> 00:18:32,511
♪ Bright and early ♪
400
00:18:32,553 --> 00:18:36,173
♪ Go somewhere else If you
want to sleep Till noon ♪
401
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:40,109
♪ Bicycle riding and skating
And bowling and dating ♪
402
00:18:40,151 --> 00:18:43,347
♪ The sound of guitars
Not quite in tune ♪
403
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:46,918
♪ Sometimes it seems like
We're going 'round In circles ♪
404
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,458
♪ And we get hung up
On every little thing ♪
405
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,358
♪ Pick up your toys
Make your bed ♪
406
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,629
♪ Off the telephone ♪
407
00:18:54,671 --> 00:18:58,095
♪ Why do they act
Just like children? ♪
408
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,269
♪ It's a garden that's full
Of noisy flowers ♪
409
00:19:01,311 --> 00:19:03,774
♪ And they're all yours ♪
410
00:19:03,816 --> 00:19:05,139
♪ Mine ♪
411
00:19:05,181 --> 00:19:06,973
♪ And ours ♪
412
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:11,282
♪ Life is a ball if you have
The bounce to live it ♪
413
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:14,887
♪ A lollipop any flavor
Sweet or sour ♪
414
00:19:14,929 --> 00:19:16,380
I'm his chaperone.
415
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:18,780
♪ But you can't take Without
giving That's all part of living ♪
416
00:19:18,822 --> 00:19:20,324
♪ For love is to share ♪
417
00:19:20,366 --> 00:19:21,455
♪ It's yours!
It's mine! It's ours! ♪
418
00:19:21,497 --> 00:19:23,121
- I'm his chaperone.
- Shh!
419
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,223
♪ Just like a ship sailing home
Across the ocean ♪
420
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:28,968
♪ Some days are calm But you
know when It gets rough ♪
421
00:19:29,010 --> 00:19:31,133
♪ It's gonna take everybody ♪
422
00:19:31,175 --> 00:19:32,831
♪ All hands on deck ♪
423
00:19:32,873 --> 00:19:37,973
♪ If we work together
We'll make it ♪
424
00:19:38,015 --> 00:19:41,308
♪ On the way There'll be
sunshine There'll be showers ♪
425
00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:43,814
♪ And there'll be yours ♪
426
00:19:43,856 --> 00:19:45,316
♪ Mine ♪
427
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:48,645
♪ And everybody!
Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! ♪
428
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,085
♪ And there'll be yours ♪
429
00:19:51,127 --> 00:19:52,582
♪ Mine ♪
430
00:19:52,624 --> 00:19:54,826
♪ And ours ♪
431
00:20:00,372 --> 00:20:01,924
Lance, how's things
in Hollywood for you?
432
00:20:01,966 --> 00:20:03,361
Oh, things are going
real well, Jerry.
433
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:06,370
I just did a guest spot on Banacek
with George Peppard for NBC.
434
00:20:06,412 --> 00:20:08,007
George Peppard.
That's great, that's great.
435
00:20:08,049 --> 00:20:09,371
- Thank you.
- How about you, Gary?
436
00:20:09,413 --> 00:20:11,667
Well, last week
I did Three Beavers.
437
00:20:11,709 --> 00:20:12,978
Leave it to Beaver?
438
00:20:13,655 --> 00:20:15,208
Three Beavers.
439
00:20:17,652 --> 00:20:18,710
Hi, what's your name?
440
00:20:18,752 --> 00:20:20,119
Thank you
for asking, Jerry.
441
00:20:20,161 --> 00:20:21,380
- Boo.
- My name is Margo.
442
00:20:21,422 --> 00:20:22,513
Hi, Margo.
443
00:20:24,562 --> 00:20:26,290
- Oh, there you are, my...
- You little shit!
444
00:20:26,332 --> 00:20:27,953
- You little prick.
- What'd I do?
445
00:20:27,995 --> 00:20:31,024
You think you're funny, huh?
You think you're funny?
446
00:20:31,066 --> 00:20:33,296
- Humiliating me in front of millions.
- Lucy! Wait.
447
00:20:33,338 --> 00:20:35,197
- Let me go.
- These are my fans.
448
00:20:35,239 --> 00:20:37,027
You cannot treat me like this.
449
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,939
This is the end for you.
I'm coming to get you.
450
00:20:41,081 --> 00:20:42,473
Oh, baby, are you okay?
451
00:20:42,515 --> 00:20:44,041
- She didn't seem too happy.
- Are you okay?
452
00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:45,273
- No.
- It's okay.
453
00:20:45,315 --> 00:20:46,375
Is she like that all the time?
454
00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:48,208
More or less, yeah.
455
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:49,421
How are you doing?
456
00:20:49,922 --> 00:20:52,416
- Good.
- Good.
457
00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:54,710
All right, I should go
get out of these pajamas.
458
00:20:54,752 --> 00:20:56,049
- Okay.
- I'll see you.
459
00:20:56,091 --> 00:20:57,088
Bye.
460
00:21:25,049 --> 00:21:26,349
- Thank you, William.
- Thanks, Vic.
461
00:21:26,391 --> 00:21:28,015
Right down the stairs,
young man.
462
00:21:28,057 --> 00:21:29,054
Gary?
463
00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:30,683
- Gary Valentine.
- Vic.
464
00:21:30,725 --> 00:21:31,781
- Nice to see you.
- Nice to see you.
465
00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:33,353
What've you been up to, man?
466
00:21:33,395 --> 00:21:35,688
I was in New York on a PR trip for
Under One Roof. The Jerry Best Show.
467
00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:37,755
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, my God, you're huge.
468
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,295
- Oh, hi, Gale.
- Wow.
469
00:21:39,337 --> 00:21:40,824
- Gary.
- Nice to see you.
470
00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:41,966
You've really grown a lot, huh?
471
00:21:42,008 --> 00:21:43,135
- Yeah.
- Good,
472
00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:44,476
you've been eating
your vegetables.
473
00:21:45,978 --> 00:21:48,033
And action.
474
00:21:48,075 --> 00:21:50,680
You can wear the new
Sears 10-in-1 suit this way.
475
00:21:55,855 --> 00:21:57,313
Or this way.
476
00:22:20,709 --> 00:22:22,138
Or try this all-new
vest suit look.
477
00:22:22,180 --> 00:22:23,570
Or seven other ways.
478
00:22:23,612 --> 00:22:25,067
Perfect, man, you still got it.
479
00:22:25,109 --> 00:22:27,036
Thank you, Gary.
Really appreciate it.
480
00:22:27,078 --> 00:22:29,146
- Thanks for coming in.
- How ya doing?
481
00:22:29,188 --> 00:22:30,878
Good. Divorced, but, uh...
482
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,174
- Can we have him read this?
- ...losing weight, so...
483
00:22:32,216 --> 00:22:35,011
- Thank you.
- ...very nice. Oh.
484
00:22:35,053 --> 00:22:36,384
- Well, you look great.
- Thank you.
485
00:22:36,426 --> 00:22:38,417
How about a, uh, cold read?
486
00:22:38,459 --> 00:22:40,059
Sure, let's do it.
487
00:22:41,934 --> 00:22:43,719
And action.
488
00:22:43,761 --> 00:22:44,925
"My face is a..."
489
00:22:44,967 --> 00:22:46,262
Sorry.
Can I do it one more time?
490
00:22:46,304 --> 00:22:48,067
- Sure.
- "My fa..."
491
00:22:49,775 --> 00:22:52,762
"My face is a pimply mess
and I don't know what to do."
492
00:22:52,804 --> 00:22:55,264
Cut. Fantabulous!
493
00:22:55,306 --> 00:22:56,867
- You still got it, man.
- Thank you. Thanks, Vic.
494
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:58,004
- Really terrific.
- All right.
495
00:22:58,046 --> 00:22:59,268
- Thanks, Gary.
- It was good to see you guys.
496
00:22:59,310 --> 00:23:01,170
- Great to see you.
- Bye, Gary.
497
00:23:01,212 --> 00:23:02,653
- Bye, Gary.
- Bye, you guys.
498
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,453
Mr. Clean Man Show
499
00:23:07,495 --> 00:23:09,749
with special guest
brings a super soulful group
500
00:23:09,791 --> 00:23:11,719
to the Earth in PV
this Tuesday.
501
00:23:11,761 --> 00:23:13,925
Move to Mr. Clean Tuesday
at Earth.
502
00:23:13,967 --> 00:23:16,556
Call 262-0797.
503
00:23:18,268 --> 00:23:19,736
- Yum.
- Mmm.
504
00:23:22,937 --> 00:23:24,059
What you're
listening to
505
00:23:24,101 --> 00:23:25,765
is Todd Rundgren's new album.
506
00:23:25,807 --> 00:23:27,230
Now if you have a pair
of headphones,
507
00:23:27,272 --> 00:23:28,801
you better get 'em out
and get 'em cranked up
508
00:23:28,843 --> 00:23:30,471
'cause they're
really gonna help.
509
00:23:38,249 --> 00:23:40,580
- Something/
- Anything? written, performed
510
00:23:40,622 --> 00:23:42,879
and produced by Todd Rundgren,
511
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:44,917
now on Bearsville Records,
512
00:23:44,959 --> 00:23:47,620
wherever tapes
and records are sold.
513
00:23:52,538 --> 00:23:54,763
Do you have sinus spray?
514
00:23:54,805 --> 00:23:56,428
Mom, do you wanna eat
the burgers in the car
515
00:23:56,470 --> 00:23:57,502
or at home?
516
00:23:57,544 --> 00:23:59,127
Oh,
you must mean Sine-Off?
517
00:23:59,169 --> 00:24:01,006
- Mmm.
- Exactly.
518
00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:02,501
Do you wanna go home?
519
00:24:02,543 --> 00:24:03,939
Let's go home.
520
00:24:03,981 --> 00:24:06,946
What should Mom do?
Sleep with the kids?
521
00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:08,471
Tell Henrietta no?
522
00:24:08,513 --> 00:24:12,347
Or make sure they all have
their own sleeping bags?
523
00:24:12,389 --> 00:24:13,619
"Make sure they all have
524
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:15,112
- their own sleeping bags."
- Your 13-year-old daughter
525
00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:17,419
wants to have a co-ed
slumber party.
526
00:24:17,461 --> 00:24:19,756
What should Mom do, Mike?
527
00:24:19,798 --> 00:24:22,424
No question in my mind.
Tell Henrietta no.
528
00:24:22,466 --> 00:24:24,924
Provide separate rooms, uh-uh.
529
00:24:24,966 --> 00:24:26,422
Tell Henrietta no.
That's, that's...
530
00:24:26,464 --> 00:24:28,929
Mike would say,
"Henrietta, no." Sheri?
531
00:24:28,971 --> 00:24:30,634
I would love
to sleep with the kids,
532
00:24:30,676 --> 00:24:33,137
but I think as long as
she's only 13, I agree.
533
00:24:35,143 --> 00:24:38,542
We agree. I would tell her no.
No, no slumber parties.
534
00:24:38,584 --> 00:24:41,613
All right,
Sheri agrees with Mike.
535
00:24:41,655 --> 00:24:43,547
It's a good thing
536
00:24:43,589 --> 00:24:44,950
that you agreed with me
on that one.
537
00:24:52,558 --> 00:24:53,665
Hello?
538
00:24:56,199 --> 00:24:57,328
Hello?
539
00:24:58,171 --> 00:24:59,998
Is Alana there?
540
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,398
Yeah. Who's this?
541
00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:05,532
Lance.
542
00:25:05,574 --> 00:25:06,876
Yeah, hold on one second.
543
00:25:07,575 --> 00:25:09,400
Alana, it's Lance.
544
00:25:09,442 --> 00:25:11,501
I believe that you
should provide separate rooms.
545
00:25:11,543 --> 00:25:14,752
I don't think you should
call the party off, or...
546
00:25:17,418 --> 00:25:18,591
Hello?
547
00:25:19,354 --> 00:25:20,417
Lance?
548
00:25:23,622 --> 00:25:24,754
Hello?
549
00:25:24,796 --> 00:25:26,487
Well,
they might try something.
550
00:25:26,529 --> 00:25:27,560
Can you hear me?
551
00:25:27,602 --> 00:25:28,693
If you're gonna be there
to stop them...
552
00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:30,319
If you're a good parent,
and you're watching...
553
00:25:30,361 --> 00:25:32,396
I can hear
someone breathing.
554
00:25:33,239 --> 00:25:34,325
All right, Chuck,
555
00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:36,225
that's not exactly agreeing
with them, but...
556
00:25:36,267 --> 00:25:38,170
- No.
- Chuck says,
557
00:25:38,212 --> 00:25:39,833
"Provide separate rooms."
558
00:25:39,875 --> 00:25:41,100
Marina, do you agree
with Chuck?
559
00:25:41,142 --> 00:25:42,571
No, this is
where we start again.
560
00:25:42,613 --> 00:25:44,441
We always disagree.
561
00:25:45,584 --> 00:25:47,072
I'm going to tell
562
00:25:47,114 --> 00:25:48,406
Henrietta no.
I think she's too young.
563
00:25:48,448 --> 00:25:52,117
And I wouldn't even let her
have a girl sleeping...
564
00:25:54,590 --> 00:25:55,754
The phone's ringing.
565
00:25:55,796 --> 00:25:57,514
I don't agree with him.
I agree with him.
566
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,929
I don't care if she knows...
567
00:26:01,267 --> 00:26:02,461
So Marina says,
568
00:26:02,503 --> 00:26:05,731
"No. No co-ed slumber
party." Louis?
569
00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:08,696
Well, I think
I'd provide separate rooms.
570
00:26:08,738 --> 00:26:10,128
No, you just can't.
571
00:26:10,170 --> 00:26:12,633
You tell Henrietta no.
She's too young.
572
00:26:28,095 --> 00:26:29,282
Max?
573
00:26:29,324 --> 00:26:31,386
- Yes, ma'am?
- Is there someone there?
574
00:26:31,428 --> 00:26:32,522
Yes, madam.
575
00:26:35,669 --> 00:26:37,958
Okay, Louis.
Provide separate rooms.
576
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,756
Louis says provide
separate rooms. Tracy?
577
00:26:40,798 --> 00:26:43,333
I'd tell Henrietta no
because she's too young.
578
00:26:52,719 --> 00:26:54,073
Mike and Sheri
were the only couple
579
00:26:54,115 --> 00:26:56,409
who agrees with
telling Henrietta no.
580
00:26:56,451 --> 00:26:59,285
Not one of you had said,
suggested sleeping with the kids.
581
00:27:09,059 --> 00:27:13,068
♪ Amen ♪
582
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:15,136
Nice.
583
00:27:16,867 --> 00:27:18,139
Lance...
584
00:27:19,742 --> 00:27:22,044
are you ready for nice dinner?
585
00:27:22,645 --> 00:27:24,001
- Very ready.
- Good.
586
00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:25,245
Thank you for having me again.
587
00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:26,884
Wonderful.
588
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:32,140
Are you ready to do a berakhah
on the challah?
589
00:27:32,182 --> 00:27:33,885
Oh, wow, thank you. Uh,
590
00:27:33,927 --> 00:27:36,685
however, I must respectfully refuse.
I'm an atheist.
591
00:27:46,933 --> 00:27:48,268
You're Jewish.
592
00:27:49,332 --> 00:27:51,335
Well, you're certainly right.
593
00:27:51,377 --> 00:27:53,165
I was born into Judaism,
594
00:27:53,207 --> 00:27:56,972
but my personal path
has led me to atheism.
595
00:27:57,014 --> 00:27:58,500
You see, I just can't believe
there's a God
596
00:27:58,542 --> 00:28:00,409
when I see all the suffering in
the world.
597
00:28:00,451 --> 00:28:02,337
Vietnam, you know?
598
00:28:02,379 --> 00:28:05,077
So, with all due respect,
no, sir.
599
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,287
I can't do the blessing,
but thank you.
600
00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:14,866
What does your penis look like?
601
00:28:16,731 --> 00:28:17,935
What?
602
00:28:19,572 --> 00:28:22,203
What does your penis look like?
603
00:28:24,543 --> 00:28:27,241
Like a regular penis, I guess.
604
00:28:28,413 --> 00:28:29,980
Is it circumcised?
605
00:28:31,414 --> 00:28:32,477
Yeah.
606
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:35,711
Then you're a fucking Jew!
607
00:28:38,484 --> 00:28:40,717
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?
608
00:28:40,759 --> 00:28:42,254
He was maybe gonna be
my boyfriend.
609
00:28:42,296 --> 00:28:43,349
Listen, young lady,
610
00:28:43,391 --> 00:28:45,283
you don't bring this idiot
to Shabbat dinner here.
611
00:28:45,325 --> 00:28:47,559
Listen, Dad,
he's an atheist, and an actor,
612
00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:49,088
- and he's famous.
- But he's Jewish.
613
00:28:49,130 --> 00:28:50,286
He was gonna take me
out of here.
614
00:28:50,328 --> 00:28:51,891
Este, don't you
even look at me.
615
00:28:51,933 --> 00:28:52,960
Don't you even look at me.
616
00:28:53,002 --> 00:28:54,195
- You're always looking at me.
- No.
617
00:28:54,237 --> 00:28:55,867
- I didn't even say anything.
- What are you doing?
618
00:28:55,909 --> 00:28:57,593
What are you doing?
What are you thinking, huh?
619
00:28:57,635 --> 00:29:00,371
"I'm Este. I work for Mom and Dad.
I'm perfect.
620
00:29:00,413 --> 00:29:01,430
I'm a real estate agent.
621
00:29:01,472 --> 00:29:02,764
Alana doesn't have
her life together.
622
00:29:02,806 --> 00:29:05,740
Alana brings home stupid
boyfriends all the time."
623
00:29:05,782 --> 00:29:07,239
- I mean...
- I knew it.
624
00:29:07,281 --> 00:29:08,746
I knew that was
what you were thinking.
625
00:29:08,788 --> 00:29:10,415
You're always thinking things,
you thinker.
626
00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:12,649
You thinker! You think things!
627
00:29:20,999 --> 00:29:22,789
Gotta stop fighting with
everyone all the time.
628
00:29:22,831 --> 00:29:24,463
Oh, fuck off, Danielle.
629
00:29:54,196 --> 00:29:56,921
Hello, baby.
How can I help you?
630
00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:59,027
What is that?
631
00:29:59,069 --> 00:30:02,072
That is a bed
made of water, sweetheart.
632
00:30:02,507 --> 00:30:03,876
What's your name?
633
00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:05,669
Gary.
634
00:30:06,146 --> 00:30:07,209
Gary,
635
00:30:08,310 --> 00:30:11,210
won't you come in
and take a closer look at it.
636
00:30:11,252 --> 00:30:12,885
It won't bite.
637
00:30:22,593 --> 00:30:23,995
Come on, baby.
638
00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:37,910
It's nice, isn't it?
639
00:30:41,071 --> 00:30:42,442
Hop on.
640
00:30:49,422 --> 00:30:51,253
Groove on that.
641
00:30:57,564 --> 00:30:59,324
How much does it cost?
642
00:30:59,366 --> 00:31:02,327
$69.95.
643
00:31:02,369 --> 00:31:03,823
Do you dig it?
644
00:31:03,865 --> 00:31:05,489
Do you love it?
645
00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:08,928
Nobody's gonna sleep
on mattresses anymore.
