- ♪ Monsters never sleep we driven like a villain ♪
♪ They be countin' sheep, I'm the GOAT keep it chillin' ♪
♪ G-O-A-T not D.O.A., please ♪
♪ Your B.O. way stinks you know me ♪
♪ You know me I'ma put the fire ♪
♪ On the gasoline ♪ - [screams]
I just got amazing news.
Theta's charter officially got reinstated,
which means they can finally throw parties again.
- Yes! - Oh, hell yes!
- Oh, my God. - Obviously, we have to
make up for lost time, go to all of them,
and look super slutty.
- The names of these parties are insane.
Threesome Thursday, Fuck Me Friday,
and Sit On My Face Saturday.
They are gonna get kicked off this campus again so fast.
- We better party while we can.
[laughter]
- This is gonna be a really exciting week.
Especially because of this little guy.
- Um, everyone sees Kimberly's holding a needle, right?
- These are my hormone injections.
They coach my body into making tons of eggs.
- Do they make your boobs bigger?
If so, can I have three? - No.
But the side effects aren't bad.
The only bummer is that I can't drink.
- But it's Theta's party week.
You'll be a sober dud.
- You don't have to drink to have fun.
Who has to drink to have fun?
- I do. - Everyone in college.
- I'm tipsy right now.
- Well, can one of you help me with the first injection?
I don't like watching things go under my skin.
- Yeah, I'll do it. But, uh,
what happens if I hit your bones?
Where--where are your bones?
Sorry, I--I can't do it.
I'm in my head about the bones.
- Oh, my God.
Just give it to me, please.
Ohh.
Wow, she's really doing it.
- Ow, my bone! - Ahh!
[phone clatters]
- Just kidding. [laughs]
See, I am fun when I'm sober.
- ♪ Night's young slick now we bout pull slime ♪
♪ Link up and drink we only into good wine ♪
♪ Been bad been bad now get raunchy ♪
♪ Been bad, been bad know you want me ♪
- Hey, Whit, I forgot to do Biochem again.
Can I say it's 'cause your grandma died?
I already used up all mine.
- No. That's horrible.
Plus, I might need a grandma to kill during midterms.
- [gasps] Oh, shit, guys. Jackson's running towards us.
What do I do? What should I say?
- Um, well, he straight up
called you sexy at the KJ house.
Say something hot. - Okay.
- You got it.
- Ow, ow! Big boy runs fast!
- What did you say?
- I said, big boy runs fast.
- Right.
Bye.
- You had a second chance, and you said that shit again?
- Yeah, yeah, you're ruining this for us.
- Us? - Yes, us.
Our suite is like a friggin' sexual black hole.
Leighton got chlamydia, I'm banging Where's Waldo,
and Whitney just got dumped.
We need this. - Okay.
Yeah, okay. It's true, I got dumped.
But, guys, I'm over Canaan.
Actually, I already have my eye on someone
I'm excited to get to know better.
- Yes! Now we're talkin'. Who is it?
- Her name is Whitney. It's me.
I'm excited to love myself.
- Aw, that's beautiful. - I hated that.
- Uh-oh, he's running back again.
I'm gonna go duck into a building.
- Smart.
- What should I wear to the Theta tonight,
outfit one... [clicks tongue]
Or option two?
- Are these children's clothes? - Yeah.
Nothing makes your titties pop like a toddler top.
- Does that say "Daddy's Little Quarterback"?
- I know. I love it.
I just wish they had one in my size.
- None of these are in your size.
- Here you go.
I got a D? But I studied for, like, 15 minutes.
- Holy crap. I got my first A.
Oh, I am so texting this to my mom.
[camera shutter clicks] Gonna rub it in her face
for doubting me. - [laughs]
Wait, that's not your test.
- Moriah Harris?
Who's that?
Uh, excuse me, Paul?
Sorry, I think you gave me the wrong test.
- I'm so sorry. Must've mixed you two up.
My B.
