1 00:00:05,719 --> 00:00:07,137 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:07,220 --> 00:00:09,931 - ♪ I got friends, we run it hard ♪ 3 00:00:10,014 --> 00:00:10,932 - Top, Zara. 4 00:00:11,015 --> 00:00:13,435 Skirt is Miu Miu. Necklace? 5 00:00:13,518 --> 00:00:16,771 Well, it is a long story involving Gigi Hadid 6 00:00:16,855 --> 00:00:17,939 and a Burger King. - [groans] 7 00:00:18,022 --> 00:00:20,275 - Oh, yeah! Don't stop! 8 00:00:20,358 --> 00:00:22,110 Don't stop. - Oh, come on. 9 00:00:22,193 --> 00:00:24,237 I mean, no one needs to groan like that. 10 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,072 - Leight, I'm just gonna say it, 11 00:00:26,156 --> 00:00:27,449 this video you're making is embarrassing, 12 00:00:27,532 --> 00:00:28,783 not just for you but for all of us. 13 00:00:28,867 --> 00:00:30,243 - Um, excuse me. 14 00:00:30,326 --> 00:00:31,453 Fit vids are a vital part 15 00:00:31,536 --> 00:00:32,954 of the Kappa rush process. 16 00:00:33,037 --> 00:00:35,415 If I can't come up with fun and flirty content, 17 00:00:35,498 --> 00:00:36,791 I might as well be a Pi Phi. 18 00:00:36,875 --> 00:00:37,792 - Is that a bad thing? 19 00:00:37,876 --> 00:00:39,294 - I'd rather drown myself. 20 00:00:39,377 --> 00:00:40,795 - Oh, okay. I'll text Jackson. 21 00:00:40,879 --> 00:00:42,630 - Ooh, ask him what position he was doing. 22 00:00:42,714 --> 00:00:44,007 It sounded like reverse-cat-dog. 23 00:00:44,090 --> 00:00:45,633 - What the hell is reverse-cat-dog? 24 00:00:45,717 --> 00:00:47,552 - Whitney, you'd love it. I'll send you a link. 25 00:00:47,635 --> 00:00:49,763 [descending tone] - Here, you're on fan duty now. 26 00:00:49,846 --> 00:00:51,681 - Wait, where are you going? - I'm off to the loan office 27 00:00:51,765 --> 00:00:53,433 to tell them I lost my co-signer. 28 00:00:53,516 --> 00:00:54,642 - Oof. - Sorry, girl. 29 00:00:54,726 --> 00:00:55,727 - But I'm feeling hopeful. 30 00:00:55,810 --> 00:00:56,811 I even found a heads-up penny 31 00:00:56,895 --> 00:00:57,896 on the street today. 32 00:00:57,979 --> 00:00:59,063 It was next to a dead pigeon, 33 00:00:59,147 --> 00:01:00,648 but still... - All right. 34 00:01:00,732 --> 00:01:02,150 Well, it looks like our neighbors got the message, 35 00:01:02,233 --> 00:01:03,818 so let's go, ladies. [claps] 36 00:01:03,902 --> 00:01:05,737 - Good luck. [door opens, closes] 37 00:01:05,820 --> 00:01:07,822 - Top, Zara. Skirt-- - Oh, my God! 38 00:01:07,906 --> 00:01:09,699 It's all you! - Seriously? 39 00:01:09,783 --> 00:01:11,409 - Hey, guys, Bela here. 40 00:01:11,493 --> 00:01:12,869 Big fan of your work. 41 00:01:12,952 --> 00:01:14,287 - Should we move? - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 42 00:01:14,954 --> 00:01:17,248 - ♪ You want this? You like that? ♪ 43 00:01:17,332 --> 00:01:19,584 ♪ Quit playin', come get some ♪ 44 00:01:19,667 --> 00:01:22,295 ♪ I take cards, I take cash ♪ 45 00:01:22,378 --> 00:01:24,422 ♪ Quit playin', come get some ♪ 46 00:01:24,506 --> 00:01:25,548 ♪ You got chips? ♪ 47 00:01:25,632 --> 00:01:27,008 ♪ Run that ♪ 48 00:01:27,091 --> 00:01:28,843 - Bela, is your resistance at a zero? 49 00:01:28,927 --> 00:01:30,303 - I'm not here to work out. 50 00:01:30,386 --> 00:01:31,971 I'm here to look at the crew team lift. 51 00:01:32,055 --> 00:01:33,640 They're so shredded and tall. 52 00:01:33,723 --> 00:01:36,476 It's like looking at a bunch of hot, muscly skyscrapers. 53 00:01:36,559 --> 00:01:37,894 - [chuckles] Hey. 54 00:01:37,977 --> 00:01:39,771 So are you still taking that biochem class? 55 00:01:39,854 --> 00:01:42,524 - Yeah. Ugh, kill me. Why? 56 00:01:42,607 --> 00:01:44,526 - Because you and I are about to do 57 00:01:44,609 --> 00:01:47,070 some bonding-- ionic bonding. 58 00:01:47,153 --> 00:01:48,613 What's up, classmate? 59 00:01:48,696 --> 00:01:50,114 [giggles] - Why are you taking biochem? 60 00:01:50,198 --> 00:01:52,033 It's one of the hardest classes on campus. 61 00:01:52,116 --> 00:01:53,201 I'm literally only taking it 62 00:01:53,284 --> 00:01:54,911 'cause my parents are making me. 63 00:01:54,994 --> 00:01:56,788 - I want to challenge myself. 64 00:01:56,871 --> 00:01:58,414 Expand my interests. See what I'm good at. 65 00:01:58,498 --> 00:02:00,834 - Stop. No more nerdy science talk. 66 00:02:00,917 --> 00:02:02,502 The crew team is coming. Look hot. Stick your tits out. 67 00:02:02,585 --> 00:02:05,713 [indistinct chatter] 68 00:02:05,797 --> 00:02:08,716 [sensual music] 69 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:13,221 ♪ ♪ 70 00:02:13,304 --> 00:02:15,598 - Sup? Saw you watching us. 71 00:02:15,682 --> 00:02:18,226 - Us meaning-- are you with the crew team? 72 00:02:18,309 --> 00:02:20,478 But aren't you, like, short? 73 00:02:20,562 --> 00:02:22,730 - Yeah. I'm the coxswain. 74 00:02:22,814 --> 00:02:25,567 I make sure the boat finishes first. 75 00:02:25,650 --> 00:02:27,026 I could do the same for you. 76 00:02:28,319 --> 00:02:29,863 See you around. 77 00:02:32,115 --> 00:02:34,492 - [scoffs] Holy shit. 78 00:02:34,576 --> 00:02:35,660 - ♪ Ooh, I like it, though ♪ 79 00:02:35,743 --> 00:02:37,829 ♪ That's how like it ♪ 80 00:02:37,912 --> 00:02:40,081 ♪ That's how I like it ♪ 81 00:02:40,164 --> 00:02:41,457 - At first, I was disappointed. 82 00:02:41,541 --> 00:02:43,042 But then I thought, don't stress. 83 00:02:43,126 --> 00:02:44,836 You and Taylor will put your heads together, 84 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:46,379 brainstorm other options. 85 00:02:46,462 --> 00:02:49,132 - Oh, Kimberly, I love a brainstorm. 