1 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:07,465 - ♪ Blow it up, blow it up ♪ 2 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:09,718 ♪ I jump on that ♪ 3 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:11,094 ♪ I go so high ♪ 4 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:13,138 - Okay, so spring is officially upon us, 5 00:00:13,221 --> 00:00:15,598 and I have a very important question. 6 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:16,808 Can I pull off a bucket hat? 7 00:00:16,891 --> 00:00:18,059 - No. - Absolutely not. 8 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:19,310 - Yeah, you look like a sad penis. 9 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:20,937 - Okay, got my answer. 10 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:23,106 - So my ex, Alicia, texted me and asked to meet up, 11 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:25,108 but you know, things have been going really well with Tatum, 12 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:26,484 and I don't wanna mess it up, so... 13 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,486 what do you think I should do? 14 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,114 Hello? What? 15 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:32,782 - Nothing. It's just, 16 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,869 you never ask us for dating advice. 17 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:37,412 - We talk like this all the time. 18 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:39,706 - Right. "We" do, but you don't. 19 00:00:39,789 --> 00:00:41,082 This is weird. 20 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:42,625 - Are you sick? - I'm fine. 21 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,711 I just--I wanted to know what you guys think. 22 00:00:44,794 --> 00:00:46,337 - Someone else go first. I'm too nervous. 23 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:48,673 - I think you should bring it up with Tatum 24 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:49,716 and see how she reacts. 25 00:00:49,799 --> 00:00:50,967 If you care about her, 26 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:53,386 you shouldn't see Alicia behind her back. 27 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,221 Was that okay? - Yeah, that's smart. 28 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:56,222 I'll do that. 29 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:57,390 - Oh, thank God. 30 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,767 - Whitney? 31 00:00:58,850 --> 00:00:59,726 Hey. 32 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:00,977 - Hey, you good? 33 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:02,353 I thought you had class right now. 34 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:03,730 - We're going on a date tonight, 35 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:06,274 if that's cool with you. 36 00:01:06,357 --> 00:01:07,817 - You walked all the way over here to tell me 37 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:08,902 we're going on a date? 38 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:10,278 - Yeah, keep up. 39 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:11,821 - [laughs] - Okay. 40 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,114 And where is it exactly 41 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,616 we'd be going on this date? 42 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:16,326 - A restaurant, somewhere with good Yelp reviews. 43 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:17,660 I don't know. I'll figure that out later. 44 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:18,828 Could you please just answer? 45 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,205 - Jeez. Okay. Yes, fine. 46 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:21,414 - Great. 47 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:22,624 - Wow. 48 00:01:22,707 --> 00:01:24,042 Is his confidence working for anyone else? 49 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:25,335 Because it's really working for me. 50 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:26,669 - Yes. - I'm into it. 51 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,254 - Yeah. - His BDE was off the charts. 52 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:30,006 - You know who I've always thought has BDE? 53 00:01:30,089 --> 00:01:31,508 Aladdin. 54 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:32,801 - Huh. 55 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:35,011 Whitney, does BDE really correlate to a BD, 56 00:01:35,094 --> 00:01:37,388 or is the E a separate thing without the D being B? 57 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,265 - What? - It was an important question, 58 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:40,767 so I will ask again-- 59 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:42,519 - ♪ All eyes on me in the club ♪ 60 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:43,728 ♪ See them all looking at me ♪ 61 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:44,854 ♪ Feening to touch ♪ 62 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,272 ♪ Top dollar lady ♪ 63 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:50,026 [classical piano waltz] 64 00:01:50,109 --> 00:01:52,779 - Ugh, we need to switch up the playlist. 65 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:54,364 The music in here is stale as hell. 66 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:55,907 - Get cultured, Lila. 67 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:58,493 Chopin was the Pitbull of his day, okay? 68 00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:00,161 - Guys, I was doing a word scramble 69 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:01,371 in the school newspaper, and guess 70 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:02,664 who I saw an article about. 71 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:03,706 Canaan! 72 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,041 - Oh, my God. 73 00:02:05,124 --> 00:02:06,292 - Dammit, they used 74 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:07,544 my high school graduation picture? 75 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:08,711 - You look good. 76 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:09,963 You look like Michael B. Jordan, 77 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:11,381 but nerdier. 78 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:12,966 - They're giving him the economic department's 79 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:14,551 Young Entrepreneur Award. 80 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,719 - What? You're into business? 81 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:19,264 Then why the fuck are you so bad at the cash register? 82 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:21,266 - Okay, you know what? It's not that big of a deal. 83 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:22,642 I just really don't feel the need 84 00:02:22,725 --> 00:02:23,935 to advertise it to the world. 85 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:25,478 - Well, I just posted it on my 'gram, 86 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:26,813 so say that to 49 people. 87 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:28,398 - Well, I guess it's out there now. 88 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:29,732 - You're gonna be honored 89 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,276 at the econ department's annual banquet. 90 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:34,404 That's going to be fancy AF-- fancy and fun. 91 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:35,697 - No, girl. - Yeah. 92 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:37,240 Look, I don't even think I'm gonna go. 93 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:38,741 The last thing I need is a bunch of 90-year-olds 94 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,368 telling me how clean-cut I look. 95 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:41,578 - Canaan, you have to go. 96 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:43,079 This is a huge accomplishment, 97 00:02:43,162 --> 00:02:45,081 and you deserve recognition. 