646
00:31:08,970 --> 00:31:10,732
That's old hat, Jack.
647
00:31:10,774 --> 00:31:12,406
That's for squares.
648
00:31:13,373 --> 00:31:15,364
Do you sell
a lot of these?
649
00:31:15,406 --> 00:31:18,104
No, you're my first customer.
650
00:31:18,146 --> 00:31:19,874
How long
has it been out?
651
00:31:19,916 --> 00:31:21,841
Just a couple of days.
652
00:31:21,883 --> 00:31:23,914
It's modern edge.
653
00:31:23,956 --> 00:31:28,585
Out-there, sleep and dream technology.
654
00:31:28,627 --> 00:31:30,886
Liquid luxury for you.
655
00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:34,263
You can impress
your lady friend.
656
00:31:38,435 --> 00:31:40,765
Teen-Age
Fair, Hollywood Palladium.
657
00:31:40,807 --> 00:31:42,093
Rock with Jericho,
Crystal Fire,
658
00:31:42,135 --> 00:31:43,263
Nirvana, and others.
659
00:31:43,305 --> 00:31:45,529
Bigger, more fun,
the Teen-Age Fair.
660
00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:47,429
Friday, April 2nd,
6:00 to midnight,
661
00:31:47,471 --> 00:31:48,972
then every day through Easter.
662
00:31:49,014 --> 00:31:51,872
Easily, baby,
but you'd never...
663
00:31:56,849 --> 00:31:58,044
What do you mean
he's upstairs eating?
664
00:31:58,086 --> 00:31:59,875
He's gotta get down here.
665
00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:02,216
Get him on the phone, man,
or get him down here.
666
00:32:02,258 --> 00:32:04,885
- Come on, boys.
- Call Vince.
667
00:32:04,927 --> 00:32:06,155
Now, I'm telling you,
668
00:32:06,197 --> 00:32:09,053
the Teen-Age Fair
is not open, all right?
669
00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:10,155
God Almighty.
670
00:32:11,467 --> 00:32:13,321
I don't know why I come
down here all the time,
671
00:32:13,363 --> 00:32:14,369
I really don't.
672
00:32:15,201 --> 00:32:16,262
You don't listen to me.
673
00:32:16,304 --> 00:32:18,997
Sonny and Cher, Tim.
Sonny and Cher.
674
00:32:19,039 --> 00:32:20,276
Nope. No Sonny.
675
00:32:21,111 --> 00:32:22,237
Nobody cares
but me.
676
00:32:22,279 --> 00:32:23,734
We're not opening yet.
Please don't touch
677
00:32:23,776 --> 00:32:25,071
- the stuff, okay?
- Every single year,
678
00:32:25,113 --> 00:32:26,238
- we show up.
- Okay.
679
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,837
- We're not open yet.
- So you're
680
00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:29,345
- the real Herman Munster?
- Can I have your autograph?
681
00:32:29,387 --> 00:32:31,574
No, we're not open.
Yes, I'm the real Herman Munster,
682
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,079
but you can't be here
right now.
683
00:32:33,121 --> 00:32:34,620
You can't go through here.
684
00:32:34,954 --> 00:32:36,254
Go on!
685
00:32:38,727 --> 00:32:39,790
Kevin!
686
00:32:43,064 --> 00:32:44,186
I got a really good idea.
687
00:32:44,228 --> 00:32:45,596
Okay.
688
00:32:45,638 --> 00:32:47,294
Um, I have my dad's pipe.
689
00:32:47,336 --> 00:32:49,666
So, we should give
your customers some weed
690
00:32:49,708 --> 00:32:51,198
to help sell waterbeds.
691
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,366
Yeah, that is actually
a good idea.
692
00:32:53,408 --> 00:32:54,606
Do you mind grabbing lights
from the car?
693
00:32:54,648 --> 00:32:56,081
- Yeah, okay.
- Thank you.
694
00:33:01,245 --> 00:33:02,611
Weird-ohs.
695
00:33:02,653 --> 00:33:04,012
Let me see.
696
00:33:05,349 --> 00:33:06,982
Taco mini-bike.
697
00:33:07,922 --> 00:33:09,160
Black light.
698
00:33:09,825 --> 00:33:11,722
Photo booth.
699
00:33:11,764 --> 00:33:13,887
Okay. Let's sell some beds.
700
00:33:15,230 --> 00:33:16,524
There's my star.
There's my star.
701
00:33:16,566 --> 00:33:18,122
Well, gather
around, all you cool cats.
702
00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:19,357
Magical. Magical.
703
00:33:19,399 --> 00:33:21,865
Head right here,
facing that way.
704
00:33:24,209 --> 00:33:27,364
Lovely. Lovely. Look that way.
Look that way.
705
00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:29,739
Arm like this. Arm like this.
706
00:33:29,781 --> 00:33:31,729
Who wants to be famous?
707
00:33:31,815 --> 00:33:33,049
Who wants to be famous?
708
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,507
- Hey, Gary. Gary. Hey.
- Just guess the amount of...
709
00:33:35,549 --> 00:33:36,906
I think I know where
I can find some LSD.
710
00:33:36,948 --> 00:33:38,411
Do you think that would be
better than the weed?
711
00:33:38,453 --> 00:33:40,074
No, no, no. Keep it
with the grass, man.
712
00:33:40,116 --> 00:33:41,685
- Keep it with the grass.
- All right. Okay, sounds good.
713
00:33:41,727 --> 00:33:42,754
Keep it with the grass.
714
00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:45,480
Have you guys
ever been to the ocean?
715
00:33:45,522 --> 00:33:46,819
- Yeah, why?
- Sure.
716
00:33:46,861 --> 00:33:50,025
You remember that relaxing feeling
of just laying on the water?
717
00:33:50,067 --> 00:33:51,393
- Laying on the water?
- Yeah.
718
00:33:51,435 --> 00:33:53,798
Have that every night
with a Soggy Bottom waterbed.
719
00:33:55,037 --> 00:33:56,597
Keep the energy up, Kiki.
720
00:33:56,639 --> 00:33:59,066
The Los Angeles
Unified School District,
721
00:33:59,108 --> 00:34:00,904
the best district in the world.
722
00:34:02,642 --> 00:34:04,603
Ladies and gentlemen,
Miss Pasadena.
723
00:34:04,645 --> 00:34:08,503
Next up, from the heart
of Burbank is Mary.
724
00:34:08,545 --> 00:34:10,406
Mary is Miss Burbank.
725
00:34:10,448 --> 00:34:12,346
Third generation chef.
726
00:34:12,388 --> 00:34:14,049
Her grandmother
and mother love to cook.
727
00:34:14,495 --> 00:34:15,886
Hello, gorgeous.
728
00:34:16,497 --> 00:34:18,262
Hello, handsome.
729
00:34:20,094 --> 00:34:21,089
Come here often?
730
00:34:22,131 --> 00:34:25,755
No, 'cause I'm not a teenager.
731
00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:27,997
I'm selling earrings
for my friend JoJo.
732
00:34:30,506 --> 00:34:33,277
Is your bottom soggy?
Having trouble sleeping?
733
00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:36,412
Well, now that
you mention it...
734
00:34:38,585 --> 00:34:40,571
Boyfriend trouble?
735
00:34:40,613 --> 00:34:41,640
Ladies and gentlemen,
736
00:34:41,682 --> 00:34:42,910
let's hear it
for all of the finalists.
737
00:34:42,952 --> 00:34:43,979
No boyfriend.
738
00:34:45,155 --> 00:34:47,115
So I don't really have trouble.
739
00:34:50,762 --> 00:34:51,757
Well, that's good.
740
00:34:53,524 --> 00:34:54,755
Let me introduce you
741
00:34:54,797 --> 00:34:57,395
to the greatest invention in
sleeping since the inner spring.
742
00:34:57,437 --> 00:35:01,232
And don't forget,
we have the movies of Tarzana.
743
00:35:01,274 --> 00:35:03,835
I've seen these before.
These are far out.
744
00:35:05,502 --> 00:35:06,597
Oh, hi, Kiki.
745
00:35:06,639 --> 00:35:08,732
Hey, Alana.
What are you doing here?
746
00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:11,104
Seeing this
little David Cassidy.
747
00:35:11,146 --> 00:35:12,171
What are you doing here?
748
00:35:12,213 --> 00:35:13,548
I'm working for him.
749
00:35:14,281 --> 00:35:15,649
Is that so?
750
00:35:16,888 --> 00:35:18,678
So, how many dots is it?
751
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:20,751
Who knows? I don't think
they even counted.
752
00:35:20,793 --> 00:35:22,179
- Hey!
- Whoa!
753
00:35:22,221 --> 00:35:23,418
Whoa. Whoa.
754
00:35:23,460 --> 00:35:24,856
- Gary.
- Hey! What's going on?
755
00:35:24,898 --> 00:35:26,182
- Gary!
- Gary!
756
00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:27,232
Officers?
757
00:35:28,033 --> 00:35:29,354
- What's going...
- Gary!
758
00:35:29,396 --> 00:35:30,520
What? Officer, what...
759
00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:31,688
No, Gary! No! No! Gary!
760
00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:32,921
There must
be a mistake.
761
00:35:32,963 --> 00:35:34,363
- Gary!
- Gary, what did you do?
762
00:35:34,405 --> 00:35:36,660
- Officer, what did I do?
- Officers, he's innocent,
763
00:35:36,702 --> 00:35:37,761
- he's a kid.
- I promise I'm innocent.
764
00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:39,534
- He has rights!
- Officer, what did I do?
765
00:35:39,576 --> 00:35:41,271
- What are your badge numbers?
- Officer, what did I do?
766
00:35:41,313 --> 00:35:42,472
- I will be reporting you...
- What did I do?
767
00:35:42,514 --> 00:35:44,645
...to the chief of police
immediately when I get outside.
768
00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:46,416
Where's he going?
769
00:35:47,346 --> 00:35:48,375
Gary, don't worry.
770
00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:49,779
Don't worry.
I'm gonna find you, okay?
771
00:35:49,821 --> 00:35:50,915
Don't worry, okay?
772
00:35:56,824 --> 00:35:59,048
187. Suspect
is wearing a blue shirt,
773
00:35:59,090 --> 00:36:01,690
long red-brown hair.
Suspect is armed and dangerous.
774
00:36:03,932 --> 00:36:04,929
Fuck.
775
00:36:07,598 --> 00:36:09,439
Fuck off, teenagers!
776
00:36:10,006 --> 00:36:11,160
187.
777
00:36:11,202 --> 00:36:12,836
Suspect headed south on Vine,
turned left on Selma.
778
00:36:12,878 --> 00:36:14,135
Headed south on Argyle.
779
00:36:14,177 --> 00:36:15,537
Made a left into the Palladium.
780
00:36:15,579 --> 00:36:17,307
Suspect is wearing
a blue shirt, white pants.
781
00:36:17,349 --> 00:36:19,041
White male, aged 16,
long red-brown hair.
782
00:36:19,083 --> 00:36:20,140
Suspect is armed and dangerous.
783
00:36:20,182 --> 00:36:21,210
I'm not 16, I'm 15.
784
00:36:21,252 --> 00:36:22,641
My birthday is not till next month.
785
00:36:22,683 --> 00:36:23,872
You're going to jail,
big boy.
786
00:36:23,914 --> 00:36:25,389
You're going to jail
for murder.
787
00:36:27,091 --> 00:36:28,788
Have fun in Attica, dickhead.
788
00:37:09,901 --> 00:37:11,336
Hey, that's him?
789
00:37:12,497 --> 00:37:13,960
That's not him.
790
00:37:14,002 --> 00:37:14,999
Come on.
791
00:37:59,278 --> 00:38:00,385
Come on.
792
00:38:02,545 --> 00:38:04,279
Come on!
793
00:38:42,556 --> 00:38:43,593
What did you do?
794
00:38:45,493 --> 00:38:47,784
Did you murder someone, huh?
795
00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:49,401
What, do you have drugs on you?
796
00:38:50,101 --> 00:38:51,601
What did you do, Gary?
797
00:39:28,869 --> 00:39:30,265
Do you still have
the pipe?
798
00:39:30,307 --> 00:39:31,929
No, no...
799
00:39:31,971 --> 00:39:34,105
No, I threw it out.
I threw it out.
800
00:39:39,278 --> 00:39:42,817
Hey, "Soggy Bottom" sounds
like someone shit their pants.
801
00:39:46,651 --> 00:39:48,019
I know, I know.
802
00:39:48,061 --> 00:39:49,989
- That's not good.
- I know.
803
00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:52,454
That's only funny to you guys.
804
00:39:52,496 --> 00:39:53,789
But when someone wants
to buy a bed,
805
00:39:53,831 --> 00:39:56,124
they don't wanna think about
shitting or shitty diapers,
806
00:39:56,166 --> 00:39:58,087
or shit in pants.
807
00:39:58,129 --> 00:40:00,590
Well, the bed's not just
for sleeping, Alana.
808
00:40:00,632 --> 00:40:03,963
Well, if it's not just for sleeping,
I think you mean it's for sex.
809
00:40:04,005 --> 00:40:06,465
"Soggy Bottom" isn't making
anyone hot or horny.
810
00:40:06,507 --> 00:40:07,842
It doesn't make you hot?
811
00:40:08,308 --> 00:40:09,305
No.
812
00:40:13,677 --> 00:40:16,038
"Everybody's talking about
waterbeds these days, right?
813
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,480
And, uh,
it's with good reason,
814
00:40:17,522 --> 00:40:18,815
because the waterbed
is the greatest thing
815
00:40:18,857 --> 00:40:21,886
to happen to sleep since the
invention of the inner spring."
816
00:40:21,928 --> 00:40:23,114
Okay.
817
00:40:23,156 --> 00:40:25,148
"If you've been thinking
about getting a waterbed now,
818
00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:26,715
you can have one delivered
to your very door.
819
00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:29,289
All you gotta do is call the world's
largest manufacturer of waterbeds,
820
00:40:29,331 --> 00:40:30,428
Pacific Waterbeds.
821
00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:33,393
They present Fat Bernie's
king-size waterbeds."
822
00:40:33,435 --> 00:40:35,295
I love the name. Yeah.
823
00:40:35,337 --> 00:40:38,668
"Six foot by seven foot waterbed,
you got a $100 value for only $39.95.
824
00:40:38,710 --> 00:40:40,834
Thirty-nine dollars and
95 cents for your very own
825
00:40:40,876 --> 00:40:43,232
king-size Fat Bernie waterbed
if you act now.
826
00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:46,509
Call 451-3631
and have a Fat Bernie Waterbed
827
00:40:46,551 --> 00:40:48,504
delivered COD right
to your very door.
828
00:40:48,546 --> 00:40:50,743
With a 10-day money-back
guarantee if you're not satisfied.
829
00:40:50,785 --> 00:40:52,508
Your loved one
will love you for it."
830
00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:55,411
Well, whomever he or she may be,
or maybe you have two or three,
831
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,148
or, uh, maybe you wanna tell
somebody that you love them,
832
00:40:57,190 --> 00:40:58,986
you're not exactly sure
how you're gonna do it,
833
00:40:59,028 --> 00:41:01,589
you can tell them with a
king-size Fat Bernie waterbed.
834
00:41:01,631 --> 00:41:03,017
Now, you'll even love
yourself for it.
835
00:41:03,059 --> 00:41:04,419
Maybe all you wanna do is just
836
00:41:04,461 --> 00:41:06,594
ensconce yourself in your own
king-size waterbed
837
00:41:06,636 --> 00:41:07,694
with nobody around
to bother you.
838
00:41:07,736 --> 00:41:09,601
That is some
real narcissism, okay?
839
00:41:09,643 --> 00:41:13,160
It's KPPC Pasadena, we've got
The Doors coming up next.
840
00:41:15,041 --> 00:41:16,405
You're right.
You're always right.
841
00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:27,512
Fat Bernie's,
how may I help you?
842
00:41:28,656 --> 00:41:30,454
- Oh, great.
- Shit. Shit.
843
00:41:33,259 --> 00:41:35,323
Pacific Waterbeds presents
Fat Bernie's Waterbeds.
844
00:41:35,365 --> 00:41:36,383
How may I help you?
845
00:41:41,503 --> 00:41:43,191
- Hiya, Gene.
- Hi.
846
00:41:43,233 --> 00:41:45,193
- What do you got today?
- Hi, Gene.
847
00:41:45,235 --> 00:41:46,941
- Hello.
- Just some boxes.
848
00:42:10,596 --> 00:42:11,603
Okay.
849
00:42:31,418 --> 00:42:32,481
Assholes!
850
00:42:37,820 --> 00:42:38,828
Take it.
851
00:42:42,258 --> 00:42:43,555
Twenty, 25, 30. Just 30.
852
00:42:43,597 --> 00:42:45,759
I got 400. 400.
853
00:42:45,801 --> 00:42:47,857
- 150.
- I have 400,
854
00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:49,465
and then you have...
855
00:42:49,507 --> 00:42:50,726
Wait a sec. What were the five?
856
00:42:50,768 --> 00:42:51,798
Fifty here.
857
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,437
Five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30.
All right.
858
00:42:53,479 --> 00:42:54,633
- 30.
- There's 21.
859
00:42:54,675 --> 00:42:55,735
Twenty-one's there.
860
00:42:55,777 --> 00:42:56,839
And then
how much was the change?
861
00:42:56,881 --> 00:42:58,642
Wait, I think there
might have been 19 there.
862
00:42:58,684 --> 00:43:00,311
Not that good of a start.
863
00:43:00,846 --> 00:43:02,136
No, we have 21.
864
00:43:02,178 --> 00:43:03,413
No, we only had 19.
865
00:43:06,686 --> 00:43:09,023
"Fat Bernie's..."
866
00:43:09,855 --> 00:43:11,980
It's small on the bottom.
867
00:43:12,022 --> 00:43:13,830
Too many "Fat Bernie's."
868
00:43:14,864 --> 00:43:17,493
Yeah, but it can be small.
That's fine.
869
00:43:19,830 --> 00:43:21,200
And then...
870
00:43:22,536 --> 00:43:23,708
Let's try...
871
00:43:25,870 --> 00:43:29,404
To radiate the specimen
with your ionization nebulizer.
872
00:43:29,446 --> 00:43:30,834
Now, back to the ship.
873
00:43:30,876 --> 00:43:31,947
Are you left-handed?
874
00:43:33,781 --> 00:43:35,979
Yeah. You didn't know that?
875
00:43:36,021 --> 00:43:37,075
No.
876
00:43:37,117 --> 00:43:39,383
I've never met anyone
left-handed before.
877
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,056
Really?
878
00:43:48,561 --> 00:43:49,625
Gary!
879
00:43:49,667 --> 00:43:50,691
- There he is.
- Jerry.
880
00:43:50,733 --> 00:43:52,157
Good to see you. How you doing?
881
00:43:52,199 --> 00:43:53,495
- Good to see you, my friend.
- Good to see you.
882
00:43:53,537 --> 00:43:54,595
- All right.
- Hi, Mioko.
883
00:43:54,637 --> 00:43:55,863
No, no, no. Mioko is gone.
884
00:43:55,905 --> 00:43:58,601
This is my new wife,
Kimiko.
885
00:43:58,643 --> 00:44:00,371
- Hi, Kimiko.
- Pretty as a picture.
886
00:44:00,906 --> 00:44:02,539
Who's this pretty thing?
