1 00:00:07,049 --> 00:00:09,051 [children laughing] 2 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:13,389 [Julius] It was so funny, Father. [laughs] 3 00:00:13,389 --> 00:00:15,015 [man] And Percy, too. 4 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,518 [laughs] 5 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,521 [laughing] 6 00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:27,111 - [woman laughs] - [panting] 7 00:00:28,154 --> 00:00:29,780 - [dogs barking] - [Percy] Hurry, Cass! 8 00:00:30,906 --> 00:00:32,575 - [woman] That man... - [whimpers] 9 00:00:32,575 --> 00:00:35,327 [man] Reality knocking at your door. 10 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:37,872 [panting] 11 00:00:39,123 --> 00:00:41,834 - [grunts] - [Johanna screams] 12 00:00:43,669 --> 00:00:46,338 [man cackles] 13 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:47,339 [horse neighs] 14 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:48,424 [panting] 15 00:00:48,424 --> 00:00:50,301 [grunts] 16 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:54,889 [gasps] 17 00:00:54,889 --> 00:00:57,016 [breathing shakily] 18 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,771 [sighs] 19 00:01:07,443 --> 00:01:09,028 Bad dream? 20 00:01:09,028 --> 00:01:11,280 Is there any other kind? 21 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:17,912 ♪ ♪ 22 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:49,026 ♪ ♪ 23 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:19,390 ♪ ♪ 24 00:02:22,685 --> 00:02:24,687 - [birds chirping] - [rooster crows] 25 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:30,734 [sighs] Good morning, everybody. 26 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:32,152 [all grumbling] 27 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,904 - [Vex] Why? - Why is she yelling? 28 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:37,408 - Oh, good morning, Vax. - [muffled] Morning. 29 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,662 [gasps, wails] 30 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,706 Seven to two. 31 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:47,543 [strained] I never agreed to this stupid game. 32 00:02:47,543 --> 00:02:48,836 [sighs] Must you? 33 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,004 We can't all be 34 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:51,755 aloof tight-asses, de Rolo. 35 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,382 I'm simply suggesting you could all benefit 36 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:56,468 from some well-practiced restraint. 37 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:59,597 - [moans] - Emotions aren't meant to be bottled up. 38 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:02,057 Maybe you should cut loose once in a while. 39 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:03,517 [pounding on door] 40 00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:07,646 Hello? 41 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:10,190 Uh, Vox Machina? 42 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,359 Uh, are you here? 43 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,069 - [Keyleth] It's stuck. - [door thumping] 44 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:15,487 [Scanlan] Ugh, fucking doors. 45 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,072 [Vex] These old hinges are rusted. 46 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:18,324 [Pike] Grog, give it a little shove? 47 00:03:18,324 --> 00:03:19,450 [Grog] Yep, one sec. 48 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:24,413 [chuckles] Lady Allura, welcome. 49 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:27,458 Hope you didn't feel the need to bring a housewarming present. 50 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:30,210 I didn't. Alas, I'm only here to remind you 51 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:33,172 that Sovereign Uriel expects you at his dinner. 52 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:35,424 - Oh, shit. That's tonight? - Finally. 53 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:38,761 A proper evening of protocol and civilized conversation. 54 00:03:38,761 --> 00:03:40,179 [Allura] It's more than a party. 55 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:41,972 Dignitaries from across the realm are here 56 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:43,933 to form a new security pact. 57 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:46,393 We must put our best foot forward. 58 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:49,104 - Right. W-Which foot is that? - [plate shatters] 59 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:50,856 Hey, Pike, want to be my date? 60 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:52,942 I promise to be on my best-worst behavior. 61 00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:55,319 Oh, I-I'm okay. 62 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:58,530 Lady Allura, we appreciate the gravity of the situation 63 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:02,868 and will present ourselves with the utmost dignity. 64 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:05,037 [grunts, coughs] Yeah. 65 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:07,623 [strained] Good one. Seven to five. 66 00:04:07,623 --> 00:04:08,916 Five? He was just at two. 67 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,542 Oh, yeah, that was a three-pointer. 68 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,753 You see, the rules of ball-tag are as complex 69 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,296 as they are beautiful. 70 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:17,758 I-I shall brief them on royal etiquette and manners. 71 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,094 You have my word, nothing will go wrong. 72 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:22,304 [cries] 73 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:25,099 My balls. 74 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:26,934 Hurts so much. 75 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,904 Remember what we practiced. 76 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:41,699 Be reserved, be charming. Protocol. 77 00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:43,325 [grunts] 78 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:46,578 [sighs] Just follow my lead. 79 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:50,374 Sorry. If you brought weapons, they must be checked. 80 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:55,963 [grumbles] 81 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,589 - [laughter] - [indistinct chatter] 82 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,925 [sergeant-at-arms] From Kraghammer, 83 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:01,593 Gradim Greyspine. 84 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:05,305 From Emon, Vox Machina? 