1 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:08,675 [Moonbeau's "Radio"] 2 00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:10,427 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,554 [door creaks open] - Guys, I'm freaking out. 4 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:14,889 Dan O'Connell is performing at Essex, and I just found out 5 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:17,058 I get to be his official student liaison. 6 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:18,601 - Wait, Dan O'Connell the stand-up? 7 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:19,728 He's so funny. - Yeah. 8 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:20,854 I love his late-night show. 9 00:00:20,937 --> 00:00:22,439 - He's adorable. He's so cute 10 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,107 in his little suits. - Wait. 11 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:25,442 You guys know who he is? 12 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:27,485 - Uh, yeah. He's, like, cool and famous. 13 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:28,820 - I guess I'm just not used to you guys 14 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:30,280 knowing anything about pop culture. 15 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:31,698 It's like living with three of my grandma. 16 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:32,782 - I know things! 17 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,242 Who told you guys that Al Roker 18 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:35,869 and Lenny Kravitz were cousins? - Yeah. 19 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:38,037 My fashion TikTok was very well-received 20 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:40,707 until I forgot my password and I couldn't log back in. 21 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,959 - So what exactly does a student liaison do? 22 00:00:43,042 --> 00:00:45,295 It sounds like a super exciting title. 23 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:47,130 - It is--I get to pick him up from the airport, 24 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:48,673 drive him back to campus, and make sure he has 25 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,175 his favorite turkey jerky in the greenroom. 26 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:52,051 I'm the luckiest girl in the world. 27 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:54,637 - So you're basically his free assistant for two days? 28 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,139 - Yeah, I mean, if I can get this guy 29 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:57,640 to think I'm funny, I could leverage it 30 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:58,683 into the holy grail 31 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,101 for aspiring comedy writers: 32 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:01,728 being an unpaid intern 33 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:03,229 on his late-night show. 34 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,482 - That doesn't sound that good. - No, it is. 35 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,484 Unpaid internships have been launching nepo babies 36 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:09,819 and rich kids into successful careers for decades. 37 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,529 [phone chimes] - Oh, is that Jackson? 38 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:13,490 - Hey! - "Just checking in on you." 39 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:15,158 Oh, my God. He is obsessed. I have never once 40 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,160 checked in on anyone. - Okay, so first he calls you 41 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:20,538 hot as the KJ party, and then he, like, nurses you back 42 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:22,290 to health Jane Austen-style. 43 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:24,459 Y'all are gonna bone. - I don't know. 44 00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:26,920 Ever since Jackson took care of me after my procedure, 45 00:01:27,003 --> 00:01:30,340 things between us have been, like, clinical. 46 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:32,133 - Oh, you got med-zoned. 47 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:33,676 - What's that? - Med-zoned. 48 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,637 You know, he saw you looking weak and pitiful, 49 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:36,930 and now that is how he sees you. 50 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:38,431 - Dude. - Sorry, not pitiful. 51 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:41,309 Just unsexual. Sickly, like Tiny Tim. 52 00:01:41,392 --> 00:01:43,478 - I'm Tiny Tim? - Wait, I think it's hot 53 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:45,188 to take care of a sick guy. - Totally. 54 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:46,731 Women think it's hot to take care of men. 55 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,608 Men don't think it's hot to take care of women. 56 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:50,693 Lance Armstrong, Sheryl Crow, it's all right there. 57 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,320 - As a reminder, I'm not sick. 58 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:54,948 - If Jackson was into you once, he can be into you again. 59 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:56,032 The whole med-zone thing, 60 00:01:56,115 --> 00:01:57,283 it's not real. - Uh-- 61 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,701 [knock at door] - Kimberly? 62 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,036 - Hey. - Hey, I found these 63 00:02:00,119 --> 00:02:01,287 in the bathroom. I think they're yours. 64 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:02,914 - Oh, no. Those are not mine. 65 00:02:02,997 --> 00:02:04,999 - It says they're leakproof postoperative pads 66 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,293 for a heavy flow. - No, my flow's pretty dainty. 67 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,212 - It has your name written on the package, Kimberly Finkle. 68 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:11,172 - Cool, I'll just take those and you can stop reading things 69 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:12,257 on the package. 70 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:13,716 - Man, were you sick. 71 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,177 I will never forget how gray your face was. 72 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:17,303 - Yeah. 73 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:18,429 - All right. Anyways, bye. 74 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,390 - Mm. - I take it back. 75 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:21,432 Delete his number. 76 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:22,976 You two are done. - Mm-hmm. 77 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:24,394 [MotoGirl's "Something from Nothing"] 78 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:25,728 - ♪ Somethin' from nothin' ♪ 79 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,939 ♪ I'm falling for you ♪ 80 00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:29,941 ♪ I can't help myself, it's what I do ♪ 81 00:02:30,024 --> 00:02:31,943 - In this lab, you will try to determine 82 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:35,113 whether yeast are capable of metabolizing fructose, 83 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:37,240 sucrose, glucose, and lactose. 84 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:39,576 We will be breaking up in groups of three, 85 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,077 so please find your name on the wall 86 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,412 for your assigned groups. 87 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,331 [students murmuring indistinctly] 88 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:49,294 - Oh, come on. 89 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:51,254 - Damn, dude, that wasn't even under your breath. 90 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:52,922 - Where's Bela? - Bela's not gonna make it 91 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,215 to class or lab today. 92 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:55,550 She has some comedy thing. 93 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:58,094 - Hmm, I don't really like funny things. 