1 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,757 - ♪ Monsters never sleep we driven like a villain ♪ 2 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,843 ♪ They be countin' sheep, I'm the GOAT keep it chillin' ♪ 3 00:00:09,926 --> 00:00:11,594 ♪ G-O-A-T not D.O.A., please ♪ 4 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,638 ♪ Your B.O. way stinks you know me ♪ 5 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:15,265 ♪ You know me I'ma put the fire ♪ 6 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:17,308 ♪ On the gasoline ♪ - [screams] 7 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:18,935 I just got amazing news. 8 00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:20,603 Theta's charter officially got reinstated, 9 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,439 which means they can finally throw parties again. 10 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:23,857 - Yes! - Oh, hell yes! 11 00:00:23,940 --> 00:00:25,316 - Oh, my God. - Obviously, we have to 12 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,068 make up for lost time, go to all of them, 13 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:28,445 and look super slutty. 14 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,488 - The names of these parties are insane. 15 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,615 Threesome Thursday, Fuck Me Friday, 16 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,451 and Sit On My Face Saturday. 17 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:37,162 They are gonna get kicked off this campus again so fast. 18 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:38,705 - We better party while we can. 19 00:00:38,788 --> 00:00:40,498 [laughter] 20 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:42,292 - This is gonna be a really exciting week. 21 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:45,128 Especially because of this little guy. 22 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:49,549 - Um, everyone sees Kimberly's holding a needle, right? 23 00:00:49,632 --> 00:00:51,092 - These are my hormone injections. 24 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:54,304 They coach my body into making tons of eggs. 25 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:55,555 - Do they make your boobs bigger? 26 00:00:55,638 --> 00:00:57,348 If so, can I have three? - No. 27 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,808 But the side effects aren't bad. 28 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,351 The only bummer is that I can't drink. 29 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:01,686 - But it's Theta's party week. 30 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:02,979 You'll be a sober dud. 31 00:01:03,062 --> 00:01:04,230 - You don't have to drink to have fun. 32 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:05,482 Who has to drink to have fun? 33 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:06,983 - I do. - Everyone in college. 34 00:01:07,066 --> 00:01:08,568 - I'm tipsy right now. 35 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:10,570 - Well, can one of you help me with the first injection? 36 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:12,739 I don't like watching things go under my skin. 37 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:14,365 - Yeah, I'll do it. But, uh, 38 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:16,493 what happens if I hit your bones? 39 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:17,911 Where--where are your bones? 40 00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:19,037 Sorry, I--I can't do it. 41 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,163 I'm in my head about the bones. 42 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,206 - Oh, my God. 43 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:23,875 Just give it to me, please. 44 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:25,543 Ohh. 45 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:27,587 Wow, she's really doing it. 46 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:32,217 - Ow, my bone! - Ahh! 47 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:33,218 [phone clatters] 48 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:35,220 - Just kidding. [laughs] 49 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:37,013 See, I am fun when I'm sober. 50 00:01:37,096 --> 00:01:39,849 - ♪ Night's young slick now we bout pull slime ♪ 51 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,018 ♪ Link up and drink we only into good wine ♪ 52 00:01:42,101 --> 00:01:44,938 ♪ Been bad been bad now get raunchy ♪ 53 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:46,564 ♪ Been bad, been bad know you want me ♪ 54 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,817 - Hey, Whit, I forgot to do Biochem again. 55 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,360 Can I say it's 'cause your grandma died? 56 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:51,694 I already used up all mine. 57 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,196 - No. That's horrible. 58 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:56,115 Plus, I might need a grandma to kill during midterms. 59 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:59,118 - [gasps] Oh, shit, guys. Jackson's running towards us. 60 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:00,286 What do I do? What should I say? 61 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,496 - Um, well, he straight up 62 00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:02,872 called you sexy at the KJ house. 63 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,999 Say something hot. - Okay. 64 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,626 - You got it. 65 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:08,711 - Ow, ow! Big boy runs fast! 66 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,006 - What did you say? 67 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:15,927 - I said, big boy runs fast. 68 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:18,471 - Right. 69 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:20,098 Bye. 70 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:23,726 - You had a second chance, and you said that shit again? 71 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,311 - Yeah, yeah, you're ruining this for us. 72 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:26,813 - Us? - Yes, us. 73 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:28,523 Our suite is like a friggin' sexual black hole. 74 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:30,692 Leighton got chlamydia, I'm banging Where's Waldo, 75 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:31,776 and Whitney just got dumped. 76 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,069 We need this. - Okay. 77 00:02:33,152 --> 00:02:34,737 Yeah, okay. It's true, I got dumped. 78 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,573 But, guys, I'm over Canaan. 79 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,616 Actually, I already have my eye on someone 80 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,118 I'm excited to get to know better. 81 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:42,287 - Yes! Now we're talkin'. Who is it? 82 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:44,289 - Her name is Whitney. It's me. 83 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:45,748 I'm excited to love myself. 84 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:48,126 - Aw, that's beautiful. - I hated that. 85 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:49,669 - Uh-oh, he's running back again. 86 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:51,296 I'm gonna go duck into a building. 87 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:52,755 - Smart. 88 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,591 - What should I wear to the Theta tonight, 89 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:56,551 outfit one... [clicks tongue] 90 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:58,094 Or option two? 91 00:02:58,177 --> 00:03:00,555 - Are these children's clothes? - Yeah. 92 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:03,224 Nothing makes your titties pop like a toddler top. 93 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,894 - Does that say "Daddy's Little Quarterback"? 94 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:07,270 - I know. I love it. 95 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:09,105 I just wish they had one in my size. 96 00:03:09,188 --> 00:03:10,481 - None of these are in your size. 97 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:11,816 - Here you go. 98 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:16,154 I got a D? But I studied for, like, 15 minutes. 99 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:17,906 - Holy crap. I got my first A. 100 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:20,158 Oh, I am so texting this to my mom. 101 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:21,951 [camera shutter clicks] Gonna rub it in her face 102 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,453 for doubting me. - [laughs] 103 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,038 Wait, that's not your test. 104 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:28,041 - Moriah Harris? 