1 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:08,925 [whooping, shouting] 2 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:11,594 - Let's go! Let's go! 3 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,388 Let's go, baby. Come on. 4 00:00:13,471 --> 00:00:14,472 I can't hear you guys! 5 00:00:15,014 --> 00:00:17,809 They ain't ready for us! They ain't ready for us! 6 00:00:17,892 --> 00:00:18,935 Whoo! - Yeah! 7 00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:20,520 - Let's go, baby, let's go! 8 00:00:20,603 --> 00:00:22,897 [whooping and cheering] 9 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:26,067 - Mmm. There's just something about a man covered in paint. 10 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:27,318 Mmm. 11 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:29,028 Dude, are you studying at a tailgate? 12 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,989 - Yeah, but only because I'm failing econ. 13 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:32,323 - Well, maybe you'd be doing better 14 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:33,450 if you didn't spend so much time 15 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:34,868 railing Leighton's brother. 16 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:36,494 - Okay. - [mimics mattress squeaking] 17 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:38,288 - Bela, Bela, Bela! You just spilled beer 18 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:40,373 all over my textbook. - Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! 19 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:41,624 - Ugh. 20 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,835 And Nico's bed doesn't squeak like that. 21 00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:45,545 It thuds, like, bam, bam, bam, bam. 22 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:46,796 - Hello, ladies. 23 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,298 - Hi, Leighton. - Hi, Leighton. 24 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:51,926 - Wait, why'd you stop talking when I showed up? 25 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,928 Is it--Is it my glasses? I know they're ugly, 26 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,972 but my fucking mom forgot to send my contacts. 27 00:00:56,055 --> 00:00:57,182 - No! 28 00:00:57,265 --> 00:00:59,559 It's just surprising that you came. 29 00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:02,187 - Well, I'm not really jazzed to watch soccer, 30 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:04,147 but I did want to come and support Whitney. 31 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:05,523 - You like Whitney? 32 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,317 - Yes, I like Whitney. She's our roommate. 33 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,527 - Do you like me? 34 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:11,154 - I guess. Stop asking me if I like people. 35 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:13,406 Everyone's fine. Anyway, I can't stay long. 36 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:15,742 I have to plan a surprise party for my brother's birthday. 37 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:17,160 - Oh, my God. 38 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:18,661 I didn't know Nico's birthday was coming up. 39 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:19,871 That's so cool. 40 00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:21,498 - Yeah, I always plan his party. 41 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:22,874 And I have some really good surprises 42 00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:24,334 in store this time. 43 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:25,960 - It'd be really great for me if I could get 44 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:27,378 the "Catullan" writers in for an exclusive event. 45 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:29,172 - Yeah, I'm sure my brother would love 46 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:30,965 to have eight nerdy writers hanging around. 47 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,342 No plus ones. 48 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:35,428 - But we are invited. 49 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:38,556 - Sure. both: Yes! 50 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,099 - Wait, they're pulling in! 51 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:43,686 [cheering] 52 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:44,854 - Oh, my God, it's Whitney! 53 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,523 Hey, girl! - Whitney! 54 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:48,441 all: [cheering] - You came? 55 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:50,360 - Of course, we did. We love you! 56 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:51,402 - [laughs] 57 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:52,695 - Also, we ran out of mixers. 58 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:53,863 Can we have some of your team's Gatorade? 59 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,114 - No! 60 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:56,908 - No worries! We'll see you inside! 61 00:01:56,991 --> 00:01:59,118 - Whoo! 62 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,120 - And the score is tied two to two 63 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:03,748 as we enter overtime. 64 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,750 [cheering] 65 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:08,086 - When I say Es, you say Sex! 66 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,128 Es! crowd: Sex! 67 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:10,213 - Es! crowd: Sex! 68 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:11,339 - Es! crowd: Sex! 69 00:02:11,422 --> 00:02:12,423 - Es! crowd: Sex! 70 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:13,466 - Es! crowd: Sex! 71 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:14,884 - Es! crowd: Sex! 72 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,679 - Whoo! [cheers and applause] 73 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:19,305 - Hey, do either of you ever get this thing 74 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:20,807 where you feel like you have to pee 75 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:23,351 but nothing comes out? - Bitch, you have a UTI. 76 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:24,811 - Oh, my God, no! 77 00:02:24,894 --> 00:02:26,229 - Did you forget to pee after sex? 78 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:27,730 - Are you supposed to do that? 79 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,774 - Someone didn't read their vagina's manual. 80 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,860 - Wait, are you having sex with someone? 81 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,570 Who? - Me? 82 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,530 Kimberly Finkle? Having casual sex? 83 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:37,115 [chuckles] That's a laugh. 84 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:38,658 - There are a lot of other ways to get a UTI. 85 00:02:38,741 --> 00:02:40,285 You probably sat on a wet library chair 86 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:42,078 for too long. - Right, that's probably it. 87 00:02:42,161 --> 00:02:43,746 Anyway, these cold bleachers are really helping 88 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:44,956 numb the area. 89 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:46,249 - Just a reminder, my friend Maya 90 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:47,667 is visiting this week, 91 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:49,961 so if we could talk less about infected genitals-- 92 00:02:50,044 --> 00:02:51,170 - No promises. 93 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,631 - Something's happening! Run, bitch! 