1 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:08,883 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:12,595 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,973 - You fucking cheated? 4 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:16,599 - But you're, like, a nerd. 5 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:17,642 - I don't know, guys. Is she? 6 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:19,144 She's cheating on tests, 7 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:21,688 trying to bang a dude on a teacher's desk. 8 00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:23,273 I think she's, like, a bad girl. 9 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:25,024 - Well, now I have a meeting with President Lacey 10 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:26,568 and the Honor Board to plead my case 11 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:28,319 so that they don't expel me. 12 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:30,363 - Damn, girl, your life's a fucking mess right now. 13 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:31,865 - Bela-- - No, she's right. It is. 14 00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:34,284 - Well, it is all going to work itself out. 15 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:35,785 Okay, and if it doesn't, then... 16 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:40,665 - Then what? 17 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,167 - I don't know, okay? I thought you guys would 18 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:43,460 jump in with something encouraging. 19 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:44,961 - Leighton! - Oh, my God! Ugh. 20 00:00:45,044 --> 00:00:47,297 - Okay, let's focus on the positives, right? 21 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,841 Midterms are over and tonight we're going to rage 22 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:51,968 our brains out at the Anything But Clothes party. 23 00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:53,970 - Yes, yes. - [laughs] 24 00:00:54,053 --> 00:00:56,347 - I, for one, will be making a tasteful but extremely 25 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:58,141 revealing minidress made out of caution tape. 26 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:01,144 And caution, I will be showing some ass meat. 27 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:03,354 - Can you please not say "ass meat" while we are eating? 28 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:04,814 - Leighton, you're so repressed. 29 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,649 Table poll, is the phrase "ass meat" 30 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:09,444 repulsive or charming? 31 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,654 - I don't like it. - It's not great. 32 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:12,989 - Thank you. - Okay. 33 00:01:13,072 --> 00:01:14,824 Well, here comes Nico. I'll ask him. 34 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,743 - Damn, he looks kind of mad. 35 00:01:16,826 --> 00:01:19,162 - Leighton, I need to talk to you. 36 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:20,830 - I'm kind of busy right now. Can it wait? 37 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,749 - No, it can't. Let's go. 38 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:25,960 - Excuse me. 39 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:27,128 [clears throat] 40 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:34,469 - I mean, we're going to go eavesdrop, right? 41 00:01:34,552 --> 00:01:35,678 - Yeah. 42 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:39,641 - ♪ Feel the sun on my face ♪ 43 00:01:39,724 --> 00:01:43,061 ♪ We're gonna halt on what day now ♪ 44 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:46,022 ♪ Walk down, always have to go away ♪ 45 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:47,857 - You had no right to say anything to Maya. 46 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,651 - You were cheating on two of my friends. 47 00:01:49,734 --> 00:01:51,319 I am not the one who was in the wrong here. 48 00:01:51,402 --> 00:01:52,987 - I just don't understand why you would do this to me. 49 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:55,657 - Oh, please, no one did anything to you. 50 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:57,867 You did this to yourself. I just put a stop to it. 51 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,203 - I just hate thinking that they're fighting about me. 52 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,871 - No, I don't think this is all about you. 53 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,499 - Because you fucked Kimberly, that's why! 54 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:06,376 - I mean, a good amount is about you, sure. 55 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:07,752 - What would you know about this anyway? 56 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,045 You've literally never dated 57 00:02:09,128 --> 00:02:10,755 anyone seriously in your entire life. 58 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,674 Oh, you were all about Cory and then you go on 59 00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:14,050 one date with him, and you ghost him. 60 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:16,052 - Uh, because he was boring. 61 00:02:16,135 --> 00:02:18,471 Have you seen his Instagram? It's all sunsets. 62 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:20,139 - [scoffs] 63 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:22,559 - Do you think they stopped? I can't hear anything anymore. 64 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:24,602 It's so quiet. 65 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:26,229 - [grunts] - We just got here. 66 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:30,066 - I'm so sorry my hand grazed whatever it grazed. 67 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:31,651 Hey. - Did you guys hear all that? 68 00:02:31,734 --> 00:02:32,735 - No. - Huh? No. 69 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,779 No, the doors are very thick. 70 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:36,739 - They're lying. I heard it from the bathroom. 71 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:43,913 ♪ ♪ 72 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:48,209 - Eric? - Up here. 73 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,795 - You sure you want to be here for this? 74 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,130 - Yeah, I am. 75 00:02:56,175 --> 00:02:58,553 - Uh, what's going on? 76 00:02:58,636 --> 00:03:00,096 - We know what you did to Bela. 77 00:03:00,179 --> 00:03:01,389 - And to Carla. 78 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:05,560 - Okay, well, I don't know what you're talking about. 79 00:03:05,643 --> 00:03:07,478 I didn't do anything. 80 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:08,855 - Yes, you did. 81 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:11,232 You assaulted both of us and you know it. 82 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,401 - Look, you can deny it all you want, 83 00:03:13,484 --> 00:03:16,863 but we believe them, and we made our decision. 84 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:18,865 We're kicking you out. 85 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:21,242 - Wait, can we slow down for a second? 86 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:24,621 You're really going to take her word over mine? 87 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,664 The girl who gave eight hand jobs? 88 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:28,291 - Um, it was six hand jobs. 89 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:30,126 - And who cares how many fucking hand jobs she gave? 90 00:03:30,209 --> 00:03:32,003 It doesn't make her any less credible, you shit. 91 00:03:32,086 --> 00:03:33,588 - Dude, you know I wouldn't do this. 92 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:35,423 - So two different women are just saying this 93 00:03:35,506 --> 00:03:37,175 to take you down for no reason? 