1 00:00:07,009 --> 00:00:09,011 [insects trilling] 2 00:00:16,268 --> 00:00:19,855 Um... isn't Whitestone supposed to be here? 3 00:00:19,938 --> 00:00:22,024 This is the right valley. 4 00:00:22,107 --> 00:00:24,026 But where's it gone? 5 00:00:24,109 --> 00:00:27,696 [Vex sighs] What's with cities up and moving this week? 6 00:00:27,780 --> 00:00:30,032 [wind whistling] 7 00:00:31,742 --> 00:00:32,743 Hmm. 8 00:00:33,744 --> 00:00:35,746 ♪ ♪ 9 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:47,132 Maybe it didn't move. 10 00:00:49,176 --> 00:00:51,178 [whooshing] 11 00:00:56,141 --> 00:00:57,810 [Kima] The dragons are on the move. 12 00:00:57,893 --> 00:01:00,687 They've already taken Emon and Westruun. 13 00:01:00,771 --> 00:01:02,439 [Allura] Our defenses are holding steady 14 00:01:02,523 --> 00:01:05,567 for now, but Gilmore and I will need help soon. 15 00:01:05,651 --> 00:01:07,277 Hiding the city was never meant 16 00:01:07,361 --> 00:01:08,987 to be a permanent solution. 17 00:01:09,071 --> 00:01:10,989 I can't speak for Allura, 18 00:01:11,073 --> 00:01:12,866 but keeping this cloaking spell up 19 00:01:12,950 --> 00:01:14,952 is murder on my complexion. 20 00:01:15,035 --> 00:01:17,871 I am fully aware of our situation. 21 00:01:17,955 --> 00:01:19,414 But for now, 22 00:01:19,498 --> 00:01:22,918 concealing Whitestone is the only way to protect it. 23 00:01:23,001 --> 00:01:25,504 [Percy] Well, whatever you're doing, Cass, 24 00:01:25,587 --> 00:01:27,588 - I'm pleased to see it's worked. - [people gasping] 25 00:01:27,673 --> 00:01:29,174 Percy. 26 00:01:29,258 --> 00:01:30,634 [Allura] Vox Machina. 27 00:01:30,717 --> 00:01:33,512 After three weeks, we'd started to give up hope. 28 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:34,888 Three weeks? 29 00:01:34,972 --> 00:01:37,474 We've only been gone three days. 30 00:01:37,558 --> 00:01:40,310 I hate the bloody Fey Realm. 31 00:01:40,394 --> 00:01:42,563 Well, despite your temporal hiccup, 32 00:01:42,646 --> 00:01:44,106 I'm relieved you're back. 33 00:01:44,189 --> 00:01:45,189 [kisses] 34 00:01:45,274 --> 00:01:48,068 Oh, and with a new look. [laughs] 35 00:01:48,151 --> 00:01:50,070 [chuckles] Something like that. 36 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:51,572 Happy to see you as well, Shaun. 37 00:01:51,655 --> 00:01:52,990 [Kima] So, uh... 38 00:01:53,073 --> 00:01:54,408 where's everyone else? 39 00:01:54,491 --> 00:01:57,911 [chuckling] Funny story. I... kind of lost them. 40 00:01:57,995 --> 00:01:59,663 [snorts] It's... 41 00:01:59,746 --> 00:02:01,331 It's really not that funny. 42 00:02:01,415 --> 00:02:04,668 We were separated from the others when Umbrasyl attacked. 43 00:02:04,751 --> 00:02:06,545 They could be anywhere. 44 00:02:06,628 --> 00:02:09,381 Then perhaps I can help you find your friends. 45 00:02:10,424 --> 00:02:13,051 Show me what is lost. 46 00:02:13,135 --> 00:02:15,137 [Vex] Oh, okay, they're alive. 47 00:02:16,138 --> 00:02:19,057 [Keyleth] Um, but who are those guys? 48 00:02:19,141 --> 00:02:21,685 [Vex] Grog doesn't seem to be hiding. 49 00:02:21,768 --> 00:02:24,062 Did he get... smaller? 50 00:02:24,146 --> 00:02:27,107 Huh, glad I'm not the only one who's thinking it. 51 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:30,819 Oh, no. He appears to be in Westruun. 52 00:02:30,903 --> 00:02:32,571 Westruun? 53 00:02:32,654 --> 00:02:35,616 My diplomats report the dragon Umbrasyl has taken up there. 54 00:02:36,658 --> 00:02:38,493 Most of the locals have fled or... 55 00:02:38,577 --> 00:02:40,329 [imitates slicing blade] 56 00:02:40,412 --> 00:02:42,164 [chuckles] 57 00:02:42,247 --> 00:02:45,167 [Vax] Then Grog could be in deep shit. 58 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:50,797 ♪ ♪ 59 00:02:52,007 --> 00:02:54,009 Strongjaw. 60 00:02:54,092 --> 00:02:56,428 Hello, Uncle. 