[whispers] Great job.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Who mixes up the names Whitney and Moriah?
I know they're both legendary pop divas,
but the similarity ends there, bro.
- Who are you guys talking about?
- Our Biochem TA mixed me up
with the only other Black girl in our class.
- First of all, are you okay?
And it's important that you know this--
you don't have to be.
- Okay. It's annoying, yeah,
but I don't wanna make it a whole thing.
- Well, if that's your choice, I fully support you.
But I also think we can organize a rally.
- Why don't you just mention it to him next class?
- No, if I did that, it'd probably get all twisted,
and I'd become the angry Black girl.
- Oh! What if you-- - Guys, okay,
we don't have to solve subtle racism tonight.
Okay? Let's just have fun.
If we can ever get inside!
- I got this.
Hey, door guy!
Hell yeah! Toddler tops.
- It is very upsetting that that worked.
- Yeah.
[Matt Sofo's "Run the Track" featuring Coco]
♪ ♪
- Leight, don't answer this if this is homophobic--
- Not off to a great start. - Uh, of the three of us,
who are you most attracted to?
- Oh, my-- - Are you seriously
asking her to rank us?
- Not in a bad way.
Just in terms of physical hotness.
- This is ridiculous.
- Thank you, Whit. - Because obviously,
I'd be number one. - Ha!
- What's so funny? - [laughs] Nothing.
- I think she's laughing at your overconfidence.
Leighton is way more into
my brand of understated elegance.
- [laughs] - Damn it,
I spilled tequila on my children's shirt.
- Okay, I am not engaging in this.
That said, Bela would not be first.
Or second. - [gasps] I'm top two!
- Yeah, but I put out
Does that not factor in at all?
- Look, no offense, but none of you
are really my type. - What is your type?
- My perfect woman would probably be 5'6",
good style, preferably from a major metropolitan city,
blonde--
- I think you just described yourself.
- Mm, I did. I would be happy with a me.
- So of all the girls in this suite,
you rank yourself first?
- Oh, absolutely.
- Well, okay, then.
- You know, I would too.
She didn't hear me.
- ♪ Put them hands high ♪
♪ Put them hands high ♪
- Hey. - ♪ Put them hands high ♪
♪ Walk on the dance floor ♪
- [clears throat]
- ♪ When I'm feelin' on her ♪
♪ Like the she the best in show ♪
♪ Scream at the DJ till I get me some ho ♪
- Eric, what are you doing here?
Did a frat guy hire you to fix his computer or something?
- Bela, for the last time, I am not a member of the Geek Squad.
- Here you go. - Oh, thanks.
Uh, Bela, this is Dana.
- How do you guys know each other?
She your cousin or something?
- She's my date.
- And I'm a new writer on "The Catullan."
- Oh, really?
So you're funny and pretty.
Love that for you.
- Please, you are way prettier than me.
I look like I was just rescued from a well.
[laughing]
- Oof, um, that was actually pretty insensitive
to people who have lost family members in well accidents.
- ♪ Put them hands high ♪
♪ Put them hands high ♪
- ♪ Let the world know what you all about ♪
♪ ♪
I cannot believe Eric brought another girl here.
- I can't believe he knows another girl.
- Be honest, I'm hotter than her, right?
Actually, don't be honest. Just say yes.
- Are you jealous? I thought you and Eric
were both hooking up with other people.
- Yeah, but when I do it
it's fun and flirty and feminist.
When he does it, it's offensive to women everywhere.
- ♪ Put them hands high ♪
[phone buzzing]
♪ Put them hands high ♪
♪ Put them hands ♪
- Kimberly, are you in there?
- Leighton, come in.
- Did you have an accident?
- No! I have to do
my hormone injections at the same time every day,
and in hindsight, I maybe shouldn't have chose 9:30 p.m.,
but can you please inject me?
- But why are you naked? - I was wearing a jumpsuit,
so I had to take the whole thing off.
- Where are your shoes? - There was a rock in one.