98 00:02:45,164 --> 00:02:47,625 - Okay, I'll think about it. 99 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:49,335 - Oh, my God. 100 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,754 I did not know he was smart like this. 101 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,214 - Have you ever won an award? 102 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:54,424 - No. 103 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,384 But I stole a Latin Grammy once. 104 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:57,427 - Oh. 105 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:00,430 [upbeat music] 106 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:01,723 - Good work, ladies. 107 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:03,808 - Lift that leg, Tatum. 108 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:06,436 Use that pelvic floor or lose it. 109 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:07,979 - What does that even mean? 110 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:10,440 - I don't know, but you should work on it. 111 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,817 - Okay, let's take a quick water break, guys. 112 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,988 - Hey, do you think it's weird that we haven't talked 113 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:19,032 about our past relationships yet? 114 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:20,450 - I mean, not really. 115 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,118 Weren't you closeted before me? 116 00:03:22,201 --> 00:03:23,703 I don't need to hear about every single dude 117 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:25,455 named Kyle who you reluctantly kissed 118 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:27,624 to keep up appearances. 119 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,375 - Okay, well, I only ask 120 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:32,712 because my ex, Alicia, texted me. 121 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:33,963 - And? 122 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,840 - And I don't know. 123 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,300 I was just wondering 124 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:39,761 if you would be cool with me seeing an ex. 125 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:41,638 - Leighton, of course. 126 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:44,098 I mean, do I look like a person who gets threatened? 127 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:47,852 Also, I am tight with literally every single one of my exes, 128 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,604 Brandi included. 129 00:03:49,687 --> 00:03:52,315 - Wait. You dated our instructor? 130 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:54,025 - I did. And honestly, 131 00:03:54,108 --> 00:03:56,319 sex with her was a lot like a Pilates class: 132 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:58,529 so much counting. - Hmm. 133 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:02,033 - My point is, I am totally cool with you seeing an ex. 134 00:04:02,116 --> 00:04:03,034 - Then I will. 135 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:04,535 - Cool. 136 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:06,746 - Also, in the spirit of honesty, 137 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:09,666 I did pay Brandi to go easy on me today. 138 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,501 - You're doing a great job today, Leighton. 139 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,252 Incredible core engagement. 140 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:15,213 - Oh, thank you. [laughs] 141 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:18,591 ♪ ♪ 142 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,677 - Ladies, I have a huge announcement. 143 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,845 - Oh. - Okay. 144 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,889 - "The Foxy's" getting a featured writeup 145 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,057 in "The Essex View." 146 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:27,392 - Shut up! 147 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:29,394 - Are you serious? Bela, that is amazing. 148 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:30,728 - I know. I know. This is gonna put us 149 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,105 on the same level as "The Catullan." 150 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:33,523 Every alumni and student 151 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,191 reads this magazine. That's like-- 152 00:04:35,274 --> 00:04:36,359 God, I'm bad at math, 153 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:38,277 but like a billion people at least. 154 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:39,696 - Oh, my God. What caught their attention? 155 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:42,031 Was it my frequent use of all caps? 156 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,574 - Y-yeah. 157 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:45,326 Anyway, they're sending a reporter to our next meeting 158 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:46,703 to take photos and stuff. 159 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,246 - We should all wear matching T-shirts 160 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:49,998 with our respective nicknames on them. 161 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:51,541 - We have nicknames? - Yeah. 162 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:52,875 I've just been waiting for an opportunity 163 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:53,835 to use them. 164 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,211 Belly Button, Joe Cool... 165 00:04:55,294 --> 00:04:56,379 - No, thank you. - Spanky... 166 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:57,839 - Oh, I like that. - Marbles. 167 00:04:57,922 --> 00:04:59,424 - No. No. Dear God, no. 168 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:01,926 I will be curating everything for this piece, okay? 169 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,553 We cannot waste this opportunity. 170 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:05,722 Everybody needs to take us seriously after this. 171 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,098 - Yeah. And on that note, 172 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:09,350 everybody please Slack me your T-shirt sizes 173 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,227 by 6:00 a.m. tomorrow. - No. 174 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:12,562 No matching shirts. 175 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,397 Everyone come in looking your absolute best. 176 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,898 - Okay, Taco Bela. 177 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,942 Just came up with that one. It's so good. 178 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:20,987 [electronic music] 179 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:23,406 ♪ ♪ 180 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:25,533 - This place has over 2,000 reviews on Yelp 181 00:05:25,616 --> 00:05:27,368 and a 4 1/2-star average rating. 182 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:28,911 It's a culinary unicorn. 183 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:29,954 - Wow. 184 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:31,914 Those statistics sound delicious. 185 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:33,791 - I'll start you two off with some waters 186 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,668 and give you a minute to look over the menu. 187 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,837 - Actually, I looked online, so we're ready. 188 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,506 I'll have the Kobe beef medallions. 189 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:41,758 - Oh, I guess--I guess 190 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,092 we're just immediately ordering. 191 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:46,262 Yeah, I will do the Caesar salad. 