85 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,724 [sighs] Is that all you got? 86 00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:08,767 Allow me. [clears throat] 87 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:11,562 Vox Machina, champions of justice, 88 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:13,564 hunters of dragons, 89 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:15,983 - destroyers of chastity. - [people gasping] 90 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,818 Right, let's stick together. 91 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,738 Follow my lead for formal greetings, and... 92 00:05:20,738 --> 00:05:23,532 Or, you know, do whatever. 93 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:29,913 [scoffs] How's anyone supposed to get drunk from these things? 94 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:32,291 Uh, I'm pretty sure they're just fancy shots, Grog. 95 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:35,419 Two for you, and three for me. 96 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:37,421 - Ooh. Cheers. - Cheers. 97 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:38,714 [gulping] 98 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:39,923 - [glass shatters] - [both exhale] 99 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,800 What are you looking at? 100 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,427 Doofus. 101 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:46,013 [Scanlan] What-what? You want to get freaky with me? 102 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,556 Sir, I don't even know you. 103 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:50,559 You are a libertine and a cad, and I like it. 104 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:53,729 Reginald, what in the world? 105 00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:56,148 I just asked where the privy was. 106 00:05:56,148 --> 00:05:58,233 [laughter] 107 00:05:58,233 --> 00:05:59,735 This is fantastic. 108 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:02,529 Diplomats are here from all over Tal'Dorei. 109 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:05,365 Fort Daxio, Kymal, Westruun. 110 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,201 - Even... - [sergeant-at-arms] From Whitestone, 111 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:10,162 Lord Sylas and Lady Delilah Briarwood. 112 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:17,961 - [woman screams] - [hyperventilating] 113 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:22,674 - [metal scraping] - [grunting] 114 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:24,426 - [man cackles] - [woman screams] 115 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,314 Percy, what's wrong? 116 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:40,234 It's... it's them. 117 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:42,236 Whitestone was my home. 118 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:45,823 Until those fiends took everything from me. 119 00:06:45,823 --> 00:06:47,241 What do you want us to do? 120 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:49,159 Should we say something? To Uriel? 121 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,410 We can't. 122 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,372 [grunting] 123 00:06:53,372 --> 00:06:55,290 Looks like they're staying overnight. 124 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:57,501 Why don't I make myself scarce and slip into their chambers? 125 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:59,128 See if I can figure out what they're up to. 126 00:06:59,128 --> 00:07:00,712 Yeah, sounds like a plan. 127 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:02,464 But in case of trouble, we should have a safe word. 128 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:04,967 - Grog, suggestions? - Right. 129 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:08,887 The safe word is "chenga." 130 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:11,723 Okay. My safe word's "mommy." 131 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:17,271 [laughter] 132 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:20,607 And somehow you guys look worse every time we see you. 133 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:21,817 Where's Vax? 134 00:07:21,817 --> 00:07:25,612 Oh, uh, he has the squirts. 135 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:28,198 I see. Delightful. 136 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:29,700 Well, if you'll follow me. 137 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:31,952 Seats for the sovereign's dragon slayers. 138 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:40,210 [laughs] 139 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,339 [growls softly] 140 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:48,051 Ooh, shit's about to get real. 141 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:52,264 [silverware clinking] 142 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:57,144 - [knocking on wood] - [sergeant-at-arms] Attention please be given 143 00:07:57,144 --> 00:08:00,189 to our Sovereign Uriel Tal'Dorei III 144 00:08:00,189 --> 00:08:02,399 and Empress Salda Tal'Dorei. 145 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,484 - [clears throat] - Hmm? 146 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:05,485 [gasps softly] 147 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,614 - Uh... Huh? - Oh. 148 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:19,541 Nothing like a dragon attack to bring us all together, eh? 149 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,585 - [soft laughter] - Thank you, everyone, 150 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:23,170 for making the journey in. 151 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:26,506 Please, allow me to introduce our dining party. 152 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:29,718 We have Arbiter Duala Juun, Master of Law. 153 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:31,178 - [applause] - To her left, Seeker Assum... 154 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:34,014 [whispers] Percy? Percy. 155 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,599 P-Percy. 156 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:37,809 [whispers] He's just staring like a perv. 157 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:41,230 He said the Briarwoods took everything. 158 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:43,065 What does that mean? 159 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:45,192 We cannot be caught unprepared again. 160 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,401 - [all] Hear, hear. - [man] Agreed, Sovereign. 161 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:49,321 Percy, talk to us. 162 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:52,491 Percy. 