94 00:02:58,177 --> 00:02:59,512 - Yeah, I can see that. 95 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,848 Well, I'm psyched about his yeast experiment, 96 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:03,766 which is not a sentence I ever thought I'd say. 97 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,518 [laughs] - Look, I'll handle 98 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:07,979 this lab assignment myself and get you all an A. 99 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:09,522 I'd rather do the whole thing alone than risk 100 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:10,940 you or Bela messing it up. 101 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,276 - I don't need you doing the assignment for me. 102 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:15,820 I've been paying attention and prepping for the lab too. 103 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,196 I'm gonna do a good job. 104 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,073 - [laughs] 105 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:22,619 Oh, maybe I do like comedy. 106 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,954 I'm just gonna do it, but if you really wanna be involved, 107 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,874 you can, um, design the cover page for our report. 108 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:29,626 Maybe find some cute clip art? 109 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,044 [upbeat music] 110 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:32,795 - [scoffs] 111 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,547 - That's about-- 112 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,090 - Willow, Willow, Willow! 113 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:38,801 Hey, friend. It is so good to see you. 114 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,219 Hi. - Oh. 115 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:41,596 You're Whitney's roommate, right? 116 00:03:41,679 --> 00:03:43,056 Kimberly, is it? - Kimberly? 117 00:03:43,139 --> 00:03:44,974 [laughs] You think I'm Kimberly? 118 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,518 I would slap you, but I need something from you. 119 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:50,855 - Hey, y'all go ahead without me. 120 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:52,857 What's up? - So you're a sophomore, right? 121 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,734 And you know all the hot girls on campus. 122 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:57,028 - I am a keeper of that information, yes. 123 00:03:57,111 --> 00:03:59,155 - I had a run-in with this girl the other day, 124 00:03:59,238 --> 00:04:02,492 and I've never seen her before, so I was wondering 125 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:06,496 if you could tell me who she is and I did take a picture. 126 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:08,456 - Oh, my God, this is some stalker shit. 127 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:09,958 - Don't be dramatic. It's not stalking 128 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:12,543 if the stalker is just as hot as the victim. 129 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:15,171 Shouldn't have said "victim," but could you just zoom in 130 00:04:15,254 --> 00:04:16,339 and see if you recognize her? 131 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:18,174 - [sighs] 132 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:20,760 Oh, I do know her. Her name is Tatum. 133 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:22,595 She's a junior on the tennis team. 134 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:25,264 - Yes, I knew I would figure it out. 135 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:27,016 - That girl looks exactly like you. 136 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:30,687 Oh, are you in the twincest phase of coming out? 137 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,438 - Twincest? - Mm-hmm. 138 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:34,274 - Like I'm interested in Tatum 'cause she reminds me of me? 139 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:36,109 No. Okay, that's gross. 140 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:39,696 - Lies, that what I told myself when I dated Jazmin. 141 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,489 - Hmm. Yeah, that's weird. 142 00:04:41,572 --> 00:04:43,366 - Yes, it is, but it's not not hot. 143 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:46,077 - Do you think you know Tatum well enough to introduce me? 144 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,538 - Do you want that enough that you'd, like, 145 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,039 buy me a jacket? 146 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,208 - Are you serious? - I am. I'm being friendly, 147 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:54,460 but I consider this transactional. 148 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:56,462 - Fine, yes. Yes. 149 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,214 If you help me, I will buy you a jacket. 150 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,091 - Okay, deal. Now I know this may be 151 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:02,093 a silly question to ask a white person, 152 00:05:02,176 --> 00:05:04,887 but do you own a tennis racket? 153 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,806 - Wilson or Babolat? I have both. 154 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:08,558 - We just need one. 155 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,560 [mellow music] 156 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:11,894 - Well, you're probably wondering 157 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,521 why I called this staff meeting. 158 00:05:13,604 --> 00:05:15,231 This is one of the hardest things 159 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:16,232 I've ever had to say. 160 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:18,067 - Oh, no. Did someone die? 161 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,486 - In a way, yes. 162 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,905 This is officially my last day at Sips. 163 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,157 I have been let go. 164 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,616 - Let go? - Oh. 165 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,201 - Oh, no. They found some weird shit 166 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:28,703 on your computer, huh? - I knew it. 167 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:30,204 Oh, my God, we're gonna be on "Dateline." 168 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:32,081 - No, it's nothing like that. 169 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,709 The administration said, and I quote, 170 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,002 "A student could do my job." 171 00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:37,462 [scoffs] Can you believe that? 172 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:38,796 both: No. - What? 173 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:39,964 - Mm-mm. - That's crazy. 174 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,257 - It has been the honor 175 00:05:41,340 --> 00:05:43,801 of my life to oversee this place 176 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:44,886 for 30 years. 177 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:46,346 - 30 years? 178 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:47,805 [softly] How old is this man? 179 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,849 - We're gonna be starting a little Venmo fund 180 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:51,851 for a goodbye gift, just a little something 181 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:53,144 to say "Thank you, Roger." 182 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:55,271 - So we, your employees, 183 00:05:55,354 --> 00:05:58,357 are going to be giving you, our boss, money? 184 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:00,443 - That is correct. I have no savings. 185 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:03,488 - Well, I think I can say for all of us when I say, 186 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:07,784 words cannot espresso what you bean to us. 187 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,994 - Oh, my God. - Jesus Christ. 188 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,832 Everything I brew, 189 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:17,919 I brew it for you? 190 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:19,754 - Whatever you do next, 191 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:23,716 I hope it will mocha you very happy. 192 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,676 - Puns about coffee. [laughs] 193 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:26,844 That's my favorite. 194 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,096 [both laugh] 195 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:29,806 It's why you guys are my best friends. 196 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:32,725 Come here. - Wow. 197 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:34,143 [The Funk Hunters' "Say Something"] 198 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,978 - ♪ You've been way too quiet ♪ 199 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,397 ♪ I've been way too sober, don't wanna ♪ 200 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,274 - I'm getting a little nervous about meeting Dan. 201 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:41,943 Should I say "hi" or "hello" when I first see him? 202 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:43,903 Which word is funnier? - Just try to be normal. 