105 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:29,125 Who's that? 106 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:30,877 Uh, excuse me, Paul? 107 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,713 Sorry, I think you gave me the wrong test. 108 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:35,298 - I'm so sorry. Must've mixed you two up. 109 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:36,424 My B. 110 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:41,512 [whispers] Great job. 111 00:03:43,222 --> 00:03:46,142 [upbeat music] 112 00:03:46,225 --> 00:03:47,477 ♪ ♪ 113 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,520 - Who mixes up the names Whitney and Moriah? 114 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:50,980 I know they're both legendary pop divas, 115 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,900 but the similarity ends there, bro. 116 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:55,318 - Who are you guys talking about? 117 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:56,819 - Our Biochem TA mixed me up 118 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,905 with the only other Black girl in our class. 119 00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:00,323 - First of all, are you okay? 120 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:02,075 And it's important that you know this-- 121 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:03,493 you don't have to be. 122 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:05,370 - Okay. It's annoying, yeah, 123 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:06,996 but I don't wanna make it a whole thing. 124 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,748 - Well, if that's your choice, I fully support you. 125 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:11,209 But I also think we can organize a rally. 126 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:12,961 - Why don't you just mention it to him next class? 127 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,879 - No, if I did that, it'd probably get all twisted, 128 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,381 and I'd become the angry Black girl. 129 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:18,424 - Oh! What if you-- - Guys, okay, 130 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,176 we don't have to solve subtle racism tonight. 131 00:04:20,259 --> 00:04:23,096 Okay? Let's just have fun. 132 00:04:23,179 --> 00:04:24,973 If we can ever get inside! 133 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:26,474 - I got this. 134 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:28,518 Hey, door guy! 135 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,481 Hell yeah! Toddler tops. 136 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:36,567 - It is very upsetting that that worked. 137 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:38,027 - Yeah. 138 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:41,406 [Matt Sofo's "Run the Track" featuring Coco] 139 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:48,204 ♪ ♪ 140 00:04:48,287 --> 00:04:50,707 - Leight, don't answer this if this is homophobic-- 141 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:53,209 - Not off to a great start. - Uh, of the three of us, 142 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,711 who are you most attracted to? 143 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:55,878 - Oh, my-- - Are you seriously 144 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:56,879 asking her to rank us? 145 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,172 - Not in a bad way. 146 00:04:58,256 --> 00:04:59,799 Just in terms of physical hotness. 147 00:04:59,882 --> 00:05:01,175 - This is ridiculous. 148 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:02,552 - Thank you, Whit. - Because obviously, 149 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:06,556 I'd be number one. - Ha! 150 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:08,307 - What's so funny? - [laughs] Nothing. 151 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,351 - I think she's laughing at your overconfidence. 152 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:11,602 Leighton is way more into 153 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,187 my brand of understated elegance. 154 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:14,605 - [laughs] - Damn it, 155 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,315 I spilled tequila on my children's shirt. 156 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:18,901 - Okay, I am not engaging in this. 157 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:21,404 That said, Bela would not be first. 158 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:23,072 Or second. - [gasps] I'm top two! 159 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,323 - Yeah, but I put out 160 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:25,700 Does that not factor in at all? 161 00:05:25,783 --> 00:05:27,201 - Look, no offense, but none of you 162 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:29,287 are really my type. - What is your type? 163 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:32,707 - My perfect woman would probably be 5'6", 164 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:35,835 good style, preferably from a major metropolitan city, 165 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:37,086 blonde-- 166 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,088 - I think you just described yourself. 167 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,424 - Mm, I did. I would be happy with a me. 168 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:42,967 - So of all the girls in this suite, 169 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,052 you rank yourself first? 170 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,137 - Oh, absolutely. 171 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:47,597 - Well, okay, then. 172 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,098 - You know, I would too. 173 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,266 She didn't hear me. 174 00:05:50,349 --> 00:05:52,935 - ♪ Put them hands high ♪ 175 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:55,021 ♪ Put them hands high ♪ 176 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:56,981 ♪ Put them hands high ♪ 177 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,316 - Hey. - ♪ Put them hands high ♪ 178 00:05:58,399 --> 00:06:00,193 ♪ Walk on the dance floor ♪ 179 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:01,611 - [clears throat] 180 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:03,112 - ♪ When I'm feelin' on her ♪ 181 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,781 ♪ Like the she the best in show ♪ 182 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,282 ♪ Scream at the DJ till I get me some ho ♪ 183 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:07,992 - Eric, what are you doing here? 184 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:10,995 Did a frat guy hire you to fix his computer or something? 185 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:15,625 - Bela, for the last time, I am not a member of the Geek Squad. 186 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:17,043 - Here you go. - Oh, thanks. 187 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:18,669 Uh, Bela, this is Dana. 188 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:19,796 - How do you guys know each other? 189 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,130 She your cousin or something? 190 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,465 - She's my date. 191 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:24,383 - And I'm a new writer on "The Catullan." 192 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,468 - Oh, really? 193 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:27,929 So you're funny and pretty. 194 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:29,180 Love that for you. 195 00:06:29,263 --> 00:06:30,681 - Please, you are way prettier than me. 196 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:32,475 I look like I was just rescued from a well. 197 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:34,018 [laughing] 198 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:36,395 - Oof, um, that was actually pretty insensitive 199 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:39,482 to people who have lost family members in well accidents. 200 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,651 - ♪ Put them hands high ♪ 201 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,402 ♪ Put them hands high ♪ 202 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:44,904 - ♪ Let the world know what you all about ♪ 203 00:06:44,987 --> 00:06:47,323 ♪ ♪ 204 00:06:47,406 --> 00:06:50,159 I cannot believe Eric brought another girl here. 205 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,661 - I can't believe he knows another girl. 206 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,621 - Be honest, I'm hotter than her, right? 