163 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:54,201 [scattered gasps] 164 00:08:56,954 --> 00:08:58,080 [chuckles] 165 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,749 - I'm fine. - Oh, yeah, sure. 166 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,876 Percy, I say you just walk over to the Briarwoods, 167 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,712 say hello to break the ice, then punch them in the face. 168 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,756 - See what happens. - Grog, no. 169 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,216 Eh, I don't hate Grog's idea. 170 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:10,676 Uh, we have to wait. 171 00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:12,761 Give Vax a chance to gather some intel. 172 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:27,234 Hmm? 173 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,821 Hmm. 174 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:50,882 - What the bloody hell? - Fucking snake! 175 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:52,759 Come on. 176 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:02,602 [Uriel] I must confess, 177 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,438 I was rather curious whether you would come. 178 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:07,107 Our messenger did not return. 179 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:10,777 In fact, I've heard dark rumors about Whitestone. 180 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,864 They say no one travels in or out of your lands. 181 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:16,158 Lies spread by drunks and knaves. 182 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:17,826 If no one left Whitestone, 183 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:20,454 would we be sitting before you, Sovereign? 184 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,080 [Uriel] Perhaps. 185 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:25,042 Or perhaps I might be forced to send a garrison of troops 186 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:27,252 to check on your city. 187 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,421 [Sylas] You won't need to do that. 188 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:38,138 You are right. There's no need. 189 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:41,892 In fact, Whitestone needs to be protected. 190 00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:46,521 Yes. Whitestone's independence is not to be challenged. 191 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,534 - Ooh. Nice catch. - [laughter] 192 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:06,083 Have we... 193 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:07,376 met before? 194 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,087 [gulps] 195 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,756 Uh... 196 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,634 We haven't met. I'm Vex'ahlia. 197 00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:18,261 I'm so sorry, what was your name again? 198 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,806 Delilah. What an absolute pleasure 199 00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:24,184 to meet the Protectors of the Realm. 200 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,770 - My husband Sylas. - Charmed. 201 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,357 [Scanlan] Uh, those are beautiful beads. 202 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,776 I have a set just like it, you know. 203 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:36,571 - Beads? I've never once seen you... - Eh? 204 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:37,989 Ew. 205 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:48,250 ♪ ♪ 206 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,589 [hissing] 207 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,035 - [laughter] - [indistinct chatter] 208 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:29,458 Interestingly enough, we're not originally from Whitestone. 209 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:31,585 Of course you're not. 210 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:36,173 Tell me, have you heard how we became caretakers of Whitestone? 211 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,760 The official story is that city was administered 212 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,929 by the de Rolo family 213 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,265 until they succumbed to a rare disease. 214 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,017 But I'm afraid the truth is, 215 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:49,561 we concocted that tale 216 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:52,564 to protect their legacy. 217 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:56,026 The sad reality is that the de Rolos abdicated. 218 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,694 They grew bored of ruling, 219 00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,905 and after their children raided the treasury, 220 00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:02,991 they abandoned their people to rot. 221 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,952 - Liars! - [gasping] 222 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,162 [murmuring] 223 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,247 Ugh. 224 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,500 Thank you, Sovereign Uriel, 225 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,710 but I think we will retire for the night. 226 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,921 It was a lovely dinner. 227 00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,756 We especially enjoyed the company. 228 00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,758 So refined. 229 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,222 Excuse us for a moment. 230 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:27,641 [chairs scraping on floor] 231 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:36,816 Percival, darling, what did we say about emotions? 232 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,944 You don't understand. 233 00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:41,404 Then help us understand. 234 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:46,743 [sighs] The Briarwoods... 235 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:49,579 they murdered my entire family. 236 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,964 We got what we came for. 237 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:02,133 Uriel was more pliant than even I anticipated. 238 00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,849 The Whispered One? 239 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,727 But finding the boy was unexpected. 240 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:15,689 Our circumstances have changed. 241 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,277 [whooshing] 242 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,747 - [explosive pop] - [gasps] 243 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,418 Oh, uh, beg your pardon. 244 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:38,420 Just turning down your bed. 245 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,922 Forgot those little... 