It's a separate issue. Can you please just
stick this just stick this in my tummy?
- Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
Okay, but please stop staying the word "tummy,"
all right, you're an 18-year-old girl,
not Winnie the fucking Pooh.
Okay.
All right.
- [inhales sharply]
How'd you get so good at this?
- I, um, had to do my mom's Botox
during the pandemic.
It was a challenging time for us all.
- Well, thank you. You're a lifesaver.
- Sure.
Um, but you don't like, expect me
to do this, like, every night, right?
- No, of course not.
- It's Theta's theme party week.
I would never ask that of you.
I 100% have it from here.
- ♪ Hello and good morning ♪ - Come, come.
- ♪ And make you mine mine ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Hello and good morning ♪ - Please stop.
No, I'm serious. Stop.
- ♪ How much time can a bad girl crush ♪
♪ When a bad girl crush ♪
♪ It's a bad girl ♪
♪ But how much time can a bad girl crush ♪
♪ Work work work work ♪
♪ Hello and good morning and make you mine mine ♪
- Let's go. - Thank you!
- Perfect.
That is the last shot. We are done.
- Thank you so much.
- Mm-hmm.
- I felt so close to you this week.
I don't say this enough, but I love you.
- You've said it many times.
The hormones must be working.
- Hey, hotties. Heads-up,
I left a lot of body glitter in that shower.
- Oh, good to know. - Um, are you still good
to drive me tomorrow? - Yeah.
It'll be you, me, my mom's Ford Fiesta,
and to pass the time, my favorite album,
voice recordings of me singing Disney songs.
- Ah! - Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
Travis is driving you to Boston for your procedure?
- He's the only person I know who has a car on campus.
- I will just take us. - But you don't have a car.
Right, but I do have a phone number
to a car service, which is all we need.
- Leighton, that's so nice.
Do car services have a dress code I should be aware of?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- [scoffs] Look at this dumb piece
that dumb bitch Dana wrote.
"12 Corporate Logos That Look Like My Vagina."
Ugh, what a hack.
- That literally sounds like something you would write.
- Sure, but I would've been able
to come up with at least 14.
- And the presence of an asymmetric carbon atom
can cause--anyone?
- A chiral molecule.
- Correct. Nice.
- You were so smart today.
You were like, "Uh, it's a spiral molecule. Bam!"
- It's chiral, not spiral.
- And, uh, bam! She bams again.
- [laughs] - Good job, today, Moriah.
- Hey, you go ahead. I'll catch you later.
- [sighs]
- Hey, Paul. Uh, so, my name is actually Whitney.
- Ooh. - Just wanted to make
that clear, 'cause you called me Moriah
a couple times, so...
I'm Whitney, she's Moriah.
All right? We good?
- Mm, mm-hmm.
Can I talk in private?
I promise you I am not a racist.
- I didn't say you were, Paul.
Just trying to tell you my name.
- [sniffles]
- Please don't cry. - Mixing you two up
was an honest mistake. - Okay, so--
- And I know what I'm doing now
is putting my trauma onto you,
so I am stopping.
But let me say that I love Black people
and culture, and I support Black businesses
whenever possible.
- Okay. - You good? I feel good.
Hug it out? - Uh...
[upbeat funky music]
♪ ♪
- Leighton! Hold up!
Hold up.
- Do I know you? - We're in an eight-person
math seminar twice a week.
My name's Jimin.
- And I'm Maurice. - Right.
Um, it was so great to catch up.
- Are you going to the Hackathon today?
- The--the what-a-what?
- It's the math department's craziest day of the year.
- We spend 24 hours trying to solve a PhD-level equation.
- And some years, we do.
- Well, we could really use another smart person
on our team.
I really love the passion you're showing
for this depressing event, but...
sadly, I can't.
My roommate and I are going out of town.
Also, for future notice,
I will not be joining any math-based extracurriculars.
So--
- Oh. We'll be livestreaming it if you wanna tune in.