192 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,264 I didn't find it yet, but I'm sure you have one. 193 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:50,641 - I'd skip the salad if I were you. 194 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:53,144 A number of reviewers called the croutons 195 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:55,438 "forgettable," so... 196 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:57,607 - I will take my chances. 197 00:05:57,690 --> 00:06:00,068 - Sorry to "salad-splain." I just wanna make sure 198 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,652 everything about this night goes perfectly. 199 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,112 - Yeah. I get that. 200 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,907 But you know, you can relax. 201 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:07,408 - Oh, I'm totally relaxed. 202 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:11,120 - So, do you have any siblings? 203 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,831 - Yes, I do. 204 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:15,333 - Cool. 205 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:19,170 - Excuse me, I never do this, 206 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:21,089 but could I send this water back? 207 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,256 - Of course. - It had 208 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,299 kind of a weird smell to it. 209 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:25,384 - No problem. 210 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:29,138 - [singing in French] 211 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,808 ♪ ♪ 212 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,267 - Hey, can I talk to you for a sec? 213 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:35,103 - Yes, please. I need a break. 214 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:37,688 Lila's making me stack these cups to be exactly 5'11" 215 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,816 so that she'll know how tall men are when they come in. 216 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,984 - Right. Well... - Mm-hmm. 217 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,278 - I thought about what you said, and you're right. 218 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:46,155 So I'm gonna go to the econ banquet. 219 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,698 - [gasps] That's great. 220 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:49,617 Accepting an award in person is the right thing to do. 221 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,494 Unless it's the Oscars and you're a British actor 222 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:53,204 who can't make the trip. Then I get it. 223 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:55,123 - Okay. 224 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:56,791 Would you want to come with? 225 00:06:56,874 --> 00:06:58,126 - Oh, my God. 226 00:06:58,209 --> 00:06:59,669 I'd be honored to be there and support you. 227 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:01,504 I'm so touched you thought of me. 228 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:02,672 - It's not that deep. 229 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:03,756 I asked Zoe, 230 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,258 but she's busy, so... 231 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:06,384 - Okay, well, no matter. 232 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:08,344 I'm still really freaking pumped. 233 00:07:08,427 --> 00:07:11,097 I don't own any formal gloves. 234 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:13,683 But judging from the look you're giving me, 235 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:15,685 I won't need them. 236 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,895 - ♪ We ferocious ♪ 237 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:21,023 [heavy party music] 238 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,525 - The cactus looks like a penis. 239 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:24,152 I just think it sends the wrong message 240 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,528 for a women's center. 241 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:27,363 - One, that's exclusionary territory, 242 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:30,867 and two, succulents are inherently feminist. 243 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,202 They thrive in environments that are trying to kill them. 244 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,872 Also, I spent $20 on this, and we're not throwing it away. 245 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:38,666 - Can we just get an orchid to help balance it out? 246 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:39,917 - You know what? I'm gonna say it. 247 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,044 Orchids remind me of penises, too. 248 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,546 - I think it's interesting 249 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:46,090 that you guys can see genitals 250 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:47,884 in literally everything around you. 251 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:50,303 - Leighton! Consent to hug? 252 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:51,637 - Consent. - Oh. 253 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,264 - Hi. - My tarot cards told me 254 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:54,348 you'd be coming back. 255 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:55,766 - Oh. 256 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,059 - Hi, stranger. How's it going? 257 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,395 - Uh, good, good. How are you? 258 00:07:59,478 --> 00:08:00,897 - I'm good. I've been really busy 259 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,274 you know, studying, speaking truth to power, 260 00:08:03,357 --> 00:08:05,401 building a little library outside the Women's Center. 261 00:08:05,484 --> 00:08:07,195 It's a squirrel toilet now. 262 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,739 - Oh. [laughs] So what's up? 263 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:11,073 Why'd you ask me to come here? 264 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,867 - Oh, no real reason. 265 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:14,577 I thought it'd be nice to catch up. 266 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:15,912 - Hmm. 267 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,413 - But since you're here, do you want 268 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:19,624 to help us put together care packages 269 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:21,709 for struggling trans youth? 270 00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:25,922 - So you invited me here for free physical labor then? 271 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,423 - Yes. - Yeah. 272 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:29,091 - Yeah, but, you know, it shouldn't take too long 273 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,135 because we only have, like, 1,200 left, so... 274 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,095 - Okay. - Okay. 275 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:36,140 [upbeat music] 276 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:39,519 ♪ ♪ 277 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:40,811 - I missed it here. 278 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:41,812 Also, is it just me, 279 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,022 or has it gotten dirtier? 280 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:44,398 - We've switched to using 281 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,108 environmentally-friendly cleaning products. 282 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,360 They don't work. 283 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:48,778 - Oh. - Oh. 284 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:51,030 - So I heard you came out 285 00:08:51,113 --> 00:08:53,115 in, like, a really prolific way. 286 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,533 - Who told you? 287 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:55,993 - Oh, you know, just several of my friends 288 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,536 who you hooked up with. - Same here. 289 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,580 - Both my friends told me. 290 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,415 - Well, I'm glad that I could provide 291 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,376 some entertainment for you guys while I was away. 292 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:06,212 Also, I am very impressed with these care packages. 