61 00:02:57,554 --> 00:02:59,890 ♪ ♪ 62 00:03:20,535 --> 00:03:22,537 ♪ ♪ 63 00:03:46,687 --> 00:03:48,689 ♪ ♪ 64 00:04:05,372 --> 00:04:08,375 I didn't think it was possible for you to get any smaller 65 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:11,628 than the puny boy I pummeled years ago. 66 00:04:11,712 --> 00:04:13,588 [growls] 67 00:04:14,589 --> 00:04:16,298 [laughing] 68 00:04:16,382 --> 00:04:19,219 It appears I've angered the dead man. 69 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:21,721 [the Herd laughing] 70 00:04:22,764 --> 00:04:25,267 I'm here to finish what you started. 71 00:04:25,350 --> 00:04:28,603 Never pick a fight you can't win. 72 00:04:28,687 --> 00:04:32,816 History won't remember a blood smear on anyone's axe. 73 00:04:32,899 --> 00:04:35,402 You think history will remember you? 74 00:04:35,485 --> 00:04:39,573 I'm told a dragon made the mighty Kevdak, 75 00:04:39,656 --> 00:04:42,117 wielder of the Titanstone Knuckles, 76 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:45,120 bend the knee. 77 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:47,164 So tell me, Uncle, 78 00:04:47,247 --> 00:04:50,417 do you still have your shriveled nutsack, 79 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:53,378 or did you give that to the dragon, too? 80 00:04:53,462 --> 00:04:54,796 [the Herd exclaiming] 81 00:04:56,089 --> 00:04:59,509 Best make your point while you still have your head. 82 00:04:59,593 --> 00:05:01,803 [Grog] Fine. 83 00:05:01,887 --> 00:05:05,140 I've come to restore honor to this Herd, 84 00:05:05,223 --> 00:05:07,976 so I challenge you, Kevdak, 85 00:05:08,060 --> 00:05:10,979 to single combat. 86 00:05:11,063 --> 00:05:12,481 [grunts] 87 00:05:16,818 --> 00:05:18,403 I accept. 88 00:05:18,487 --> 00:05:21,406 - [cheering] - [Herd member] Get him! 89 00:05:21,490 --> 00:05:23,408 - [Herd member] Come with me. - [whooping] 90 00:05:23,492 --> 00:05:24,993 [Herd member] Clear them a square. 91 00:05:25,077 --> 00:05:26,995 [Herd member 2] Make it a ring. 92 00:05:27,079 --> 00:05:29,748 Shit, can't believe he went in there alone. 93 00:05:29,831 --> 00:05:31,249 We got to do something. 94 00:05:31,333 --> 00:05:32,918 [Kaylie] And what do you suggest? 95 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,503 [Scanlan] Kaylie. 96 00:05:34,586 --> 00:05:36,421 I thought I told you to get out of here. 97 00:05:36,505 --> 00:05:38,381 Ugh, and miss all the fun? 98 00:05:38,465 --> 00:05:41,718 [Kevdak] The rules of Herd combat are thus: 99 00:05:42,969 --> 00:05:46,515 The fight ends when someone dies. 100 00:05:47,766 --> 00:05:49,392 End of rules. 101 00:05:49,476 --> 00:05:53,897 Good. 'Cause I can't keep track of any more than that. 102 00:05:53,980 --> 00:05:55,107 [laughter] 103 00:05:55,190 --> 00:05:57,567 What weapon did you bring today, Nephew? 104 00:05:57,651 --> 00:05:59,361 Uh. 105 00:05:59,444 --> 00:06:00,862 Oh. Oh, shit. 106 00:06:00,946 --> 00:06:03,740 Uh... I'm kind of between weapons at the moment. 107 00:06:03,824 --> 00:06:05,951 [chuckles] You know how it is. 108 00:06:06,952 --> 00:06:09,037 Very well. 109 00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:16,211 - Show me what you got. - [crackling] 110 00:06:17,254 --> 00:06:19,589 [grunting] 111 00:06:19,673 --> 00:06:21,675 [growling] 112 00:06:29,015 --> 00:06:31,017 [crackling] 113 00:06:31,101 --> 00:06:32,018 Ooh! 114 00:06:32,101 --> 00:06:34,396 [cheering] 115 00:06:36,231 --> 00:06:38,233 [labored breathing] 116 00:06:39,734 --> 00:06:41,361 [panting] 117 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:43,363 [crackling] 118 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:44,406 [shouts] 119 00:06:44,489 --> 00:06:46,533 [Pike] We got to get in there. 120 00:06:46,616 --> 00:06:49,202 [gasps] You should stay back. 121 00:06:49,286 --> 00:06:51,913 I'm not letting you out of my sight. 122 00:06:51,997 --> 00:06:53,248 [distant cheering] 123 00:06:53,331 --> 00:06:54,457 [exhales] Fine. 124 00:06:54,541 --> 00:06:55,584 Ahh! 125 00:06:55,667 --> 00:06:57,669 [groaning] 126 00:07:03,175 --> 00:07:04,342 [grunts] 127 00:07:04,426 --> 00:07:06,761 [Kevdak] What do we have here? 128 00:07:08,013 --> 00:07:09,931 - [Herd member] Grab her, get her! - [gasps] 129 00:07:10,974 --> 00:07:12,767 - [grunts] - Kaylie! 