887
00:44:02,581 --> 00:44:04,542
Uh, this is
my lady friend, Alana.
888
00:44:04,584 --> 00:44:06,439
- How do you do, Alana?
- Business partner.
889
00:44:06,481 --> 00:44:07,540
A pleasure.
890
00:44:07,582 --> 00:44:08,643
Nice to meet you.
891
00:44:10,590 --> 00:44:11,877
Jerry, I want to talk
to you about this,
892
00:44:11,919 --> 00:44:13,044
- by the way.
- Hold up, hold up.
893
00:44:13,086 --> 00:44:15,212
Let's do it right.
Let's sit down
894
00:44:15,254 --> 00:44:17,552
and have something
to drink first, okay?
895
00:44:17,594 --> 00:44:18,653
- Sounds great.
- After you.
896
00:44:18,695 --> 00:44:20,226
Thank you, Jerry.
897
00:44:23,266 --> 00:44:27,997
Oh, Gary, I love you,
and I wanna do anything for you.
898
00:44:28,039 --> 00:44:30,959
But I just don't really think
these fit in my restaurant.
899
00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:32,066
We're Japanese,
900
00:44:32,108 --> 00:44:36,067
and this waterbed business
is strictly American.
901
00:44:36,109 --> 00:44:37,408
Uh, Kimiko,
902
00:44:37,450 --> 00:44:39,784
what you think
of this waterbed?
903
00:44:44,784 --> 00:44:45,922
Mmm-hmm.
904
00:44:46,688 --> 00:44:48,542
What did she just say?
905
00:44:48,584 --> 00:44:51,046
It's hard to tell,
I don't speak Japanese.
906
00:44:51,088 --> 00:44:52,318
Gary, I wanna help,
907
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:56,031
but can I help without putting
these out inside everywhere?
908
00:45:05,134 --> 00:45:06,701
Oh, hey, Alana.
909
00:45:07,972 --> 00:45:09,143
Hey, Frisbee.
910
00:45:10,810 --> 00:45:11,938
You work here?
911
00:45:11,980 --> 00:45:14,643
Unfortunately.
What are you doing?
912
00:45:15,722 --> 00:45:18,338
Helping my friend
with his waterbed business.
913
00:45:18,380 --> 00:45:20,075
- Gary?
- Yeah. You know him?
914
00:45:20,117 --> 00:45:21,551
Yeah, I love that kid.
915
00:45:22,823 --> 00:45:24,323
- You love him?
- Uh-huh.
916
00:45:24,990 --> 00:45:26,087
How do you know him?
917
00:45:26,129 --> 00:45:28,586
He's in here all the time.
He's a friend of Jerry's.
918
00:45:28,628 --> 00:45:29,856
Yeah.
919
00:45:29,898 --> 00:45:31,396
He's cute for a little hustler.
920
00:45:33,498 --> 00:45:36,299
He's also really smart
and a good businessman.
921
00:45:36,341 --> 00:45:38,096
Mmm-hmm.
922
00:45:38,138 --> 00:45:39,976
Hey, you still work
at Tiny Toes?
923
00:45:40,942 --> 00:45:43,144
No, I'm partners with Gary now.
924
00:45:43,844 --> 00:45:46,345
Oh, the "Hand Man."
925
00:45:48,248 --> 00:45:50,080
Did he try and get
a hand job from you?
926
00:45:51,524 --> 00:45:53,882
Yeah, he's asking all the time.
927
00:45:53,924 --> 00:45:56,322
Good. I'll pass
the baton off to you.
928
00:46:01,194 --> 00:46:03,154
Okay, I'll see you
later, Frisbee.
929
00:46:03,196 --> 00:46:05,992
Okay. Say hi
to your sisters for me.
930
00:46:16,712 --> 00:46:22,005
I could describe the sensation
as a soft, spongy, slow-motion trampoline
931
00:46:22,047 --> 00:46:23,146
without the great bounce.
932
00:46:23,188 --> 00:46:24,513
Sexier.
933
00:46:24,555 --> 00:46:25,682
Sexier. Make it sexier.
934
00:46:25,724 --> 00:46:26,782
But there's no...
935
00:46:26,824 --> 00:46:27,849
- Shut up.
- I can't...
936
00:46:27,891 --> 00:46:30,014
There's no floor model
for me to try?
937
00:46:30,056 --> 00:46:31,484
No, but you can get the bed
938
00:46:31,526 --> 00:46:33,347
and if you don't like it,
we can do a money-back guarantee.
939
00:46:33,389 --> 00:46:34,749
Alana, you have to be sexier
940
00:46:34,791 --> 00:46:36,260
- or he's not gonna buy it.
- I think I just wanna
941
00:46:36,302 --> 00:46:37,089
think about it for a while,
then maybe I'll give you a call back.
942
00:46:37,131 --> 00:46:38,328
Don't let him
get off the phone.
943
00:46:38,370 --> 00:46:39,592
What's your name?
944
00:46:39,634 --> 00:46:40,795
Uh, Ted.
945
00:46:41,635 --> 00:46:42,693
Ted.
946
00:46:42,735 --> 00:46:43,863
Yes.
947
00:46:43,905 --> 00:46:46,370
Oh, Ted, I love that name.
948
00:46:46,412 --> 00:46:47,406
Okay...
949
00:46:47,907 --> 00:46:48,997
My name's Alana.
950
00:46:49,039 --> 00:46:50,531
Hi, Alana.
951
00:46:50,573 --> 00:46:52,604
Can I come and install
the bed for you?
952
00:46:52,646 --> 00:46:53,777
What?
953
00:46:53,819 --> 00:46:56,879
I'd lay it down
and show you how it works.
954
00:46:56,921 --> 00:46:59,088
It moves in a similar way
to the ocean...
955
00:47:00,391 --> 00:47:03,044
wet inside.
956
00:47:03,086 --> 00:47:07,386
And it takes some getting used to,
but once you're in there, oh, Ted,
957
00:47:07,428 --> 00:47:10,389
I don't think you're
gonna be asking any questions.
958
00:47:10,431 --> 00:47:12,358
Sounds like you just sold
a waterbed, Alana.
959
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,465
Tell me, what time can you
be over with that bed?
960
00:47:14,507 --> 00:47:17,129
Oh, well. Eager.
961
00:47:17,171 --> 00:47:19,401
I have to wait until
my work is done.
962
00:47:19,443 --> 00:47:20,631
Oh, yeah?
963
00:47:20,673 --> 00:47:25,135
Yeah. I have a mean, old boss
that makes me work all day.
964
00:47:25,177 --> 00:47:28,040
Why don't you tell Fat Bernie you
have work to do and get out of there?
965
00:47:28,082 --> 00:47:31,073
Oh. Fat Bernie is so mean, Ted.
966
00:47:31,115 --> 00:47:32,175
Sounds like it.
967
00:47:32,217 --> 00:47:34,453
He keeps me locked up inside.
968
00:47:35,758 --> 00:47:36,881
But you know what, Ted?
969
00:47:36,923 --> 00:47:37,985
What's that?
970
00:47:38,027 --> 00:47:42,750
I know you're
gonna love our wet beds.
971
00:47:42,792 --> 00:47:44,559
- You know what they come with?
- What's that?
972
00:47:44,601 --> 00:47:46,263
A wood headboard.
973
00:47:46,305 --> 00:47:50,929
And that wood is strong and sticks
straight up against the wall.
974
00:47:50,971 --> 00:47:52,030
That sounds great.
975
00:47:52,072 --> 00:47:53,894
We don't have wood headboards.
976
00:47:53,936 --> 00:47:56,071
I'm gonna hand you off
to my associate, Kirk,
977
00:47:56,113 --> 00:47:58,105
and he's gonna take down
all your information,
978
00:47:58,147 --> 00:48:00,341
and I will be
at your place later, Ted.
979
00:48:00,383 --> 00:48:03,077
Thank you for calling Fat Bernie's.
Have a nice day.
980
00:48:03,119 --> 00:48:04,844
What are you doing?
We don't have beds.
981
00:48:04,886 --> 00:48:05,950
Well, we better get some,
982
00:48:05,992 --> 00:48:08,276
because water in a plastic bag
is a water balloon.
983
00:48:08,318 --> 00:48:09,412
With a frame, it's a bed.
984
00:48:09,454 --> 00:48:11,015
Let's just go
to Northridge Lumber,
985
00:48:11,057 --> 00:48:12,690
- they have real good...
- I wrote good dialogue. You're improvising too much.
986
00:48:12,732 --> 00:48:14,057
You told me
to make it more sexy.
987
00:48:14,099 --> 00:48:16,026
I told you to make it
more sexy, I didn't tell you,
988
00:48:16,068 --> 00:48:17,752
"Go over to the guy's house
and get in his bed."
989
00:48:17,794 --> 00:48:20,688
I told you I'm a good actress,
Gary. I told you.
990
00:48:20,730 --> 00:48:22,296
Don't tell me to make it
more sexy, man.
991
00:48:22,338 --> 00:48:25,936
If you want it more sexy,
I'll make it fucking horny.
992
00:48:25,978 --> 00:48:30,474
We just have our own
dreams and ideas.
993
00:48:30,516 --> 00:48:31,702
And so we'll just...
994
00:48:31,744 --> 00:48:35,111
So, just say yes.
To whatever she asks you, just say yes.
995
00:48:35,153 --> 00:48:37,440
Let's say, if she asks you
if you can sing, say yes.
996
00:48:37,482 --> 00:48:39,143
If she asks if you can dance,
say yes.
997
00:48:39,185 --> 00:48:40,375
I can sing, and I can dance.
998
00:48:40,417 --> 00:48:42,984
No, I know. I know. I know.
999
00:48:43,026 --> 00:48:44,979
I'm just saying that
if she asks you
1000
00:48:45,021 --> 00:48:47,325
if you can do something that
you might not know how to do,
1001
00:48:47,367 --> 00:48:48,453
just say yes.
1002
00:48:48,495 --> 00:48:49,988
Because you can always
learn how to do something
1003
00:48:50,030 --> 00:48:51,365
once you get the part.
1004
00:48:53,037 --> 00:48:55,623
So just say yes
to whatever she asks.
1005
00:48:55,665 --> 00:48:57,330
Whatever she asks,
just say yes.
1006
00:48:57,372 --> 00:48:58,731
- Just say yes, just say yes...
- Okay, I got it.
1007
00:48:58,773 --> 00:48:59,769
Okay.
1008
00:49:00,371 --> 00:49:02,112
- Hi, Janice.
- Hi, Gary.
1009
00:49:03,175 --> 00:49:05,049
- Mary.
- Oh, darling.
1010
00:49:08,349 --> 00:49:12,114
So, Gary tells me
that you've been studying
1011
00:49:12,156 --> 00:49:14,274
at Everywoman's Village
with Milton Farmer.
1012
00:49:14,316 --> 00:49:15,610
Yes.
1013
00:49:15,652 --> 00:49:17,686
I love his work
with young actors.
1014
00:49:17,728 --> 00:49:20,116
He is a miracle worker.
1015
00:49:25,395 --> 00:49:27,203
You have a warm smile,
1016
00:49:28,233 --> 00:49:31,471
which is very powerful.
1017
00:49:33,241 --> 00:49:36,509
And you have
a very Jewish nose,
1018
00:49:37,674 --> 00:49:40,701
which is becoming
very fashionable.
1019
00:49:40,743 --> 00:49:43,040
I am getting
a lot more requests
1020
00:49:43,082 --> 00:49:44,253
for Jewish girls.
1021
00:49:45,053 --> 00:49:46,648
Really? That's great.
1022
00:49:53,926 --> 00:49:54,923
No.
1023
00:50:00,273 --> 00:50:01,369
No.
1024
00:50:09,711 --> 00:50:11,214
No.
1025
00:50:15,620 --> 00:50:17,121
Love to Tatum.
1026
00:50:18,755 --> 00:50:20,212
Are you athletic?
1027
00:50:20,254 --> 00:50:21,879
You seem to have
a very firm body.
1028
00:50:21,921 --> 00:50:22,985
Yes.
1029
00:50:23,027 --> 00:50:25,355
Do you know
how to horseback ride?
1030
00:50:25,397 --> 00:50:26,923
Yes.
1031
00:50:26,965 --> 00:50:28,957
Uh, do you know
how to do fencing?
1032
00:50:29,392 --> 00:50:30,464
Yes, I can fence.
1033
00:50:32,297 --> 00:50:34,059
- Basketball?
- Yes.
1034
00:50:34,101 --> 00:50:35,389
- Baseball?
- Yes.
1035
00:50:35,431 --> 00:50:36,932
- Soccer?
- Yes.
1036
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:42,938
Any other sports or special
skills that I should know about?
1037
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,281
I studied Krav Maga.
1038
00:50:47,419 --> 00:50:50,774
Well, I don't know what that is.
What is "Quick Draw McGraw"?
1039
00:50:50,816 --> 00:50:53,942
It's martial arts from Israel.
It's used in combat.
1040
00:50:53,984 --> 00:50:56,622
My dad was in the Israeli Army.
We all know it.
1041
00:50:58,755 --> 00:51:03,921
So it's a form of karate,
let's say?
1042
00:51:03,963 --> 00:51:06,632
It's more like, "How to use a
pen to stab someone's eye out."
1043
00:51:10,768 --> 00:51:13,001
You're a goddamn
fucking fighter, aren't you?
1044
00:51:13,435 --> 00:51:14,607
I like that.
1045
00:51:16,175 --> 00:51:17,511
I can see that.
1046
00:51:18,843 --> 00:51:23,142
You come here
trying to be all pretty for me,
1047
00:51:23,184 --> 00:51:25,354
but really, you remind me...
1048
00:51:28,185 --> 00:51:29,820
of a dog.
1049
00:51:30,488 --> 00:51:33,824
Of an English pit bull dog...
1050
00:51:35,326 --> 00:51:37,366
with sex appeal...
1051
00:51:37,997 --> 00:51:39,632
and...
1052
00:51:41,333 --> 00:51:43,666
a very Jewish nose.
1053
00:51:47,144 --> 00:51:49,001
Do you know
any other languages?
1054
00:51:49,043 --> 00:51:50,346
Besides English?
1055
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:51,733
Hebrew.
1056
00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:55,172
- Besides Hebrew.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
1057
00:51:55,214 --> 00:51:56,715
Um... Spanish...
1058
00:51:57,314 --> 00:51:58,321
Oh.
1059
00:51:58,985 --> 00:52:00,177
French...
1060
00:52:00,219 --> 00:52:01,225
Mmm-hmm.
1061
00:52:03,055 --> 00:52:04,327
Latin...
1062
00:52:07,831 --> 00:52:08,958
And Portuguese.
1063
00:52:12,801 --> 00:52:13,798
Bueno.
1064
00:52:16,742 --> 00:52:18,165
Fantastico.
1065
00:52:22,842 --> 00:52:24,474
Would you
be willing to work topless?
1066
00:52:24,516 --> 00:52:25,513
Yes.
1067
00:52:26,848 --> 00:52:27,845
No.
1068
00:52:31,413 --> 00:52:35,754
You will lose out on work if
you're not willing to do nudity.
1069
00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:40,217
So you'd be naked in a movie,
but you wouldn't make out with me?
1070
00:52:40,259 --> 00:52:42,885
You'd show the whole world your
boobs, but I'm not allowed to see?
1071
00:52:42,927 --> 00:52:44,159
You told me to say yes
to everything, remember?
1072
00:52:44,201 --> 00:52:45,325
I told you to say no
to that, Alana.
1073
00:52:45,367 --> 00:52:46,892
Well, I didn't know
what to say.
1074
00:52:46,934 --> 00:52:48,096
Say "no!"
1075
00:52:49,770 --> 00:52:52,631
I would get naked in a movie
if it gave me the part.
1076
00:52:52,673 --> 00:52:54,398
Actresses get naked in movies
all the time.
1077
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:55,631
What's wrong with that, Gary?
1078
00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:56,799
Because there's too much nudity
1079
00:52:56,841 --> 00:52:58,406
- in pictures right now.
- Oh, come on.
1080
00:52:58,448 --> 00:53:00,811
And you're my friend.
We're friends, Alana.
1081
00:53:00,853 --> 00:53:02,205
And you'd do it in a movie,
1082
00:53:02,247 --> 00:53:04,677
you'd show your boobs in a movie
but you wouldn't show them to me!
1083
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:07,476
Why won't you ask someone
your age to see their boobs?
1084
00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:08,622
Because I'm asking you!
1085
00:53:43,656 --> 00:53:45,214
Do you really wanna
see my boobs?
1086
00:53:45,256 --> 00:53:46,330
Yes.
1087
00:53:48,991 --> 00:53:50,994
- Where's Greg?
- He's in his room.
1088
00:54:10,184 --> 00:54:11,454
Can I touch them?
1089
00:54:13,449 --> 00:54:14,523
No.
1090
00:54:16,256 --> 00:54:19,594
If you ever say anything to anyone,
I'm never speaking to you ever again.
1091
00:54:20,789 --> 00:54:22,289
I'll see you tomorrow.
1092
00:54:34,110 --> 00:54:37,271
Do you think it's weird I hang out
with Gary and his friends all the time?
1093
00:54:43,380 --> 00:54:44,388
No.
1094
00:54:48,894 --> 00:54:50,152
I think it's weird.
1095
00:54:56,893 --> 00:54:58,963
It is whatever you think it is.
1096
00:55:03,066 --> 00:55:04,697
I think it's weird
that I hang out with Gary
1097
00:55:04,739 --> 00:55:06,905
and his 15-year-old friends all
the time.
1098
00:55:13,651 --> 00:55:16,079
A public
service from Earth Limited.
1099
00:55:22,586 --> 00:55:23,712
Are you happy?
1100
00:55:23,754 --> 00:55:26,451
Yes, I'm happy. Are you happy?
1101
00:55:26,493 --> 00:55:27,957
If you're happy, I'm happy.
1102
00:55:27,999 --> 00:55:29,793
Of course, I'm happy!
1103
00:55:29,835 --> 00:55:31,551
You look so great.
1104
00:55:31,593 --> 00:55:32,667
Really?
1105
00:55:33,773 --> 00:55:35,098
Wow.
1106
00:55:42,345 --> 00:55:44,138
The best kind of vinyl.
1107
00:55:44,180 --> 00:55:45,799
Like, "Land-ho..."
1108
00:55:45,841 --> 00:55:46,901
as it says on the sign.
1109
00:55:46,943 --> 00:55:48,003
It says "Land ho!" right there.
1110
00:55:48,045 --> 00:55:49,245
- You can float away on it.
- Riverboat.
1111
00:55:49,287 --> 00:55:50,346
Great for your back
and your neck.
1112
00:55:50,388 --> 00:55:51,511
And you could just
float away on a boat.
1113
00:55:51,553 --> 00:55:52,574
Right on your back,
or right here.
1114
00:55:52,616 --> 00:55:53,681
And Arabian vinyl
1115
00:55:53,723 --> 00:55:55,075
- is the best kind of vinyl.
- It's the best kind.
1116
00:55:55,117 --> 00:55:57,151
Nothing will puncture.
We tested it.
1117
00:55:57,193 --> 00:55:58,383
We tested it under, like,
1118
00:55:58,425 --> 00:56:00,352
the worst conditions.
1119
00:56:00,394 --> 00:56:02,184
This is our "Big Bernie."
1120
00:56:02,226 --> 00:56:04,924
- It's the "Serious Sleeper."