293 00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:07,838 This fruit leather is expensive. 294 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:10,132 - Yeah, because these kids deserve the good stuff. 295 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,676 But, dude, it's not cheap. 296 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:14,136 I mean, financially, we're barely hanging in there. 297 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:17,014 - Which is why we're throwing a fundraiser tomorrow. 298 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,725 - It's a costume party where we are all dressing up 299 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,060 as queer icons. 300 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:22,895 I'm either going as Rachel Maddow 301 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,146 or the green M&M. 302 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,816 - I know you hate that stuff, but... 303 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,901 you should come if you want. 304 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,653 - Sure. I'll go. 305 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:32,196 Oh, can I bring a guest? 306 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,156 I've sort of been seeing someone. 307 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,908 - And you're going out in public with her? 308 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,952 You've changed, Murray. 309 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:40,496 - Well, you are making funny jokes today, 310 00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:42,456 so I guess we've both changed. 311 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,208 [both chuckle] 312 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,876 - You should bring your new girl. 313 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,004 I'll be really excited to meet her. 314 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:50,506 - Cool. 315 00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:52,508 - ♪ Going in from the trunk on that ass ♪ 316 00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:54,302 ♪ I'll be rubbing up his inseam warm really fast ♪ 317 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,220 - I'm so glad we're finally doing a clothing swap. 318 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,346 I'm so sick of all the dumb clothes 319 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,681 I brought to Essex. 320 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,182 - Anyone feel free to take the dress I wore 321 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,434 on my date with Andrew. Shit's cursed. 322 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:02,435 - Oh, how was it? 323 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:04,520 - Very bad and awkward. 324 00:10:04,603 --> 00:10:07,189 It's like we suddenly had no chemistry at all, 325 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,442 which is weird because the sex is so good. 326 00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:11,277 - Yeah, maybe you ruined it by going on a date. 327 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,779 You know, some things are just better casual. 328 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,865 - If you're had a bad time, he probably did too. 329 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:18,409 I'm sure he's on board to go back to the way things were. 330 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,703 - Right, but how do I backslide into casual sex 331 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,121 after we've been on a date? 332 00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:23,539 - Eh, just pretend it never happened. 333 00:10:23,622 --> 00:10:25,124 If he brings it up, change the subject 334 00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:26,542 or just start kissing him. - So you're saying 335 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,128 I should straight-up gaslight his ass? 336 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:31,547 - I like that idea. [all laugh] 337 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:32,715 - This dress is perfect 338 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,175 for my photoshoot with "The Foxy." 339 00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:35,593 It'll make my breasts look really smart. 340 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:37,219 - Oh, does anyone have something formal? 341 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,096 I need something to wear to an econ banquet. 342 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,182 Canaan is getting an award, and I'm going with him. 343 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:42,224 - Wait. Really? 344 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,351 - As a friend, of course. 345 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:44,894 Whitney, you don't mind, right? 346 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,270 - Oh, yeah, of course. Totally cool with it. 347 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:47,897 - But is Jackson okay with that? 348 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,649 - Oh, yeah, Hawkeyes don't get jealous like normals. 349 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,193 - You know, I might have something for you. 350 00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:54,403 Here. 351 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,865 - Oh, wow, this is perfect. - Aw. 352 00:10:57,948 --> 00:10:59,533 - It's cute. - Yeah. 353 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,118 - Oh, Leighton, do you have shoes 354 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,828 that also match this dress that I'm taking from you? 355 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,914 - You know, I am starting to suspect 356 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,707 that the reason that you guys wanted to do 357 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,459 this clothing swap was so that you could take 358 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,753 my objectively nicer and more expensive clothing. 359 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,254 - What? - No. 360 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,714 - We did plan that, yes. 361 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,383 [upbeat music] 362 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,259 - ♪ That's the smartest thing to do ♪ 363 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:21,347 ♪ ♪ 364 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,557 - I'm actually really excited to show you this. 365 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,977 Over here we have "The Foxy's" temporary headquarters. 366 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,230 - Got it. Where are you moving to? 367 00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:32,650 - Oh, well, we're... choosing between a bunch 368 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:35,444 of really beautiful and big office spaces. 369 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,029 But we haven't decided on one yet. 370 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,365 - Nice. - Yes, exactly what she said. 371 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:40,950 We have a lot of options. 372 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,159 Like, too many, honestly. 373 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,412 - Okay. So tell me... 374 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,414 what's it like going up against a male-dominated 375 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:47,957 institution like "The Catullan"? 376 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,250 - Well, I've never even heard of "The Catullan" 377 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,626 until I joined. 