130 00:07:12,851 --> 00:07:14,728 [grunting] 131 00:07:14,811 --> 00:07:16,479 No, leave 'em! 132 00:07:16,563 --> 00:07:18,690 [grunting] 133 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:31,286 - [the Herd laughing] - [Pike moaning] 134 00:07:31,369 --> 00:07:34,915 [Kevdak] You invite your friends to watch you die? 135 00:07:34,998 --> 00:07:38,335 They're more than just friends. 136 00:07:38,418 --> 00:07:41,087 You are joking, right? 137 00:07:43,131 --> 00:07:44,341 [whooping] 138 00:07:45,717 --> 00:07:47,177 [laughter] 139 00:07:47,260 --> 00:07:49,304 [roaring] 140 00:07:49,387 --> 00:07:51,264 [screams] 141 00:07:51,348 --> 00:07:53,183 [cheering] 142 00:07:53,266 --> 00:07:55,060 [Grog gasping] 143 00:07:55,143 --> 00:07:57,145 [shouting] 144 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:07,072 [Kevdak] Come here, you. 145 00:08:07,155 --> 00:08:08,240 [Pike grunts] 146 00:08:08,323 --> 00:08:10,700 I should've known. 147 00:08:10,784 --> 00:08:15,121 You always did have a soft spot for the wee folk. 148 00:08:15,205 --> 00:08:16,915 [groaning] 149 00:08:16,998 --> 00:08:19,000 - [grunting] - [laughter] 150 00:08:20,794 --> 00:08:23,797 Who wants to watch the bitch's head squash? 151 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,507 - [cheering] - No! 152 00:08:25,590 --> 00:08:27,717 This is between you and me. 153 00:08:27,801 --> 00:08:29,928 You did this, Grog. 154 00:08:30,011 --> 00:08:32,389 The moment you set foot in this city, 155 00:08:32,472 --> 00:08:34,975 you brought death to your friends. 156 00:08:35,976 --> 00:08:37,686 Buddies! 157 00:08:38,770 --> 00:08:40,730 [grunting] 158 00:08:40,813 --> 00:08:42,106 Pike! 159 00:08:42,190 --> 00:08:43,942 [grunting] 160 00:08:46,236 --> 00:08:48,822 [Groon] Grog Strongjaw. 161 00:08:51,116 --> 00:08:54,202 Where does your strength come from? 162 00:08:55,996 --> 00:08:59,332 Where does your strength come from? 163 00:08:59,416 --> 00:09:00,709 What? 164 00:09:00,792 --> 00:09:02,544 What strength? 165 00:09:02,627 --> 00:09:05,088 Can't you see how weak I am? 166 00:09:06,256 --> 00:09:10,635 [echoing] Where does your strength come from? 167 00:09:11,636 --> 00:09:13,555 Grog! 168 00:09:14,514 --> 00:09:16,141 [groans] 169 00:09:16,224 --> 00:09:18,852 I need you. 170 00:09:20,854 --> 00:09:22,188 I... 171 00:09:23,315 --> 00:09:24,607 ...would like... 172 00:09:25,650 --> 00:09:27,444 ...to... 173 00:09:27,527 --> 00:09:32,324 [roaring] ...rage! 174 00:09:33,325 --> 00:09:35,118 [gasping] 175 00:09:35,201 --> 00:09:36,870 [panting] 176 00:09:41,499 --> 00:09:43,918 [roaring] 177 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:50,050 [grunting] 178 00:09:50,133 --> 00:09:53,386 Don't ever hurt my... 179 00:09:53,470 --> 00:09:55,638 - Pike! - [crackling] 180 00:09:56,514 --> 00:09:59,684 - [cheering] - That's adorable. 181 00:09:59,768 --> 00:10:03,521 Tiny Grog still has some fight in him. 182 00:10:10,028 --> 00:10:11,446 Oops. 183 00:10:11,529 --> 00:10:13,990 Looks like I do, too. 184 00:10:15,033 --> 00:10:17,243 [grunting] 185 00:10:20,705 --> 00:10:22,165 Ah! 186 00:10:29,005 --> 00:10:31,049 [grunts] 187 00:10:37,180 --> 00:10:38,139 [gasps] 188 00:10:39,182 --> 00:10:40,266 Ahh! 189 00:10:47,732 --> 00:10:50,568 - [groans] - Nothing's changed, Grog. 190 00:10:50,652 --> 00:10:54,781 Still the meek coward who ran crying for the hills. 191 00:10:54,864 --> 00:10:56,783 [crackling] 192 00:10:56,866 --> 00:11:00,412 What made you think you could stop me? 193 00:11:00,495 --> 00:11:03,039 F... friends... 194 00:11:03,123 --> 00:11:05,250 What was that? 195 00:11:07,252 --> 00:11:11,756 [Grog] My strength... comes from my friends. 196 00:11:12,799 --> 00:11:14,801 [laughing] 197 00:11:15,844 --> 00:11:18,054 [laughter] 198 00:11:20,181 --> 00:11:21,683 [gun clicks] 199 00:11:23,518 --> 00:11:25,437 [Kevdak] Well, too bad, Grog. 200 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,689 They couldn't save you. 201 00:11:27,772 --> 00:11:30,233 Yeah, but the thing is... 202 00:11:30,316 --> 00:11:33,111 [spits] ...I got more. 203 00:11:33,194 --> 00:11:34,904 Vox Machina... 