- I--I am so sorry; you are just out of earshot.
Yeah. - We'll be livestreaming it
if you wanna tune in. - Okay, amazing. Thank you!
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hi, Eric. - Hi.
- Oh, hi, Dana. Sorry, didn't see you there.
- How? - Eric, can I steal you
for a sec?
- I was actually just leaving.
I will see you later.
Bye, Dana!
So, uh, what's later?
Do you two have a board game club or something?
- We're going to that Theta party.
- Oh, nice.
I'm going to that party with someone else too.
- Great.
- Did my phone just buzz?
- I don't think so. - Oh, it did.
It was him. [laughs]
You can meet him at the party.
- Sure.
- [knocking]
Aaron!
- Um--who are you?
- [laughs] Don't be ridiculous.
I'm Bela.
- Okay. - Well, I'll be your date
to your party today.
- Did I ask you? - You didn't.
I'll pick myself up at 4:00.
Bye!
- The fuck?
[upbeat music]
- Leighton, I honestly can't thank you enough.
This is the fanciest car I've ever been in.
I mean, look at these gorgeous wooden trims.
- I'm glad you like it.
- Like it? I love it!
I mean, there are seat heaters in the back.
What is this? Like, a moving spa?
- Your parents have a car, right?
- Yeah. We used to have two.
- ♪ 'Cause lately ♪
- What are you doing? Are you on some, like,
cool gay dating app?
- No, I'm watching this dumb math Hackathon.
- You're watching math? Like, for fun?
- Oh, no. No, no, no. I'm just letting it play
so that my teacher knows that I'm watching.
I'm not, like, paying attention or anything.
Oh, come on, Jimin! How do you mess up
a problem like that? [chuckles]
- Leighton? - Hm?
- I think someone forgot four water bottles in the back.
Should we tell the driver?
- Kimberly, those are for us.
- Holy shit!
I feel like a celebrity.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Do you need help? You've been staring
at that form for, like, ten minutes.
- [sighs] It says I can't sue them
if I die during the procedure.
I'm kinda freaking out.
- I promise you are gonna be okay.
- I've never been put under before. Have you?
- Once. - How was it?
- Bad. - Oh!
I was hoping you'd say good.
- [sighs] I was 16,
and I was getting my wisdom teeth removed.
- Oh. - And the nurse told me
that people, like, lose their inhibitions
and say all this crazy shit to their family
and, like, their deep secrets when they wake up.
So I spent the entire time terrified
that I had accidentally come out to my mom.
- But you didn't. - No.
Although I did say a lot of other crazy stuff
that Nico taped, and um,
I will be doing the same to you.
[laughter]
You're gonna be fine.
- Thank you so much for coming with me.
I would be so much more scared if I were alone.
- Oh, you could be worse than alone.
You could be with Travis.
[laughter] - Well, I appreciate it.
I can't believe I'm actually doing this.
Is this crazy? - It's crazy.
- [laughs] - I--I'm fine. It's fine.
- Hang on. - Mm-hmm.
- Just--
[line trilling] Scoot.
- Kimberly!
- Oh, what's up, my girl?
- [laughs] Hey, guys!
- Is it over? Did you already have the baby?
- Oh, no, I'm not having-- - I'm kidding.
But you know what I'm not kidding about?
You look hospital hot. - Oh, it's true!
You look good!
- Thank you. - [laughs] Okay.
All right, this is getting way too sentimental,
so we gotta go. - Good luck!
I'm so proud of you!
- We love you! - You got this!
- Bye, love you! [phone chimes]
- All right.
You ready?
- I am. - Good.
[funky music]
♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪
♪ I'ma boss now single when I walk ♪
♪ I'ma boss now single when I talk ♪
♪ I'ma boss now droppin' 50 grand ♪
♪ I'ma boss now bottles in my hand ♪
- This party looks sick. - Sure does.