94 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:38,843 It doesn't make any sense and we're not gonna ignore that. 95 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,304 It's done. - You can't just kick me out. 96 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:43,598 I'm a coeditor. - Oh, really? 97 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:48,144 - [gasps] 98 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:49,938 - Looks like you're not anymore. 99 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,658 [woman vocalizing gently] 100 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,493 - [softly] Yes! 101 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:07,997 ♪ ♪ 102 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,124 - ♪ You set yourself apart ♪ 103 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,502 - Oh, now I see why you invited me over. 104 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:15,004 - Mm-hmm. I'm using you for your body. 105 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,714 - Mm. 106 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,676 - What are you gonna do about it? 107 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:22,887 - I'ma go willingly. That's what I'm gonna do. 108 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:26,182 - I'm taking my shirt off. 109 00:04:26,265 --> 00:04:27,642 - Oh, sorry. 110 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:30,645 It's just weird doing this in Kimberly's room. 111 00:04:30,728 --> 00:04:32,480 Is that her big-ass bra behind you? 112 00:04:32,563 --> 00:04:35,066 - Just ignore it. - Mm-hmm. 113 00:04:35,149 --> 00:04:36,567 - And look at my bra. 114 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:40,863 - Yes, it is a very, very good bra. 115 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,490 - Mm-hmm. 116 00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:44,492 Should I take it off? - Uh-huh. 117 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:46,661 - Okay. Oh, my God, dude. 118 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:48,579 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's just weird. 119 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:51,290 It's weird having sex in your coworker's room. 120 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:54,544 Her stuffed panda is staring at me. 121 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:55,712 - That's Penny. 122 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,672 - Don't tell me Penny's name. 123 00:04:57,755 --> 00:04:59,465 [knock on door] 124 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:04,095 [knock on door] - Whitney. 125 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:05,763 Whitney, are you in there? 126 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:07,306 - Oh, my God. - What? 127 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:08,599 - My mom is here. - What? 128 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:09,726 - My mom is at the fucking door. 129 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:10,977 - Oh. 130 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:12,353 - Here, put your fucking shirt on. 131 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:13,479 - Okay, you don't got to throw it. 132 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,356 - Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 133 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,983 - Oh, my... 134 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,110 - Mom, what are you doing here? 135 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:20,653 I thought you were on your book tour? 136 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,280 - I am, but I thought I'd make an extra stop 137 00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:24,615 over here to ask you about this. 138 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,744 - Okay, I just finished installing 139 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:30,288 your antivirus software. Uh, all done. 140 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:32,040 - You put your shirt on backwards. 141 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,043 - Mom, this is Canaan. 142 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:36,919 Uh, he--okay. 143 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,338 - I'm going to see you later. - Yeah, go. 144 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,801 [computer line rings] - Kimmy-bean. 145 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,470 Perfect timing. Look who's at the store. 146 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:47,805 It's your third grade teacher, Mrs. Jarvis. 147 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,515 - Hi, Mrs. Jarvis. 148 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,350 - I can't see her. 149 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:55,104 - Aisle four. She's got a real deep cough. 150 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,147 Very, very wet. 151 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:58,107 - Dad, I need to talk to you. 152 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,485 - Oh, is everything okay? 153 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:02,070 - I kind of did something bad. 154 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,821 - Kimberly, whatever it is, you can tell me. 155 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,364 There's nothing you could say 156 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,116 that would make me disappointed in you. 157 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,786 - I cheated on a test and I got caught. 158 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,871 And now I might get expelled. 159 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:13,748 - Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. 160 00:06:13,831 --> 00:06:15,958 - Dad, I'm so sorry. I know I messed up. 161 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:18,086 I--just please don't be mad at me. 162 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:19,629 - Of course I'm mad. 163 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:21,130 What the hell, Kimmy? This isn't like you. 164 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,715 - I know. - What were you thinking? 165 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:25,301 - I wasn't, that's the problem. I'm so stupid. 166 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:28,805 I don't know how to tell mom. - Oh, God, don't do that. 167 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,139 We can just keep this between us. 168 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:31,641 She will lose her shit. 169 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,643 Kimmy, it's okay to not be perfect for once. 170 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,144 Lord knows I'm not perfect. 171 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,687 Remember when I left grandpa's ashes 172 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,356 on the roof of the car and drove away? 173 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:40,274 - [chuckles] 174 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:41,526 I love you, Dad. 175 00:06:41,609 --> 00:06:43,027 - I love you, too. 176 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:45,029 But you got to find a way to fix this. 177 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:46,906 - ♪ Not as easy ♪ 178 00:06:46,989 --> 00:06:48,116 - We'll see. 179 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:51,661 - ♪ Mind over matter ♪ 180 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,996 ♪ ♪ 181 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,791 ♪ Aloof joys and nostalgia ♪ 182 00:06:56,874 --> 00:06:59,502 - Mom, why are you just showing up like this? 183 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:01,003 You could've called. 184 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,505 - And you could've called me to tell me your team 185 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:04,507 was involved in a full-blown sex scandal. 