204 00:11:34,988 --> 00:11:36,531 [roaring] 205 00:11:36,614 --> 00:11:38,575 [Grog] ...fuck shit 206 00:11:38,658 --> 00:11:40,577 up! 207 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,037 [grunting] 208 00:11:43,121 --> 00:11:45,206 Scanlan's hand! 209 00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:47,125 You heard the man. 210 00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:50,879 [heavy metal music playing] 211 00:11:50,962 --> 00:11:52,130 [shouts] 212 00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:53,715 - [Scanlan] ♪ Ow! ♪ - [roars] 213 00:11:58,011 --> 00:11:59,929 Bleed 'em. 214 00:12:00,013 --> 00:12:01,806 [clamoring] 215 00:12:01,890 --> 00:12:05,852 ♪ Rage, rage, rage ♪ 216 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:11,107 ♪ Release a hell upon you ♪ 217 00:12:11,191 --> 00:12:14,235 ♪ A beast without a cage ♪ 218 00:12:15,278 --> 00:12:18,281 ♪ Realize the demons are comin' ♪ 219 00:12:18,364 --> 00:12:22,327 ♪ When we all rage ♪ 220 00:12:22,368 --> 00:12:24,287 [clamoring] 221 00:12:24,370 --> 00:12:26,206 [roars] 222 00:12:30,335 --> 00:12:34,589 ♪ Rage, rage, rage ♪ 223 00:12:43,765 --> 00:12:47,685 ♪ Just when you think that you're winnin' ♪ 224 00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:51,189 ♪ And there's no escape ♪ 225 00:12:51,272 --> 00:12:54,275 ♪ We turn the tables and fuck you up ♪ 226 00:12:54,359 --> 00:12:58,655 ♪ When we all rage ♪ 227 00:12:58,738 --> 00:13:00,448 [grunting] 228 00:13:06,287 --> 00:13:07,288 ♪ Rage ♪ 229 00:13:08,289 --> 00:13:09,582 ♪ Rage ♪ 230 00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:13,545 ♪ Rage ♪ 231 00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:16,339 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 232 00:13:16,422 --> 00:13:18,174 [shouts] 233 00:13:18,258 --> 00:13:19,551 [roars] 234 00:13:19,634 --> 00:13:21,553 ♪ We get what we want ♪ 235 00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:23,263 ♪ Take what we need ♪ 236 00:13:23,346 --> 00:13:27,350 ♪ Bring mothafuckas to their knees ♪ 237 00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:28,768 ♪ Get what we want ♪ 238 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,937 ♪ Take what we need ♪ 239 00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:35,942 ♪ Never stop even when you're beggin' us "please!" ♪ 240 00:13:36,025 --> 00:13:38,152 [clamoring] 241 00:13:38,236 --> 00:13:40,321 ♪ We all have to rage ♪ 242 00:13:40,405 --> 00:13:41,906 ♪ No stoppin' us now, mothafuckas ♪ 243 00:13:41,990 --> 00:13:44,367 ♪ When we all rage ♪ 244 00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:45,660 ♪ Rage ♪ 245 00:13:45,743 --> 00:13:47,579 - The gauntlet! - ♪ Rage ♪ 246 00:13:48,621 --> 00:13:50,748 ♪ Rage ♪ 247 00:13:50,832 --> 00:13:52,833 ♪ We all have to rage, mothafuckas ♪ 248 00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:54,752 ♪ We all have to rage ♪ 249 00:13:54,836 --> 00:13:56,087 ♪ No stoppin' us now, mothafuckas ♪ 250 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,423 ♪ When we all rage ♪ 251 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:02,302 ♪ Rage, rage ♪ 252 00:14:03,761 --> 00:14:05,763 ♪ Rage ♪♪ 253 00:14:08,725 --> 00:14:11,185 [groaning] 254 00:14:13,813 --> 00:14:15,440 [the Herd gasps] 255 00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:17,650 [groaning] 256 00:14:17,734 --> 00:14:19,777 [panting] 257 00:14:21,446 --> 00:14:23,740 [shouts] 258 00:14:24,866 --> 00:14:27,535 That is badass. 