- That right? Mmm-hmm.
1121
00:56:04,966 --> 00:56:08,766
Um... "It's the classic design
copied by all the others."
1122
00:56:08,808 --> 00:56:10,199
Guys, calm down.
1123
00:56:10,241 --> 00:56:12,096
Don't wrestle on the bed, okay?
1124
00:56:12,138 --> 00:56:14,200
I know she likes the bean bag,
but you need the Big Bernie.
1125
00:56:14,242 --> 00:56:15,644
Deanna.
1126
00:56:19,578 --> 00:56:20,814
You stop! Shut up!
1127
00:56:25,484 --> 00:56:27,280
Sue Pomerantz.
1128
00:56:27,322 --> 00:56:28,886
Gary Valentine.
1129
00:56:30,986 --> 00:56:33,789
This is our "Arabian Night,"
1130
00:56:33,831 --> 00:56:38,055
our highest-end model, and also
made from 100% Arabian vinyl.
1131
00:56:38,097 --> 00:56:40,861
This is Fat Bernie's
personal king-size mattress.
1132
00:56:40,903 --> 00:56:44,629
He has the heater, the
headboard, the side ashtrays,
1133
00:56:44,671 --> 00:56:46,798
- and the lamp fixtures.
- Hmm.
1134
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:48,898
And what happens
if Fat Bernie falls asleep
1135
00:56:48,940 --> 00:56:50,567
while he's smoking
in his waterbed?
1136
00:56:50,609 --> 00:56:52,139
That is a great question.
1137
00:56:52,181 --> 00:56:55,474
Actually, the water is too cold to
allow the cigarette to burn through.
1138
00:56:55,516 --> 00:56:56,979
- Oh, that's smart.
- Uh-huh.
1139
00:56:57,021 --> 00:56:58,175
So, it's cold?
1140
00:56:58,217 --> 00:57:00,814
Well, in the summer, it is,
and in the winter, it isn't.
1141
00:57:00,856 --> 00:57:03,549
Let me take you over here,
"Land Ho, The Riverboat,"
1142
00:57:03,591 --> 00:57:05,079
made with, also, Arabian vinyl.
1143
00:57:05,121 --> 00:57:06,587
Hi, welcome
to Fat Bernie's.
1144
00:57:06,629 --> 00:57:08,796
Don't forget to sit
in the bean bag chair.
1145
00:57:09,863 --> 00:57:12,426
Fat Bernie's waterbeds,
bean bag chairs.
1146
00:57:13,204 --> 00:57:15,033
Hi, welcome to Fat Bernie's.
1147
00:57:15,774 --> 00:57:16,771
Hi.
1148
00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:18,893
Welcome to Fat Bernie's.
1149
00:57:18,935 --> 00:57:20,503
These are UL approved.
1150
00:57:20,545 --> 00:57:21,995
And if they say you can do it,
you can do it.
1151
00:57:22,037 --> 00:57:24,735
Hi. And who is this, Gary?
1152
00:57:24,777 --> 00:57:28,001
Gary. Hi. I'm the manager here.
1153
00:57:28,043 --> 00:57:29,177
- I'm Alana.
- Mmm.
1154
00:57:29,219 --> 00:57:31,410
Alana, Sue. Sue, Alana.
1155
00:57:31,452 --> 00:57:32,477
- Hi.
- Hello,
1156
00:57:32,519 --> 00:57:33,845
it's nice to meet you.
1157
00:57:33,887 --> 00:57:35,685
Hey, Gary, can I steal you
for a second?
1158
00:57:35,727 --> 00:57:38,781
I just wanna see how you want
these orders written out.
1159
00:57:38,823 --> 00:57:40,025
I'll be right there.
1160
00:57:41,157 --> 00:57:42,592
Well, I really need
to know soon,
1161
00:57:42,634 --> 00:57:44,825
because I really want
the paperwork to be correct.
1162
00:57:44,867 --> 00:57:46,854
We don't wanna get it wrong
on the first day, do we?
1163
00:57:46,896 --> 00:57:48,033
I'll be right there.
1164
00:57:52,836 --> 00:57:54,036
Is everything okay?
1165
00:57:54,078 --> 00:57:55,434
Yes, of course.
1166
00:57:55,476 --> 00:57:56,502
Is that your girlfriend?
1167
00:57:56,544 --> 00:57:57,703
No, that is not my girlfriend.
1168
00:57:57,745 --> 00:57:59,637
Does it seem like
she's my girlfriend?
1169
00:57:59,679 --> 00:58:00,683
Kind of.
1170
00:58:01,316 --> 00:58:02,705
No. I mean...
1171
00:58:02,747 --> 00:58:04,213
No. She works for me.
1172
00:58:04,255 --> 00:58:05,615
She used to be my babysitter.
1173
00:58:05,657 --> 00:58:06,874
Now, I'm gonna take you
over here. This is the...
1174
00:58:33,714 --> 00:58:35,014
I'm so high.
1175
00:58:35,714 --> 00:58:37,621
Kirk got me stoned.
1176
00:58:39,891 --> 00:58:40,908
Okay...
1177
00:58:40,950 --> 00:58:42,843
I'm very happy, Gary.
1178
00:58:42,885 --> 00:58:43,921
Mmm-hmm.
1179
00:58:43,963 --> 00:58:46,422
Congratulations.
1180
00:58:46,464 --> 00:58:48,248
We did this together,
didn't we?
1181
00:58:48,290 --> 00:58:50,422
- Uh-huh. We did. Okay.
- We did it.
1182
00:58:50,464 --> 00:58:51,800
Are you happy?
1183
01:00:59,693 --> 01:01:00,731
Oh, shit.
1184
01:01:01,696 --> 01:01:04,163
Hey, come back, toots.
1185
01:01:08,364 --> 01:01:09,866
Sunday Night Movie
1186
01:01:09,908 --> 01:01:12,225
presents some of the most
outstanding feature films
1187
01:01:12,267 --> 01:01:13,962
in motion picture history.
1188
01:01:14,004 --> 01:01:16,780
Excuse me. What the fuck?
1189
01:01:24,453 --> 01:01:25,872
Alana.
1190
01:01:25,914 --> 01:01:29,418
You know, Rainbow,
you're a complete mystery to me.
1191
01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:31,878
I don't know a word about you.
1192
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:34,883
I don't know who your friends
are, if you've got parents...
1193
01:01:34,925 --> 01:01:35,988
Alana!
1194
01:01:36,030 --> 01:01:37,526
...if you're in
some kind of trouble...
1195
01:01:39,536 --> 01:01:41,035
You can tell me, you know.
1196
01:01:42,567 --> 01:01:44,775
There's
no mystery here, Frankie.
1197
01:01:46,645 --> 01:01:49,770
I come from
Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
1198
01:01:49,812 --> 01:01:51,769
I know,
I've heard all the jokes.
1199
01:01:51,811 --> 01:01:53,377
I didn't say a word.
1200
01:01:53,977 --> 01:01:55,842
It gets better.
1201
01:01:55,884 --> 01:01:57,206
You have to
pass through "Faithful"
1202
01:01:57,248 --> 01:01:58,879
to get there.
1203
01:01:58,921 --> 01:02:01,216
That must be quite
some cross to bear.
1204
01:02:04,329 --> 01:02:07,617
My parents are dead.
1205
01:02:07,659 --> 01:02:11,459
They were killed in an automobile
accident five years ago.
1206
01:02:11,501 --> 01:02:14,225
They were nice people.
1207
01:02:14,267 --> 01:02:16,939
Nothing really happens
in Intercourse, you know.
1208
01:02:18,137 --> 01:02:20,629
So as soon as
I graduated high school,
1209
01:02:20,671 --> 01:02:24,573
I grabbed my bag and my guitar,
and I came to California.
1210
01:02:27,351 --> 01:02:29,206
And, cut-a-rooski.
1211
01:02:29,248 --> 01:02:31,822
- That was wonderful.
- Thank you, Alana.
1212
01:02:32,757 --> 01:02:34,616
This says you know
how to ride a horse.
1213
01:02:34,983 --> 01:02:36,484
Yes.
1214
01:02:36,526 --> 01:02:38,191
And you speak Portuguese.
1215
01:02:38,921 --> 01:02:39,952
Mmm-hmm.
1216
01:02:39,994 --> 01:02:42,922
Rainbow loves horses
and archery.
1217
01:02:42,964 --> 01:02:44,995
That's a subplot
we've been developing.
1218
01:02:45,037 --> 01:02:47,729
We would wanna make sure that
actresses under consideration
1219
01:02:47,771 --> 01:02:49,893
are capable
of doing these things.
1220
01:02:49,935 --> 01:02:51,303
Yes, I can do both.
1221
01:02:53,107 --> 01:02:55,839
Thank you, Alana.
Thank you for coming.
1222
01:02:55,881 --> 01:02:58,340
I feel like I've been with
Rainbow for 10 minutes,
1223
01:02:58,382 --> 01:02:59,542
don't you, Jack?
1224
01:03:00,482 --> 01:03:01,544
Absolutely.
1225
01:03:02,443 --> 01:03:03,986
Thank you, Mr. Holden.
1226
01:03:08,226 --> 01:03:09,453
You know...
1227
01:03:10,395 --> 01:03:13,556
you remind me of Grace.
1228
01:03:16,959 --> 01:03:18,066
Kelly?
1229
01:03:30,982 --> 01:03:33,101
Mr. Holden,
1230
01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:34,676
another martini, sir?
1231
01:03:35,143 --> 01:03:36,183
Yes, please.
1232
01:03:36,748 --> 01:03:37,811
Another?
1233
01:03:38,222 --> 01:03:39,880
Sure.
1234
01:03:39,922 --> 01:03:42,178
- Make it three.
- Okay.
1235
01:03:42,220 --> 01:03:44,752
I've never had
a martini before.
1236
01:03:45,495 --> 01:03:47,029
They're good.
1237
01:03:50,499 --> 01:03:51,759
The jungle.
1238
01:03:53,032 --> 01:03:54,696
That's where I'm most myself.
1239
01:03:56,275 --> 01:03:57,534
Not this jungle.
1240
01:03:59,034 --> 01:04:00,042
Africa.
1241
01:04:01,346 --> 01:04:04,734
Oh. Yes, Africa.
1242
01:04:04,776 --> 01:04:09,282
I saw two of my best Black
friends beheaded in the Congo.
1243
01:04:10,449 --> 01:04:13,682
I'll tell you intimacies
I've shared with no one.
1244
01:04:17,025 --> 01:04:19,622
But don't ask me
about Kuala Lumpur.
1245
01:04:22,730 --> 01:04:24,132
Is this lines
1246
01:04:24,963 --> 01:04:26,695
or is this real?
1247
01:04:29,807 --> 01:04:31,799
You're such
a delicate creature.
1248
01:04:33,477 --> 01:04:35,209
You are Rainbow.
1249
01:04:36,380 --> 01:04:38,099
I'm Jewish.
1250
01:04:40,143 --> 01:04:41,710
What's funny?
1251
01:04:44,412 --> 01:04:46,240
It's true.
1252
01:04:46,282 --> 01:04:49,157
Is that Rex damn Blau?
1253
01:04:49,757 --> 01:04:51,048
Who said Blau?
1254
01:04:51,090 --> 01:04:53,656
Right over here. Blau!
1255
01:04:55,959 --> 01:04:57,085
Jack!
1256
01:04:57,127 --> 01:04:58,221
Wait till you meet
1257
01:04:58,263 --> 01:05:00,191
this character.
1258
01:05:00,233 --> 01:05:04,131
Jack goddamn Holden. Bang.
1259
01:05:04,173 --> 01:05:07,469
You son of a bitch from hell,
get over here.
1260
01:05:07,511 --> 01:05:09,802
You shiny, golden,
1261
01:05:09,844 --> 01:05:13,373
tall, inexpensive prick.
1262
01:05:13,415 --> 01:05:15,874
- My goodness.
- It's so good to see you.
1263
01:05:15,916 --> 01:05:17,206
There is God's...
1264
01:05:20,355 --> 01:05:22,248
Think of any six
numbers, I can guess them.
1265
01:05:22,290 --> 01:05:23,651
- Okay.
- I can guess them. All right.
1266
01:05:23,693 --> 01:05:24,883
- Okay.
- You're thinking
1267
01:05:24,925 --> 01:05:28,589
six, three, four, five.
1268
01:05:28,631 --> 01:05:29,925
- Hey.
- Henri!
1269
01:05:29,967 --> 01:05:31,225
- Always happy to see you.
- Good to see you.
1270
01:05:31,267 --> 01:05:32,562
- Good to see you as well.
- Yeah, are you staying?
1271
01:05:32,604 --> 01:05:34,556
I'm great, yes. Of course.
1272
01:05:34,598 --> 01:05:36,699
Hey. We can always do
take-out tonight.
1273
01:05:37,939 --> 01:05:38,962
- He looks around.
- No way.
1274
01:05:39,004 --> 01:05:40,043
He's all scruffy.
1275
01:05:41,870 --> 01:05:44,841
Interesting development
to the plot, Henri.
1276
01:05:44,883 --> 01:05:47,400
Well, let's not have
any trouble, please.
1277
01:05:47,442 --> 01:05:48,669
No trouble, no trouble.
1278
01:05:48,711 --> 01:05:49,973
This is Tail o' the Cock,
this is my place.
1279
01:05:50,015 --> 01:05:51,276
Yes, I'm staying.
1280
01:05:51,318 --> 01:05:52,982
It's a table for four, please.
Table 38?
1281
01:05:53,024 --> 01:05:54,916
Well, tonight you might want
a different table.
1282
01:05:54,958 --> 01:05:56,343
- What do you think?
- Table 38, Henri.
1283
01:05:56,385 --> 01:05:57,983
With direct sight lines.
1284
01:05:58,025 --> 01:06:00,954
Direct sight lines, huh? Okay.
1285
01:06:07,033 --> 01:06:08,764
Oh, no.
1286
01:06:08,806 --> 01:06:11,140
Full of gas
on the railroad.
1287
01:06:12,734 --> 01:06:15,695
Now, you know what
I'd like to say...
1288
01:06:15,737 --> 01:06:17,540
Have you ever seen him
on a bike?
1289
01:06:17,582 --> 01:06:18,868
I see it spin.
1290
01:06:18,910 --> 01:06:20,268
Good.
1291
01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:21,977
I know you know I knew
1292
01:06:22,019 --> 01:06:24,879
- and know I do.
- No. Yeah, well...
1293
01:06:24,921 --> 01:06:26,614
I'm patient. I'm a patient man.
1294
01:06:26,656 --> 01:06:28,546
The hell you are.
1295
01:06:28,588 --> 01:06:30,545
There is this kind of
a biblical feeling...
1296
01:06:30,587 --> 01:06:31,711
Yeah, but...
It's just not.
1297
01:06:31,753 --> 01:06:33,349
Someone
will be right over.
1298
01:06:33,391 --> 01:06:34,880
- Thank you, Henri.
- Thank you.
1299
01:06:34,922 --> 01:06:36,391
Watch, you gotta watch him.
1300
01:06:36,433 --> 01:06:37,486
Oh, yeah.
1301
01:06:37,528 --> 01:06:39,560
Oh, no.
Whatever it isn't.
1302
01:06:39,602 --> 01:06:40,824
Jack,
1303
01:06:40,866 --> 01:06:43,466
you know what I got out there
in the parking lot right now?
1304
01:06:45,402 --> 01:06:46,604
- Right on.
- Mmm.
1305
01:06:47,235 --> 01:06:49,001
650cc.
1306
01:06:49,043 --> 01:06:52,031
No, no. You mischievous man.
1307
01:06:52,073 --> 01:06:55,448
A full desert sled.
It's out there for you, Jack.
1308
01:06:55,950 --> 01:06:57,981
It's built for you.
1309
01:06:58,023 --> 01:06:59,906
- I'm seeing it spin now.
- It's spinning.
1310
01:06:59,948 --> 01:07:02,785
I know it's spinning,
and it's gotta spin back.
1311
01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:04,921
Come on,
you know you want it.
1312
01:07:04,963 --> 01:07:06,756
- No.
- You know you need it.
1313
01:07:07,290 --> 01:07:08,419
Oh, yeah, you do.
1314
01:07:08,461 --> 01:07:10,583
- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, yeah, you bet.
1315
01:07:10,625 --> 01:07:12,421
Gary, Gary, Gary, I see Alana.
1316
01:07:12,463 --> 01:07:15,161
Kirk,
assassin's focus.
1317
01:07:15,203 --> 01:07:17,099
Gritted teeth
and fixed bayonets.
1318
01:07:25,608 --> 01:07:26,842
- Armand!
- Okay. Bastard.
1319
01:07:26,884 --> 01:07:27,937
What are you guys
talking about?
1320
01:07:27,979 --> 01:07:29,369
Bastard.
1321
01:07:29,411 --> 01:07:31,042
What are we doing?
1322
01:07:31,084 --> 01:07:32,412
Yes, Mr. Rex?
1323
01:07:32,454 --> 01:07:35,443
Armand, I need three
wing-back chairs from the bar,
1324
01:07:35,485 --> 01:07:36,711
I need a bottle of Everclear,
1325
01:07:36,753 --> 01:07:39,087
I need plenty of grease
from the kitchen.
1326
01:07:39,129 --> 01:07:41,221
And I want you to meet me
on the eighth hole
1327
01:07:41,263 --> 01:07:44,955
by the sand trap,
dos minutos. Pronto.
1328
01:07:44,997 --> 01:07:46,354
Apurarse.
1329
01:07:46,396 --> 01:07:48,123
We're burning daylight!
1330
01:07:50,306 --> 01:07:53,671
I gotta do some prep.
I'll see you kids later.
1331
01:08:02,678 --> 01:08:04,814
Did you see No Time for Honor?
1332
01:08:04,856 --> 01:08:06,147
- With Jack Holden?
- Yeah.
1333
01:08:06,189 --> 01:08:07,815
Do you guys
wanna order martinis?
1334
01:08:07,857 --> 01:08:09,644
I can get us martinis.
1335
01:08:09,686 --> 01:08:11,458
I'll get us
four martinis right now.
1336
01:08:13,022 --> 01:08:16,423
"The Bridges span a narrow gap
between two targets.
1337
01:08:16,465 --> 01:08:20,096
They're the most important
targets in all of Korea.
1338
01:08:20,138 --> 01:08:22,832
Consequently,
they're fortified accordingly.
1339
01:08:24,274 --> 01:08:26,998
Although we're only over
the targets 30 seconds,
1340
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:28,442
it's a lifetime."
1341
01:08:30,044 --> 01:08:31,841
We're going to Korea?
1342
01:08:33,344 --> 01:08:35,304
I don't understand.
1343
01:08:35,346 --> 01:08:36,910
But I'm sexy, right?
1344
01:08:36,952 --> 01:08:39,806
"Every gun imaginable
1345
01:08:39,848 --> 01:08:41,774
is hidden in those mountainsides.
1346
01:08:41,816 --> 01:08:44,178
And the men behind the guns..."
1347
01:08:44,220 --> 01:08:45,316
Mmm-hmm.
1348
01:08:45,358 --> 01:08:47,316
"They know where
we're coming from
1349
01:08:47,358 --> 01:08:48,792
and where we're headed.
1350
01:08:50,364 --> 01:08:52,587
We're gonna fly
right between them.