86 00:02:49,215 --> 00:02:51,593 You should see my wedding Pinterest board. 87 00:02:51,676 --> 00:02:55,179 That said, uh, the only thing this office can offer you 88 00:02:55,263 --> 00:02:56,264 is a loan. 89 00:02:56,347 --> 00:02:57,515 - Right. 90 00:02:57,599 --> 00:02:59,309 Are there any grants I can apply for? 91 00:02:59,392 --> 00:03:00,602 Or how long would I have to serve 92 00:03:00,685 --> 00:03:02,020 in the military to pay for this? 93 00:03:02,103 --> 00:03:04,314 I can do a push-up if I'm on my knees. 94 00:03:04,397 --> 00:03:06,024 - You want my honest advice? - Yes. 95 00:03:06,107 --> 00:03:08,776 Just tell me what to do, and I will do it. 96 00:03:08,860 --> 00:03:11,404 - Get the best grades you can. 97 00:03:11,487 --> 00:03:12,739 It'll maximize your options 98 00:03:12,822 --> 00:03:14,532 for new schools you can transfer to. 99 00:03:14,616 --> 00:03:17,535 [melancholy pop music] 100 00:03:17,619 --> 00:03:23,875 ♪ ♪ 101 00:03:35,386 --> 00:03:38,723 [phone chiming] 102 00:03:40,224 --> 00:03:42,143 - Hey, could you stop reading my phone screen? 103 00:03:42,226 --> 00:03:43,645 - We're roommates. It's my right. 104 00:03:43,728 --> 00:03:45,146 - Yeah, I'm kind of with Bela on this one. 105 00:03:45,229 --> 00:03:47,315 Spill it. - Your phone is blowing up 106 00:03:47,398 --> 00:03:48,733 and I know they're from dating apps. 107 00:03:48,816 --> 00:03:49,776 [phone chimes] 108 00:03:49,859 --> 00:03:51,277 Is it? 109 00:03:51,361 --> 00:03:52,278 - Okay, it is. 110 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:53,821 - Yes! - Wow. 111 00:03:53,905 --> 00:03:55,823 - I finally put a face pic up on my profile. 112 00:03:55,907 --> 00:03:58,993 And it seems that I have face that people like to message. 113 00:03:59,077 --> 00:04:01,412 - Oh. How many girls are you talking to? 114 00:04:01,496 --> 00:04:04,415 - I don't know, like...30. 115 00:04:04,499 --> 00:04:05,792 - What? - Damn, Leight. 116 00:04:05,875 --> 00:04:07,502 That's, like, two basketball teams. 117 00:04:07,585 --> 00:04:08,836 - Look, I've lived in the closet 118 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:10,588 for, like, my entire life. 119 00:04:10,672 --> 00:04:12,173 I could never just approach someone 120 00:04:12,256 --> 00:04:13,549 out in the open as myself, 121 00:04:13,633 --> 00:04:15,843 so now that I'm out, 122 00:04:15,927 --> 00:04:17,345 it's my turn to catch up. 123 00:04:17,428 --> 00:04:18,930 - You never need to justify that to us. 124 00:04:19,013 --> 00:04:20,682 - Agreed. I'd never slut-shame you. 125 00:04:20,765 --> 00:04:23,601 In fact, I'd only shame you for not being enough of a slut. 126 00:04:23,685 --> 00:04:25,353 - Okay. Calc is this way. 127 00:04:25,436 --> 00:04:27,063 I'm gonna see you guys later. 128 00:04:27,146 --> 00:04:29,899 - Hey, get some hottie's number while you're in there. 129 00:04:29,983 --> 00:04:33,152 - ♪ Yeah, I wanted everyone to know about us ♪ 130 00:04:33,236 --> 00:04:35,238 ♪ ♪ 131 00:04:35,321 --> 00:04:36,739 ♪ All mine ♪ 132 00:04:36,823 --> 00:04:38,366 ♪ I remember you were all mine ♪ 133 00:04:38,449 --> 00:04:40,785 ♪ How I looked better back then ♪ 134 00:04:40,868 --> 00:04:43,204 ♪ When I was with you ♪ 135 00:04:43,287 --> 00:04:44,664 ♪ ♪ 136 00:04:44,747 --> 00:04:47,417 ♪ It doesn't matter how hard I try ♪ 137 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:49,919 ♪ I can't forget those nights ♪ 138 00:04:50,003 --> 00:04:52,547 ♪ When I was with you ♪ 139 00:04:52,630 --> 00:04:55,216 ♪ I'm so, I'm so good ♪ 140 00:04:55,299 --> 00:04:58,720 - Biochemistry can be divided into three fields: 141 00:04:58,803 --> 00:05:00,054 structural biology, 142 00:05:00,138 --> 00:05:02,682 enzymology, and metabolism. 143 00:05:02,765 --> 00:05:04,892 - Hey, take my picture. - Here? Why? 144 00:05:04,976 --> 00:05:06,060 - I'm gonna send it to my parents 145 00:05:06,144 --> 00:05:07,520 to prove I'm in this class. 146 00:05:07,603 --> 00:05:09,397 - But--okay. [camera shutter clicks] 147 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:10,732 Dude, I'm trying to focus. 148 00:05:10,815 --> 00:05:11,983 - Damn, I look good. 149 00:05:12,066 --> 00:05:13,401 Maybe I'll send it to that crew guy. 150 00:05:13,484 --> 00:05:14,902 - The short one from the gym? 151 00:05:14,986 --> 00:05:16,863 - He followed me. And his profile's kind of hot. 152 00:05:16,946 --> 00:05:18,781 I mean, look at his body. 153 00:05:18,865 --> 00:05:20,199 I mean, his proportions are crazy. 154 00:05:20,283 --> 00:05:21,534 He's as tall as he is wide. 155 00:05:21,617 --> 00:05:23,077 He's like a hot, muscly box. 156 00:05:23,161 --> 00:05:24,120 - You're not wrong. 157 00:05:24,203 --> 00:05:25,079 He's like a sexy, 158 00:05:25,163 --> 00:05:26,622 little mini-fridge. 159 00:05:26,706 --> 00:05:27,915 - Hey, can you shut up? 160 00:05:27,999 --> 00:05:30,668 - I'm sorry. Is there an issue? 161 00:05:30,752 --> 00:05:33,087 - I'm sorry, Professor, but I can't hear anything 162 00:05:33,171 --> 00:05:34,422 with them talking in the back. 163 00:05:34,505 --> 00:05:36,215 - Ladies, I advise you to focus. 164 00:05:36,299 --> 00:05:39,385 Students who fall behind in this class rarely catch up. 165 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:41,763 - Wish we could just skip to the end of shopping period 166 00:05:41,846 --> 00:05:44,098 when half these people drop this class. 167 00:05:44,182 --> 00:05:45,767 - God, can you believe that guy? 168 00:05:45,850 --> 00:05:47,268 - I know, it's like, I'll pay attention 169 00:05:47,351 --> 00:05:49,979 when the class actually starts. 