203 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:45,947 I mean, I know you're incapable of doing that. 204 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:47,824 - The good news is, it's an hour-long trip back 205 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,867 to campus for some uninterrupted one on one. 206 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:51,327 So I'll have him trapped. 207 00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:53,412 - Do not use those words with him. 208 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:54,956 - I mapped out a route that takes us 209 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:56,541 by a Taco Bell because I came up with a joke 210 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:58,751 about Taco Bell. It adds 23 minutes to the trip, 211 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,920 but I think it's worth it. - Bela, you sound insane. 212 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:02,964 You just need to be yourself and I'm sure this guy'll think 213 00:07:03,047 --> 00:07:04,674 you're great and funny. - Thank you. 214 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:06,092 I needed to hear that. Shit, he's here. 215 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:07,677 Okay. I gotta go, bye. 216 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:08,678 Hi. - Hi. 217 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:10,555 - Hello. I'm Bela Malhotra, 218 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:12,473 your student liaison. It's an honor to meet you 219 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:14,684 and have the opportunity to pick that brilliant brain 220 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:16,644 of yours. 221 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:18,146 Okay, I'll take your bag. 222 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:19,897 - Oh, are you sure? - Yeah, I go to the gym. 223 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:21,732 You sure you wouldn't be more comfortable up front? 224 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,401 I don't mind. - Oh, that's great. 225 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:25,486 - Okay, great, I'll pull over maybe at a Taco Bell 226 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:27,029 that's coming up? You know, the funny thing about 227 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,531 Taco Bell is that even though it thinks-- 228 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:30,032 Sorry. I was talking to my agent. 229 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,951 - Ah. - Sorry, yeah, uh-huh. 230 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:33,995 Look, listen, I know that it's a Super Bowl ad, 231 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:36,622 but mayonnaise just seems kind of gross. 232 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:37,874 Hey, Bela. - Yeah. 233 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,292 - It's a little chilly back here. 234 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:40,626 - Yeah, I guess the question is 235 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,253 how much mayo would I have to eat? 236 00:07:42,336 --> 00:07:44,005 [upbeat music] 237 00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:46,048 - I got you, boo. A cappuccino 238 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,216 and a white chocolate biscotti. 239 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,634 - And you drew Shakespeare 240 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:51,304 in the foam! [both laugh] 241 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:53,306 - You're one of a kind, Lila. 242 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:54,891 - Oh. - Isn't she great? 243 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,726 - She's definitely a big presence here. 244 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:58,477 - Enjoy it, Professor Dobson. 245 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:00,855 And try not to fall asleep on the table again. 246 00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:03,399 - How could I, with a drink like this? 247 00:08:03,482 --> 00:08:04,650 - [laughs] 248 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:08,196 - Lila, I have sort of a crazy idea. 249 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:09,405 - That we should get new uniforms 250 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:10,698 now the management's changing? 251 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:13,034 Agreed, 'cause this maroon polo, 252 00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:15,077 it's not emphasizing my assets. - No. 253 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:18,998 Lila, I think you would be a really good manager of Sips. 254 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:20,208 You should apply for the job. 255 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,751 - You think I want Roger's job? 256 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,002 - You would make so much money, 257 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:24,879 and you'd be the boss. 258 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:26,756 - What makes you think I'd have any interest 259 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:28,382 in climbing the corporate ladder 260 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:29,800 of some little coffee shop? 261 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:32,220 - You're just personable and caring. 262 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:33,262 It's just an idea. 263 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,640 - Yeah, a bad one. 264 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:37,308 I'm going on a break. 265 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:40,186 - Wait, how am I always the only one working? 266 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:42,188 ♪ ♪ 267 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:44,148 - And then she completely flew off the handle. 268 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,192 I don't get what I said wrong. 269 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:48,277 - Well, telling somebody that they should do a job 270 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,862 that you wouldn't wanna do yourself, 271 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:51,614 it's like telling someone their mom is hot. 272 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,074 No one wants to hear it. 273 00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:54,367 - Yours really is though. 274 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:55,785 - For the last time, stop. 275 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,787 - Yeah, my day's been pretty bad too. 276 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,622 This bio bro in Professor Harpin's class 277 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,624 keeps icing me out of our lab assignment. 278 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:03,376 I'm sure he'll get us an A, but still. 279 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:04,794 It's infuriating. 280 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,003 - Not to be anti-feminist, 281 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,047 but I don't see the problem. 282 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:10,591 I would die for somebody to do my boring science homework. 283 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:13,803 - Okay, believe it or not, I genuinely like this class. 284 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,638 We're determining the respiration rate of yeast 285 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,515 using different sugars. 286 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:19,475 - Who are you and what have you done with Whitney? 287 00:09:19,558 --> 00:09:21,686 - Okay, don't diss me for liking science, math nerd. 288 00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:24,647 - Math is objectively cooler than biochem. 289 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:27,775 Ask anyone, calculated variables are the shit. 290 00:09:27,858 --> 00:09:29,652 - You wish. - Wait, are you nerds, 291 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,445 and am I the cool roommate now? 292 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:32,488 both: No. 293 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,366 - Oh. [phone chimes] 294 00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:37,159 - Oh, shit. 295 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,744 - You good? You're eating your food 296 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:39,829 like you're mad at it. 297 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:41,247 - I just got a text from Dan. 298 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,957 He has a zit. Duty calls. 