186 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:06,551 Little suspicious I had to hear about it 187 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:07,844 from Carl instead of you. 188 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,303 - Carl, what the hell? 189 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:12,098 Okay, yeah, well, Mom, you're wasting your time. 190 00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:14,725 Everything's fine. - Everything is not fine. 191 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:16,686 One of the coaches was molesting a girl. 192 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:19,772 - Oh, my God. No one was being molested. 193 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,360 I'm just saying. They were both adults. 194 00:07:24,443 --> 00:07:27,572 And it's over. He's fired. He's gone. 195 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,658 - Whitney, 196 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:34,036 I cannot believe I'm going to ask you this, 197 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:38,708 but since you don't tell me anything about your life, 198 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,835 is it you? 199 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:42,920 - No. - Well, then, who was it? 200 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:45,089 I need to make sure she's okay. 201 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:46,883 ♪ ♪ 202 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,718 - You told her what? 203 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:52,096 ♪ ♪ 204 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,765 - ♪ We're all running ♪ 205 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:56,642 ♪ As fast as we can ♪ 206 00:07:56,726 --> 00:08:00,813 ♪ To the finish line but what do we get ♪ 207 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,441 ♪ When it's over? ♪ 208 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:07,403 ♪ Does winning even matter in the end ♪ 209 00:08:07,486 --> 00:08:10,489 ♪ If it's over? ♪ 210 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:14,410 ♪ I'm done chasing tomorrow down ♪ 211 00:08:14,493 --> 00:08:15,578 ♪ I'm just... ♪ 212 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:16,996 - Jeff, for the last time, 213 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:19,498 pieces about your cousin are not funny. 214 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,250 Nobody knows who Emma is. 215 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,002 - She's, like, crazy into horses. 216 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:24,754 There might be something there. 217 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,130 - There's nothing there. 218 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,132 - Bela, your piece about Frankenstein being Jewish 219 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:30,676 and going on birthright is pretty solid. Good work. 220 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,094 Everyone else, please make sure 221 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,763 you send in two more ideas by tomorrow. 222 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:36,182 And, also, be sure to CC our new coeditor, Evangeline. 223 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:38,226 - Uh, hello, you forgot to mention 224 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:41,187 the first female coeditor in "Catullan" history. 225 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:43,272 - Yes. - Come on, guys. 226 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,107 Yes, girl! - Whoo. 227 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,859 - Hey, I just want to say, 228 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,152 I think the way things went down 229 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,071 with Ryan was kind of fucked up. 230 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:51,906 And to be honest, some other people do, too. 231 00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:53,950 - If you want to defend a predator, 232 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:55,618 maybe you should leave, too. - Whoa, whoa. 233 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:57,245 I don't think we need to kick anymore people out. 234 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:59,872 - It was Ryan's word against someone else's. 235 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,540 - Ryan's word didn't make any fucking sense. 236 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,125 You have no idea what you're talking about. 237 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,835 - Says the girl who benefitted from his exit. 238 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,629 - Are you fucking kidding me? - All right, everyone. 239 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,130 If we could calm down and get back to the meeting-- 240 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,799 - Actually, I'm gonna go. - You should stay. 241 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:12,635 He should go. - No, I want to go. 242 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:15,554 I came to Essex because of "The Catullan," 243 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,473 but I think it might suck. 244 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,225 In two months, I've been called a slut, 245 00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:20,810 I've been hate crimed by an alum, 246 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,979 had some dude's dick jammed into my back. 247 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,814 If this is what being on "The Catullan" is like, 248 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:26,315 I'm sorry, I'm good without it. 249 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,235 - ♪ Baby, give me all you got ♪ 250 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:30,903 ♪ Hm ♪ 251 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:33,489 ♪ I never make you fall to your knees ♪ 252 00:09:33,572 --> 00:09:35,866 ♪ And you'll fall again ♪ 253 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:38,327 ♪ I don't really know where I'm going ♪ 254 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,829 - I've decided what I'm going 255 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:41,372 to tell the disciplinary committee. 256 00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:43,165 I'm going to present them with a compelling, 257 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:46,502 thoughtful, at times humorous statement on who I am 258 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,213 and how I plan to learn from this experience. 259 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:50,548 - Bitch, I'm asleep. 260 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:52,216 You can't go in there empty-handed. 261 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,592 If you want them to go easy on you, 262 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,011 you have to bring them something. 263 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:57,096 - Like treats? - Like evidence, honey. 264 00:09:57,179 --> 00:09:59,181 You stole that test from Theta, right? 265 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,017 - Mm-hmm. - Well, don't you think 266 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,852 that the Honor Board would like to know about the large scale 267 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:04,895 cheating ring that's infecting their beloved university? 268 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:07,648 - You think I should tattle? - Hell, yeah. 269 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,442 It's them or you. 270 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:14,238 - So Willow's going to pretend to be straight? 271 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,073 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, that's not gonna work. 272 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,533 - Hey, do any of you want my outfit 273 00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:18,909 for the Anything But Clothes party? 