207 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:55,331 Actually, don't be honest. Just say yes. 208 00:06:55,414 --> 00:06:57,416 - Are you jealous? I thought you and Eric 209 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,001 were both hooking up with other people. 210 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,294 - Yeah, but when I do it 211 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:02,004 it's fun and flirty and feminist. 212 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,257 When he does it, it's offensive to women everywhere. 213 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:05,466 - ♪ Put them hands high ♪ 214 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:06,634 [phone buzzing] 215 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:07,844 ♪ Put them hands high ♪ 216 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,011 ♪ Put them hands ♪ 217 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,222 - Kimberly, are you in there? 218 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:12,682 - Leighton, come in. 219 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,354 - Did you have an accident? 220 00:07:18,437 --> 00:07:19,897 - No! I have to do 221 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:22,024 my hormone injections at the same time every day, 222 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:25,027 and in hindsight, I maybe shouldn't have chose 9:30 p.m., 223 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,696 but can you please inject me? 224 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,614 - But why are you naked? - I was wearing a jumpsuit, 225 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:30,324 so I had to take the whole thing off. 226 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:31,868 - Where are your shoes? - There was a rock in one. 227 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,369 It's a separate issue. Can you please just 228 00:07:33,452 --> 00:07:34,787 stick this just stick this in my tummy? 229 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:36,330 - Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. 230 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:37,832 Okay, but please stop staying the word "tummy," 231 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:39,000 all right, you're an 18-year-old girl, 232 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:40,209 not Winnie the fucking Pooh. 233 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,460 Okay. 234 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,045 All right. 235 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:44,213 - [inhales sharply] 236 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,548 How'd you get so good at this? 237 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:47,216 - I, um, had to do my mom's Botox 238 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,509 during the pandemic. 239 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:50,219 It was a challenging time for us all. 240 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,930 - Well, thank you. You're a lifesaver. 241 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:54,098 - Sure. 242 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:55,474 Um, but you don't like, expect me 243 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,268 to do this, like, every night, right? 244 00:07:57,351 --> 00:07:58,477 - No, of course not. 245 00:07:58,561 --> 00:07:59,645 - It's Theta's theme party week. 246 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,439 I would never ask that of you. 247 00:08:01,522 --> 00:08:04,567 I 100% have it from here. 248 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:05,943 - ♪ Hello and good morning ♪ - Come, come. 249 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,069 - ♪ And make you mine mine ♪ 250 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,738 ♪ ♪ 251 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:11,073 ♪ Hello and good morning ♪ - Please stop. 252 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,700 No, I'm serious. Stop. 253 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:14,535 - ♪ How much time can a bad girl crush ♪ 254 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:15,786 ♪ When a bad girl crush ♪ 255 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,496 ♪ It's a bad girl ♪ 256 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,081 ♪ But how much time can a bad girl crush ♪ 257 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,167 ♪ Work work work work ♪ 258 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:23,169 ♪ Hello and good morning and make you mine mine ♪ 259 00:08:23,252 --> 00:08:25,504 - Let's go. - Thank you! 260 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,423 - Perfect. 261 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:28,966 That is the last shot. We are done. 262 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,385 We are done. - Thank you so much. 263 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:32,678 - Mm-hmm. 264 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,430 - I felt so close to you this week. 265 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:37,266 I don't say this enough, but I love you. 266 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,476 - You've said it many times. 267 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,353 The hormones must be working. 268 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:42,021 - Hey, hotties. Heads-up, 269 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:43,940 I left a lot of body glitter in that shower. 270 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,608 - Oh, good to know. - Um, are you still good 271 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:47,068 to drive me tomorrow? - Yeah. 272 00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:49,070 It'll be you, me, my mom's Ford Fiesta, 273 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:52,114 and to pass the time, my favorite album, 274 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:54,283 voice recordings of me singing Disney songs. 275 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,452 - Ah! - Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. 276 00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:59,413 Travis is driving you to Boston for your procedure? 277 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:01,916 - He's the only person I know who has a car on campus. 278 00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:04,543 - I will just take us. - But you don't have a car. 279 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,379 Right, but I do have a phone number 280 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:08,631 to a car service, which is all we need. 281 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:10,258 - Leighton, that's so nice. 282 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:12,760 Do car services have a dress code I should be aware of? 283 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:15,763 [upbeat music] 284 00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:17,223 ♪ ♪ 285 00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:19,141 - [scoffs] Look at this dumb piece 286 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,685 that dumb bitch Dana wrote. 287 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:22,979 "12 Corporate Logos That Look Like My Vagina." 288 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,689 Ugh, what a hack. 289 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:27,066 - That literally sounds like something you would write. 290 00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:28,359 - Sure, but I would've been able 291 00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:29,860 to come up with at least 14. 292 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:32,780 - And the presence of an asymmetric carbon atom 293 00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:34,824 can cause--anyone? 294 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:38,953 - A chiral molecule. 295 00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:41,539 - Correct. Nice. 296 00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:43,165 - You were so smart today. 297 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:47,295 You were like, "Uh, it's a spiral molecule. Bam!" 298 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:49,380 - It's chiral, not spiral. 299 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:52,717 - And, uh, bam! She bams again. 300 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,885 - [laughs] - Good job, today, Moriah. 301 00:09:57,221 --> 00:09:59,890 - Hey, you go ahead. I'll catch you later. 302 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,183 - [sighs] 303 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:07,857 - Hey, Paul. Uh, so, my name is actually Whitney. 304 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:09,358 - Ooh. - Just wanted to make 305 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,651 that clear, 'cause you called me Moriah 306 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,486 a couple times, so... 307 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,947 I'm Whitney, she's Moriah. 