259 00:14:27,619 --> 00:14:29,954 [shouting] 260 00:14:32,874 --> 00:14:34,751 Herd of Storms, 261 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:38,171 do not let these weaklings get the better of you. 262 00:14:38,254 --> 00:14:39,255 [grunts] 263 00:14:40,298 --> 00:14:42,175 End this. 264 00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:45,261 [clamoring] 265 00:14:45,345 --> 00:14:46,846 [grunts] 266 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:49,057 This isn't going well. 267 00:14:50,308 --> 00:14:51,392 Ooh! 268 00:14:53,436 --> 00:14:55,021 ♪ ♪ 269 00:14:57,398 --> 00:14:59,192 [panting] 270 00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:02,236 [grunting] 271 00:15:05,073 --> 00:15:06,115 Son. 272 00:15:06,199 --> 00:15:07,659 Father. 273 00:15:10,536 --> 00:15:11,871 Gods, I hope this works. 274 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,336 [Vex] Come on, Trinket, I need the space. 275 00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:19,712 [roars] 276 00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:24,217 Grog, want to try something crazy? 277 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,343 Fuck yeah. 278 00:15:31,474 --> 00:15:33,267 Show him who you are! 279 00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:36,688 For... 280 00:15:36,771 --> 00:15:40,942 Strongjaw! 281 00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:44,612 [grunting] 282 00:15:47,615 --> 00:15:49,617 ♪ ♪ 283 00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:52,912 [Herd member] Wha... 284 00:16:08,845 --> 00:16:10,847 [moaning] 285 00:16:14,350 --> 00:16:15,935 [Pike] Grog! 286 00:16:16,978 --> 00:16:19,397 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 287 00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:27,655 [Grog groaning] 288 00:16:29,782 --> 00:16:31,743 Hello, buddies. 289 00:16:31,826 --> 00:16:35,121 [sighs] We got to work on your landings. 290 00:16:36,122 --> 00:16:37,832 [grunting] 291 00:16:56,017 --> 00:16:57,226 [crackling] 292 00:17:04,275 --> 00:17:07,737 [the Herd chanting] Strongjaw, Strongjaw. 293 00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:11,364 [louder chanting] Strongjaw. Strongjaw. 294 00:17:11,449 --> 00:17:15,328 Strongjaw. Strongjaw. Strongjaw. 295 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,704 Strongjaw. 296 00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:21,542 Strongjaw. Strongjaw. Strongjaw. 297 00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:22,919 Strongjaw. 298 00:17:23,002 --> 00:17:25,087 Herd of Storms... 299 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,715 [groans] ...it's done. 300 00:17:29,008 --> 00:17:30,718 Kevdak is done. 301 00:17:31,719 --> 00:17:33,471 You're free now. 302 00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:36,182 [Zanror] So what, Cousin? 303 00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:39,393 You're in charge now. 304 00:17:40,436 --> 00:17:43,606 Zanror, it's been a while. 305 00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:45,942 Why the shackles? 306 00:17:47,443 --> 00:17:49,654 I finally stood up to the old man. 307 00:17:49,737 --> 00:17:53,282 Like you, I paid a price. 308 00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:57,203 Do what you have to. 309 00:18:00,456 --> 00:18:02,208 [crackling] 310 00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:03,501 [gasps] 311 00:18:04,502 --> 00:18:08,089 You were once like a brother to me. 312 00:18:10,925 --> 00:18:12,510 And I see you have the strength 313 00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:14,637 to do what your father could never do: 314 00:18:15,638 --> 00:18:17,765 Lead with honor. 315 00:18:17,849 --> 00:18:19,058 Which is why... 316 00:18:20,059 --> 00:18:22,812 ...Zanror will now be known 317 00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:26,607 as Thunderlord of the Herd of Storms. 318 00:18:26,691 --> 00:18:28,693 [the Herd cheering] 319 00:18:31,946 --> 00:18:33,781 Me? 320 00:18:33,865 --> 00:18:35,908 But what will you do? 321 00:18:35,992 --> 00:18:39,704 Oh, nothing. Maybe kill a dragon. 