1351
01:08:52,629 --> 01:08:55,831
We're gonna fly
low and straight
1352
01:08:55,873 --> 01:08:58,658
with no element of surprise.
1353
01:08:58,700 --> 01:09:00,540
And they're just sitting there
1354
01:09:01,173 --> 01:09:02,674
waiting for us,
1355
01:09:03,472 --> 01:09:04,907
hoping we'll come.
1356
01:09:09,076 --> 01:09:13,442
Those are the Bridges
of Toko-San, Nancy."
1357
01:09:13,484 --> 01:09:15,212
Ladies and gentlemen,
1358
01:09:15,254 --> 01:09:17,445
good people of The Cock,
1359
01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:19,282
put that dinner down.
1360
01:09:19,324 --> 01:09:21,856
That salad can wait.
1361
01:09:21,898 --> 01:09:25,319
Let that steak get cold.
1362
01:09:25,361 --> 01:09:30,129
'Cause tonight, we have a man who
needs no introduction, really.
1363
01:09:30,171 --> 01:09:32,297
His name is Mr. Jack Holden.
1364
01:09:37,078 --> 01:09:38,205
That's right.
1365
01:09:38,247 --> 01:09:41,144
And if you've seen
his pictures,
1366
01:09:41,186 --> 01:09:44,508
then you know
that every goddamn one of them
1367
01:09:44,550 --> 01:09:47,376
has got Jack riding
a motorcycle,
1368
01:09:47,418 --> 01:09:49,512
as if it's the only way
1369
01:09:49,554 --> 01:09:51,484
to travel.
1370
01:09:51,526 --> 01:09:55,218
Whether he's in the jungle,
or he's in Manila,
1371
01:09:55,260 --> 01:09:57,222
or he's in Paris,
1372
01:09:57,264 --> 01:10:00,392
or if he's in Rio de Janeiro.
1373
01:10:00,434 --> 01:10:03,358
They don't have taxis
in the desert.
1374
01:10:04,875 --> 01:10:05,935
Thank you, Jack.
1375
01:10:07,075 --> 01:10:08,864
And for those of you
1376
01:10:08,906 --> 01:10:12,732
who perhaps may have seen
a little film called,
1377
01:10:12,774 --> 01:10:15,339
The Bridges of Toko-San...
1378
01:10:15,381 --> 01:10:16,748
Yeah.
1379
01:10:18,589 --> 01:10:19,586
Kirk.
1380
01:10:20,889 --> 01:10:22,016
Jack
1381
01:10:22,058 --> 01:10:26,717
and the beautiful Grace Kelly.
1382
01:10:26,759 --> 01:10:31,059
Well, tonight, you're lucky,
'cause tonight,
1383
01:10:32,170 --> 01:10:35,569
we bring Toko-San
right here to Encino.
1384
01:10:39,009 --> 01:10:40,935
That's right. That's right.
1385
01:10:40,977 --> 01:10:42,733
Thank you. Thank you.
1386
01:10:42,775 --> 01:10:46,103
On your feet now,
follow me to the eighth hole.
1387
01:10:46,145 --> 01:10:47,482
Here we go.
1388
01:10:49,987 --> 01:10:51,486
Would you mind to play Grace?
1389
01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:54,775
Jack, I don't know
how to ride a motorcycle.
1390
01:10:54,817 --> 01:10:56,755
You just have to hold on tight.
1391
01:10:57,926 --> 01:10:59,451
Let's ride.
1392
01:10:59,493 --> 01:11:02,596
That's my Rainbow.
Rainbow rides.
1393
01:11:03,858 --> 01:11:07,787
Fire up those torches! Now!
1394
01:11:07,829 --> 01:11:10,327
Hold on, people. Single file.
1395
01:11:10,369 --> 01:11:13,765
Single file. There we go.
1396
01:11:13,807 --> 01:11:18,172
Okay. Right along the ridge.
Right along the ridge.
1397
01:11:18,883 --> 01:11:20,469
Thank you, good people.
1398
01:11:22,613 --> 01:11:23,640
Okay, Armand,
1399
01:11:23,682 --> 01:11:25,619
will you handle
that crowd for me?
1400
01:11:25,986 --> 01:11:27,049
Okay.
1401
01:11:28,325 --> 01:11:33,612
All right, people.
I need some more flame.
1402
01:11:33,654 --> 01:11:35,123
More flame.
1403
01:11:38,295 --> 01:11:39,699
God.
1404
01:11:40,862 --> 01:11:43,162
It's a great night for a jump.
1405
01:11:49,343 --> 01:11:51,132
I can't believe it!
1406
01:11:51,174 --> 01:11:52,208
He came here.
He's definitely gonna do it.
1407
01:11:52,250 --> 01:11:53,603
I can't wait
to see this shit.
1408
01:11:53,645 --> 01:11:54,813
Oh,
he's gonna do it.
1409
01:12:15,102 --> 01:12:16,406
All right.
1410
01:12:17,868 --> 01:12:20,366
Can I have some quiet
on the set?
1411
01:12:21,537 --> 01:12:22,610
Roll sound.
1412
01:12:23,881 --> 01:12:25,272
Roll camera A.
1413
01:12:25,850 --> 01:12:27,450
Roll camera B.
1414
01:12:28,512 --> 01:12:30,915
Okay. Mark it.
1415
01:12:35,090 --> 01:12:36,789
Action, Jack.
1416
01:12:41,563 --> 01:12:44,390
Do you even remember
what my real name is?
1417
01:12:45,595 --> 01:12:48,064
Whoa.
1418
01:12:55,971 --> 01:12:58,371
Keep your gas.
Attaboy. Attaboy.
1419
01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:04,916
Looks like he's coming in hot.
1420
01:13:06,088 --> 01:13:09,459
I'm coming, Nancy!
1421
01:13:10,992 --> 01:13:12,052
Yeah!
1422
01:13:21,765 --> 01:13:23,228
I fucked up Danielle's guitar.
1423
01:13:23,270 --> 01:13:24,528
Are you okay?
1424
01:13:24,570 --> 01:13:26,674
I fucked up Danielle's guitar.
1425
01:13:28,977 --> 01:13:30,744
Oh, man.
1426
01:13:36,679 --> 01:13:38,276
I'm all right!
1427
01:13:45,923 --> 01:13:48,490
Toko-San! Toko-San!
1428
01:13:48,532 --> 01:13:51,993
Toko-San! Toko-San!
Toko-San! Toko-San!
1429
01:13:54,863 --> 01:13:57,133
This man needs a drink!
1430
01:13:57,175 --> 01:13:59,224
- To the Cock!
- To the Cock!
1431
01:14:01,969 --> 01:14:04,499
Toko-San! Toko-San!
1432
01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:06,274
Toko-San!
1433
01:14:11,055 --> 01:14:13,940
Toko-San! Toko-San!
1434
01:16:13,243 --> 01:16:16,029
...decided to
use their oil as a political weapon.
1435
01:16:16,071 --> 01:16:18,139
They will reduce oil production
1436
01:16:18,181 --> 01:16:19,808
by 5% a month
1437
01:16:19,850 --> 01:16:23,073
until the Israelis withdraw
from occupied territory.
1438
01:16:23,115 --> 01:16:24,743
If the Arab countries
keep that pledge,
1439
01:16:24,785 --> 01:16:26,875
it would reduce
their production
1440
01:16:26,917 --> 01:16:29,576
by almost 50% in one year.
1441
01:16:29,618 --> 01:16:31,112
According
to some of our leaders,
1442
01:16:31,154 --> 01:16:33,986
as the Arab
oil embargo continues,
1443
01:16:34,028 --> 01:16:36,484
the situation will become
increasingly worse
1444
01:16:36,526 --> 01:16:40,123
and we may be forced into
a gas rationing program.
1445
01:16:40,165 --> 01:16:41,291
The immediate shortage
1446
01:16:41,333 --> 01:16:44,228
will affect the lives
of each and every one of us.
1447
01:16:44,270 --> 01:16:46,830
In our factories, our cars,
our homes, our offices,
1448
01:16:46,872 --> 01:16:49,229
we will have to use less fuel
1449
01:16:49,271 --> 01:16:51,099
than we are
accustomed to using.
1450
01:16:51,141 --> 01:16:53,641
The fuel crisis need
not mean...
1451
01:16:53,683 --> 01:16:55,843
Did you know there was
an oil embargo?
1452
01:16:55,885 --> 01:16:58,178
...require
some sacrifice by all.
1453
01:16:58,220 --> 01:17:00,073
Wait, what?
1454
01:17:00,115 --> 01:17:01,647
Do you understand any of this?
1455
01:17:03,561 --> 01:17:05,115
Major tie-ups like these
1456
01:17:05,157 --> 01:17:07,856
are becoming more frequent
in Los Angeles.
1457
01:17:07,898 --> 01:17:09,323
- Will your gas supplies...
- Huh?
1458
01:17:09,365 --> 01:17:10,359
...hold out very long?
1459
01:17:11,128 --> 01:17:14,020
The beds are made
from vinyl, Gary.
1460
01:17:14,062 --> 01:17:16,293
Vinyl is made from oil.
1461
01:17:16,335 --> 01:17:17,427
Do you have
any idea what that means?
1462
01:17:17,469 --> 01:17:18,591
It is?
1463
01:17:18,633 --> 01:17:20,664
Fucking duh. What did you
think it was made out of?
1464
01:17:20,706 --> 01:17:21,764
- Gold?
- I don't know.
1465
01:17:21,806 --> 01:17:23,967
I thought it was, um...
1466
01:17:24,009 --> 01:17:26,373
- What? Magic?
- I thought it was...
1467
01:17:26,415 --> 01:17:27,475
Like a scientific fabric.
1468
01:17:27,517 --> 01:17:28,850
I thought it was like a rubber.
1469
01:17:31,050 --> 01:17:34,206
Which is also made
out of oil, dipshit.
1470
01:17:34,248 --> 01:17:37,145
Filled up. Have to wait till
I got some money to get it filled up.
1471
01:17:37,187 --> 01:17:38,683
I tried to pump gas
1472
01:17:38,725 --> 01:17:40,113
on the way home last night
1473
01:17:40,155 --> 01:17:41,686
and had a little success.
1474
01:17:41,728 --> 01:17:43,225
What little money I had on me,
1475
01:17:43,267 --> 01:17:46,824
I got a couple of dollars' worth,
but, I'm afraid for the weekend.
1476
01:18:10,088 --> 01:18:12,586
It's the end
of the world, Greggo.
1477
01:20:01,305 --> 01:20:02,495
Hey, fellas.
1478
01:20:02,537 --> 01:20:03,532
Hello.
1479
01:20:04,866 --> 01:20:06,797
Which one is in charge?
Are you? Are you in charge?
1480
01:20:06,839 --> 01:20:08,001
Yeah, I'm in charge.
1481
01:20:08,043 --> 01:20:09,768
May I just speak with you
for a second?
1482
01:20:09,810 --> 01:20:10,968
- Yeah, sure.
- Thanks.
1483
01:20:11,010 --> 01:20:12,132
You can tell your crew to stop.
1484
01:20:12,174 --> 01:20:13,344
Stop for a sec, guys.
1485
01:20:14,074 --> 01:20:15,247
Um...
1486
01:20:16,478 --> 01:20:18,036
So, this is what
I wanna say to you.
1487
01:20:18,078 --> 01:20:19,086
Um...
1488
01:20:20,690 --> 01:20:22,310
- Do you know who I am?
- Yeah.
1489
01:20:22,352 --> 01:20:23,816
Do you know who
my girlfriend is?
1490
01:20:24,823 --> 01:20:26,027
Barbra Streisand.
1491
01:20:26,694 --> 01:20:27,821
Barbra "Streisand."
1492
01:20:27,863 --> 01:20:29,320
- "Sand."
- "Sand." Yeah, like "sands."
1493
01:20:29,362 --> 01:20:31,557
- Like the ocean, like beaches.
- Barbra Streisand.
1494
01:20:31,599 --> 01:20:33,194
No. "Streisand."
1495
01:20:33,236 --> 01:20:34,563
"Sand."
1496
01:20:34,605 --> 01:20:36,565
- "Streisand."
- "Streisand."
1497
01:20:38,937 --> 01:20:40,206
"Barbra Streisand."
1498
01:20:41,742 --> 01:20:43,044
"Barbra Streisand."
1499
01:20:44,779 --> 01:20:45,948
Are you fucking with me?
1500
01:20:46,782 --> 01:20:48,006
All right, let's get past that.
1501
01:20:48,048 --> 01:20:49,469
Hopefully, you never
fucking meet her.
1502
01:20:49,511 --> 01:20:51,875
She'll fucking...
You think I'm bad.
1503
01:20:51,917 --> 01:20:54,681
So, we're going to the movies right
now and I'm on my way to pick her up,
1504
01:20:54,723 --> 01:20:56,142
so I'm gonna leave you here.
1505
01:20:56,184 --> 01:20:58,548
But, I wouldn't normally leave somebody
in my house when I'm not there,
1506
01:20:58,590 --> 01:21:00,712
but I have to because you guys
are so motherfucking late.
1507
01:21:00,754 --> 01:21:02,081
- I'm sorry. There was no gas.
- Yeah, well,
1508
01:21:02,123 --> 01:21:04,758
that's an excuse I'm gonna shove
up your fucking penis hole, man.
1509
01:21:06,470 --> 01:21:07,891
What's your name?
1510
01:21:07,933 --> 01:21:09,894
- Gary.
- Gary. Gary.
1511
01:21:09,936 --> 01:21:11,257
How big is your penis hole?
1512
01:21:11,299 --> 01:21:12,764
It's regular sized.
1513
01:21:12,806 --> 01:21:14,336
Hmm. How would you know?
1514
01:21:14,378 --> 01:21:17,365
Imagine what that would feel like,
if I shoved that excuse up there.
1515
01:21:17,407 --> 01:21:19,674
- That would hurt a lot, right?
- Yeah.
1516
01:21:19,716 --> 01:21:21,602
But that's what I'd like to do.
1517
01:21:21,644 --> 01:21:23,272
I'm sorry, I don't wanna
make you any more late
1518
01:21:23,314 --> 01:21:24,987
than you already are.
You can leave.
1519
01:21:25,987 --> 01:21:27,880
Look at you,
you cocky motherfucker.
1520
01:21:29,623 --> 01:21:30,718
I like it.
1521
01:21:37,058 --> 01:21:39,361
We speak the same language, huh?
We're both from the streets.
1522
01:21:39,403 --> 01:21:40,521
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1523
01:21:40,563 --> 01:21:42,897
I didn't see it before.
That's... Wow.
1524
01:21:42,939 --> 01:21:45,358
Wow, you get right in there
and you do it.
1525
01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:47,395
Wow. You have a little, um...
1526
01:21:47,437 --> 01:21:48,728
You have a tincture
in your left eye.
1527
01:21:48,770 --> 01:21:51,034
It means that you're deficient
in vitamin K.
1528
01:21:51,076 --> 01:21:52,436
I'm like a fucking doctor.
1529
01:21:52,478 --> 01:21:55,610
You need to take more vitamin D
and cod liver oil.
1530
01:21:55,652 --> 01:21:56,974
You see that Daytona Ferrari?
1531
01:21:57,016 --> 01:21:58,911
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's mine.
1532
01:22:00,151 --> 01:22:01,608
Gary, that's filled with gas.
1533
01:22:01,650 --> 01:22:03,742
That's gonna get me
to the movies on time.
1534
01:22:03,784 --> 01:22:05,277
'Cause I'm not
a shithead idiot fuck-up,
1535
01:22:05,319 --> 01:22:06,451
I'm Jon Peters.
1536
01:22:06,493 --> 01:22:09,085
My only problem in life
is that I love tail too much.
1537
01:22:09,127 --> 01:22:11,033
I love it. I love it so much.
1538
01:22:12,029 --> 01:22:13,122
I love it so much.
1539
01:22:13,164 --> 01:22:14,761
- Is that your sister?
- No.
1540
01:22:14,803 --> 01:22:16,467
- It's your girlfriend?
- No.
1541
01:22:21,011 --> 01:22:23,210
I love it so much,
it's gonna kill me one day.
1542
01:22:24,376 --> 01:22:25,935
- You know how much tail I get?
- No.
1543
01:22:25,977 --> 01:22:27,016
All of it.
1544
01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:29,437
It's all mine.
1545
01:22:29,479 --> 01:22:30,943
- You like Barbra Streisand?
- Yeah...
1546
01:22:31,555 --> 01:22:33,272
- You do?
- Mmm-hmm.
1547
01:22:33,314 --> 01:22:34,386
Do you?
1548
01:22:34,885 --> 01:22:35,882
Yeah.
1549
01:22:38,021 --> 01:22:39,511
I do, too.
1550
01:22:39,553 --> 01:22:41,063
Gets boring, but you know...
1551
01:22:42,059 --> 01:22:43,825
Yeah.
1552
01:22:43,867 --> 01:22:45,857
I'm gonna kill you
and your family
1553
01:22:45,899 --> 01:22:47,465
if you fuck up my house.
1554
01:22:48,906 --> 01:22:50,931
- Okay? Do you have a cat?
- No. No.
1555
01:22:50,973 --> 01:22:52,100
- You got a dog?
- No.
1556
01:22:52,142 --> 01:22:53,628
- Your brother and sister...
- Brother.
1557
01:22:53,670 --> 01:22:55,034
Yeah. Your brother?
I'm gonna fucking choke
1558
01:22:55,076 --> 01:22:56,268
your brother out
right in front of you.
1559
01:22:56,310 --> 01:22:58,841
Okay, Steve's gonna look
after you while I'm gone.
1560
01:22:58,883 --> 01:23:00,708
Uh, it's a pleasure
to meet you, Gary.
1561
01:23:00,750 --> 01:23:02,174
I want you to be horrified.
1562
01:23:02,216 --> 01:23:04,140
- Okay.
- Your life's on the line.
1563
01:23:04,182 --> 01:23:06,010
But you know from that, right?
1564
01:23:06,052 --> 01:23:07,254
It's the way of the streets.
1565
01:23:16,896 --> 01:23:18,626
Miss Streisand?
1566
01:23:18,668 --> 01:23:21,155
Hi, it's Steve. Mmm-hmm.
1567
01:23:21,197 --> 01:23:22,566
Yes, he just left.
1568
01:23:24,707 --> 01:23:28,702
I also thought you might wanna know
that he ordered a waterbed this evening.
1569
01:23:28,744 --> 01:23:31,171
Right now. Mmm-hmm.
1570
01:23:31,213 --> 01:23:33,975
Four small children and a girl
or a young woman.
1571
01:23:34,017 --> 01:23:36,204
To be honest,
I don't know what she is.
1572
01:23:36,246 --> 01:23:38,714
Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Okay.
1573
01:23:40,355 --> 01:23:45,127
Yes. Sure will. Thanks,
Miss Streisand. Uh-huh. Bye.
1574
01:23:45,626 --> 01:23:46,920
Okay.
1575
01:24:05,410 --> 01:24:07,380
I used to work
with Julie Andrews.
1576
01:24:07,615 --> 01:24:08,612
Oh.
1577
01:24:13,051 --> 01:24:14,717
She was difficult.
1578
01:24:15,625 --> 01:24:16,785
Mmm-hmm.
1579
01:24:26,166 --> 01:24:28,060
He said he was gonna kill Greg.
1580
01:25:07,634 --> 01:25:08,936
We're done, let's go.