94 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:54,799 Run! 95 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,968 [crowd cheering] 96 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:01,264 - Go! Go! 97 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:03,433 - Get your girl, get your girl, get your girl! 98 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,393 - Oh, go Whitney! Go Whitney! Go! 99 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,606 - Oh! - Ooh. 100 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,232 [whistle blasts] - Yes! 101 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:12,775 - Ugh! 102 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,360 Oh, don't take her hand, Whitney! 103 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:17,071 Slap her in the fucking mouth! [whistle blasts] 104 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:20,700 - Yellow card number 12. Penalty kick for Essex. 105 00:03:24,203 --> 00:03:26,080 - Hey, no pressure. 106 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:28,875 But if you make this shot, we go to the NCAA tournament. 107 00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:33,755 Make the damn shot. You got this! 108 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:35,256 - Yeah. - All right, here we go. 109 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:36,674 Ready? - You got this! 110 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:42,305 ["Broken Promised Land" by Claire] 111 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:43,681 - Come on, Whitney! 112 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:47,644 - ♪ Let's dream ourselves away from here...♪ 113 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,188 - You got this, Whitney! 114 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:54,150 ♪ ♪ 115 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:55,151 - Yeah! 116 00:03:55,234 --> 00:03:56,903 [cheering] 117 00:03:56,986 --> 00:04:00,740 - Golden goal scored by number 21, Whitney Chase. 118 00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:02,325 Essex wins! 119 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:04,577 [whistle twirs] 120 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:07,330 all: [screaming] 121 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:08,831 - Yeah! 122 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:17,257 ♪ ♪ 123 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:21,135 - ♪ Don't stop until it's gone ♪ 124 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:23,805 ♪ Pick a point ♪ 125 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:27,183 ♪ On the horizon ♪ 126 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:32,105 [alarm beeps] 127 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:33,398 - It is 11 a.m.. 128 00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:36,317 That is 100 community service hours. 129 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:37,944 I am out of here. 130 00:04:38,027 --> 00:04:41,364 - We knew you'd be excited, so Ginger made you cupcakes! 131 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:42,865 - They're allergen free! 132 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:45,201 But full of love. And carob chips. 133 00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:46,786 - Thank you. - Do you want to stay 134 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:48,287 for the rest of today's meeting? 135 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,206 - Oh, not at all, actually, but thank you. 136 00:04:50,289 --> 00:04:51,624 - Okay. - Alicia, Ginger, Tova, 137 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:53,251 I will cherish all of the lessons 138 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:54,419 you have taught me. 139 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:55,712 And to the rest of you-- 140 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,505 I think one of you is named Rebecca. 141 00:04:57,588 --> 00:04:58,715 Oh, both of you. 142 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,091 - Don't forget your cupcakes. 143 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:02,635 - You know what, Ginger? I will take one. 144 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,470 - Oh. 145 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:06,973 - I'm free, bitches! Whoo! 146 00:05:08,766 --> 00:05:11,686 [light music] 147 00:05:11,769 --> 00:05:14,522 ♪ ♪ 148 00:05:14,605 --> 00:05:18,943 - Wow. One small step for a South Asian woman, 149 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:21,821 on giant leap-- - New writer alert! 150 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:23,114 - Carla? What are you doing here? 151 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:24,657 Did you get tapped too? - Yeah. 152 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,409 I worked really flippin' hard on my submission. 153 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:30,121 I guess they really flippin' liked it. 154 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:31,914 - Well, cool. 155 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,584 It's so fun that you're here. 156 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,797 - Ladies first. 157 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:42,675 [upbeat music] 158 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:45,595 ♪ ♪ 159 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:48,097 - Holy crap, this is incredible. 160 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:50,600 Wow. 161 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:51,809 - Check it out! 162 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:53,311 This is gonna be me and you one day. 163 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:56,522 Best friends and coeditors. 164 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,566 - I'm gonna take a seat. - Me too. 165 00:05:58,649 --> 00:06:01,569 - All right, come on, guys. Let's get started. 166 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:04,447 First off, congratulations to our new "Catullan" writers. 167 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:06,157 - All right, yeah. 168 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,617 - I'm sure we are witnessing the start 169 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,452 of some very successful comedy careers. 170 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:12,830 - Until you have kids and turn into complacent hacks. 171 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,665 - It's a tradition for new writers 172 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,542 to submit a piece on their first day. 173 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:21,756 And, in an age-old practice dating back to 2013, 174 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:24,509 the best piece will be featured on our Instagram. 175 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:26,135 - Pieces are due at midnight. 176 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,929 - Maybe it'd be cool if we wrote something together. 177 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:29,472 - Oh, I'm sure that's not allowed. 178 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:31,265 - Evangeline, Bela and I want to co-write a piece. 179 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:32,642 Is that cool? - We don't have to. 180 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:34,143 Really, it's-- - Sure. 181 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,270 Uh, Bela and Carla will be writing one together. 182 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:37,480 You can work in groups. 183 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:40,650 - Shaweet. Very nice. my wife. 184 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:42,235 Have you seen "Borat"? 185 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:44,570 - Obviously. - I'm sure it's so good. 186 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:48,658 - ♪ Never thought that I could take these steps ♪ 187 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:50,993 ♪ But I kept the focus on myself...