170 00:05:50,063 --> 00:05:51,439 - It started 30 minutes ago. 171 00:05:51,522 --> 00:05:53,775 - Oh, shit. Do you have a pen? 172 00:05:53,858 --> 00:05:54,901 - Shut up! 173 00:05:54,984 --> 00:05:55,902 - Ugh. Jeez, guys. 174 00:05:55,985 --> 00:05:58,946 [mellow music] 175 00:05:59,030 --> 00:06:04,243 ♪ ♪ 176 00:06:07,413 --> 00:06:09,332 - Shit, sorry. - No, it's all good. 177 00:06:09,415 --> 00:06:10,500 I think you dropped something. 178 00:06:10,583 --> 00:06:12,293 - No. No, I--sorry. 179 00:06:12,376 --> 00:06:14,796 It's just some random pamphlet I picked up as a goof. 180 00:06:14,879 --> 00:06:15,963 Wah. - Whoa. 181 00:06:16,047 --> 00:06:17,131 Hey, don't litter. - Right. 182 00:06:17,215 --> 00:06:18,591 Yeah, I just had that thought. 183 00:06:18,674 --> 00:06:20,218 My name's Kimberly. I'm your neighbor. 184 00:06:20,301 --> 00:06:22,637 I'm not a litterer. - Yeah, I know who you are. 185 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:25,348 You leave your retainer in the bathroom sometimes. 186 00:06:25,431 --> 00:06:26,474 - Right. Yes. 187 00:06:26,557 --> 00:06:28,476 Well, it was nice running into you. 188 00:06:28,559 --> 00:06:29,769 And I'll see you around. 189 00:06:31,145 --> 00:06:32,897 Wait, you're not taking Irish lit, are you? 190 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:35,233 - Yeah. Is that surprising? 191 00:06:35,316 --> 00:06:36,734 - I'm just not used to seeing 192 00:06:36,818 --> 00:06:39,320 people who look like you in a class like this. 193 00:06:39,403 --> 00:06:41,906 - Well, yeah, it's gonna be really hard for me. 194 00:06:41,989 --> 00:06:43,032 I can't read. 195 00:06:43,116 --> 00:06:45,076 - Okay, very funny. I get it. 196 00:06:45,159 --> 00:06:46,452 - This is the right building, right? 197 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:48,162 That says literature, doesn't it? 198 00:06:48,246 --> 00:06:49,330 - Very funny. Let's go. 199 00:06:49,413 --> 00:06:50,540 ♪ ♪ 200 00:06:50,623 --> 00:06:52,125 - ♪ I was vibin' with you ♪ 201 00:06:52,208 --> 00:06:54,168 ♪ Oh, but then you came through ♪ 202 00:06:54,252 --> 00:06:55,962 - He wants to call us out in class? 203 00:06:56,045 --> 00:06:59,048 We should be calling him out for being such a damn kiss-ass. 204 00:06:59,132 --> 00:07:00,174 - He was such a bio-bro. 205 00:07:00,258 --> 00:07:01,717 - That guys sounds like a jerk. 206 00:07:01,801 --> 00:07:03,261 But also, biochem is really hard. 207 00:07:03,344 --> 00:07:04,512 Are you sure you want to take that? 208 00:07:04,595 --> 00:07:05,847 - I am not some token athlete 209 00:07:05,930 --> 00:07:07,306 who only takes easy classes. 210 00:07:07,390 --> 00:07:08,599 - Mm... - Okay. 211 00:07:08,683 --> 00:07:09,976 I mean, to date, have I done exactly that? 212 00:07:10,059 --> 00:07:11,811 Yes. But I'm switching it up. 213 00:07:11,894 --> 00:07:13,437 [distant chatter] - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 214 00:07:13,521 --> 00:07:15,022 Do you guys hear that? 215 00:07:15,106 --> 00:07:17,525 [whispering] Is someone else in here? 216 00:07:17,608 --> 00:07:18,901 [quirky music] 217 00:07:18,985 --> 00:07:20,903 - Leighton, are you in there with someone? 218 00:07:20,987 --> 00:07:22,738 - Oh, God damn it. 219 00:07:25,283 --> 00:07:27,201 - That was fun. - Yeah. 220 00:07:27,285 --> 00:07:28,786 I will call you later. - Okay. 221 00:07:28,870 --> 00:07:30,913 - Bye. [door opens, closes] 222 00:07:32,123 --> 00:07:33,499 Stop looking at me like that. 223 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:35,835 - You had a girl in there? - The whole time? 224 00:07:35,918 --> 00:07:37,420 - Okay, I am an adult woman. 225 00:07:37,503 --> 00:07:38,796 I should be allowed to bring people 226 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:40,381 back to my room without questions. 227 00:07:40,464 --> 00:07:41,757 - Agreed. 228 00:07:41,841 --> 00:07:43,092 Except for the questions part. 229 00:07:43,176 --> 00:07:44,510 Did you do toy stuff? Hand stuff? 230 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:45,970 Did you use my bed? Because it is 231 00:07:46,053 --> 00:07:47,597 completely okay if you did. 232 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:50,057 - Okay, we're done here. I am going to dinner. 233 00:07:50,141 --> 00:07:52,518 - Oh, it's build-your-own- pasta-bowl night. 234 00:07:52,602 --> 00:07:54,729 I love building my own pasta bowl! 235 00:07:54,812 --> 00:07:56,063 I built wrong. 236 00:07:56,147 --> 00:07:57,899 - Yeah, you used teriyaki sauce. 237 00:07:57,982 --> 00:07:59,734 - I saw someone do that on the Food Network once 238 00:07:59,817 --> 00:08:01,736 when I watched cable at a friend's house. 239 00:08:01,819 --> 00:08:03,112 - Bela, are you still texting 240 00:08:03,196 --> 00:08:04,322 with the short guy from the gym? 241 00:08:04,405 --> 00:08:05,489 - Wes? Yeah. 242 00:08:05,573 --> 00:08:07,158 He's a really sexy texter. 243 00:08:07,241 --> 00:08:09,493 He uses full sentences with punctuation. 244 00:08:09,577 --> 00:08:11,454 It's, like, okay, write me novel, daddy. 245 00:08:11,537 --> 00:08:13,915 [phone chimes] - Huh. 246 00:08:13,998 --> 00:08:15,583 - What? What's wrong? - He just wrote, 247 00:08:15,666 --> 00:08:16,959 "Have you thought about the upside 248 00:08:17,043 --> 00:08:18,002 "of fucking a guy 249 00:08:18,085 --> 00:08:19,462 two inches shorter than you?" 250 00:08:19,545 --> 00:08:20,504 What does that mean? 251 00:08:20,588 --> 00:08:21,714 - It takes less time 252 00:08:21,797 --> 00:08:23,257 for his pants to hit the floor? 