1581
01:25:20,182 --> 01:25:21,241
Boo.
1582
01:25:24,287 --> 01:25:25,491
Jerks.
1583
01:25:27,359 --> 01:25:28,786
"I'm gonna choke your brother."
1584
01:25:28,828 --> 01:25:29,825
Uh-huh.
1585
01:25:30,992 --> 01:25:33,091
I kept it inside,
but what I wanted to say was,
1586
01:25:33,133 --> 01:25:35,028
"No, I'm gonna choke you."
1587
01:25:35,070 --> 01:25:36,426
- Oh, yeah?
- I would've said it.
1588
01:25:36,468 --> 01:25:37,831
I was trying
to stay cool though.
1589
01:25:37,873 --> 01:25:39,571
I was trying to stay...
1590
01:25:55,185 --> 01:25:56,522
Scooch over.
1591
01:26:00,060 --> 01:26:02,924
Back it up. Oh, fuck.
1592
01:26:06,828 --> 01:26:08,496
We're going back
up the hill, okay?
1593
01:26:08,538 --> 01:26:09,733
Okay.
1594
01:26:12,071 --> 01:26:13,295
How'd it turn out?
1595
01:26:13,337 --> 01:26:14,662
It was good. Went well.
1596
01:26:14,704 --> 01:26:16,196
You didn't fuck up my house,
did you?
1597
01:26:16,238 --> 01:26:17,839
No.
1598
01:26:17,881 --> 01:26:19,535
You okay? Can you see okay?
1599
01:26:19,577 --> 01:26:21,071
- Yeah.
- Well, why don't you just...
1600
01:26:21,113 --> 01:26:24,209
Why don't you just back in the
driveway, and then you can go straight.
1601
01:26:26,690 --> 01:26:29,621
Steve. Steve.
1602
01:26:41,303 --> 01:26:44,697
You blew it, man.
You blew it. Did she call?
1603
01:26:44,739 --> 01:26:45,866
No.
1604
01:26:45,908 --> 01:26:47,606
God damn it, Steve.
1605
01:26:51,542 --> 01:26:54,737
Where the fuck is the...
God damn.
1606
01:26:54,779 --> 01:26:58,207
There's no gas-o
in the goddamn car-o, Steve-o.
1607
01:26:58,249 --> 01:26:59,552
Motherfucker.
1608
01:27:07,822 --> 01:27:09,430
How long you guys
been together?
1609
01:27:10,559 --> 01:27:12,292
- Me and her?
- Yeah.
1610
01:27:12,334 --> 01:27:14,254
- Oh, we're not together.
- We're not together.
1611
01:27:14,296 --> 01:27:15,304
Why not?
1612
01:27:15,970 --> 01:27:17,097
I don't know.
1613
01:27:18,773 --> 01:27:19,770
What?
1614
01:27:20,434 --> 01:27:21,869
I'm 28.
1615
01:27:21,911 --> 01:27:24,270
- What's that?
- I'm 25.
1616
01:27:24,312 --> 01:27:26,007
You're 25?
When's your birthday?
1617
01:27:27,114 --> 01:27:28,274
- December.
- December.
1618
01:27:28,316 --> 01:27:30,308
Are you a Capricorn?
Sagittarius?
1619
01:27:30,350 --> 01:27:31,570
- Sagittarius.
- Sagittarius.
1620
01:27:31,612 --> 01:27:33,111
December what? 13?
1621
01:27:33,153 --> 01:27:34,981
- Fifteen.
- Fifteen.
1622
01:27:35,023 --> 01:27:36,457
I was only two off.
1623
01:27:39,660 --> 01:27:41,256
What do you wanna do
if you're not gonna do hair?
1624
01:27:41,298 --> 01:27:43,662
Do you have sisters,
or brothers, or anything?
1625
01:27:43,963 --> 01:27:45,091
Sisters.
1626
01:27:45,133 --> 01:27:46,451
Are they older or younger?
1627
01:27:46,493 --> 01:27:47,554
Older.
1628
01:27:47,596 --> 01:27:48,931
So you're the youngest?
1629
01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:53,125
How about your dad?
1630
01:27:53,167 --> 01:27:55,100
Do you have a good relationship
with your dad?
1631
01:27:55,142 --> 01:27:56,675
- Yeah.
- What's he do?
1632
01:27:58,143 --> 01:27:59,266
Real estate.
1633
01:27:59,308 --> 01:28:00,942
Oh, yeah?
1634
01:28:00,984 --> 01:28:02,384
Did he teach you how to drive?
1635
01:28:03,315 --> 01:28:04,570
You're really good at it.
1636
01:28:04,612 --> 01:28:06,641
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
1637
01:28:06,683 --> 01:28:09,721
It's not easy.
Gary can't do it.
1638
01:28:18,326 --> 01:28:20,732
All right. Just slow it down now, okay?
There she is.
1639
01:28:22,029 --> 01:28:24,593
Okay, do you have
enough room? Yeah?
1640
01:28:24,635 --> 01:28:26,360
- Mm-hmm.
- You sure?
1641
01:28:26,402 --> 01:28:27,533
I think so.
1642
01:28:27,575 --> 01:28:28,837
I parked on the side
so no one would hit it.
1643
01:28:28,879 --> 01:28:30,132
You know what? Here.
1644
01:28:30,174 --> 01:28:32,305
I don't want you to have to bear
the burden in case we hit it.
1645
01:28:32,347 --> 01:28:33,935
Here, why don't
I take the wheel,
1646
01:28:33,977 --> 01:28:35,504
and then you just
put your foot on the clutch
1647
01:28:35,546 --> 01:28:36,772
and just feather the brake.
1648
01:28:36,814 --> 01:28:38,809
That's it.
We'll do it together, okay?
1649
01:28:38,851 --> 01:28:42,108
Yeah, we'll do it together, okay?
Here we go.
1650
01:28:42,150 --> 01:28:45,881
Oh, yeah. Smooth.
Smooth, yeah. Just breathe.
1651
01:28:45,923 --> 01:28:49,355
We got it. Yeah, we got it.
I think we got it.
1652
01:28:49,397 --> 01:28:51,990
Look. Look, look. Over there.
You see?
1653
01:28:52,032 --> 01:28:53,094
We got it.
1654
01:28:54,430 --> 01:28:55,864
We did it.
1655
01:28:55,906 --> 01:28:57,789
That's so good, Alana.
1656
01:28:57,831 --> 01:29:00,699
Oh.
1657
01:29:00,741 --> 01:29:02,561
- Yeah. No.
- We didn't hit it at all.
1658
01:29:02,603 --> 01:29:03,829
I...
1659
01:29:03,871 --> 01:29:06,712
Oh, you smell so good. Whoo!
1660
01:29:07,678 --> 01:29:10,716
Gary. Gary, Gary, Gary.
1661
01:29:11,551 --> 01:29:13,851
Get some gas,
I'll be on my way.
1662
01:29:16,688 --> 01:29:20,286
Oh, shit.
Look at this line, man.
1663
01:29:22,627 --> 01:29:24,421
Fucking sardines
packed in a can.
1664
01:29:24,463 --> 01:29:25,822
Go, just make a left here.
1665
01:29:25,864 --> 01:29:28,057
I'm not fucking waiting
in this motherfucker.
1666
01:29:28,099 --> 01:29:30,195
All right, let that car just go past.
There you go.
1667
01:29:30,237 --> 01:29:31,662
Okay, now, stop it.
1668
01:29:31,704 --> 01:29:33,498
Oh, they'll...
They'll move out of the way.
1669
01:29:33,540 --> 01:29:35,873
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Okay, stop the car.
1670
01:29:38,645 --> 01:29:43,374
God! Fuck. Son of a bitch.
Fucking shit!
1671
01:29:43,416 --> 01:29:44,948
What you got, motherfucker?
1672
01:29:45,715 --> 01:29:48,044
Fucking Chumash Territory!
1673
01:29:48,086 --> 01:29:50,316
Goddamn sons of bitches
don't even know where they are.
1674
01:29:53,824 --> 01:29:55,992
Yeah, motherfucker,
that's right.
1675
01:29:57,099 --> 01:29:58,632
It's my nozzle now.
1676
01:29:59,662 --> 01:30:01,194
Go. Let's go. Let's go.
1677
01:30:01,236 --> 01:30:02,429
- Just reverse it.
- Now?
1678
01:30:02,471 --> 01:30:04,394
Reverse, reverse, reverse.
1679
01:30:04,436 --> 01:30:06,397
- It's your move!
- Okay.
1680
01:30:06,439 --> 01:30:08,301
- Relax.
- It's my nozzle.
1681
01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:21,644
Want some gas, Jon?
I got your gas.
1682
01:30:21,686 --> 01:30:23,855
I got your gas right here, Jon.
1683
01:30:24,522 --> 01:30:26,627
Jon Peters' Ferrari...
1684
01:30:57,684 --> 01:30:58,791
No.
1685
01:30:59,191 --> 01:31:00,419
Come on.
1686
01:31:00,461 --> 01:31:01,794
Oh, no.
1687
01:31:03,725 --> 01:31:04,830
Where are we?
1688
01:31:05,661 --> 01:31:07,827
I don't know.
1689
01:31:07,869 --> 01:31:10,861
No, no, no, we ran out of gas.
You have to push the truck.
1690
01:31:10,903 --> 01:31:12,363
The fuck are you staring at?
Push the truck.
1691
01:31:12,405 --> 01:31:13,542
What are you doing?
1692
01:31:23,380 --> 01:31:24,410
Get in.
1693
01:32:34,649 --> 01:32:35,657
Hold on.
1694
01:33:07,085 --> 01:33:08,783
If we get lucky
and make the light at Ventura,
1695
01:33:08,825 --> 01:33:11,279
I think I can make a right
and get us to the 76 station.
1696
01:33:11,321 --> 01:33:13,695
If you make the left,
the Mobil station's closer.
1697
01:33:33,272 --> 01:33:34,734
I'm gonna blow this stop sign.
1698
01:33:34,776 --> 01:33:35,882
I trust you.
1699
01:33:52,565 --> 01:33:54,526
Oh!
1700
01:33:54,568 --> 01:33:58,363
Oh, my...
Alana! Hard! Core!
1701
01:33:58,405 --> 01:34:00,259
Hardcore, Alana!
1702
01:34:00,301 --> 01:34:02,701
Fellas, you okay back there?
You okay?
1703
01:34:02,743 --> 01:34:05,000
Oh, my... We did it!
We... You...
1704
01:34:05,042 --> 01:34:08,206
Alana, you did it. I...
We did it!
1705
01:34:08,248 --> 01:34:09,375
Oh!
1706
01:34:09,417 --> 01:34:11,313
How did we survive?
1707
01:34:44,682 --> 01:34:45,754
What the...
1708
01:34:48,617 --> 01:34:51,089
It's a goddamn newsstand
in the middle of fucking...
1709
01:34:59,867 --> 01:35:01,528
Yeah, you fucking...
Yeah, that's right.
1710
01:35:09,978 --> 01:35:11,064
Did you hear that
whole thing that went down
1711
01:35:11,106 --> 01:35:12,432
with that other instructor
1712
01:35:12,474 --> 01:35:14,001
at the courts the other day?
It was, like...
1713
01:35:14,043 --> 01:35:15,434
- Hey.
- Hi.
1714
01:35:15,476 --> 01:35:16,772
Do you like
peanut butter sandwiches?
1715
01:35:16,814 --> 01:35:18,271
Peanut butter?
1716
01:35:18,313 --> 01:35:19,942
- Not really. No.
- No?
1717
01:35:19,984 --> 01:35:21,613
Like,
creamy or nutty?
1718
01:35:21,655 --> 01:35:22,974
However you like it.
1719
01:35:23,016 --> 01:35:24,948
I like it a bit nutty.
1720
01:35:24,990 --> 01:35:26,616
Who's got
the better backhand?
1721
01:35:27,994 --> 01:35:29,521
You do.
No, you have the serve.
1722
01:35:29,563 --> 01:35:30,749
You have a bigger serve.
1723
01:35:30,791 --> 01:35:32,460
- She's got a good ground game?
- Yeah.
1724
01:35:47,584 --> 01:35:48,966
- Hello?
- Brian?
1725
01:35:49,008 --> 01:35:50,016
Yes?
1726
01:35:50,815 --> 01:35:52,811
Hi, it's Alana Kane.
1727
01:35:52,853 --> 01:35:54,215
Drive their own cars...
1728
01:35:54,257 --> 01:35:55,417
Alana.
1729
01:35:56,249 --> 01:35:59,311
Wow. Hi. How are you?
1730
01:35:59,353 --> 01:36:00,815
I'm good. How are you?
1731
01:36:00,857 --> 01:36:02,325
I'm doing fine.
1732
01:36:03,157 --> 01:36:04,162
What are you doing?
1733
01:36:04,925 --> 01:36:06,197
Not much.
1734
01:36:08,103 --> 01:36:11,169
I was calling to see if you
still work for Joel Wachs?
1735
01:36:11,868 --> 01:36:13,962
Yes, I sure do.
1736
01:36:14,004 --> 01:36:15,767
Well, do you need volunteers?
1737
01:36:16,378 --> 01:36:17,846
We always do.
1738
01:36:18,875 --> 01:36:20,046
Do you mean you?
1739
01:36:21,447 --> 01:36:22,510
Yes.
1740
01:36:23,879 --> 01:36:25,341
Alana...
1741
01:36:25,383 --> 01:36:28,506
please come and work with us.
We need you.
1742
01:36:28,548 --> 01:36:29,816
I've seen how
you do your homework.
1743
01:36:29,858 --> 01:36:32,180
Oh, my God,
you remember that?
1744
01:36:32,222 --> 01:36:34,390
Yes, of course.
How could I forget?
1745
01:36:35,726 --> 01:36:36,865
We need you.
1746
01:36:57,980 --> 01:36:59,003
Alana.
1747
01:36:59,045 --> 01:37:00,615
Hi.
1748
01:37:00,657 --> 01:37:02,111
- How are you?
- Good. How are you?
1749
01:37:02,153 --> 01:37:03,307
I'm good.
Good, it's good to see you.
1750
01:37:03,349 --> 01:37:04,377
Good to see you, too.
1751
01:37:04,419 --> 01:37:05,551
Let me introduce you
to everybody.
1752
01:37:05,593 --> 01:37:07,214
Welcome to our campaign.
1753
01:37:07,256 --> 01:37:08,389
I'm just gonna
give this to you.
1754
01:37:08,431 --> 01:37:09,953
Tess, this is Alana...
1755
01:37:09,995 --> 01:37:11,220
- Hi.
- ...our newest volunteer.
1756
01:37:11,262 --> 01:37:13,386
- Nice to meet you.
- Over here is Elizabeth.
1757
01:37:13,428 --> 01:37:14,893
We have Richard.
They're in a meeting.
1758
01:37:14,935 --> 01:37:17,293
We have Spencer,
Chuck's on the phone.
1759
01:37:17,335 --> 01:37:20,401
Let me introduce you.
Hey, Ted. Ah, he's busy.
1760
01:37:20,443 --> 01:37:21,629
Don't worry about it.
1761
01:37:21,671 --> 01:37:23,063
So, here's where we're gonna
be spending most of our time.
1762
01:37:23,105 --> 01:37:24,466
We're making phone calls.
1763
01:37:24,508 --> 01:37:26,573
Joel, you're the youngest
councilman in the city,
1764
01:37:26,615 --> 01:37:28,236
you're also its only bachelor.
1765
01:37:28,278 --> 01:37:29,541
- Yes.
- How do you find time
1766
01:37:29,583 --> 01:37:31,207
for a social life?
1767
01:37:31,249 --> 01:37:32,909
Being single means
I have more time to work,
1768
01:37:32,951 --> 01:37:34,574
and a councilman's schedule
1769
01:37:34,616 --> 01:37:36,849
pretty much ruins
the social life anyways, so...
1770
01:37:36,891 --> 01:37:38,752
What do your dates
say about that?
1771
01:37:38,794 --> 01:37:40,246
They're not
saying anything.
1772
01:37:40,288 --> 01:37:42,247
I'm not going on any dates.
1773
01:37:42,289 --> 01:37:43,747
As you can imagine,
1774
01:37:43,789 --> 01:37:45,049
it's probably pretty difficult
for somebody
1775
01:37:45,091 --> 01:37:46,992
to be a part of all the social
events that I'm a part of.
1776
01:37:47,034 --> 01:37:48,427
You know,
keep up with my busy schedule.
1777
01:37:48,469 --> 01:37:49,590
But, um...
1778
01:37:49,632 --> 01:37:52,096
I imagine someday soon
somebody's gonna come along
1779
01:37:52,138 --> 01:37:54,559
who'll wanna share that
with me, so...
1780
01:37:54,601 --> 01:37:56,498
Certainly you have
some prospects?
1781
01:37:56,540 --> 01:37:58,101
I can't tell you
how many times I've heard,
1782
01:37:58,143 --> 01:37:59,769
"Boy, have I got
the girl for you."
1783
01:37:59,811 --> 01:38:03,040
And I've met some pretty magnificent
women through my district residents.
1784
01:38:03,082 --> 01:38:04,440
But I'll tell you
what I tell them,
1785
01:38:04,482 --> 01:38:07,615
and that's, "I'm sorry
but my time is spoken for."
1786
01:38:08,383 --> 01:38:10,412
- Well, good luck.
- Thank you.
1787
01:38:10,454 --> 01:38:11,609
Let's get
one photo for the paper,
1788
01:38:11,651 --> 01:38:12,785
if you don't mind,
Councilman Wachs.
1789
01:38:12,827 --> 01:38:15,086
- It's "Wachs."
- Wachs. Wachs.
1790
01:38:15,128 --> 01:38:17,519
If you don't mind,
let's have you... Yeah.
1791
01:38:17,561 --> 01:38:19,190
Let's have you stand with
your mother over here, yeah?
1792
01:38:19,232 --> 01:38:21,085
Have a nice little picture
of you guys, and...
1793
01:38:21,127 --> 01:38:23,128
- For sure.
- Since you're doing so much
1794
01:38:23,170 --> 01:38:24,965
for his campaign.
1795
01:38:25,007 --> 01:38:26,233
There you go.
Put your hand...
1796
01:38:26,275 --> 01:38:28,266
Why don't you put your hand on
her shoulder? And then, ma'am,
1797
01:38:28,308 --> 01:38:29,870
- if you grab the telephone...
- Councilman?
1798
01:38:29,912 --> 01:38:31,272
- Yes?
- We'll handle it, sir.
1799
01:38:31,314 --> 01:38:33,135
Wanted to introduce you to a
friend of mine. This is Alana Kane.
1800
01:38:33,177 --> 01:38:34,270
- She's a volunteer.
- Oh, hey.
1801
01:38:34,312 --> 01:38:35,369
- Oh, volunteer. Wow.
- Hi. It's an honor
1802
01:38:35,411 --> 01:38:36,605
- to meet you.
- Wow, what a pleasure.
1803
01:38:36,647 --> 01:38:37,642
No, I'm honored to meet you.
Thank you for coming on board.
1804
01:38:37,684 --> 01:38:39,303
I have integrity.
1805
01:38:39,345 --> 01:38:40,480
Me too.
1806
01:38:40,522 --> 01:38:42,111
- I know.
- Honest.
1807
01:38:42,153 --> 01:38:43,486
- Okay.