♪ 188 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,370 - Your first UTI. 189 00:06:52,453 --> 00:06:53,830 I remember mine well. 190 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,915 I had just conned my way into a birthright trip 191 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:57,333 into Israel-- 192 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:59,377 - Thanks, Lila, but I'm trying to ignore it. 193 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:01,379 - A UTI is a rite of passage. 194 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:02,839 You gotta wear it like a crown. 195 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:04,173 An uncomfortable, scratchy crown 196 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,508 that you can't wait to take off. 197 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:07,051 [laughter] 198 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:08,761 - Hey, guys, I seriously have no idea 199 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,179 what to get Nico for his birthday, 200 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,514 and I'm stressing. 201 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:12,890 - Well, I think it's pretty obvious. 202 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,183 You gotta get him a sexy gift. 203 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,601 - Oh, like silky boxers. 204 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,353 - No, like, something erotic. Like a cock ring. 205 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:18,813 - A what? - She's wrong. 206 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:21,065 Get Nico something nice, but slightly impersonal, 207 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:22,817 so he doesn't think you're trying too hard. 208 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:25,153 Maybe a nice journal. - A journal? 209 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:26,779 Hot guys don't journal. 210 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,114 They just let their thoughts fade away. 211 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:29,740 It's what makes them hot. 212 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:31,868 - I just want to get him something small and meaningful, 213 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,536 but something I know he'll like. 214 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:35,997 - As long as you pair it with a nasty handwritten card. 215 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,748 Something like, "Happy Birthday, Nico, 216 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:41,043 I love that thick dick. Regards, Kimberly." 217 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,712 Boom, you're welcome. Shakespeare. 218 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:45,548 - Hey. So you going to this party tomorrow too? 219 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:47,133 - Yeah, are you? - Nah, I already have plans. 220 00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:48,384 Hanging out with Darius for a bit, 221 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:49,552 and then meeting up with you 222 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:50,720 when you leave the party early? 223 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:51,762 - [gasps] Hmm. 224 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:52,889 - Sound good? 225 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,223 - I might be available for that. 226 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,933 - Cool. 227 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:57,894 So, you guys are gonna work or...something? 228 00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:00,146 - I am. - I'm sick, I have a UTI. 229 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,648 - Well, uh, good luck with that. 230 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:03,691 - Thank you. 231 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:05,610 - Poor baby girl. Drink up. 232 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:07,653 - Hey, you wanted to see me? 233 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,071 - Yep, come on in. 234 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,240 - Let me guess. After the other night, 235 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,743 companies are reaching out about endorsing me? 236 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,912 I'll hold out for Adidas. 237 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,289 - Well, it has come to my attention 238 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:20,249 that Coach Dalton has been having 239 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,585 an inappropriate sexual relationship 240 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:23,753 with a player. 241 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:24,962 - What? 242 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:27,173 That's crazy. And gross. 243 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:29,091 - Well, I have to ask. 244 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,760 I mean, do you know anything about this, or-- 245 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:32,595 - Me? No. 246 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:33,971 I can't even imagine it. 247 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,640 Dalton's so old he's still on Facebook. 248 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:38,267 - [laughs] Okay. Well, look. 249 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,269 If you hear anything, let me know. 250 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:43,814 Um, obviously we have to take this very seriously. 251 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,024 - Of course. 252 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:46,442 I'll think on it, and let you know 253 00:08:46,525 --> 00:08:49,612 if anything comes to mind. 254 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:51,072 Um, I assume you already talked 255 00:08:51,155 --> 00:08:53,157 to Becky? Not implying anything, 256 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,534 but I did see them share a power bar once. 257 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,870 - You are not the first person to mention that. 258 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,121 Huh. All right, well, 259 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,915 that's very helpful. Thank you. 260 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,794 You can go. - Oh, right. 261 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:07,880 ["A Thousand Words" by Jay Som playing] 262 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,548 ♪ ♪ 263 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,550 - ♪ Remember to call me 264 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:14,303 ♪ When you're feeling blue ♪ [line ringing] 265 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,555 - Hi, you've reached Dalton. Please leave a message, 266 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:17,848 and I'll call you back. 267 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:19,308 - Shit. 268 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:23,646 - ♪ Go on and speak your truth ♪ 269 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:24,855 - Oh, my God. I just thought 270 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,357 about what our piece should be. 271 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:27,858 - Cool, what is it? 272 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:30,152 - What if we write a piece about what TV characters 273 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,779 say when they orgasm? 274 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:33,322 - I don't think we want people to picture 275 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,032 Fred Flintstone getting off. 276 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,158 - Right, it's cringey. 