Actually, I can't really see. Amazon Basics does not make
a quality contact lens, but it's worth it to look hot.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go run a hot lap
and see who checks me out.
♪ ♪
- Oh! - Oh, I am so sorry.
- Oh, man.
♪ ♪
- There's my date.
- Me? - [laughs] You're cute.
We talked about this two hours ago.
- Okay, what is this about?
- Look, bro, I am using your body
to make another man jealous, so could you please
just take your shirt off and flex your abs the whole time
while I introduce you?
- ♪ I'ma boss now single when I talk ♪
- Sure. - That is so cool of you.
You are so down to earth. I will need to ice your nipples
real quick to get them hard first.
- Can't we just go meet this person?
- Jeez! So much for being down to earth.
- ♪ Get up and dance ♪
- Whoa, Eric!
I completely forgot you'd be here.
Oh, have you met my date, Aaron?
- Hey. Um, Bela, what's going on with your eyes?
- Aren't they exotic? And look how hot Aaron's body is.
Hey, Dingo. Sorry, it is Dingo, right?
- It's Dana. - Oh, my God. Of course.
Are you having fun? - We actually just got here.
We were at my apartment watching a movie.
- Nice. Which movie? - "Knives Out."
I loved it. - Me too.
- I can't wait for the sequels.
- Whoa, they're making sequels?
both: Yeah.
- Ow, my eye!
- Are you okay? - My straw hit it.
It's fine, I can still see.
But I do need to go check in on a friend
who's doing a thing.
Aaron, are you coming?
- Nah, I'm good.
♪ ♪
- Thank you. - Mm-hmm.
- Okay, can we have a shit talk corner?
- Ooh, you know that's my favorite activity.
- I'm actually majoring in it right now.
- So I had a really weird run-in with one of my TAs.
- Did you see him in shorts?
I hate seeing an authority figure's knees.
- No. Uh, so he confused me
with the other Black girl in our class,
and when I tried to casually correct him,
he started crying.
- He pulled the white tears card?
- If I had a dollar for every time that happened...
I'd only have 63 cents.
'Cause Black women make significantly less
on the dollar. - The whole thing
was exhausting. - No cap, I was so naive
for thinking it'd be different in college.
My freshman roommate apologized to me
for going on a safari.
- A white girl on my floor once asked me
if I knew how to cornrow her hair.
And, I mean, I do know how to do it,
but you can't just ask me that.
- I did mean to ask you,
can you do my hair on Saturday?
- Oh, yeah, girl. I got you.
- What's annoying is, I'm the one
who's still thinking about it.
Like, now I have to feel bad
about upsetting him?
- Preserving my chill is my number one,
so personally, I would ignore his ass.
- Or you can switch places with the other girl one day
and really mess with him. - [laughs]
I needed this. I'm so glad I ran into y'all.
- You could run into us a lot more
if you stopped by KJ.
I mean, I know there was drama with Canaan
the last time you were there, but that don't mean
you can't come through.
- Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
I will. [laughs] I will.
both: Okay.
- ♪ Hey ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ I'm never not ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪
- Leighton. - Hey!
You absolutely killed it!
The nurse said you did amazing.
They got, like, 28 eggs from you.
- Is that good?
- Based off a Google search I did
while you were drooling in your sleep,
it's great. - Oh, yay.
I did it. - [laughs]
Hell yeah, you did!
- Oh, Leighton, can I tell you a secret?
- Okay. - You're gay,
and I love you for it.
- Welp, this is gonna be a long car ride home.
- [giggles] - [laughs]
[thumping music]
♪ ♪
[knock at door]
- Be outside, bitch!
- Bela, it's me.
♪ ♪
- God, you look like my family's Husky.
- Ugh.
- What is going on with you?
- What is going on with you and that wet-mouthed
trollop son of a bitch, Dana?
- I think you might
be a little bit jealous of Dana.
- [laughs] No, I don't think so.
- You can't have it both ways, Bela.
You're clearly dangling that dude's muscles in my face,
and you freak out the second I'm with somebody else.