299 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,208 - How did it go in the car? 300 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:46,043 Did he agree to read your stuff? 301 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:47,837 - The moment didn't feel right, so I haven't asked him yet. 302 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,547 I didn't want to bug him and come off like a try-hard. 303 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,132 - Why not? That's, like, one of your defining qualities. 304 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:52,591 - It's okay. I have a plan. 305 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,385 First of all, show him I'm above nothing 306 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:55,928 and don't respect myself, and then he'll hire me 307 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,388 to keep doing that. 308 00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:59,557 - Again, that doesn't sound like a good job. 309 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,434 - Okay. 310 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:04,520 - ♪ Do it, do it, do it, do it like a boss ♪ 311 00:10:04,603 --> 00:10:06,355 ♪ Do it, do it like a boss ♪ 312 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,566 ♪ I'ma do it, do it, do it like a boss. 313 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:09,984 - [grunts] 314 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:11,986 Yes! That is match point! 315 00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:13,154 In your face! 316 00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:15,656 - I know we agreed that I would lose to you, 317 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,199 but you don't have to be so annoying about it. 318 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,326 - It needs to be impressive. 319 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:20,786 Do you think she saw? 320 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,039 - Mm-mm. - Damn it! 321 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,291 Tatum hasn't looked over here once. 322 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:26,709 I wonder if it's my backhand form. 323 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,294 - I think it's that she doesn't know 324 00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:31,255 or care who you are. 325 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,299 - She is so indifferent. 326 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:35,718 It's so fucking hot. - Mm. 327 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,094 - Okay, they're taking a water break. 328 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:38,512 This is our chance. Come on. Be cool. 329 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:41,057 - Can I still peel my orange? - Just-- 330 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:43,934 - Hey, what's up, Kate? 331 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,019 - What are you guys up to tonight? 332 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:46,395 Anything good? 333 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,647 - Um, I might go to that Dan O'Connell show. 334 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:52,276 My roommate helped organize it, so I kind of have an in. 335 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,652 [laughs] 336 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:55,571 Do you think, um, you might go? 337 00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:57,406 It's Tatum, right? 338 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:00,159 - Yeah, no, I'm not really into campus-sponsored events. 339 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:02,828 But that should be fun for, like, gen pop. 340 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,121 - Oh, agree. Agree. 341 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,915 I hate campus-sponsored events. 342 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,416 Oh, my God. I was only going 343 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,210 so I could, like, make fun of it. 344 00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:10,252 [laughs] - Just own it 345 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,754 if that's what you're into. 346 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,715 All right, come on. Let's get back to it. 347 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:15,758 - That was humiliating. 348 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:17,051 Not only did she reject me, 349 00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:18,761 but she condemned my personhood. 350 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:21,013 - I'm really sorry. It happens to everyone. 351 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,099 - No, not young, beautiful blonde women 352 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,351 who have gone to the Met Gala. - You're losing me 353 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:27,561 - Take my credit card. Buy your jacket. 354 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,230 - Like, right now? 355 00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:32,233 [acoustic music] 356 00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:36,112 ♪ ♪ 357 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:37,279 - It's your lucky day. 358 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,614 I brought fancy doughnuts, 359 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:40,574 coffee, and my big ol' brain 360 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,076 to help us destroy this lab. 361 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:44,245 - First of all, I hate this kind of doughnut. 362 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:47,039 I don't need, like, a slice of bacon on my doughnut. 363 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,959 And secondly, why are you here? I told you not to come. 364 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,795 - Well, I don't just do what you tell me to, bro. 365 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,839 - Look, I know your mom is a senator or whatever, 366 00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:56,882 so I'm trying to be respectful. 367 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,843 - This is your respectful? 368 00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:00,386 - But this class is important to me. 369 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:02,513 I wanna go to med school and be a doctor. 370 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:05,766 I'm not some rich soccer jock party girl 371 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,769 whose mom will bankroll the rest of my life. 372 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,062 - You don't know me at all. 373 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,689 I've been working my ass off 374 00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:13,899 in this class, and I understand this lab. 375 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,651 Give me a chance to prove that I-- 376 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:18,195 [gasps] Shit! Fuck. 377 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,614 - Well, I'll hand it to you. 378 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,283 You did destroy this lab. 379 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:25,286 [upbeat music] 380 00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:26,787 ♪ ♪ 381 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,372 - Kimberly! Wait up. 382 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,915 - Oh, hey. 383 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,459 - Uh, it's a latte. 384 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,586 I drew Elena Kagan on it because I know you like her, 385 00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:35,671 but then I tripped on the way coming over here, 386 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,465 so now she looks like Chris Farley. 387 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:38,757 - [laughs weakly] 388 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,843 I'm sorry if suggesting the manager job 389 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,511 at Sips was insulting. 390 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,680 I just thought about who I would want to be my boss 391 00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:46,515 and it would obviously be you. 392 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,142 - Girl, I overreacted. 393 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:49,560 Honestly, I think I'd be good at it too, 394 00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:51,437 but the idea of interviewing for it, 395 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,980 it scares me. 396 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:54,940 I've never been good at interviews. 397 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,650 - You're not good at interviewing? 