246 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:43,383 pillow mints. 247 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,468 Um... 248 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,804 Oh, gosh, you're a handsome couple. 249 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,223 Lost my train of thought. 250 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,727 Be right back. 251 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,061 [gasps] 252 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:02,277 Percy, why didn't you tell us? 253 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:05,030 I've tried to tell many over the years. 254 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,364 No one's ever believed me. 255 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,325 [gasps] Wait. Vax is up there. 256 00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:09,784 What if he needs help? 257 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,286 Plus, he's got the squirts! 258 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:14,497 Okay, I'll distract, you go... quietly. 259 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:15,832 - [clears throat] - [murmuring, gasping] 260 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:19,169 Ladies and lords, allow Scanlan Shorthalt 261 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,087 to delight you with an after-dinner song 262 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:25,050 I like to call "Pull My Beads of Love." 263 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,093 A-two, three, four! 264 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,428 Give me a tug! 265 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,388 ♪ Ha ♪ 266 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,599 ♪ Now, I don't really know what you're thinkin' ♪ 267 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:36,936 - Ugh. - ♪ When you're lookin' at a gnome like me ♪ 268 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:40,982 ♪ Ow! But I can show you somethin' special, whoa! ♪ 269 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:43,151 [trembling breaths] 270 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,445 You are a curious one. 271 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:53,662 And you look delicious. 272 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,706 [groans] 273 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:05,882 [groaning weakly] 274 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:09,094 [Sylas] Come now. Let's get this over with. 275 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:14,808 [grunts] 276 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,855 [groaning] 277 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:27,862 [weakly] Chenga... 278 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,198 Vax. 279 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,742 We have to move. 280 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:33,952 We lost the ticket? 281 00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,245 Screw it. Grog! 282 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:36,579 [Grog] Come here, fuckstick! 283 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:37,914 - [guard grunts] - [crashing] 284 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,834 [all panting] 285 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,336 [grunting] 286 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,631 [grunting] 287 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:47,966 [groans] 288 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,846 There's no way out tonight, my friend. 289 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,389 - [bird screeches] - Hmm? 290 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:04,190 [screeching] 291 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,277 - Whoa! - Sylas! 292 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:08,987 Delilah! 293 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,905 - [gun clicks] - [groans] 294 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,700 Would you look at that, dear? 295 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:17,036 It's the pup who survived, all grown up. 296 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,205 Step off, bitch. 297 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,207 [whooshing] 298 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,465 [yells] 299 00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:29,674 [grunting] 300 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,259 No one kills Vax but me! 301 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,594 [Pike] I've got you, Vax. 302 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:35,180 Come on, come on, come on, please. 303 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,515 [whirring] 304 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:38,683 [grunts] 305 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,435 Thanks, Pickle. 306 00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:42,228 Had him right where I wanted him. 307 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,403 [Delilah] I think not. 308 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,530 [Keyleth] Ah, crap! 309 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,616 - [laughs] - [yells] 310 00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:57,994 These are Emon's "Protectors of the Realm"? 311 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,625 [grunts] 312 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,545 Oh, shit. That ain't good. 313 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,255 [laughs] 314 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:14,427 My blade thirsts. 315 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,850 You got a sword. 316 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,811 Oh, that's cute. 317 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,159 [blade rings] 318 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:40,954 You were saying? 319 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:49,087 So, we're not doing terrible, right? 320 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,713 No, this is terrible. 321 00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:53,007 ♪ Pull on my motherfuckin' beads ♪ 322 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,384 ♪ Of love, of love ♪ 323 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:57,053 ♪ Pull on my motherfuckin' beads ♪ 324 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,097 ♪ Of love, of love ♪ 325 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,306 ♪ Ow! ♪♪ 326 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,643 [yelling and grunting] 327 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,574 [blade rings] 328 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:19,117 [Grog groaning] 329 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,535 [Pike] Oh, no. 330 00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:21,578 Hold on, Grog! 331 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,499 Ah. Oh, you the best, Pike. 332 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,917 [grunting] 333 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:34,090 Ooh, I bet that hurt. 334 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:38,303 This little one is entirely too much trouble. 