277 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:37,201 I'll think of something else. 278 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:38,577 - No rush. 279 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:42,456 Sometimes the best ideas take a while to find. 280 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:43,749 - You know you're like the only person 281 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,418 at "The Catullan" who's nice to me. 282 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:47,003 - I'm sure that'll change with time. 283 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,005 - Well, Eric's not that bad. - Eric? 284 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,506 The only time I've seen Eric smile 285 00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:52,800 was when I tripped on a cord. - [chuckles] 286 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:55,261 Well, he's better than Ryan. 287 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,639 - Hey, I have an idea for a piece. 288 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:02,143 What about a Tinder profile for the John Essex statue. 289 00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:05,688 - Ryan showed me his dick. 290 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:08,858 In a bad way. - Are you serious? 291 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,861 - He called me into his office to talk about piece formatting 292 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,946 and then he took it out. 293 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:17,325 And it's all I can think about whenever I'm at "The Catullan." 294 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:18,576 - Are you gonna tell anyone? 295 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:19,952 - I don't know. 296 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:23,080 Everybody already thinks I'm so weird. 297 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,959 Has he ever done anything like that to you? 298 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:31,130 - Ryan? No. Not at all. 299 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:35,009 - Yeah. Forget I said anything. 300 00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:38,095 Let's write your funny idea. 301 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,723 Yeah? - Yeah. 302 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:44,352 [mellow music] 303 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,103 - This is for my brother's 21st birthday. 304 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,563 I will need a crepe station option 305 00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:50,524 that is both sweet and savory. 306 00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:57,573 Well, then I will await your manager's call 307 00:10:57,656 --> 00:10:59,784 at this number. 308 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:03,329 - Oh, are you serving me some rich mommy party planner? 309 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:04,997 I'm very into that. 310 00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:08,584 - Um, hey, what is with 311 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,419 your neighbor with the red hair? 312 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,089 She was staring at me while I was waiting at the door. 313 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,590 - Oh, she's my best friend. 314 00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:16,425 I'm kidding. I don't talk to my neighbors. 315 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,761 Do you think I'm insane? - [giggles] 316 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:21,972 Dude, planning a party in Vermont is challenging. 317 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,307 No one has taste. 318 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,600 - Yeah, about that. 319 00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:27,353 Am I, like, invited to this, or-- 320 00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:29,313 - Oh, I figured you wouldn't want to go. 321 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,440 And don't you think you coming as my plus one 322 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,734 would be, like, this whole thing? 323 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,778 - There it is. 324 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,446 - What? - You don't want me there 325 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,198 because you're worried people will figure you out. 326 00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:41,867 - Hey, it is a birthday party for my brother 327 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,953 who you have met, like, once. 328 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:46,122 Okay, can we please not make this into a bigger thing 329 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,998 than it has to be? - It's-- 330 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,251 It's not about the party. 331 00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:52,461 I just--I just want to know that you and me can exist 332 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,881 Outside of this one room. 333 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:59,176 - We can. - Okay? 334 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:05,141 - Cool. Uh, well, this got weird. 335 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,309 I'm gonna go. 336 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,603 - Are-- 337 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:13,566 - I'm gonna text you later. Okay? 338 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,067 - Sure. 339 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:18,946 - ♪ You say you can't hold anything back ♪ 340 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:22,575 ♪ It's a habit ♪ 341 00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:27,163 ♪ You say what's on your mind, mm ♪ 342 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:31,167 ♪ Whatever's on your mind ♪ 343 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,461 ♪ Mm ♪ 344 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,337 - Willow, I am freaking out. 345 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,381 - Yeah, I would be too. This shit is crazy. 346 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:38,841 - Have you talked to Dalton? 347 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,968 - No, he's not answering any of my calls or texts. 348 00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:42,887 Both on my phone or on this burner 349 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,014 I just bought. - You bought a burner? 350 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,348 Whitney, what the fuck? 351 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,516 You're going full-blown "Homeland." 352 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,018 - What was I supposed to do? 353 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,853 I can't have this come out. Black senator's daughter 354 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,688 has inappropriate relationship with coach? 355 00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:54,940 That gets aired on Fox news. - Okay, you're not wrong. 356 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:58,319 Like, I would watch that. But I think you can chill. 357 00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,488 I talked to Coach Woods, and she thinks 358 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:01,697 Dalton was sleeping with Jena. 359 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,282 - Jena? Why would she think that? 360 00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,034 - Because I told her I thought it was Jena. 361 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,619 She didn't mention you once. - Did you find out 362 00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:07,953 where this is coming from? 363 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,497 - Apparently Dalton's wife called her 364 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,707 when she found a box of condoms in his car. 365 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,084 And a Google search on his iPad that said "Is it illegal 366 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,628 for a coach to sleep with a player?" 