What do you want? - I don't know anymore.
I thought I wanted to be a fun, non-monogamous
boss bitch, but now I think I just wanna, like...
date you.
- You do?
- Yeah.
- Okay. Let's do it.
- Take your pants off.
- I need you to take that other contact out.
- You have your heated blanket,
iPad, and your sad, sad selection of snacks.
- Oh, I forgot that I got raisins!
- [laughs] - Tonight's gonna be lit.
What are you gonna do? - Hang here with you.
- Solve for D if the value of K is 4.
- 13? - Sorry, that's wrong.
- Jimin! How do you mess up a simple differential equation?
- Leighton? - Hmm?
- I think you wish you were at that Hackaton.
- Are you kidding me?
No, I have no interest in spending time
with those nerds. - But I think
you might be a nerd.
- Excuse you.
- What's 715 divided by 62?
- 11.53. - Whoa!
Is that right?
I deleted the calculator app on my phone,
and I can't get it back.
- Look, I don't take math classes
because I'm some loser who loves numbers.
I do it because I am really good at it.
And I enjoy being better at things than everyone else.
- Then go be good. - No.
Even if I wanted to, I am not gonna
leave you here tonight.
But I'm fine.
You don't have to worry about me, I swear.
[light electronic music]
Go.
- Okay, maybe I will just, like, pop in
for just, like, a sec.
♪ ♪
If anyone asks, I am at an exclusive yacht party
in, um-- in whatever ocean's closest.
- Okay.
[upbeat funky music]
♪ ♪
- I'm outie with Eric...
my boyfriend.
- You got boyf'd?
- Yeah, I got boyf'd so hard
in the bathroom I can barely walk.
- Horrible!
- This is a dirty frat house.
- Go have fun with your man.
I'm gonna stay for a bit. - [clicks tongue] Okay.
- Okay, so Canaan just texted,
and he's on his way. - Ay! Finally.
♪ ♪
- Actually, I'ma head out too,
get something to eat before bed.
- Hell, no! You are not about to flee this party
because Canaan is coming, we just talked about this.
- Oh, my God. That is not what this is.
I'm just tired. Y'all need to chill.
See you later.
♪ ♪
- And according to one study
elderly friendships serve a purpose
far beyond enjoyment.
They're also saving lives.
- Oh, that's fascinating. - Tell me, how did your...
- [inhales sharply] - Life change
after you met Barney?
Ugh. - Well, I hug more now.
- [groans] - Oh, you love to hug?
- I--I love to give hugs.
[toilet flushes]
[somber guitar music]
♪ ♪
Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
- Hey. - Hi.
- Staying in tonight?
- Mm-hmm. [door handle rattles]
- Are you okay? - Uh, yeah
I just had a little medical procedure done today
and I'm not feeling well,
and now I'm locked out of my suite,
and I left my phone in there.
- Well, why don't we just go wait in my room
until your friends get home? - No, no.
I'm fine. Go have fun.
- I'm not going to leave you like this.
It's all good. Come on.
- All right.
[gentle music]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I wasn't gonna let a pandemic
stop me from salsa dancing with my friends.
- Kimberly? - So you've been dancing
together over the internet? - Oh, we had the time
of our lives.
- But then a new obstacle developed.
Phillip's vision was failing.
[light music]
- ♪ Don't know why ♪
- Hey.
- Uh, what happened?
- She got locked out and wasn't feeling well.
- And you just, like, took care of her?
♪ ♪
That's cool. - It's all good.
I've actually had to nurse a lot of sickliens
back to health at home.
But she's a better patient.
- A lot to unpack there.
Help me get her back to our room?
- Yeah, sure.
♪ ♪
Kimber.
Your roommate's here.
You wanna go back to bed? - Mm.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Ba-ba-ba ♪
- Come on. - ♪ Ba-ba-ba ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Oh-oh since your first solo ♪
- Monogamous sex just hits different.