378 00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,545 And I don't care about those limp-dick idiots. 379 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:55,339 And you can directly quote me, Lila Flores. 380 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,632 - Well, we don't want to define ourselves 381 00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:57,883 against another school magazine. 382 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,343 What we'd really rather talk about 383 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,178 is some of the exciting work we're doing 384 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,097 as a groundbreaking new organization. 385 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:04,473 - I would love to hear more about that. 386 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,142 - Oh, I'll take that one. 387 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,726 A lot of people don't know this, 388 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:11,647 but most of our best writing is in T-shirt form. 389 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:16,861 - Well, I think what Carla is hinting at is well, that-- 390 00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,946 well, I think comedy has historically been 391 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:20,364 a dude's game. 392 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,450 People celebrate men for being ridiculous. 393 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,369 But when women do it, we're labeled as crazy 394 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,872 or shrill or unappealing. 395 00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:30,332 We just want to show that we can not only be funny 396 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,668 in the same way as guys are, but funnier, 397 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,462 because unlike male comedy, we actually have 398 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:35,963 something new to say. 399 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,673 - Hey. That was beautiful. 400 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,091 - Yeah, I love that. 401 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,093 - Amanda Gorman here. 402 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,470 - How about we take a few pictures? 403 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:43,679 - Oh, finally. 404 00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:45,139 Oh, my God. 405 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,765 - Who wants to do Charlie's Angels with me? 406 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,350 - You know what would be a really great pose? 407 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,685 You standing directly behind me. 408 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:51,979 - Oh. - Ready? 6, 7, 8. 409 00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:54,899 - ♪ On the cellie, get you with my selfie ♪ 410 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:57,193 - And the weird thing is, he was right. 411 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,569 Totally forgettable croutons. 412 00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,029 - All croutons are forgettable. 413 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,531 - Threes. 414 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,326 - Ay oh, bio bro's got hops. 415 00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:06,744 I see why you're dating him now. 416 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:07,828 - We are not dating. 417 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,330 - Well, he's kind of hot. 418 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,373 Sorry I called him a human filing cabinet. 419 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,250 - Whit, what's up? 420 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,877 - Stay with me, please. - Hell no. 421 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,922 He didn't say my name. - Mm... 422 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:19,048 Hey. 423 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,675 Wow, you in athletic shorts-- 424 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,260 that's not something I ever thought I'd see. 425 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,763 - Yeah, take this in. Remember it. 426 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:27,223 So I had fun on our date last night. 427 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,516 We should do it again. 428 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,142 - Yeah, we can talk about that later, 429 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:33,395 but first, you need to witness me on this court. 430 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,688 Yeah. 431 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,732 - You know playing soccer doesn't make you 432 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:38,776 automatically good at every sport, right? 433 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:41,487 - Oh, I bet you couldn't take me one on one. 434 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,864 - Okay, I was voted MVP on my junior varsity team 435 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,241 three years in a row. 436 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,159 - Really? Wow. 437 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,913 They do MVP on JV teams? 438 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,498 That's adorable. 439 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,708 - Okay, let's do this. 440 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,043 Actually, you know what? Shoot it, yeah. 441 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:57,628 - Oh, just take it? - 100%. 442 00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:58,837 Yeah, I don't believe in that. - Oh, okay. 443 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,130 - It's not--it's not going in. 444 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,132 - That's fair. That's fine. Yeah. 445 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,218 Ooh. Bet you believe in it now, huh? 446 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:05,803 [upbeat music] 447 00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,680 Yeah. 448 00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:08,931 Ah! 449 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,141 ♪ ♪ 450 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,434 - ♪ Ooh ♪ 451 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,644 - Oh-ho-ho! 452 00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:15,062 - ♪ Pick it up, pick it up ♪ 453 00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:16,313 - Whoops! Oh, sorry! 454 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,023 - Oh, she really... 455 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:21,026 - ♪ And 19 no skill can measure ♪ 456 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,778 ♪ Oh, baby, that's precious ♪ 457 00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,655 ♪ Oh, baby, that's precious ♪ 458 00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:26,407 ♪ Cause it don't get no better ♪ 459 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:27,616 ♪ Ooh ♪ 460 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,243 - Oh. [laughs] 461 00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:31,328 ♪ ♪ 462 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,705 - ♪ This one ♪ 463 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:34,290 ♪ This one's off the charts ♪ 464 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,624 ♪ Ooh ♪ 465 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,627 [jazz piano music] 466 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,796 ♪ ♪ 467 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:42,923 - I've never been to an econ banquet before. 468 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,300 Lots of vests. 469 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,385 ♪ ♪ 470 00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:48,387 - Hmm. - I'm having fun though. 