274 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,578 I'm not going. - What? 275 00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:22,330 - Wait, you're not going to the party with us? 276 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,415 You made Whitney go to the Caribbean Night party 277 00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:26,834 when she had mono. - I had fluid in my lungs. 278 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,544 - Bela, you have to go. We're all going. 279 00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:30,671 - I can't. My soul is crushed. 280 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,256 My comedy dreams are over. 281 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,050 I guess now I'll just have to become a lame scientist 282 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,218 who cures IBS or some shit. - You're fucking going! 283 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,888 - Dude, it's just a party. 284 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,806 - It's not. 285 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,683 I'm going to steal the tests from Theta's closet 286 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,560 and turn them over to the disciplinary committee. 287 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,187 - Holy shit. - What? 288 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:47,688 White collar criminals do this stuff all the time. 289 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,398 - Having grown up on the Upper East Side, 290 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,442 I can confirm that is absolutely true. 291 00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:53,069 - Look, I'm just freaking out, 292 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:55,905 and I really want you guys to be there. 293 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,574 - Well, all right, I'm in. I can't miss this shit. 294 00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:00,826 Let's go steal some test-- - Shh. 295 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,161 - So which one of you guys 296 00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:04,622 wants to wrap this around my ass? 297 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:06,332 - Nobody does. Stop. 298 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:07,792 - She would love to do it. - You know what? Stop. 299 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:10,836 [upbeat music] 300 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:14,924 ♪ ♪ 301 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:18,594 - The next thing I knew, we were kissing in his truck. 302 00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:21,430 And not just kissing-- hand stuff, too. 303 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,933 - [mouthing] - Oh. 304 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,936 You don't have to reveal anymore than you want to. 305 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:31,148 - No, I think it's important that we all hear this. 306 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,483 He took my flower. - Wow. 307 00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:34,527 Okay, this is getting really personal. 308 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:35,820 - She's right. 309 00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:37,238 I don't want to overstep boundaries, 310 00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:40,616 but if you need anything, you let me know. 311 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:43,619 - All I need is to heal, 312 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:44,954 but I'm on my way. 313 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,081 - Senator Chase, hi. 314 00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:49,417 Could I please get a photo with you? 315 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,210 - Of course. Carl. 316 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:52,753 - [whispers] That's your mom? 317 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:55,631 - Take a photo of us. Use that good angle. 318 00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:57,216 - He took your flower? - I know. 319 00:11:57,299 --> 00:12:00,052 I'm deeply good at this. Should I do drama? 320 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,846 - You are shockingly great at this, 321 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:03,305 and I appreciate you doing it. 322 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,807 - Oh, I'm just getting started. 323 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:07,643 When your mama come back, I'ma make myself cry. 324 00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:09,228 - [laughs] 325 00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:10,896 - ♪ Oh ♪ - Cheers. 326 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,023 - Cheers, bitches. 327 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,943 - Mm. - Oh, Bela, what was that? 328 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:18,237 - It was carrot cake Schnapps. It was on clearance. 329 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,905 - Yeah, 'cause it tastes like shit. 330 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,490 - I kind of liked it. - Right? 331 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,576 - I can't get the taste out of my mouth. 332 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,328 - ♪ Lucid dreams, lucid dreams 'bout you ♪ 333 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,456 ♪ ♪ 334 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:29,665 ♪ Oh ♪ 335 00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:31,208 ♪ It's all that I can do ♪ 336 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:34,753 ♪ Lucid dreams, lucid dreams 'bout you ♪ 337 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:37,673 ♪ Lucid dreams, lucid dreams 'bout you ♪ 338 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,675 ♪ 'Bout you, lucid dreams ♪ 339 00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,343 ♪ Lucid dreams 'bout you ♪ 340 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,596 ♪ You are my weakness ♪ 341 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:45,389 ♪ Lucid dreams 'bout you ♪ 342 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:48,601 [all cheering] 343 00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:50,060 - Let's do this. 344 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,229 ♪ ♪ 345 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:53,772 - ♪ Another classic ♪ 346 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,274 ♪ I'm feeling fucking fantastic ♪ 347 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:57,109 ♪ Normally want to stay humble ♪ 348 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,736 ♪ But y'all know for real I be macking ♪ 349 00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:00,362 ♪ I'm dealing with ♪ 350 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,198 - Hell, yes, we're going to see some side dick tonight. 351 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,991 - I hope my mom doesn't show up. 352 00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:06,535 - So she really bought that Willow is hooking up with him? 353 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,870 - I almost believed it. 354 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,497 - Hello, bitches. 355 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,581 - [screams] - What? 356 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:12,875 Lila, that outfit is awesome. 357 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,211 - Thanks. It's 320 condoms from the student center 358 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,004 and I plan on using all of them tonight. 