367 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,296 - God, he's such a fucking idiot! 368 00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,507 - Well, you weren't fucking him for his amazing brain. 369 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,759 But you just need to lay low 370 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,552 and this will blow over. 371 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,930 There's nothing pointing to you. 372 00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:28,349 Wow! Thank you so much for helping me 373 00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,059 with my chemistry homework. 374 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,061 I understand covalent bonds now. 375 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,021 - Relax, she already knows. - Oh. 376 00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:35,981 - The head coach found out Dalton was sleeping 377 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,274 with someone on the team. 378 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,692 - Oh, shit. Do they know it's you? 379 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,778 - No, you're the only two people who do 380 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,238 and I trust you both, 381 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,906 slash, will murder you if you say anything. 382 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,157 - Okay, but having witnessed some white-collar crime 383 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,575 over the years, if I were you, 384 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,327 I'd reset my phone to factory settings 385 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:49,828 and wipe my hard drive. - She doesn't need to do that. 386 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,455 - I already did both. - Smart girl. 387 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,249 - So, you rich people are just naturally good 388 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,333 at covering shit up, aren't you? 389 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,876 - Yes. - Yeah. 390 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,045 - ♪ Got a little bit of sunshine ♪ 391 00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,589 ♪ I'm not always such a downer, doll ♪ 392 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,758 ♪ Kinda ended in a bro mine ♪ 393 00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:05,928 ♪ Ever since I let the good times roll...♪ 394 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,429 - How's the studying going? 395 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,348 - Good. Productive. I like it. 396 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:12,059 - [exhales] 397 00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:14,853 Have you...earned a break? 398 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,490 I want you on top. 399 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,117 'Cause my arms are kind of wrecked right now. 400 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,287 - [laughs] 401 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,456 Okay. 402 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,792 But can I ask you something first? 403 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,335 - What's up? 404 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,628 - You play guitar. 405 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,423 Hypothetically speaking, would a gift card 406 00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:45,509 to, like, a guitar website be a birthday gift 407 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,511 you'd be excited about? - You don't have to 408 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,138 get me a gift. - Are you kidding? 409 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,931 Gift-giving's in the Finkle DNA. 410 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,933 Did you not see my mom slinging around purse hooks 411 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,059 at Parents Weekend? 412 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,102 - Your mom's cute. 413 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:57,563 But, seriously, 414 00:14:57,646 --> 00:15:00,107 you don't have to get me a gift. 415 00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,781 - Okay, let's do it. But let's be quick, 416 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,366 'cause I have a lot of work I have to catch up on. 417 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:12,703 - Hey, Siri, set me a timer for 45 seconds. 418 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,580 - ♪ I'm all in white ♪ 419 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,874 ♪ 'Cause I have soul ♪ 420 00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:19,168 ♪ Where you go live ♪ 421 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,545 ♪ I wanted you so-o-o ♪ 422 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,672 ♪ But for a while ♪ 423 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,050 ♪ I'm on a roll ♪ 424 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,177 ♪ Well, love in those eyes ♪ 425 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,678 ♪ And that's all I know ♪ 426 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,597 - Are you just now getting home? 427 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,099 Wait, is this a walk of shame? 428 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,934 So you are sleeping with someone. 429 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,269 - I mean, is it a walk of shame 430 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,854 if I stayed up all night in the library 431 00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:42,358 hooking up with my textbook? Like, blehhh. 432 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,360 - Wow, we are so different. 433 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,944 Are you excited for the party tonight? 434 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,655 - I'm so excited. I bought a new outfit for it. 435 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:48,947 And these foot pad things 436 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:52,159 that make fancy shoes more comfy. 437 00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:55,329 Okay. I'm gonna grab my towel to shower to wake myself up. 438 00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:57,206 - Okay. Oh, uh, when you go 439 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,624 in the bathroom, my friend Maya is in there. 440 00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,542 The one who's visiting? - Oh, fun! 441 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,670 My friend Kelsey from home wants to visit at some point. 442 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,838 She's like really into anime. 443 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,216 - I look forward to discussing that with her. 444 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,010 - So what was your idea? 445 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,387 - So, basically there's-- - Okay, everyone. 446 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,596 I have two announcements. 447 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:13,889 The first is for everybody. 