322 00:18:39,787 --> 00:18:41,372 Care to join me? 323 00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:43,374 [chuckles] 324 00:18:45,293 --> 00:18:47,420 [indistinct chatter] 325 00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:49,714 [laughter] 326 00:18:49,797 --> 00:18:51,382 [gulping] 327 00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:52,550 Ah! [laughing] 328 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:53,801 [whoops] 329 00:18:53,885 --> 00:18:57,513 Oy. I almost killed you out there. 330 00:18:57,597 --> 00:19:00,182 I know. I nearly shot myself. 331 00:19:00,266 --> 00:19:02,852 - Me too. [laughing] - [cheering] 332 00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:04,854 [laughter] 333 00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:07,231 Give us a tune to celebrate. 334 00:19:07,315 --> 00:19:08,316 [cheering] 335 00:19:08,399 --> 00:19:11,569 Okay, okay. An oldie but a goodie. 336 00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:16,032 To the end of Kevdak and the start of something new. 337 00:19:16,115 --> 00:19:17,825 Boys. 338 00:19:17,909 --> 00:19:19,619 ♪ Oh ♪ 339 00:19:19,702 --> 00:19:21,662 ♪ I came across a lovely lass ♪ 340 00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:24,040 ♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o... 341 00:19:24,123 --> 00:19:27,376 [Keyleth] So then Vex and Vax saw their dad 342 00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:30,296 and yeesh, it was awkward. 343 00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:33,007 And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, here we are. 344 00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:36,469 W-Wait, what about the vestige? Was it hard to get? 345 00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:38,804 No, no. It was easy. 346 00:19:38,888 --> 00:19:40,890 [gulping] 347 00:19:42,183 --> 00:19:43,434 So easy. 348 00:19:46,062 --> 00:19:47,772 [laughter] 349 00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:49,774 [whooping] 350 00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:52,109 - [crowd shouting] - [sighs] 351 00:19:52,193 --> 00:19:53,194 [grunts] 352 00:19:54,737 --> 00:19:55,863 Uh... 353 00:19:58,074 --> 00:20:00,076 [cawing] 354 00:20:02,161 --> 00:20:04,080 [gasps] 355 00:20:04,163 --> 00:20:06,916 Hey, you. I've been thinking, 356 00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:08,459 and... 357 00:20:10,336 --> 00:20:12,880 Do you want to dance? With me? 358 00:20:12,964 --> 00:20:14,548 Uh, that's all right. 359 00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:17,426 Maybe some other time. 360 00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:18,427 Uh... 361 00:20:18,511 --> 00:20:20,513 Okay, um... 362 00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:22,640 [clicks tongue] Rain check. 363 00:20:23,641 --> 00:20:25,559 [upbeat song continues] 364 00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:30,731 Was that too much? I thought I was being cool. 365 00:20:30,815 --> 00:20:32,733 - [Grog] Kaylie, get up here. - [gulping] 366 00:20:32,817 --> 00:20:34,819 ♪ I met a boy who was just my type ♪ 367 00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:36,612 ♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o ♪ 368 00:20:36,696 --> 00:20:38,781 ♪ But in the bed couldn't satisfy ♪ 369 00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:41,075 ♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o ♪ 370 00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:42,243 ♪ Oh, he tried ♪ 371 00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:44,245 ♪ But he left me high and dry... 372 00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:46,580 Right. We need to take out Umbilical. 373 00:20:46,664 --> 00:20:49,750 - Umbrasyl. - Fuck. Him, too. 374 00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:51,335 But now's our chance. 375 00:20:51,419 --> 00:20:53,421 We got the Herd on our side. 376 00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:56,757 Ooh, I've been itching for payback. 377 00:20:56,841 --> 00:20:58,676 Maybe it's time the Conclave feels 378 00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:01,345 the might of the Herd of Storms. 