308 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:18,534 All right? We good? 309 00:10:18,617 --> 00:10:21,287 - Mm, mm-hmm. 310 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:24,290 Can I talk in private? 311 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:27,209 I promise you I am not a racist. 312 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,045 - I didn't say you were, Paul. 313 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:30,254 Just trying to tell you my name. 314 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:31,589 - [sniffles] 315 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:33,049 - Please don't cry. - Mixing you two up 316 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:36,010 was an honest mistake. - Okay, so-- 317 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:37,261 - And I know what I'm doing now 318 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,804 is putting my trauma onto you, 319 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,181 so I am stopping. 320 00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:42,850 But let me say that I love Black people 321 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:46,354 and culture, and I support Black businesses 322 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:47,772 whenever possible. 323 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:50,107 - Okay. - You good? I feel good. 324 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,359 Hug it out? - Uh... 325 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:54,403 [upbeat funky music] 326 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:58,574 ♪ ♪ 327 00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:00,117 - Leighton! Hold up! 328 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,370 Hold up. 329 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,246 - Do I know you? - We're in an eight-person 330 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,414 math seminar twice a week. 331 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,916 My name's Jimin. 332 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:08,584 - And I'm Maurice. - Right. 333 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,420 Um, it was so great to catch up. 334 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,172 - Are you going to the Hackathon today? 335 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:14,757 - The--the what-a-what? 336 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,592 - It's the math department's craziest day of the year. 337 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:20,096 - We spend 24 hours trying to solve a PhD-level equation. 338 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,764 - And some years, we do. 339 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,682 - Well, we could really use another smart person 340 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,102 on our team. 341 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,436 I really love the passion you're showing 342 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,772 for this depressing event, but... 343 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,107 sadly, I can't. 344 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,526 My roommate and I are going out of town. 345 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,111 Also, for future notice, 346 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:38,239 I will not be joining any math-based extracurriculars. 347 00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:39,782 So-- 348 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,617 - Oh. We'll be livestreaming it if you wanna tune in. 349 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:44,245 - I--I am so sorry; you are just out of earshot. 350 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:45,913 Yeah. - We'll be livestreaming it 351 00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:49,458 if you wanna tune in. - Okay, amazing. Thank you! 352 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,503 [upbeat music] 353 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:55,714 ♪ ♪ 354 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:58,050 - Hi, Eric. - Hi. 355 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,428 - Oh, hi, Dana. Sorry, didn't see you there. 356 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:02,513 - How? - Eric, can I steal you 357 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:04,140 for a sec? 358 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,933 - I was actually just leaving. 359 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:07,560 I will see you later. 360 00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,187 Bye, Dana! 361 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,357 So, uh, what's later? 362 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,860 Do you two have a board game club or something? 363 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:17,153 - We're going to that Theta party. 364 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,654 - Oh, nice. 365 00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:20,406 I'm going to that party with someone else too. 366 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:21,574 - Great. 367 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:24,577 - Did my phone just buzz? 368 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:25,661 - I don't think so. - Oh, it did. 369 00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:27,288 It was him. [laughs] 370 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:28,456 You can meet him at the party. 371 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,207 - Sure. 372 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,668 - [knocking] 373 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:33,961 Aaron! 374 00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:35,171 - Um--who are you? 375 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,839 - [laughs] Don't be ridiculous. 376 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,549 I'm Bela. 377 00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:40,384 - Okay. - Well, I'll be your date 378 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,594 to your party today. 379 00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:42,887 - Did I ask you? - You didn't. 380 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:44,430 I'll pick myself up at 4:00. 381 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:45,973 Bye! 382 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,559 - The fuck? 383 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,019 [upbeat music] 384 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,812 - Leighton, I honestly can't thank you enough. 385 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,939 This is the fanciest car I've ever been in. 386 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:57,318 I mean, look at these gorgeous wooden trims. 387 00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:58,360 - I'm glad you like it. 388 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,362 - Like it? I love it! 389 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,198 I mean, there are seat heaters in the back. 390 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,533 What is this? Like, a moving spa? 391 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,368 - Your parents have a car, right? 392 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,786 - Yeah. We used to have two. 393 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,873 - ♪ 'Cause lately ♪ 394 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,791 - What are you doing? Are you on some, like, 395 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,251 cool gay dating app? 396 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,378 - No, I'm watching this dumb math Hackathon. 397 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,297 - You're watching math? Like, for fun? 398 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:20,466 - Oh, no. No, no, no. I'm just letting it play 399 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:22,009 so that my teacher knows that I'm watching. 400 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:25,304 I'm not, like, paying attention or anything. 401 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:26,722 Oh, come on, Jimin! How do you mess up 402 00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:30,392 a problem like that? [chuckles] 403 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,061 - Leighton? - Hm? 404 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,563 - I think someone forgot four water bottles in the back. 405 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,814 Should we tell the driver? 406 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,399 - Kimberly, those are for us. 407 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,068 - Holy shit! 408 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,445 I feel like a celebrity. 