253 00:08:23,341 --> 00:08:24,425 - Or maybe he's saying you'll be less cramped 254 00:08:24,508 --> 00:08:25,968 in a twin bed. - Wait. 255 00:08:26,052 --> 00:08:27,678 Do you think he means the height of his dick? 256 00:08:27,762 --> 00:08:29,388 Like, where it's at? 257 00:08:29,472 --> 00:08:32,058 - [chuckles] Oh, my God, maybe. 258 00:08:32,141 --> 00:08:34,018 Hey, um, Kimberly, you're about as tall as him. 259 00:08:34,101 --> 00:08:35,061 Stand up. - Wait. 260 00:08:35,144 --> 00:08:36,437 What do you want me to do? 261 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:37,730 - Just hold this at your crotch like a penis. 262 00:08:37,813 --> 00:08:38,940 - Oh, Bela, I don't want to-- 263 00:08:39,023 --> 00:08:39,941 - Now, thrust. 264 00:08:40,024 --> 00:08:41,108 Thrust! 265 00:08:42,985 --> 00:08:44,362 He's right. Look. 266 00:08:44,445 --> 00:08:46,155 - Yeah, that angle is, like, perfect. 267 00:08:46,239 --> 00:08:47,573 - Can I stop? - That's it. 268 00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:48,991 I'm gonna start eating in my room. 269 00:08:49,075 --> 00:08:51,160 - Oh, my God. Y'all, it's official. 270 00:08:51,244 --> 00:08:52,495 I'm gonna fuck a short king. 271 00:08:52,578 --> 00:08:53,955 - I also have some exciting news. 272 00:08:54,038 --> 00:08:55,456 I went to the financial aid office today, 273 00:08:55,539 --> 00:08:56,874 and I think I've found a way to stay at Essex. 274 00:08:56,958 --> 00:08:59,293 - Oh, my God, that's great. - How? 275 00:08:59,377 --> 00:09:01,003 - I might sell my eggs. 276 00:09:01,921 --> 00:09:03,631 - Wait, Kimberly, are you being serious? 277 00:09:03,714 --> 00:09:05,883 - Yeah. Turns out, I can make $80,000. 278 00:09:05,967 --> 00:09:07,885 That's crazy, right? - Well, I love this for you. 279 00:09:07,969 --> 00:09:09,971 Celebrities buy smart girl eggs all the time. 280 00:09:10,054 --> 00:09:12,265 You could be the female half of a famous baby. 281 00:09:12,348 --> 00:09:14,600 - But isn't this, like, a major surgery? 282 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:15,935 - Lots of people do it all the time. 283 00:09:16,018 --> 00:09:17,353 It's super common. 284 00:09:17,436 --> 00:09:19,063 Also, I might be able to fix my problem 285 00:09:19,146 --> 00:09:20,815 with something that's in my body. 286 00:09:20,898 --> 00:09:22,441 That seems cool and, like, feminist. 287 00:09:22,525 --> 00:09:24,151 - Mm, all right, but what happens 288 00:09:24,235 --> 00:09:25,653 when 20 years from now 289 00:09:25,736 --> 00:09:27,989 your hot personal trainer says "I'm your son"? 290 00:09:28,072 --> 00:09:29,824 - [gasps] Is that why he took the job? 291 00:09:29,907 --> 00:09:31,575 - Oh, my God. You almost kissed your son. 292 00:09:31,659 --> 00:09:32,952 - Okay, what if this is the only way 293 00:09:33,035 --> 00:09:33,995 Kimberly can stay here? 294 00:09:34,078 --> 00:09:35,830 I mean, shouldn't she do it? 295 00:09:35,913 --> 00:09:37,748 - I just think you should do some research 296 00:09:37,832 --> 00:09:39,333 so you know what you're getting into. 297 00:09:39,417 --> 00:09:41,335 - And if you do it and end up being the subject 298 00:09:41,419 --> 00:09:42,586 of a "New York Magazine" article 299 00:09:42,670 --> 00:09:43,879 that gets turned into a movie, 300 00:09:43,963 --> 00:09:46,632 I would love to write it for you. 301 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:48,092 ♪ ♪ 302 00:09:48,175 --> 00:09:50,803 - ♪ I say, I say, I say, I say ♪ 303 00:09:50,886 --> 00:09:52,513 - ♪ I say, I say ♪ 304 00:09:52,596 --> 00:09:53,931 - ♪ So I say, I say ♪ 305 00:09:54,015 --> 00:09:55,558 - Hey, Mom. What a nice surprise. 306 00:09:55,641 --> 00:09:57,351 - Oh, I love hearing your voice, baby. 307 00:09:57,435 --> 00:09:59,812 My assistant put you on my schedule to call, 308 00:09:59,895 --> 00:10:01,564 so this is me calling. 309 00:10:01,647 --> 00:10:04,025 - You don't have to say that. You can just call. 310 00:10:04,108 --> 00:10:06,569 - [chuckles] How's the new trimester going? 311 00:10:06,652 --> 00:10:08,195 - Great. I'm taking a class 312 00:10:08,279 --> 00:10:10,406 I actually think you're gonna be pretty impressed with. 313 00:10:10,489 --> 00:10:12,158 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 314 00:10:12,241 --> 00:10:13,868 It's biochem. It's super hard 315 00:10:13,951 --> 00:10:15,745 and has one of the lowest pass rates on campus. 316 00:10:15,828 --> 00:10:18,622 So I was thinking-- - Well, why are you doing that? 317 00:10:18,706 --> 00:10:20,041 - Uh, what? 318 00:10:20,124 --> 00:10:22,084 - Don't bite off more than you can chew. 319 00:10:22,168 --> 00:10:24,295 That's a saying for a reason. 320 00:10:24,378 --> 00:10:26,047 - Why does no one think I can handle this class? 321 00:10:26,130 --> 00:10:27,798 Do you think I'm, like, not smart or something? 322 00:10:27,882 --> 00:10:29,383 - Of course I think you're smart, 323 00:10:29,467 --> 00:10:30,926 but it's not like you're going to become 324 00:10:31,010 --> 00:10:32,636 a chemist or a doctor. - How do you know? 325 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:34,597 What if I'm, like, secretly brilliant at science? 326 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,307 I could be the next, like, Bill Nye. 327 00:10:36,390 --> 00:10:38,059 - Honey, listen, just take classes 328 00:10:38,142 --> 00:10:39,393 that'll get you a good GPA. 329 00:10:39,477 --> 00:10:41,020 And I'll get you hooked up somewhere. 330 00:10:41,103 --> 00:10:42,938 You want to work for Obama? Easy. 331 00:10:43,022 --> 00:10:44,482 I'll find you something. 332 00:10:44,565 --> 00:10:46,567 - Well, maybe I already found something. 