- Bela, it's been one night.
- And yet I am changed.
- Hello, Whitney.
There's actually something I wanted to share with you.
I've been listening to this illuminating podcast
on race relations in academia--
- Ooh, look, Paul, uh,
I know you mean well, and congrats
on doing the work,
but I don't want every conversation we have together
to be about my Blackness and your whiteness.
That is not our thing.
I want our thing to be that you're my TA,
and I'm your student, and you just get my name right.
Can we do that, Paul?
- And oh, my God, do not cry right now.
Okay, I really don't wanna have to console you
about this again.
That should not be my job.
- Right, yeah.
- We good? - So good.
- Thank you.
Hmm.
Hey, Moriah, I'm Whitney.
- Oh, I know. [laughter]
- You crushed it, Leighton.
We never would've gotten second without you.
- Yes, that's correct.
- We'll get first next time.
- We? Oh, okay,
if I do this again, I'm 100%
teaming up with the winners.
They've already asked-- [car horn honks]
- Hello! Can you move?
- I'm late for class, and I'm trying to park.
Today? Go!
[Photronique's "It's Showtime"]
♪ ♪
[car door shuts] [keys jangle]
- Hey, I have-- I have that same bag.
- Sure. Great.
- ♪ Y-O-L-O that's all we know ♪
♪ You gotta show me what you got ♪
♪ And we can start the show ♪
♪ You betta turn it turn it up
♪ Like it's a radio and it's yo song ♪
- She's so hot. - ♪ Are you ready to go? ♪
- ♪ Aeeyo Y-O-L-O ♪ - ♪ YOLO ♪
- ♪ Aeeyo, that's wat we know ♪
- ♪ Aeeyo, you only live once ♪
♪ Betta turn it, turn it up ♪
♪ It's showtime ♪
♪ That's all we know ♪
- ♪ Aeeyo, Y-O-L-O ♪ - ♪ L-O ♪
- ♪ Aeeyo, that's how we roll ♪
- ♪ We roll ♪ - ♪ You only get one shot
♪ Betta get out there and get it ♪
♪ It's showtime, that's all we know ♪
♪ Aeeyo, read the words on my lips ♪
- ♪ I trap 'em ♪ - ♪ Hear me, hear me ♪
♪ Makin' all them hits ♪ - ♪ I'm platinum ♪
- ♪ Who livin' it up betta than this? ♪
- ♪ Oh, stop it ♪ - ♪ Money got me wide ♪
♪ All in my hips ♪ - ♪ Deep pockets ♪
- ♪ Party-arty-arty all the time ♪
♪ Aye, aye ♪ - ♪ And I ain't got ♪
♪ No problems on my mind ♪ - ♪ Aye, aye ♪
- ♪ Partner, you gon' let me come inside ♪
- ♪ Aye, aye ♪ - ♪ You know I'm why ♪
♪ They all standin' in line, you only get one shot ♪
♪ So you betta make it good ♪
♪ Keep the night feelin' right ♪
♪ From the hills to the hood, I could party all day ♪
♪ And I wish somebody would ♪
♪ Tell me turn down YOLO understood ♪
♪ Aeeyo ♪ - ♪ Aeeyo Y-O-L-O ♪
♪ Aeeyo, that's all we know ♪
- ♪ You only live once ♪
♪ Betta turn it, turn it up ♪
♪ It's showtime ♪
♪ That's all we know ♪
- ♪ Aeeyo Y-O-L-O ♪ - ♪ L-O ♪
- ♪ Aeeyo, that's how we roll ♪
- ♪ We roll ♪ - ♪ You only get one shot ♪
♪ Betta get out there and get it ♪
♪ It's showtime ♪
♪ That's all we know ♪
♪ Aeeyo ♪
♪ Aye-aye-aye, aeeyo ♪
♪ Aye aye it's showtime ♪
♪ That's all we know ♪
♪ Aeeyo ♪
- Go to bed.
[dramatic musical flourish]