409 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:44,490 [upbeat music] 410 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:45,866 ♪ ♪ 411 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,455 - Do you need help? You've been staring 412 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,082 at that form for, like, ten minutes. 413 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,625 - [sighs] It says I can't sue them 414 00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,669 if I die during the procedure. 415 00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:58,003 I'm kinda freaking out. 416 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,130 - I promise you are gonna be okay. 417 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,174 - I've never been put under before. Have you? 418 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,343 - Once. - How was it? 419 00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:05,469 - Bad. - Oh! 420 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,971 I was hoping you'd say good. 421 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,973 - [sighs] I was 16, 422 00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:10,474 and I was getting my wisdom teeth removed. 423 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,768 - Oh. - And the nurse told me 424 00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:14,603 that people, like, lose their inhibitions 425 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,730 and say all this crazy shit to their family 426 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:19,233 and, like, their deep secrets when they wake up. 427 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:21,610 So I spent the entire time terrified 428 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,446 that I had accidentally come out to my mom. 429 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,575 - But you didn't. - No. 430 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,910 Although I did say a lot of other crazy stuff 431 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,162 that Nico taped, and um, 432 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,622 I will be doing the same to you. 433 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:34,873 [laughter] 434 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,458 You're gonna be fine. 435 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,002 - Thank you so much for coming with me. 436 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:40,129 I would be so much more scared if I were alone. 437 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,339 - Oh, you could be worse than alone. 438 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:43,591 You could be with Travis. 439 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,968 [laughter] - Well, I appreciate it. 440 00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,472 I can't believe I'm actually doing this. 441 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,974 Is this crazy? - It's crazy. 442 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,350 - [laughs] - I--I'm fine. It's fine. 443 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,768 - Hang on. - Mm-hmm. 444 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:55,978 - Just-- 445 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:59,064 [line trilling] Scoot. 446 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,149 - Kimberly! 447 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,483 - Oh, what's up, my girl? 448 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,068 - [laughs] Hey, guys! 449 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,695 - Is it over? Did you already have the baby? 450 00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,322 - Oh, no, I'm not having-- - I'm kidding. 451 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,906 But you know what I'm not kidding about? 452 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,783 You look hospital hot. - Oh, it's true! 453 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:10,868 You look good! 454 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,453 - Thank you. - [laughs] Okay. 455 00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,038 All right, this is getting way too sentimental, 456 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,456 so we gotta go. - Good luck! 457 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:16,749 I'm so proud of you! 458 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,042 - We love you! - You got this! 459 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,918 - Bye, love you! [phone chimes] 460 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,547 - All right. 461 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:24,798 You ready? 462 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,592 - I am. - Good. 463 00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:28,218 [funky music] 464 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,762 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪ 465 00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,805 ♪ I'ma boss now single when I walk ♪ 466 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,933 ♪ I'ma boss now single when I talk ♪ 467 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,144 ♪ I'ma boss now droppin' 50 grand ♪ 468 00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:39,647 ♪ I'ma boss now bottles in my hand ♪ 469 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:43,776 - This party looks sick. - Sure does. 470 00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,028 Actually, I can't really see. Amazon Basics does not make 471 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:49,114 a quality contact lens, but it's worth it to look hot. 472 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,491 Now, if you'll excuse me, 473 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:51,742 I'm gonna go run a hot lap 474 00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:53,535 and see who checks me out. 475 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,162 ♪ ♪ 476 00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:56,413 - Oh! - Oh, I am so sorry. 477 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:57,706 - Oh, man. 478 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,209 ♪ ♪ 479 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,211 - There's my date. 480 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,254 - Me? - [laughs] You're cute. 481 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,881 We talked about this two hours ago. 482 00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:07,508 - Okay, what is this about? 483 00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,843 - Look, bro, I am using your body 484 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,637 to make another man jealous, so could you please 485 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,555 just take your shirt off and flex your abs the whole time 486 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,391 while I introduce you? 487 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,850 - ♪ I'ma boss now single when I talk ♪ 488 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,644 - Sure. - That is so cool of you. 489 00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:20,938 You are so down to earth. I will need to ice your nipples 490 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,356 real quick to get them hard first. 491 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:23,774 - Can't we just go meet this person? 492 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:26,610 - Jeez! So much for being down to earth. 493 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:27,736 - ♪ Get up and dance ♪ 494 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,363 - Whoa, Eric! 495 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,365 I completely forgot you'd be here. 496 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:32,991 Oh, have you met my date, Aaron? 497 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,786 - Hey. Um, Bela, what's going on with your eyes? 498 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:38,664 - Aren't they exotic? And look how hot Aaron's body is. 499 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,749 Hey, Dingo. Sorry, it is Dingo, right? 500 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,252 - It's Dana. - Oh, my God. Of course. 501 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,504 Are you having fun? - We actually just got here. 502 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,005 We were at my apartment watching a movie. 503 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,757 - Nice. Which movie? - "Knives Out." 504 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,134 I loved it. - Me too. 505 00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:51,385 - I can't wait for the sequels. 506 00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:52,761 - Whoa, they're making sequels? 