359 00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:19,215 Starting with you. Hello, sir. 360 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,841 [laughter] 361 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,635 - ♪ All I know is that you heard about me ♪ 362 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,929 ♪ Ah, shoot, I'm the baddest, baddest ♪ 363 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:27,056 ♪ That you ever had in the room ♪ 364 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,725 - Want to get two shots each? Pretend they're for friends? 365 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:30,768 - [laughs] Yes. 366 00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:32,770 - Four. - Excuse me. 367 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:34,313 Uh, hi. - What? 368 00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:37,191 - Uh, sorry if this feels creepy. 369 00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:40,152 Um, but I've been watching you all night. 370 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,154 - I've been here for, like, six minutes. 371 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,615 - And those have been the best six minutes of my life. 372 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,367 - Look, you're really charming 373 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,953 and all of this is very impressive. 374 00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:51,038 I'm just not interested tonight. 375 00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:52,164 - Fair enough. 376 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,625 ♪ ♪ 377 00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,085 - Girl, if you say no to that, 378 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,586 what the hell do you say yes to? 379 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,837 - [laughs] 380 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,172 - Whew, he had, like, an eight pack. 381 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,298 - Okay, all right. - You know me. 382 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,133 The abs. - Thank you. 383 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,552 - Should we talk about 384 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,387 your humiliating introduction to my mom? 385 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:09,974 - No, no, let's actually never talk about that again. 386 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,308 Actually, ever. 387 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,477 - Yeah, she is way too much. Sorry. 388 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,479 - Doesn't seem like too much to me. 389 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,648 She left her book tour to make sure you were okay. 390 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:20,192 She obviously cares about you a lot. 391 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:23,237 ♪ ♪ 392 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,655 Not to dampen the mood or anything. 393 00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:26,115 - I--I know. We're at a party. 394 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,324 [laughter] 395 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,201 - Hey, Bela, can we talk to you? 396 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,287 - Uh, yeah. Is everything okay? 397 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,913 How was the rest of "The Catullan" meeting? 398 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,291 - It sort of ended right after you left. 399 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,084 - So was everyone mad at me? 400 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:40,462 - Actually, after you quit, Jo and I started talking 401 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,465 and we quit too. - Are you for real? 402 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,968 - Yep, you were right. That place is awful. 403 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,720 - I give it two weeks before 404 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:50,806 Jeff has a nervous breakdown and moves home to Connecticut. 405 00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:52,391 - And how the fuck did it take till now 406 00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,059 for them to have a female editor? 407 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,520 - Yeah, so that's what we wanted to talk to you about. 408 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:59,273 We wanted to start a new comedy thing with you. 409 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,483 - Ladies only. - What do you think? 410 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,485 ♪ ♪ 411 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,529 - Yes. Hell, yeah. 412 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:08,032 [laughter] Yes, yes. 413 00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:11,201 - ♪ Say it tonight, light all this ♪ 414 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,661 - I kind of want to do it 415 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,330 but I also don't want to get in trouble. 416 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,664 - Okay, if you want to do it, you got to do it now. 417 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,541 He's not looking. He's distracted. 418 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,752 - Okay, let's go. - Come on. 419 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:23,964 ♪ ♪ 420 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,924 Hey, hey, hey. 421 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,891 Okay, hurry up. It's a party. 422 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,517 There's, like, a million people around. 423 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,354 - I've never done this before. I'm not Tom Cruise. 424 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,521 Here they are. - Okay. 425 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:40,689 Take it, let's go. 426 00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:45,152 Holy shit, is that why you wore that bag? 427 00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:46,695 - Your girl knows how to scheme. 428 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,030 - Okay. 429 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,491 - [gasps] - Shit. 430 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,868 - No, damn it, fuck. - No, no, no. 431 00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:54,703 [gasps] - What the fuck? 432 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,080 - [gasps] 433 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,165 - What are you doing? 434 00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:00,334 - What does it look like? 435 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:04,046 - I'm going to leave you both to it. 436 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,218 - Are you doing this 'cause you're mad at me? 437 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,178 - I got caught cheating with one of these. 438 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,222 - For real? 439 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,557 - Oh, shit. - Yeah, it's not great. 440 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:19,395 So I was gonna hand these in and try and save myself. 441 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,774 - You should. 442 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,067 - Seriously? 443 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,652 - I mean, if it helps you not get expelled, 444 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,987 then it's worth it. 445 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,280 - Thanks. 446 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,661 I could also use some duct tape. 447 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,663 - ♪ Light up the way ♪ 448 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,082 - So he just let you take the test? 449 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,750 - Yeah. - That's so cool. 450 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,378 - Yeah, that is surprisingly cool of him. 451 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:45,754 - Oh, my God, that's Eric. 452 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,423 He really stood up for me today. 