471 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:49,805 - Cool. I'm glad. 472 00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:51,140 - Oh, before I forget. 473 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:52,933 Could I borrow $3? I have to pee, 474 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,476 but I've been avoiding the bathroom 475 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,145 because I don't have cash to tip the attendant. 476 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,855 - You can still go. 477 00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,398 - Okay, everybody, get excited. 478 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,066 It's time we gave out some awards. 479 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,152 - [gasps] Ooh. [applause] 480 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,946 - First up is the Marin Koljan Award, 481 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,990 which is awarded once a year 482 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,658 to the student that most embodies 483 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,703 a moral and ethical approach to entrepreneurship. 484 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,747 This year's winner is an incredible student 485 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,582 who, in addition to finishing at the top 486 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,584 of three of my classes... - Wow. 487 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,419 - Also founded a charitable startup 488 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,421 that helps to offset the crippling cost 489 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,006 of Alzheimer's treatments, 490 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,675 an issue that is sadly near and dear to his family. 491 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,177 - Damn, Canaan, for your sake, I hope 492 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,220 you don't have to follow this guy. 493 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:33,182 - This year's winner is Canaan Greene. 494 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,017 - Wait. That was you? 495 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,061 [applause] 496 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:39,980 [upbeat music] 497 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,191 ♪ ♪ 498 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,609 ♪ ♪ 499 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:46,445 [dance music playing] 500 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:47,780 ♪ ♪ 501 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,658 - Hey. Wait, who are you dressed as? 502 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:51,950 Was Elle Woods queer? 503 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,452 - No, this isn't a costume. 504 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,037 The only time I'd ever consider dressing on theme 505 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,747 is for the Met Gala. 506 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,499 Who are you supposed to be? 507 00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,959 - Carol. 508 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,920 From the movie "Carol." 509 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,672 No? 510 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,715 So you have never been here before. 511 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,716 - Not once. 512 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,801 - Okay, well, I am excited 513 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:10,719 to show you around. 514 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,889 Oh, Ginger, Tova, you guys look great. 515 00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:14,932 - Thank you. 516 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:15,933 - This is Tatum. 517 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,643 - I'm not dressed up. 518 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:22,690 - Well, Tova, I am obsessed with your Mr. Peanut costume. 519 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,233 - I'm not dressed like a peanut. 520 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:25,776 I'm Marlene Dietrich 521 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,486 - That--that is my bad. The hat threw me off. 522 00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,947 - Told you. M&M, peanut. 523 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,448 Food groups, people think food groups. 524 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,283 - Maybe try a German accent. 525 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:38,414 - Hey, Carol, hold me closer, tall blond dancers. 526 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:39,873 - Okay, Elton. 527 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,417 - Yeah, you know, a little known fact: 528 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,001 the L in Elton actually stands for lesbian. 529 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,087 - Ah. Well, Alicia, this is Tatum. 530 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,422 And, Tatum, this is Alicia. 531 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:47,673 - Oh, it is so nice to meet you. 532 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,091 Just so you know, I usually wear 533 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,135 way bigger sunglasses than this. 534 00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,594 - Fun party. 535 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,263 I love all the rainbows. 536 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,432 So on the nose. 537 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:57,933 - Thank you. 538 00:16:58,016 --> 00:17:00,102 You know, Leighton actually had this great idea 539 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,104 to have a silent auction to help us raise money. 540 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:05,774 So please, feel free to buy something or everything. 541 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,317 - Well, we will take a look. 542 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,777 - We're gonna announce all the winners at 10:00. 543 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,113 - Oh, we'll be long gone by then. 544 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,282 Or maybe we'll still be here. 545 00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:15,075 - Let's go get a drink. 546 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,660 We will see you around? 547 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:17,745 - Of course. 548 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,079 All right, have fun, guys. 549 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,999 [softly] Wow. 550 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,793 - ♪ I will never be what you need of me ♪ 551 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,879 - Jess is never on campus, so it's gonna to be impossible. 552 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,839 [knocking] Oh, hey, Bela. 553 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:30,591 Thanks for coming by on such short notice. 554 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,092 I just want to get your eyes on the "Foxy" profile 555 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,260 before we went to press, 556 00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:34,803 see if you have any corrections. 557 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,263 - Yeah, of course. And if I see any mistakes, 558 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,806 should I just yell "Stop the presses" or... 559 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,725 - Yeah, please don't yell that. 560 00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:40,976 Here it is. 561 00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:42,269 - Whoa. 562 00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:43,854 - Yeah, I think it's my finest work 563 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,105 since I ranked all the murals on campus 564 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,982 by how racist they are. 565 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,692 - No, I mean, this looks more like a profile of me 566 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,068 than "The Foxy" as a whole. 