333 00:10:46,650 --> 00:10:49,320 And maybe I'm gonna kick its ass. 334 00:10:49,403 --> 00:10:52,031 [motivational music] 335 00:10:52,114 --> 00:10:55,451 ♪ ♪ 336 00:10:55,534 --> 00:10:57,578 - Anyone else but Andrew? 337 00:10:57,661 --> 00:10:59,413 Anyone? 338 00:10:59,497 --> 00:11:00,373 Whitney. 339 00:11:00,456 --> 00:11:02,041 - Trigonal planar. 340 00:11:02,124 --> 00:11:03,042 - Nice. 341 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:04,585 Okay, now for an easy one. 342 00:11:04,668 --> 00:11:07,129 - ♪ You don't know what ♪ [phone buzzes] 343 00:11:07,213 --> 00:11:10,925 ♪ I am capable of ♪ 344 00:11:11,008 --> 00:11:13,886 ♪ Don't ask me to stop, don't let it run ♪ 345 00:11:13,969 --> 00:11:17,973 ♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪ 346 00:11:18,057 --> 00:11:20,351 ♪ I'm in love with the feel ♪ [phone buzzing] 347 00:11:20,434 --> 00:11:24,438 ♪ I pray to be healed, the worst is yet to come ♪ 348 00:11:24,522 --> 00:11:25,981 ♪ ♪ 349 00:11:26,065 --> 00:11:30,736 ♪ And I am so done asking for permission ♪ 350 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,738 ♪ I'm taking what's mine ♪ 351 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,323 ♪ I'm taking what's mine ♪ 352 00:11:34,407 --> 00:11:38,411 ♪ I am so done asking for permission ♪ 353 00:11:38,494 --> 00:11:42,581 ♪ A girl in my position could conquer the world ♪ 354 00:11:42,665 --> 00:11:49,422 ♪ ♪ 355 00:11:51,048 --> 00:11:53,050 - Damn, it's like we're a puzzle. 356 00:11:54,718 --> 00:11:57,596 Okay. Show me you can do it. 357 00:11:59,390 --> 00:12:00,975 [gasps] 358 00:12:01,058 --> 00:12:01,976 - [grunts] 359 00:12:02,059 --> 00:12:04,854 - ♪ My child ♪ 360 00:12:04,937 --> 00:12:06,480 - Okay, hemoglobin. Go. 361 00:12:06,564 --> 00:12:07,982 - Hemoglobin carries oxygen 362 00:12:08,065 --> 00:12:09,733 from the respiratory organs to the rest of the body. 363 00:12:09,817 --> 00:12:12,027 - Correct. You're gonna kill this quiz tomorrow. 364 00:12:12,111 --> 00:12:14,447 - I hope so. Honestly, biochem is interesting. 365 00:12:14,530 --> 00:12:16,574 I love knowing why the stuff in our world 366 00:12:16,657 --> 00:12:17,950 is the way it is. 367 00:12:18,033 --> 00:12:19,785 - It's such a rush to, like, learn stuff. 368 00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:21,412 - I know, right? - Mm-hmm. 369 00:12:21,495 --> 00:12:22,997 - I always thought college was just what you had to do 370 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,624 before starting your life, but I get it now. 371 00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:28,169 Hey, any more thoughts on the egg stuff? 372 00:12:28,252 --> 00:12:30,963 - Lots. I made a pros and cons list. 373 00:12:31,046 --> 00:12:33,424 - Oh, wow, you really got into the margins there, huh? 374 00:12:33,507 --> 00:12:35,551 - Yeah. I mean, I knew this would be a difficult decision, 375 00:12:35,634 --> 00:12:37,511 but it's really overwhelming. 376 00:12:37,595 --> 00:12:39,013 - Well, it is a really big deal. 377 00:12:39,096 --> 00:12:40,723 But I'm sure you'll figure out what's best. 378 00:12:40,806 --> 00:12:42,016 - Thank you. 379 00:12:42,099 --> 00:12:43,350 - Hey, what's with the ginger ale 380 00:12:43,434 --> 00:12:44,768 in the pros column? 381 00:12:44,852 --> 00:12:45,936 - Oh, I figure after the surgery, 382 00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:47,021 I'll be allowed to drink a lot 383 00:12:47,104 --> 00:12:48,689 of free hospital ginger ale. 384 00:12:48,772 --> 00:12:50,149 - Oh. 385 00:12:50,232 --> 00:12:52,359 - I guess that shouldn't factor into my decision. 386 00:12:52,443 --> 00:12:54,904 - ♪ I'll hunt you down, I'll hunt you down ♪ 387 00:12:54,987 --> 00:12:56,489 ♪ ♪ 388 00:12:56,572 --> 00:12:58,365 - Bela, why are your pants so short? 389 00:12:58,449 --> 00:13:00,201 - These, uh, cropped joggers 390 00:13:00,284 --> 00:13:02,244 are the full-length pants of the guy I've been boning. 391 00:13:02,328 --> 00:13:05,039 That's right, another perk to fucking a short king. 392 00:13:05,122 --> 00:13:06,707 - It's that good? - It's everything. 393 00:13:06,790 --> 00:13:08,417 My girl Zendaya knows what's up. 394 00:13:08,501 --> 00:13:10,044 Shorter guys are where it's at. 395 00:13:10,127 --> 00:13:12,421 - I am so glad you have a nice connection with him. 396 00:13:12,505 --> 00:13:13,714 - No, I'm talking about his dick. 397 00:13:13,797 --> 00:13:15,216 It's scientifically superior. 398 00:13:15,299 --> 00:13:16,884 The blood flow's way more efficient in small guys. 399 00:13:16,967 --> 00:13:18,928 - That actually makes sense. [door opens] 400 00:13:19,011 --> 00:13:20,971 - Leight, I ran into Anne on the quad, 401 00:13:21,055 --> 00:13:22,139 and she said to say hi. 402 00:13:22,223 --> 00:13:23,682 - Oh, no. Don't talk to Anne. 403 00:13:23,766 --> 00:13:25,559 I ended things. She won't be coming back here. 404 00:13:25,643 --> 00:13:26,727 - Aw, Anne was sweet. 405 00:13:26,810 --> 00:13:28,145 I liked that she brought cookies. 406 00:13:28,229 --> 00:13:29,980 - See, I liked Claire and her hat game. 407 00:13:30,064 --> 00:13:31,565 Tough to pull off a flat brim. 408 00:13:31,649 --> 00:13:33,484 - Oh, my God. Don't talk to Claire either. 409 00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:35,653 - I did see Claire yesterday, and I did say hi. 410 00:13:35,736 --> 00:13:38,030 - No. No, why would you do that? 411 00:13:38,113 --> 00:13:39,532 - So you're not dating Claire or Anne? 412 00:13:39,615 --> 00:13:40,908 - I'm not dating anyone. 