398 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:57,860 I don't believe that. 399 00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,069 You can be so charming 400 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,738 when you're not angry or hungry. 401 00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:02,865 - Thank you, bitch. I agree. 402 00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,450 I'm charming as shit. 403 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:07,870 It's an aura, but for some reason, 404 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,247 when people with authority ask me questions, 405 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:13,459 I just--I get so nervous. 406 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:14,960 - Oh, but everyone gets nervous. 407 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,545 It shouldn't stop you from going after the job 408 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,672 if you want it. You know what? 409 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,090 Let's do a mock interview. 410 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,383 We can practice, and that way 411 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,053 you won't be nervous on the day. 412 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,262 - Okay. 413 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:28,766 But I have never done role-playing 414 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:31,393 outside of a sexual context. 415 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,728 - I believe in you. 416 00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:33,771 - Okay. - Yeah. 417 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,231 - Let's do this. 418 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:38,192 [lively electronic music] 419 00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:40,486 ♪ ♪ 420 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:42,154 - [sighs] Again, sorry you were cold. 421 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,322 They're gonna make sure the temperature's 422 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:44,573 exactly at 75. 423 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,908 - Thank you. Yeah, it's just the cold 424 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,409 is, like, hurting my bones. 425 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:50,204 - Hey, I just wanted to say, 426 00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,622 you've been such an inspiration to me. 427 00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:52,748 I've been trying to play it cool, 428 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,166 but I'm a huge comedy nerd, 429 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,751 and I hope to do cool stuff like you one day. 430 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:58,504 - That's really sweet to hear. You know, 431 00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:00,506 I was like you in college. - Really? 432 00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:02,591 - Conan O'Brien did a show at UPenn when I was there, 433 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,301 and I was so nervous to meet him 434 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,595 that my hand was dripping with sweat. 435 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,056 - Well, that's me right now, but it's my armpits. 436 00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:10,140 Shouldn't have worn wool. 437 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:11,767 - [laughs] 438 00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:13,310 Hey, if you like comedy, 439 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:14,937 I actually have a question you could be helpful with. 440 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,940 - Oh, my God, yes. - So could you tell me, 441 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:21,610 like, any details about what's going on at Essex these days? 442 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,112 - Ah, okay. Lemme think. 443 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,947 - Yeah. - Um... 444 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,825 a sophomore got trampled in the crowd at fajita night. 445 00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,410 A bunch of students are suing the school 446 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:30,869 from being scalded by the showers. 447 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,622 - Okay. Well, maybe not those. 448 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:37,459 - Um, the girls softball team got suspended for doing MDMA. 449 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:38,627 - Really? 450 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,962 High female athletes 451 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,339 tripping balls instead of throwing them. 452 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,925 That's perfect. Thank you. 453 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,303 - [sighs] 454 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,096 Hey, I love your show 455 00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:51,473 and would kill to be considered for an internship. 456 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,810 It would mean the world to me, and I would do such a good job. 457 00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:56,478 - You know what? Send me your résumé. 458 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,896 I'm always setting up new projects, 459 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,690 and we're always looking for free labor. 460 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:01,150 - Oh, my God, thank you. 461 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,027 [knock at door] - Of course. 462 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,236 - It's time to go on. 463 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,321 - [laughing] Okay, great. 464 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,031 Thank you. 465 00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,073 Here we go. 466 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,284 - Have a good show. 467 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,786 Yes! Yes! 468 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,664 [upbeat disco music] 469 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:19,335 - Ladies and gentlemen, Dan O'Connell. 470 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:23,297 - Hello! My goodness! [cheers and applause] 471 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,840 Holy cow! 472 00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:28,510 Hello, Essex College! 473 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,887 My God. 474 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,348 A little amped up, aren't we? 475 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,515 Yeah! 476 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,850 Wow, have we been partying 477 00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,560 with the girls softball team? 478 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,020 [laughter] 479 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,396 That's what I thought. 480 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,148 A student named Bela helped me with that one. 481 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:43,359 Thank you, Bela. 482 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,903 So who's single? 483 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:47,821 [upbeat music] 484 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,490 - Okay, so I'll play the interviewer. 485 00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:51,533 - Thank you so much for applying for the job. 486 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,077 What made you interested in it? 487 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,912 - Easy. The money and the power, bitch. 488 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:56,622 - That might be too honest, and I don't think 489 00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,457 you should call the interviewer "bitch." 490 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,376 - My authenticity is my greatest gift. 491 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,794 - Let's start over. 492 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:03,504 How are your customer relations? 493 00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,089 - Oh, so good. 494 00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,715 And I'm not above giving a butt squeeze 495 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,675 to a good tipper. 496 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,218 - That is problematic, 497 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,595 and I think illegal. Can you take this seriously? 498 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,556 - [groans] Kimberly, this is impossible. 