567 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,653 - Yeah, I tried to spread it around, 568 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,072 but your quotes were funnier and more passionate. 569 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,449 You were also the loudest, 570 00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,493 which may have factored into things. 571 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,203 - I guess I'm just worried that the other editors 572 00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:01,330 might feel a little left out. 573 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:05,167 - Well, if you want, I can use this group photo instead. 574 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,461 And I can add in a few more quotes from the other girls 575 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,671 to even it out. 576 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:10,964 - I don't know. 577 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,508 - Whatever you want. Just tell me. 578 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:15,052 I have to write, like, 20 alumni obituaries, 579 00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:16,345 and there's not that many ways to say 580 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,181 "dead white businessman." 581 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,225 - Let's keep it as it is. - Yeah? 582 00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,018 - Yeah. - Great, cool. 583 00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:24,186 Thanks. 584 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,188 - ♪ Ever, ever, ever, ever ♪ 585 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,524 [upbeat dance music] 586 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,192 - Hey, thanks again for coming. 587 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,568 - Oh, my gosh, my pleasure. 588 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:32,694 Thanks for letting me eat your dessert. 589 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,071 - No problem. 590 00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,531 It was brutal watching the server tell you 591 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,032 the flowers on the plate weren't edible. 592 00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:38,826 - [laughs] 593 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,870 [soft slow music] 594 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,872 ♪ ♪ 595 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,749 - Should we-- 596 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:46,959 - Sure. 597 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,628 ♪ ♪ 598 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,381 - ♪ Cold breath... ♪ 599 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,549 - Hey, so why'd you never tell me 600 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,342 about your mom's Alzheimer's? 601 00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,386 - Sick parents don't usually come up 602 00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,555 casually in conversation. - Really? 603 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,473 I told you about my dad's gout on the first day of work. 604 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,724 - I remember. 605 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:03,809 Those photos will haunt me forever. 606 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,311 - ♪ So high ♪ 607 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,397 ♪ So high ♪ - I don't know. 608 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,065 It's not much to tell, really. 609 00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:11,900 She spent most of her time taking care of us, 610 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,737 so it's time for us to take care of her. 611 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,155 Oh, and her name is Paulette, 612 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,532 and she loves Judge Judy reruns. 613 00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:19,908 Is that what you meant? - Yes. 614 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,618 - Okay. 615 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:25,664 - Well, if you need anything, ever, I'm here. 616 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:26,999 - I appreciate that. 617 00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,418 - ♪ When it storms ♪ 618 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:35,716 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 619 00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:36,967 ♪ ♪ 620 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,886 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 621 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,054 [upbeat music playing] 622 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,931 - ♪ I'm just waiting for the... ♪ 623 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,808 - Leighton, remember when we said a safe word 624 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,435 to say when we want to leave? - Mm-hmm. 625 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,270 - Well, I potassium need us to get 626 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,771 our potassiums out of here, 627 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,523 or I won't potassium you tonight. 628 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:52,608 - Hey, sure. I get it. 629 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:53,692 I just--I think I should bid 630 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,861 on something before we leave. 631 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,362 - It's kind of cute they thought 632 00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:58,780 they could raise money by auctioning off things 633 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,407 that are arguably garbage. 634 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:03,452 I mean, what is this other than being fucking ugly? 635 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,495 - That's a pinch pot I made in pottery class. 636 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,289 It took me 70 hours. 637 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,167 - Well, I love it so much. 638 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,377 I will not let anyone else have it. 639 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,047 - $200? Wow. 640 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,673 Thanks, Leighton. - Yeah. 641 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,216 - Do you want 10 more that didn't turn out as good? 642 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,509 - Oh, I'll let you know. 643 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:20,719 - Okay. 644 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,598 - Okay. So I can tell you're mad. 645 00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,016 I guess I'm the asshole now? 646 00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,726 - Yeah, you are being kind of an asshole. 647 00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,144 You don't know Ginger. 648 00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:30,646 She is gonna be unpacking that in therapy 649 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,272 for the rest of her life. 650 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,482 - I am sorry, but this place 651 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,192 smells like a wet thrift shop. 652 00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:38,195 I'm surprised you like it so much. 653 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,614 - Maybe you don't know me as well as you think. 