507 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:53,846 both: Yeah. 508 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,097 - Ow, my eye! 509 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,265 - Are you okay? - My straw hit it. 510 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,225 It's fine, I can still see. 511 00:16:58,308 --> 00:16:59,768 But I do need to go check in on a friend 512 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:00,769 who's doing a thing. 513 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,020 Aaron, are you coming? 514 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,105 - Nah, I'm good. 515 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:08,235 ♪ ♪ 516 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,945 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 517 00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,572 - Okay, can we have a shit talk corner? 518 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,407 - Ooh, you know that's my favorite activity. 519 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:15,367 - I'm actually majoring in it right now. 520 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:18,454 - So I had a really weird run-in with one of my TAs. 521 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:19,955 - Did you see him in shorts? 522 00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:21,915 I hate seeing an authority figure's knees. 523 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,917 - No. Uh, so he confused me 524 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,586 with the other Black girl in our class, 525 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,755 and when I tried to casually correct him, 526 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,006 he started crying. 527 00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,674 - He pulled the white tears card? 528 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,635 - If I had a dollar for every time that happened... 529 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,304 I'd only have 63 cents. 530 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,972 'Cause Black women make significantly less 531 00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:38,432 on the dollar. - The whole thing 532 00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,642 was exhausting. - No cap, I was so naive 533 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,186 for thinking it'd be different in college. 534 00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:44,354 My freshman roommate apologized to me 535 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,773 for going on a safari. 536 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,191 - A white girl on my floor once asked me 537 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:49,151 if I knew how to cornrow her hair. 538 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,444 And, I mean, I do know how to do it, 539 00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:51,779 but you can't just ask me that. 540 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:52,988 - I did mean to ask you, 541 00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:54,114 can you do my hair on Saturday? 542 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,574 - Oh, yeah, girl. I got you. 543 00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:56,742 - What's annoying is, I'm the one 544 00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:57,993 who's still thinking about it. 545 00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,369 Like, now I have to feel bad 546 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,704 about upsetting him? 547 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,414 - Preserving my chill is my number one, 548 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,333 so personally, I would ignore his ass. 549 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:07,836 - Or you can switch places with the other girl one day 550 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,380 and really mess with him. - [laughs] 551 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,591 I needed this. I'm so glad I ran into y'all. 552 00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:14,384 - You could run into us a lot more 553 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:15,844 if you stopped by KJ. 554 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,513 I mean, I know there was drama with Canaan 555 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,972 the last time you were there, but that don't mean 556 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,474 you can't come through. 557 00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:21,975 - Yeah. Yeah, you're right. 558 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,019 I will. [laughs] I will. 559 00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:24,937 both: Okay. 560 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,605 - ♪ Hey ♪ 561 00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:28,732 ♪ ♪ 562 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,360 - ♪ I'm never not ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪ 563 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,320 - Leighton. - Hey! 564 00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:35,072 You absolutely killed it! 565 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,740 The nurse said you did amazing. 566 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,534 They got, like, 28 eggs from you. 567 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:39,827 - Is that good? 568 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,286 - Based off a Google search I did 569 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,454 while you were drooling in your sleep, 570 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,831 it's great. - Oh, yay. 571 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:44,873 I did it. - [laughs] 572 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,166 Hell yeah, you did! 573 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,544 - Oh, Leighton, can I tell you a secret? 574 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,462 - Okay. - You're gay, 575 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,840 and I love you for it. 576 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,885 - Welp, this is gonna be a long car ride home. 577 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,804 - [giggles] - [laughs] 578 00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:01,807 [thumping music] 579 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,016 ♪ ♪ 580 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,685 [knock at door] 581 00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:06,562 - Be outside, bitch! 582 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,606 - Bela, it's me. 583 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:16,488 ♪ ♪ 584 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,323 - God, you look like my family's Husky. 585 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,575 - Ugh. 586 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,159 - What is going on with you? 587 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,828 - What is going on with you and that wet-mouthed 588 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,496 trollop son of a bitch, Dana? 589 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,498 - I think you might 590 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,083 be a little bit jealous of Dana. 591 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,419 - [laughs] No, I don't think so. 592 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,129 - You can't have it both ways, Bela. 593 00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:34,298 You're clearly dangling that dude's muscles in my face, 594 00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,508 and you freak out the second I'm with somebody else. 595 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:39,094 What do you want? - I don't know anymore. 596 00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:40,888 I thought I wanted to be a fun, non-monogamous 597 00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:44,975 boss bitch, but now I think I just wanna, like... 598 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:47,060 date you. 599 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,270 - You do? 600 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,897 - Yeah. 601 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,066 - Okay. Let's do it. 602 00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,365 - Take your pants off. 603 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,867 - I need you to take that other contact out. 604 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:04,411 - You have your heated blanket, 605 00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:07,956 iPad, and your sad, sad selection of snacks. 606 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,875 - Oh, I forgot that I got raisins! 607 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:11,668 - [laughs] - Tonight's gonna be lit. 608 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,588 What are you gonna do? - Hang here with you. 609 00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:18,342 - Solve for D if the value of K is 4. 