499 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,600 I can't be this polite, professional 500 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:17,726 little miss perfect. 501 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,228 - You don't have to be perfect. 502 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,063 You just have to show them the real Lila, 503 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:23,399 not the tough, outrageous Lila 504 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,526 who doesn't care what people think. 505 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,611 The one who does care. 506 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,363 - I don't think I can do this. 507 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,073 - Yes, you can. 508 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,325 Now again, why do you, Lila Flores, 509 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,078 wanna be the manager of Sips? 510 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,914 - I started working at Sips because I needed the money. 511 00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:41,041 - Mm-hmm. - But then I actually 512 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,084 started liking it. 513 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,920 I like scheduling. 514 00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:46,588 I like making oat milk lattes 515 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:50,092 and seeing how happy it makes people. 516 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,052 Sips is my community, 517 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:56,640 and I want the chance to be the leader of my community. 518 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,644 - That was so great. 519 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,646 - It was? - Yes. 520 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,523 - [laughs] Yes, honey. 521 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,900 I'ma breathe and body this thing. 522 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,569 - Oh, and just remember the most important thing 523 00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:10,279 I told you. - Oh, I know, I know, I know. 524 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,281 Wear a bra. I got this. 525 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,159 - And he used my joke. 526 00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:17,244 Well, not my joke exactly, but my observation, 527 00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:18,912 which he turned he turned into a funny topical shout-out, 528 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,707 which is, like, a quarter of a joke, I think. 529 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,542 - And he agreed to consider you for an internship? 530 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,169 That's amazing. - I know, right? 531 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,754 But right now, I need to hurry up and get him a beer. 532 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,464 He specified that he wanted it ice-cold. 533 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,340 - Oh, yeah. Cool. I got it. Can I get a beer, please? 534 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,967 - No, that's okay. I-- - Let's go. 535 00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:34,636 I'm dying to meet him. 536 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,054 - Nice to meet you guys. 537 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,931 - Want an icy cold beer? Heard ya weirdly like 'em 538 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,475 like that. - Thanks, man. 539 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:40,851 - Dan, this is Eric. 540 00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:43,020 - I'm a huge fan, and I'm the editor in chief 541 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:45,314 of "The Catullan." - "The Catullan!" No shit? 542 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,608 About half my writing staff's from "The Catullan." 543 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:50,360 You run the whole thing? - Look, that's only a big deal 544 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,904 to, like, two dozen people in the whole world, 545 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,781 so I'm really glad you're one of 'em. 546 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,324 - [laughs] - You know, people said 547 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:56,742 late-night variety shows were dead, 548 00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,535 but you're, like, making 'em cool again. 549 00:17:58,619 --> 00:17:59,578 - Thanks, man. 550 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:01,622 Yeah, it is so much work, 551 00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,040 so that really means a lot. 552 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,333 You know, you guys should really work 553 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,626 on your writers' submission packets 554 00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:07,002 for the show. 555 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,420 - Writers' packets? - Yeah. 556 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:09,922 - Hypothetically, what do you like to see 557 00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,215 in a typical writer's packet? 558 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:13,008 - Well, ideally it would be 559 00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:16,512 50 monologue jokes, 3 pages of segment ideas, 560 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,223 a handful of sketches, some hard-hitting desk pieces, 561 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,933 and nothing I've ever seen before. 562 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,142 - I'm gonna be real with you, Dan. 563 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,852 I don't have any of that stuff, 564 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,521 but I'm gonna work really hard tonight and make sure-- 565 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:26,855 - Uh, Dan, I actually have a packet 566 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,607 that meets the criteria, and I would love 567 00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:29,858 to have it be considered. 568 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,109 - Yeah, sure. You know, hey. 569 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,736 Gimme your phone. Yeah, come on. 570 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,072 I'm gonna put my info in it. 571 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,657 I like your attitude. 572 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,284 Here you go. - Thanks. 573 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,911 - Well, if you excuse me, I'm gonna find 574 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,538 a bathroom in this frat house, 575 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:45,332 and I really hope a drunk guy hugs me at the urinal. 576 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:49,545 [both laugh] - All right, have fun. 577 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,421 - What the hell was that? - What? 578 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,131 - You know how important this was to me. 579 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,925 I've been Dan's slave for two days now. 580 00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,094 I had to get him a Zyrtec at 2:00 a.m. last night 581 00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,720 because Vermont makes him sneezy. 582 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,722 - Bela, in case you forgot, being a comedy writer 583 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:01,974 is also my dream. - Yeah. 584 00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,725 But I clearly had dibs on him. 585 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,061 - Dibs? Are you serious? This is my future too. 586 00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:07,896 That doesn't change just 'cause we're dating. 587 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,815 I'm gonna do whatever it takes, just like you. 588 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:15,237 ♪ ♪ 589 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,031 - Great, so instead of being here until 2:00 a.m., 590 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,908 we'll be here until morning. Now I'm stress eating 591 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,536 your crappy doughnuts. 592 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,997 Are you happy? 593 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,165 - Wait, you made a mistake. 594 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,500 - By not tricking you into thinking 595 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,294 this lab was in a different building? 596 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,795 Yeah, that was a mistake. 