379 00:21:01,429 --> 00:21:03,347 To glory? 380 00:21:03,431 --> 00:21:04,390 To blood. 381 00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:05,558 [both grunt] 382 00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:07,643 [gulping] 383 00:21:12,023 --> 00:21:14,108 Now, the dark one comes to town 384 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:16,444 every couple of days to collect his tithe. 385 00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:19,196 Might be a good opportunity for a trap. 386 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,823 A trap, you say? 387 00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:22,992 I could sketch up a few diagrams, 388 00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:25,244 work out the proper leverage and counterbalance. 389 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:27,163 [grunts] 390 00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:28,748 My Herd! 391 00:21:28,831 --> 00:21:30,249 [music stops] 392 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:33,044 I know we long to roam again. 393 00:21:34,045 --> 00:21:38,007 But we claim Westruun as our home for one more night. 394 00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:41,677 At dawn, we shall whet our blades 395 00:21:41,761 --> 00:21:43,971 against the hide of a dragon! 396 00:21:44,055 --> 00:21:46,182 [cheering] 397 00:21:46,265 --> 00:21:47,475 [Percy] Uh, we might need 398 00:21:47,558 --> 00:21:48,768 a little more time than that. 399 00:21:48,851 --> 00:21:51,103 My contraptions tend to have a lot of gears 400 00:21:51,187 --> 00:21:52,104 and moving bits... 401 00:21:52,188 --> 00:21:53,981 [Grog] And there's the drinking. 402 00:21:54,065 --> 00:21:56,067 We need more time for drinking. 403 00:21:56,150 --> 00:21:58,444 At noon, we shall whet our blades. 404 00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:00,738 At dawn we plan. 405 00:22:00,821 --> 00:22:03,657 Wait, we got to wake up at dawn? 406 00:22:05,534 --> 00:22:08,704 It's fine, we can discuss the timeline later. 407 00:22:08,788 --> 00:22:10,247 - [cheering] - ♪ When your meat's in heat ♪ 408 00:22:10,331 --> 00:22:11,332 ♪ And you need release ♪ 409 00:22:11,415 --> 00:22:12,875 ♪ That's when you need to ♪ 410 00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:14,710 - ♪ Grip it ♪ - ♪ Whip it ♪ 411 00:22:14,794 --> 00:22:19,548 ♪ And make the bald man cry ♪♪ 412 00:22:19,632 --> 00:22:21,675 [cheering] 413 00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:25,179 [whoops, laughs] 414 00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:27,181 We make such lovely harmony together. 415 00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:29,600 Care for one more encore? 416 00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:32,228 Actually, I could use a break. 417 00:22:32,311 --> 00:22:34,230 - Escort me upstairs? - Hmm. 418 00:22:35,231 --> 00:22:36,816 [indistinct chatter] 419 00:22:38,818 --> 00:22:40,861 [Scanlan laughing] Then... and then, 420 00:22:40,945 --> 00:22:44,490 I disguised us all as cows. [laughing] 421 00:22:44,573 --> 00:22:46,408 - [laughs] - I know. Brilliant, right? 422 00:22:46,492 --> 00:22:48,494 Tell me, Scanlan Shorthalt, 423 00:22:48,577 --> 00:22:51,831 how did you, of all people, find yourself 424 00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:55,209 overthrowing tyrants and slaying dragons? 425 00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:56,752 [smacks lips] Ah, you know, I mean, 426 00:22:56,836 --> 00:23:00,131 the life of an entertainer brings endless adventure, 427 00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:01,590 freedom, 428 00:23:01,674 --> 00:23:03,926 and exploration. 