610 00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,469 - 13? - Sorry, that's wrong. 611 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:24,139 - Jimin! How do you mess up a simple differential equation? 612 00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:25,641 - Leighton? - Hmm? 613 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,393 - I think you wish you were at that Hackaton. 614 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,686 - Are you kidding me? 615 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,272 No, I have no interest in spending time 616 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,316 with those nerds. - But I think 617 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:35,859 you might be a nerd. 618 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,110 - Excuse you. 619 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:40,322 - What's 715 divided by 62? 620 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,491 - 11.53. - Whoa! 621 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:43,825 Is that right? 622 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,077 I deleted the calculator app on my phone, 623 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,536 and I can't get it back. 624 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,789 - Look, I don't take math classes 625 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:51,124 because I'm some loser who loves numbers. 626 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,669 I do it because I am really good at it. 627 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:57,130 And I enjoy being better at things than everyone else. 628 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,548 - Then go be good. - No. 629 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,425 Even if I wanted to, I am not gonna 630 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,468 leave you here tonight. 631 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:02,844 But I'm fine. 632 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,388 You don't have to worry about me, I swear. 633 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,223 [light electronic music] 634 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:07,641 Go. 635 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,559 - Okay, maybe I will just, like, pop in 636 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,728 for just, like, a sec. 637 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,773 ♪ ♪ 638 00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:17,275 If anyone asks, I am at an exclusive yacht party 639 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:20,654 in, um-- in whatever ocean's closest. 640 00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:21,571 - Okay. 641 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:24,616 [upbeat funky music] 642 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,118 ♪ ♪ 643 00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:28,537 - I'm outie with Eric... 644 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:29,621 my boyfriend. 645 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:30,706 - You got boyf'd? 646 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:32,082 - Yeah, I got boyf'd so hard 647 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:33,500 in the bathroom I can barely walk. 648 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:34,543 - Horrible! 649 00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:36,211 - This is a dirty frat house. 650 00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:37,713 - Go have fun with your man. 651 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,424 I'm gonna stay for a bit. - [clicks tongue] Okay. 652 00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:41,967 - Okay, so Canaan just texted, 653 00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:44,928 and he's on his way. - Ay! Finally. 654 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,888 ♪ ♪ 655 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,265 - Actually, I'ma head out too, 656 00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:49,808 get something to eat before bed. 657 00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:51,685 - Hell, no! You are not about to flee this party 658 00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:53,895 because Canaan is coming, we just talked about this. 659 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,480 - Oh, my God. That is not what this is. 660 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,649 I'm just tired. Y'all need to chill. 661 00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:00,360 See you later. 662 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:03,155 ♪ ♪ 663 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,282 - And according to one study 664 00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:06,992 elderly friendships serve a purpose 665 00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:08,618 far beyond enjoyment. 666 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:11,580 They're also saving lives. 667 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,915 - Oh, that's fascinating. - Tell me, how did your... 668 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,083 - [inhales sharply] - Life change 669 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,251 after you met Barney? 670 00:22:16,334 --> 00:22:17,794 Ugh. - Well, I hug more now. 671 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,129 - [groans] - Oh, you love to hug? 672 00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:21,214 - I--I love to give hugs. 673 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,050 [toilet flushes] 674 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,094 [somber guitar music] 675 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:33,268 ♪ ♪ 676 00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:44,112 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 677 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,156 - Hey. - Hi. 678 00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:47,741 - Staying in tonight? 679 00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:50,202 - Mm-hmm. [door handle rattles] 680 00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:51,787 - Are you okay? - Uh, yeah 681 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,289 I just had a little medical procedure done today 682 00:22:54,372 --> 00:22:55,582 and I'm not feeling well, 683 00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:57,459 and now I'm locked out of my suite, 684 00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,920 and I left my phone in there. 685 00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:02,297 - Well, why don't we just go wait in my room 686 00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:04,007 until your friends get home? - No, no. 687 00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:05,967 I'm fine. Go have fun. 688 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,719 - I'm not going to leave you like this. 689 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,930 It's all good. Come on. 690 00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:14,184 - All right. 691 00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:17,854 [gentle music] 692 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,899 [upbeat music] 693 00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:25,403 ♪ ♪ 694 00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:27,322 - I wasn't gonna let a pandemic 695 00:23:27,405 --> 00:23:31,201 stop me from salsa dancing with my friends. 696 00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:32,994 - Kimberly? - So you've been dancing 697 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,162 together over the internet? - Oh, we had the time 698 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,622 of our lives. 699 00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:38,166 - But then a new obstacle developed. 700 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,002 Phillip's vision was failing. 701 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:44,005 [light music] 702 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,842 - ♪ Don't know why ♪ 703 00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:48,301 - Hey. 704 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:50,595 - Hey. - Uh, what happened? 705 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:53,431 - She got locked out and wasn't feeling well. 706 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,267 - And you just, like, took care of her? 707 00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:56,810 ♪ ♪ 708 00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:59,187 That's cool. - It's all good. 709 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,022 I've actually had to nurse a lot of sickliens 710 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,566 back to health at home. 711 00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:04,693 But she's a better patient. 712 00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,736 - A lot to unpack there. 