597 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,255 - No, in the lab. 598 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,506 I'm looking at your work, 599 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,258 and your penmanship is horrible, 600 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,510 by the way, but your math is off. 601 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,430 We're measuring the rate of CO2 as the yeast respires. 602 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,515 Yeast can metabolize sugar in two ways, 603 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:46,184 but you didn't account for aerobic and anaerobic. 604 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:49,271 - I probably just made an error 'cause you were distracting me. 605 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:52,316 - You did this before I got here. 606 00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:54,151 - [quietly] I guess I did. 607 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:57,571 - Mm, you did what? 608 00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:58,947 - I made a mistake. - I guess 609 00:19:59,031 --> 00:19:59,990 it's a good thing I came, 610 00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,450 otherwise you'd have ended up 611 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,368 doing the entire thing wrong. 612 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:06,204 You should be grateful I spilled on your papers. 613 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,789 - Okay, you did one thing right. 614 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,834 Let's not get carried away. 615 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,545 But thank you for catching that. 616 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:25,349 [upbeat electronic music] 617 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:28,310 ♪ ♪ 618 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:29,645 - [softly] Hmm. 619 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:34,149 ♪ ♪ 620 00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:35,192 - [laughs, gasps] 621 00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:36,318 Oh, my God, it's Tatum. 622 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,653 No, no, no. Do not look, okay? 623 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:38,987 I had a super embarrassing run-in 624 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,489 with her earlier. - Wait. That girl? 625 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:42,491 Earlier I talked to her for, like, 20 minutes, 626 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:43,825 thinking it was you. - Oh. 627 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,160 - Leighton, you should go say hi. 628 00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:47,287 - I can't. It was brutal. All right? 629 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:48,956 My only move now is to avoid her 630 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,332 at all costs until I graduate. 631 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,084 - Sometimes you build things up in your head, 632 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:54,753 and they're really not as bad as... 633 00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,713 Oh, my God, she hates us. 634 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,215 I didn't know it was possible to bully someone 635 00:20:58,298 --> 00:20:59,675 with just your eyes. 636 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,678 [upbeat music] 637 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:06,390 ♪ ♪ 638 00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:09,184 - Sorry. 639 00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:11,186 ♪ ♪ 640 00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:14,898 - Hey. - Oh, hi. 641 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,067 How was the comedy show? 642 00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,986 - You know what? It was great. 643 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,487 There was nothing cool about it, 644 00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:21,780 but I fuckin' loved it. 645 00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:23,281 It was fun to be around 646 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,700 other excited gen pop 647 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,119 all enjoying something together. 648 00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,203 - Wow, okay. 649 00:21:28,286 --> 00:21:30,038 - So you can be as judgmental 650 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,665 as you want, but I promise you, babe, 651 00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:34,710 there is no way you are as judgmental as me. 652 00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,169 - Oh, really? - Mm-hmm. 653 00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,796 And yeah, like, you know, um, I used to have 654 00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:39,589 those exact same Prada boots 655 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:42,551 until I realized that they were way too many seasons old 656 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:43,593 to keep in my closet. 657 00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:45,387 [both laugh] - Damn. 658 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:48,015 Okay, I've never been Prada shamed before. 659 00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:49,141 - Mm. - Here. 660 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:50,225 Put your number in my phone. 661 00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:54,062 ♪ ♪ 662 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,397 - There. 663 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,399 - 917, cool. 664 00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:59,443 I'm from New York too. 665 00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:02,112 I just texted you. 666 00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:03,613 - New York, huh? 667 00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:06,742 Brave thing to say when you're a 516 number. 668 00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:08,702 Long Island. How sad. 669 00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,662 [laughs] 670 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:17,586 ♪ ♪ 671 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,796 - Oh, my God, him. It's Jackson. 672 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,673 - Wait, that's Jackson? 673 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,508 He looks like Thor's stand-in. 674 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,343 - Yeah, I know, but it doesn't matter. 675 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:26,762 He saw me at my lowest point, 676 00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:28,221 and now that's all he associates me with. 677 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,057 I've been med-zoned, which means-- 678 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,308 - Yeah, yeah. I get it. 679 00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:32,559 You need to practice what you preach. 680 00:22:32,642 --> 00:22:34,269 I thought no one would ever see me 681 00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:35,812 as management material, but you did. 682 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:38,398 And just because no one would ever see you 683 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,442 in a million, billion years pulling 684 00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:43,945 that luscious Midwestern corn-fed motherfucker, 685 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:47,074 does not mean that he might not be into it. 686 00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:50,035 ♪ ♪ 687 00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:51,745 - Go get him. 688 00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:53,830 ♪ ♪ 689 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:56,041 - Oh, hey, champ. How you feeling today? 690 00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:59,086 - While I appreciate your concern, I'm good. 691 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:00,629 Like, 100% healed. 692 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:02,964 I'm not fragile, not Tiny Tim. I'm good. 693 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,466 It's almost as if it never happened. 694 00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:08,595 So you don't have to ask me how I am anymore. 695 00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:10,514 I'm ready for anything. 