448 00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:17,810 Jeff, use spellcheck. - Okay. 449 00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:19,478 - Secondly, Carla has decided to quit. 450 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:20,896 - What? - Yeah. 451 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:23,107 - Wait, why would she quit? - Who knows? 452 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,650 Unlike every other conversation I've had with her, 453 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:27,569 she didn't go into detail. [laughter] 454 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,571 - Anyway, now's the moment you've all been waiting for. 455 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,073 The announcement of which new writer's piece 456 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,741 will be featured on our Instagram. 457 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,076 - Which is an account followed 458 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,120 by multiple Emmy-nominated writers. 459 00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:37,913 - And the winner is... 460 00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:40,457 The John Essex statue's Tinder profile, 461 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,584 written by Bela Malhotra! 462 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,254 - Wow. Thank you. 463 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,423 But I actually co-wrote that piece with Carla. 464 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,007 - She said in her email it was mostly you, 465 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,718 so enjoy that sole credit. 466 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,429 All right, we're done here. Good job, guys. 467 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:57,474 - Bela! Oh, my gosh. So proud of you. 468 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,852 - Hey, nice work. 469 00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:11,238 - Holy hell, are you Maya? You're gorgeous. 470 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:12,406 I'm Kimberly. 471 00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:13,574 I'm one of Leighton's roommates. 472 00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:14,992 - Nice to meet you, Kimberly. 473 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,161 - Seriously, you smell like a fancy spa. 474 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:18,495 Sorry, to double compliment. 475 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,664 I didn't sleep much last night 476 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,291 and my brain isn't fully working yet. 477 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,376 - Ooh, sounds like you had a fun night. 478 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,254 Get it, girl. - I did get it. And then some. 479 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:28,547 I have a hickey on my boob. 480 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:29,715 - My boyfriend gave me one of those 481 00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:30,924 when we first started dating. 482 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,634 - What's with these guys? - Right? 483 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,845 Hey, I need to go help Leighton set up for this party, 484 00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:37,055 but I'll see you there? - Totally. 485 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,850 - ♪ Yeah, let me see you go to town ♪ 486 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:42,394 ♪ Go down go down go down ♪ 487 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,689 ♪ Yeah yeah, if you're down, boy ♪ 488 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:49,401 ♪ Really down, baby let me watch you go to town ♪ 489 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,070 ♪ It's your one chance, baby, never or now ♪ 490 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,156 ♪ Yeah-eah-eah ♪ 491 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,326 ♪ Let me see you go to town, baby, go to town ♪ 492 00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,496 ♪ Oh, yeah, baby, let me watch you go to town ♪ 493 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,749 ♪ It's your one chance, baby, never or now ♪ 494 00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:08,170 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 495 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:11,006 ♪ Go down go down go down ♪ 496 00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:13,050 ♪ Yeah, let me see you go to town ♪ 497 00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:16,345 ♪ Yeah, go down go down go down ♪ 498 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,473 ♪ Yeah, let me see you go to town ♪ 499 00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:22,935 ♪ Go down go down go down, yeah ♪ 500 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,437 ♪ Let me see you go to town, yeah ♪ 501 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,690 ♪ Go down go down go down, yeah ♪ 502 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,567 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 503 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:33,487 ♪ Go to town with it, and she shave it all off ♪ 504 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,906 ♪ Charlie Brown with it lookin' all around ♪ 505 00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:38,367 ♪ All the other girls sound fishy...♪ 506 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:41,119 - Hey! Are you ready to black out with your rack out 507 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,788 or whatever it is you're always saying to us? 508 00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,081 - Yeah, let's do it. 509 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,666 Let's crunk out with our junk out. 510 00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,209 - Yeah! 511 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,919 - I'm wearing underwear that's so sexy, 512 00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:51,380 it's insane. Also, it kind of hurts. 513 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,385 [upbeat party music] 514 00:18:56,468 --> 00:19:00,389 ♪ ♪ 515 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,099 - Those are a lot of gifts. 516 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:04,226 The only thing my friends got me for my last birthday 517 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,727 was a Chipotle gift card. 518 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,105 - Holy shit, did someone buy him a snowboard? 519 00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:09,606 - I got him sour candy. 520 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,275 Because I know he likes sour candy. 521 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:13,402 - That's really sweet. 522 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:14,778 - I need a drink, STAT. 523 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,155 - Hell yes. Let's get shots. 524 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,991 - Oh, I need to start with a glass of water. 525 00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,409 I have to take my UTI medicine, 526 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:23,203 and the pill is so huge. 527 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,454 - Hey, they just pulled up. 528 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:25,706 - Everyone, quiet! He's here. 529 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:29,376 Okay, everyone, shut up. Be quiet. 530 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,003 Come on, he's coming. Shh! 531 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:36,967 - Are we almost there? 532 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:42,639 This blindfold does not smell good. 533 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,057 all: Surprise! 534 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:48,395 - Oh, shit! This is amazing! 