713 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:07,863 Help me get her back to our room? 714 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,239 - Yeah, sure. 715 00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:10,365 ♪ ♪ 716 00:24:10,448 --> 00:24:11,533 Kimber. 717 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:12,868 Your roommate's here. 718 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:15,412 You wanna go back to bed? - Mm. 719 00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:17,497 ♪ ♪ 720 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:20,876 - ♪ Ba-ba-ba ♪ 721 00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:23,837 - Come on. - ♪ Ba-ba-ba ♪ 722 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,505 ♪ ♪ 723 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:30,719 ♪ Oh-oh since your first solo ♪ 724 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:33,054 - Monogamous sex just hits different. 725 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,639 - Bela, it's been one night. 726 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:36,683 - And yet I am changed. 727 00:24:36,766 --> 00:24:38,310 - Hello, Whitney. 728 00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:40,187 There's actually something I wanted to share with you. 729 00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:42,731 I've been listening to this illuminating podcast 730 00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:44,441 on race relations in academia-- 731 00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:46,359 - Ooh, look, Paul, uh, 732 00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:48,361 I know you mean well, and congrats 733 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:49,905 on doing the work, 734 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:52,282 but I don't want every conversation we have together 735 00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:54,868 to be about my Blackness and your whiteness. 736 00:24:54,951 --> 00:24:56,411 That is not our thing. 737 00:24:56,494 --> 00:24:58,747 I want our thing to be that you're my TA, 738 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:02,626 and I'm your student, and you just get my name right. 739 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:05,128 Can we do that, Paul? 740 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,505 - And oh, my God, do not cry right now. 741 00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:09,674 Okay, I really don't wanna have to console you 742 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:10,759 about this again. 743 00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:12,427 That should not be my job. 744 00:25:12,510 --> 00:25:13,428 - Right, yeah. 745 00:25:13,511 --> 00:25:15,931 - We good? - So good. 746 00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:18,058 - Thank you. 747 00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:21,603 Hmm. 748 00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:25,190 Hey, Moriah, I'm Whitney. 749 00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:28,944 - Oh, I know. [laughter] 750 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:30,737 - You crushed it, Leighton. 751 00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:32,364 We never would've gotten second without you. 752 00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:33,615 - Yes, that's correct. 753 00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:35,617 - We'll get first next time. 754 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:36,826 - We? Oh, okay, 755 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:39,454 if I do this again, I'm 100% 756 00:25:39,537 --> 00:25:40,789 teaming up with the winners. 757 00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:43,375 They've already asked-- [car horn honks] 758 00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:44,918 - Hello! Can you move? 759 00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:47,796 - I'm late for class, and I'm trying to park. 760 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,381 Today? Go! 761 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:52,509 [Photronique's "It's Showtime"] 762 00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:55,929 ♪ ♪ 763 00:25:56,012 --> 00:25:57,681 [car door shuts] [keys jangle] 764 00:25:57,764 --> 00:25:59,849 - Hey, I have-- I have that same bag. 765 00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,434 - Sure. Great. 766 00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:03,103 - ♪ Y-O-L-O that's all we know ♪ 767 00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:04,479 ♪ You gotta show me what you got ♪ 768 00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:05,981 ♪ And we can start the show ♪ 769 00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:07,691 ♪ You betta turn it turn it up 770 00:26:07,774 --> 00:26:09,484 ♪ Like it's a radio and it's yo song ♪ 771 00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:11,194 - She's so hot. - ♪ Are you ready to go? ♪ 772 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:13,071 - ♪ Aeeyo Y-O-L-O ♪ - ♪ YOLO ♪ 773 00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:14,698 - ♪ Aeeyo, that's wat we know ♪ 774 00:26:14,781 --> 00:26:16,491 - ♪ Aeeyo, you only live once ♪ 775 00:26:16,574 --> 00:26:17,993 ♪ Betta turn it, turn it up ♪ 776 00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:19,202 ♪ It's showtime ♪ 777 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:20,829 ♪ That's all we know ♪ 778 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:22,998 - ♪ Aeeyo, Y-O-L-O ♪ - ♪ L-O ♪ 779 00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:24,791 - ♪ Aeeyo, that's how we roll ♪ 780 00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:27,043 - ♪ We roll ♪ - ♪ You only get one shot 781 00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:28,670 ♪ Betta get out there and get it ♪ 782 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,380 ♪ It's showtime, that's all we know ♪ 783 00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:32,132 ♪ Aeeyo, read the words on my lips ♪ 784 00:26:32,215 --> 00:26:34,009 - ♪ I trap 'em ♪ - ♪ Hear me, hear me ♪ 785 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:35,802 ♪ Makin' all them hits ♪ - ♪ I'm platinum ♪ 786 00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:37,679 - ♪ Who livin' it up betta than this? ♪ 787 00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:39,514 - ♪ Oh, stop it ♪ - ♪ Money got me wide ♪ 788 00:26:39,597 --> 00:26:41,182 ♪ All in my hips ♪ - ♪ Deep pockets ♪ 789 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:42,976 - ♪ Party-arty-arty all the time ♪ 790 00:26:43,059 --> 00:26:44,853 ♪ Aye, aye ♪ - ♪ And I ain't got ♪ 791 00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:46,730 ♪ No problems on my mind ♪ - ♪ Aye, aye ♪ 792 00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:48,565 - ♪ Partner, you gon' let me come inside ♪ 793 00:26:48,648 --> 00:26:50,525 - ♪ Aye, aye ♪ - ♪ You know I'm why ♪ 794 00:26:50,608 --> 00:26:51,943 ♪ They all standin' in line, you only get one shot ♪ 795 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,361 ♪ So you betta make it good ♪ 796 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,238 ♪ Keep the night feelin' right ♪ 797 00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:56,698 ♪ From the hills to the hood, I could party all day ♪ 798 00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:58,366 ♪ And I wish somebody would ♪ 799 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,493 ♪ Tell me turn down YOLO understood ♪ 800 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:03,246 ♪ Aeeyo ♪ - ♪ Aeeyo Y-O-L-O ♪ 801 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:05,540 ♪ Aeeyo, that's all we know ♪ 802 00:27:05,623 --> 00:27:06,791 - ♪ You only live once ♪ 803 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:08,001 ♪ Betta turn it, turn it up ♪ 804 00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:09,127 ♪ It's showtime ♪ 805 00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:10,754 ♪ That's all we know ♪ 806 00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:13,131 - ♪ Aeeyo Y-O-L-O ♪ - ♪ L-O ♪ 807 00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:15,050 - ♪ Aeeyo, that's how we roll ♪ 808 00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:16,843 - ♪ We roll ♪ - ♪ You only get one shot ♪ 809 00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:18,511 ♪ Betta get out there and get it ♪ 810 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:19,721 ♪ It's showtime ♪ 811 00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:20,805 ♪ That's all we know ♪ 812 00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,599 ♪ Aeeyo ♪ 813 00:27:22,682 --> 00:27:24,726 ♪ Aye-aye-aye, aeeyo ♪ 814 00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:26,728 ♪ Aye aye it's showtime ♪ 815 00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:28,271 ♪ That's all we know ♪ 816 00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,856 ♪ Aeeyo ♪ 817 00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:31,024 - Go to bed. 818 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:36,613 [dramatic musical flourish]