- Mmm-hmm. I'm that too.
1808
01:38:44,688 --> 01:38:49,483
This is public land which
the state bought for $34,000
1809
01:38:49,525 --> 01:38:51,654
when everyone knew
it was worth millions.
1810
01:38:51,696 --> 01:38:54,989
Sam Yorty and his cronies would
gladly destroy this beautiful
1811
01:38:55,031 --> 01:39:00,834
225,000 square acre mountain chain
for favors, payoffs, and ugly houses
1812
01:39:00,876 --> 01:39:03,001
that only their friends
can afford.
1813
01:39:03,043 --> 01:39:05,631
But it needn't be that way,
you see.
1814
01:39:05,673 --> 01:39:07,799
I understand it's crazy,
1815
01:39:07,841 --> 01:39:09,743
and everybody's talking
about a revolution,
1816
01:39:09,785 --> 01:39:12,013
but it doesn't have to be that.
1817
01:39:12,055 --> 01:39:15,347
All that we need are people
in positions of power
1818
01:39:15,389 --> 01:39:18,981
to remember to be who they were
when they were voted in.
1819
01:39:19,023 --> 01:39:20,814
And cut. That was great.
1820
01:39:20,856 --> 01:39:22,585
- I think that was the one.
- That felt really good.
1821
01:39:22,627 --> 01:39:23,853
- Yeah, I mean, that was terrific, Joel.
- It was great.
1822
01:39:23,895 --> 01:39:25,396
It did.
1823
01:39:38,372 --> 01:39:39,770
You ready? We good?
1824
01:39:39,812 --> 01:39:41,035
- Yeah.
- Good.
1825
01:39:42,314 --> 01:39:43,968
What would you say
to the people that think
1826
01:39:44,010 --> 01:39:46,873
you're too young and don't
have enough experience?
1827
01:39:46,915 --> 01:39:48,880
I would say, "Thank you
very much for the compliment."
1828
01:39:48,922 --> 01:39:50,017
Sorry, sorry, just...
1829
01:39:50,059 --> 01:39:51,587
Can you say that again?
We didn't get that.
1830
01:39:53,529 --> 01:39:54,555
Really?
1831
01:39:54,597 --> 01:39:56,286
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
1832
01:39:56,328 --> 01:39:58,383
Sorry, Councilman.
1833
01:39:58,425 --> 01:40:00,101
Everybody rolling? Good?
1834
01:40:01,438 --> 01:40:02,433
One more time.
1835
01:40:03,363 --> 01:40:05,130
So, Councilman,
1836
01:40:05,172 --> 01:40:06,893
what would you say
to the people that say,
1837
01:40:06,935 --> 01:40:09,566
"You're too young and don't
have enough experience"?
1838
01:40:09,608 --> 01:40:11,937
I would say, "Thank you
very much for the compliment."
1839
01:40:12,681 --> 01:40:13,939
The way I look at it...
1840
01:40:15,083 --> 01:40:16,406
I'm sorry.
Are you rolling? Did you...
1841
01:40:16,448 --> 01:40:18,578
- Are you rolling?
- I think we rolled out.
1842
01:40:20,023 --> 01:40:21,714
We're gonna need to take five.
I'm so sorry.
1843
01:40:21,756 --> 01:40:23,975
It's okay. It's okay.
1844
01:40:24,017 --> 01:40:25,919
So, Joel, don't forget,
tomorrow we got that
1845
01:40:25,961 --> 01:40:27,483
Toluca Lake neighborhood
council thing.
1846
01:40:27,525 --> 01:40:28,655
- Yeah.
- They'd love you there at 10,
1847
01:40:28,697 --> 01:40:29,716
if you can get there.
1848
01:40:29,758 --> 01:40:30,822
What's been going on
with the pinball?
1849
01:40:30,864 --> 01:40:31,892
Art's calling me...
1850
01:40:31,934 --> 01:40:32,992
Did you hear about
Judge Sachs?
1851
01:40:33,034 --> 01:40:34,094
- I did, yeah.
- It's over.
1852
01:40:34,136 --> 01:40:35,592
He lost five games to nothing.
So that's done.
1853
01:40:35,634 --> 01:40:37,590
- That's it?
- Pinball will be legal again
1854
01:40:37,632 --> 01:40:39,265
in LA for
the first time since...
1855
01:40:39,307 --> 01:40:41,100
- Wow
- It's been illegal since 1939.
1856
01:40:41,142 --> 01:40:43,002
- Can you believe it?
- I can believe it.
1857
01:40:43,044 --> 01:40:44,502
It's an outmoded
discriminatory law
1858
01:40:44,544 --> 01:40:46,507
in the first place so,
of course it took this long.
1859
01:40:46,549 --> 01:40:49,701
If I'm gonna call Art, I need to
know 100% that this thing is passing.
1860
01:40:49,743 --> 01:40:50,769
Oh, it's passing.
It's done.
1861
01:40:50,811 --> 01:40:52,072
I talked to all my people
with the court.
1862
01:40:52,114 --> 01:40:53,177
It's over.
1863
01:40:53,219 --> 01:40:55,012
- Decision comes out tomorrow.
- Good.
1864
01:40:56,552 --> 01:40:59,278
Yes,
it's Gary Valentine.
1865
01:40:59,320 --> 01:41:03,494
I started a new company, and, um,
I'm looking for some pinball machines.
1866
01:41:07,832 --> 01:41:08,829
No?
1867
01:41:09,163 --> 01:41:11,124
Okay.
1868
01:41:11,166 --> 01:41:13,600
Well, thank you for picking up my call.
Have a good day, Jimmy.
1869
01:41:18,311 --> 01:41:20,071
Are you doing what I think
you're doing?
1870
01:41:22,510 --> 01:41:24,276
What do you think I'm doing?
1871
01:41:24,318 --> 01:41:26,484
Calling people
about pinball machines.
1872
01:41:27,921 --> 01:41:29,256
That's what I'm doing.
1873
01:41:31,350 --> 01:41:32,358
Because?
1874
01:41:33,824 --> 01:41:36,652
Because we could be the first
place open that has them.
1875
01:41:36,694 --> 01:41:39,530
Because we could start
"Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace."
1876
01:41:40,531 --> 01:41:42,121
You know, we spent the day
with a great man
1877
01:41:42,163 --> 01:41:44,823
who's really trying to make
a change on how this city runs,
1878
01:41:44,865 --> 01:41:46,396
and the only thing
you fucking heard was,
1879
01:41:46,438 --> 01:41:48,659
"Pinball machines
are about to be legal."
1880
01:41:48,701 --> 01:41:50,395
I heard other things, too.
1881
01:41:56,885 --> 01:42:00,180
Yello. Gary Valentine here.
1882
01:42:00,222 --> 01:42:02,408
Don, thank you for
calling me back so swiftly.
1883
01:42:02,450 --> 01:42:03,684
"Swiftly"?
1884
01:42:03,726 --> 01:42:05,721
- Who are you?
- Yes.
1885
01:42:06,121 --> 01:42:08,015
Yes.
1886
01:42:08,057 --> 01:42:10,521
Is there a time that's convenient for
you, within your plans,
1887
01:42:10,563 --> 01:42:12,150
that I could come lay
some eyes on the equipment?
1888
01:42:12,192 --> 01:42:16,860
- Give me a fucking break, Gary.
- Great. Great.
1889
01:42:16,902 --> 01:42:20,591
I'm 10 minutes away, I'll be right over.
Thank you so much, Don.
1890
01:42:20,633 --> 01:42:21,827
I'm not driving you.
1891
01:42:21,869 --> 01:42:24,295
That's great news
'cause I can drive myself.
1892
01:42:24,337 --> 01:42:25,368
Hmm.
1893
01:42:25,410 --> 01:42:27,871
You're gonna go on your own?
Big man.
1894
01:42:27,913 --> 01:42:29,074
Yes, I am.
1895
01:42:33,656 --> 01:42:37,654
You smoke those cigarettes,
you're gonna throw up like a little bitch.
1896
01:42:41,158 --> 01:42:42,230
These cigarettes?
1897
01:42:42,930 --> 01:42:44,232
These ones right here?
1898
01:42:45,427 --> 01:42:47,235
"King size Mayburn."
1899
01:42:52,602 --> 01:42:54,242
You don't have
the balls.
1900
01:43:18,592 --> 01:43:20,631
I'm cooler than you.
1901
01:43:21,099 --> 01:43:23,189
Don't forget it.
1902
01:43:23,231 --> 01:43:25,857
I don't need you to tell me
whether I'm cool or not, old lady.
1903
01:43:25,899 --> 01:43:27,926
- What was that?
- I said "milady."
1904
01:43:27,968 --> 01:43:29,332
- I said "milady."
- What was that, then?
1905
01:43:29,374 --> 01:43:30,601
- What was that?
- "My lady."
1906
01:43:30,643 --> 01:43:33,545
I don't need you to tell me
whether I'm cool or not.
1907
01:43:34,942 --> 01:43:38,209
You're not cool,
and your breath smells.
1908
01:43:40,787 --> 01:43:41,784
Says you.
1909
01:43:42,450 --> 01:43:43,555
And you're old.
1910
01:43:45,484 --> 01:43:46,657
I'm old?
1911
01:43:47,720 --> 01:43:49,956
I don't know what's cool?
1912
01:43:49,998 --> 01:43:52,333
Changing the world isn't cool?
1913
01:43:53,298 --> 01:43:54,693
Go ask Brian if you're cool.
1914
01:43:54,735 --> 01:43:55,732
I will.
1915
01:43:56,400 --> 01:43:58,359
Who thinks you're cool, Gary?
1916
01:43:58,401 --> 01:44:00,460
Your waterbed fans?
1917
01:44:00,502 --> 01:44:02,475
Sue, Kirk, and Mark?
1918
01:44:03,344 --> 01:44:05,801
I hang out with
more people than that.
1919
01:44:05,843 --> 01:44:08,239
You don't even know
what's going on in the world.
1920
01:44:09,616 --> 01:44:11,805
You think that the world
revolves around Gary Valentine
1921
01:44:11,847 --> 01:44:13,473
and whatever stupid shit
you come up with.
1922
01:44:13,515 --> 01:44:14,610
- It does.
- It doesn't.
1923
01:44:14,652 --> 01:44:16,741
- It does.
- It doesn't. It's about more.
1924
01:44:16,783 --> 01:44:18,301
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.
1925
01:44:18,380 --> 01:44:19,232
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.
1926
01:44:19,294 --> 01:44:20,552
Alana, you would still
be taking pictures
1927
01:44:20,594 --> 01:44:24,156
at my high school of children
if it wasn't for me.
1928
01:44:29,370 --> 01:44:31,834
You're talking
about pinball machines...
1929
01:44:32,500 --> 01:44:34,342
I'm a politician.
1930
01:44:37,772 --> 01:44:39,710
I need to get my life together.
1931
01:44:43,216 --> 01:44:45,175
So, get it together.
1932
01:44:45,217 --> 01:44:46,681
Where are you going?
1933
01:44:46,723 --> 01:44:47,949
I'm going out.
1934
01:44:48,715 --> 01:44:50,556
Okay, I'll take you.
1935
01:44:53,058 --> 01:44:56,221
Come on, you wanna go see these
stupid pinball machines or what?
1936
01:44:58,057 --> 01:45:01,089
Gary, I'm gonna take you,
it's fine.
1937
01:45:01,131 --> 01:45:02,370
Gary.
1938
01:45:03,565 --> 01:45:05,856
What is your problem?
1939
01:45:05,898 --> 01:45:07,694
Don't you get in that car.
1940
01:45:07,736 --> 01:45:10,037
Don't you fucking
get in that car.
1941
01:45:11,237 --> 01:45:14,108
Gary fucking Valentine,
if you get in that...
1942
01:45:14,150 --> 01:45:16,206
I will never
speak to you ever again.
1943
01:45:26,322 --> 01:45:27,758
Just stop.
1944
01:45:55,752 --> 01:45:57,384
Good morning.
This is Alana Kane
1945
01:45:57,426 --> 01:45:58,713
calling from Councilman
Joel Wachs' office.
1946
01:45:58,755 --> 01:45:59,955
Am I catching you
at a good time?
1947
01:46:02,429 --> 01:46:03,922
I'm calling to ask
if you've heard
1948
01:46:03,964 --> 01:46:06,291
of the councilman's efforts to
reduce corruption in our local...
1949
01:46:07,970 --> 01:46:09,470
Well, fuck you, then.
1950
01:46:14,068 --> 01:46:16,401
So, um, what's going on
with the analysis?
1951
01:46:16,443 --> 01:46:18,169
Oh, yeah,
that's Len Barton's thing.
1952
01:46:18,211 --> 01:46:20,097
They're small, but...
1953
01:46:20,139 --> 01:46:21,606
Good morning.
This is Alana Kane
1954
01:46:21,648 --> 01:46:22,836
calling from Councilman
Joel Wachs' office.
1955
01:46:22,878 --> 01:46:24,375
Am I catching you
at a good time?
1956
01:46:27,781 --> 01:46:28,873
Yes, I'm calling...
1957
01:46:28,915 --> 01:46:30,074
- Alana.
- Oh, I'm so sorry,
1958
01:46:30,116 --> 01:46:31,379
- I have to go.
- Oh, sorry about that.
1959
01:46:31,421 --> 01:46:32,615
- Um...
- Sorry.
1960
01:46:32,657 --> 01:46:33,786
Is it okay
if I tell you something?
1961
01:46:33,828 --> 01:46:34,911
Yeah.
1962
01:46:34,953 --> 01:46:37,721
Um, I've been known to be
1963
01:46:37,763 --> 01:46:41,120
a little forgetful,
absent-minded, and, um...
1964
01:46:41,162 --> 01:46:44,055
Look at me, I can't even
remember what I'm saying.
1965
01:46:44,097 --> 01:46:45,355
But, ever since
you've gotten here,
1966
01:46:45,397 --> 01:46:49,926
I've been very organized,
capable, and inspired.
1967
01:46:49,968 --> 01:46:53,105
So, thank you for that.
1968
01:46:53,147 --> 01:46:54,515
Thank you, Councilman.
1969
01:46:55,180 --> 01:46:56,176
That's it.
1970
01:47:15,095 --> 01:47:16,626
Good morning.
This is Alana Kane
1971
01:47:16,668 --> 01:47:17,825
calling from
Joel Wachs' office.
1972
01:47:17,867 --> 01:47:19,540
Am I catching you
at a good time?
1973
01:47:20,540 --> 01:47:21,901
I'm calling to ask
if you've heard
1974
01:47:21,943 --> 01:47:24,336
of the councilman's efforts to
reduce corruption in our local...
1975
01:47:26,345 --> 01:47:28,043
Well, fuck you, then.
1976
01:47:33,383 --> 01:47:36,250
Councilman Joel Wachs' office.
This is Alana. How may I help you?
1977
01:47:36,292 --> 01:47:38,513
- Hey, it's me.
- Oh, hey.
1978
01:47:38,555 --> 01:47:39,845
What are you doing?
1979
01:47:39,887 --> 01:47:42,318
Working. What are you doing?
1980
01:47:42,360 --> 01:47:47,026
Gary just came by and dropped off
a flier for his Pinball Palace.
1981
01:47:47,068 --> 01:47:48,989
What did he say?
1982
01:47:49,031 --> 01:47:51,323
Well, he wanted to see
if we would go.
1983
01:47:51,365 --> 01:47:54,034
And he wanted to make sure
you knew about it.
1984
01:47:54,076 --> 01:47:55,466
What else did he say?
1985
01:47:56,134 --> 01:47:57,974
Well, I think he misses you.
1986
01:47:58,475 --> 01:48:00,174
He said that?
1987
01:48:00,216 --> 01:48:03,243
No, but he looked really sad.
1988
01:48:03,886 --> 01:48:05,080
And sweet.
1989
01:48:05,978 --> 01:48:07,819
He asked about Brian.
1990
01:48:09,484 --> 01:48:10,481
Hmm.
1991
01:48:11,593 --> 01:48:14,549
You should just go to
his pinball store.
1992
01:48:14,591 --> 01:48:16,013
I can't, I'm working.
1993
01:48:16,055 --> 01:48:18,225
But they have free Pepsi.
1994
01:48:18,893 --> 01:48:21,722
And it's open till midnight.
1995
01:48:21,764 --> 01:48:23,723
- Pepsi...
- There's a band.
1996
01:48:23,765 --> 01:48:25,192
Free Pepsi... Danielle,
1997
01:48:25,234 --> 01:48:27,559
I'm eliminating state
property tax for the elderly,
1998
01:48:27,601 --> 01:48:29,610
and saving the mountains,
and you're talking about free Pepsi.
1999
01:48:30,775 --> 01:48:33,581
Brian, do you see
that guy over there?
2000
01:48:36,612 --> 01:48:38,038
Number 12 guy?
2001
01:48:38,080 --> 01:48:40,810
Yeah. I think
he's spying on us.
2002
01:48:40,852 --> 01:48:42,953
He keeps looking over here
like a creep.
2003
01:48:44,688 --> 01:48:46,253
He doesn't look weird to you?
2004
01:48:48,789 --> 01:48:50,256
He does a little.
2005
01:48:50,298 --> 01:48:52,422
He's been there all morning.
2006
01:48:52,464 --> 01:48:54,129
Go say something to him.
2007
01:48:54,795 --> 01:48:56,597
Just leave him.
2008
01:48:56,639 --> 01:48:58,598
If he stays there too long,
I'll say something.
2009
01:48:58,640 --> 01:49:00,300
Yeah, you too. Thursday?
2010
01:49:05,443 --> 01:49:06,647
Can I help you?
2011
01:49:07,610 --> 01:49:08,814
I don't know.
2012
01:49:09,647 --> 01:49:11,311
You're staring at our office.
2013
01:49:12,388 --> 01:49:15,445
Yeah, my eyes need
someplace to go.
2014
01:49:15,487 --> 01:49:16,822
What are you doing here?
2015
01:49:17,787 --> 01:49:18,876
I'm waiting for my friend.
2016
01:49:18,918 --> 01:49:20,122
Who's your friend?
2017
01:49:21,327 --> 01:49:22,663
No one you'd know.
2018
01:49:24,163 --> 01:49:25,690
Move it.
2019
01:49:25,732 --> 01:49:27,918
Away from our office.
Go down the street.
2020
01:49:27,960 --> 01:49:29,591
Well...
2021
01:49:29,633 --> 01:49:31,798
This is a free country...
2022
01:49:31,840 --> 01:49:35,907
so why don't you just go on
back to your little office
2023
01:49:37,644 --> 01:49:40,340
before I start
asking you questions.
2024
01:49:41,645 --> 01:49:43,145
Is there a problem?
2025
01:49:43,579 --> 01:49:45,015
Not from me.
2026
01:49:46,013 --> 01:49:47,808
Why don't you get out of here?
2027
01:49:47,850 --> 01:49:50,483
Hmm? Oh, yeah, I'm on my way.
2028
01:49:50,525 --> 01:49:52,352
- What was he saying?
- I don't know.
2029
01:50:00,360 --> 01:50:01,658
- Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace.
- Tonight.
2030
01:50:01,700 --> 01:50:02,703
Come out to the Pinball Palace.
2031
01:50:03,936 --> 01:50:04,989
Come to Fat Bernie's
2032
01:50:05,031 --> 01:50:07,130
Pinball Palace tonight.