335 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:45,727 - [yells] - [whooshing] 336 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,478 [screams] 337 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,401 Ball tag time! 338 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,202 [groaning and panting] 339 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,872 Your gods can't help you now. 340 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,791 - [Pike gasps] - Oh, no, no, no! Pike! 341 00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,045 [yells] 342 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,885 [man] What's going on? Go get the captain! 343 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,303 - [man 2] There they are. In the courtyard! - [man 3] Over there! 344 00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:21,971 Desmond! 345 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,973 [horse neighing] 346 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:26,017 Lady Briarwood, I did as you ordered. 347 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,644 Your belongings are here... [yelps, grunts] 348 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,604 I'll drive, thank you. 349 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,440 Stop them! 350 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,486 Come visit us sometime, Percival. 351 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,613 You're always welcome back home. 352 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,617 [clicking] 353 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:47,664 [Percy] No! I had them. 354 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,248 Had them! 355 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,419 And you let them slip away. 356 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,171 [all gasp softly] 357 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,756 [Keyleth] I-I didn't... 358 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,258 Everlight. [gasps] 359 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,427 No. No, please. 360 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,388 [Desmond groans softly] 361 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,142 [Percy] You. 362 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,816 [grunts] 363 00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:15,984 [Desmond gasping] 364 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,860 Start talking. 365 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,654 Why were the Briarwoods here? 366 00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,072 What were they after? 367 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,116 Uh, they were invited like you. 368 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,201 By Sovereign Uriel. 369 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:27,120 Sylas and Delilah have never left 370 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,997 the confines of Whitestone before. 371 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:31,666 Why here? Why now? 372 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:34,293 [eerie hissing] 373 00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:39,841 Answer me... now. 374 00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:41,426 What the actual fuck? 375 00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:43,011 Holy shit, Percy. What are you doing? 376 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:44,929 [Desmond] Please. I'm-I'm only a servant. 377 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,557 They-they don't tell me anything. 378 00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:49,308 Please don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me! 379 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,810 [groaning] 380 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,478 Percy, stop. 381 00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,647 [whimpering] 382 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:57,316 [gasping] 383 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,990 You fool. 384 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,908 Now your soul is forfeit. 385 00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:09,912 [gasping] 386 00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:12,498 [Uriel] Halt right there! 387 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,000 What is the meaning of this? 388 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,627 Guards, arrest Vox Machina. 389 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:17,670 [guard] Quickly! 390 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,630 Go, go! 391 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,215 Nobody move! 392 00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:23,384 Hands where we can see 'em. 393 00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:25,011 [Scanlan whoops and laughs] 394 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,429 They loved me in there. 395 00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:28,473 Oh, I was on fire. 396 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:29,932 Huh? 397 00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:35,146 Fuck. 398 00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:40,818 [Scanlan] ♪ Ow! ♪ 399 00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:43,654 ♪ Well, I know that you're thinkin' about me ♪ 400 00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:47,950 ♪ Ow! Because your curiosity has been piqued ♪ 401 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:51,871 ♪ I may be 42 inches of sexy ♪ 402 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,874 ♪ But I'm 69 feet of freak ♪ 403 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:59,629 ♪ I'm not gonna tell you to stop ♪ 404 00:22:59,629 --> 00:23:02,882 ♪ I'm feeling good going in, going out ♪ 405 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:07,553 ♪ You want to hear something pop ♪ 406 00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:09,180 ♪ Well, give me a tug ♪ 407 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:10,848 ♪ And good God, I'll shout ♪ 408 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,725 ♪ Pull on my motherfuckin' beads ♪ 409 00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,560 ♪ Of love, of love ♪ 410 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,687 ♪ Pull on my motherfuckin' beads ♪ 411 00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:18,606 ♪ Of love, of love ♪ 412 00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,775 ♪ Pull on my motherfuckin' beads ♪ 413 00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:22,276 ♪ Of love, of love ♪♪ 414 00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:23,820 [whoops] Good night, Emon. 415 00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,824 Chirp.