453 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,425 Wait a minute. 454 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:52,136 Eric! Eric! 455 00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,804 - Bela? What are you wearing? 456 00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,597 - Oh, it's caution tape. 457 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,683 - Yeah, I can see that. 458 00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:00,269 - So how's it going? - Bad. 459 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,979 I had to irrevocably end my relationship 460 00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:04,606 with my best friend, and I have to move out 461 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,650 of my apartment because it's his. 462 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,026 And we lost all our good writers. 463 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,279 So not the best day. 464 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,364 - Right, that makes sense. 465 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,074 Where are you gonna live? - I don't know. 466 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,409 I could ask my dads for rent money. 467 00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:17,828 - Dads? - Yeah, I have two dads. 468 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:19,204 - Oh, that's fun. 469 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,456 - You think it's fun that I have two dads? 470 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,040 - I do. - [chuckles] 471 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,126 Yeah, I guess it's kind of fun. 472 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,961 - Well, I should go. My friends are waiting for me. 473 00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:27,504 But, um, maybe I'll see you around? 474 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,214 - Yeah. - All right. 475 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,883 - ♪ You know that damn right ♪ 476 00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,886 - Damn, I'm freezing my ass off! 477 00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:35,637 ♪ ♪ 478 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:39,057 ♪ So I look you up ♪ 479 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:42,311 ♪ Open them ♪ 480 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:45,606 ♪ Take a minute, flow ♪ 481 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:48,108 ♪ 'Cause I'll come 'round ♪ 482 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,152 - Hey. - [chuckles] Hey. 483 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:54,323 - I'm sorry to show up unannounced. 484 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,616 Uh, can I come in? 485 00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,743 - I don't think that's a good idea. 486 00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,661 - Why? 487 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,497 Someone else here? - No. 488 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,832 I just don't think it's a good idea. 489 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,334 - Okay. 490 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,795 - ♪ If I told you that it hurt my... ♪ 491 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,672 - Well, uh, I just... 492 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,801 I came to say that I, uh... 493 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,222 That I really miss you. 494 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,723 And this is where it would be great 495 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,559 if you could say that you also miss me too. 496 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,770 - I do miss you, but, um, 497 00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,271 I also want to move on. 498 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,232 And like I said, I don't want to go backwards. 499 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,067 I can't, so... 500 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,777 you need to move on too. 501 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,070 - ♪ So long ♪ 502 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:34,655 ♪ So long ♪ 503 00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:37,616 ♪ So long ♪ 504 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:40,953 ♪ You're strong, so tough ♪ 505 00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:44,414 ♪ But so wrong ♪ 506 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,416 ♪ And just to prove you right ♪ 507 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,210 ♪ You want it, honey bear ♪ 508 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,796 ♪ To come over tonight ♪ 509 00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:53,507 ♪ So I look you up ♪ 510 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:57,261 ♪ ♪ 511 00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:58,720 - I prepared a statement. 512 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,973 It's--it's kind of long. - It's okay. 513 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,809 Kimberly, let's just start with some questions. 514 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,477 - Oh. 515 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:08,313 - Is it true that you cheated on Professor Bennett's midterm? 516 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,315 - Yes. - And was Professor Bennett 517 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,067 clear about what materials were 518 00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:13,694 and were not allowed during the test? 519 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,237 - Yes. 520 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,030 - So did you know that what you were doing was wrong? 521 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,657 - Yes. 522 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,243 Boy, I don't like how these questions are making me look. 523 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,703 - Well, what you're describing 524 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:25,914 is a clear violation of Essex honor code. 525 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,666 We take that very seriously. 526 00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:30,294 - I know. I messed up. 527 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,753 But this isn't me. 528 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,923 I've never been in trouble in my life before. 529 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,217 But I'm just kind of struggling here. 530 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,887 The classes are amazing, but they're hard. 531 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,305 At least I think so. 532 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:44,766 And I want to do well, but I also work 533 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,686 five days a week just so that I can afford to go here. 534 00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,272 And I don't mean to make excuses 535 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,817 or complain about being poor, but you have no idea 536 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,986 how hard it was for my family to send me here. 537 00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:59,114 My mom had to sell her piano, and that really sucked. 