413 00:13:40,991 --> 00:13:43,410 - Sorry, it's tough to keep up. 414 00:13:43,494 --> 00:13:46,956 - Okay, I can't believe I'm saying this, but fine. 415 00:13:47,039 --> 00:13:48,541 I will update you 416 00:13:48,624 --> 00:13:50,376 on some details of my recent hookups. 417 00:13:50,459 --> 00:13:52,878 - Okay, whoo. - I have been praying for this. 418 00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,213 - Yes, but pay attention 419 00:13:54,296 --> 00:13:56,090 because I am never doing this again. 420 00:13:56,173 --> 00:13:58,467 Here's the lineup. - I'm gonna start a Google Doc. 421 00:13:58,551 --> 00:13:59,635 - I'm still seeing Tori. 422 00:13:59,718 --> 00:14:01,262 Stephanie's out. August is in. 423 00:14:01,345 --> 00:14:03,347 If Monica sends one more GIF, she's out. 424 00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:05,266 Molly's in. Jess is out. 425 00:14:05,349 --> 00:14:07,184 Hot bangs girl from the student center 426 00:14:07,268 --> 00:14:08,852 flossed in front of me, so she's out. 427 00:14:08,936 --> 00:14:10,646 - Which one's the one that gave us the fancy candle 428 00:14:10,729 --> 00:14:11,981 that I light when I have dairy? 429 00:14:12,064 --> 00:14:14,358 - That's Cat. Do not let her in. 430 00:14:14,441 --> 00:14:15,609 Yes, Kimberly? 431 00:14:15,693 --> 00:14:17,361 - Anne friended me on GoodReads, 432 00:14:17,444 --> 00:14:18,571 and I want to accept. 433 00:14:18,654 --> 00:14:19,613 - Do not accept. 434 00:14:19,697 --> 00:14:21,198 - I already did. 435 00:14:21,282 --> 00:14:22,199 - [groans] 436 00:14:22,283 --> 00:14:23,450 ♪ ♪ 437 00:14:23,534 --> 00:14:24,952 - ♪ Your nugget ♪ 438 00:14:25,035 --> 00:14:27,913 ♪ Baby, baby, shake it for me ♪ 439 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,457 - [chuckling] 440 00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,837 - What are you writing that's so funny? 441 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,880 - You really want to know? 'Cause it's about my sex life. 442 00:14:36,964 --> 00:14:38,257 - You're just gonna ask me to read it 443 00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:39,842 and make it funnier anyway, so... 444 00:14:39,925 --> 00:14:41,677 - Okay, well, I'm writing a piece 445 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,471 about how short kings are unexpected sex gods. 446 00:14:44,555 --> 00:14:47,391 - Wow, I'm--I'm flattered. Thank you. 447 00:14:47,474 --> 00:14:49,643 - Oh, I'm not talking about you. 448 00:14:49,727 --> 00:14:51,478 Wait, do you think you're a short king? 449 00:14:51,562 --> 00:14:53,355 - I'm 5'8", so maybe. 450 00:14:53,439 --> 00:14:55,107 - Eric, sweetie, you're not a short king. 451 00:14:55,190 --> 00:14:57,818 You're like a nerd prince. You're like a straight twink. 452 00:14:57,901 --> 00:15:00,946 - Straight twink is definitely not how I see myself. 453 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,448 - Short kings are thicc and meaty. 454 00:15:02,531 --> 00:15:03,991 They're not guys who get pushed away by the wind. 455 00:15:04,074 --> 00:15:05,826 - I got picked up by a gust of wind one time, 456 00:15:05,909 --> 00:15:06,827 and you won't let it go. 457 00:15:06,910 --> 00:15:07,995 Who's the short king? 458 00:15:08,078 --> 00:15:09,496 - Hold up. Are you jealous? 459 00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:11,707 - No, I still see other people. - Exactly. 460 00:15:11,790 --> 00:15:13,083 - Also, I think that it's not fair 461 00:15:13,167 --> 00:15:14,418 that you can talk about my body shape 462 00:15:14,501 --> 00:15:15,669 and I can't say anything about yours. 463 00:15:15,753 --> 00:15:17,046 - Oh, really? Well, come at me. 464 00:15:17,129 --> 00:15:19,256 - Fine. You're, like, really bony. 465 00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:21,175 Like, when we have sex, our pelvises clang together. 466 00:15:21,258 --> 00:15:22,843 It sounds like someone's trying to fix an old car. 467 00:15:22,926 --> 00:15:24,678 - That's 'cause you're just as skinny as me, bro. 468 00:15:24,762 --> 00:15:26,388 - Which is why it's weird that the sex is so good. 469 00:15:26,472 --> 00:15:28,891 - I know. It's almost as good as with the short king. 470 00:15:31,352 --> 00:15:32,895 [whispers] It's actually kind of better. 471 00:15:32,978 --> 00:15:34,521 - Sorry, what was that? What was the last-- 472 00:15:34,605 --> 00:15:36,106 the last part? - Shut up. You heard me. 473 00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:37,232 - It's just I'm so tall that it's hard to hear 474 00:15:37,316 --> 00:15:39,193 from up here sometimes. 475 00:15:39,276 --> 00:15:40,986 - ♪ You pull me under ♪ 476 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,822 ♪ Hey, oh, hey, oh, oh ♪ 477 00:15:43,906 --> 00:15:45,366 ♪ Oh ♪ 478 00:15:45,449 --> 00:15:49,328 - In "Meghan's Quandary," the decision is a tough one. 479 00:15:49,411 --> 00:15:52,581 Does Meghan, penniless and starving, 480 00:15:52,665 --> 00:15:54,083 return to Dublin? 481 00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:58,212 Or does she pursue her dreams in America? 482 00:15:58,295 --> 00:15:59,505 And, of course, 483 00:15:59,588 --> 00:16:02,049 there are no clear right or wrong answers. 484 00:16:02,132 --> 00:16:03,258 That being said, 485 00:16:03,342 --> 00:16:06,387 Meghan did return home to Ireland 486 00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:08,972 and promptly died of cholera. 487 00:16:09,056 --> 00:16:10,724 Her last words? 