654 00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:43,325 Sure, these people make crafts like child mental patients, 655 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,118 but they are my friends, and I don't like 656 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,662 how judgmental you're being right now. 657 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,413 - This, coming from a person who once bragged 658 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,957 about being more judgmental than me. 659 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,501 - Yep. Well, maybe dating you 660 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,503 has made me realize 661 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,296 that the things we have in common are the things 662 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,923 that I want to change about myself. 663 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,928 - Y'all okay? 664 00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:04,554 - Uh, yeah. I'm good. 665 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:07,182 I just want to focus on having a good time. 666 00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:08,684 - Oh, you want to have a good time? 667 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,185 - Yep. - Well, get ready 668 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,020 for some karaoke, because I think 669 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,855 that Eleanor Roosevelt and Frida Kahlo 670 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,191 are about to duet on "The Boy is Mine." 671 00:21:16,274 --> 00:21:17,359 - Ah. 672 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,653 - Come on. - Okay. 673 00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:25,242 - ♪ And I'm just waiting for this house to burn down ♪ 674 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,119 - Well, that was really fun. - Mm. 675 00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:29,830 - You're welcome to stay. Sorry I only have one pillow. 676 00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:30,998 - Oh, that's okay. 677 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,749 But what are you gonna sleep on? 678 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,173 - I just never would have guessed 679 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:44,219 that you and I would be together, dating. 680 00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:46,054 I like it. 681 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,140 [softly] Come here. 682 00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:49,891 - Oh, okay. 683 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,728 [soft music] 684 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,521 - Thanks for such a nice evening. 685 00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:56,773 - You actually had a good time at that nerd fest? 686 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,108 - I had a great time. 687 00:21:58,191 --> 00:21:59,860 And I saw you having a good time, too, 688 00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:01,903 so you're the nerd, nerd. 689 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,280 - Oh, okay. 690 00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:05,365 - All right, this is me. 691 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:06,700 Thanks again. 692 00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:08,326 - Yeah. 693 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:09,745 - Hey? - Yeah. 694 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,456 - Thank you, not just for coming with me, 695 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:15,751 but for encouraging me to go. 696 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,127 You're a good friend. 697 00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:19,171 - So are you. [laughs] 698 00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:20,547 ♪ ♪ 699 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:22,215 - Good night. - Good night. 700 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:29,389 ♪ ♪ 701 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:38,774 - Hey. - Whoa. 702 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,525 They finally cast a Black James Bond. 703 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,069 - It's about damn time. 704 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,570 [both laugh] 705 00:22:43,653 --> 00:22:45,072 - Oh, congrats, by the way. 706 00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:46,114 Kimberly told me. 707 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,532 It was pretty awesome. 708 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:49,117 - It's no big deal. 709 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,535 - No, it is a big deal. 710 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,037 I'm proud of you. 711 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,830 - I appreciate you. 712 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,708 Where are you coming from? 713 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,795 - Oh, just studying at Willow's. 714 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,421 I should probably get home. 715 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:02,631 - Okay. 716 00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:03,632 Good night. 717 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,675 - Yeah. 718 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:09,471 - ♪ I always talk about doom and gloom ♪ 719 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:13,642 ♪ But maybe there's a silver lining ♪ 720 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:16,686 ♪ To my jet black attitude ♪ 721 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:19,648 ♪ Ooh ♪ 722 00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:23,568 ♪ But lately I've been losing sleep ♪ 723 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:27,364 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 724 00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:30,075 ♪ But if you're coming over... ♪ 725 00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,661 ♪ We're staying up ♪ 726 00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:33,620 - Hey. 727 00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:35,163 How was tonight? 728 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,623 - I think we should break up. 729 00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:38,542 - W-what? 730 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,252 [GRAE's "Grenade" playing] 731 00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:43,964 - ♪ Yeah, you say you've always got me ♪ 732 00:23:44,047 --> 00:23:48,301 ♪ That you'll never go and turn your back ♪ 733 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:52,514 ♪ Maybe you're the silver lining ♪ 734 00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:55,767 ♪ The cure to my heart attack ♪ 735 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:58,270 ♪ Ooh ♪ 736 00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:02,524 ♪ Lately, I've been feeling like a mess ♪ 737 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:05,944 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 738 00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:08,864 ♪ But if you're coming over ♪ 739 00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:10,866 ♪ We're staying up late ♪ 740 00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:12,909 ♪ never leaving this bed ♪ 741 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:16,621 ♪ You're keeping me safe, covers over my head ♪ 742 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:20,792 ♪ If I'm a grenade, I guess you're my pin ♪ 743 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:24,254 ♪ Holding me together till it all blows up ♪ 744 00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:27,048 ♪ Till it all caves in ♪ 745 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:31,803 ♪ ♪ 746 00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:36,141 ♪ If I'm a grenade, I guess you're my pin ♪ 747 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:39,811 ♪ Holding it together till it all blows up ♪ 748 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:42,230 ♪ Till it all caves in ♪ 749 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:45,442 ♪ Ooh ♪ 750 00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:49,863 ♪ Till it all blows up, till it all caves in ♪ 751 00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:52,949 ♪ Ooh ♪ 752 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:56,286 ♪ Till it all caves in ♪ 753 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:03,710 - Go to bed.