538 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,702 And that's fine, it's fine, I'm fine. 539 00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:06,204 It's who we are. 540 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:10,500 But I guess that's why I feel so much pressure to do well. 541 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:13,462 I know what I did is wrong and I won't do it again, 542 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,256 but my spot at Essex means everything to me. 543 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,425 I can't lose it. 544 00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:21,720 I should've ended with the "I won't do this again" thing. 545 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,972 I won't do this again. 546 00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:30,646 - Okay, thank you for your statement. 547 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,316 - Is there anything else you'd like to share? 548 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,401 - Actually, yes. 549 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:48,080 ♪ ♪ 550 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,838 - Baby, I want to apologize. 551 00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:00,384 I saw that article and I assumed the worst of you. 552 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,177 - It's okay, Mom. 553 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,179 - No, it's not okay. 554 00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:06,765 I get scrutinized so much in my line of work. 555 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:08,850 If I show half an inch of cleavage, 556 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,894 I am a headline on "Bride Bark." 557 00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,896 And it makes me so much stricter on you, 558 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,148 which is unfair. 559 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,526 You shouldn't have to pay the price for my career. 560 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,778 You are a good kid-- - I did it. 561 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:21,029 It was me. 562 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,323 I was the girl. 563 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,867 - Which girl? 564 00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,664 - The one who had the affair with the coach. 565 00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,666 Willow was just pretending for me. 566 00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:34,167 She's gay. - What? 567 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:35,711 - I know. She was very convincing. 568 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,629 - You know that's not what I was talking about. 569 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,756 You had an... 570 00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,635 You had an affair with your soccer coach? 571 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,220 How could you have kept this from me 572 00:21:45,303 --> 00:21:46,763 and lied to me about it? 573 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,181 - I knew it was wrong, but I was in love with him. 574 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:51,268 - I am so upset. 575 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,437 - I know you're angry with me. 576 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,230 I'm sorry. 577 00:21:55,313 --> 00:21:58,025 I never meant to-- - I'm not angry with you. 578 00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,401 I'm angry with myself. 579 00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:01,028 - Mom, I didn't want to disappoint you. 580 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,071 - How could I have let this happen? 581 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,741 I'm your mother. I'm supposed to protect you. 582 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:09,661 Instead, I made you feel like you had to keep this a secret. 583 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,288 - I just... 584 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:13,874 I mean, I thought I could handle it by myself. 585 00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:18,295 - Baby, you don't only have to tell me the good things. 586 00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:22,257 I'm also here when things are bad. 587 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:26,762 Especially when things are bad. 588 00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,765 - ♪ If you go ♪ - [sighs] 589 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:34,644 - ♪ Go later on ♪ 590 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,480 ♪ I could lie ♪ 591 00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:39,483 - Listen, I don't have to leave for a while. 592 00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:44,654 Would you like to come back to my hotel and talk some more? 593 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:47,866 - Yeah, that sounds good. - Okay. 594 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:49,785 ♪ ♪ 595 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:52,454 So you trying to tell me your friend Willow is gay? 596 00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:56,124 - I know. She's an amazing actress. 597 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,626 - How did the disciplinary hearing go? 598 00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,169 Did you cry? 599 00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:01,671 - I cried a little, and then a lot on my way home. 600 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:04,216 - [sighs] Kimberly. 601 00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:06,301 You gave them the tests though, right? 602 00:23:06,384 --> 00:23:07,511 - Yeah. 603 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:11,389 - I think that it's gonna be fine. 604 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,809 If seasons 1 through 22 of "SVU" have taught me anything, 605 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,310 is that Chris Maloney can get it 606 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,938 and that turning over evidence always works. 607 00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:20,732 - I hope so. - Me too. 608 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:23,860 All right, I'm gonna go meet up with Evangeline and Jo. 609 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:25,570 - Okay, where are the others? 610 00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:26,822 - Uh, Whitney's out and 611 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,323 I think Leighton's still in bed? 612 00:23:28,406 --> 00:23:29,950 - Leighton's still in bed? It's almost noon. 613 00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:31,076 - Yeah. 614 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:41,128 - Leighton. - Go away please. 615 00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:43,755 - Are you crying? 616 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,340 - No, I'm fine. 617 00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:47,050 - What's going on? What's wrong? 618 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,847 - I was seeing someone and I fucked it up. 619 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,808 I fucked it up because I am fucked up. 620 00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:57,894 - I didn't even know you were seeing someone. 621 00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:01,648 But you're not fucked up. 622 00:24:01,731 --> 00:24:03,191 You're like, 623 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,735 the most together person I know. 624 00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:10,198 You're so pretty and you're so smart. 625 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,242 And if this guy's too stupid to see that, 626 00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:14,286 then it's his loss. 627 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,205 Okay? 628 00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:21,626 Don't cry. He's not worth it. 629 00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:25,589 - It wasn't a guy. It was a girl. 630 00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:27,799 I'm gay. 631 00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:32,304 - Oh, Leighton. 