535 00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:50,147 Leighton, this is so cool of you. 536 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,190 Happy birthday, bro! 537 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:55,193 Ooh, and I have one more surprise for you. 538 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:58,322 - Surprise, babe! - Maya! You're...here. 539 00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:00,240 - I flew in from Barcelona for you. 540 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,868 Happy birthday! 541 00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:06,121 crowd: Ooh! [wolf whistles] 542 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,589 - Kimberly! - Hey! 543 00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:16,882 - Did you guys know? 544 00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:19,301 - Oh, my God, no! I would have told you. 545 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,053 - Yeah, I didn't know either. I'm so sorry. 546 00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:23,138 - Kimberly. Can we talk for a minute? 547 00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:24,640 - Dude, I cannot believe you! 548 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,391 I'm Bela, by the way. We've met a few times. 549 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,685 I enjoy your parties and hope to keep coming to them. 550 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,729 But on a personal level, I think you suck! 551 00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:32,356 - Yeah, you're a prep school douchebag 552 00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,982 who thinks he can get away with anything he wants. 553 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,484 - Can I talk to Kimberly alone for a minute? 554 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,819 - It's okay. You guys go back inside. 555 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,113 - We're watching you, bro. - Sleazeball. 556 00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,199 [whispers] Thanks again for the invite. 557 00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,367 Sleazeball! 558 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,164 - I can explain. 559 00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:50,958 - Nico, this is so fucked up. 560 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,627 - Don't be like that. - Don't be like what? 561 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:56,004 Heartbroken that the first guy I met in college 562 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,297 has a secret girlfriend? 563 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,840 - Look, Maya's been studying abroad. 564 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,592 She wasn't even supposed to be back until January. 565 00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,135 - Oh, so you were gonna tell me, 566 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,012 you were just gonna wait several more months, cool. 567 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,515 - Look, it got out of hand. 568 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:10,352 I don't know what to say. - Well, I do. 569 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,520 Fuck you! 570 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,397 I wasted two months on you. 571 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,815 My grades are in the fucking trash, 572 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:16,191 and I have a UTI. 573 00:21:16,274 --> 00:21:18,151 And it's fucking burning down there right now. 574 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,319 Okay? I'm done. 575 00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:24,366 And now I'm about to cry, too. Fuck. 576 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:27,119 - Kimberly, please. 577 00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:29,121 - ♪ Time to hit the road ♪ 578 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:30,872 ♪ Go, I finally go ♪ 579 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,708 ♪ Set it up and knock it down ♪ 580 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,876 ♪ 'Cause that's just how I roll ♪ 581 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,878 ♪ All 'bout the flow...♪ 582 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,422 - Are you sure you want to be here right now? 583 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,048 - Definitely. I want to stay here 584 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,883 and ruin his night and make him think 585 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:45,554 that I might say something to his actual girlfriend. 586 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:52,894 - Damn, girl. 587 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,563 [plastic cup whacks floor] 588 00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:55,814 - Okay, actually on second thought, 589 00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:57,441 I think I'm gonna go. 590 00:21:57,524 --> 00:22:00,152 But I don't want to make this some big dramatic exit, 591 00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:01,903 so, please, the two of you stay. 592 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,406 - ♪ Shout it up just for fun ♪ 593 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,241 ♪ Was it all for me ♪ 594 00:22:06,324 --> 00:22:10,495 ♪ You just see, move your feet time to let go ♪ 595 00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:11,788 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 596 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,749 ♪ Time to let go ♪ 597 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:14,875 ♪ You just see...♪ 598 00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:16,501 - What the fuck? 599 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:20,088 [background conversations] 600 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,984 - Do you think my boobs have gotten bigger 601 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,444 since the beginning of college? 602 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:43,487 They feel bigger. 603 00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:44,780 - Hey, Whit. 604 00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:46,239 Hey, can I talk to you for a sec? 605 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:47,574 In private? 606 00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:48,867 - Um, would you mind getting us drinks? 607 00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:50,035 - Gladly. 608 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,080 - Dude, there's trouble. 609 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:55,457 Apparently our bus driver told Coach Woods 610 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,542 that he saw Dalton kissing a player. 611 00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,628 - Okay? - A Black player. 612 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:01,838 And we're the only two Black girls on the team. 613 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:03,799 - Fuck! - I think you need to talk 614 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,550 to Coach, like, now. 615 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:08,804 Just come clean, and hope for the best. 616 00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,431 - Okay, yeah. - Mm-hmm. 617 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:13,975 - I gotta go do this. - Mm-hmm. 618 00:23:18,396 --> 00:23:20,273 [electronic dance music] 619 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:22,901 - ♪ You have to lead like this ♪ 620 00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:27,072 ♪ Lead lead ♪ 621 00:23:27,155 --> 00:23:29,324 ♪ Lead ♪ 622 00:23:29,407 --> 00:23:32,160 ♪ You have to lead like this ♪ 623 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:36,623 ♪ ♪ 624 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,673 - One sec. - Oh, cool. 625 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:47,175 Dude, you okay? - Yeah, why do you ask? 626 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:50,595 - Because you're staring at your phone like a psycho. 