696 00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:12,474 ♪ ♪ 697 00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:14,309 - Is that so? - Mm-hmm. 698 00:23:14,392 --> 00:23:15,894 - ♪ I don't care what you think ♪ 699 00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:17,395 ♪ Fuck what your people think ♪ 700 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,272 ♪ I gotta go through it ♪ 701 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:22,192 ♪ Let me go through it, through it, through it, yeah ♪ 702 00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:24,152 ♪ Wait, I don't care what you think ♪ 703 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,904 ♪ Fuck what your people think ♪ 704 00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:27,072 ♪ I gotta go through it ♪ 705 00:23:27,155 --> 00:23:28,573 ♪ Let me go through it ♪ 706 00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:32,202 - Are you looking at my arms? 707 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:34,204 - No, no. I mean, I thought you had a stain 708 00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:35,872 on your shirt, but you don't. 709 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,249 - [laughs softly] 710 00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:39,459 It's okay. I don't mind. 711 00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:46,174 So I'm gonna head out. 712 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:47,717 - Yeah, sounds good. 713 00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:50,053 Good night. - Good night. 714 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:53,140 [Ofelia K's "I Love my Lawyer"] 715 00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:55,642 - ♪ Let me be your witness ♪ 716 00:23:55,725 --> 00:23:57,644 ♪ Everybody's looking for a way out ♪ 717 00:23:57,727 --> 00:24:00,397 ♪ I want in ♪ 718 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,024 ♪ ♪ 719 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:06,528 ♪ I wanna lose control ♪ 720 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,739 - I'm officially serving corporate realness. 721 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,032 I got the job. 722 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,617 - Oh, my God! - Ay, congratulations. 723 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:15,245 - I'm so happy the interview went well. 724 00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:16,997 - I still blurted out a few awkward 725 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,665 and highly inappropriate things, 726 00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:21,042 but I got the earnest shit out first, so they ate it up. 727 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,003 - [gasps] Should we honor your achievement 728 00:24:23,086 --> 00:24:24,796 by ending our shift early... 729 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,923 - And playing a little pong at the KJ house? 730 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:28,550 - Are you out of your minds? Cutting out early 731 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,760 to dick around on the company's dime? 732 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:31,803 Not on my watch. 733 00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:34,222 Get back to work. 734 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,891 - We're just trying to celebrate you. 735 00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:39,227 - Yeah, but the thing is, 736 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:42,355 I work for the man now, bitches. 737 00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,566 And I found out I get a big, old bonus 738 00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:46,359 if I keep profits up. 739 00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:48,528 Oh, I'm gonna like this. [laughs] 740 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,113 - Can't believe I miss Roger. 741 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:53,700 - ♪ I don't pick up when you call no more ♪ 742 00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:55,785 ♪ ♪ 743 00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:57,329 - How's your packet going? 744 00:24:57,412 --> 00:24:59,039 I've never seen you pull an all-nighter before. 745 00:24:59,122 --> 00:25:00,874 I'm impressed, and it was way easier 746 00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:02,167 to sleep without all your snoring. 747 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,376 - I don't know how to do any 748 00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:05,462 of this shit. It's so annoying. 749 00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:06,755 The only reason Eric even knows is because 750 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:08,298 of years of patriarchal access 751 00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:09,591 to the old boys' network. 752 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:10,926 - Oh, my God, it is way too early 753 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,427 for all this angry feminist shit. 754 00:25:12,510 --> 00:25:13,803 - I'm never gonna have this submission in 755 00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:15,096 before Eric, and his is gonna be 756 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,848 so much better. 757 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:19,267 - Hey, he's got nothing on you, okay? 758 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,394 You make me laugh every single day, 759 00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:23,480 even when you don't mean to. 760 00:25:23,563 --> 00:25:24,606 You're funny as hell. 761 00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:26,024 - Thank you. - I'm sure 762 00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:27,692 that you've already impressed Dan. 763 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:30,111 You just gotta take every opportunity 764 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,446 to make him remember you. 765 00:25:31,529 --> 00:25:34,532 [upbeat electronic music] 766 00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:41,706 ♪ ♪ 767 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,420 [knocks] 768 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:52,842 - Hey. Whoa. 769 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:54,552 Oh, thank you. 770 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:56,137 You know, no one should look that good 771 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,430 this early in the morning. 772 00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:58,848 That's why I look like shit. 773 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,350 - [laughs] 774 00:26:00,433 --> 00:26:01,518 I have the car downstairs ready 775 00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:02,727 to take you to the airport. 776 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:05,438 - Great. I'll grab my luggage. 777 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:06,940 - ♪ Oh, my God ♪ 778 00:26:07,023 --> 00:26:08,650 ♪ Now my heart is beating hard ♪ 779 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:11,987 ♪ Heaven knows what you've done to me ♪ 780 00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:14,072 ♪ 'Cause I smile ♪ 781 00:26:14,155 --> 00:26:15,699 ♪ Through a frown ♪ 782 00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:17,534 ♪ Swear I'm up ♪ 783 00:26:17,617 --> 00:26:21,079 ♪ When I'm six feet underground ♪ 784 00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:22,747 ♪ Take me now ♪ 785 00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:26,960 ♪ I'm in love With a heartless lover ♪ 786 00:26:27,043 --> 00:26:28,461 ♪ Oh, my God ♪ 787 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,171 ♪ Now my heart is beating hard ♪ 788 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:33,883 ♪ Heaven knows what you've done to me ♪ 789 00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:37,220 ♪ Oh, my God, nail my heart up to the cross ♪ 790 00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:41,516 ♪ I'm a wreck, but I'll never leave ♪ 791 00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:44,185 ♪ Karma is a lie ♪ 792 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:48,523 ♪ She and I come back to you ♪ 793 00:26:48,606 --> 00:26:51,526 ♪ Drenched in neon light ♪ 794 00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:55,739 ♪ But my eyes are black and blue ♪ 795 00:26:55,822 --> 00:27:02,912 ♪ ♪ 796 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:11,880 ♪ Oh, my God ♪ 797 00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:13,548 ♪ Now my heart is beating hard ♪ 798 00:27:13,631 --> 00:27:17,385 ♪ Heaven knows what you've done to me ♪ 799 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:20,638 ♪ Oh, my God, nail my heart up to the cross ♪ 800 00:27:20,722 --> 00:27:24,059 ♪ I'm a wreck, but I'll never leave ♪ 801 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:26,061 ♪ 'Cause I smile ♪ 802 00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:27,979 ♪ Through a frown ♪ 803 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,564 ♪ Swear I'm up ♪ 804 00:27:29,647 --> 00:27:33,068 ♪ When I'm six feet underground ♪ 805 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:34,903 ♪ Take me now ♪ 806 00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:39,032 ♪ I'm in love With a heartless lover ♪ 807 00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:40,200 - Go to bed.