632 00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:39,895 Does anyone else know? 633 00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:41,313 - No. 634 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:46,026 - Wow, I'm surprised you're telling me. 635 00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:49,654 - Yeah, well, me too. 636 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:52,407 - I'm really proud of you. 637 00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:54,159 - [sobbing] I don't want to be like this. 638 00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:57,078 Kimberly, it's terrifying. 639 00:24:57,162 --> 00:25:00,916 I don't want my whole life to change. 640 00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:04,419 - I get it. Coming out seems really scary. 641 00:25:04,502 --> 00:25:06,880 - [crying] 642 00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:09,090 - But I think... 643 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:15,096 the only way you can be happy is if you're yourself. 644 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:20,727 ♪ ♪ 645 00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:23,104 - ♪ I will be there ♪ 646 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:27,359 ♪ Don't you be scared, I will be there ♪ 647 00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:29,194 ♪ Don't you be scared ♪ 648 00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:32,197 - You are a really good person. 649 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,242 - So are you. 650 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:36,993 You're not just telling me this 651 00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:39,454 because there's a chance I might get expelled soon, right? 652 00:25:39,537 --> 00:25:41,706 - No, at least not on any level that I realize. 653 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:43,708 - Okay. [laughs] 654 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,168 ♪ ♪ 655 00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:48,922 - ♪ Be all right, be all right ♪ 656 00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:52,050 ♪ Be all right, be all right ♪ 657 00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:53,510 - Remember that thick-necked hottie 658 00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:55,178 that hit on Leighton last night? 659 00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:56,930 Well, I am three years deep into his Insta 660 00:25:57,013 --> 00:25:59,849 and I just found this. 661 00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,434 - Oh, my God. - Right? 662 00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:04,604 Leighton, you got to ride this dude like a log flume. 663 00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:06,690 - I think Leighton can do better. 664 00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:07,983 - Do better? 665 00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:10,568 Look at his V muscles. - Oh, shit. 666 00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:12,404 The email from the Honor Board came in. 667 00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:14,072 [groans] 668 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,575 - What does it say? 669 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:18,660 - I'm not expelled. 670 00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:20,829 - Yes! - Oh, my God. 671 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:23,248 That's great. - Scared me. 672 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:28,503 - Hey, what is wrong? Why aren't you happy? 673 00:26:28,586 --> 00:26:30,839 - They revoked my scholarship. 674 00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:37,679 So I have to find an extra $23,000 a semester. 675 00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:40,724 [Doja Cat's "Boss Bitch"] 676 00:26:40,807 --> 00:26:42,350 ♪ ♪ 677 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,269 - ♪ Yeah, ain't trying to be cool like you ♪ 678 00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:46,146 ♪ Wobblin' around in your high-heeled shoes ♪ 679 00:26:46,229 --> 00:26:48,064 ♪ I'm clumsy, made friends with the floor ♪ 680 00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:49,899 ♪ Two for one, you know a bitch buy four ♪ 681 00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:51,609 ♪ And two left feet you know I always drop ♪ 682 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,445 ♪ First thing the girl did was a bop ♪ 683 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:55,322 ♪ I'm the whole damn cake and the cherry on top ♪ 684 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:57,407 ♪ Shook up the bottle made a good girl pop ♪ 685 00:26:57,490 --> 00:26:59,200 ♪ You ain't even here to party ♪ 686 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:01,119 ♪ Ken in the club trying to pay for Barbie ♪ 687 00:27:01,202 --> 00:27:02,871 ♪ I don't want to go, go, go with the flow ♪ 688 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,581 ♪ Bend till I touch my toes ♪ 689 00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:06,624 ♪ I don't wanna row, row, row the boat ♪ 690 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,585 ♪ Fist full of rocks and I hope I float ♪ 691 00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:10,545 ♪ Wake up yourself 'cause you know they don't ♪ 692 00:27:10,628 --> 00:27:12,547 ♪ I chew, chew, chew 'cause they hope I choke ♪ 693 00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:14,299 ♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪ 694 00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:16,384 ♪ I'm a bitch and a boss and I shine like gloss ♪ 695 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,136 ♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪ 696 00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:20,221 ♪ I'm a bitch and a boss and I shine like gloss ♪ 697 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,015 ♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪ 698 00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:23,767 ♪ I'm a bitch and a boss and I shine like gloss ♪ 699 00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:25,518 ♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪ 700 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,562 ♪ I'm a bitch and a boss and I shine like ♪ 701 00:27:27,645 --> 00:27:29,397 ♪ Said bitch, I'm the after, you been the before ♪ 702 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,316 ♪ I been the stallion, you been the sea horse ♪ 703 00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:33,109 ♪ Don't need a report, don't need a press run ♪ 704 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:35,070 ♪ All of my bad pics been all my best ones ♪ 705 00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:36,988 ♪ I wear the hat and I wear the pants ♪ 706 00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:38,782 ♪ I am advanced so I get advanced ♪ 707 00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:40,575 ♪ And I do my dance and cancel the plans ♪ 708 00:27:40,658 --> 00:27:42,744 ♪ Don't be mad 'cause you had a chance ♪ 709 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,579 ♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪ 710 00:27:44,662 --> 00:27:46,748 ♪ I'm a bitch and a boss and I shine like gloss ♪ 711 00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:48,500 ♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪ 712 00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:50,627 ♪ I'm a bitch and a boss and I shine like gloss ♪ 713 00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:52,420 ♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪ 714 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,339 ♪ I'm a bitch and a boss and I shine like gloss ♪ 715 00:27:54,422 --> 00:27:56,132 ♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪ 716 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,718 ♪ I'm a bitch and a boss and I shine like gloss ♪ 717 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:01,429 ♪ ♪ 718 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:02,597 - Go to bed.