627 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,139 - Leighton, I think I fucked up 628 00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:53,682 and I don't know how to fix it. 629 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,767 - Can I interest you ladies in some shots? 630 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:58,228 - Dude, fuck off. What happened? 631 00:23:58,311 --> 00:24:00,522 - You know that guy Ryan who showed me porn? 632 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,023 He kind of got me alone the other day 633 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,984 and then pushed his dick up against my back. 634 00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:06,695 - Oh, my God. - I laughed and brushed it off. 635 00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:09,656 But then I found out that he did it 636 00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:12,617 to this other girl too, and when she told me about it, 637 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:16,037 I lied to her and stayed quiet. 638 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,248 And I think I silenced her. 639 00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:25,046 - It's okay. Okay? 640 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:31,052 - Did you just hug me? - I already regret doing that. 641 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:33,221 Come on, let's go. Come on. 642 00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:40,562 - ♪ You've got another think coming ♪ 643 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:43,815 ♪ Thinking it's gonna be easy ♪ 644 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:47,152 ♪ I'm so high ♪ 645 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,822 ♪ Why sit down...♪ 646 00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:54,159 - Hi, are you-- - Her wife? 647 00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:56,119 Yes, I am. 648 00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:58,496 Gert, you've got a visitor. 649 00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:03,919 - Coach, I promise you, it is totally over. 650 00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:06,421 We ended things weeks ago, so if there's any way 651 00:25:06,504 --> 00:25:07,631 we could just forget about this-- 652 00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:10,217 - Whitney-- - Coach, please. 653 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,052 My mom is a public figure. 654 00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:14,095 And if this gets out... 655 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:18,016 My stories don't go away the way other people's do. 656 00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:21,019 - Chase. I already gave my statement. 657 00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:23,063 All right? 658 00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:25,106 I told them I couldn't give a name. 659 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,858 It's none of their business. 660 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,610 You're 18. 661 00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:30,570 You don't need this following you around 662 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:33,406 the rest of your life. - Thank you. 663 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,492 Thank you so much. 664 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,254 - Canaan. We're leaving. 665 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:49,673 Are you coming with or not? 666 00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:52,592 - Yeah, let's go. 667 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,803 - You really gotta cut down on that screen time, though. 668 00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:56,763 'Cause you're literally always on that thing. 669 00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:58,765 It's kind of sick. 670 00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:05,981 - Hey. - Thank you for coming. 671 00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:07,816 - Yeah, of course. 672 00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:17,325 Hey, guys. My name is Alicia. 673 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,494 And I know that this is very scary, 674 00:26:19,577 --> 00:26:22,831 but you're totally safe here. 675 00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:26,001 And no matter what you say, I'm your ally. 676 00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:28,461 Okay? I'm your ally. 677 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:35,593 - ♪ Mountains crave, so they say ♪ 678 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:38,346 ♪ They say your name ♪ 679 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,265 ♪ ♪ 680 00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:43,977 ♪ Floods in the bay ♪ 681 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:50,859 ♪ It's a shame, it's a shame ♪ 682 00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:54,779 ♪ The pain turn to rain ♪ 683 00:26:54,863 --> 00:27:01,119 ♪ Ain't calming down, will it calm down...♪ 684 00:27:01,202 --> 00:27:04,080 [indistinct chatter] 685 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,749 - Hey, Whit. 686 00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:11,755 - All right, ladies. Gather up. 687 00:27:11,838 --> 00:27:14,632 I'm Coach Hanson, the women's ice hockey coach. 688 00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:16,509 Now, I can't go into details, 689 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:17,886 but Coach Woods and Coach Dalton 690 00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:19,220 have been dismissed. - What? 691 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,388 - I'll be leading you through the rest 692 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,057 of the tournament. 693 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,768 Now, can someone explain to me how offsides works in soccer? 694 00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:27,562 [low chatter, murmuring] 695 00:27:27,645 --> 00:27:28,730 - Anyone? 696 00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:31,024 - ♪ Her heart was beating ♪ 697 00:27:31,107 --> 00:27:33,068 ♪ Through her chest ♪ 698 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:37,489 ♪ Hesitating to pull the trigger, she wants to ♪ 699 00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:41,409 ♪ Like a bullet through the shadows ♪ 700 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:45,372 ♪ Contemplating the sense of the shadow ♪ 701 00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:47,665 ♪ She never got to tell you that ♪ 702 00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:49,709 ♪ Instead she wore the chains ♪ 703 00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:53,880 ♪ She never acted like it's all in vain ♪ 704 00:27:53,963 --> 00:27:55,465 ♪ When everybody else ♪ 705 00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:57,926 ♪ Is only playing by the rules ♪ 706 00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:01,930 ♪ She always wanted to keep her cool ♪ 707 00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:05,350 ♪ She always wanted to keep her cool ♪ 708 00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:12,315 ♪ ♪ 709 00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,319 ♪ She's burning ♪ 710 00:28:22,325 --> 00:28:24,661 ♪ Through the shadows ♪ 711 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:34,879 ♪ She's burning She's burning ♪ 712 00:28:39,008 --> 00:28:43,847 ♪ Through the shadows, through the shadows ♪ 713 00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:47,892 ♪ Her mind was racing through the desert ♪ 714 00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:49,060 - Go to bed.