2033
01:50:07,172 --> 01:50:09,335
Guest band and a free Pepsi.
Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace.
2034
01:50:09,377 --> 01:50:11,504
2001. Fireball. Jive Time.
2035
01:50:11,546 --> 01:50:12,904
Fat Bernie's
Pinball Palace, tonight.
2036
01:50:12,946 --> 01:50:14,331
Kirk's gonna pick you up
after school.
2037
01:50:14,373 --> 01:50:16,001
Hand as many of these out
as you can.
2038
01:50:16,043 --> 01:50:17,667
- Okay.
- Okay. I love you.
2039
01:50:17,709 --> 01:50:20,446
No age limit at Fat Bernie's
Pinball Palace tonight.
2040
01:50:21,888 --> 01:50:24,441
Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace.
Opens at sundown.
2041
01:50:24,488 --> 01:50:25,517
Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace.
Opens at sundown.
2042
01:50:25,560 --> 01:50:26,982
Pinball Palace.
Opens at sundown.
2043
01:50:27,024 --> 01:50:28,950
Come to Pinball Palace.
Opens at sundown.
2044
01:50:28,992 --> 01:50:30,019
We got Fireball,
we got Jive Time...
2045
01:50:30,061 --> 01:50:31,929
Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace.
Opens at sundown.
2046
01:50:32,016 --> 01:50:33,149
Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace.
Opens at sundown.
2047
01:50:33,225 --> 01:50:34,360
Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace.
2048
01:50:34,402 --> 01:50:36,192
Free Pepsi. Opens at sundown.
2049
01:50:36,234 --> 01:50:38,528
We got Fireball at
Pinball Palace. Fat Bernie's.
2050
01:50:38,570 --> 01:50:39,926
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
2051
01:50:39,968 --> 01:50:42,161
- Hey, Kirk.
- Ladies.
2052
01:50:42,203 --> 01:50:45,075
Hi, Gary.
Please step up over here.
2053
01:50:47,746 --> 01:50:49,640
You have a dinner tonight, sir?
2054
01:50:50,252 --> 01:50:51,870
I hope so. I hope so.
2055
01:50:51,912 --> 01:50:53,278
That's great.
2056
01:50:53,320 --> 01:50:54,986
Jacket. Mmm-hmm.
2057
01:51:23,946 --> 01:51:27,579
Hey, hey, buddy, buddy, buddy.
2058
01:51:27,621 --> 01:51:28,954
You're gonna break the machine.
2059
01:51:32,357 --> 01:51:33,354
Hey.
2060
01:51:33,922 --> 01:51:35,290
Hey, man, cool out.
2061
01:51:36,356 --> 01:51:38,888
Hey, can you hear me?
Buddy, stop!
2062
01:51:38,930 --> 01:51:41,296
Hey, I'm telling you
to fuck off, man.
2063
01:51:51,975 --> 01:51:54,233
Okay. Okay, you're out of here.
2064
01:51:54,275 --> 01:51:55,376
You're out of here.
2065
01:52:01,282 --> 01:52:03,442
Come inside when
you're ready to be cool.
2066
01:52:03,484 --> 01:52:06,417
What is this? What is this?
2067
01:52:06,459 --> 01:52:07,520
Bikes to the side.
2068
01:52:07,562 --> 01:52:08,789
Jack, Matty, bikes to the side.
2069
01:52:08,831 --> 01:52:10,280
- They are on the side!
- Bikes to the side,
2070
01:52:10,322 --> 01:52:11,931
you're blocking the entrance!
2071
01:52:25,776 --> 01:52:26,946
Hand me that jacket.
2072
01:52:27,680 --> 01:52:29,867
Here. Don't know whose it is.
2073
01:52:29,909 --> 01:52:30,917
Yeah.
2074
01:52:35,424 --> 01:52:36,681
I'm really glad you're here.
2075
01:52:38,359 --> 01:52:39,453
I told you that?
2076
01:52:40,824 --> 01:52:42,192
I'm glad I'm here, too.
2077
01:53:01,948 --> 01:53:04,175
Councilman Wachs' office.
Alana speaking.
2078
01:53:04,217 --> 01:53:06,511
Oh, Alana,
I'm so glad I caught you.
2079
01:53:06,553 --> 01:53:07,638
Oh, hi, Councilman.
2080
01:53:07,680 --> 01:53:09,782
Hi. I was wondering,
if you're not too busy,
2081
01:53:09,824 --> 01:53:12,222
if you could come meet me
for a drink?
2082
01:53:13,953 --> 01:53:14,982
Me?
2083
01:53:15,024 --> 01:53:17,288
Yes, you. It'll be nice, right?
2084
01:53:17,330 --> 01:53:20,296
We could have a quick drink,
I was thinking, Rive Gauche?
2085
01:53:21,061 --> 01:53:22,659
That sounds nice.
2086
01:53:22,701 --> 01:53:25,094
Just one small drink.
2087
01:53:25,136 --> 01:53:27,126
I don't wanna keep you
too long, but, um,
2088
01:53:27,168 --> 01:53:29,797
you should come straight away.
2089
01:53:29,839 --> 01:53:30,977
It's important.
2090
01:53:31,875 --> 01:53:33,300
Right, straight away.
2091
01:53:33,342 --> 01:53:34,703
Thanks so much, Alana.
See you soon.
2092
01:53:34,745 --> 01:53:35,740
I'll see you soon.
2093
01:53:38,379 --> 01:53:39,986
The councilman
forgot his wallet.
2094
01:53:40,553 --> 01:53:42,054
- Again?
- Yeah.
2095
01:53:44,526 --> 01:53:46,190
He's never gonna win, is he?
2096
01:53:46,823 --> 01:53:47,928
What do you mean?
2097
01:53:48,697 --> 01:53:51,849
He's a mess.
Forgets everything.
2098
01:53:51,891 --> 01:53:54,786
If it's not his wallet,
it's his keys or his briefcase.
2099
01:53:54,828 --> 01:53:57,062
I've gone to his house three
times to pick up paperwork.
2100
01:53:57,104 --> 01:53:59,170
Yeah, but that doesn't mean
he's not gonna win.
2101
01:54:01,675 --> 01:54:03,499
- I'll go with you.
- No.
2102
01:54:03,541 --> 01:54:04,538
No.
2103
01:54:05,543 --> 01:54:07,000
No.
2104
01:54:07,042 --> 01:54:08,949
Just finish locking up.
2105
01:54:09,745 --> 01:54:10,803
Okay.
2106
01:54:10,845 --> 01:54:11,842
Found it.
2107
01:54:15,556 --> 01:54:16,847
Guess I'll see you later?
2108
01:54:18,118 --> 01:54:19,124
Sure.
2109
01:54:19,957 --> 01:54:21,588
Wanna meet at Tarzana Bobs?
2110
01:54:22,289 --> 01:54:24,129
Tarzana Bobs. Sounds good.
2111
01:54:26,568 --> 01:54:28,562
- Goodbye.
- Bye.
2112
01:54:38,945 --> 01:54:40,740
Stop playing.
Stop playing. Leave.
2113
01:54:40,782 --> 01:54:43,501
- But I put my money...
- Leave. Leave.
2114
01:54:43,543 --> 01:54:46,085
- But, I...
- I own the place. Leave.
2115
01:55:00,502 --> 01:55:02,891
- Hello, Este.
- Hey.
2116
01:55:02,933 --> 01:55:05,424
- Hey, Gary.
- Hey.
2117
01:55:05,466 --> 01:55:07,962
This is really great.
2118
01:55:08,004 --> 01:55:10,233
Someone did their toes.
2119
01:55:10,275 --> 01:55:12,300
- I did do my toes.
- I like them. I like them.
2120
01:55:12,342 --> 01:55:13,402
- I like them. I like them.
- Thank you.
2121
01:55:13,444 --> 01:55:15,739
- Thank you for coming. Really.
- It's a big night.
2122
01:55:15,781 --> 01:55:17,101
You ladies look great.
2123
01:55:17,143 --> 01:55:18,282
Thank you.
2124
01:55:20,515 --> 01:55:22,649
Did you get a chance to talk
with Alana?
2125
01:55:27,025 --> 01:55:28,490
- Fuck!
- She gonna come?
2126
01:55:37,596 --> 01:55:39,039
You know where
she works, right?
2127
01:55:39,538 --> 01:55:40,535
Yeah.
2128
01:55:47,847 --> 01:55:49,610
Are you telling me to go? I...
2129
01:55:51,814 --> 01:55:52,811
Yeah.
2130
01:55:57,985 --> 01:55:58,982
Go.
2131
01:56:08,196 --> 01:56:09,630
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
2132
01:56:25,348 --> 01:56:26,846
No, I spoke to her,
and I said,
2133
01:56:26,888 --> 01:56:28,375
"No, it's not possible to do
that."
2134
01:56:28,417 --> 01:56:29,642
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah?
2135
01:56:29,684 --> 01:56:31,316
- And she was okay?
- Yeah, she was fine with it.
2136
01:56:50,105 --> 01:56:51,111
Alana!
2137
01:56:51,379 --> 01:56:52,376
Alana.
2138
01:56:55,915 --> 01:56:56,967
- Hi.
- Hi.
2139
01:56:57,009 --> 01:57:00,470
I wanna introduce you
to my old friend, Matthew.
2140
01:57:00,512 --> 01:57:01,574
Oh, nice to meet you.
2141
01:57:01,616 --> 01:57:02,749
- Nice to meet you.
- This is Alana.
2142
01:57:02,791 --> 01:57:04,213
She works with me
on the campaign.
2143
01:57:04,255 --> 01:57:05,685
She's been
such a terrific help.
2144
01:57:05,727 --> 01:57:06,744
- Mmm-hmm.
- I...
2145
01:57:06,786 --> 01:57:08,153
She helped make
those TV spots, actually.
2146
01:57:08,195 --> 01:57:11,024
Yes. I helped with
the "Integrity" billboard.
2147
01:57:11,066 --> 01:57:13,156
That and, like,
100 other things you've done.
2148
01:57:13,198 --> 01:57:15,095
Don't be shy.
2149
01:57:15,137 --> 01:57:17,260
Things come easily
when they matter so much.
2150
01:57:17,302 --> 01:57:19,599
It's funny, we were
just talking about that.
2151
01:57:19,641 --> 01:57:20,767
- Really?
- Yeah.
2152
01:57:20,809 --> 01:57:22,000
- Madame.
- Hi.
2153
01:57:22,042 --> 01:57:23,407
May I get
you something?
2154
01:57:24,711 --> 01:57:26,399
Uh... A martini.
2155
01:57:26,441 --> 01:57:28,540
Martini. Vodka or gin?
2156
01:57:28,582 --> 01:57:30,440
Vodka-gin.
2157
01:57:30,482 --> 01:57:32,774
Would you like
an olive or a lime with it?
2158
01:57:32,816 --> 01:57:34,009
Yes.
2159
01:57:34,051 --> 01:57:35,077
Yeah, madame.
2160
01:57:35,119 --> 01:57:37,107
Why am I even staying in this?
2161
01:57:37,149 --> 01:57:39,376
Did you have any
trouble, um, finding the place?
2162
01:57:39,418 --> 01:57:40,449
- Oh, no.
- No?
2163
01:57:40,491 --> 01:57:41,887
No, I come here all the time.
2164
01:57:42,563 --> 01:57:44,387
That's good.
2165
01:57:44,429 --> 01:57:46,421
And now, you're dragging
this poor girl into it.
2166
01:57:46,463 --> 01:57:48,456
Can we please
just enjoy dessert?
2167
01:57:48,498 --> 01:57:50,521
And settle down?
Everything's gonna be fine.
2168
01:57:50,563 --> 01:57:52,095
Alana's got her drink coming.
2169
01:57:53,467 --> 01:57:55,340
Is that your campaign slogan?
2170
01:57:56,074 --> 01:57:57,433
"Everything is gonna be fine
2171
01:57:57,475 --> 01:57:59,740
as long as no one finds out
who I really am."
2172
01:58:03,013 --> 01:58:05,610
I'm dealing with so many
things that you don't understand.
2173
01:58:05,652 --> 01:58:07,139
So tell me.
2174
01:58:07,181 --> 01:58:09,449
Do you have any idea how
uncomfortable I am all day long?
2175
01:58:09,491 --> 01:58:12,109
I can't understand.
No, because you don't tell me these things.
2176
01:58:12,151 --> 01:58:16,088
The one time, the one time
that I wanna feel comfortable,
2177
01:58:16,130 --> 01:58:17,748
you go out
and make me feel uncomfortable.
2178
01:58:17,790 --> 01:58:19,657
I haven't done
anything to you, Joel.
2179
01:58:19,699 --> 01:58:21,456
Okay.
2180
01:58:21,498 --> 01:58:23,889
I didn't call this girl.
You called her.
2181
01:58:23,931 --> 01:58:25,229
Okay, but you're upset
that I called her.
2182
01:58:25,271 --> 01:58:27,161
Yes, I'm upset
because nothing is about me.
2183
01:58:27,203 --> 01:58:28,333
Nothing is about us.
2184
01:58:28,375 --> 01:58:29,599
Oh, yeah, I forget
who I'm dealing with here.
2185
01:58:29,641 --> 01:58:31,602
"I'm Matthew Marshall,
and, uh, it's always about me."
2186
01:58:31,644 --> 01:58:32,641
No.
2187
01:58:33,307 --> 01:58:34,379
No, no, Joel.
2188
01:58:35,513 --> 01:58:37,974
It's never about me,
and that's why I'm sad.
2189
01:58:38,016 --> 01:58:39,010
Well, look...
2190
01:58:40,153 --> 01:58:42,475
We're here,
we're having dinner.
2191
01:58:42,517 --> 01:58:44,280
You asked me to come to dinner.
2192
01:58:44,322 --> 01:58:46,610
I'm tired,
and I'm here at dinner.
2193
01:58:46,652 --> 01:58:48,327
What more do you want from me?
2194
01:58:49,654 --> 01:58:52,628
I want you to myself.
2195
01:58:54,126 --> 01:58:56,731
Well, that's just not
how the world works, is it?
2196
01:59:00,137 --> 01:59:01,868
I don't know.
2197
01:59:01,910 --> 01:59:03,738
Well, then you need to grow up.
2198
01:59:08,250 --> 01:59:10,973
There was a man hanging around
the office earlier,
2199
01:59:11,015 --> 01:59:12,714
and he's here now.
2200
01:59:14,855 --> 01:59:16,382
That's why I called.
2201
01:59:16,424 --> 01:59:18,843
Um, you see, I don't think it's
wise for my personal life
2202
01:59:18,885 --> 01:59:21,216
to distract from
what our first priority is.
2203
01:59:21,258 --> 01:59:23,223
What is our first priority?
2204
01:59:23,265 --> 01:59:25,949
Well, there's
the community, my campaign,
2205
01:59:25,991 --> 01:59:27,491
and everything
that I'm working towards.
2206
01:59:27,533 --> 01:59:29,489
Mmm-hmm. Yes, and that's that,
and this is dinner,
2207
01:59:29,531 --> 01:59:31,527
so what are we working towards?
2208
01:59:31,569 --> 01:59:34,163
So, Alana, you came
to meet me for a drink.
2209
01:59:34,205 --> 01:59:35,466
Um, you were running late,
2210
01:59:35,508 --> 01:59:37,300
and now, you're going
to be taking your boyfriend,
2211
01:59:37,342 --> 01:59:39,037
Matthew, home.
2212
01:59:43,109 --> 01:59:45,975
Is she gonna be taking
her boyfriend to his house,
2213
01:59:46,017 --> 01:59:47,037
or to your house?
2214
01:59:47,079 --> 01:59:48,312
Would you please
keep your voice down?
2215
01:59:48,354 --> 01:59:50,422
She's going to be taking you
to your house.
2216
01:59:52,124 --> 01:59:53,623
Are you gonna be coming there?
2217
01:59:57,199 --> 02:00:00,822
Can we just discuss this
at another time? Please.
2218
02:00:00,864 --> 02:00:02,428
Are you gonna come
to my house tonight, Joel?
2219
02:00:02,470 --> 02:00:04,898
Can we please just
discuss this at another time?
2220
02:00:06,239 --> 02:00:07,528
- Do you want me to...
- Can't...
2221
02:00:07,570 --> 02:00:08,735
Do you want me
to wait up for you?
2222
02:00:08,777 --> 02:00:10,442
No, Matthew.
2223
02:00:11,608 --> 02:00:13,478
Thank you both for coming.
2224
02:00:16,976 --> 02:00:19,544
Let's go
paint the town red.
2225
02:00:19,586 --> 02:00:22,487
- So nice of you guys to...
- And black and blue.
2226
02:00:46,842 --> 02:00:49,008
Thank you, Alana.
You're very sweet.
2227
02:00:59,685 --> 02:01:01,328
Do you have a boyfriend?
2228
02:01:03,962 --> 02:01:05,156
Yes and no.
2229
02:01:06,526 --> 02:01:07,664
I don't know.
2230
02:01:11,630 --> 02:01:12,966
Is he a shit?
2231
02:01:14,700 --> 02:01:17,597
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.
2232
02:01:17,639 --> 02:01:19,643
They're all shits, aren't they?
2233
02:01:24,476 --> 02:01:25,649
Aw...
2234
02:01:33,389 --> 02:01:35,153
Thank you, sweetheart.
2235
02:01:39,034 --> 02:01:41,225
You have
a very powerful feeling.
2236
02:01:44,906 --> 02:01:46,373
Thank you, Matthew.
2237
02:03:24,162 --> 02:03:26,127
You're very cool.
What do you play?
2238
02:03:26,169 --> 02:03:27,262
Guitar.
2239
02:03:27,304 --> 02:03:28,461
- Hey.
- Me, too.
2240
02:03:28,503 --> 02:03:29,509
Where's Gary?
2241
02:03:29,977 --> 02:03:31,104
Are you okay?
2242
02:03:31,605 --> 02:03:32,677
Where's Gary?
2243
02:03:33,607 --> 02:03:34,613
He left.
2244
02:03:35,279 --> 02:03:36,305
Where'd he go?
2245
02:03:36,347 --> 02:03:37,341
I don't know.
2246
02:03:38,777 --> 02:03:43,448
Pop. Pop. Pop.
2247
02:03:52,157 --> 02:03:53,992
Miss Alana.
Good evening.
2248
02:03:54,034 --> 02:03:55,084
Is Gary here?
2249
02:03:55,126 --> 02:03:57,459
No, Gary didn't
come in tonight.
2250
02:03:57,501 --> 02:03:58,965
- You haven't seen him?
- No.
2251
02:03:59,007 --> 02:04:00,199
Do you need some help?
2252
02:04:00,800 --> 02:04:02,201
No, thank you, Henri.
2253
02:05:15,616 --> 02:05:18,948
Oh, my God.
2254
02:05:29,225 --> 02:05:33,592
Everyone, everyone!
May I have your attention, please?
2255
02:05:33,634 --> 02:05:36,735
Let me introduce to you,
Mrs. Alana Valentine.
2256
02:05:40,567 --> 02:05:41,564
Idiot.
2257
02:05:59,487 --> 02:06:00,484
Hi.
2258
02:06:03,656 --> 02:06:04,730
Hi.
2259
02:06:11,501 --> 02:06:12,969
I love you, Gary.
2260
02:06:19,735 --> 02:06:24,735
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