488 00:16:10,808 --> 00:16:12,976 "Why did I do it?" 489 00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:16,271 Her decision haunted her. 490 00:16:16,355 --> 00:16:17,439 - Excuse me. 491 00:16:19,316 --> 00:16:21,652 - It's an overwhelming story for many. 492 00:16:21,735 --> 00:16:24,363 Now, let's discuss the epilogue. 493 00:16:27,074 --> 00:16:29,410 - You okay? You ran out of there really fast. 494 00:16:29,493 --> 00:16:30,911 Was it a bathroom thing? 495 00:16:30,994 --> 00:16:32,413 - Oh, my God. Jesus Christ, no. 496 00:16:32,496 --> 00:16:34,164 No, my stomach is great. 497 00:16:34,248 --> 00:16:37,751 I'm just stressed. - Sorry. 498 00:16:37,835 --> 00:16:41,380 - I don't know if I'll be able to stay here at Essex. 499 00:16:41,463 --> 00:16:43,298 - Oh, shit. - But I'm fine. 500 00:16:43,382 --> 00:16:44,925 I don't want to bother you with that. 501 00:16:45,008 --> 00:16:46,468 - Nah, it's fine. I mean... 502 00:16:46,552 --> 00:16:48,262 I had to leave my college too. 503 00:16:48,345 --> 00:16:50,472 If it wasn't for that tornado just absolutely 504 00:16:50,556 --> 00:16:52,266 shredding my college to pieces, 505 00:16:52,349 --> 00:16:54,560 I'd still be in Kansas with my friends, 506 00:16:54,643 --> 00:16:56,645 frat, my truck. 507 00:16:56,729 --> 00:16:57,896 - Oh, I didn't realize 508 00:16:57,980 --> 00:16:59,314 you missed your old school so much. 509 00:16:59,398 --> 00:17:01,734 You seem like you'd fit in anywhere you go. 510 00:17:01,817 --> 00:17:03,569 - Eh, no. Not really. 511 00:17:03,652 --> 00:17:05,070 I mean, yeah, sexually, 512 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,613 people are pretty receptive to me here, 513 00:17:06,697 --> 00:17:08,907 but making friends is harder. 514 00:17:08,991 --> 00:17:10,659 - Yeah, I feel the same way. 515 00:17:10,743 --> 00:17:13,454 Except sexually, it's hard for me too. 516 00:17:13,537 --> 00:17:15,080 - Look, all I'm saying is, 517 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:16,707 I know that leaving a place you love sucks, 518 00:17:16,790 --> 00:17:20,627 so I really hope you don't have to go through that. 519 00:17:20,711 --> 00:17:22,546 - Thanks. 520 00:17:22,629 --> 00:17:24,089 - I'll see you around. 521 00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:27,634 [upbeat music] 522 00:17:27,718 --> 00:17:32,473 ♪ ♪ 523 00:17:32,556 --> 00:17:33,640 - All right, everyone. 524 00:17:33,724 --> 00:17:36,226 30 minutes left on the test. 525 00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:37,811 - [sighs] 526 00:17:37,895 --> 00:17:39,772 - Mm. [scoffs] 527 00:17:39,855 --> 00:17:46,528 ♪ ♪ 528 00:17:46,612 --> 00:17:48,655 - Holy shit. That test was brutal. 529 00:17:48,739 --> 00:17:50,616 - I know, but I think I did okay. 530 00:17:50,699 --> 00:17:52,075 Did I know everything? Absolutely not. 531 00:17:52,159 --> 00:17:53,786 But I kind of impressed myself. 532 00:17:53,869 --> 00:17:55,496 - Hell yeah, you did. - [chuckles] 533 00:17:55,579 --> 00:17:57,498 - I'm not raising my voice. I'm just... 534 00:17:57,581 --> 00:17:58,916 - Guys, we've discussed this. 535 00:17:58,999 --> 00:18:00,626 Don't listen outside our door. It's creepy. 536 00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:02,169 - Leighton is in there with two other girls, 537 00:18:02,252 --> 00:18:03,754 and it is a knock-down, drag-out fight. 538 00:18:03,837 --> 00:18:05,088 I guess a girl named Molly 539 00:18:05,172 --> 00:18:06,381 brought Leighton some flowers. 540 00:18:06,465 --> 00:18:07,716 - But then this girl named Jess 541 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,009 showed up at the same time. 542 00:18:09,092 --> 00:18:10,427 And Molly and Jess have history. 543 00:18:10,511 --> 00:18:12,471 And Leighton either knew or she didn't. 544 00:18:12,554 --> 00:18:14,181 - Okay, get out of our way. 545 00:18:14,264 --> 00:18:15,808 - I can't believe I brought you peonies. 546 00:18:15,891 --> 00:18:17,267 They're not even in season. 547 00:18:17,351 --> 00:18:18,852 - And I can't believe you were dating my ex. 548 00:18:18,936 --> 00:18:20,521 - Okay, I only slept with Molly once. 549 00:18:20,604 --> 00:18:22,689 - So we're not together? - No, not right now. 550 00:18:22,773 --> 00:18:23,982 - Okay, I would not have 551 00:18:24,066 --> 00:18:25,526 bought us Phoebe Bridgers tickets 552 00:18:25,609 --> 00:18:26,902 if I knew that you were seeing other people. 553 00:18:26,985 --> 00:18:28,278 - Oh, Phoebe Bridgers is the shit. 554 00:18:28,362 --> 00:18:30,113 I'll go with you. - Okay, I told you both, 555 00:18:30,197 --> 00:18:32,908 I'm newly out and I'm just-- I'm taking it slow. 556 00:18:32,991 --> 00:18:34,576 - Leighton? 557 00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:36,411 - Cat, what are you doing here? 558 00:18:36,495 --> 00:18:38,413 - I'm here to return your underwear. 559 00:18:38,497 --> 00:18:39,665 - Oh, shit. 560 00:18:39,748 --> 00:18:41,333 - Oh, hey, Molly. 561 00:18:41,416 --> 00:18:43,085 Leighton, I didn't know you knew my ex. 562 00:18:43,168 --> 00:18:44,545 - Oh, you guys dated too? 563 00:18:44,628 --> 00:18:46,421 - I love this. [chuckles] 564 00:18:46,505 --> 00:18:47,881 - Okay, everyone shut up. 565 00:18:47,965 --> 00:18:49,258 Leighton can bang who she wants. 566 00:18:49,341 --> 00:18:51,218 This is not "Bridgerton." Everybody out. 567 00:18:51,301 --> 00:18:52,845 Hustle, hustle. - Get out. Bye. 568 00:18:52,928 --> 00:18:54,263 - Let's go, lesbians. Let's go. 569 00:18:54,346 --> 00:18:55,931 - And why the hell are you two here anyway? 570 00:18:56,014 --> 00:18:58,225 - Oh, excuse us for being messy bitches who love drama. 571 00:18:58,308 --> 00:19:01,186 - Ooh, let's go next door and try to eavesdrop from there. 