429 00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:05,970 Ooh, that sounds fun. 430 00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:08,139 But do you know what's even more fun? 431 00:23:08,222 --> 00:23:12,184 Ooh, bondage? Me like-y. [chuckles] 432 00:23:12,268 --> 00:23:15,437 Also not opposed to being called daddy if the mood suits, hmm? 433 00:23:15,521 --> 00:23:18,482 I've been wanting to do this for a while now. 434 00:23:18,566 --> 00:23:22,486 Ooh. Do you, uh... Do you feel that? 435 00:23:22,570 --> 00:23:24,822 That's chemistry. And we have it. 436 00:23:24,905 --> 00:23:27,825 We sure have something. 437 00:23:27,908 --> 00:23:32,079 So, uh, tell me about yourself, beautiful Kaylie, 438 00:23:32,163 --> 00:23:34,248 eyes like the Marquesian sun. 439 00:23:34,331 --> 00:23:37,209 I'm actually not too different from yourself. 440 00:23:37,293 --> 00:23:40,671 I grew up in Kymal, but I moved around a lot. 441 00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:41,922 Ooh. 442 00:23:42,006 --> 00:23:44,175 My mum gave up all her savings for my education. 443 00:23:44,258 --> 00:23:48,137 [chuckles] Uh, oh, oh, yeah? Moms are the best. 444 00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:50,639 [Kaylie chuckles] Mine certainly was. 445 00:23:50,723 --> 00:23:54,518 You know, Dr. Dranzel spun many a tale about you, 446 00:23:54,602 --> 00:23:56,020 Scanlan Shorthalt. 447 00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:57,855 Yeah, I mean, that's not surprising. 448 00:23:57,938 --> 00:24:00,149 That guy seemed like a bit of a fanboy. 449 00:24:00,232 --> 00:24:02,234 [Kaylie] But most of his stories 450 00:24:02,318 --> 00:24:05,321 I'd already heard... from my mother. 451 00:24:05,404 --> 00:24:06,739 Huh. 452 00:24:06,822 --> 00:24:10,534 You, uh... You must make her quite, quite proud? 453 00:24:10,618 --> 00:24:12,995 [laughing] 454 00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:15,748 [laughing] Yeah. 455 00:24:15,831 --> 00:24:16,999 [Kaylie] Aye. 456 00:24:17,082 --> 00:24:18,209 She would be proud. 457 00:24:19,210 --> 00:24:22,087 Proud I'm finally meeting the silver-tongued devil 458 00:24:22,171 --> 00:24:25,424 who whispered empty promises in her ear, then disappeared. 459 00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:29,011 Leaving her with nothing but a song. 460 00:24:29,094 --> 00:24:30,054 And me. 461 00:24:30,137 --> 00:24:31,138 Wait... 462 00:24:32,348 --> 00:24:33,891 ...I'm daddy? 463 00:24:37,311 --> 00:24:40,356 [Scanlan] ♪ Oh, I came across a lovely lass ♪ 464 00:24:40,439 --> 00:24:42,608 ♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o ♪ 465 00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:44,318 ♪ A farmer's daughter with some sass ♪ 466 00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:46,028 ♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o ♪ 467 00:24:46,111 --> 00:24:49,490 ♪ Oh, I begged her to let me spend the night ♪ 468 00:24:49,573 --> 00:24:52,076 ♪ She answered "no," so I wandered home ♪ 469 00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:53,827 ♪ That's when my bald man cried ♪ 470 00:24:53,911 --> 00:24:55,037 [Kaylie] ♪ When you're pattin' the bunny ♪ 471 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,372 ♪ Or flickin' the bean ♪ 472 00:24:56,455 --> 00:24:59,416 ♪ Or strummin' the ole clamjo ♪ 473 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:00,709 ♪ When they can't keep up, just touch your stuff ♪ 474 00:25:00,793 --> 00:25:02,419 ♪ Don't make his bald man cry ♪ 475 00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:04,004 [Scanlan] ♪ When you're burpin' the worm ♪ 476 00:25:04,088 --> 00:25:05,589 [Kaylie] ♪ Or butterin' your muffin ♪ 477 00:25:05,673 --> 00:25:06,840 [Scanlan] ♪ Or spankin' the monkey ♪ 478 00:25:06,924 --> 00:25:09,051 [both] ♪ Or in a menage a moi ♪ 479 00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:10,844 ♪ When your meat's in heat and you need release ♪ 480 00:25:10,928 --> 00:25:12,638 ♪ That's when you need to ♪ 481 00:25:12,721 --> 00:25:13,681 [Scanlan] ♪ Grip it ♪ 482 00:25:13,764 --> 00:25:14,848 [Kaylie] ♪ Whip it ♪ 483 00:25:14,932 --> 00:25:18,477 ♪ And make the bald man cry ♪♪ 484 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:19,728 [cheering] 485 00:25:23,357 --> 00:25:25,317 Chirp.