572 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,521 - [sighs] 573 00:19:02,604 --> 00:19:04,648 Turns out secretly fucking suburban moms 574 00:19:04,731 --> 00:19:06,233 is a whole lot easier than navigating 575 00:19:06,316 --> 00:19:07,693 the queer community at Essex 576 00:19:07,776 --> 00:19:09,736 where everyone has slept with everyone else. 577 00:19:09,820 --> 00:19:11,655 - Okay, be honest, are we gonna have to change our locks? 578 00:19:11,738 --> 00:19:13,115 Did you give anyone a key? 579 00:19:13,198 --> 00:19:14,616 [upbeat music] 580 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:19,955 ♪ ♪ 581 00:19:20,038 --> 00:19:21,456 - Oh, God. Here we go. 582 00:19:22,916 --> 00:19:25,460 - What? But I studied my ass off. 583 00:19:25,544 --> 00:19:27,588 - Holy shit, you got a 62? 584 00:19:27,671 --> 00:19:28,964 I got a 4. 585 00:19:29,047 --> 00:19:30,632 - As a reminder, today is the last day 586 00:19:30,716 --> 00:19:32,050 to drop this class. 587 00:19:32,134 --> 00:19:33,886 So if you're not feeling confident, 588 00:19:33,969 --> 00:19:36,138 I suggest you leave. 589 00:19:36,221 --> 00:19:37,639 - Whit, I'm never gonna pass this class. 590 00:19:37,723 --> 00:19:39,558 I think we should drop it while we still can. 591 00:19:41,685 --> 00:19:44,021 - Look, I know we didn't do well, 592 00:19:44,104 --> 00:19:45,772 but I want to stay. 593 00:19:45,856 --> 00:19:47,274 - Seriously? - Yeah. 594 00:19:47,357 --> 00:19:49,234 I really think I can do this. 595 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:50,819 Even though I didn't do the best, 596 00:19:50,903 --> 00:19:52,279 I want to keep trying. 597 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,157 - Fine. Fuck it. I'll stay too. 598 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,450 - [chuckles] - All right. 599 00:19:56,533 --> 00:19:58,368 The rest of you, let's get started. 600 00:19:58,452 --> 00:19:59,870 Let's turn to page... - Hey. 601 00:19:59,953 --> 00:20:01,955 Hey, I know you probably weren't paying attention, 602 00:20:02,039 --> 00:20:04,041 but now is your time to leave. 603 00:20:04,124 --> 00:20:05,709 - Yeah, I'm staying. 604 00:20:05,792 --> 00:20:08,253 And just like an electron around a nucleus, 605 00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:09,922 I'm gonna run circles around your ass. 606 00:20:10,005 --> 00:20:12,507 - Okay. [scoffs] 607 00:20:12,591 --> 00:20:14,343 - Did I get that right? - I don't fucking know. 608 00:20:14,426 --> 00:20:16,011 But that was cool as hell. [both giggle] 609 00:20:16,094 --> 00:20:17,846 ♪ ♪ 610 00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:19,973 - ♪ Did you notice ♪ 611 00:20:20,057 --> 00:20:23,644 ♪ That moves easily? ♪ 612 00:20:23,727 --> 00:20:26,146 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 613 00:20:26,229 --> 00:20:29,066 ♪ Moving on again ♪ 614 00:20:29,149 --> 00:20:31,318 ♪ Once I'm spinning ♪ 615 00:20:31,401 --> 00:20:33,195 ♪ I can't stop spinning ♪ 616 00:20:33,278 --> 00:20:35,948 ♪ Can't stop spinning ♪ 617 00:20:36,031 --> 00:20:37,324 ♪ ♪ 618 00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:39,493 ♪ Once I'm spinning ♪ 619 00:20:39,576 --> 00:20:41,328 ♪ I can't stop spinning ♪ 620 00:20:41,411 --> 00:20:43,580 ♪ Can't stop spinning ♪ 621 00:20:43,664 --> 00:20:45,666 - Hi, yes, my name is Kimberly Finkle 622 00:20:45,749 --> 00:20:48,794 and I wanted to apply to sell my eggs. 623 00:20:50,128 --> 00:20:52,255 - Okay, the jacket is Veronica Beard. 624 00:20:52,339 --> 00:20:54,007 Um, jeans are Hudson. 625 00:20:54,091 --> 00:20:56,468 And the boots are Gucci. 626 00:20:57,260 --> 00:20:58,178 [phone chimes] 627 00:20:58,261 --> 00:21:02,766 ♪ ♪ 628 00:21:02,849 --> 00:21:05,602 - ♪ You don't have to come around ♪ 629 00:21:05,686 --> 00:21:08,939 ♪ Take it back, tears will fall again ♪ 630 00:21:09,022 --> 00:21:10,148 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 631 00:21:10,232 --> 00:21:11,316 - Jesus. 632 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,402 Ow! Ow! 633 00:21:13,485 --> 00:21:14,611 [stall door creaks] 634 00:21:16,154 --> 00:21:17,364 - Okay, Leighton, 635 00:21:17,447 --> 00:21:19,783 you've tested positive for chlamydia. 636 00:21:19,866 --> 00:21:22,077 - What? No, I've only been with women recently, 637 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,745 so that's actually impossible. 638 00:21:23,829 --> 00:21:25,455 - It's actually very possible 639 00:21:25,539 --> 00:21:26,957 and something you should contact 640 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,542 all your recent partners about. 641 00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:32,170 [upbeat music] 642 00:21:32,254 --> 00:21:39,344 ♪ ♪ 643 00:21:46,309 --> 00:21:51,440 - ♪ All that sex with lust ♪ 644 00:21:51,523 --> 00:21:53,358 ♪ Seldom I beg, but ♪ 645 00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:58,572 ♪ All that sex with lust ♪ 646 00:21:58,655 --> 00:22:00,490 ♪ Seldom I beg, but ♪ 647 00:22:00,574 --> 00:22:03,076 ♪ What if I'm a material one? ♪ 648 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:07,372 ♪ For that freaky boy that I love ♪ 649 00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:11,084 ♪ Millions of heads of Barbie dolls ♪ 650 00:22:11,168 --> 00:22:14,713 ♪ Necklaces and bracelets ♪ 651 00:22:14,796 --> 00:22:17,799 ♪ Bulk of lace ♪ 652 00:22:17,883 --> 00:22:21,678 ♪ Of freckled leather ♪ 653 00:22:21,762 --> 00:22:24,264 ♪ Where are you gonna go like that? 654 00:22:24,347 --> 00:22:29,144 ♪ You're a mouthful, off my old souvenirs ♪ 655 00:22:29,227 --> 00:22:36,318 ♪ ♪